Crazy Little Thing Called Meme

Yes, it’s that time of the week, when you have to put up with J’Ames’ bullshit.

AColonCanCompletelyChange

AllOfAmericaCanHear

Emberresment

ImFatBecauseImFullOfExperiences

IWantToDeport11millionIllegals

TellingHerToCalmDownIsChildsPlay

TentPolesAreNotForDancing

TheDietFork

ThisGuyIsGoingStraightToHell

WeWantShariaLaw

WhenYouWontTellThem

WhyDoesMyWifeAlwaysWait

You’ve all been bad. Very bad. Going to hell bad.

AFewPunsMakeMeNumb

105 Comments

  1. Jay almost lost the thumbs up with that last one, but I relented.

  2. That bipartisan (Definition: when both sides of the aisle try to screw you up the ass) copyright bill mentioned in the overnight thread makes me angry.

  3. Why I never…

  4. good morning to all. I’m on vacation, so that’s why I’m scarce. Amazing how I don’t turn to the computer while I’m not at work.

  5. Same here, Jay. When I’m not home I don’t get on the computer much and it helps not reading about the news.

    Have a great vacation. Don’t end up as a Darwin Award Winner!

  6. Ah, the fresh meme smell.

  7. I’m off today so I only have a few meetings.

    Job: You have a million days off.

    Me: I think I’ll take some of those days

    Job: LOLGF

  8. MJ, you lucky pup, you get to spend time with your son who is way too good for you.

  9. Bish please. I’m too good for him.

    He poops in his pants mare. Do you have any idea how barbaric that is.

    I keep telling him, poop in the neighbor’s yard like daddy but he never listens.

  10. Top Notch, Jay. Those first two were lol.

    I’ll be on vacation in a couple weeks. Going to Arizona to see my Dad. We’re gonna go for a motorcycle ride to the North Rim of the Grand Canyon and Monument Valley. Bucket list material.

  11. That reminds me, I need to get some upholstery cleaner. Someone had an “accident” during playdoh time yesterday.

    I think she just doesn’t like the dining room chairs.

  12. Good morning. Nice, J’Ames! Your mom’s fat hairy beaver approves.

  13. I read something kind of interesting a few days ago. Not sure if I told you guys.

    The whole ‘RACIST!’ thing is actually aimed at white, upper class liberals. They are the core of the Democrat party and are the only group of people that express a preference for other races over their own.

    Bit of a hair shirt thing going on there.

  14. They only ‘express’ it. Actions say otherwise. Their neighborhoods make mine look like a multiracial patina at only 90% white. Ditto for their schools.

  15. Is anyone going to watch the debate tonight? I didn’t watch the first set.

    Go Buttigieg!!!!!!!

  16. No can do, I have work stuff from 8-10, because that’s what I do on my days off.

  17. Speaking of racism and scratchy hair shirts, I saw this bit of excrement in my travels through the web

    https://scienceblog.com/509212/study-black-students-receive-fewer-warnings-from-teachers-about-misbehavior/

    From the article:

    “These findings point toward a trend of heightened consequences with little or no forewarning for black male students, even when behavioral infractions are accounted for,” the researchers wrote.”

    Conclusions:

    1. Blame whitey
    2. No one asked what the consequences for being perceived as harder on a black kid’s discipline problem were
    3. Notes home to parents. Hmm, that would require someone giving a shit at home.
    4. Blame whitey

  18. I read something kind of interesting a few days ago. Not sure if I told you guys.

    The whole ‘RACIST!’ thing is actually aimed at white, upper class liberals. They are the core of the Democrat party and are the only group of people that express a preference for other races over their own.

    Bit of a hair shirt thing going on there.

    I thought that was obvious. The left is in a civil war amongst and between the academic wing (those who believe in progressivism as a world view) and the pragmatic wing (those who support the left because they benefit personally). The latter are mostly blue collar whites and minorities, the former are upper-class whites and radical minorities. The academics now have control of the party, and are busy kicking out the pragmatics, while each faction in the academic wing tries to secure its own power. The hard-core identity politics is a weapon to be deployed in this fight.

  19. J’Ames vacation?

    https://tinyurl.com/yyxshcbk

  20. Wake wakey.

    I slept in until 9 this morning. HOLY SMOKES. I must have needed it. Worked last night, so that’s my only excuse.

  21. I did wake up too early yesterday, so I guess that explains it. Pre- laser surgery eye appointment was yesterday, and that was an all-day time suck.

    I just can’t wait to get those lasers installed.

  22. pew pew pew

  23. More education news

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/college-financial-aid-loophole-wealthy-parents-transfer-guardianship-of-their-teens-to-get-aid-11564450828

    First paragraph

    “CHICAGO—Amid an intense national furor over the fairness of college admissions, the Education Department is looking into a tactic that has been used in some suburbs here, in which wealthy parents transfer legal guardianship of their college-bound children to relatives or friends so the teens can claim financial aid, say people familiar with the matter.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  24. Im doing some eye stuff…..finally getting a new pair of glasses. No big deal right? Except that I found a Eye Dr. that understands shooting so part of the diagnostic was measuring from eye to front sight at full presentation to ensure that will be in focus. We added a bifocal at the very top so I can corner and peep shoot. Id have the laser surgery in a heartbeat if I were eligible. My eyesight didnt start to fail me until my mid 40’s and it sucks.

    PS. Morning Bishes

  25. Bought this on CD recently for the big red truck. It’s helping.

  26. I also got “The Very Best of Journey”. Never had a CD with only 3 songs on it before, but it works.

    Weird thing is that on of them is actually .38 Special.

  27. Student loans and other such aid programs need to be burned to the ground.

  28. Recruiter call went well, I think, we’ll see what comes of it.

  29. Good speech by the Tuck.

    He’s one of the few in DC who actually took Trump’s election as a sign that he needed to get out of the DC bubble and reevaluate his worldview.

  30. Check out HU Yuve Yu. Mongolian Metal. Its the lyrics (need close caption)

    Right now Im doing a lot of AC/DC and Ted Nugent Live……”anybody came here to be MELLOW can turn around and get the fuck outta heah alright!”…..Ted was absolutely vicious.

  31. old??

    https://tinyurl.com/y2axyrls

  32. Day 2 time suck: filling the fucking prescriptions.

  33. My little parrot friend almost got out ‘Here Kitty Kitty’! And, at times, he sings me a cardinal song. WoOT! “Pretty pretty pretty”.

    I wanted to leave Rush on for him but he seems to like music a bit better. It would be hysterical good fun if I can get him to holler, “RAT INFESTED DUMP!” (My neighbor is a serious clean freak.)

  34. Have a blast, Baka!

  35. What am I going to do when his humans come home? I want to teach him all the words and I’m not sure they’re as bird nutty as I can be.

  36. Why is Carin filling prescriptions? What happened? Doggie?

  37. I absolutely will not be watching the second democrat clown show.

    Husband wondered yesterday why we can’t ever nominate/elect anyone we can get excited about. Our side puts up sucky people but, he feels sorry for the democrats because their bunch are just a horrible bunch of people. Wut? Feel sorry? That is the democrat party. Or the meat puppets put out by the corruptigarchs.

    Then he went off on the whole forgive the college loan b.s.. Says he thinks the American people are smart and won’t go for that. I laughed and laughed. Mr. B., have you heard of ‘ballot harvesting’? So please don’t have the vapors when Trump puts another rhetorical foot up any one of their asses.

  38. I bought Ted’s Double Live Gonzo in 80 or 81 on vinyl and wore it smooth out. Bought it again on cd in the mid nineties and now it’s on my phone. I love the raw fuckin energy on that album. Saw him live a couple of times in my twenties and survived it. My musical tastes have mellowed lately so I haven’t listened in a long time.

  39. Beasnsnsnsns, your husband sounds like a lib. We nominated Trump and that’s pretty fricken exciting. Best President in a very, very long time.

  40. This is my niece, whose party is this Saturday.

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/natalie-2019/

  41. lauraw, remember when I asked about bell peppers? I think the problem was sunburn. I’ve got my fingers crossed for the two small peppers maturing as I type. They’re sitting just right under the foliage.
    They’re looking pretty good. Maybe they’ll be ready next week.

  42. This was her when she was just a wee little girl.

  43. DLG had a purity to it. A honest expression if you will. He meant that shit when he said he was going to do a love song for all that Nashville pusseeeeeeeh

  44. Well, she’s adorable Hotspur! I hope you’ve schooled her properly in politics.

  45. mare, Mr. B. has never voted for a demrat. But he didn’t vote for president last time.

    He drives me crazy sometimes with his wanting to see the good in everyone or trying to reason with toddlers way of looking at the world. He doesn’t care for loud, brash, people. For some reason, Trump really chafes him. So I try to work on him around the perimeter via stuff to do with $$…FREE COLLEGE, FREE HEALTHCARE, MOAR ILLEGALS until you’re totally irrelevant, stories. Planned parenthood stories….or here’s what prompted that tweet. The places he gets news does not give context or ever mention the evil shit demrats tweet. GIVE THE MAN CREDIT, he’s standing/defending life, free speech, and the religious. For that, I will stand with him.
    (he was softening a tad when I told him about PP ousting the non-militant CEO, the selling of baby parts, and Trump being the only one pushing to defund those evil motherf*ckers. And he didn’t even tell me to knock off the f-bombs.)

  46. Congrats Hotspur! Always nice to see kids/young adults making progress in life.

  47. I thought that was obvious. The left is in a civil war amongst and between the academic wing (those who believe in progressivism as a world view) and the pragmatic wing (those who support the left because they benefit personally). The latter are mostly blue collar whites and minorities, the former are upper-class whites and radical minorities. The academics now have control of the party, and are busy kicking out the pragmatics, while each faction in the academic wing tries to secure its own power. The hard-core identity politics is a weapon to be deployed in this fight.
    ——————————————–
    This is really well stated. I’m not sure I put it all together.

    I think I was naively assuming that deploying the race card was meant to blunt Trump’s inroads with black folks. It has that benefit but isn’t the immediate concern.

  48. My nephew is down in the dumps because his woman broke up with him seemingly out of the blue last week. I’m sure there’s more to the story, missed signals, etc. She’s in CT working as a nurse following a post grad program for non-nursing majors. He’s in RI doing research in a cancer clinic and trying to get into med school. Not sure whether she got tired of waiting for a ring or met someone else. Who knows. He’s a good kid and I’ve tried to offer some encouragement but he’ll need to get to a new equilibrium on his own time.

  49. Cox also explained that recent record-breaking rainfall could have been a key factor in the find.

    “About 14 inches of rain fell at the park on July 16. In the days after the rainfall, park staff registered numerous diamonds found right on the surface of the search area, including two weighing over one carat,” Cox said.

    According to Cox, “About one of every 10 diamonds registered by park visitors is found on top of the ground.”

    https://www.yahoo.com/gma/man-finds-2-12-carat-diamond-vacation-arkansas-120900141–abc-news-topstories.html

    Had I been a thinking person, I woulda been down there with my shovel, after those rains. But Arkansas in July? Yeah, I don’t know about that.

  50. The racism thing wasn’t obvious to me. I had the same idea as MJ.

  51. Your niece is beautiful, Hotspur!

  52. Jeezum Beasn, that’s crazy. My former partner took a job in Arkansas at a new children’s hospital, I think in Bentonville. There’s a place in Maine with semiprecious stones where people sometimes make good finds. That takes patience I don’t have.

  53. Daughter #1 doesn’t believe that it only takes me six weeks to make one of my cross-stitch stockings.

    She told me last night that when I finish the other 2 stockings I have been talking about wanting to make, that she will “rip out the IUD and start making grandbabies”.

    Challenge accepted 😈.

  54. https://www.creaserjewelers.com/mount_mica.php

  55. Teresa, tell her if she rips that sucker out now, you’ll begin RIGHT NOW! They’ll be done way before the kid is born.

    *chants*

    Babies Babies Babies!

  56. Aw rats, Jimbro. So sorry for your nephew.

  57. Mare- the laser installation process require eye drops before hand.

  58. He’ll be okay. It’ll just take time. He did share that he wanted to get engaged/propose to her. Who knows whether she thought it was taking too long or decided she wasn’t the guy for her. They were together for about 3-4 years and I’ve met her a few times. She was nice. I’m hoping he gets into med school and is too busy to worry about it before too long.

  59. I think I was naively assuming that deploying the race card was meant to blunt Trump’s inroads with black folks. It has that benefit but isn’t the immediate concern.

    Exactly. This is a large version of the Prisoner’s Dilemma: they would be better off not going hard left, but they have to because the first person to do so gets to control the party, even if the long-run result is to alienate them from the rest of the electorate.

  60. MJ, Car in, we’re gonna need a new drink: The Moscow Mitch.

  61. All my drops were for after the surgery. Pretty sure they were just wetting drops. DOS they gave me a 5 mg Valium and after a half hour I noticed no effect so I asked for a double. The surgeon laughed and said “Sure”. I had to think of something else besides what was actually happening to get through it.

  62. I was given two different drops to take the day before.

  63. Moscow Mitch. Human. Well, we’d have to start with a Kentucky Bourbon, and I like Makers mark.

    Simple syrup, mint,lime, ginger beer and Maker’s mark.

  64. Yeah, Mitch is a Russian agent. The lefties are out of their effing minds. No, literally…out of their minds.

  65. I think a Moscow Mitch would need a dash of vodka. Lime Vodka? Blech

  66. Definitely a dash of lime.

  67. This is an interesting channel about cocktails.

  68. Obama telling Medvedev to tell Putin to be patient and wait ’til after the election – that’s stone cold Russian Asset material right there.

  69. You are correct, Sir.

  70. Moscow Mitch: Like a White Russian, except Kentucky bourbon added.

  71. I was thinking maybe reduce a couple of bottles of Mexican Coke to a syrup, and add some of that to a glass with bourbon, lime, mint, and some ginger beer.

  72. Simple syrup, mint, lime, ginger beer and Maker’s mark.
    ——————-

    That sounds pretty good.

  73. I feel a bit sorry for Biden.

    He’s gonna end up looking like Grandpa Simpson tonight with a lot of ‘back in my day’ arguments.

    God I hope he talks about how Russia wouldn’t interfere on his watch.

  74. Ok, here’s what we need to do: convince McConnell to do a parody YouTube cocktail video, “Mitchology” where he walks people through how to make a Moscow Mitch, and at the end says, “I prefer to make enjoy them with friends. Lindsay, Rand, come say hello to everyone watching!” Lindsay and Rand join him on camera, holding Moscow Mitches, and then McConnell says, “These really are great with friends. Try them at your next birthday, BBQ, or SCOTUS confirmation party!”

  75. This Baltimore rat deal is beyond hilarious. You cannot beat Trump. He says there are rats, there are rats. Deal with it. No, seriously, deal with it using the 16 billion you received to clean up your shithole state.

  76. It’d be boss if Biden drove a Firebird with T-tops on stage.

  77. Agreed. Hop out in a Maverick replica flight jacket and aviator sunglasses to seal the deal.

  78. Biden’s best shot at winning is to show up tonight with an onion on his belt.

  79. I’m not kidding.

  80. https://www.nationalreview.com/magazine/2019/08/12/the-return-to-serfdom/

    Ultimately societies, notably democratic ones, need to instill hope among the majority for a brighter future. But our dominant classes increasingly see little need for the masses. As one Silicon Valley venture capitalist told me at a California environmental conference, the future won’t have much need for people; we’ll have robots and an elite class, which naturally will include his children.

    Yet people are not fungible or easily replaced. The “great question” that “hovers” over society, suggests Kentucky-based poet and novelist Wendell Berry, lies fundamentally in “the question of what are people for.” In embracing the “absolute premium of labor-saving measures” and loyally serving the needs of the least needful, we are undermining the social basis of both democracy and capitalism, creating an expanding market for ever more dependence on the state while undermining the dignity of large parts of our populations.

  81. Robot dystopia won’t happen.

    I’ve got my wooden shoes and I know how to use them.

  82. Technology had such potential to amplify and serve people. Instead it’s being used to replace them. That’s a devil’s bargain. If they think it won’t come due, they’re fools.

  83. I’m still waiting for the engineered plague that takes out everyone that didn’t get the special vaccine.

  84. If I can think of it, so can They. They’re just waiting until they don’t need the rest of humanity to feed themselves.

  85. I’m listening to the Dem debate. I really should run to the store and pick up gin and limes if I’m going to do this.

  86. Warren has been to the border and has seen the cages of babies.

    CAGES OF BABIES!

  87. I saw Cages of Babies open for Open Borders at the Pontiac Silverdome in ’86.

  88. Let’s see how robots function against an EMP, baby! Boom.

  89. Does Biden have an onion?

  90. Let’s see how robots function against an EMP, baby! Boom.

    Ever seen what cake flour and dish soap do to motor oil?

  91. … or a banana up the ole tailpipe?

  92. Google won’t tell me.

  93. “banana up the ole tailpipe?”

    Where is MJ?

  94. I guess yesterday was screaming at White People in ABQ. $2.13 a gallon, but pumps are slow. Members started throwing crap from their cars at gas associates. Calling out “White Privilege “

  95. Dan wanted me to go all in with homeless chick that was screaming at me. I’ve been teaching him Spanish for next time. He’s just decided to carry at all times.

  96. Comment by Jimbro on July 30, 2019 9:12 pm
    … or a banana up the ole tailpipe?

    Oh man, oh man.

    That’s tee’d up nicely for a your mom reference.

  97. Not sure why this phenomenon is called a ‘barber chair’. It’s where you’re cutting down a tree that has internal stresses, that when cut tears itself apart and can kill you.

    One of my coworkers overheard recently: “Why is it so damn expensive to have a tree cut down?”

  98. Interesting.

  99. I watched only about 10 minutes of the debate. Bernie started yelling, and I didn’t feel entertained by it. Someone did comb his hair for him, at least.

  100. Y’know, I was going to chime in on the “designer plague” thing, but really, I gotta stop thinking about such ugly shit so much, so I’m going to pass.

    G’night all. Hoping for better dreams than the ones I get waking.

  101. Michael Crichton wrote a book along that theme. It was very satisfying in the end.

  102. Disappointed, Earl rebuked Paulina.

  103. Oh, Carin got her eye(s) done! How’d it go??


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