Rock Around the Croc: Cline, Prokofiev and Walker

Happy Sunday, you steaming mugs of hot cocoa, welcome to your weekly dose of fancy-pants music time. I’m your host Sobek, and it’s about time we got a little crazy in here:

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born December 25th, 1997 in Volgograd, Russian Federation. She stands 5′ 6″ and measures 35 – 27 – 36 and 136 lbs. Please refer a dentist to Miss Natalia Tihomirova.

2022 Big Boob Friday Championship

Hello, and welcome to The 2022 Big Boob Friday Championship Finals.

The Great Reset

Where might you be?

Supererogation

and

Erudition

The above amalgam makes a healthy society grow despite the Dunning-Kruger Crew.

Marriage Made-in

Jimmie was yik-yakkin‘ about paraphilias t’other day.

I think i did a post on that a while back.

Mrs J’monkey was raffing out roud last night (whore moufs shut) about some chick that married a carnival ride named Bruce.

Decision Points

I’m sure we’ve all done the “What if…?” mind dance.

Crytidz – a Message from the Good Doctor

Because I post stupid shit that doesn’t even make sense to me most of the time, one of our brothers here at hostageland sent me a link for this little beastie:

Rock Around the Croc: Rondo Form

Welcome back to your weekly installment of “you are uncultured swine and I’m trying to put you some freakin’ knowledge for once even though I’m sure my efforts are wasted” Sunday. I’m your host, the woefully under-qualified Sobek, and I like pretending I know stuff about music. Today we continue our exploration of the Classical era, and the forms that composers used in creating symphonies. So far we’ve looked at Theme and Variations Form and Minuet and Trio form. Today we look at Rondo.

That being said, we’ll start with probably the most famous Rondo of the classical era, Mozart’s “All Turca”:

A Mom Known as Tankette

It really is quite a shame that the kids were so cruel and called good ole whatsherface Tankette.

I mean seriously, she wasn’t that fat.

My Favorite Put Down

I read a post on the mothership and started laughing at a few of the pejorative names that were tossed around and it got me thinking about funny phrases and words. I know what you’re thinking…is this going to be the first in a long line of piscatorial posts or might we venture into a realm unknown?

The answer of course, is why not both? Just kidding. I think we can safely shelve our admiration for fisherman, old men, the sea, and how their bounty is turned into a delicious fried patchwork of amphibious parts. Today we embark upon a mission to call forth our favorite malicious insults.

Smoothbrain

Cockholster

Friend of Dorothy

Assface

Blue lipped mother fucker (non obama specific)

Chickenman

Dickbag

Peen lover

9/10 would smash this smoothbrain cockholster