Worst Death Metal Band Names

Hugging Bunnies for Jesus’ Love

I’m on a mission to find the worst death metal song ever if anyone wants to help.  This is a difficult task because the best death metal song is probably going to be the worst song you’ve ever heard.

Death metal is actually one of the funniest musical genres because it tries so hard to be the exact opposite.  It’s a lot of satanism, growling, violence, pentagrams, blood, death obsession, distorted guitars and some of the best band names in the history of band names.  But it wants so badly to be scary that it tries too hard and parodies itself.

Here’s a band called Cradle Of Filth and one of the more melodic and tolerable songs, “Her Ghost In The Fog”.  They’ve actually sold enough albums to get a real video.

I have a playlist on my i-Pod called Party Ender and when I’m in charge of music at someone’s party and they’re ready for everyone to get out, I’ll put on that playlist.  “Her Ghost In The Fog” is on there.  It can empty a house in about three minutes.

Band names include Cannibal Corpse, Painface, Goatwhore, Assfuck, Torsofuck (unrelated to Assfuck), Vomitory, Cock and Ball Torture (NiceDeb’s favorite), Dying Fetus and, my personal favorite, Fuck…I’m Dead.  Hahahahaha!

A pretty complete list of names can be found HERE.

We could almost do a joke-a-lanche thread on the Worst Death Metal Band Names like “Sunshine Flower Love” or ”Virgin Till Marriage, Then Only Missionary”.

Click the band name link above, find your favorite name and then go to youTube and see some of the song titles.  If you’re feeling brave listen to the video.

On second thought, there’s no use trying to find the worst death metal song as I suspect there is a 50,000-way tie.

June 16, 2008
Categories: Adults In Diapers, Dang!, Drugs, Tards, booze, giant poodles, man-lesbians, sweet tunes . . Author: Rosetta

590 Comments

  1. “Obama Believer”

  2. “Democratic Intelligence”

  3. “Bank Error In Your Favor”

  4. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:48 pm

    “Puddle of Raw Milk”

  5. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:49 pm

    “Evil Ducklings of Death and Stuff”

  6. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:51 pm

    “Your Mother’s Hairy Back”

    Or

    “Rosetta’s Hairy Ass”

  7. “Huggable Islamic Militants”

  8. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 4:52 pm

    Well, it’s not exactly death metal, but this hair-band song is corny in ways the english language is ill-equipped to describe.

    “Tubesock Fantasy”

  9. “Nuclear Ass Pennies”

  10. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:53 pm

    “Autistic Anvil”

    “Feather Humper”

  11. “Suppositories of Majesty and Wonder”

  12. Comment by Muslihoon on June 16, 2008 4:53 pm

    The Be Like Me and Be Non-Conformist Dead to Irony Singers, Inc.

  13. “Crusty Thongs”

  14. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:54 pm

    “Pube”

  15. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 4:54 pm

    “Strawberry Sundae”

  16. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:55 pm

    “Kitten”

  17. “Stripping to Mecca”

  18. “Eating Bacon with Mohammed”

  19. “Aitheistic Apostasy”

  20. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 4:57 pm

    “Mighty Morphin Pillow Biters”

  21. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:58 pm

    “Meredeth Baxter Birney”

  22. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 4:59 pm

    “UN”

    Wait.

  23. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:00 pm

    “Tummy Tuck”

  24. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:00 pm

    Satan con Carne

  25. “Safety In Detroit”

  26. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:00 pm

    Divine Flibbertigibbet

  27. “Sugar Coma”

  28. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:02 pm

    Rotting Drain Stench

  29. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:02 pm

    8th Grade Safety Crossing Guards of the Dead

  30. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 5:03 pm

    Florida Mega-Geniuses!

  31. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:03 pm

    “Donde esta el baño”

  32. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:03 pm

    Or just,

    “Florida”

  33. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 5:03 pm

    Mangled Masturbators

  34. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:04 pm

    “Mother Theresa”

  35. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:04 pm

    Beer Farts of Doom

  36. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:05 pm

    “Mom”

  37. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 5:05 pm

    Cranial Cavities

  38. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:06 pm

    Spawn of Urkel

  39. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:07 pm

    “Cub Scout”

  40. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:07 pm

    “Sputum”

  41. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:07 pm

    “Phalange”

  42. “The ‘76 Chevy Vegas”

  43. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:08 pm

    “Reapportionment”

  44. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:08 pm

    鬼の穴

  45. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:09 pm

    “Toss My Salad”

  46. “Spastic Dvebeshies”

  47. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:09 pm

    “Latte”

  48. “Take One For the Team”

  49. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:09 pm

    “Catalytic Converter”

  50. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:09 pm

    “Prison Sex”

  51. “Beer Googles”

  52. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:10 pm

    Third-Member

  53. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:10 pm

    “Poof”

  54. “Perforated Condoms”

  55. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 5:11 pm

    Failed Friars of Furstdam

  56. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:11 pm

    “Hell’s Nannies”

  57. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:12 pm

    “Aggressive Reach-around”

  58. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:12 pm

    “Koi”

  59. “Scratch ‘n Sniff”

  60. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:12 pm

    “Death Pebble”

  61. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:13 pm

    “FIlled Diaper”

  62. “Aggressive Reach-around”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s funny!

  63. “Expired Yogurt”

  64. “Huffing on Tailpipes”

  65. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:15 pm

    “Pasta Primavera”

  66. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:15 pm

    “Five-Finger-Palm-Death-Donkey-Punch”

  67. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:15 pm

    The Bleeding Hemorroids

  68. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:15 pm

    “Lost Puppy”

  69. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:16 pm

    “Auto Immune Disorder”

  70. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:16 pm

    Picked Scabs

  71. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:16 pm

    Rainbows and Unicorns

  72. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:16 pm

    Crimson Thong

  73. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:17 pm

    Impending Divorce

  74. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:17 pm

    Inappropriate Touch

  75. “Creamy Pus”

  76. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:17 pm

    Pissed Off Housewife

  77. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:18 pm

    Had I been thinking, I would have wrote
    “Discourteous Reach-around”

  78. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:20 pm

    “Bakken”

  79. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:21 pm

    “Chunk Chunk Chicken”

  80. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:22 pm

    “Snoring Duck”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU

  81. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:24 pm

    “Tuna”

  82. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:24 pm

    “Rabid Mouse”

  83. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:24 pm

    “Wading Pool”

  84. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:25 pm

    Fat Chicks on LSD

  85. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:25 pm

    Liquid Shit

  86. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:25 pm

    “Ironic Disaffected Youth”

  87. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:25 pm

    Really, Really, PIssed Off Momma

  88. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:26 pm

    Pimple Pus

  89. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:26 pm

    “Coffee Grinder”

  90. “Kindergarden Nazis”

  91. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:27 pm

    “Ice Cream Truck”

  92. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:27 pm

    Fat Chicks on Hydrocodone

  93. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:27 pm

    “Pfather Pfleger”

  94. WTF? Rosetta makes the suggestion, then runs away?

  95. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:27 pm

    Stomach Staples

  96. “NAMBLA”

  97. “Sphincter Siphon Sludge”

  98. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:29 pm

    WTF? Rosetta makes the suggestion, then runs away?

    I was thinking the same thing. What a total bastage. He acts like it’s all his birthday tomorrow.

  99. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:29 pm

    “Queef”

  100. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:29 pm

    Scrotum Attack

  101. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:30 pm

    “Queef”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have no idea why that one cracked me up, just did.

  102. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:30 pm

    Siren Stranglers

  103. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:30 pm

    “Lost in Castration”

  104. “Queef”

    Not to be confused with “String of Queefs”

  105. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:31 pm

    Tears of Those Accidentally Buried Alive

  106. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:31 pm

    Projectile Vomit

  107. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:33 pm

    The Taints

  108. “Technicolor Yawn”

  109. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:33 pm

    “Festering Ass”

  110. “Helen Thomas”

  111. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:34 pm

    “White Noise”

  112. “Service Of Process”

  113. “Assume the Position”

  114. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:35 pm

    “The Ticklers”

  115. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:35 pm

    The Golf Bloggers

  116. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:35 pm

    Blood of Trolls

  117. “Sewer Backup”

  118. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:36 pm

    Oh… it’s too obvious

    “The Hostages!”

  119. “Daddy’s Fingers”

  120. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:36 pm

    The Golf Bloggers

    HAHAHAHA! You tell mesa! go ahead, tell him how boring he was.

  121. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:37 pm

    “Anal Blockage”

  122. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:37 pm

    “Septic Tank”

  123. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:40 pm

    “Lame Commenters”

  124. “Extra Crunchy Cat Litter”

  125. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:44 pm

    The Speculum Jockeys

  126. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:45 pm

    Dehydrated Spongebob

  127. “Electrodes on Nipples”

  128. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:46 pm

    Crunchy Tube Socks

  129. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:46 pm

    “Pre-mature Commentation”

  130. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:47 pm

    Body Cavity Spelunkers

  131. Comment by Robert on June 16, 2008 5:47 pm

    Capitalism is cool!

  132. Comment by Robert on June 16, 2008 5:47 pm

    Peace and Love!

  133. Comment by Robert on June 16, 2008 5:48 pm

    Everyone’s nice!

  134. “Fluffy Bunnies and Butterfies”

  135. Comment by Robert on June 16, 2008 5:48 pm

    Conformity rocks!

  136. Comment by Robert on June 16, 2008 5:48 pm

    Hippies are cool – and Scandi’s too!

  137. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 5:49 pm

    Rage Against the Vagina

  138. “Coiled Trouser Snake”

  139. Comment by PattyAnn on June 16, 2008 5:49 pm

    I leave for one hour and come back to over 130 comments??

    Dick’s Ass Pennies (I know someone did a similar one but this one’s personal, well not personal, but just different)

  140. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:52 pm

    “Bacon”

  141. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:53 pm

    “MC Nine Hundred Foot Penis”

  142. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 5:53 pm

    “Ottoman”

  143. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 5:54 pm

    “Green Eggs and Ham and Food Poisoning”

  144. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 5:56 pm

    “Jeff”

  145. Comment by cranky on June 16, 2008 5:56 pm

    Pickled Scabs.

  146. “Roofies for Ugly Chicks”

  147. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:00 pm

    “Inappropriate Petting”

  148. Comment by PattyAnn on June 16, 2008 6:01 pm

    Miller Chill

  149. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:07 pm

    Obamacons

  150. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:07 pm

    “Loss of Conscience”

    (You know some high-school garage band is going to stumble across this list and pick one. It will happen.)

  151. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:08 pm

    Retard Death Match

  152. “Boogers of Doom”

  153. “Dried Pavement Loogies”

  154. “Loose Stools”

  155. “The Dog Ate My Finger”

  156. “Visible Stench”

  157. Comment by PattyAnn on June 16, 2008 6:15 pm

    “Obamacons”

    hahahahaha

  158. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:17 pm

    Miller Chill

    HAHAHAHA!

  159. “Roto Rooter Enema”

  160. “MENSA for Obama”

  161. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:21 pm

    “Felony Evil”

  162. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:22 pm

    “I Can’t Believe it’s not Satan”

  163. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:23 pm

    spanky’s burning fist

  164. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:24 pm

    Public Enema

  165. “I Can’t Believe it’s not Satan”

    Ok, that’s twice you made me laugh out loud. Good thing the Boss isn’t here this week.

  166. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:28 pm

    Explosive Diarrhea

  167. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:28 pm

    The Smashing Kittens

  168. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:29 pm

    Sand in the Lube

  169. “Trepanning For Fun And Profit”

  170. “Electric Swab”

  171. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:32 pm

    Republican Leaders

  172. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:32 pm

    Libertarian Louts

  173. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:32 pm

    Green Party Panda Killers

  174. “Progressive Mexican Labor Practices”

  175. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:35 pm

    Ok, as a penatly for being absent during his/her own contest, Rosetta should have to parse down to a top-ten.

    “The Beginning and the Entrails”

  176. “Abnormal Biopsy”

  177. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:36 pm

    Oh c’mon,

    “Lemon Party”

  178. “Scrotal Sonogram”

  179. “I’ve Never Done This Before”

  180. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:37 pm

    “Poop Chute”

  181. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:37 pm

    “Rainbow Coalition”

  182. “Bacon Sundaes for Islam”

  183. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:38 pm

    “Just that One Time in College”

  184. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:38 pm

    “Feminazi”

  185. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:39 pm

    “Batman’s Clarinet”

  186. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:40 pm

    “Butt Love”

  187. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:40 pm

    “Pooty”

  188. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:41 pm

    The Clenis Effect

  189. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:42 pm

    “Thai Trannie Hookers”

  190. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:43 pm

    “Springtime Awakening”

  191. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:44 pm

    “Tissues in Bulk”

  192. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:45 pm

    Spermicidal Failures

  193. “Taunting the Police”

  194. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:47 pm

    “Free Willy”

  195. “Kiss Me Where It Smells”

  196. “Leperous Member”

  197. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:49 pm

    Big Boned

  198. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:50 pm

    “Maybe it’s Maybeline”

  199. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 6:51 pm

    “Maxi-pad”

  200. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:51 pm

    Hanging Dingleberries

  201. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:51 pm

    Hanging Chads

  202. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:52 pm

    Laces Out Dan

  203. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 6:53 pm

    Fetal Spore

  204. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 6:53 pm

    “Uranian Orbiters”

  205. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:55 pm

    Unquenched Sexual Arousal

  206. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 6:56 pm

    The Gyno-Grizzlies

  207. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:56 pm

    Mammoth Meat

  208. ” The Town Bicycle”

  209. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:57 pm

    Premature Gratification

  210. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:58 pm

    B-Roll Buttocks

  211. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 6:59 pm

    Marbles, Milkshakes & Mammaries

  212. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 7:00 pm

    The Sperm Donors

  213. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 7:01 pm

    Nutty Stools

  214. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 7:02 pm

    Dirty Sanchez and the Brown Eye Express

  215. “200cc Dildo”

  216. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 7:02 pm

    “Zombie Billy Mays”

  217. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 7:03 pm

    “But Wait, There’s More”

  218. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 7:03 pm

    Pustilence

  219. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 7:03 pm

    Pustilence

  220. “Universal Idiots”

  221. “Short Bus to Oblivion”

  222. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 7:05 pm

    hmm… how about “Universal Deathcare”

  223. “Aggressive Alcohol Therapy”

  224. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 7:10 pm

    Double Pustilence

  225. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 7:16 pm

    Bar Swill

  226. “Three Day Old Vomit”

  227. “Rosetta’s Liquor Cabinet”

  228. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 7:35 pm

    “Penny”

  229. “Necrophiliac Cherry Poppers”

  230. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 7:40 pm

    Stone Cold Necropheliacs

  231. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 7:42 pm

    “Forrest Hump”

  232. “72 Dead Virgins…In Burquas”

  233. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 7:43 pm

    We could almost do a joke-a-lanche thread on the Worst Death Metal Band Names

    I said ALMOST…

    And where the hell is Penny? He loves this game.

  234. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 7:44 pm

    Penny did quite a few, but he thinks his name’s rich for some reason.

  235. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 7:47 pm

    I see that now. I just scanned the comments and I was looking for his old avatar.

  236. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 7:47 pm

    Premature Album Drop

  237. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 7:48 pm

    Bulimic Smile

  238. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 7:48 pm

    Rump Roast of Rosetta

  239. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 7:49 pm

    “Cherry Poppin’ Demons”

  240. “Sodomized By Satan’s Minions”

  241. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 7:50 pm

    Momma’s Marshmallow Turtlegirls

  242. “We could almost do a joke-a-lanche thread on the Worst Death Metal Band Names

    I said ALMOST…”

    Quitcher Bitchin’ and start pickin the winners, Mr. Start-a-thread-and-disappear!

  243. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 7:53 pm

    “Satan’s Gay Brother Jeff”

  244. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 7:54 pm

    BiW,

    “Bank Error In Your Favor” is friggin’ hilarious.

  245. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:02 pm

    Unicorns and Baby Poop Slaughter

  246. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:08 pm

    Johnny Appledeath

  247. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:12 pm

    “And where the hell is Penny? He loves this game.”

    I am also a quart low on funny today. It’s Monday.

  248. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:12 pm

    Bear Hug Pain

  249. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:14 pm

    “Pudding”

  250. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:15 pm

    Sloppy Seconds

  251. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:18 pm

    I am also a quart low on funny today. It’s Monday.

    Penny,

    This is also a tougher category than kid’s cereal. The thematic groove doesn’t seem to be established yet.

    The good thing is you have longevity.

  252. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:21 pm

    “Wiserbud”

  253. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:21 pm

    Bloody HangNAIL

  254. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:22 pm

    Pornhouse Slaughter

  255. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:23 pm

    Mesablue Redheaded Vomit Death

  256. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:24 pm

    Fuck&Cuddle

  257. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:26 pm

    Usually I come in after the first 200-300 comments have established the groove. Coming right out of the gates is a little trickier. That’s my excuse and I’m stickin to it.

  258. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:26 pm

    Shoelace UNTIED!!!!

  259. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:26 pm

    Bunny Clit

  260. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 8:26 pm

    Sobbing after Sex

  261. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:26 pm

    Bunny Clit

    Hahahahaha. That’s pretty funny. Who wrote that for you?

  262. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:27 pm

    my percocet?

  263. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:27 pm

    Atomic Wedgie Bloodbath

  264. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:28 pm

    Pretty Pony Fukstik

  265. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:29 pm

    Life Saving Blood Transfusion

  266. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:30 pm

    Full Term Baby

  267. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:30 pm

    Post-Surgical Stent

  268. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:31 pm

    Suck My Bloody Drain Hole

  269. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:32 pm

    Barbed Cock Rings

  270. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:32 pm

    Ax Wielding…Lumberjack

  271. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:32 pm

    Lipo’d Fat

  272. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:33 pm

    Hashbrown PotatoE Death

  273. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:33 pm

    Liquified Belly Fat Slurpies

  274. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:34 pm

    Brutal Barbies

  275. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:34 pm

    Hematoma Honeys

  276. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:35 pm

    Melancholera

  277. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:36 pm

    Premature EjaculaSHUN

  278. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:37 pm

    Santa Claus May Not Be Real

  279. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:38 pm

    Light Socket Whores

  280. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:39 pm

    Torn Between Two Lovers Pain

  281. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:39 pm

    SuckFister

  282. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:40 pm

    Dismembered Elves

  283. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:40 pm

    Delicious Ice Cream Splatter

  284. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:41 pm

    Dismembered Elves

    Hahahahahaha.

  285. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:41 pm

    Severed Root

  286. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:42 pm

    Surly Slut Sisters

  287. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:42 pm

    Slightly Overdone Pork Roast Fuck

  288. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:44 pm

    The Nightmare Clowns

  289. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:44 pm

    Just Add Cranberry Apple Glaze, Duh Brutal Murderers

  290. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:45 pm

    Mincing Mimes

  291. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:46 pm

    Nice Smelling PÖÖN

  292. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:46 pm

    Easter Bunny Skull Fuckers

  293. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:47 pm

    I’m Screwing Your Brother — chick death metal band

  294. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:47 pm

    Ok! Now we’re cooking with gas.

    We can’t do these properly without the umlaut.

    Code here:

    http://www.utexas.edu/learn/html/spchar.html

  295. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:47 pm

    Giant Poodle Gravy

  296. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:48 pm

    Tapeworm Tragedy

  297. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:49 pm

    High ATM Fees Päin

  298. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:49 pm

    Rösetta

  299. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:50 pm

    Pöön

  300. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:50 pm

    Giant Poodle Gravy

    Not funny.

  301. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:51 pm

    Lëmön Pärty

  302. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:52 pm

    Chünk

  303. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:52 pm

    Jingle Bëlls

  304. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:52 pm

    I Lüv Ü So Fücking Müch

  305. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:53 pm

    Blood Filled Bunny Slippers

  306. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:53 pm

    Kicked In The Bälls

  307. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:54 pm

    Dög Färt

  308. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:54 pm

    Lëmön Pärty

    Hahahahahaha!!

  309. Comment by cranky on June 16, 2008 8:54 pm

    Death in the Late Afternoon croons Turtles’ Toe Salad Shooters

  310. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:54 pm

    Daisy Chain Death Parade

  311. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:55 pm

    HÄHÄHÄHÄHÄHÄHÄ!!!!

  312. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:55 pm

    Bööger

  313. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:56 pm

    Throw Momma in the Woodchipper

  314. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:56 pm

    Bloöoöd Loöver Oöverloörds

  315. Comment by cranky on June 16, 2008 8:56 pm

    I Lüv Ü So Fücking Mülch

  316. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:57 pm

    China Doll Death Mask

  317. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:57 pm

    ooops

  318. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:57 pm

    Don’t Taze Me Brö

  319. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:58 pm

    The Barbie Molesters

  320. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:58 pm

    Blood In Your Stööl

  321. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:58 pm

    öööps

  322. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 8:58 pm

    mesa, you’re killing me over here.

  323. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:58 pm

    My Little Pony Guts

  324. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:58 pm

    Stööge Pööters

  325. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 8:59 pm

    Toe Sucker

  326. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 8:59 pm

    Pööntang Prisöners

  327. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 8:59 pm

    Cutting Strawberry Shortcake

  328. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:01 pm

    Killing Yöu Söftly With Öur Löve

  329. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:01 pm

    Drilling for Pölär Beärs

  330. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:02 pm

    We Respect Women Hatefest

  331. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:02 pm

    Äää Öö&guml;

  332. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:03 pm

    Cräp

  333. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:03 pm

    It’s Not Blööd, It’s Ketchüp

  334. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 9:04 pm

    Minnie Mouse Grudge Hump

  335. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 9:04 pm

    Dërängëd Dïrïgïblës

  336. Comment by cranky on June 16, 2008 9:05 pm

    The Brown Bowl Stains

  337. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 9:06 pm

    Ass Splat

  338. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:06 pm

    Büm Fück

  339. Comment by MCPO Airdale on June 16, 2008 9:06 pm

    Fiddlefaddle and Juicebox

  340. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:08 pm

    Bacon, Lettuce & Death

  341. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:08 pm

    Ranch Dressing Jello Stink

  342. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:10 pm

    Pockets of Death

  343. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:10 pm

    You’re Ä Good Person FÜCK

  344. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:11 pm

    Lïghtnïng Bölt

  345. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:11 pm

    Little Blue Tiffany Box Of Entrails

  346. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:11 pm

    Cheese Poodle

  347. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:12 pm

    Tärd

  348. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:12 pm

    BlÖÖdy Reign Of BrÖmance

  349. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:13 pm

    Dutch Oven Of Death

  350. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:13 pm

    Shört Büs

  351. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:14 pm

    Shört Büs

    Hahahahahaha.

  352. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:14 pm

    Schmööpy

  353. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:14 pm

    Blogger Slaughter

  354. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:16 pm

    Afraid To Die DeathAngel

  355. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:18 pm

    Mëal ZÖN Whëëlz

  356. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:19 pm

    Prömise Këëpërs

  357. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:21 pm

    Bütt Sëkz

  358. Comment by cranky on June 16, 2008 9:22 pm

    Still Has Clean Spots sings Partially Used Toilet Paper

  359. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:23 pm

    Nün

  360. Comment by cranky on June 16, 2008 9:23 pm

    The Gritty Catheters

  361. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:23 pm

    Bunny Slippers

  362. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:24 pm

    Hamsters of Hate

  363. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:26 pm

    Asthmattica

  364. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:26 pm

    GerbilGöre

  365. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:27 pm

    Skïppy

  366. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:28 pm

    Dismembered FÜN!!!

  367. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:29 pm

    Dorothy Warriors

  368. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:31 pm

    Spïlled Mïlk

  369. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:31 pm

    Mïster Rögers

  370. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:31 pm

    Clown College

  371. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:32 pm

    Brökeback Möuntain

  372. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:32 pm

    Mime War

  373. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:32 pm

    Al Franken’s Pants

  374. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:32 pm

    Clown College

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  375. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:33 pm

    Arugula

  376. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:33 pm

    Chëëto Breath

  377. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:33 pm

    Ranken Tech GraduHATE

  378. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:33 pm

    Crochet Mongers

  379. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:34 pm

    Pretty Baskets….of Doom

  380. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:34 pm

    Cïrcle Of Frïends

  381. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:35 pm

    Puppy Kisses

  382. Nancy Boys in Spiked Leather.

  383. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:36 pm

    bmac,

    That reminds me of a story. After the anthrax scare a month or two following 9/11, I saw an interview with Scott Ian from the band Anthrax.

    He said they were contemplating changing their name to Basketful of Puppies.

    Hahahahaha.

  384. SEXXX TOOL

  385. Calloused Member

  386. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:38 pm

    BÏ-Curious Corpse

  387. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:38 pm

    Scott should be on this thread!

    Merlot

  388. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:39 pm

    Bröke Dïck Dögs

  389. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:41 pm

    Too lazy to learn umulat code!

  390. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:42 pm

    Litter Box

  391. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:42 pm

    Eat Your Vegetables Death

  392. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:42 pm

    Mail-Order Assholes

  393. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:43 pm

    Muppett Dung

  394. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:43 pm

    Hahahaha. You’re on fire tonight, bmac.

  395. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:44 pm

    Mind Your Pussies and Queers

  396. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:44 pm

    Captain Stübing

  397. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:45 pm

    Pajama Party

  398. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:45 pm

    Two Fists, One Butt

  399. Your Mom’s Big Break

  400. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:46 pm

    Anonymous Charitable Donations CorpseFuck

  401. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:46 pm

    Step-Dad

  402. Dude, I Knocked Up Your Sister

  403. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:47 pm

    Acoustic Jackhammer

  404. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:47 pm

    Jämes At 15

  405. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:48 pm

    Panda Tears

  406. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 9:48 pm

    Pöny

  407. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:48 pm

    Acoustic Jackhammer

    Hahaha. Will, that’s actually a pretty good death metal band name.

    – 500 points

  408. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:48 pm

    Red-Gold Riggers

  409. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:49 pm

    Chicken Nöödle Soup

  410. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:50 pm

    Music to Cheat to

  411. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:50 pm

    Cardigan

  412. Mining For Dingleberries

  413. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:50 pm

    Old Age Death

  414. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:50 pm

    Well, fuck. We can’t all be imperfect.

  415. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:51 pm

    Hahahahaha.

    Quit your crying.

  416. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:51 pm

    Loose Monkey Stool

  417. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:52 pm

    Thanks PJ!

  418. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:52 pm

    U Tomb

  419. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:53 pm

    Lost Baby Elephant

  420. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:53 pm

    Snoop Hatey Hate

  421. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:54 pm

    Zamfear

  422. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:54 pm

    Easter Egg

  423. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:55 pm

    Lollipop Slaughter

  424. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:55 pm

    Peter, Paul and DeathFuckAngelCorpse

  425. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:57 pm

    Lolita Complex Affair

  426. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 9:57 pm

    Pancake Massacre

  427. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:58 pm

    Pancake Massacre

    Hahahahahaha!!

  428. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 9:59 pm

    TurFÜCKen

  429. Comment by Bartt (now with extra “T” in every spoonful) on June 16, 2008 9:59 pm

    you guys are like those annoying unicorns when they stick out their tongues and make that obnoxious noise and they keep doing it because they know it annoys that other unicorn

  430. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 9:59 pm

    Weird. I think I ran into a couple of odd spam box filters.

    Let’s see if it lets a shortened version through

    “Loli Complex Affair”

  431. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:00 pm

    Monogamy Priests

  432. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 10:00 pm

    Blueberry Disaster

  433. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:00 pm

    Donut Holes

  434. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:01 pm

    Ill-fitting Handmade Sweater Hate

  435. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:01 pm

    A Taste of Sunshine

  436. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:02 pm

    Crushed Heads of Garlic

  437. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 10:02 pm

    Little Squeegees

  438. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:02 pm

    Happy Little Clouds and Squirrels

  439. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:03 pm

    Cändy Möuntain

  440. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 10:03 pm

    Squirrel Farm

  441. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:03 pm

    Skid-mark Peotry

  442. Comment by Bartt (now with extra “T” in every spoonful) on June 16, 2008 10:03 pm

    really, when do you think this silliness will leave y’all’s systems?

  443. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:04 pm

    Slight Discomfort Angels

  444. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:04 pm

    Lucking Fysdexia

  445. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:05 pm

    really, when do you think this silliness will leave y’all’s systems?

    Probably another few years for me. Maybe twelve.

  446. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:05 pm

    We’ll Play When We’re Fucking Well Ready

  447. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:05 pm

    Crüd!

  448. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:06 pm

    Häppy Häppy Jöy Jöy

  449. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 10:06 pm

    Snowflake Frakus

  450. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:06 pm

    Seeing What Sticks

  451. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:07 pm

    Rün DMV

  452. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:07 pm

    Joy Fuck Club

  453. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:08 pm

    Shit Storm (the again, there probably is a band with that name already)

  454. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 10:08 pm

    Butterfly Fight

  455. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:08 pm

    really, when do you think this silliness will leave y’all’s systems?

    If my parents and grandparents are any indication, I’d have to say NEVAH!

  456. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:08 pm

    Crib of Young Child

  457. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:09 pm

    Ball-Sweat Lemonade

  458. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:10 pm

    Triscuit Terror

  459. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:10 pm

    Cörnhole Biters

  460. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:11 pm

    Sock Drawer Crypt

  461. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:11 pm

    Forever Fucked

  462. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:12 pm

    Grandpa’s Diaper

  463. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:12 pm

    Last Men on Earth

  464. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:12 pm

    Denture Drippings

  465. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:13 pm

    Bärney Fïfe

  466. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:13 pm

    May September Brömance

  467. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:13 pm

    Litter-box Takeout

  468. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:14 pm

    Buttplug Chewtoys

  469. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:15 pm

    Severed Heads Ö Lettuce

  470. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:15 pm

    Sally Struthers’ Buttcrack

  471. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:15 pm

    Gnatcatcher Gnömads

  472. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:15 pm

    Sally Struthers’ Buttcrack

    Hahahahaha. What the hell is wrong with you.

  473. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:16 pm

    Martha Stewart’s Cameltöe

  474. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:16 pm

    Eye Scream

  475. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:16 pm

    You had to ask?

  476. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:16 pm

    Not-So-Fresh-Feelings

  477. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:17 pm

    I thought Grandpa’s Diaper was worse.

  478. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:18 pm

    To Do List Massacre

  479. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:18 pm

    Fecal Flickers

  480. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:18 pm

    Pen Out Of Ink Hate Corpse

  481. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:18 pm

    Catheter Bag Stain

  482. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:18 pm

    Nose-Nugget Miners

  483. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:19 pm

    Pull My Cocksucking Fuck

  484. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:20 pm

    18th Lvl Paladins

  485. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:20 pm

    Chocolate Chip Fuck

  486. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:21 pm

    JÜWS

  487. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:21 pm

    World of WarFUCK

  488. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:21 pm

    Sliced Tongue Lemon Lickers

  489. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:22 pm

    Dark-Liche Dragon Fuckers

  490. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:22 pm

    Death Kotter

  491. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:23 pm

    You Have Brain Cancer and You’re Going to Die Fuck

  492. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:23 pm

    At this point I’m resubmitting “Mighty Morphin Pillow Biters”

  493. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:24 pm

    Sit In Time Out Hate

  494. Oozing Brown Eye

  495. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:25 pm

    You Have Brain Cancer and You’re Going to Die Fuck

    Hey…is that a band name? I thought that was a cereal name?!?

  496. Comment by Will on June 16, 2008 10:25 pm

    Special Eds

  497. Comment by wiserbud on June 16, 2008 10:25 pm

    Somamalis

  498. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:26 pm

    Nope

  499. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:26 pm

    CorpseDeathAngelFuckHate Or Not

  500. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:26 pm

    Well that would have been a good cereal name too.

    Hahaha.

  501. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:27 pm

    My Hotel Room Smells Like Ass Fuck

  502. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:27 pm

    Somamalis

    bastard

  503. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:27 pm

    Telechubbies

  504. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:28 pm

    Danged Friggin’ Crud Head

  505. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:28 pm

    Telechoads

  506. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:29 pm

    I Lost My Job Fuck Massacre

  507. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:29 pm

    Somamalis

    HAHHAHAHAHA!

  508. Day Old Burrito Heads

  509. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:30 pm

    Telechoads

    Hahahahaha.

  510. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:31 pm

    Wiserbud And Mesablue Homo Thrust Anal Disasters

  511. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:32 pm

    Star Whores

  512. Comment by wiserbud on June 16, 2008 10:32 pm

    Damn, why do you do these threads when I am unavailable?

  513. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:32 pm

    Out Of Popsicles Death Rattle

  514. Comment by wiserbud on June 16, 2008 10:33 pm

    Flammable PJs

  515. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:33 pm

    Arsenic In His Coffee

  516. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:34 pm

    wiser, this one was an accident. I’m serious.

  517. Damn, why do you do these threads when I am unavailable?

    To make you wallow in self-pity and loathing.

  518. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:34 pm

    Lug Nut

  519. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:35 pm

    And also, you’re unavailable too frequently.

    See what you can do about that.

  520. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:35 pm

    Mexican Beer Farts

  521. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:36 pm

    Fücking Fïst Of Kindness

  522. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:36 pm

    Five Finger Clown Punch

  523. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:36 pm

    Habanero Hand Job

  524. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:36 pm

    wiser, this one was an accident. I’m serious.

    He’s lying. He totally emailed me before he even did this post and asked if I had any idea whether or not you were going to be around today because if you weren’t he was going to do a really fun post.

    I have the totally made up email to prove it.

  525. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:37 pm

    Incontinent Angels of Stink

  526. Comment by bmac on June 16, 2008 10:37 pm

    Leprachan Strudle

  527. Habanero Hand Job

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  528. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:38 pm

    Running With Scissors Fucker

  529. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:38 pm

    Little Lord Fuck You

  530. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:38 pm

    Retirement Home Self Loathing Cutters

  531. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:38 pm

    Suicidal Disney Princess

  532. Comment by wiserbud on June 16, 2008 10:38 pm

    and BiW stole “Daddy’s Fingers” too!!!!!!!

    FUCK!!!

  533. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:39 pm

    Winnie the Skull Fucker

  534. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:39 pm

    Ariel’s Floating Corpse

  535. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:39 pm

    Snow White Bled Out

  536. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:40 pm

    Thumper’s Bloody Stump

  537. and BiW stole “Daddy’s Fingers” too!!!!!!!

    FUCK!!!

    wiser, it wouldn’t be a joke-a-lanche without a Daddy’s Fingers reference!

  538. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:41 pm

    The Seven Gay Homicidal Dwarfs

  539. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:41 pm

    Bambi’s Scorched Carcass

  540. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:41 pm

    Macabre Frog Legs

  541. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:41 pm

    Snow Fück

  542. Comment by wiserbud on June 16, 2008 10:41 pm

    The Wicked Pintos

  543. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 10:42 pm

    Mounted Head of Bambi

  544. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:43 pm

    Brëad

  545. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:43 pm

    Tijuana Donkey Dicks

  546. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:43 pm

    Sissy SpaceFUCK

  547. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:43 pm

    Christopher Upsidedowncross

  548. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:45 pm

    Jimmy ButtFUCK

  549. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:45 pm

    Cheshire Cat Skull Crushers

  550. Suck Me Raw

  551. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:47 pm

    Pork ‘n’ Beasn Hate Goat

  552. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:48 pm

    Ass Beasns

  553. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:48 pm

    Dammit

  554. Comment by pajama momma on June 16, 2008 10:48 pm

    ok boys, can’t take it anymore. night

  555. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:53 pm

    Carrot Stick Corpse

  556. And She’s Down.

  557. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:54 pm

    Kill it, make it die.

  558. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:55 pm

    Hahahahaha.

    You fucked up “Ass Beasn”.

    Nice one!

    I’m hitting the sack too. Tomorrow is an international holiday so I need my rest.

  559. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:56 pm

    Hillary Clinton’s Crotch

  560. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:57 pm

    No, I was just pissed that you posted it when I was typing it.

    Beasns is perfectly acceptable according to the judges.

  561. Prison Shower Love

  562. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 10:58 pm

    Goodnight John Boy CadaverFÜCKERS

  563. Comment by mesablue on June 16, 2008 10:58 pm

    Afterbirth Sandwich

  564. Defiling Rosetta’s Birthday

  565. Comment by Rosetta on June 16, 2008 11:01 pm

    O/T:

    I wonder if Obama is bummed that Gore endorsed him tonight.

    Gore doesn’t have a good record of supporting winners.

    Also, he’s a fucking idiot.

  566. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 11:06 pm

    Fucking Idiot Gore

  567. Comment by Rich on June 16, 2008 11:07 pm

    The Gorebecils

  568. Comment by Rosetta on June 17, 2008 10:13 am

    HÄTE Ashbury

  569. Comment by Rich on June 17, 2008 10:14 am

    Thread Killers

  570. Comment by Rosetta on June 17, 2008 10:15 am

    MonoNÜKEleosis

  571. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 10:18 am

    Defiling Rosetta

  572. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 10:24 am

    Dead Hogs

    Seriously, this photo of the hogs in Iowa is traumatizing me. The flooding there is horrific.

  573. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 10:26 am

    That reporter better have gone over there and saved those piggies after he took that photo. He should set them free so they have a chance to live by swimming away. Don’t just let them drown.

    Or at least make bacon.

    ugh, that picture bothers me!

  574. Comment by Sobek on June 17, 2008 1:58 pm

    “Marry Banilow”

  575. Comment by Muslihoon on June 17, 2008 3:02 pm

    Þє Яѳċķĩŋįșŧ ßåñð

  576. Comment by Muslihoon on June 17, 2008 3:10 pm

    Pronounced, roughly: theh ya-ur-kh-k’-i-ng-i(n)-sh-t ss-aw-ny-dh.

  577. Comment by Rosetta on June 17, 2008 7:17 pm

    PättyRëighn

  578. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 7:22 pm

    Why is no one traumatized by the poor sweet little drowning piggies?

  579. Comment by Rosetta on June 17, 2008 7:35 pm

    I Live In My Parents Bäsëm¨ntHATE fück

  580. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 7:37 pm

    hahahahahahah! whatever, you just want bacon

  581. Comment by Rosetta on June 17, 2008 7:37 pm

    Good luck doing an umlaut over nothing!!

    I am so smart!!

    I am so smart!!

    S-M-R-T!!!

  582. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 7:48 pm

    Oh is that what that was?

  583. Comment by pajama momma on June 17, 2008 7:50 pm

    Högs

  584. Comment by mesablue on June 17, 2008 8:43 pm

    ¨

  585. Comment by cranky on June 17, 2008 8:55 pm

    Sphïnctër Crämps