BBF: Red Eye Edition

Ok, it’s not the really early redeye version, it’s the hit talk show Red Eye version. Calm down!

I didn’t write any song for anyone, but I do like this one:

No connection, other than it’s out of left field. Now, onto the content!

Our model today will be recognized by many Hostages, as everyone has seen RedEye at one time or another. If you haven’t, then you are missing out. It’s great, and I recommend you DVR it and watch it every day. Somehow it never gets old to me. Greg, Andy, and even Bill keep things going. Plus they bring along guests like today’s BBF starlet. Born on the Fourth of July, 1980, she’s a TV Personality, producer, and all around great gal. Let’s welcome Carrie Keagan!

Let’s turn Friday the 13th into BBF the 13th!

Superstition? Pshaw! Let’s check in with the luckiest man ever!

Ok, maybe lucky is a strong word. But it’s just a day. Let’s get on with the business of Friday, which we all know is BBF.

Today’s guest is from Szigetvar, Hungary. Born on Friday (she was destined to be featured here) April 17, 1981, today’s model is no spring chicken. But, we all know things get better with age. Hugh Hefner thought so, he made her Playmate of the Year (in 2004, work with me here). Standing 5′ 9″ tall, our model needs every inch to stand up to her name. 1st Hostage to pronounce her name correctly wins one of Car in’s chickens (not Little Jerry, though). Let’s welcome Zsuzsanna Ripli!

BBF – Columbian Edition

Good afternoon, H2ers. MJ is busy today, so I get the task of finding today’s model for you windowlickers. Since Columbia is in the news lately, I think it’s only fitting that we pay tribute to the lovely ladies of the South American country.

Here’s a pic of how Columbians take care of their cars: !!NSFW!!

Today’s model is from Barranquilla, Columbia, and stars in the ABC series Modern Family. She is 5′ 7″ tall, was born on July 10, 1972, and has naturally blonde hair. The racists in the movie and TV industry sometimes have her dye her hair dark, because all Latina women have dark hair, yannow? Lets meet Sofia Vergara!

BBF – DANGER!!!!

Today’s BBF theme: Danger!

Danger comes in all shapes, sizes, and situations. Luckily for men, some of those shapes and sizes are rather appealing. Today’s BBF illustrates danger, size, and appeal from two perspectives.

First up, we have Ms. Jackie Guerrida. Ms. Guerrida is, obviously, a Latina of extraordinary charm and . . . ahem . . . assets. Latinas are, of course, known for their spicy temperaments and fiery tempers.

Ms. Guerrido was born and raised in San Juan, Puerto Rico. After “graduating” from high school, Guerrido was offered a job on a morning radio show called El Vacilon de la Mañana (“Good times in the morning”) by a producer who heard her doing a voice-over. Soon after, she received and accepted an offer from the radio station “Romance 106.7 FM” in Miami.

Guerrido settled down in Miami and she joined the HBC Radio Company, after working at “Romance” for a year. There she was given the opportunity to co-host a radio program with the duties of broadcasting news and traffic conditions. Eventually, she was given her own music show at Salsa 98.3 FM. She also landed a job in television as a traffic reporter for Telemundo Channel, working for both the radio and television at the same time. she moved with her family to the Bronx section of New York City.

Univision took notice of Guerrido and offered her a job as a weatherperson on the TV show Al Amanacer de Noticias 23 (“Morning News at Channel 23”). She studied meteorology at the University of Miami.

She is the mother of two teenagers, Thomas and Adieny. On April 19, 2008, Jackie married reggaeton singer Don Omar in Puerto Rico. Awwww, who cares? Here’s the gifted Ms. Gurrido:

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The second course on our list of danger today is Ms. Christina Hendricks. Some may remember Ms. Hendricks as Saffron on Firefly. She was batshit crazy, which as a redhead (admittedly, a bottle-redhead, but a redhead still) she’s entitled – hell, she’s EXPECTED – to be. She’s evidently on MadMen now (I don’t watch the show). Ms. Hendricks is a curvaceous lass. I chose her for two reasons: 1. She’s reflective of what real women look like, and 2. She’s really pretty, and 3. She’s got huge naturals. (Yeah, that’s three when I said there would be two. Get over it.)

One of the things I like about Ms. Hendricks is how aware she is of her remarkable physique.

I’m sorry I couldn’t bring more funny today. This is my first blog post ever, and I had performance anxiety. If I had to choose a way to enter blogging, though, my first choice would be through the pooter, and second would be ogling boobs.

UPDDATE:

Here are a few more of Ms. Henricks that I should have included: