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Hello cat puppets, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

 

Your model for today was born in Vancouver, Canada on November 11th, 1969. She stands 5’1″, 34E-24-34 and 110 lbs. Please step up to the bar and say hello to Miss Kianna Dior!

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The Humble Toothpick And The Story Of A Meat Tooth

Sometimes you know you’ve got something stuck in your teeth and since you’re in polite company you’ve got to pretend it isn’t there. Well, most of us do anyway. As soon as you get somewhere semi-private the fingernail or edge of a paper is deployed on a particle finding mission. There’s nothing quite like the relief you feel when you dislodge that hunk of meat or vegetable from your teeth. It’s satisfying on a physical level (no more annoying feeling of something that’s just not right in your buccal cavity and your tongue breathes a sigh of relief from the knowledge it no longer is tasked with a job it was not designed to do) and on an emotional level because you know you can now smile freely without the inhibition that gripped you while you had the hunk of food in your tooth. I grew up in a time when going to the dentist meant new cavities and the whole drill and fill sequence. Every time. I’m sure Dr. George’s family benefited greatly from our teeth. Anyway, they have the whole cavity thing mostly taken care of now with various fluoride treatments and, needing a money maker, they’ve shifted to cosmetic dentistry. Had I been born a couple of decades later I am sure my parents would have been advised that my crooked teeth needed straightening otherwise I’d end up living in a cardboard box somewhere in San Francisco and forced to do my pooping on the curb. Alright, my teeth aren’t that bad but I do have a big gap between my upper incisor and canine tooth on the right. Sure enough, like the sun rising in the east, every time I eat there is some fragment of food stuck in there. I call it my “Meat Tooth”.

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heteroclite

The weirdest stuff cracks me up. My sig-ot is used to my bizarreness and makes sure to steer me out of the way of unsuspecting people when we’re out and about and I’m feeling plucky.

Cubic Houses (Rotterdam, Netherlands) I recommend checking them out when you’re in the netherregion smoking dope with phat

I’ve seen this place a few times. I like the netherlands. The ppl are friendly, the beer is good, and hookers.

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MMM 330: Nobody died

We did a full 48 hours without mom this weekend, and it went as well as could be expected.  I was exhausted afterward and just barely made it out of bed this morning, though.  Should be a fun week on the job.

It took 45 minutes to get her hair to look right.  Just speculating.

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Weekend Sloth

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BBF

Hello wally ballers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Honolulu, HI on June 29th, 1978  , but her boobs are from 2016.  She stands 5’11”, 34D-24-35.  Please settle down and introduce yourselves to Miss Nicole Scherzinger !

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Pish Posh, It’s A Mish Mash

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Old school gangster

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Parthenogenesis

Snakes are some interesting beasts. They scare the shit out of most people. It’s a world wide phenomenon too.

https://www.factretriever.com/snake-facts

https://www.livescience.com/43641-copperhead-snake.html

I was looking up some copperhead shit yesterday (because of our snake talk) and came across this little factoid that I had forgotten:

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“A copperhead snake, like the one pictured here, had a litter of four offspring in 2009. The problem was, the snake hadn’t had any contact with a male in five years. Scientists confirmed recently the female copperhead was the first evidence of virgin birth in a pit viper snake.

Credit: Credit: Chuck Smith” (http://tinyurl.com/y8tkuo5v)

So – those bitches be tricksie!!

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