Meme was Yesterday

No, we haven’t skipped Tuesday, stay tuned!

I know, you were scared. It’s ok.

I’ll give you some memes now.

HeyLoser

October 8, 2019
Categories: Baconwrappedboobbeer, Bowel Prep, cat blogging, conspiracy theory, Douche-bagger, Federal Witness Protection Program, Fuck golf, FUCK SALT!!!, fuck you, FUCK YOU ICE, fucking genius, Fucking Wagon, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Good Stupid, Heads I win, Huevos divorciados, is there such a thing as bad head, lazy bastards anonymous, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, misogyny, mutha fuckin bootleg fireworks, One Foot Muff, personal junk, Pull My Finger Dammit!, Rocky Dennis, Smoke a pole, Snake juice guzzler, Summaries, The More You Know, Totally Nude, We don't need no stinking categories, Yellow Fever, Z - we don't have a Z, zero fucks, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 102 Comments

Thorsday Filler – Liars Abound

“”The Truth Behind Pathological and Compulsive Liars

We all lie, but some people take it to extremes, destroying careers and relationships in the process.””

The lying going on is stupefying. Normally we would blame it on mare – ‘cuz you know – whore, but the current level is Soviet era propaganda level lying, so she’s off the hoof.

Holy Moly how in the universe can anyone with an IQ over 60 actually believe any of the crap that’s coming out of DC and the denizens thereof?

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September 27, 2018
Categories: #Problematic, conspiracy theory, Ejaculate Responsibly - car in demands it, I did not stick a cigar in that chick's cootch, I'm not judging you, lying phquer . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 243 Comments

You really should go do something more meaningful than read this pos post

Things mawr meaningful:

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How about taking up knitting:

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June 19, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 7 of 9 fucks not given, As Little as Possible, bangin' your bud, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, Cheese Log Guzzler, Chicks dig a nice tool, Chief Grumpybutt, Cockfacefuckaloo, Compound W, conspiracy theory, coonskin cap, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, Dog Centric, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Follically challenged, foreskin, fucking genius, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, Gotta tattooed tit say number 13, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Happy Birfday Wiser, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Hosefuckers, Hostages Legal Aid, I am judging you, i can't believe 3PO didn't have a golf catergory in here, I'm not judging you, i'm zero indians, Jeebus, Just Another Fucking Category, just another jimbroglio, just the D…, Kinky Afro, Knockers, Lactation, lazy bastards anonymous, Le Luc Long, Learn some shit, Lumbago, Man-Lesbian, ManBearPig, Marez-ee-dotes, Methadone Clinic Cougar, Microvag, misogyny, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, Muddle My Mint, Muppet Porn & You, needs more tartar sauce, new post needed ASAP!!!, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, North American Goat Love Association, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, playing Hide the Salmon, polishing turds, Poon In Ivy, pruritus ani, Pure Genius, pushing the tit wheelbarrow, rape culture, Regaling the old Rumpus Room, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, Rumpus Room Rumba, shut your whore mouth, soakin' the ole T-bone, Someone needs a sandwich, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, stupid fucking hippies, the old ass-hair combover trick, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, Tinfoil lingerie, TITS, Totally Nude, Trump's Fault, vagine, What the Fuck, Jenny?, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, zero fucks . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 196 Comments

Lies, Damnable Lies – POS Calumny

Imagine my surprise when aspersions were flung at me recently!!!

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January 9, 2018
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, asshat anonymous, barely passable trannies, Compound W, conspiracy theory, Dang. I mean...dang., dicking bimbos, Douche-bagger, Drugs, Federal Witness Protection Program, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Hostages Legal Aid, I feel like chicken tonight., I'm not judging you, is there such a thing as bad head, Marez-ee-dotes, monkey love, new post needed ASAP!!!, North American Goat Love Association, NOT another post by Pupster, One Foot Muff, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, personal junk, police involvement, POON!, Pre-Law, pruritus ani, rape culture, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, Rub meat, She-Meat, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, swinging with friends, Things that really matter, This is fucking bullshit, this post stinks, whatever, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 139 Comments

November 28th is Head Day – POS Observances

That may be a somewhat concatenated version of an amazing international day of ponderous ponderings… I’ll let you decide.

Other amazing factoids about November 28th:

1) a metric buttload of people we’ve never heard of were born this day in history

2) a surprising number of people we’ve never heard of, or really gave two craps about drew their last breath – including jeffrey dahmer who interestingly enough kept heads in his refrigerator – coincidence or a TRUE Believer in the Observance of Head Day…. you be the judge.

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November 28, 2017
Categories: Barack Obama, Chicks dig a nice tool, Compound W, conspiracy theory, Double or nothing, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Headless Whoresman, Heads I win, is there such a thing as bad head . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 161 Comments

Gender Neutral Russia

I’ve always been fascinated with Mother Russia. Wait. Is that triggering? I guess we should start calling it gender neutral Russia. You know mothers can be fathers right? I’ll start over.

I’ve always been fascinated with cisRussia. Not today’s pussy version; the full blown commie war machine that defeated the Nazis with their incredibly effective strategy of throwing about 9 million young men into the maw of Hitler’s army. Either march forward and get blown away, or retreat and get shot by your own guys. Touch choice for the Igors.

Total WWII casualties are thought to be around 20 million but no one really knows for sure. To put that into perspective, the glorious CCCP lost the equivalent of today’s population of NYC, LA, Chicago, Houston, Phoenix, and Philadelphia. Or as most of the blog would say, ‘a good start.‘

Much like you, I’m really amused at the Russian follies going on in the media. It’s really driven by two factors: 1. They still don’t accept the outcome of the election and 2. a total lack of historical perspective prior to 2005. It’s just fucking awesome to watch the political/media brain trust try figure out the basics of Russian geography, let alone culture. Pretend you know nothing. Now pretend you are in a soundproof, lightproof box buried under the Siberian tundra. You are more prepared to discuss Russia than Brian Stelter, Steven Colbert, or Katy Tur.

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July 27, 2017
Categories: #hashtag, #Problematic, alcohol, Baseball, BBF, Bugout Jelly, conspiracy theory, Consumption, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, democrats, Fire melt steel mantra, furry, Garden, General Bitching, Hai Karate, Your mom likes this, Your mom sends her love, Your mom should be on the new ten . . Author: MJ . Comments: 135 Comments

Baby Watch

T-minus three months until total loss of sleep, life, and mind. I’m counting on all of you hostage aunts, uncles, and somewhere in between, to keep me honest and give me tons of advice on how to raise a baby. Every new parent loves to hear about what they’re doing wrong and how its going to permanently scar their child!