BBF – DANGER!!!!

Today’s BBF theme: Danger!

Danger comes in all shapes, sizes, and situations. Luckily for men, some of those shapes and sizes are rather appealing. Today’s BBF illustrates danger, size, and appeal from two perspectives.

First up, we have Ms. Jackie Guerrida. Ms. Guerrida is, obviously, a Latina of extraordinary charm and . . . ahem . . . assets. Latinas are, of course, known for their spicy temperaments and fiery tempers.

Ms. Guerrido was born and raised in San Juan, Puerto Rico. After “graduating” from high school, Guerrido was offered a job on a morning radio show called El Vacilon de la Mañana (“Good times in the morning”) by a producer who heard her doing a voice-over. Soon after, she received and accepted an offer from the radio station “Romance 106.7 FM” in Miami.

Guerrido settled down in Miami and she joined the HBC Radio Company, after working at “Romance” for a year. There she was given the opportunity to co-host a radio program with the duties of broadcasting news and traffic conditions. Eventually, she was given her own music show at Salsa 98.3 FM. She also landed a job in television as a traffic reporter for Telemundo Channel, working for both the radio and television at the same time. she moved with her family to the Bronx section of New York City.

Univision took notice of Guerrido and offered her a job as a weatherperson on the TV show Al Amanacer de Noticias 23 (“Morning News at Channel 23”). She studied meteorology at the University of Miami.

She is the mother of two teenagers, Thomas and Adieny. On April 19, 2008, Jackie married reggaeton singer Don Omar in Puerto Rico. Awwww, who cares? Here’s the gifted Ms. Gurrido:

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The second course on our list of danger today is Ms. Christina Hendricks. Some may remember Ms. Hendricks as Saffron on Firefly. She was batshit crazy, which as a redhead (admittedly, a bottle-redhead, but a redhead still) she’s entitled – hell, she’s EXPECTED – to be. She’s evidently on MadMen now (I don’t watch the show). Ms. Hendricks is a curvaceous lass. I chose her for two reasons: 1. She’s reflective of what real women look like, and 2. She’s really pretty, and 3. She’s got huge naturals. (Yeah, that’s three when I said there would be two. Get over it.)

One of the things I like about Ms. Hendricks is how aware she is of her remarkable physique.

I’m sorry I couldn’t bring more funny today. This is my first blog post ever, and I had performance anxiety. If I had to choose a way to enter blogging, though, my first choice would be through the pooter, and second would be ogling boobs.

UPDDATE:

Here are a few more of Ms. Henricks that I should have included:

572 Comments

  1. Red Hair=gorgeous. Sharp elbows, minus 3.

  2. Sharp elbows, minus 3.

    Said the gayest man in America.

  3. Is it me, or did it just get really warm in here?

  4. Think you used enough dynamite pictures there, Butch Jazz?

  5. Said the gayest man in America.

    Says the man with a female-organ triangle for his avatar.

  6. And so ends my brief reign of terror (poat killed).

  7. I’ve never had a problem with — shall we say — finishing early.

    Ms. Hendricks could easily change that.

  8. Well, you’re out of the last stall in the mens room, Pup, so I’d have to say, “Yes!”

  9. I keed wif you LC. 🙂 Please don’t squash me like the back of bus detainee that I am.

    I’m off to be a productive member of society.

    Good poat Jazz! I give it a thumbs up, and a score of 95 cuz it’s got a great beat and it’s easy to dance to.

    Later.

  10. I have to work for a while, folks. BBIAB.

  11. Very Nice Jazz.

  12. I keed wif you LC. 🙂 Please don’t squash me like the back of bus detainee that I am.

    It’s cool, the avocado chip has grown on me.

  13. Performance anxiety? Here?

    Hint: When you’re casting pearls before swine, its ok to phone it in. Doubt me? Ask yourself how many times Kerry Marie has “graced a Friday with her slovenly appearance and her best “stalking a pizza” pose.

  14. No worries Cuffy. This place is kind of weird, posting-wise.

  15. Our Latin Lovely is just that. Lovely.

    But Christina. Oh…. My, my, my. I’ve long had the hots for her. She’s not some skinny little whelp you’ll break the first time you play with it.

    She’s truly built for comfort. And speed. Maybe Hollywood will start to notice that women with curves are appealing to men.

    Would you believe she’s a size 10?

  16. She was stalking a cheeseburger, IIRC.

  17. I kinda like my upgraded chip when I log in, too.

  18. Would you believe she’s a size 10?

    Yeah, I would. The twigs you see everywhere else are 4-6. I think they’re compensating. They can’t always become genuinely pretty, but they can be skinny.

  19. Oh. Oh my. My oh my.

    I thought I was putting this week’s BBF in good hands, but oh my oh my.

    Ms. Guerrida is quite a lovely lass. I am especially impressed with her choice of swimwear……

  20. Oddly enough, Wiser, I think she’d look better if she left just a little more to the imagination.

  21. Oddly enough, Wiser, I think she’d look better if she left just a little more to the imagination.

    Okay, you are not allowed to come anywhere near me tonight.

    fag.

  22. Wiser, half the fun of birthdays and Christmas is unwrapping the presents.

  23. Wiser, half the fun of birthdays and Christmas is unwrapping the presents.

    Not to mention fondling shaking while they are still wrapped so you can guess what’s in them.

  24. Wow. Leon has a point.

    And for once, it’s not the top of his head…

  25. Wow. Leon has a point.

    It happens now and again. Blind pigs and truffles and so on.

  26. I suspect Ms. Hendricks would shake quite nicely.

    Whodda thunk an asshole like Jazz had good taste in wimmens?

  27. I’m a retard, xbrad – not impotent.

  28. I suspect Ms. Hendricks would shake quite nicely.

    I’d pay a tidy sum to watch that.

  29. Speaking of BBF, it’s Lorraine Bracco’s birfday:

    http://tinyurl.com/ybbtunn

  30. Hah – xbrad, I looked at her and almost included her.

  31. Not a big fan of hers, but there’s nothing wrong with her that a martini or two wouldn’t fix.

  32. Not that pic, for sure. I saw some other attractive pics of her, though.

  33. Cuffers, I appreciate anyone willing to take on BBF (I’m more of a HHD girl). You done good.

  34. Holy Crap!

    Is Lauraw here? Her update on the Olympic post at Ace’s was hilarious. Oh, how I wish Rosetta was here to enjoy it.

    Big smooooooch to Lauraw.

  35. Good BBF poat! Now I have to go read lauraw’s poat brb

  36. Mare, Jazz did the BBF. Cuffy was gonna put up a poat to tide us over. But he got pushed down like the bitch he is. So he deleted it.

  37. After thinking about it, maybe cuffy’s entree into our not-so-select cl;ub should be conditioned on him bringing his trolls along.

  38. Cuffy’s the funny one, it’s his video. Did I not give him a hat tip and a link?

    *runs to check*

  39. you did lauraw. Ms Henricks Pakistani bf does have some cute curls

  40. My scrolling finger just cramped up.

  41. I AM SO WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!!!

    I was laughing too hard to check the hat tip, Lauraw

    Jazz, sorry about screwing up the BBF hat tip.

    I AM NOT DRUNK!

  42. I AM NOT DRUNK!

    And why the hell not?!

  43. Sohos, while I get my act together, would you please tell us about your leg?

  44. California quiz

    Do you know what happened 159 years ago this fall….back in 1850?

    California became a state.
    The people had no electricity.
    The state had no money.
    Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
    There were gunfights in the streets.

    So basically nothing has changed except the women had real boobs in 1850

    and the men didn’t hold hands.

  45. Yeah, how was the surgery sohos?

  46. I must still be in shock, shock I say, that a complete douche bag like Letterman would screw people who work for him.

    I might also be completely unnerved that Obama won’t be able to disperse Olympic money to his buddies.

    It could also be that I’m upset the world did not recognize the incredible sacrifice that Michelle Obama made to bring the Olympics to Chicago.

  47. PJ, that’s the most depressing assessment of CA I’ve read this week.

  48. PJM, your 2:00pm comment was most excellent!

  49. Question: If you’re conducting a job interview, and you say to a prospective employee “There’s a good chance I may try to have sex with you” and they take the job, do you pretty much get a pass?

  50. Jazz, sorry about screwing up the BBF hat tip.

    No worries, Mare. I’m a lawyer; I don’t have feelings!

  51. If you’re conducting a job interview, and you say to a prospective employee “There’s a good chance I may try to have sex with you” and they take the job, do you pretty much get a pass?

    I don’t know if you get one, but it sounds like you already made one.

  52. It went well. They put me under about noon yesterday and it took about an hour and a half. They took all the rods and screws out and wrapped it from toes to m is thigh. I change the bandages on Saturday afternoon and I go back to see Dr next Friday to see about weight bearing. I am stuck in the bed for the next couple of days and by Monday should be up and about using crutches. I am in pain and the anesthesia hasn’t worn off so I am DIZZY. I am also on painkillers.

  53. eeeesh. I’m sorry.

  54. “Nuff said”

    PJM is on a roll.

  55. Hang tough, Tiger. I know you hurt, but you’ll make it. We’re still praying for you.

  56. Sohos, I’m glad it went well. Does it feel differently.

  57. yeah, too bad it’s a jelly roll huh?

  58. That guy in that last picture needs to go away, he is distracting from the bonerific goodness that is the rest of the photos.

  59. Sosho:

    Good luck, and glad things went as well as they possible could

  60. Yeah Mare it hurts like HELL…hahahahaha

    Thanks xbrad!

  61. Those are great PJM….count walked by when I was laughing at the last one and he said it was an evil laugh

  62. Glad to hear all went well, sohos. You’ll be dancing the tango before you know it.

  63. sohos: no longer screwed … unlike the rest of us in Prez Curtain Hanger’s Amerikkka.

    Get well soon, ‘hito!

  64. wrapped it from toes to m is thigh.

    That should say: and wrapped it from my toes to mid thigh…I am still loopy yall

    Thanks everyone 🙂

  65. “yeah, too bad it’s a jelly roll huh?”

    hahahahahahaha…

  66. I am going to try to watch wolverine be back later

  67. give it a sec………….really cute

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bt9xBuGWgw

  68. Glad to see you back sOhOs.

    Have some cute: http://tinyurl.com/5glmtp

  69. That white (racist) parrot didn’t “bend over and shake its tailfeathers”. ParrotFAIL!

  70. HAHAHAHAHA…

    geraghty again: Brazil Waxes Chicago

  71. It’s sad when you can only shake it like a white boy huh? poor parrot

  72. ‘jever wonder what to call that strange feeling when you keep a peppermint in your cheek too long and it gets all bumpy and wrinkly like my scrote? /andyrooney

  73. Hi PJM!
    *waves like a retard*

  74. I have not felt your scrote, but I’ll take your word for it that that’s what it feels like.

    mmmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmm peppermint candy

    stupid obama song stuck in my head

  75. **flips PJ the finger**

  76. mmm mmm mmm … elderly. guy. scrotum. …. mmm mmm mmm

  77. “geraghty again: Brazil Waxes Chicago”

    I’m enjoying the news so much this morning.

    Hey, Obama, they’re just not that into you!

  78. PJM, very nice picture series.

    Cracked me up pretty good.

  79. It should be a post.

  80. Hey, I made it! Only white-knuckled the last 15 miles on the Pennsy Turnpike!

  81. Isn’t Obama a lawyer? I thought all lawyers know that you never ask a question when you don’t know the answer.

    He’s a complete frickin amateur.

  82. “It should be a post.”

    Yes.

    Even though it said, “nuff said,” I think there is a lot to say about the pussification of men and how Obama is an example of that. Especially with regard to his leadership.

  83. oh, thanks for the Ace vid link, lauraw. After my humiliating debut as a for-realsies hostage poater, it went a long way in assuaging my trauma. {balls back up into fetal position at bottom of shower}

  84. Glad you made it safe and sound, MCPO!

  85. I didn’t want to push BBF down, cuz I’m nice like that. 4 realz

  86. *leaves pint of Haagen Dazs & a big spoon outside shower door*

    *sneaks a peek*

  87. I tell you, this day is full of too many good things.

  88. this is gonna be great!

    /flounder

  89. Peej, please check your mail?

  90. **flips PJ the finger**

    don’t you mean flips the bird?

    I’m sorry, I’d love to go, but it just ain’t working out.

  91. PJM – I need a taxi – come and get me from the bar around 10, woodja?

  92. I’m looking forward to a big marital test tomorrow. We’re going to Knoxville for the big Auburn-Tenn. game — she’s a Vol fan and I was raised in an Auburn house.

    {inner monologue} War Eagle, woman! Now get in there and make me a pie!
    {outer supplication} whistles Rocky Top.

  93. Hey, could be worse cuffster. She coulda gradumated over there in Tuscaloosa.

    I think the thing to do is hum the fight song whenever you boink her.

  94. I think the thing to do is hum the fight song whenever you boink her.

    Goin’ Down On Old Rocky Top … there has to be a porno with this title. Probably ghey, though. It is Tennessee after all.

    Go Dawgs!!!

  95. Mom went to ‘Bama (at Tuscaloosa).

    Dad went to Auburn.

    They were happily married 364 days a year.

  96. My dad gradumated from Auburn in 1960. That’s where he met mom. His best friend at Auburn married a gal from Alabama too, same deal. At the game they would sit on opposite sides of the field.

  97. Asshole baby — http://imgur.com/Qe0We.jpg

  98. Damn gingers. Should be slapped.

  99. Dad graduated there in ’63.

    MOM!!! ARE DAVE AND I HALF-BROTHERS?!?

  100. Mom always liked me best.

  101. Asshole baby

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Holy carp – that’s funny. If you could only see my house…. My gf’s son… hahahahahahahahahahah!

  102. “Asshole baby — http://imgur.com/Qe0We.jpg

    hahahahahahahaaha…Mesa!

    *I’m really sorry about your kitty, Mesa.

  103. Dave, I hate to break it to you, but Mom hated you.

    Sure, she liked you best. But she still hated you.

  104. DAAAD!!! MOM’S CHAINED DAVE TO THE PUNSHIMENT STUMP AGAIN!!!

  105. Cuffy, let us know when she unchains him. That’s when we start to complain.

  106. whaaaaat?

    YOU LIE

  107. While I chortle at Obama’s embarrassing loss in Copenhagen, this is what his hubris yielded.

    http://tinyurl.com/yd2opbk

  108. Mesa I have been meaning to tell you I am so sorry about Chuck.

  109. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=4557

    Dave?

  110. I love that website. I was in Walmart with the kids one day and it was after my surgery and I had to ride on their riding cart to buy Tommie’s Tent and I was looking around and realized THAT day I was the freak….hahahahahaha

  111. Drive time. Have a good night, ya’ll. Maybe I’ll see ya’ll later.

  112. Glad to see/hear you’re doing alright, sohos. How soon before you can have a beer?

  113. How soon before you can have a beer sex?

    Count wanted to know.

  114. Sohos no boogying, but enjoy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXlF6waTUKE

  115. as soon as the pain is manageable without pills

  116. good night Jazz

  117. as soon as the pain is manageable without pills

    So…..

    No surprise buttsecks for the foreseeable future.

  118. C’MON!!!! I wash my oxycontins down with beers, wine or vodski, isn’t that the best way?
    I think so.

  119. The surprise buttsex happened while she was still under the anesthesia.

  120. Re: the anesthesia jab. Guys joke about that crap, but I bet it’s a pretty big fear for women, especially where a male doctor is concerned. Am I wrong?

  121. I don’t think I’ve ever thought of that, Compos, but now you’re creeping me out. WTF is wrong with you? Watch too many Polanski movies?

  122. Shit I just came off the anesthesia…it sucked being on it and being awake. It has been the most awful feeling

  123. WTF is wrong with you?

    Dude, chill. I just thought of it myself. Women have a lot of fears that men simply don’t have.

    I know what you mean, sohos. It depends on what they used. I’ve come out of most without too much issue. But once I had a helluva time shaking the fog.

  124. So, when the hot nurse was cutting my clothes off, and she got the shorts out of the way, I asked, ‘if I’m paralyzed how come my dick is still movin?’ of course she looked, I laughed and said, ‘figured you’d check it out’
    hahahahaha

  125. Yeah I talked to the nurse and she said that it can take up to 24 hrs or more to get out of your system. I puked and sweated and nearly fainted several times. I have never felt worse

  126. “I have never felt worse”

    Shoot, Sohos, that stinks.

  127. >> Am I wrong?

    Not if I’m in the OR.

  128. My anesthesiologist was this beautiful, young Asian woman. She spoke like a valley girl, she looked about 15, and stayed by my side the entire time so I had no fear being under.

  129. Pobrecita.

  130. I’ve been coming out of it for the last few hours, even Count just said I looked wide awake for someone who has been feeling near dead since yesterday

  131. xbrad, what are you doing to shim? Never mind, I don’t want to know.

    http://tinyurl.com/y8u35rm

    Not if I’m in the OR.

    haha! Sicko.

  132. Some people take general anesthesia pretty hard (I’m one of em, another is my youngest daughter). Bad nausea, disorientation and dizziness. It sucks.

    Sorry for that Sohos.

    Course, some people also get damned silly with anesthesia. I know you will find this hard to believe, but I’m one of them too. Last time they were wheeling me down the hall, I was making race car sounds.

  133. hahahahaha Thats great! I was also on morphine…icky combo

  134. Last time they were wheeling me down the hall At last weekend’s budget meeting, I was making race car sounds.

    fixt.

  135. What ya got there, Dave?

    http://tinyurl.com/yc2vhbm

  136. SOHO!!!

    Glad to see you breathing!

    Will you walk too? Or will that take another few days…(I know the pain needs to go away..)

  137. My nose isn’t quite that big.

    And Shim, one of the interesting things I learned in the Army was that an unexplained erection was a good indicator of a spinal injury.

  138. So what you’re saying is that Bill Clinton was actually a quadraplegic?

  139. one of the interesting things I learned in the Army was that an unexplained erection was a good indicator of a spinal injury.

    So that was the excuse you used when you got a stiffie in the barracks shower, eh? I hurt my back during PT. Honest.

    Phffffththbbt!

  140. Well, in my youth, I was a walking hardon. I got horny at the crack of dawn. BTW, Dawn didn’t think it was funny when I said that while she was sitting on my lap.

  141. Rule #2 – if a man is limp, he’s dead.

  142. Uh oh. Just popped my first beer. Nothing good can come of this.

  143. Are there any Brazilian type cocktails we can celebrate with… I am starting with a vodka/w Roses Lime Juice and soda.. 2 Indians dead..

  144. Wouldn’t rum be the drink of choice to celebrate Rio?

  145. on crutches for now…

  146. X are you saying I have a spinal injury nightly? What the Fuck? Who the hell put me back together?

  147. >> Wouldn’t rum be the drink of choice to celebrate Rio?

    They’re favorite liquor is a vodka like thing called “penga”. Mix em up in caipahrinas all the time (don’t ask me how that’s spelled). Lots of lime juice and sugar with penga or vodka. Very tasty.

  148. Soho,

    What can I get you? Pillows, a book, Hump day Hunk pictures.. a drink? Chips and salsa..name it!

  149. Congrats SoHoS. Glad you’re on the mend.

  150. no longer screwed … unlike the rest of us in Prez Curtain Hanger’s Amerikkka.

    Ass-potatoes, BEWARE TEH ONE!!!!1!!!Eleventy!!!

  151. So when my wife says she has a ” headache”, I can say “get over it, woman” because my back is killing me?

  152. Shim, if you DO have a spinal injury, I’m not going to diagnose it. Check with Cuffy. He’s the rocket scientist.

  153. Check with Cuffy. He’s the rocket scientist.

    Romy is sooooo putting mayo on yer sandwich for that.

  154. “His name is Dio! Ronnie James Dio!”

  155. Xbrad, I’ve been stapled, tied and screwed back together. The finest technology workmans comp could buy.

  156. I taint no rocket surgeon! I’m a rocket surgeon manager enabler.

  157. I wouldn’t wish checkin’ Shim’s junk on Romy. She may be the real rocket surgeon here, but I don’t wanna chase her away.

  158. Catman? What the hell did you do to Sox? He’s glowing in the dark!

  159. The suckage was strong in that video, Cuffy.

  160. Awww Brad, I’m pretty.

  161. Quit eating genetically engineered mice, Sox..

  162. Pretty what? Pretty ugly? Pretty fucked up? Pretty sure you’re an escaped con? Pretty much a ‘mo?

  163. The suckage was strong in that video, Cuffy.

    You mean someone’s shitty homemade overdub on a cheezy Duran Duran video sucked? Unpossible!

  164. You mean someone’s shitty homemade overdub on a cheezy Duran Duran video sucked? Unpossible!

    I see a lot of being pushed down like a fat girl in your future here, cuffy.

  165. I thought the video was fine. But then, I had the volume turned down. I was just checkin’ the chicks in swimsuits.

  166. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrzU1a64hY&feature=related

    Better Rio than the last.. Cover by Bare Naked Ladies..

  167. What is penga, a brand name? Caipirinhas are made with cachaca, Brazil’s national liquor.

  168. Pretty, you know, pretty-like that guy you were hugging up on in the POL pic.

  169. Gotta run. Meeting Wiserbud for a late lunch.

  170. xbrad will be having the Cream of Sumyungi and wiser will be having twice-baked ass potato.

  171. Off to get pizza and beers, have fun hostage meeters
    Remember:
    http://tinyurl.com/yfq8ft2/

  172. BBL, Need more Indian Ammo..

  173. I always think that guy from BNL is Jonah Goldberg. PunditFAIL!

  174. http://tinyurl.com/y9pnrpz

  175. My ears itch. Who’s been talking about me?

  176. Sorry if this was poated before, but it bears re-watching.

  177. romy, xbrad said I was a rocket scientist like you, and we laughed and laughed and laughed at my glaring inadequacies. No worries!

  178. Cuffy, good job with the Olympics rejection video at Ace’s. I laughed out loud then had to explain it to my son.

  179. “Olympics rejection video”

    where is this?

  180. Maybe Rosie will start using that instead of the truck-in-the-river fail video (that’s where I swiped the audio from).

    Side note: my brothers used that Price is Right tune incessantly growing up as a torture device. “Bom-bom-de-dummm!” {pushes Cuffy in the mud}

  181. Hi friends. Today we received FIVE (count em’…5!!!) beautiful flower arrangements from “The Hostages”.

    I thank you all from the bottom of my heart. Tomorrow is our special celebration day for Maximus and our house looks (and smells) wonderful.

    I don’t know how I got to be so lucky to have hooked up with all of you people but you have all made a difficult time more bearable.

    Thank you and I love all of you.

    Also, the Bonzai tree KICKS ASS!!!!

  182. Hahaha, thanks Roamy.

  183. I speak his name and he appears! Great to see you, Rosetta & hang in there, buddy. Thinking of you.

  184. What did we say on the card, PA?

  185. Hey Rosie!

    *kisses Roselita on the nekkid head*

    Give Mrs. Rosie a squish from all of us.

  186. It’s name is Buckaroo Bonsai. You can call him “Bucky”.

    We will all be there with you in spirit(s) tomorrow. Much love to you and your Family.

  187. “What did we say on the card, PA?”

    We said “What the fuck is this shit?”

    Seriously, even though Pupster had a good suggestion, In the interest of space, we just said “With Love From The Hostages”

  188. Sometime soon, I’ll email Ricola all the suggestions for what to put on the card. All of them were beautiful. Except Pupster’s.

  189. *bear hugs Rosie*

  190. Thank you guys. I have a big Buddah on our front table and Bucky looks real good there next to him. That is until Mrs. Rosetta moves it because she thinks my placement of knick-knacks is teh suck.

    LEAVE BUCKY ALONE!!1!

  191. Also, “what the fuck is this shit” would have been acceptable.

    Hahaha.

  192. “Hahaha.”

    You were correct, Pupster.

  193. i thank You God for most this amazing
    day:for the leaping greenly spirits of trees
    and a blue true dream of sky;and for everything
    which is natural which is infinite which is yes

    (i who have died am alive again today,
    and this is the sun’s birthday;this is the birth
    day of life and love and wings:and of the gay
    great happening illimitably earth)

    how should tasting touching hearing seeing
    breathing any-lifted from the no
    of all nothing-human merely being
    doubt unimaginable You?

    (now the ears of my ears awake and
    now the eyes of my eyes are opened)

    ee cummings

  194. ^ that was one of the beautiful ones

  195. I’m not a huge poetry fan, but there’s something about ee cummings’ that just talk to me.

  196. This was BiW’s
    “The tears at his passing will never douse the light of blessing he lit in your hearts, and they will never wash away the joyous memory of your brief time here with him. Both will be an abiding comfort until you see him again in a place where no shadows fall.”

  197. because she thinks my placement of knick-knacks is teh suck.

    Then you must adorn it with ornaments. Hallmark, string your own popcorn, beer tabs, salt packets……

  198. Make a new thread PA w/ these. Please.

    I’m headed out for astronomy, but I’ll be back later.

  199. “With Love From The Hostages”

    Perfect!

  200. where no shadows fall

    I don’t like the shadows.

    I like to think of all of our Baby Jesuses, that couldn’t stay for long, sitting together in the glorious light, laughing and laughing.

  201. “That is until Mrs. Rosetta moves it because she thinks my placement of knick-knacks is teh suck.”

    Unless they are gay, men do not get proper Knick-knack placement.

  202. Mare, I’m disappointed. You didn’t tackle him.

  203. I don’t like the shadows.

    Me either. They always recruit jackasses like Mr. Morden.

  204. Who is Morden and should I care?

  205. I was too slow, PattyAnn. He left before I could. DAMN IT!!!!!

  206. I found this today and am sending it to Rosie:
    “I said a prayer of sympathy to the good Lord up above,
    To ask Him to console you and comfort you with love.
    I prayed for help to understand the wisdom of His ways,
    To trust that life is measured by love and not by days
    I prayed He’d hold your loved one in the hollow of His hand,
    Filled with perfect peace and joy according to His plan.
    Until that promised day when both of you will be
    Together in His warm embrace throughout eternity.

    emphasis mine.
    Though I liked BiW’s, too.

  207. Even though he was here for a couple of comments he made me laugh.

    I can’t wait until he feels he can stay and play.

  208. “To trust that life is measured by love and not by days”

    I believe that. It’s condensed but intensified. I also believe being a parent is measured that way too.

  209. Who is Morden and should I care?

    Its a Babylon 5 reference, ya philistine.

  210. I’m at zero Indians. Off to pour a glass and catch up. BRB.

  211. So right, Mare.

    Rosie and family, I hope you have a fantastic celebration for Max and that the smiles crowd out the tears. Love and prayers.

  212. I am at 4 viccodins

  213. Lindsey Graham is a hack and needs to come out of the closet.

    AND SHUT IS RINO PIEHOLE!

    I think we really have a chance in 2012. If, and only if we nominate a conservative. I’m worried the republican party hacks like ass licker Graham and that douche bag McCain will run us off the rails.

  214. “I am at 4 viccodins”

    Is that a particular indian tribe?

  215. I have a trip the third week of October. In a misguided attempt to lose weight, I stopped drinking 2 weeks ago. Not one glass of wine. I’m hoping to lose a few. Thank goodness I don’t like to drink when I’m bummed. I only like to drink when I’m happy (which is 99.9% of the time). This would have been a tough week otherwise.

  216. I am at 4 viccodins.

    Perhaps So should be graded on the “Russians” scale now…

  217. Oh, Viccodin makes me sick. Yuck.

    Mare, do what I do . Skip dinner.

    A couple glasses of wine is definitely worth the sacrifice.

  218. hehe…commie?

  219. Yo Jazz,

    I know some of the fagz have advocated that you put more clothing on today’s specimen (specimins?), I would kinda like to see less. Other than that, you done good. Especially the freakin Puerto Rican.

  220. hehe…commie link?

  221. I gotta go get a weight work out in before I start in on teh boooooz. I promised myself all day that I would. I’ll be back in a couple and you sumbitches better have been laughworthy in my absence.

  222. Funny you should say that Carin, I don’t like to eat dinner unless it’s “out.” Really. To be honest, I would rather have a couple of wines and an appetizer.

  223. 0 indians here. I have to go pick up my daughter at her Girl Scouts singalong/smore-roast, but the second I get back, I’m heading straight for the rocket fuel.

    Watch those Vicodins, sohos. They’re sneaky little bastards.

  224. Today’s my workout day off. YEA!

    And, if I don’t like dinner, I’m perfectly content to skip it.

  225. I hate them. I will only take them for about 5 days is all.

  226. TBoM, when did you change your site? It’s excellent. I’m ticked I’ve missed it.

    *poor Bo Bo, he’s a goner.

  227. Guess how ghey I am…

  228. After my kidney donation, they gave me vicodin. It made me feel worst, so I just took handfuls of tylenol.

    Of course, I was on Morphine (drip) for the first 5 days. They screwed it up, and I was hacked to pieces.

  229. This gay?.

  230. Again –

    this ghey?

    (something ate my poat.)

  231. hm..hm…that ain’t TBOM’s site 🙂 Just wanted to serve up a tasty commie if you follow the comment links

  232. Some people donate their kidney and are home the next day.

    I wasn’t that person.

  233. Damn, that’s got to be the gheyest thing on the Interwebs.

  234. Hey. It’s the bestest Andy.

    A classic.

    That and tub girl.

  235. this ghey?

    Ummm, NO.

    Here’s how ghey. I’m at Bed Bath & Beyond (ghey, right there), picking up some crap for our finally finished bathroom remodels. I hear some music. I stop at the little CD kiosk sampler thingie and listen a while, punching the “France: Music & Cuisine for Dinner With a Theme” button. Start digging the accordians.

    I bought the CD.

    Anyway, not bad. Here’s one of the tunes:

    http://tinyurl.com/ycbh52g

    I have no idea what this French whore is singing about. I think it’s about helping the Nazis.

    Anyway, that ghey.

  236. I have been 99% wrong today. It might be my lack of drinking. The only thing I’ve gotten right is Graham is an ass licker and McCain needs to STFU and go away.

  237. Cuffy, this’ll get you in the right frame of mind for your trip to Knoxville:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs4y5si8DGs

  238. “I have no idea what this French whore is singing about.”

    hahahahahahaha

  239. W!T!F!!!!!????

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAUkt4Qt-bU

  240. Cuffy, are you 80 years old?

  241. Andy, that is my FAVORITE CDB song. I can karaoke the fuck outta it.

  242. I can’t even watch that story, sohos.

    Wait. Pass me a vicodin. I’ll give it another try.

  243. Comment by sohos on October 2, 2009 7:59 pm

    W!T!F!!!!!????

    Man, that is fucking sick. .

  244. I mean how does that even happen?

  245. are you 80 years old?

    A feller likes a little accordian and the occasional autoharp. AGEIST!

  246. Cuffy was in the French Resistance during WWII, hence his musical links.

  247. And I am 75 years old that’s why I use the term “hence.”

  248. The crow flies at midnight. Repeat, mon amis. The crow flies at midnight.

  249. Music from this centruy .

  250. Something keeps eating my comments.

    Music from this century. And not ghey.

  251. “The crow flies at midnight.”

    *my response

    the cheese smells funny

  252. Lead singer’s hair is certainly not ghey.

  253. Way to go, Carin. You just bombed Marseilles. {golf clap}

  254. It’s a wig.

    He always wears freaky (ugly) wigs when he sings with APC.

  255. That was Mare.

    MAAARRREEE!!! [shakes fist at sky]

  256. Oooof, I meant Mare. Mare bombed Marseilles. Merci!

  257. I don’t know how appropriate this is, and I don’t mean any offense by this if it is not appreciated in the spirit in which it is offered, but tomorrow (Saipan’s Sunday) a mass will be offered for Maximus Nathaniel.

  258. Pas du tout.

  259. I think it’s appropriate, Americano.

    Well done!

  260. I think so, too, Americano, and I wish I had thought of the same.

  261. I think it’s really amazing that prayers and friendships can span the globe (to Saipan, no less). I’m sure Rosie appreciates it, ‘cano.

  262. I miss Rosetta. He has a big personality and an even bigger heart.

  263. Don’t know Rosetta, or had the pleasure of interacting with him, but as a father of three boys his post the other night really touched me in a profound way. Every word he posted put a stranglehold on my heart. I’ve thought about him and his wife quite frequently since then. I hope they are doing good and my heart and my prayers go out to him and his family.

  264. How is the Typhoon treatin ya ‘cano?

  265. I miss Rosetta. He has a big personality and an even bigger heart.

    Me too mare, but that big heart is flayed open. :o(

  266. Meh…that was a sad face.

    Stoopid smilies.

  267. “but that big heart is flayed open.”

    Yes.

  268. It was nice to see him pop into the thread today. And being a new detainee here, I was really moved to see him mention all the flowers you Hostages send. You folks really are good humans with good souls.

  269. Hello Cyn, nice to see ya’

  270. Back at ya Blazer.

    Now STFU and get me a sammich. It’s dinner time here and I’m hungry. And I’m thirsty too. Hop to it!

  271. “a mass will be offered for Maximus Nathaniel.”

    well done, ‘cano. I am going to put a little extra something in for Max at mass on Sunday.

  272. Damn it smells like ass in here….oh hi Rich

  273. Tbom- a skunk smells his hole first.

  274. Hey TBOM, do you have a new site? I used to lurk at your place daily. I fondly recall days of C & P your stuff into emails I sent. I was a hit!

  275. No prob Cyn, I’ll get you that sammitch and beer. I assume I’ll be bringing it to you when your nude. Otherwise the deals off.

  276. Crap, I forgot to send PA some cash. FUCK SALT!!!

  277. Can’t you see from my avatar how I’m dressed? Do you think I get gussied up like that unless I have a show? No. It’s coconuts and grass skirts or nuthin.

  278. Hey TBOM, do you have a new site? I used to lurk at your place daily. I fondly recall days of C & P your stuff into emails I sent. I was a hit!

    I didn’t realize anyone actually read that shit

  279. Getting breezy and rainy, but it appears to be heading North nicely. Looks like we will dodge another one. No diving this weekend, but at least I get to eat more spaghettios.

  280. I didn’t realize anyone actually read that shit
    Yup. And I read it during work hours so it was like I was getting PAID to read your stuff. Good times.

  281. And yes, I did buy more Spam this morning. It was promptly put in the “spam cupboard” where it will remain for the next renters of this apartment.

  282. Gotta go. Have a good weekend everyone, except you Tbom. I hope you and your spastic colon has an explosive time.

  283. {{begins to tap foot, waiting impatiently for Blazer to bring me food and drink}}

  284. Alright, back from the campfire and ghost stories. Now for the indians…

  285. “Can’t you see from my avatar how I’m dressed? Do you think I get gussied up like that unless I have a show? No. It’s coconuts and grass skirts or nuthin.”

    Grass skirt aside, I’ll bet your going commando underneath. I thought i smelt the distinct aroma of limburger.

    : )

  286. “{{begins to tap foot, waiting impatiently for Blazer to bring me food and drink}}”

    If thats a stompy boot tapping, then I’m on it like peanut butter on jelly.

  287. so I should assume from the comments that Cano WASN’T washed away?

  288. “but that big heart is flayed open.”

    and that tears my heart into a thousand pieces.

  289. limburger??!!??

    Ha! Now I refuse to tell you explicitly and oh so very slowly the type of my evening wear tonight, its color, and the size of the spool of thread it took to make it.

  290. Someone at Ace’s just linked this pic of crestfallen O-bots. Delicious:

    http://tinyurl.com/ycscmab

  291. Cuffy: they’re all making the “O” bama face.

  292. Any hurricane party’s planed? Is there such a thing as a typhoon party

  293. I for one am happy Rio got the games. Hot Brazillian chicks might make the Olympics watchable again!! I mean, come on people!

    http://withleather.uproxx.com/2008/08/synchronized-swimming-brazilian-twins

  294. Blazer, that is a red hot rant you be spewing at Ace’s in the Toomey thread. Okay, I’ll say it: En Fuego!

    {{back later; seriously must eat before I fall over}}

  295. Most people I know are either in a hotel getting drunk or at their home/apartment. Getting drunk.

  296. “Cuffy: they’re all making the “O” bama face.”

    Thats not an O-face, thats a cock face.

  297. My fave is the guy that is eating his phone in disbelief.

  298. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-L0NpaErkk

    h/t Willy Jones at Ace’s

  299. >> Unless they are gay, men do not get proper Knick-knack placement.

    In a box. In the attic.

    And I’m not even gay.

  300. “And I’m not even gay.”
    Comment by daveintexas on October 2, 2009 9:17 pm

    Keep telling yourself that and eventually it will come true. : )

  301. All you ametuers try drinking milk before or with the viccodin. For the rest of you try hard licker.

  302. I was always a bourbon and vicodin guy myself. But I switched to vodka.

    Martini, 2 olives, 3 pills.

  303. Why was “Copenhagen” written on the t-shirt? Because Obama went there? Shouldn’t it just be Chicago Olympics 2016? I obviously know it was announced there but…it doesn’t make sense to me.

  304. Now 5 beers and a duragesic patch while using a hottub and letting all the juice flow at once, THAT my friends is some fun shit.mmmmuuuussshhhhhhhhhh.

  305. Shim…you don’t happen to own a trailer in Nevada do you?

  306. Balls on your nose, TBoM

  307. Shep pronounces it ” Copen-Hoggin”. Thank god this Chicago Olympics business is done, I was so tired of hearing that.

    Thanks to Shep, I pictured that being Danish for “Don’t hog the cock”

  308. Why was “Copenhagen” written on the t-shirt? Because Obama went there? Shouldn’t it just be Chicago Olympics 2016? I obviously know it was announced there but…it doesn’t make sense to me.

    Mare…USOC sponsorship ya dummy

  309. “Mare…USOC sponsorship ya dummy”

    I always forget to “follow the money.”

  310. Re the Brazilian twins:

    I think it was Kevlarchick it IB who remarked about one of those pictures: “The only time I got that close to my sister was to fart on her.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I almost fell out of my chair.

  311. Or maybe it was PJ here. I forget.

  312. Here’s a peek at Michael’s secret porn stash

  313. >>>”Copen-Hoggin”

    Erm, I’ve been there, and that’s actually the correct pronunciation.

  314. Wow, the Olympics are sponsored by Big Snuff. Who knew?

  315. “Erm, I’ve been there, and that’s actually the correct pronunciation.”

    Not if your a redneck that actually chews that shit.

  316. Here’s a pretty funny take on O!,O!, and the Arms “takin’ no prisoners” in Kopen-Hoggin:
    http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/2009/10/youre-not-in-chicago-anymore-barry.html

    Enjoy!

  317. They said it funny to you Michael because they could tell you’re a knob.

  318. I didn’t know they grew tobacco in Denmark…

  319. Erm, I was in Denmark during the Schleiswig-Holstein Question. I knew the Schleiswig-Holstein Questioners. You, sir, are no Schleiswig-Holsteiner.

  320. Re twins. OMG, they are hot. Damn you Obama for not bringing them to America.

  321. Schleiswig-Holstein Question! Man, you’re a lot older than you seem on paperthe intertubes!

  322. Wonder how Michelle Worf Obama is going to make a living several years hence now that their grand plans for Chicago and the Olympics fell through and hence her construction company ties won’t be as lucrative as they no doubt would have been had all the Olympic building projects magically found their way to her company?

  323. I enjoy accordians & autoharps, Bob.

  324. Damn…Sox is a freakin’ PIMP

  325. You will note I was able to use hence twice and I’m not even 75 yet … close but not yet.

  326. ‘Sup, Rump Rangers?

  327. >>>You, sir, are no Schleiswig-Holsteiner.

    True, true, but I know how to spell Schleswig.

    At least you got Holstein right.

  328. 6 Indians and I missed most of the new Stargate!!

  329. Dayummm … go Sox!

  330. (I knew Michael would spot the typo)

  331. How’s the trip, Chief?

  332. Michelle Obama’s reaction to the failed Olympics bid.

  333. I really just love the obamas getting shamed like that

  334. 6 Indians and I missed most of the new Stargate!!

    L to R

    Life, MCPO

  335. Clint – Good beer, Old pals and “REAL” bread!

  336. >>>(I knew Michael would spot the typo)

    Great recovery there Gomer.

    *Michael does happy dance around Cuffy’s broken and humiliated ego*

  337. Sohita – How ya feelin, hon?

  338. (I knew Michael would dance around my ego)

  339. “Real bread?”

    Sourdough? Salt Risin’?

  340. Clint – Italian -crusty on the outside and soft on the indside. Fucking Germans in PA all like their bread mushy!

  341. Hurting but its not too horrendous

  342. Sohitas – It another step in your healing process, and hopefully, a big step! {{{HUG}}}

  343. >>>(I knew Michael would dance around my ego)

    YOU DID NOT! YOU’RE MAKIN’ SHIT UP!!!

    Not that I care.

    I am not even slightly annoyed. It would be beneath me.

  344. Erm, Schleiswig-Holsteiners invented mushy bread as a way to offend Teutons.

  345. Okay, this is just wrong.

    http://disrespectful.ytmnd.com/

  346. I knew Michael wanted Cuffy beneath him.

  347. >>>Schleiswig-Holsteiners invented mushy bread as a way to offend Teutons.

    *sniff*

    We did not even notice.

  348. Can it be? Have some of our party’s “leaders” actually started to wake up and grope for their balls and maybe even find them every now and again?

  349. omg the kid on 20/20 is making me so sad. He has albinism and his twin brother is black and plays sports and he said his love life is harsh b/c girls dont find him attractive…broke my heart

  350. Blaze it was wrong and you’re going to hell!!!11ty!!

    Yah, I laughed at it…see you there.

  351. I ‘m watching Forrest Gump. One of my favorite movies.

  352. I watched that the other day Cyn I love it

  353. Gump? One of the royal houses of the duchy of Schleiswig. True story.

  354. Watching the same thing, sohos. Very sad.

  355. Andy its so brutal.
    I am going to bed good night yall

  356. I love Forrest Gump.Due to my luck with women, I’ve always considered myself a shrimp-boat capun.

  357. Happy Vicodin Dreams Sohos!! Dreams of Rainbows and Cotton Candy!

  358. ‘Night sohita.

  359. Shrimp-boat capun? You must be llllllooooooaaaddddeeeeddd {okay think Ron White saying that}

    How YOU doin’

  360. Wow. I just noticed that the Gump movie was on Spike TV. You guys ever watch MANswers? Funny stuff.

  361. My buddy’s twin bro is a shrimp boat captain, do you think I get any free shrimp?
    Hells no!

  362. “and they haaaaaaaaate my guuuuuuuts”

  363. “Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don’t have to worry about money no more. And I said, that’s good! One less thing.”

    Love that movie.

  364. Except when my buddy invites me over for dinner, then I get free shrimp

  365. Damn, sohos went to bed just in time. Now they’re talking about Tanzania, where people with albinism are being killed because of some voodoo shit that uses their bones and other body parts. Shit!

  366. Stooopid is Forever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gxKStPXyn8

  367. I break the poat?

  368. This is dedicated to Cyn.

  369. Need a new poat. This one’s got to be taking a half day or so to load over the Chief’s 300 baud modem.

  370. Here’s something from what I was playing on my drive today!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOuBQcrJD5g

    Vinyl Rulez!

  371. MCPO’s mistress

  372. TBOM – Isn’t that the crazy Tejas judge that was impeached?

    She’s Teh Hawt!

  373. Big road trip in the AM, night all.

  374. Coupla ibuprofen and the hay wil be hit here 2!

  375. TBOM – Isn’t that the crazy Tejas judge that was impeached?

    She’s Teh Hawt!

    “In the case of the State of Nevada versus The Hostages on the charges of pron distribution and government subversion this court finds the defendant’s……oh look! Pie!”

  376. waaaay too young to be MCPO’s mistress.

  377. “Comment by TBOM on October 2, 2009 10:42 pm

    MCPO’s mistress”

    Gottdam, to be that hovaround seat would be pure heaven. Like being smothered in a girdle and old lady smell.

  378. ‘Night Cuffy. Have fun … hard to beat SEC football Saturdays.

  379. ‘Cano – Super Typhoon headed towards Nippon. There go Honda prices!!

  380. This is prolly more in MCPO’s wheelhouse:

  381. Thanks for the dedication. I likes me some weiners and wine anytime.

  382. Safe travels Cuffy.

  383. TYPHOON (TY) 20W (MELOR) LOCATED APPROXIMATELY 115 NM EAST OF
    SAIPAN, HAS TRACKED WESTWARD AT 10 KNOTS OVER THE PAST SIX HOURS.
    RECENT ANIMATED MULTISPECTRAL IMAGERY SHOWS A WELL-DEFINED EYE.
    IMPROVED CONVECTIVE STRUCTURE IS EVIDENT IN A 022155Z SSMIS MICRO-
    WAVE IMAGE THAT SHOWS A SOLID RING OF DEEP CONVECTION SURROUNDED BY BANDS OF CONVECTION THAT WRAP TIGHTLY INTO THE LOW LEVEL CIRCULATION CENTER FROM THE SOUTHWEST AND WEST. DVORAK SATELLITE INTENSITIES FROM KNES, PGTW AND RJTD ALL ESTIMATE THE SYSTEM AT 6.0 (115 KNOTS).

    MAXIMUM SIGNIFICANT WAVE HEIGHT AT 030000Z IS 33 FEET.

  384. >> girls dont find him attractive…broke my heart

    Girls don’t find me attractive either. It breaks my heart.

  385. So I have that going for me.

  386. “Thanks for the dedication. I likes me some weiners and wine anytime.”

    If you kike weiners and wine then you can have some of mine.

  387. ‘cano, you don’t see a bunch of surfer dudes with masks of ex-presidents hanging around the beach, do you?

  388. And for Jazz if you’re lurking, the hubby likes your BBF choices, especially the ginger.

    Why is he telling me this as he’s dipping his manlyness in a glass of Gewürztraminer?

  389. Blazer,

    “Kosher dogs” are acceptable. “Kike weiners” is unacceptable, even here.

  390. “If you kike weiners and wine then you can have some of mine.”

    Okay, that was supposed to be like. Whos running this server Achmadinijad ?

  391. Cyn’s gonna get lucky!!

  392. I did buy a powerball ticket today!

  393. Kosher hotdogs are just like normal hotdogs. It’s just that they have some of the casing removed.

  394. G’night ya bag-O-hammers!

    ‘Cano – Good luck, my man!

  395. Thanks, MCPO. Sleep well, and dream of old, wrinkly hags.

  396. Night Chief. And for godssakes, stay away from the hoveround wimmynz!

  397. Wonder if the mafia union bosses in Chi-town are gonna put a hit out on the O for not hooking them up with some of that sweet, sweet, Olympic Village Construction Money. In that Darwinian enviornment known as Chi-town graft and payola, you either produce or you sleep with the fishes. At least that’s how it is in the movies.

  398. 33′!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    that don’ seem right for 115 kts

  399. It’s the pacific. The calmer Ocean (Tm)

  400. Typhoon Cano, coming at ya

  401. Wow. Talk about incoming!

  402. TBOM, that’s about right.

  403. hang on, and put some water wings on! ‘cano

  404. Whos running this server Achmadinijad ?

    It is running pretty slow here. Is that cuz there’s too many comments? Can’t we just add more hamsters?

  405. shit..someone axe that comment

  406. Or maybe Richard Gere could loan wordpress some gerbils…?

  407. Is that cuz there’s too many comments?

    That and the 4GB of images and YouToobz.

  408. Later. How’s the book, btw?

  409. That and the 4GB of images and YouToobz.

    you underestimate the power of these comments. That judge alone was at least 10GB

  410. Good Night TBOM

  411. Book is done. Out shopping it now

  412. I would axe it, TBOM. But I am the one person here who can only comment.

  413. That judge alone was at least 10GB

    And 417.3 Courics. A new world’s record.

  414. 10GB.

    Is that like 1 brazillion pounds?

  415. Done Tbom

  416. we might be able to fix that ‘cano, but you might have to use a real email addy

  417. I just know that if I google my name, a BBF post comes up because PJ used in the comments

  418. thanks V

  419. no prob T

  420. my email works fine.

  421. good night!

  422. But no thank you. I actually enjoy being the only non-administrator, non-author around here.

    I give your lives meaning, I suppose.

  423. PJ should be disciplined. I’ll bring the turtle…..

  424. unless you are making turtle soup???

  425. what is tbom crying about?

  426. shut your whore mouth

  427. his name was on something else and I just deleted it

  428. oh you’re goin down dave! DOWN!!!!!!!

  429. STFU to you all.

    I really mean it.

  430. Hi PJM!!!!!!!!!!11111

  431. Your bullets cannot harm me. My wings are like a shield of steel.

    Bizzatch.

  432. About to batten down the hatches here for a lovely weekend of rain.

    * reminds self to go to liquor store to restock as soon as sober enough *

    ‘Night, all.

  433. Night Andy

  434. Hi PJM, BiW, & DiT!

    Vmax have I told you that your puppy avatar is just sweet? Well, it is.

  435. Friday night lights

  436. Here is the orig Cyg
    Face
    my puppy Zeke

  437. This just in from Meatloaf:” I would do anything for love, but i won’t do scat.”

    Thanks for clearing that up loaf we were kinda’ wondering where the cut-off was.

  438. Zeke is really adorable!! How old?

  439. Muscle relaxer is on board. Should be feeling much better soon.

  440. Hi vmax! Hi Cyn!

  441. NYTOL

  442. oops Cyn not Cyg
    lots of indians have floated by

  443. We’re actually on a thread together PJM! Let’s celebrate. Blazer!! Go fetch us some drinks with umbrellas–STAT!

  444. TI, you want a drink with an umbrella too? I get you one!

  445. Nopers Cyn. Very strict rule against mixing booze with the muscle relaxer, given that I don’t take them but once in a blue moon, and pretty much licking one does the trick.

  446. “We’re actually on a thread together PJM! Let’s celebrate. Blazer!! Go fetch us some drinks with umbrellas–STAT!”

    No prob, Where should i stick those umbrellas ?

  447. He is 8 months now. Just started lifting his leg to pee.
    I have been teasing him for a month saying he pees like a girl
    Here he is about a month ago. The days are getting shorter and I have 2 dogs on 2 leashes, no room for a camera.
    DSC_4026

  448. Sorry to hear you need to take them. Hope they do the trick 🙂

  449. Comment by pajama momma on October 2, 2009 11:45 pm

    NYTOL
    Whut? I am up later than you on a friday night east coast time and you are in sandy eggo?
    .
    .
    .
    What is next me being up later than Mare?????

  450. He’s getting big Vmax.

  451. Oo Aussie! We used to have the smartest Aussie mix in the whole wide world. What’s his/her name, V?

  452. yup Tattoo.
    I started crossover tonight. The writing is languid. But I have not finished the first chapter yet.

  453. No prob, Where should i stick those umbrellas ?

    if you have to ask, you probably aren’t Hostage material.

  454. Sorry to hear you need to take them. Hope they do the trick

    Don’t take them often, but sometimes there’s no other way to deal w/ the tension.

  455. Put the umbrellas in various locations of your cop uniform, then get up on that pedestal, use your imagination, and entertain us wimmyns.

  456. I started crossover tonight. The writing is languid. But I have not finished the first chapter yet.

    That’s the one where I started the first chapter and then jumped to the 1/3 mark and finished up, then went back. It took a bit to get into.

  457. Put the umbrellas in various locations of your cop uniform, then get up on that pedestal, use your imagination, and entertain us wimmyns.

    *shakes head, resets Cyn’s probationary Detainee status*

  458. I have a Golden Retriever (Zeke) a black lab (Bear) and a 1/2 Golden 1/2 German Shepherd mix (Emma) (she is a foster dog if you want to adopt her she is a perfect gentle lady)
    Zeke and Emma wresteling http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3796951164/
    and my best pic of Emma
    DSC_4080
    .
    .
    .
    Here is the neighbor and 2 o her 4 Aussies
    Wanna Kiss?

  459. “if you have to ask, you probably aren’t Hostage material.”

    I get a a serious elitism vibe on this blog. Dont worry I get it already, this is a members only club. Oh, yea, go fuck yourself. That’s where you can stick those umberlla’s

  460. OK Tattoo, I will give it a chance.

    And languid is ok

    I guess

  461. And languid is ok

    Languid has its good points.

  462. *shakes head, resets Cyn’s probationary Detainee status*
    😦

    BiW–you grumpy tonight?

  463. “if you have to ask, you probably aren’t Hostage material.”

    I get a a serious elitism vibe on this blog. Dont worry I get it already, this is a members only club. Oh, yea, go fuck yourself. That’s where you can stick those umberlla’s

    I take it back. You might have a future here, if you can learn that we really don’t cotton to the victim bullshit. The rest was just fine.

  464. heheheh
    Blazer, we are elite idiots!
    Hang in there bud.
    Well Except BiW and Michael, and Tattoo, and Mare, and Rosetta, and…
    Ok I am the village idiot everyone else is……..not

  465. BiW–you grumpy tonight?

    Nope. Just looking to stir some shit up. Its Friday night, and that’s what its good for.

  466. I got a clogged toilet that could use some stirring up and clearing. Then I get you something cool and frosty.

  467. “I take it back. You might have a future here, if you can learn that we really don’t cotton to the victim bullshit. The rest was just fine.”

    By a future here I assume you mean if I even bother to click on this obscure blog and grace it with my presence. I’ve heard of most of the other posters here they are legend and you are…..

  468. Wow, I thought I was the only one PMSing.

  469. I just ordered $130 worth of trail shoes w/ my pitiful OT earnings post tax-raping.

  470. Did I mention that I was a ginger too?

    (pst–TI–can I haz one of your pills?)

  471. Old but good
    Ninja Sky, or 8 feet in the air!

    Blazer
    Do not take it personally
    BiW Is cool
    Cyn is hot.
    PJM is hotter
    Mare is the hottest
    Xbrad is funny
    But not as funny as Rosie

  472. Did I mention that I was a ginger too?

    (pst–TI–can I haz one of your pills?)

    Umm, the only one I have I’ve been licking on. But you can have a lick too.

  473. Hope it is a Joke Blazer.. If not, Dude, Chill…

    It is a blog, remember you cant see sarcasm…

  474. BiW Is cool
    Cyn is hot.
    PJM is hotter
    Mare is the hottest
    Xbrad is funny
    But not as funny as Rosie

    *rereads list for the 4th time*

    *runs sobbing from the room. Crosses Vmax offa the Xmas list*

    Heartless bastard.

  475. Thanks, TI. I WILL have a lick, or two if you’d be so kind. I have some xanax I can share.

  476. Hicks just told me to ease down. So I’m gonna go with that.

  477. Hi Cyn, Tat..

    I call your Relaxer and raise you a Tramadol..

  478. Sorry Tattoo
    You are smartest!

  479. Then I get you something cool and frosty.

    chocolate malt?

  480. By a future here I assume you mean if I even bother to click on this obscure blog and grace it with my presence. I’ve heard of most of the other posters here they are legend and you are…..

    Don’t get too full of yourself, Sparky. This ‘obscure’ blog gets more traffic on a slow day than most other blogs would dream of. However, if you are too good to “grace” this obscure blog with your presence, and can’t be troubled to remove yourself, then I can always toss your IP in the ban filter.

    Who am I? Hmmmmm.
    I am the most hated commenter here, the author of the second most popular post on this blog this year, the Imperial Consigliere to the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, “The Corporate Attorney” at Big Dick’s Place, the proprietor of Taxes, Stupidity, and Death, the author of “Unfit and Injudicious” and “The Reclamation of Independence”, a good freind, and a terrifiying enemy, I believe the only author/admin here who didn’t come from Ace’s, Attorney and Counselor at Law, and Father. And as long as we’re trading bona fides, who the fuck are you?

  481. It is a blog, remember you cant see sarcasm…

    Can too! It’s my super power.

    Whatever Vmax, whatever.

  482. Hi Cat…tramadol…can I haz a lick of yours too?

  483. What am I … The most reliable shitter in a box?

  484. Crap
    I pissed off Tattoo!
    I am a morom

  485. (Tries to find creative place to hide a tramadol on body and still stay married…)

  486. I should correct myself. I’m the most hated commenter here unless M’o”’o’n is in the house and correcting someone’s grammar.

  487. umm
    does this work?
    Ninja Sky, or 8 feet in the air!

  488. Wendy’s Frostys for everyone!! My treat!

  489. “Who am I? Hmmmmm.
    I am the most hated commenter here, the author of the second most popular post on this blog this year, the Imperial Consigliere to the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, “The Corporate Attorney” at Big Dick’s Place, the proprietor of Taxes, Stupidity, and Death, the author of “Unfit and Injudicious” and “The Reclamation of Independence”, a good freind, and a terrifiying enemy, I believe the only author/admin here who didn’t come from Ace’s, Attorney and Counselor at Law, and Father. And as long as we’re trading bona fides, who the fuck are you?”

    Nope, not ringin’ a bell never heard of ya’ swee-pea.

  490. And as long as we’re trading bona fides,

    I’ll trade one bona fides for a decent cigar. any takers ?

  491. I believe the only author/admin here who didn’t come from Ace’s, Attorney and Counselor at Law, and Father. And as long as we’re trading bona fides, who the fuck are you?

    Didn’t come from Ace’s either so you can take that jewel outta your crown.

  492. It is a blog, remember you cant see sarcasm…

    Can too! It’s my super power.

    This is why I really need to have a beer with Tat sometime…

  493. I’m LOLing catman!!!

  494. Can we get a new poat? This one is so slow, it voted for Obama because it thought Biden was the Shiznit

  495. The most reliable shitter in a box?

    Are you an optimum pooper?

  496. I”ll second that new poat thing. Any grownups got keys here?

  497. I have a bunch of Cuban’s Hondouran’s and Dominicans.

    The Cubans are H Upmans and a few (I am not sharing) Romeo E Juliettas

  498. Nope, not ringin’ a bell never heard of ya’ swee-pea.

    Then by all means, stick around, because you can’t be running in the right circles.

    Didn’t come from Ace’s either so you can take that jewel outta your crown.

    That’s why I hedged on that one. Not sure it was a jewel…I don’t get the moronosphere monkey icon on my blog.

  499. This is why I really need to have a beer with Tat sometime…

    Lemme know if you’re ever headed thru the middle. I’m probably not going anywhere for awhile unless I get lucky w/ a NAI conference.

  500. Blazer and BiW. I volunteer to let you make a waitress sandwich with me. Then can we have frosties?

  501. I can repost something I did a week ago with about 5 comments

  502. I don’t want to interrupt a right proper shitstorm or anything, but I do need to report that there are dead indians to the left of me, dead indianst to the right, and here I am, stuck in the middle with you. MCPO feel free to submit a video to provide proper accompaniment. And shit.

  503. Oh, Im sorry BiW, I dorecognize you, you used to be the tick on Chucky’s dick. My bad. Silly me for forgetting how you used to fuck the LGF chicken. I should know my place.

  504. Yes please V. At least that’s my vote. This thing ain’t got much life left. Moving slow, like MCPO.

  505. Cool with me Max…

    Optimum Pooper… Sounds like a Rita Rudner joke

  506. What the fuck? Did I just wander in to a taping of the view? And which of you is gonna play the part of Joy Behar tonight? Cause I’d definitely like to sodomiize her.

  507. Pendejo, I just got a visual with that sodomy reference, thankyouverymuchnot!

  508. It’s a Pedigree dog food commercial.

    *sniffs to remind Vmax I’m not talking to him*

    Blazer hon, what crawled up your ass and died? Since when on any blog, has a n00b been able to come in and run things? Especially one as close-knit as this.

  509. What the Fuck, Blazer… He earned that shit, at least has been here and has a whole lot of dick chips he can cash.. I think you have just about used yours up.

  510. Oh, Im sorry BiW, I dorecognize you, you used to be the tick on Chucky’s dick. My bad. Silly me for forgetting how you used to fuck the LGF chicken. I should know my place.

    Your memory ain’t so good. Never been to LGF.

  511. Sorry Cyn,

    I was trying to think of something that would distract me enough that I wouldn’t besmirch the honor of Elizabeth Hasselbeck. I had to really reach.

  512. Make sure that you smack her so she shakes like a polaroid picture..

  513. Ok Recycled poat is up

  514. Blazer {{hugs}} just dial down, my friend.

  515. “Blazer hon, what crawled up your ass and died? Since when on any blog, has a n00b been able to come in and run things? Especially one as close-knit as this.”

    TI, show me where I said I ever wanted to “run things”. If you guys want to have a members only club then make it a registration only /closed blog.

  516. This poat is loading slower than Refrigerator Perry.

  517. Blazer is Psychic! He is channeling WP..

  518. I’ve already poasted at Vmax’s recycled thread. Any one coming with me?

  519. TI, show me where I said I ever wanted to “run things”. If you guys want to have a members only club then make it a registration only /closed blog.

    You came in here and started shit. Why? And if you don’t wanna be here, I’m pretty certain nobody glued your ass to the chair.

  520. Jesus titty fucking Christ! I picked the wrong weekend to stay sober I see.

  521. “Blazer is Psychic! He is channeling WP..”

    Oh no, dont worry i aint channeling him. I’ll leave on my own and won’t return. By the way, BiW and the rest of the anti-idiotarian poodles rode the wave of Chuckledom and that in itself is chuckles worthy.

  522. I can see you haven’t been by the Rott lately. Chuckles is an object of ridicule.

    As for leaving or staying, just do it and don’t make a production out of it, Queenie. We don’t really go for that victim shit here.

  523. “You came in here and started shit. Why? And if you don’t wanna be here, I’m pretty certain nobody glued your ass to the chair.”

    Show me exactly where I “started the shit”

  524. hi Eddy

  525. Show me exactly where I “started the shit”

    So this I get a a serious elitism vibe on this blog. Dont worry I get it already, this is a members only club. Oh, yea, go fuck yourself. That’s where you can stick those umberlla’s and the subsequent comments were subtle Hostage-style humor, and not the petulant, whiny-ass, snivels they come across as?

  526. “I can see you haven’t been by the Rott lately. Chuckles is an object of ridicule.”

    I never went by the Rott to begin with other than to laugh. The wannabe chucky crap was pathetic.

  527. Hey vmax.

    Wow. Just wow.

  528. I never went by the Rott to begin with other than to laugh. The wannabe chucky crap was pathetic.

    Oh, I agree. Some of Misha’s best rants can get me laughing pretty hard.

    Oh, you meant in the ‘look-down-your-crooked-nose” sort of way. My, my. I didn’t realize that we were in the presence of such greatness. What brought you here to slum among we hoi-poli, anyway?

  529. Thanks Eddie
    Good night

  530. “Oh, you meant in the ‘look-down-your-crooked-nose” sort of way. My, my. I didn’t realize that we were in the presence of such greatness. What brought you here to slum among we hoi-poli, anyway?”

    It certainly wasn’t you. It was the AoS legends that drew me here compliments of CYN, don’t worry it won’t happen again.

  531. I get a really creepy feeling that BiW and Blazer are gonna end up taking long showers together.

  532. night Vmax.

  533. I gotta protest the recycled post. Bring something new, or don’t. But don’t bring something old.

  534. “I get a really creepy feeling that BiW and Blazer are gonna end up taking long showers together.”

    And thats only the best case scenario

  535. It certainly wasn’t you. It was the AoS legends that drew me here compliments of CYN, don’t worry it won’t happen again.

    And you demonstrated the same kind of shitty attitude that I hear them talking about with regard to many of the current Ace commenters.

    Do you always make it a point to shit on the carpet when you go to someone else’s house, or was this a special occaision?

  536. Heh. You boys are gonna shower and I offered up myself as a waitress sandwich. Harumph! 🙂

  537. it was fast Americano.
    did you email me?

  538. I gotta protest the recycled post. Bring something new, or don’t. But don’t bring something old.

    Give me a minute, ‘cano.

  539. Cyn is HOT!

  540. **I’m blushing Vmaximus**

  541. I received your email, Vmax, but didn’t respond. Just because.

  542. “Do you always make it a point to shit on the carpet when you go to someone else’s house, or was this a special occaision?”

    BiW, usually in “someones else’s house” they extend the welcome mat. You made it a point to make me feel unwelcome. Show me where I took shit on your carpet ?

  543. I , for one, enjoy the drama and encourage BiW and Blazer to keep swiping at eachother. I would prefer a tad less introspection (this “where did I say that” stuff is getting older than this post) and more namecalling.

    I’ll start you off. Blazer, you’re a douchbage. BiW, you’re an enema nozzle. Discuss.

  544. (and that “e” is silent, because it’s French).

  545. Tee Hee. I just had to laugh Americano. 🙂

  546. “I’ll start you off. Blazer, you’re a douchbage. BiW, you’re an enema nozzle. Discuss.”

    Fair enough, but at least I get pussy. Take that BiW !

  547. ‘Cano, I see you still need to work on the finer points of STFU.

  548. God Bless you TI.

  549. BiW, usually in “someones else’s house” they extend the welcome mat. You made it a point to make me feel unwelcome. Show me where I took shit on your carpet ?

    You’re new here, so perhaps you never seemed to figure out that sometimes we play rough here. You want tea and crumpets, go to Innocent Bystanders. And don’t piss off geoff, because he’ll have you sucking your thumb within five minutes of you tripping his trigger. Some have said that the Hostages is like a group of drinking buddies who get together online to trade insults, but in many ways, it is much more like a fraternity, only co-ed. That means that hazing happens, and the opportunity to toss an insult is frequently taken when offered. You’re new here. That’s like a pledge. If you take the ribbing with good nature, and can give a little back, then you’ll enjoy it here. If you can’t…well let’s just say that there are a few people who made it a lot farther than you who no longer frequent our company.

  550. Okay, so are you fagz going to waitress sandwich me or not? I still have my grass skirt and coconut boobs on. 😉

  551. Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on October 3, 2009 1:31 am

    Umm, yea, BiW, I already recieved my razzing from much better people than you, keep on fucking that ponytailed chicken you rode in on.

  552. Cyn, if they don’t want you, I think I can handle you all by myself.

  553. Cyn, I dont really like to share my sammitches with anyone if you know what I mean.

    AITYKEWIM

  554. Umm, yea, BiW, I already recieved my razzing from much better people than you, keep on fucking that ponytailed chicken you rode in on.

    Lets see…you don’t know me, but you have been razzed by better people than me.

    If you don’t know me, then how would you know? Nevermind. It was a rhetorical question. With certainty about so many things you don’t know, you must be a liberal.

  555. Ok that’s it. I’m taking off my grass skirt and coconut boobs.

  556. Cyn, where I live, people wear those for real. I’ve got the special hangars and everything. C’Mon over.

  557. ^maybe I should stick around then

  558. ahh hell. I hafta hit the sack.

    Night.

  559. “With certainty about so many things you don’t know, you must be a liberal.”

    BiW is beclowning himself now, no surprise considering who his idol is.

  560. BiW is beclowning himself now, no surprise considering who his idol is.

    Oh for fucks sake. Another LGF reference when it’s been clearly stated that BiW wasn’t a liztard.

    On that note I’m going to bed. I’ve more than hit my quota of dealing w/ stupid shit today.

  561. I’m calling it a night too. Just not in the mood to watch the poking back and forth. Both of you were wrong at various times in the discussion. That’s just my take reading this, just my opinion. You guys just keep peeing on each others shoes. Ok, so I’m amazed that you both have such large bladders, but you know what’s going to happen? That’s right. Soggy socks. And Blaze, i luvz you man, but call it a night. Really.

  562. ‘And Blaze, i luvz you man, but call it a night. Really.”

    Thanks for puttng the blame on me.

  563. Blazer. Stop that now. I did not put any blame on you. I said you were both fucking wrong, IMO. I just don’t think it’s cool to come to a new place and say someone is beclowing themselves.

  564. “Oh for fucks sake. Another LGF reference when it’s been clearly stated that BiW wasn’t a liztard. ”

    Oh yes he was, anti-idiotarian was coined by Chucky himself, how you like them apples?

  565. If you want to continue this conversation, come to my wordpress site. Otherwise, it’s time to call it a night here.

  566. Hey Blaze, I don’t have a dog in this fight, but Cyn did say she loved you. And didn’t say she loved BiW (Who could, really?) so perhaps a deep breath is in order.

  567. I get a a serious elitism vibe on this blog.

    BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

    Elite? Us?

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

  568. You boys are gonna shower and I offered up myself as a waitress sandwich.

    Cyn… call me.


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