Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I haven’t seen this show, but I like the music I’ve been hearing from it.
Now for the hunks.
It’s an embarrassment that they won’t let him play.
Heh.
Fake redhead for Carin.
Glen Powell.
Last, but not least.
And that will have to do.
Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the links every week. Y’all have a good day.
March 15, 2023
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Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
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This place smells like low tide
GREAT!
seaweed everywhere !!!
I’d hardly call her outfit modest and her style of walking is not the same as the other people on the street
well elijah was dumb enough to grop Sara Gonzales at the blaze so he’s probably mining clicks for cash now
I saw where Mark Kelly opened his piehole about censoring, he’s definitely the elite to be making decisions about what you, the peon, get to hear, eat, do, etc. Never mind that oath he took to defend the Constitution, his needs are greater. Jackass.
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Right on, Roamy.
And congrats on TWO experiments on the SpaceX launch.
No idea who the guy is Jay. It was a post designed to get a reaction though based on its flimsy premise of a woman who wears modest yet classy clothes attracts attention. Left unsaid is that she is young, beautiful and walking like she’s on a catwalk with someone filming her.
Left unsaid is that she is young, beautiful and walking like she’s on a catwalk with someone filming her.
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I saw that last night on Instagram and thought the same thing, Jimbro. She has a definite “style” of walking and a distinctive hat and a large open neckline. No, she’s not vulgar but she stands out…on purpose. On the other hand, most women dressed this way (besides the neckline) in the ’40s, 50s and a bit of the 60s.
Loved the Tom Jones soundtrack, and she is stunning.
he used to have a couple shows on the Blaze, plus he would put himself in the center of riots like Minneapolis and Dallas. Got punched in the face in MN. He was fired after the incident with Gonzales, now Sidney Watson is also suing the blaze, after she quit his other Blaze show.
I saw where Mark Kelly opened his piehole about censoring
You get who you vote for, AZ, unfortunately we all have to put up with this McCain also ran. What is in the water in AZ, McStain, Flake, Kelly, Hobbs?
She also looks model tall and is in heels. Instinctive to look at tall people, that’s part of why they get modeling jobs and leadership roles.
So you guys know my theory on how Biden won 2020…there was cheating in places like Philly and Atlanta but mostly he won by dumping hundreds of millions of dollars into vote harvesting care of Mark Zuckerberg.
And republicans, because they are stupid, decided to pass laws making that illegal in about 20 something states.
And to get around these laws, democrats have formed various 501c3 organizations to disperse the money for the same programs in a less obvious way. But now they have over a billion dollars at the ready, not 400 million.
And republicans, because they are stupid, will cry ‘NO FAIR’ after the election and tweak the laws.
But what they won’t do is build the same sort of strategy to nullify the advantage the democrats will have for the foreseeable future. Because they are stupid.
Scott Presler is on the ground right now in WI, drumming up the ballot harvesting for the GOP. Some of them get it. Harmeet Dhillon got it, but Romney relative Ronna McDaniel won RNC chair again. So same old same old again
The 2008-2016 elections featured social media to microtarget voters. Obama did it well, then Trump perfected it.
The flaw is that the person still has to vote. They have to get their lazy asses up from the couch.
2020 was the next evaluation. Microtargeting + walking you through every step to vote. Almost no effort is needed.
Republicans don’t get where this is headed.
twitter: my future HR manager
yep, pronouns = cancer
some republicans do, MJ. Jesse Kelly has been hammering this, and Presler is at the tip of the spear for this type of outreach. But the mainstream is FAR behind.
Have there been attacks on ballot drop boxes yet? I don’t mean rhetoric, I mean incendiaries and bulldozers. Because that’s coming if it hasn’t already started.
wakey wakey
Comment by leoncaruthers on March 15, 2023 9:04 am
Have there been attacks on ballot drop boxes yet? I don’t mean rhetoric, I mean incendiaries and bulldozers. Because that’s coming if it hasn’t already started.
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Agreed. While I’m sure they will put security cameras on them, given how useless those were in identifying the J6 bomb dropoff person, how easily those cameras will be dealt with by people looking for them, and how many drop boxes there are, I’m guessing they will be easy targets.
All it will take is a packet of “ballots” with an incendiary sandwiched in them with a time delay … not that I’ve been thinking about this at all.
useless? Hell no, the cameras know exactly who the bomber is, the FBI is just covering it up. It’s just not possible they don’t know who that is, when Tucker can pick out a guy that entered the capitol, left when told, timed his stay duration, all from one camera.
DC is corrupt
twitter: I’m going on vacation
I can afford this one!
another big name pushing Car in and friends into the arms of DeSanctus
Come on, Trump, you can do better nicknames.
The FBI knows who it is because it was one of their guys.
They really don’t get us, do they J’ames?
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I know someone who got shot for doing the same thing.
Libs said she deserved it. 🤔”
this.
some republicans do, MJ. Jesse Kelly has been hammering this, and Presler is at the tip of the spear for this type of outreach. But the mainstream is FAR behind.
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Good point. I just think it’s too late for 2024.
Republicans don’t get where this is headed.
You’re assuming they give a shit.
Look how those in leadership reacted to Tucker showing 3 small examples of democrat lies leading to the ruination of lives.
That was most recent.
They know there is mass vite fraud. They know the border is wide open for democrat purposes. They knew everything done to Trump and Kavanaugh were slimey lies and gov harassment……and were quiet as church mice throughout.
They don’t care because the dirtbags are on the same team. (McCain and Romney were/are more open about it.)
https://reduxx.info/transgender-daycare-worker-charged-with-sexually-abusing-baby/
Can we stop messing around and just ask Russia and the CCP to nuke us now?
I am willing to save the state a lot of money.
Hell, I’ll pay to do it. I have my own tools, even.
Oh Lawdie! I just saw a NY Post breaking news banner that said Wellesley College students voted to accept transmen as students and “all other nonbinary people”.
In other news, reports of rape mysteriously rise on campus
So, if you’re a dude who enjoys eating pussy AND sipping peen, you’re welcome to join the women of Wellesley
I’m sure Hillary is proud
I wonder if this will affect alumni donations at all
The erasing of women is coming along rather rapidly.
We a link to that comic strip of the four trans women in the shower wondering where the actual women are.
If two trans women hook up are they still lesbians?
These fellows should have a vagina installed in the middle of their forehead that is roughly 0.45” in diameter. There possibly could be a messy exit in the rear but there are always design flaws in the early stages of any new thingamajigger.
If two trans women hook up are they still lesbians?
Never happens. Even trannies don’t want trannies.
These fellows should have a vagina installed in the middle of their forehead that is roughly 0.45” in diameter.
You can go a lot smaller, say about 0.22″, and less messy if you put the vagina just above the top cervical vertebra.
“Do I have a black eye?”
“I don’t see color”
The second girl is insufficiently anti-racist.
I’m looking at an article linked by Instapundit regarding San Francisco city councils proposals on reparations and only one question occurs to me…….have any of you motherfuckers ever taken a math class????!!?
Math is racist and cisheteropatriarchal, Pendejo. It has no power in the enlightened city of San Francisco.
St Francis, I’m sorry. You deserve better than the city that bears your name.
$90k per year for the next 250 years.
All personal debt wiped away.
A home in SF for $1.
And, wait for it………..
$5 million lump sum up front.
Let the racist cishetnormalpatriarchical games begin.
I’d say “short CA state bonds” but they’ll be made whole by fiat at some point.
Kurt Schlichter’s depiction of what it will look like in blue cities is starting to look plausible.
If BLM had any real balls they’d be shipping in blacks from all over to immanentize Wakanda.
What is really going on with the San Francisco reparations insanity?
It’s all ridiculous, they can’t afford it, CA wasn’t a slave state (regardless less than 1% of Americans at the time owned slaves), what are they really doing?
Spending other people’s money to buy themselves warm fuzzies.
It’s just money laundering, Mare. You think D’Shawn on the corner selling loosies is getting his 5 extra extra large? Not a chance. It’s going to machine and party bosses to make sure the vote counts are secure, to buy dachas and haciendas for the self-styled elite and their cartel buddies.
Yes, I wondered if it was just a wealth transfer scheme to shit on the west coast. Biden is doing it Nationally, the dumbasses in CA want to do it locally.
CA, last I heard on the radio, was in debt. Quick google search, don’t know how accurate:
California’s $152,772,292,000 state debt
$3,798/per capita
CA doesn’t print money, they don’t have it, and they will need billions to work this scheme, WTF are they going to get it?
0bama’s stash, duh.
Gah, the people of San fran are so fucking stupid. Honestly, nothing else to be said.
It’s easy to think that, but they aren’t. They are psychopaths taking money from others at the point of a gun without even having to hold it themselves. They aren’t stupid, they are evil.
All those transfer payments are effectively money laundering. You think most of the recipients are making wisest use of what they get? Nope, passes through their hands like shit through a goose, ultimately winding up in some combination of corporate or criminal enterprises’ bank accounts, where some of it gets used for donations to…well, y’all can figure that out.
I know the idiots won’t do anything worthwhile with the money, they don’t deserve it and in fact, should be paying the country back for being such a burden.
My question is, where is CA going to say they are getting the money?
I may have to move to california and start up a Lexus dealership that sells cocaine out the back door. Cash only, No credit. Obviously.
The erasing of women is coming along rather rapidly.
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Suck my girl dick transphobe!
^^ isn’t weird how the transactivists always go to the male insult well? It’s as if…wait…it’s coming to me…
Basically San Francisco brought us Rice-A-Roni, AIDS, and sidewalk feces.
Too bad it isn’t near a fault line.
I wonder if there is any way to keep a scoreboard, a running tally, of how many overdose deaths result from the reparations payments.
Vegas ought to set odds.
Many are evil but lots are just really stupid. Thinking the math works, thinking it makes sense, etc etc.
Comment by mare on March 15, 2023 1:46 pm
My question is, where is CA going to say they are getting the money?
The same place the Federal Government and Federal Reserve is going to get the money to make whole all the depositors of SVB and Signature Bank (and not just the ones who were FDIC insured up to $250K). They’ll wish it out of thin air. And to hell with the unintended consequences on everyone else.
Also, and I’m sure this got brought up, watch the sudden influx of new AA population chasing easy money.
Actually, given the population losses, one wonders if that’s not the point–propping up the numbers for the next census.
I think they were going to make one of the “requirements” CA citizenship for 5 years. Which is still stupid and hilarious.
Is this one of Mare’s daughter’s?
https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2023/03/14/leftist_groups_tapping_1_billion_to_vastly_expand_the_private_financing_of_public_elections_887042.html?mc_cid=947c1eb05c&mc_eid=fba478624c
This is what I referenced earlier.
https://howiecarrshow.com/wellesley-college-students-fight-for-biological-female-admission/
No one in CA or SF government has even a fig leaf of an explanation for where the money is coming from.
That’s not because they won’t have it, it’s because it’s another SVB situation where debts are ultimately backed by 0bama’s Stash.
HR manager was cooler when I posted it
I get dragged in as The Technical Guy on interviews now. No pronouns yet, but I also haven’t talked to anyone with an Anglo-Saxon name even once. Not sure if folks like me are just not looking for this work, or HR is filtering them out before I see them.
HR manager was cooler when I posted it
LOL
Oopsie.
Just got back from the dentist, where I embarrassed myself by not remembering who I have insurance with now, only remembering that it was one I’d had in the past and thought it was Delta. Nope, after calling around the cute gal at the desk found me active at MetLife. This is, I think, the third time I’ve had MetLife. I’ve had Delta twice, so honest mistake on my part, but I really should have checked before I left the house.
So anything but cismen are OK at Wellesley?
I want to see them argue that a dude literally dressed in the same outfit as Ellen from her show hosting days who says he’s a woman isn’t allowed to attend.
Gosh, I’d HATE it if a bunch of people in my state’s beautiful and diverse cities left en masse to go live in CA for the reparations money.
What a terrible thing to have happen.
I mean, surely you guys can relate. What if, Detroit…ugh, nevermind. It’s just too horrible to contemplate. We need them so much. They just can’t do this to us.
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/
1636083704237035522
I split that up so it wouldn’t auto-show here. Don’t go. It’s Dylan again.
Please God, send thine asteroid.
So what does Dylan look like w/o makeup? Not a woman.
That occurred to me, Lumps.
A real tragedy. Imagine all the lost… I mean, there’d be no…
It’d be a real shame. Can I donate to cover bus fare specifically?
I would hate it if all the people who really suck at math and want free money all moved to once city. That would be HORRIBLE.
I mean, they should GO if that’s what’s best for them. I do want what’s best. And just imagine how fulfilled all the liberals will be, knowing the good they are doing in the name of Equity!
I guess I grudgingly have to support this.
Actually, given the population losses, one wonders if that’s not the point
Silly man, what population losses? They’ve already replaced the ones who fled…with twice as many illegals. Pretty sure those coming from Africa will get in line for reparations while sitting on all the welfare programs.
I wonder if Dylan ads for Maybelline costs them more customers than it gains.
Sperm cramps are usually associated with a color, right?
Wait…so if Wellesley accepts trans men…in lefty world, they ARE men, why won’t they accept men, in general? They’re all allegedly men, right? Men need to sue.
Nevermind, my brain short circuited.
If those chicks vote to include trans men, that should include all men…because they’re all men.
you’re not a biologist, bigot
So you only need to check the female box on the application and they’ll let you in. Real men should do it by the hundreds.
That tiktok of Dylan…he’s still wearing makeup and extensions.
Everyone slobbering over him should be ashamed of themselves.
The chicks at Wellesley will have their dick whether their parents like it or not.
I was under the impression that Wellesley wasn’t for women who wanted anything to do with dick, at least for the last couple of decades.
The next Bernie Goetz is just waiting for his moment.
https://archive.md/7qvGi
Wretched sent me another email bragging about spending millions on paying back her campaign donors to build out electric car charging stations and to make toxic solar panels and bird-obliterating windmills right here in Michigan.
She seemed really proud of this. Stealing the legislature is paying huge dividends for the Coven.
I was under the impression that Wellesley wasn’t for women who wanted anything to do with dick, at least for the last couple of decades.
All chicks want something to do with dick. Hell, even lesbians use dildos.
I agree the words don’t match the reality, but I thought you at least had to be open to rug munching if not enthusiastic to attend Wellesley.
Mike Pence is going to be in Iowa with Joni Ernst for a foreign policy summit, if anyone is interested. Must not be getting much response, judging by the volume of text messages.
Sorry, I’m busy that day. Gotta wash my hair. Singular.
From Lumpy’s link:
“Sometimes the lyrics of an early Bob Dylan song come to mind: “If you’re lookin’ to get silly/ You better go back to from where you came/ Because the cops don’t need you/ And man they expect the same.” ”
1. I agree, street justice is coming
b. Other than a few Bob Dylan songs here and there I was never a big fan. I know a lot of people love his music and I guess it must be mainly for the lyrics because his “singing” is uniquely atrocious
z. Caulk
https://www.mountainproject.com/route/111378920/rug-muncher
Look at the list of other climbing routes on the left side of the page
My friend’s ex wife went to Smith College, another haven for carpet munching enthusiasts
Well, not all enthusiasts. Only a particular sort.
It’s Wednesday, gay day, I usually avoid it.
But I just saw an ad in the Jesse hour, asking for $45 a month to help feed Ukraine through the winter…..a week before spring begins. GFYS Fox and Jesse. I watch for the entertainment value only.
Those ads run all year.
It’s always winter in Ukraine,
https://9gag.com/gag/a6qDzz2
Always winter, never Christmas. Just ask the Russian Orthodox nuns the Z man had imprisoned.
New Nissan model for 2024, not gonna lie, I love it.
https://9gag.com/gag/aGEL5gw
Quick, get that lady to San Fran!
https://9gag.com/gag/aL1LEKv
There’s a Hostage thread over on Facedouche on how a lot of Bible stories could double as Florida Man Stories.
– Florida Man threatened to cut baby in half to stop two women from bickering.
– Florida couple takes food from snake, forcibly removed from botanical garden.
– Nude Florida man and wife ejected from local garden, required to wear clothes and find employment. (hi Sean!)
– Secret window signal saves local hooker from Florida man’s destructive rampage.
– Florida man survives being swallowed by whale.
– Florida public official plots top lieutenant’s death in baby mama coverup.
– Florida man with mullet beats crowd with jawbone of a mule.
– Florida man living in the wild, makes living dunking people, all while promoting his latest fad diet consisting only of bugs and honey.
– Florida man opens first floating zoo during hurricane.
“Ohio Man has slain his thousands, and Florida Man his tens of thousands.”
#5 – apparently this has been in the works for a long time. I had forgotten about the 9/11 anthrax.
Twitter thread
Florida Man so fat that when he got stabbed, his buddies figured he just shat himself.
Dirk exterminated Rita’s pests.
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