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MMM 537

March is 2/3rds over. When does the lamb part start? Our snow is gone, but it got down to 25F last night.

Tan line.

March 20, 2023
Categories: As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, misogyny, Mostly Not Boobs, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, you might be gay if you like this, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 60 Comments

Rock Around the Croc: Three Chords and the Truth

Happy Sunday, you magnificent house parties featuring five kinds of nachos, it’s the weekend, and that means I’m going to write about some music stuff. This week I’m going to talk about the song-writing process a little bit. Hopefully it’s interesting – so much so that each of you quits your day job to start a career in the music industry. Ready? Cool.

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March 19, 2023
Categories: Seriously I don’t know what is wrong with you but I bet it is hard to pronounce. . . Author: Sobek . Comments: 69 Comments

Taze Meme Bro

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March 18, 2023
Categories: alcohol, Aliens, Balls, Douche-bagger, fucking genius, In the face, Lazy Man's Lobster, Moist, oxycontin, Remembrance, slut, this post sucks, Waddle Massage, Weekend Memes . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 95 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born November 9th, 1990 in Portsmouth, England. She stands 5‘ 5″ and measures 30GG – 27 – 41 and 150 lbs. Please hold a place in the buffet line for Miss Deadly Red AKA Nicky Robinson.

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March 17, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, #Reboob, 10/10 Would Smash, Allegedly, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, BBF, beefcake, Button Nose, Chubs, Dog Centric, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Easter Pig, fat chicks, Fat Piece of Shit, Finely Freckled, fire in the hole, Fuck you Georgia, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, gardenblogging, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hoggers Anonymous, Huge Musical Breadth, I am a BOOB GENIUS, I Love You Peeps, I Will Kick Your Ass, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, If You Don't Like PattyAnn, is tee-roy still in prison?, Knockers, Lets Go Brandon, Loose Ass Snatch, Luckiest Dog Alive, Man-Lesbian, mardi gras groping, misogyny, Nice Melons, No more wire hangers, Peace Through Douche, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, rhymes with "your mom", riding the cock carousel, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, slut, Someone needs a sandwich, Suddenly Sumo, The More You Know, TITS . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 115 Comments

Snow Job

March Madness at casa d’monquee.

Had a bit of a wet snow.

It turned a bit chilly so the snow didn’t melt immediately – so i decided to go for a drive and flick a pic____ or 2.

-Here ya go-

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March 16, 2023
Categories: ACHOO!, Big Teeth Too, Blankie, Brown Snow, butt-pokey blues, catchin' the fishes bishes, condom free septic tank, Corncob Pipe, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Death by Fishstick, Dial C for cooter, fishy, hopey changey shit, I Don't Know What Day It Is, monkey love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 68 Comments

HHD 03-15-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
I haven’t seen this show, but I like the music I’ve been hearing from it.

Now for the hunks.

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March 15, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, This is why I shouldn't watch movies I haven't seen in years., Your mom likes this . Tags: moar coffee, not using daylight savings time as an excuse . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 113 Comments

Happy St Patrick’s Meme!

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March 14, 2023
Categories: fancy first dates and frilly underwear, I Will Kick Your Ass, Pinch A Loaf, wearing a wattle . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 85 Comments

MMM 536

It’s already March, but no worries, we’ve still got snow here. Or rather, we have snow again. I saw the sun last week for a few minutes, so that was nice.

I’m sure she’s really a geek and totally not just trying to gather simps.

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March 13, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, homophobe, I'm not judging you, misogyny, pelvic thrust, POON!, pron, rape culture, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Touser Snake Lovers Anonymous, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your mom sends her love . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 139 Comments

Rock Around the Croc: Moving Chords Over Static Pedal Points

Happy Sunday, you brand new packs of Lifesavers, it’s fancy-pants music Sunday. I’m your host Sobek, and today I’m going to focus on one specific music technique. Ready? Awesome!