Gluttony’s Aftermath

A study in courage (or something)

For you turkey types

Death by turkey

Evidently some chick kiltted herself by eating 16 pounds of food.

From this article

Slow digestion:

Article here

Another day to consume…

Go get it!

107 Comments

  1. Totally failing my Turkey Tolerance Test.

    We made turkey on Sunday and I’ve had it for dinner 3 days in a row. Paula joined me once. She mentioned getting haddock for dinner and I jumped at the idea and enthusiastically supported it.

    Probably one more go around in a casserole with egg noodles and cream of something soup

  2. We sent leftovers home with Hannah , and then a big helping to my mom. That’s how you get rid of leftovers.

    wakey wakey

  3. As an intern in General Surgery I did not spend much time in the OR. We were the worker bees who allowed the more senior residents time in the OR. Scut Monkey was the term we used. Now because monkey is racist it would be Scut M. The M word is verboten. Anyway, the purpose of this trip down memory lane is to describe the poor MF’er I saw operated on emergently following an MVA. He was a skinny Vietnamese guy in his 20’s who had just eaten lunch when he got in an accident on his way somewhere else. There was grains of rice EVERYWHERE in this poor bastard’s peritoneal cavity. They were picking rice out for a couple of hours. I’m sure he had to go back to the OR for a recheck in a couple of days.

    I think about that whenever I drive after recently eating a meal. And now you will too.

  4. I never thought about that. THANKS JIMBRO.

  5. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 30, 2022 5:14 pm
    twitter: link from AOS about Harmeet Dhillon being an agent to crash the GOP, sinking Kari Lake from the inside

    Not sure what to think, but all the pieces fall into place. She seemed really good, but so did Lake’s campaign.

    ——–

    FFS, that election was stolen from her. You don’t think that Hobbs actually won???

  6. no I don’t but this was a different angle

  7. Sundance is garbage. If anyone is the enemy operator it’s Sundance.

  8. Don’t ask me what I worry about when driving with a full bladder …

    And I’ll give you a clue, it’s not pissing myself which would be preferable to a ruptured bladder or torn urethra from a pelvic fracture

    oops

  9. Don’t drive with a full bladder. Just don’t. Piss in public if you have to.

  10. https://earloftaint.com/2022/11/30/like-shillbillies/

  11. God willing, someday I’ll tell my grandchildren about the time when I worked on vaporware:

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/alanohnsman/2022/10/26/argo-ai-fords-self-driving-venture-with-volkswagen-is-shutting-down/
    https://news.crunchbase.com/transportation/autonomous-driving-spac-embk/

    Looks like all of these ventures are collapsing as the recessionary pressure grows.

    Worth noting: these were folks trying to solve the general problem, i.e. a robot that could drive in human traffic. Closed-track/closed campus efforts appear to still be ongoing, so Davos may still try to simply eliminate human drivers to achieve the dream of ESG control of movement.

  12. my dad was a big supporter of the pee when you have to movement.

    he was the expert, open the door, pee into the corner: there, you can pee on a highway.

  13. go figure, innovation stops when people start getting actually hungry

  14. twitter: Dylan is now sponsored by EOS

    skin care companies going woke will circle the drain. People don’t want to see trans people and their “gal pals” (yes, this is what he calls breasts)

  15. twitter: Massachusetts’ gift to Amerikkka

    Fauxcohontas isn’t that smart. How is she a professor? Jsut a degree.

  16. “Innovation stops when people start getting actually hungry”

    The priorities of Maslow’s Hierarchy will ever reassert themselves.

  17. conspiracy theory, crazy, or evil?

  18. OMG, ordering something online, and they have a tip button. Automatically set to 10%

    That is ridiculous.

  19. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enki

    I wonder if there’s some etymology there, with “enci” meaning “is king” in the language translated there. “Adonai” is used throughout the Old Testament to refer to the God of Abraham, but it isn’t a name, it’s a compound word for “the lord of all”.

  20. Jesus H

    What the fork is this sheet?

  21. well, look what the very small cat dragged in.

    Not like the tiger at the drive thru zoo

  22. Our tiny barn cat got another adult rabbit last week and I haven’t seen a fresh mouse dropping in ages.

    I think she’s beaten all the tutorials and is easing into the main quest. I expect to find a mauled fawn in springtime.

  23. Fucking guy on carnival ride: Get me away from this whale.

  24. My butthole has feelings, and you guys are not being nice.

  25. Jay, It’s December First, get your fucking red jacket on.

  26. haha, I forgot. We’ve been without internet.

  27. I discovered that my butthole has feelings after I discovered the Jamaican Jerk Burger at a place in A^2. It was fine at the top of the canal, but boy howdy did it burn on egress.

  28. twitter: majestic doge

  29. wonder what MJ thinks of Dave in FL’s post at AOS

  30. Beautiful border collie!

  31. I will never understand why blackface is horrible but womanface is totally OK. All the arguments about Oppression(TM) are just as applicable.

    In short, it’s either ok to be racist/sexist, or it isn’t. Pick one.

    (And when you have clearly picked “it’s ok as long as I don’t like the target”, don’t be surprised when other people do too.)

  32. he was the expert, open the door, pee into the corner: there, you can pee on a highway.

    Pretty sure I drove behind your dad in Illinois some years ago.

  33. I’m in favor of any policy that eliminates men dressing as female characters at anime conventions. I’m fine with some pretty serious/cruel/unusual punishments for that.

    We’re post-law anyhow, so it’s time to fix a few things the law was holding us back from.

  34. The Bible says women should not dress as men and men should not dress as women. I think thousands of years of wisdom is good enough for me.

  35. I bet Balenciaga did a smidge of research before they put millions into using the name for its products/brand.

  36. My dad’s tactic was to pull off on the shoulder, lift up the hood, and put his head under like there was an engine problem.

    The three of us would be sitting in the back and we’d say, “Mom, what’s wrong with the car?” And she’d say disgustedly, “Oh, your dad is just peeing.”

    LOL

    If that happened once it happened a hundred times.

  37. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 1, 2022 11:14 am
    twitter: majestic doge

    ——–

    WOW. Do collies like that have any inherent health issues?

  38. Comment by Mrs. Peel on December 1, 2022 11:59 am
    I will never understand why blackface is horrible but womanface is totally OK. All the arguments about Oppression(TM) are just as applicable.

    ——

    This 100%.

    That Dillon loser is playing at looking like a woman. I’m pretty fricken offended he gets attention for “playing a woman.”

  39. I half expect him to just admit it’s all bullshit LARPing and he never thought he’d get so far with all the woke dipshits supporting him. It’s absolutely the best way to break the cycle, make Woke Inc. waste time and $$ vetting all their tranny mascots.

  40. Seems accurate. Dems spend money much more efficiently. I believe they have help from tech companies to target their voters and the money to ‘help’ them vote by sending out paid ‘vote helpers’.

    They spend billions more than republicans and do it wisely.

  41. heh, effective tactic, HS

  42. “The Border Collie is generally a very hardy and healthy breed, and a responsible breeder will screen breeding stock for health conditions such as hip dysplasia, progressive renal atrophy, deafness, epilepsy, collie eye anomaly, neuronal ceroid lipofuscinosis, and trapped neutrophil syndrome.”

    https://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/border-collie/

  43. Do collies like that have any inherent health issues?

    ———————–
    Border collies?
    Not that I’m aware of. My Tess (2008-2021) was a beautiful tri-color; her only issue was that she didn’t get enough exercise the last 9 years of her life and she put on weight that then gave her issues with her back hocks. And that was my fault. She was a sweetheart.

  44. Goolag knows where D/R voters are down to 1′ resolution. It’d be shocking if they weren’t telling GOTV on “their side” how to find them.

    And the Ds have a lot more money because they keep printing it for themselves and having shitstains like SBF cycle it to their efforts and candidates. Cantillon effect is their best buddy.

  45. I will never understand why blackface is horrible but womanface is totally OK. All the arguments about Oppression(TM) are just as applicable.

    And the “womanface” includes every male focused stereotype out there. Big boobs, extra make-up, sexy clothing. By “male focused” – I mean attributes that are supposedly designed to attract men (which is debatable, of course). But it reduces the idea of “woman” to an object that exists ONLY to attract men.

  46. We heard a story on Matt Walsh yesterday that NYC is going to start detaining homeless people, and obvious mentally ill people, because NYC crime is going off the charts.

    So I asked HotBride, “Where are they going to put these people?”

    She laughed and said, “Probably in buildings that have big windows, and big beautiful lawns, and inside the buildings will be these rooms where they have special panels on the walls where the residents can’t hurt themselves when they get agitated. And there will be rooms where they all go during the day to do jigsaw puzzles and play checkers. And when they eat they’ll go in a nice big room with stainless steel tables and metal chairs.”

    I said, “Well, what will they call these places?”

    And she said, “Oh, I’m not sure. Maybe asylums?”

    And I said, “Didn’t we have those once upon a time?”

    And she said, “Yes, but liberals thought they were cruel and inhumane.”

    I said, “But this time it will be different?”

    And she said, “Yes, this time will be different.”

    LOL

    Fin.

  47. I saw a video of a guy who had his daughter with him, telling another guy on the subway to stop masturbating in front of his daughter.

    I don’t care how “cruel” “asylums” are, their mental illness is affecting everyone’s quality of life.

    I won’t go into too much detail but the pictures I’ve seen of druggers in SF with their pants down and diarrhea everywhere is below third-world.

  48. They won’t use the word asylum, so they won’t be asylums, QED.

    Besides, “asylum” these days is just a B horror movie schlock factory with acting-school wannabes trying to get streamed on Netflix or Chiller.

  49. By the looks of it, they’ve actually had more commercial success than Full Moon Pictures had back in the day, I attribute that to digital video rather than having to pay for film, though.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Asylum_films

  50. It was the liberal “it’s different when we do it” vibe that we were laughing at.

    Like blackface. It’s okay when Justin Trudeau and Ralph Northam do it.

  51. And cultural appropriation. It’s okay when Elizabeth Warren, Rachel Dolezal, and Sean King do it.

  52. I am so much blacker than Talcum X it isn’t funny.

    I bet he never even sips Hennessy.

  53. Comment by Hotspur on December 1, 2022 12:52 pm
    It was the liberal “it’s different when we do it” vibe that we were laughing at.

    Like blackface. It’s okay when Justin Trudeau and Ralph Northam do it.

    ——-

    I understood your funny.

    I should qualify my comment. I think these drug-addled scum should be thrown in trucks, hosed down, fed real food, and forced into detox.* Then they can decide if they want to stay “out” within society. If so, they must have a place to live, a job, take regular drug and alcohol tests, etc. If not, they stay incarcerated because they littered which in the country of Mare is a felony.

    If these people get their shit together (literally) they will go from scum to member of society status and be given the respect and civility that contributing members of society deserve.

    *Some will simply have to stay in facilities on anti-anxiety meds or simply be chemically subdued enough to prevent them from being violent.

    You scum up our cities, you lose your rights.

  54. Cultural appropriation is also ok when Lewis Hamilton does it. BUDDY. YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN. JUST STOP.

  55. “But this time it will be different?”
    ———
    It is to laugh. I’ve seen the headline about involuntary commitments and I had the same thought.

    I trained here for psych

    https://www.worldabandoned.com/worcester-state-hospital

    and did moonlighting here

    https://abandonedonline.net/location/westborough-state-hospital/

    They’re both radically different now than they were when I passed through and even then they were substantially smaller than they were in their heyday.

    “Deinstitutionalization” was a huge mistake made in the name of compassion for the mentally ill. Now they live in the street and suffer unnecessarily.

  56. You will not believe this…the digital director for Balenciaga is on the guest speaker in a class I’m taking.

    No questions about their pedo shit. LOL

  57. You should ask why they named the company “Ba’al is king”, then.

  58. Did she name him Armistice?

  59. Sweden remained neutral during WW1 so he’s probably tagged with some Scandi snowback name

  60. https://amidwesterndoctor.substack.com/p/what-is-causing-the-died-suddenly

    Some of the technical stuff is right over my head, but I’m hopeful that if they know anticoagulants aren’t helping, there might be something out there that can fight these blood clots.

  61. Balenciaga was the founder’s middle name, and he founded the line in 1919.

  62. Why’d his mom name him “Ba’al is king”?

    Was it a family name? Does this go all the way back to some tribe that Joshua was supposed to “put to the ban” but was less than thorough with?

    These are uncomfortable questions I’d like answered, or at least to see the dumbfounded reaction of the corporate nitwit.

  63. These are uncomfortable questions I’d like answered, or at least to see the dumbfounded reaction of the corporate nitwit.

    —–

    Me too.

    Sins of the father.

  64. https://nypost.com/2022/12/01/dem-lawmaker-rips-biden-for-serving-maine-lobster-at-wh-state-dinner/

    He was just reelected

    “The New England lawmaker, known as the most conservative Dem in the House … ”

    and that’s why.

  65. The name is Basque. I don’t even know how to break it down. Basque is weird.

  66. May he share the fate of Bart Stupak.

  67. Balenciaga was the founder’s middle name, and he founded the line in 1919.

    …and closed it down in 1968. Then died within a decade. The brand was acquired and restarted by someone else.

    Decided to look it up, because I had no clue and didn’t GAF previously. Really still don’t, no shock it’s some corporate owning now.

  68. Why did I just see a picture of the Pope bowing and kissing the hand of a Rothchild?

  69. …and closed it down in 1968. Then died within a decade. The brand was acquired and restarted by someone else.

    ——

    Ahhh, so the new company used the name.

    Interesting choice.

  70. It’s been 4 days and Big Ag Corp hasn’t told me how to return their lappy and phone yet.

  71. Peeing on the side of the road is very rural. We used to joke that my friends and family knew every bush between Albuquerque and everywhere else. I was the asshoe that demanded actual restrooms. Talking to a man about an horse, never made sense. My dad and bro would pee off bridges. For a punchline. “Deep, too.”

  72. My FB jail time has been doubled.

  73. Did you shank someone in the shower or something?

  74. Nah, I cheered for the Druze against Hamas. I’m guessing the IDF is responsible. Blaming the Jews? Nope. They are moving on the Hamas militants that kidnapped and killed the Druze guy from the hospital.

  75. Supposedly Indy 5 is the last ever John Williams score.

    What an ignominious end to an otherwise good career that will be.

    At least they can’t take this away from me.

  76. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 1, 2022 10:44 am
    twitter: Gen Z has an important message for you, in case you lose taste and smell

    This young lady needs to be introduced to the soothing rescue of Ice Dong™.

  77. Do collies like that have any inherent health issues?

    ———————–
    Well, maybe mental health issues. They tend to be smarter than their owners and really really need a job. So without something to do, they create things to do, which may or may not be what the owner wants.

  78. Please don’t expose any of your mucus membranes to actual frozen water, at least not for long.

  79. Had to go out in the snow and start the generator, as we and 1,142 of our neighbors are without power. Winter sucks…

  80. Amusingly, a Democrat president has finally achieved the party’s dream of re-establishing slavery in the US.

  81. Please don’t expose any of your mucus membranes to actual frozen water, at least not for long.

    Uh oh. What happened?

  82. Nothing to me. I’m just dispensing wisdom.

    Flick stuck to the pole in A Christmas Story should have been lesson enough for everyone.

  83. A Christmas Story Christmas is pretty good.

  84. Hotspur, check your gmail.

  85. If anyone is looking for a pretty nice tablet/laptop, Micro$oft is selling a Surface 4 with 16GB ram, 256GB SSD, and Intel I7 for $1,100. That’s $500 off.
    I’m using one that has thermal issues after being purchased in 2016, probably because the fan no longer runs. I’d try to take it apart and clean the fan, but not without a replacement in case I break it. They are glued together and meant to be thrown away, not repaired. I ordered one today and will have it Monday…

  86. I’m hoping for sticks.

  87. I don’t think I’ve seen any of these gifs

    https://giphy.medium.com/giphys-top-gifs-and-clips-of-2022-7602aa1d934f

  88. Poat for Saturday in the hopper. Lumps stole a couple of them, but I still had a pretty good collection, I think.

  89. That was a really good Twitter thread for memes.

  90. I follow that mom of eleven on Instagram. And the Bates family that has 19 kids, six of whom are married and popping out kids themselves. I applaud both.

  91. Re my sister-in-law’s friend who I thought died of a torn esophagus during surgery. SIL now says the talk is that something else had to be going on but the husband isn’t talking because he can’t deal with her, the stronger of their union, being gone. The story is now…the stomach detached from the esophagus. Wtf?

  92. oops

  93. Now why would new world order deep state goons want them dead? One getting dead..okay…two..could be coinkydink, but three?

    https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2022/11/30/dropping-like-coin-prices-3-crypto-billionaires-have-died-in-the-last-month/

  94. Crap, I had this page up a long time and didn’t refresh. The ‘oops’ was for accidentally using Romacita’s memes.

  95. You know why there are vax injuries and sudden deaths? It’s because of all of y’all science denying anti vaxxers causing so much stress to poor vax yatzees by forcing them out if their jobs, hounding them to JUST TAKE THE SHOT…..oh wait..wut?

    https://gellerreport.com/2022/11/study-vaccine-injuries-and-deaths-caused-by-anti-vaxxers-fearmongering.html/

  96. Yeah – that guy has absolutely no qualifications to be writing in that journal, and apparently did no research to support his nonsense. The real story is “How did that drivel get published?” The answer being, of course, that it fit the narrative.

  97. Darren’s evidence refuted Perry.

  98. Comment by beasn on December 1, 2022 9:32 pm
    Re my sister-in-law’s friend who I thought died of a torn esophagus during surgery. SIL now says the talk is that something else had to be going on but the husband isn’t talking because he can’t deal with her, the stronger of their union, being gone. The story is now…the stomach detached from the esophagus. Wtf?

    How does that even happen? Incompetent anesthesiologist?

    There was a case here in Fort Worth many years ago which Paul was called for the jury pool which involved a known-to-the-staff incompetent anesthesiologist. Luckily, Paul was eliminated in the final round due to the fact that the deceased was a big muckety muck at Lockheed (then General Dynamics), and anyone who worked there was stricken for cause.

    Good thing, too – damn trial lasted 18 months.

  99. Didn’t take my magnesium supplement for a couple days, insomnia. Wake up to anxious thoughts. Thoughts that normally don’t bother me in the light of day. But at 3am they do, because my half-asleep brain is stupid and anxious.

    Stupid brain.

    In other news, due to my marketing efforts, we have gone from almost running out of work, to Holy Shit how are we gonna do this.


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