Little Jerry: Living the Dream

Little Jerry decided that his place was on the roosting bar – so he surprised us and just hopped right up. I have no idea how he got all the way up there; perhaps MJ could give us some insight into how he faces seemingly insurmountable hurdles?

L to R : Buff (not fully grown), Little Jerry, one of our full grown Rhode Island Reds

301 Comments

  1. COCK

  2. I should have cropped the poop stain on the wall out. Oh well. Chicken coops aren’t really glamorous.

  3. Swagger.

  4. The crown on his head has grown to prodigious proportions.

  5. One day I’ll get a picture of him trying to ride one of those ladies.

    You will laugh.

  6. Awright, work time.

  7. this guy keeps calling me about wanting to buy my house.

    I’m sure he wants some rock-bottom deal ($20,000- $35,000) . But there are houses to be bought for nothing . I mean, $5000. Or less. In worse neighborhoods. What that tells me is that -hopefully – the rental market is heating up.

    It’s a nice house.

  8. Is it paid off, CaRin?

  9. No.

  10. I have no idea how he got all the way up there;

    You do realize that chickens can fly a short distance when motivated enough….?

  11. waaa?

    Yea, they all fly to varying degrees. Some are better flyers than others. I haven’t really seen him fly too much. He does more of a gliding thing.

  12. Ah.

  13. Flying cocks, no less.

  14. Fuck

  15. Yep. Fuck.

  16. THANKS, BUSH. FUCKING ASSHOLE.

    He figured out a way to fuck us in the ass even after he’s been gone from office three years.

    We’re boned.

  17. Et tu, Roberts?

  18. So the tax that is not a tax is a tax.

  19. Romney now has two issues to campaign on: Economy, and overturning Obamacare. Don’t drop the ball, Mitt.

  20. …Our precedent demonstrates that Congress had the power to impose the exaction in Section 5000A under the taxing power, and that Section 5000A need not be read to do more than impose a tax. This is sufficient to sustain it. …..

  21. Oh, well. I guess the election is really the most important ever.

  22. Obama raised taxes in a recession.

  23. Did you guys hear that?

    That was the sound of an EPIC double dip. Hold on to your butts.

  24. WTF is Robert’s problem?

  25. Jeff G:

    The Constitution doesn’t exist, so no laws are binding any more. It’s all power and compliance

  26. Second look at Harriet Miers?

  27. Farg. Harriet would have voted with Thomas.

  28. In opening his statement in dissent, Kennedy says: “In our view, the entire Act before us is invalid in its entirety.”

    Thanks Reagan, you tried.

  29. >>Nothing in our opinion precludes Congress from offering funds under the ACA to expand the availability of health care, and requiring that states accepting such funds comply with the conditions on their use. What Congress is not free to do is to penalize States that choose not to participate in that new program by taking away their existing Medicaid funding.

    Does this mean Blue states are free to implement it and Red states are free to ignore it?

  30. Obama just enacted the largest regressive tax in the history of the Republic.

  31. It wasn’t presented as a tax if I remember correctly – it was stated to be a fine. So where did the court get the idea that it was a tax? And why the fuck can they make that up?

  32. No, MJ, he did it a year and a half ago.

    The supreme court just stuck their dicks in the hole along with him.

    Gang rape.

  33. Beasn, Obama’s attorneys argued that it was a tax to the court. While Jay Carney said it wasn’t a tax in press conferences.

  34. Agreed. But now it will be hard to continue the lie that it’s not a tax.

  35. Gee I wonder how the market is doing today?

  36. The next time the republicans hold all the levers, I better damned well see a law requiring every american to buy a gun. It’s clearly just a tax.

  37. Aw, I tried to link my future compound and got spambucketed.

  38. This is what happens when conservatives get cocky. That cocky get shoved right down your throaty.

    *gargle gargle*

  39. Coincidence:

    DJIA 12,464.67 -162.34
    Nasdaq 2,840.03 -35.29
    S&P 500 1,319.42 -12.43
    FOX 50 991.99 -13.30

  40. I’m sure hiring is going to pick up now.

  41. Little J, the Man Rooster of Banthem Walls

  42. Car in, That is one fine yard bird, i hope unlike the GOP he doesnt get his man features squashed

  43. What I don’t understand is: till yesterday, the mood was decidedly gloomy for Obamacare. Obama and his campaign were downbeat. So either they were punked, or they knew what was coming and decided to punk everyone by acting gloomy…

  44. Montana, huh?

  45. till yesterday, the mood was decidedly gloomy for Obamacare.

    And that made me extremely nervous. I had a bad feeling for the past several days. Barky loves flipping the bird. Especially to the American people.

  46. Yup, Jay, Montana.

    Moving to Montana soon. Gonna be a dental floss tycoon. Just me and a pygmy pony. Raising a fine crop of dental floss. Waxing it up, flossing it down…

  47. And that made me extremely nervous. I had a bad feeling for the past several days.

    Me too.

  48. “I’m sure hiring is going to pick up now.”

    I am going to tweet that.

  49. So there are limits to the Commerce Clause, but no limits to what they can tax us on.

  50. I thought that tweet looked familiar, scott. LOL

  51. I was going to retweet it. That’s rather derivative isn’t it?

  52. I thought Sandra Day O’Conner retired.

  53. I’m sure hiring is going to pick up now

    Um. Yeah.

    My place of employment is still purging ‘full timers’, just like oso’s old employer. Rumor is, by the end of next year, everyone (but our illustrious, so smart management ‘team’) will be made part time.

    Can’t say I blame them.

  54. Greetings, Comrades.

  55. After the AZ ruling, we should have known we were gonna get it up the arse, again.

  56. Stolen Valor Act knocked down as well. Though at least a better written statute is an option there.

  57. Report to room 101 pups. It will only hurt for a moment.

  58. Guess what Romney’s podium says now:

  59. How is this piece of shit, Bush’s fault?

  60. Beasn, Bush appointed John Roberts.

  61. Roberts was appointed by Bush.

  62. Good grief

  63. Have we had any good news in the past 6 years?

  64. no

  65. Have we had any good news in the past 6 years?

    Well, the BCS system is gonna be scrapped for a 4 team playoff system.

  66. I’m devastated…I have lost faith in all forms of government. Roberts can go screw himself. f’ing prick!

    The supreme court is a sham.

  67. Brad if you see how the system is set up for the playoff system, it’s dumber than the supremes.

  68. Fuckety, fuck, FUCK! There goes liberty. Now all they have to do is impose a fine punitive enough, and they can coerce you into anything.

  69. Romney raised $100,000 in the half hour after the SCOTUS reading.

  70. How can you possibly pick a reliable justice is constitutional conservative justices make shit up?

  71. If

  72. I just read this comment on washington examiner:

    “Judge Roberts, you sneaky sob, you just guaranteed the election to Romney.”

    There could be some truth to that.

  73. WTF! SOMEONE GET THAT FUCKER OFF MY RADIO!!

  74. I hope this woman is happy today.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJwIAlx5R0s

  75. ‘For those who have insurance you get to keep your insurance’

    yeah, just like this PoS was not a tax, huh sparky?

  76. Beasn – my radio station NEVER cribs Obama . Rush is ignoring him as well.

  77. I’m not at all sure about that, Tush.
    This ruling will give Obama a bit of momentum. And it is entirely possible he can capitalize on that to squeak by.

  78. Rush has a point. He’s got to run on Obamacare going through – despite the fact that the majority of the country doesn’t like it.

    Plus – he can’t run “against” the supreme court.

  79. Helicopters have many uses, and they are quite expensive to purchase & maintain. Many people who do not own helicopters still make use of services provided by helicopters, such as traffic reports, medical evacuation, sight-seeing, transportation, air-shows. In order to maintain a good system of helicopters, and to keep them affordable for everyday people everyone over the age of 14 will be required to purchase a helicopter. Anyone not purchasing a helicopter will be required to pay a fine of $240,000/yr. The helicopter must be properly maintained and airworthy, and the owner must have a current rotary-wing license, or a fine of $180,000/yr shall apply. Everyone who makes less than $14,000/yr will be provided a government helicopter and forced to fly it (or attempt to fly it) until they are no longer a financial burden on those who own and maintain helicopters.

  80. Good morning, serfs.

  81. While I’m not sure about ANYTHING – xbrad – I really don’t think the plus and minuses of this passing the SCOTUS calculate to an overall win for Obama.

    It’s still unpopular. It’s a “tax”. The catholic issue. Etc. ANd, the progressives are (already) taking this ball and running. Openly admitting that this is the first step to single payer. They are arguing we need to re-elect Obama so he can complete what he started. Eliminating private health care.

  82. Montana, huh?

    Or Wyoming/Utah/Northern AZ. Somewhere far, far away from Washington DC.

  83. What’s the status on the contempt vote?

  84. I hold most politicians and most lawyers in contempt.

  85. What’s the status on the contempt vote?

    I don’t know but if those f*ckers don’t find their balls, then they are all in on EVERYTHING.

  86. I think this just gives the election to Romney.
    Harry Reid will have to give up his precious gavel too.

    MARE http://i.imgur.com/d5ojp.jpg

  87. I can’t abide the gloating of my lefty pals on FaceColonCleanse so I think I’ll just hang out with you guys today.

  88. 4 pm, xbrad.

  89. My facedouche friends are in hiding. I think they know I’m ready to attack with both barrels.

  90. Ask your lefty friends if they are ready to be fined for not going to the gym.

  91. Sorry, “taxed”.

  92. I’m gonna tweet that.

  93. I think I’m gonna move to Mexico.

    Apparently, there, unlike California, you can get an assault rifle pretty easily.

  94. FaceColonCleanse

    Winnah Winnah, Chicken Dinnah!

    (sorry Car in)

  95. We won’t need assault rifles, soon. They’ll be turned in for health care vouchers/

  96. They should probably also be “taxed” for:

    Not buying and eating green peppers.
    Drinking more than two alcoholic beverages in 24 hours.
    Not buying and maintaining a hybrid electric vehicle.
    Not owning and maintaining an AR-15 rifle.

  97. I think I’m gonna move to Mexico.

    I dunno, man. I hear they have pretty restrictive immigration laws down there.

  98. I dunno, man. I hear they have pretty restrictive immigration laws down there.

    If anyone asks, you’re on vacation.

  99. Erik Ericsson has an interesting take.

  100. I’m at the Romney moneybomb site. I’d feel a whole lot better if they didn’t want my phone number.

  101. Don’t give them a real phone number. Problem solved.

  102. This may be the only time that you will see me say this, so mark it well:

    FUCK!!!!!!

  103. Hi Tushar. Thanks for bringing your family and your talents to our country. Sorry we screwed it up for you by making a total mockery of your responsible immigration and your faith in our political process.

  104. *catches the vapors*

    Oh, my stars and garters!

  105. KNowing Teresa – it was probably a request.

  106. Heh.

  107. Everybody is a hostage now I guess.

    Somehow the 4th of July won’t seem like much of a celebration this year.

  108. I remember when the Supreme Court was just “unelected group of people” who were a possible threat to our democracy.

  109. I remember when a 5-4 decision would be considered illegitimate.

  110. Uh, how can a tax bill originate in the Senate?

    http://www.transterrestrial.com/?p=43179

  111. How can SCOTUS re-write a law to say its a tax?

  112. Oh Noes! It is the end of America! *Drinks union Koolaid
    /actinglikealiberal

    Not only must Romny be elected we need 65 seats in the senate
    /howaconservativethinks

    Great we will never get rid of this monkey on our backs legislation. Have we ever repealed a law?
    /pessimist

  113. Only need 51 Vmax.

  114. I guess I picked the right day to start smoking crack.

  115. We repealed Prohibition.

  116. Obamacare also comes with a pair of skinny jeans, a sense of entitlement, hipster glasses, and outlaws deodorant.

    We’re all Eurotrash.

  117. We’re all Eurotrash.

    Ugh, just no armpit hair, PLEASE!

  118. No Scott the dems will filibuster it in the senate. The only sure way is 60+

  119. Meh. If Obamacare provides me with medical marijuana, forgives my student loans and lowers my mortgage, I will be OK with it.

  120. It can’t be filibustered. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704858404576134161926945334.html

  121. “I will be honored to be taxed for compassionate health care ” Deepok Chopra.

    What a fucking idiot.

  122. Hiring freeze just made public. Hmmm.

  123. V, if the GOP takes the Senate, there’s two options. First, it was passed by reconciliation, which means there was no filibuster option available, so logically, it can be repealed in a like manner. Option two, the nuclear option, is for the GOP Senate to revise the rules at the beginning of the session and drop the filibuster.

  124. It’s budget issue now, since it’s just a tax bill. Reconciliation is sufficient for repeal. 51 is enough, though 60+ would obviously be better.

  125. Treacher: “I hope lefties everywhere will celebrate today’s decision with the beverage of their choice, while they still get to choose it.”

  126. When I’m president I’m going to tax everyone as a penalty if they don’t think like I do.

    This is essentially Obama’s platform from 2008.

  127. xbrad, they got 60 votes, so they didn’t need reconciliation:

    http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/73537-senate-passes-historic-healthcare-reform-bill-60-40

  128. Knowing Teresa – it was probably a request.

    LOL! :P

  129. A commenter at AoSHQ made an astute observation – Roberts just rolled a HUGE Trojan horse smack dab in the middle of Libville and left it there for them to “find out what’s in it”.

    Obama OWNS the largest tax increase in the history of America.
    Every Democrat who voted for this owns that same tax increase.

    Liberals tell you that Republicans want to raise your taxes?
    Ask how THEIR Congresscritter voted on Obamatax.

    By making this a tax, Roberts just made it so that the Dems are going to be forced to admit that this was never about healthcare, it was about raising your taxes.

    This is now NOT insurance.
    This is now a TAX.

    It’s going to be fun watching the Dems twist in the wind trying to explain this away….

  130. It’s going to be fun watching the Dems twist in the wind trying to explain this away….

    And who will be asking them about it?

  131. Teresa, Roberts also said that the Federal government can grant itself the power to control your behavior directly through taxation. Not credit you for doing a thing, but punish you for not doing a thing.

    He’s no friend of mine, yours, or anyone on the right side of the Magna Carta.

  132. When will we see the “weight tax” for overweight people? Get on the government approved scale, and if your weight is over the ideal, for your height, pay up.

  133. Roberts could have written the same limitations on the commerce clause by voting the other way and killing the whole thing. That’s the part I don’t get when some people say this is a super secret double probation to those on the left.

    Anybody think someone like Seiblius will care about the nuance of the majority opinion?

  134. I was wrong, I am sorry.

  135. Seriously, what the fuck, people?

  136. Still on for tonight Roamy?

  137. You betcha! I still need to pull up the map and figure out where I’m going. Haven’t driven anywhere since I got here.

  138. Romney is up a million bucks so far.

    Where are we going again?

  139. Comment by Vmaximus on June 28, 2012 2:07 pm

    Where are we going again?

    ==

    Evidently straight to hell…………

  140. Maps are for fags.

  141. http://tinyurl.com/6r52lt4

  142. >>Only need 51 Vmax.

    50. Romney’s VP will be tiebreaker

  143. MJ, my faith in America and Americans is not shaken yet. There is nothing to apologize for.

  144. Maps are for fags.

    **swishes past Sean**

  145. I can pick you up if you need me to.

  146. Which one of you faggots wants to serve as my John Roberts proxy so I can beat you within an inch of your life?

  147. I thought you’d be happy. Isn’t AIDS a pre-existing condition?

  148. In happier news, the inmates are attempting to take over the asylum in the Lockheed Martin machinists’ union strike (the Union president’s name is Paul Black):

    http://itsybitsyjsf.blogspot.com/2012/06/angry-mob-calls-for-black-ouster.html

  149. MJ, I will take you up on that. Check your email, please.

  150. Your mom is a pre-existing condition.

    http://tinyurl.com/78j3sdg

    I feel like cussing and drinking a lot today.

  151. It must be Thursday.

  152. I feel like cussing and drinking a lot today.

    I’ve got a coworker happy hour this evening. Both actions will occur.

  153. Union leadership lost – everyone’s butthurt:
    http://itsybitsyjsf.blogspot.com/2012/06/back-to-work-they-go.html

  154. http://tinyurl.com/7hj8z5k

  155. I added my bit to the Romney money bomb. Might as well do it today and make a statement.

  156. Hey Rosetta. How are you’re better 2/3rds?

  157. Sean, how’s business?

    http://tinyurl.com/7uwzuoh

  158. Hey Rosetta. How are you’re better 2/3rds?

    Excellent. Henry is fat like buddha and getting ready to walk.

    How are your 19 kids?

  159. Honestly, I don’t think I really care. The commerce clause limitation was pretty big, and the tax compulsion basically existed before.

    Now it’s all about taking government out of as much shit as possible so that the system will work efficiently. To do that we need to elect spineless Republicans that we can strike the fear of the almighty into or one with principles. Probably going to have to go with the former.

  160. You can pick me up too, MJ. Check your email.

  161. Rosetta!
    How is the new gig in Sales and Marketing going??
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYXlK-Dktnk

    NSFW NSFW NSFW

  162. For people who like their glass of piss half full, this is pretty positive spin.

    http://tinyurl.com/6uz8px7

  163. I had to sell the 19 kids- to send all the money to Romeny’s election fund.

    I think it’s worth it.

    So now I need start over. I think 3 kids would be nice.

  164. Rosetta!
    How is the new gig in Sales and Marketing going??
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYXlK-Dktnk

    http://tinyurl.com/79ouoam

  165. So now I need start over. I think 3 kids would be nice.

    Hahahahaha.

  166. Sean, how’s business?

    Pretty slow. Justice Roberts is giving it away.

  167. Are we drunk yet?

  168. I will be drunk in 3 hours.

  169. Sustained coincidence:

    DJIA 12,482.68 -144.33
    Nasdaq 2,820.93 -54.39
    S&P 500 1,314.88 -16.97
    FOX 50 992.55 -12.74

  170. I’m hoping that Roberts is the smartest man alive and that he figured out a way to appear to give the left a victory now but what he really did was set the table for a future ruling where the court will shove a freedom-loving red hot poker in their fucking tax hole.

    I also hope that Kate Upton will sit on my face.

  171. Hahahahaha, Jay. I call shotgun.

  172. Are we drunk yet?

    Ask me ten months ago.

  173. Here’s my #ObamaCareInThreeWords contribution:

    http://is.gd/OgHfui

  174. I’m hoping that Roberts is the smartest man alive and that he figured out a way to appear to give the left a victory now but what he really did was set the table for a future ruling where the court will shove a freedom-loving red hot poker in their fucking tax hole.

    Hmmmmmm…

    http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/145731/

    I also hope that Kate Upton will sit on my face.

    http://tinyurl.com/ck8g2qs

  175. Hmmmmmm…

    http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/145731/

    That’s no Kate Upton on my face but I’ll take it.

  176. The Kate Upton thing may also have been present in the non-PG my dream life. I’m also sad that Scalia and I aren’t cooking burgers over Wickard v. Filburn right now.

  177. I never thought I’d be looking forward to voting for Romney quite so much.

  178. Rosetta,

    I’m going tol drive to St. Louis before my car is taxed out of existence to pay for ObamaCare vouchers for loyal party voters and deliver the next letter right to your potatohole.

    You may have a shot of Jagger first. ‘Cause I’m a giver like that.

  179. Hey BiW, how you doin’?

  180. I never thought I’d be looking forward to voting for Romney quite so much.

    I’m right there with you Roamy. I think I prolly will be able to do it completely sober.

  181. You may have a shot of Jagger first.

  182. Testing my tolerances today, Roamy.

    Testing my tolerances today.

  183. I soooooo wanted to repeat what your friend DA said to Mr. RFH’s crowing cousin.

    And to all those feminists who want government out of their ovaries…congratulations! The government is knee deep in your vagina now! Sure, you can get that abortion for free, but when you’re older and you have ovarian or uterine cancer, the same government might decide that your life isn’t worth it on the scheme of the greater good vs cost and will refuse to help you. Good luck when you get older. You’re going to need it.

  184. I wonder how long before the cheerleaders actually realize that Downgrade doesn’t want us punished with actual choices.

  185. They should have realized that with the current changes for mammograms and PSA tests. If you don’t know until it’s too late to treat, then you get the early exit.

  186. “Testing my tolerances today, Roamy.

    Testing my tolerances today.”

    I repeat myself when under stress.
    I repeat myself when under stress.

  187. What happens to the Obamacare waivers now that it’s a tax?

    I hope the unions were just thrown under a bus.

  188. Their members will get vouchers.

  189. So…..can the State now compel women to HAVE babies, now that they’re going to need as many taxpayers as possible to pay for all of that healthcare?

    We’ll need at least 3 from each woman of child-bearing age, and if they can’t come up with that many, I’m afraid we’re going to have to force their parents to come up with an amount equivalent to what those future taxpayers would have brought to the table.

    We’re also going to need them sooner rather than later, so no birth control for you, either.

    Oh, and we can’t be having any gay marriage now – they certainly can’t produce biological children if they aren’t paired up with a person who has the right “plumbing”. After you’ve popped out 3 biological serfs, then we’ll talk…..

  190. I’m pretty sure they can now compel us to adopt illegal aliens over the age of 5 and then ban us from having our own children.

  191. Adopting non-infants keeps us from having to pay for natal or pre-natal care, you see.

  192. We know how to keep congress from doing this again.Just remember the assault weapons ban, and why even under Obama with both houses they did not dare to try that again.

    When every single democrat is out on their ass wondering what hit them. They will fear doing it again and resort to fast and furious to try to get around things.

  193. On the plus side, Obama was hoping to avoid Obamacare as an election issue. Now the issue will dog him at every step.

  194. Maybe he can take time off from the golf and campaigning to help Stedman pick out a few things for prison.

  195. Quick, while all the chickenshit Dems are outside the House, lock the doors!!!

  196. Hmm, don’t see anything on Holder and the walkout. Can someone point out a site for me?

  197. Never mind, I figured out what F5 does at AOS.

  198. HA! Dumbass http://www.therightsphere.com/2012/06/great-new-video-obamatax/

  199. Pretty level headed analysis from Krauthammer. Roberts-esque, you might say.

  200. Heh, Ann Coulter in 2005:

    http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2005-07-20.html

  201. Quick, while all the chickenshit Dems are outside the House, lock the doors!!!

    Change the locks while you’re at it…..

  202. Did I miss the Tea Party riots that the Dems were promising would happen?

    (And I bought a new pitchfork and everything…..)

  203. Where is everyone?

  204. We’re busy packing for the move to the compound in Wyoming.

  205. I’m out rioting.

  206. Actually, I’m not packing until tomorrow. I was occupying my lake.

  207. Hah, the h2 ranch, where the chickens roam free.

  208. Is there…um…is there room for some bruised and abused folk from Connecticut at the H2 ranch? We’re good workers.

    *imitates Carin’s avatar*

  209. A ranch without beaten down ct’ers isn’t a ranch worth having.

  210. I was reading one of the “Justice Roberts just B’rer Rabbitted them!!!111!!!” stories, and trying to remember where my Culpepper Minutemen flag us.

    But then, I’m not sure I actually want to give that warning.

  211. BiW,
    Did Roberts NOT put a stake in the “Commerce Clause”?
    (See Scotts 5:21 comment)

  212. And he still handed them the means to regulate personal behavior anyway.

    All they have to do is say “You must do this. But if you don’t want to, you must pay us a tax.”

    Bloomberg must had multiple orgasms reading this decision.

  213. But this “TAX” originated in the Senate! That’s a no-no.
    There is an election coming-up. 60-70% of the public is against O-care. If the voters actually vote that way. O-care is dead.
    The D’s have been using the Commerce-Clause for 50 years for things like forbidding a farmer from growing grain to feed his own cattle.
    This can all go away in the next congress, if we elect the right people.
    Oh, who am I kidding? The “low information voter” is going to continue to vote for which-ever party mom & dad did.
    We’re BONED…

  214. We have an hiring freeze in place at all local Sam’s and Walmart locations. They are not filling any full time positions either. Shuffling people already in position.

  215. IMPORTANT HOSTAGE TYPE NEWSWORTHY TYPE THINGEE!

    http://is.gd/vLfvmw

  216. Cool,
    The bomb-squad is going to the local “Co-Part” wrecking yard to look at a ‘suspicious package’ (pipe-bomb) in the trunk of a car just down the street.
    I thought rural Pierce County was so peaceful and quiet until I started listening to the scanner.

  217. Forward!

  218. Lean over a little more, Scott…

  219. Our town is like that. No crime is reported.

  220. Did anybody regret giving anybody else a lifetime appointment to an important position today?

  221. The mafia has changed. We used to have hits in our town, that has stopped. I think they all went into politics.

  222. Blood is a big expense.

    /Solazzo

  223. Have things changed in Meigs County?
    That was similar.

  224. Beats me. I never read the paper.

  225. Good evening, fellow citiz … err, subjects.

  226. ugh…

    what a long, shitty day.

  227. Hey, this just occurred to me: Do funemployed people have to pay the penaltax if they don’t have insurance?

  228. worst part about today was that I was in a meeting in NJ this morning that didn’t end until 11:30, so I had to listen to Jerry Rivers talk about the fucking ruling.

  229. All subjects will pay.

    It’s the law of the land.

  230. I was promised free shit.

  231. *shakes Magic 8-ball*

    Sean, signs point to yes.

  232. * snorts Magic 8-ball *
    WHO GIVES A CRAP LETS GO SURFING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  233. I need a “Thanks Nancy” equivalent so I don’t get totally depressed like 2006.

  234. Mitt raised over a million bucks today.

    Thanks, Roberts!

  235. I need a “Thanks Nancy” equivalent so I don’t get totally depressed like 2006.

    i got nuthin’.

  236. Correction, he raised 1.8MM over 1MM.

    fuck, peoples is pissed

  237. last I saw, Dave, it was 3.2million.

  238. gave a demo to a couple of docs in PA today. We spoke briefly about Obamacare. He supports it.

    It was all I could do to not flip out. I simply nodded and said “You are making some good points, but I disagree with the way it was implemented. Can I start the demo now?”

    fucking idiots.

  239. Boy, I bet there are a bunch of Red State Dems who are super jazzed about heading to the convention after this morning.

  240. I just sawr that too.

    You could take a cab to a Hyatt in Boston like, 67 billion times with that kind of jack

  241. Over 2 million, Dave

  242. off-topic, Pennsylvania is a fucked up state. Why can’t I buy beer in a convenience store? Too convenient?

  243. You could take a cab to a Hyatt in Boston like, 67 billion times with that kind of jack

    prolly get really dizzy though….

  244. over is a bad math term

  245. Aaaaand, Jay is slow.

  246. over is a bad math term

    huh?

  247. I said 1.8 million over 1 million, as in added to the 1MM.

    OT, 1.8 million should be your commission. Then we could take lots of cab rides in Boston and buy beers at convenience stores.

  248. OT, 1.8 million should be your commission.

    You, sir, are a very intelligent man.

  249. What a fucking day. Every one of those fat-ass, dipshit bureaucrats at the EPA need to meet the business end of a big fat termination notice.

    Scene: Outdoors, Construction Site, Early Morning

    Me: Wait . . . You want me to collect dirt from the truck tires so it can be thrown in a landfill?

    Foreman: Yep. And guard the fucking gate. We can’t have any of those idiot cocksuckers driving around in our fucking construction site. Here’s your chair.

    Me: . . . I’ll try to look menacing. I heard correctly about the dirt, right?

    Fin

  250. Me: . . . I’ll try to look menacing.

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

    oh… wait…. yer serious?

  251. >> You, sir, are a very intelligent man.

    I ain’t as stupid as I look.

  252. You can pick me up too, MJ. Check your email.
    ———————-
    Umm, Jay, that was pretty gay.

  253. I said I’d try. I might have managed slightly miffed at one point but I didn’t have a mirror to practice with.

  254. I ain’t as stupid as I look.

    if that were the case, you would not be able to breathe involuntarily.

  255. I might have managed slightly miffed at one point

    Just shot straight past “irked” huh?

    nice work.

  256. I tell the youngsters at work “it’s not than I’m particularly smart, it’s that I’ve been doing this so long, I know what not to do.”

    Take shellfish for instance, random example.

  257. The highlight of the day was getting picked up for a drive across town in MJ’s rollerskate. A cop yelled at us.

  258. Take shellfish for instance, random example.

    coward.

    The highlight of the day was getting picked up for a drive across town in MJ’s rollerskate.

    How many phone books was he sitting on to see over the dashboard?

  259. How many phone books was he sitting on to see over the dashboard?

    Two. And Mrs. MJ is awesome. Not quite as funny as Mrs. Cuffy (who is?), but just as pretty and charming. MJ married up.

  260. funny moment in my demo today. Woman says “in 5 sentences or less, tell me about the reporting features in your system.”

    I went a little longer than 5 sentences. Then I went to show the ability to generate a graph of price history for an item. She stops me and says “That’s more than 5 sentences.”

    I said “Oh, I’m not talking about reports anymore. This is a ‘feature.'”

    Docs were impressed with my quick-wittedness.

  261. Sarah Palin looks hideous on GVS right now.

  262. Seriously, Sarah, go back top the bangs.

  263. I did it! I did it! NEWPOAT!

    were we discussing anything important?

    gosh, I hope not

  264. MJ married up.

    like there was any chance of the opposite happening…

  265. focus people! FOCUS!!

    new youtube
    wha?

  266. anybody else hear a buzzing sound?

  267. *bark* *bark* *bark* *bark* *bark*

  268. damn, that’s really annoying.

    *calls front desk to demand a different internet

  269. Hah, great story, jewstin.

  270. >> MJ married up

    didn’t we all.

  271. hahaha, you are sooooooooooo stuck with me
    to use cyn’s words……..”wiserbuns”

  272. dave, dave, dave
    NEW POAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  273. So we’re staying here, right?

  274. >> MJ married up

    so, what you’re saying is… Mrs. MJ is a “normie?”

  275. So we’re staying here, right?

    Well, at least until someone puts up a new poat…

  276. rat bastage summbitches

  277. Ok, that’s what I thought.

    Also, any update on that buzzing noise?

  278. Mrs. MJ took pics because dummy me forgot a camera.

  279. *shouting*

    BUZZING NOISE? I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?

  280. Also, any update on that buzzing noise?

    They said it might be from the woman in the room next door. Will require more time to confirm…..

  281. Mrs. MJ took pics because dummy me forgot a camera.

    roamie and the MJ meat-up:

    http://tinyurl.com/cfqahyd

  282. Hahahahahahaha, Mrs. MJ told a story of seeing a midget on a giant elliptical at the gym and didn’t want to stare, but did want to take a pic and have MJ put it up here. “Working out hard today”

  283. Did Vman make it to the minimeat?

  284. but did want to take a pic and have MJ put it up here. “Working out hard today”

    AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/6pv2vq5

  285. damn. just realized I have HBO and just missed The Newsroom.

    Oh well, maybe Bill Maher will be on soon……

  286. Go big. Isn’t Crazy Larry on MessNBC?

  287. The description on Comcast for his show calls him a “quick witted politcal analyst”.

  288. Go big. Isn’t Crazy Larry on MessNBC?

    ugh. don’t think I’m in the mood for “smug” right now….

  289. It helps if you sharpen a big knife while watching the insufferable cockholster.

    Like a machete.

  290. Vman did not make it to the meatup. Said he wasn’t feeling well. Sorry that I missed him.

  291. It helps if you sharpen a big knife while watching the insufferable cockholster.

    actually, I have to keep heavy objects out of reach when I watch those lying, obnoxious cocksuckers. I can’t afford to keep replacing my TVs.

  292. Think of it as ingesting a little iocaine powder daily.

    I can actually take almost 5 minutes before I start sounding like an ancient mariner with Tourettes.

  293. assfaces

  294. there is is again!

    that’s it. I’m changing hotels. Maybe Motel 6 has better internet…

  295. hahaha, gawd I love you and miss you, wiser

  296. Don’t do it! It’s a TRAP!

  297. get up there to the new poat, biw!

  298. So…..can the State now compel women to HAVE babies, now that they’re going to need as many taxpayers as possible to pay for all of that healthcare?

    I guess so.

    *raises hand*

    I’m here to help you girls do your duty.


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