Senior’s Tax Return

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012  from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

MMM 110: Hi there, here we go again.

So, should we do anything special to celebrate MMM 110?
Yeah, you’re right, that’d be kinda silly. How about we just do a bunch of pictures like usual?
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The Progression Continues….

Two weeks ago we visited “hot” in Kate Upton.

Last week it was “hot badass” in Gina Carano.

This week, this week we’re just going badass.

The post will be simple, like all of you. Badass soldiers doing badass things set to badass music.

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Crash Pants Bumble Fluff

Like you guys give a shit what a poat is called.

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Lemon Bear Dick Punch–The Drink

As you may have heard, our friend Wiser has a radio show, featuring a devilish and handsome young chap…Wiserbud. Some other POS named MJ does a drink thing to close the show, but based on feedback from others at the station, it’s just a time filler before they get to the Poop & Gardening Show which directly follows Special Edition Saturday.


Based on hours of research, countless nights spent mixing various ingredients, and perhaps divine inspiration, the H2 has given rise to (Lippy) a particularly interesting cocktail. Behold: the Lemon Bear.

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MMM 109: Now’s no time to recline

Holy crap it’s MONDAY! Again!

I never thought that would happen! Okay, that’s not true. Pretty much saw it coming. Because I’m frickin’ psychic.

Today’s message is that we need to remember what’s important:
That’s right, leg day.

Also, it’s time to take the tree down.
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