BBF – Columbian Edition

Good afternoon, H2ers. MJ is busy today, so I get the task of finding today’s model for you windowlickers. Since Columbia is in the news lately, I think it’s only fitting that we pay tribute to the lovely ladies of the South American country.

Here’s a pic of how Columbians take care of their cars: !!NSFW!!

Today’s model is from Barranquilla, Columbia, and stars in the ABC series Modern Family. She is 5′ 7″ tall, was born on July 10, 1972, and has naturally blonde hair. The racists in the movie and TV industry sometimes have her dye her hair dark, because all Latina women have dark hair, yannow? Lets meet Sofia Vergara!

She had a piece in a magazine about plastic surgery:

Regarding her voluptuous figure, Vergara admitted, “One time, years ago, I remember my publicist [at the time] told me, ‘I think you should just reduce your boobs because nobody’s going to take you seriously here.’ My mother almost had a heart attack. She was like, ‘God is going to punish you! You can’t cut your boobs!’ I don’t regret not doing it, because now it’s become a big part of Gloria.”

That’s right, she didn’t have them reduced! Prayers ARE answered!

Many happenings going on today, let’s check them out:
1539 – Re-founding of the city of Bogotá, New Granada (now Colombia), by Nikolaus Federmann and Sebastián de Belalcázar.
1667 – The blind and impoverished John Milton sells the copyright of Paradise Lost for £10.
1805 – First Barbary War: United States Marines and Berbers attack the Tripolitan city of Derna (The “shores of Tripoli” part of the Marines’ hymn).
1861 – President of the United States Abraham Lincoln suspends the writ of habeas corpus.
1865 – The New York State Senate creates Cornell University as the state’s land grant institution.
1911 – Following the resignation and death of William P. Frye, a compromise is reached to rotate the office of President pro tempore of the United States Senate.
1936 – The United Auto Workers (UAW) gains autonomy from the American Federation of Labor.
1941 – World War II: The Communist Party of Slovenia, the Slovene Christian Socialists, the left-wing Slovene Sokols (also known as “National Democrats“) and a group of progressive intellectuals establish the Liberation Front of the Slovenian People.
1974 – 10,000 march in Washington, D.C., calling for the impeachment of US President Richard Nixon
1992 – Russia and 12 other former Soviet republics become members of the International Monetary Fund and the World Bank.
2002 – The last successful telemetry from the NASA space probe Pioneer 10.
2006 – Construction begins on the Freedom Tower for the new World Trade Center in New York City.

Dirty, Dirty bed…

She looks cold…

Couldn’t find an American flag, so here’s representing one of our allies!

Enjoy your Friday!

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