Happy Sunday, you steaming mugs of hot cocoa, welcome to your weekly dose of fancy-pants music time. I’m your host Sobek, and it’s about time we got a little crazy in here:
Happy Sunday, you steaming mugs of hot cocoa, welcome to your weekly dose of fancy-pants music time. I’m your host Sobek, and it’s about time we got a little crazy in here:
February 12, 2023
Categories: 1984 - orkcastrated by tards, 90 seconds you'll never get back, Allegedly, American Hero, At least we're not Ontario, bacon, barely passable trannies, Black helicopters, Bunker Pants!, but not the good kind, Buzzcut, Cash for Crunkers, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, cool tunes, Crime and Punishment, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Dick Filled Asshole, Don't Make Me Kill You, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Federal Witness Protection Program, fucking genius, Good Stupid, Hai Karate, Heavy Metal Thunder, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hitler, Hoggers Anonymous, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, Huevos divorciados, Huge Musical Breadth, Hulk Smash, I am, I Don't Give A Shit, I feel like chicken tonight. . . Author: Sobek . Comments: 82 Comments
Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born December 25th, 1997 in Volgograd, Russian Federation. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 35 – 27 – 36 and 136 lbs. Please refer a dentist to Miss Natalia Tihomirova.
February 10, 2023
Categories: #indogyears, #Problematic, 4/10 Would Still Smash, BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BBF, Beer Tree Farm, Blankie, Boobs, Chief Grumpybutt, conspiracy theory, Dial C for cooter, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, fat chicks, Fat Piece of Shit, Fuck you Georgia, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, lemon bear dick punch, Lets Go Brandon, Loose Ass Snatch, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Microvag, Moist, Nice Melons, No more wire hangers, One Foot Muff, pelvic thrust, Penis Sipper, Polar Vortex, Ride the pony, Rub meat, Russian Collusion, Say "What" Again, She-Meat, show me your tits, shut your whore mouth, sloppy slouching slimey slut, Socialism!, stupid fucking hippies, TeeRoys Turkey, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 78 Comments
Hello, and welcome to The 2022 Big Boob Friday Championship Finals.
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December 9, 2022
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, Aliens, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Beauty Personified, bewbs like DAMN!, butt like POW!, Button Nose, By The Beard Of Odin!, conspiracy theory, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Dang. I mean...dang., Deck The Halls, Drinking heavily, Fake Butt Accurate, Finely Freckled, Fuck you Georgia, FUCK YOU ICE, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Fucking Wagon, Glitter Shit, Go Vote!, High and tight, Hulk Smash, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, I'm totally judging you, In the face, Is This Ham Still Good?, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Knockers, Leave Poland Alone, Like a Viking, Luckiest Dog Alive, meghan mccain fat, Merry Christmas, mesadick, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Old Person, oxycontin, paris hilton whore, Peace Through Douche, Polar Vortex, Pompadour, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Richard Butt RIP, Rosetta Likes This, Russian Collusion, Secret Santa, show me your tits, Shut Your Prison Pussy, Someone needs a sandwich, Stetson (for men), Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, those are some big boobs . . Author: ruabeavercuzdamn . Comments: 71 Comments
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The above amalgam makes a healthy society grow despite the Dunning-Kruger Crew.
July 28, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, #Problematic, 1984 - orkcastrated by tards, 7 of 9 fucks not given, alcohol, asshat anonymous, At least we're not Ontario, Broken, Burn it down, butt-pokey blues, catchin' the fishes bishes, Chief Grumpybutt, condom free septic tank, conspiracy theory, Crime and Punishment, Democrat Clown Car 2020, dig deep the gathering gloom, Does this look infected?, don't spread your virus, Eat a bag of dicks, el jibbity, fire in the hole, Hosefuckers, Hot Dog Size Clitoris, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, I am judging you, I'm totally judging you, is tee-roy still in prison?, just another jimbroglio, libtards, monkey madness, oy!!, People Was Educated, polishing turds, pruritus ani, Tards, The Steam Off My Shit, worst post evah!!!!!, Your Welcome Hotspur . Tags: Malicious Stupidity, overcoming the coefficient of parasitic stupidity . Author: jam2 . Comments: 123 Comments
Jimmie was yik-yakkin‘ about paraphilias t’other day.
I think i did a post on that a while back.
Mrs J’monkey was raffing out roud last night (whore moufs shut) about some chick that married a carnival ride named Bruce.
June 30, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, conspiracy theory, Jizm Goes Here, Magic Hat, Neep the nub, Puns are awesome, Suck It., Where's Cyn?, Z - we don't have a Z . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 119 Comments
I’m sure we’ve all done the “What if…?” mind dance.
May 5, 2022
Categories: #Problematic, conspiracy theory, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Loaded dice, oy!!, Remembrance, sissymaryrosettacunt, Tards, this post sucks, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 109 Comments
Because I post stupid shit that doesn’t even make sense to me most of the time, one of our brothers here at hostageland sent me a link for this little beastie:
January 27, 2022
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, alcohol, Aliens, amazing post, asshat anonymous, asshole, Balls, BroCav says - 2/10 would not pick again, Brown Snow, brown trout - no not that kind you vile cretin, Cheedy, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Cults, foreskin, Genital Itch, Learn some shit, Moist, monkey love, sissymaryrosettacunt, Suddenly Sumo, this post sucks, Turkey Taint, whiskey, worst post evah!, Your mom sends her love . Tags: Brain Diseased, Seriously, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments
Welcome back to your weekly installment of “you are uncultured swine and I’m trying to put you some freakin’ knowledge for once even though I’m sure my efforts are wasted” Sunday. I’m your host, the woefully under-qualified Sobek, and I like pretending I know stuff about music. Today we continue our exploration of the Classical era, and the forms that composers used in creating symphonies. So far we’ve looked at Theme and Variations Form and Minuet and Trio form. Today we look at Rondo.
That being said, we’ll start with probably the most famous Rondo of the classical era, Mozart’s “All Turca”:
January 2, 2022
Categories: # Hashtag, amazing post, American Hero, Button Nose, Buzzcut, conspiracy theory, cool tunes, Cults, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, fat chicks, Socialism! . . Author: Sobek . Comments: 98 Comments
It really is quite a shame that the kids were so cruel and called good ole whatsherface Tankette.
I mean seriously, she wasn’t that fat.
October 28, 2021
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 1979 Bitchez, 3rd Time is the Charm, amazing post, asshat anonymous, Block Editor, california lesbian in love, conspiracy theory, Dedicated to Your Mom, fishy, Good Stupid, How come there's no category raggin' on roamy?, is there such a thing as bad head, Lobster Newburg, oy!!, Russian Collusion, the big OOOOOOOOOOOO, Where's XBrad?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks . Tags: A Mom by any other name, Brain Diseased, Feeling the "Love", FUCK SALT!!!, shut your whore mouth, That Bish be Tank!!, That's Gonna Leave A Mark . Author: jam2 . Comments: 206 Comments
I read a post on the mothership and started laughing at a few of the pejorative names that were tossed around and it got me thinking about funny phrases and words. I know what you’re thinking…is this going to be the first in a long line of piscatorial posts or might we venture into a realm unknown?
The answer of course, is why not both? Just kidding. I think we can safely shelve our admiration for fisherman, old men, the sea, and how their bounty is turned into a delicious fried patchwork of amphibious parts. Today we embark upon a mission to call forth our favorite malicious insults.
Smoothbrain
Cockholster
Friend of Dorothy
Assface
Blue lipped mother fucker (non obama specific)
Chickenman
Dickbag
Peen lover
April 29, 2021
Categories: #hashtag, Bacon Strips, bacon wrapped booger, Baconwrappedboobbeer, Belly Button Micro Penis, Beret, Compound W, condom free septic tank, Conspiracy theories for $500 Alex, conspiracy theory, Eat a bag of dicks, Ed Balls, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, Fake Butt Accurate, fancy first dates and frilly underwear, H2 Eulogy, Hai Karate, how much wood wood a peckerwood peck if a peckerwood was drunk and went around pecking wood?, I feel like chicken tonight., I Feel the Need for Speed, Mini Eggs, NOT another post by Pupster, Plugged nickel, Plumbing, rhymes with "your mom", Ride the pony, Smoke a pole, Smokeshow, Summaries, Tastes More Like Regular, Ten Gallon, TurtleFacePlant, We don't need no stinking categories, whiskey, You Love Fish, It's Your Favorite, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: MJ (k/k-style) . Comments: 193 Comments
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.