Friday Night Restless

Honestly, I think of the Hostages like this:

Except I see the House Band being a bit rowdier.  At least as rowdy as clarinetists and tuba playing faggots can be.

Now I’ll go back to being Dad who stayed at home with his boys on a Friday night.

But first, the hawttest song ever recorded:

171 Comments

  1. *straightens poat*

  2. repoated from the old poat

    So, I have a proposition for california.

    They elect that Moonbeam asshole (because they are stupid) and we “bail them out” by splitting the state into forty-nine partitions, each partition belonging to a different state. If that state chooses, they can maintain their “colony” in Cali. If not, they can choose to have their colony assimilate into normal non-teat sucking society or blast them off the freaking map.

  3. I’m at NO indians. Dammit.

  4. I used to think that Sophie Hawkins song was hot, until I saw her sing it to Melissa Etheridge.

    Sophie – hawt

    Melissa – not so much and blindingly, obnoxiously, arrogantly stupid as well.

  5. Melissa – not so much and blindingly, obnoxiously, arrogantly stupid as well.

    You just described 95% of the “entertainment” industry.

  6. I am WAITING for “I think you have my stapler” Milton to show up in this movie and he hasn’t yet. COME ON MILTON, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

  7. You just described 95% of the “entertainment” industry.

    Yeah, but it’s nice that SOME of them are not so adamant about exposing their idiocy as often and as loudly as possible.

  8. I am WAITING for “I think you have my stapler” Milton to show up in this movie and he hasn’t yet. COME ON MILTON, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

    Uuuuummmmm, Yeaaaaaahhhh. About that…
    Milton can’t show up until you come in on Saturday and re-do all of those TPS reports.
    You didn’t put the right coverpage on them.

  9. Shit, I didn’t get the memo.

  10. Well. That was awkward.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQkf-LmsGZw

  11. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Milton just showed up as an evil scientist. SUHWEET!

  12. Shit, I didn’t get the memo.

    The two Bobs have a copy. They’re in the conference room.

  13. I have actually written TPS reports and giggled like a moron.

  14. All I want to to know is WTF does TPS stand for?

    I’s kinda like a WENUS.

  15. Biw, I generally come in fifteen minutes late and I use the side door, that way Lumburgh doesn’t see me. Then I space out at my desk for a while. I’d say in a given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of work.

  16. Damn. I AM in a mood tonight.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LkFNZauk90

    My freinds all thought I was sick for digging this movie.

  17. Thermal protection system

    To pee standing

    Test protocol standards

    Total Promissory savings

    Trending priority shit

  18. Heh. Funny hashtag game on Twitter: http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23BlameJakeTapper

  19. To pee standing….always a winner.

  20. Night, y’all. It’s bedtime for me and Dick.

  21. Good evening, suckers of cock.

  22. Good night, Kelly and Dick.

  23. Quitters.

  24. Thermal protection system

    Ah – many’s the hypersonic vehicle TPS I’ve had to size.

  25. Roamy says goodnight to her dick?

  26. That header photo is kind of hypnotically nasty. It’s sort of like that “is it a candlestick or two people kissing” optical illusion. But way nastier.

  27. geoff, maybe you can corroborate this for me. One of the other engineers said the Russians used to build heatshields out of very thick oak and just let it char.

  28. WTF does this even fucking mean?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv-fbO-_xl0

  29. Roamy, other than charring the oak, what have you been up to lately?

  30. One of the other engineers said the Russians used to build heatshields out of very thick oak and just let it char.

    I’d heard that woods were tested by the US back in the 50’s, and that some of them performed pretty well. But I didn’t think it was oak that they liked – maybe Teak? I don’t remember. It was a passing comment by some guru back when I was a 2nd Lieutenant.

    I never heard of the Soviets using it, but most of their RV construction stuff was TS at the time, and I only had a Secret until near the end of my Air Force stint.

  31. I’ve got a secret.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWXjrHOZtrQ

  32. XBrad, I caught shit for missing a microscope class that I knew I was too tired for, and my team lead didn’t bother passing the message along. And I made a Ph.D. look bad.

  33. I’ve got a secret.

    Say the magic woid and win a hundred dollahs.

  34. geoff, one of my personal work highlights was getting to look at the Stardust heatshield post-flight.

  35. You still need classes on microscopes?

    Looking for Wiser’s ween?

  36. Looking for Wiser’s ween?

    Frankly, that was beneath even you.

  37. Looking for Pelosi’s attraction. It’s on the nano scale.

  38. Task Performance Sheet for me. I do ’em all the time.

    The sooner the header pic changes, the better…

    I just deleted about 8 paragraphs of ranting about how my mom is driving me fucking nuts. Aren’t you glad?

  39. Looking for Pelosi’s attraction.

    Hatred. It’s what libs adore most.

  40. Peel – Post it. . . you will feel better.

  41. BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptdddQB6M9I

  42. geoff, one of my personal work highlights was getting to look at the Stardust heatshield post-flight.

    That’s pretty cool, though you get heated up over the oddest things. But that reminds me: I’ve got an ablated antenna window/heatshield arcjet test model – it’s right upstairs in my room. Why don’t we go up and have a look?

  43. Here’s a little shooty for you:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjETgKkavDc&feature=grec_index

  44. t’s right upstairs in my room. Why don’t we go up and have a look?

    Looks like someone hoping to get a late birthday present……

  45. geoff, I really want to see the etchings from the micrometeroid impacts.

    good night all… <3 & :-*

  46. It’s worse than that, Wiser.

    He really does want to show her his ablated atenna.

  47. good night all…

    Nice work there, geoff

  48. an ablated antenna window/heatshield arcjet test model

    hawt. You do the arcjet test at Ames or Tullahoma?

    As for getting heated up over odd things, well, better that than boring meetings and ISO crap.

  49. Well, all day meeting at work tomorrow, followed by a Halloween gig. I shall be Jake Blues. I got the build for it. And the hat. And prescription motherfuckin lenses in my Wayfarers (thank God).

    Night punkins

  50. geoff, I really want to see the etchings from the micrometeroid impacts.

    *runs upstairs – pokes holes in test model*

    Oh Mrs. Peeeeeellllll.

  51. I really want to see the etchings from the micrometeroid impacts

    Mrs. Peel, that’s my schtick. Though some of these guys would cheer for girl on girl…

  52. hawt. You do the arcjet test at Ames or Tullahoma?

    Good ole AEDC. This was back in 1985, I think.

  53. ‘K, whoever gets Rosetta in this year’s Secret Santa has to order him a subscription to this magazine.

    http://bodaciousmagazine.com/

    Or, at the very least, renew his subscription.

  54. Though some of these guys would cheer for girl on girl…

    You have a cup, perhaps?

  55. I shall be Jake Blues. I got the build for it. And the hat. And prescription motherfuckin lenses in my Wayfarers (thank God).

    …and the perfect set of excuses if you’re late to the meeting.

  56. ll day meeting at work tomorrow, followed by a Halloween gig. I shall be Jake Blues.

    How much would you pay to learn that he fucked up and got these backwards?

  57. Wiser, ew. I have not seen that, because I know it cannot be unseen.

  58. Roamy makes a wise choice there…

  59. Wiser, ew. I have not seen that, because I know it cannot be unseen.

    Actually, neither have I. Heard enough about it to know better.

  60. Nice shooty, XBrad.

  61. >> You have a cup, perhaps?

    Hahahahaha. Ewwwww.

  62. XBrad, I’ll play that one for my daughter in the morning. She likes the shooty and the ‘splodey like her mama. I just have to listen to it first. Don’t want her picking up things like “DIE MOTHERFUCKER!” this early.

  63. That link was “Bloatacious,” not “Bodacious.”

  64. Roamy, your humble scribe came about 2 feet from being squished permanently by a Sherridan.

  65. Teh Sarah’s FaceChimp post on Loser Moocowskie … Lock & Load: http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=448505023434

  66. Though some of these guys would cheer for girl on girl…

    Some?

  67. Look, we’re easy. Just a pillow fight in your nighties.

    Okay?

  68. Roamy, your humble scribe came about 2 feet from being squished permanently by a Sherridan.

    do tell

  69. Yeah, the DIE MOTHERFUCKER thing… I sometimes forget to put a warning label on the vids I post. I mean, after so many years of hearing it, I forget that it isn’t polite dinner conversation.

  70. the black suit, tie and hat are on the left side of the closet,

    the jeans and sportshirt on the right.

    *dear God, please don’t let me fuck this up

  71. Michael, Peel and I already did the pillow fight – at your house, no less.

  72. Not much of a story, Romita. I was a dismount troop in a valley at Ft. Irwin one dark night, when one of the OpFor M551 came charging up the draw. They are weird sounding, and pretty quiet for a tank, so I didn’t quite move fast enough. I didn’t even see him till he was about 10 feet away. I jumped out my ass and barely missed becoming track lube.

    That was the same night I couldn’t find the damn rattlesnake. And also the same night I got “fraticided”

  73. Michael, Peel and I already did the pillow fight – at your house, no less.

    I know, but I was drunk and forgot to record it.

  74. Michael, for a nominal fee, like, say, pics of your wife in her bikini, I’ve got pics of a Romy/Cyn/Skylia pillow fight.

  75. fraticided?

    Also who was it that you told to get the fuck off the track so he wouldn’t become track lube? Chief of Staff someone?

  76. I know, but I was drunk and forgot to record it.

    Things Nixon should have said.

  77. Michael, Peel and I already did the pillow fight

    I used to only slightly dislike Michael, but now I full on hate him.

  78. I’ve got pics of a Romy/Cyn/Skylia pillow fight.

    Who doesn’t?

    http://tinyurl.com/2bsgb5s

  79. *dear God, please don’t let me fuck this up

    Paint “R” and “L” on your feet.

    I’ll let you figure out which goes where.

  80. Michael, for a nominal fee, like, say, pics of your wife in her bikini, I’ve got pics of a Romy/Cyn/Skylia pillow fight.

    Deal, Brad. I’ll sneak a pic with my iPhone the next time we go hot-tubbing.

    Oh wait, she’ll probably be nekkid. Is that OK?

  81. It was the Chief of Staff of the United States Army. The highest ranking Army officer.

    “fraticided”= got zapped in laser tag by my own team. One of our Brads saw our hill (occupied by 6 of us) suddenly had an extra 167 people on it, so he hosed it down.

    MILES= Multiple Integrated Laser Engagement System, aka, laser tag for troops AND tanks.

  82. Things Nixon should have said.

    Fuck no, we don’t need wage and price controls! That’s just plain fucking stupid!!

  83. I used to only slightly dislike Michael, but now I full on hate him.

    Wiser, I’ve met a lot of slow learners in my life, but you are special.

  84. Michael, OK, but you got to throw in some puppeh pics as well.

  85. Things Nixon should have said.

    Environmental Protection Agency? Are you fucking kidding me? Get the fuck out of my office, commie!

  86. but you are special.

    OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA…….

  87. Better to yell at the Chief of Staff than explain why he’s bloody pulp.

  88. Things Nixon should have said.

    Open the door to who? China? You’re kidding – those commie bastards?

  89. Things Nixon should have said.

    We’ll let the USS Kennedy pick up the Apollo 11 astronauts, not the Hornet.

  90. It was the Chief of Staff of the United States Army. The highest ranking Army officer.

    Oh big fucking deal. I met Minnie Mouse at Epcot.

  91. Michael, host another meatup, and we’ll do a re-enactment. Or include Kelly for a three-way pillow fight.

  92. Things Nixon should have said.

    Look, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you guys fucked up and you’re going to have to pay the price.

  93. I have a nice pic of Minne giving me and my sister a hug at Disneyland.

  94. I have a nice pic of Minne giving me and my sister a hug at Disneyland.

    Baloo was in love with my sister and followed her around all day.

  95. I also attended an intimate lunch with Ronald Reagan and a few of his close friends in St. Louis.

    By “few” I mean, of course, about 1,200 other people.

  96. Yeah, I gave Minnie Mouse a pat on the fanny. Couldn’t get Snow White within 10 feet of me after that…

  97. Actually, one of the most precious pictures we have of Daughter Michael when she was little is her getting a hug from Minnie at the “theme breakfast” at our hotel on-property.

    The look of rapture on her face is priceless.

  98. Things Nixon should have said.

    Title IX? Are you fucking kidding me? Do realize how this kind of things can be perverted and abused? Sorry, but no.

  99. Things Nixon should have said.

    Hey Henry Kissinger!! Fuck you, fuck your lame foreign policy, and fuck your “I’m so smart because my voice is so low and ponderous” voice. Go get a job, asshole.

  100. I was Snow White until I drifted.

  101. Michael, OK, but you got to throw in some puppeh pics as well.

    Nope. I’ll swap for nekkid wife pics, but those puppeh pics are worth money. They are just too damn cute, unlike that fugly Floyd.

  102. You all have a wonderful evening.

    Don’t drink as much as I’m about to.

  103. **rubs chin**

    OK. Deal.

  104. Things Nixon should have said.

    Ping-pong diplomacy is for fags. Let’s put a few nukes on Taiwan.

  105. I was Snow White until I drifted.

    GROAN.

  106. Things Nixon should have said.

    Televised debate? No, I would prefer not. Thanks anyway.

  107. You know, the worst that could happen is this:

    Cathy: Why are you taking pics of me as I strip to get in the hot tub?

    Michael: I’m gonna send ’em to XBrad.

    Cathy:………………….

    Michael: I’m trading for pillowfight pics of Roamy and Cyn and Sky!

    Michael’s corpse is found in the hot tub by Pablo the newly hired pool boy.

  108. fin

  109. Brad, I think faster than that. The conversation would really go like this:

    Cathy: Why are you taking pics of me as I strip to get in the hot tub?

    Michael: Well, uh, hmmm, I’m gonna use them to jack off at work during my lunch break.

    Cathy: Remember to lock the door to your office.

  110. Things Nixon should have said.

    Spiro who? No, I don’t think so.

  111. Things Nixon should have said.

    You know, “CREEP” is kind of a stupid acronym for our organization…

  112. Well, when she founds out your pics of her are cheaper than the puppehs, you might need to do some ‘splainin.

  113. Roamy, did you ever watch that episode of lock & load I sent you? it was kid friendly.

  114. XBrad, yes, I did. I (heart) R. Lee Ermey. Come to think of it, I don’t think I did show that to the kids.

  115. YOU DIDN’T THINK TO SHOW YOUR KIDS THE TREBUCHET?!

    **shuns the rocketchick**

    **but only for a minute**

  116. They’ve built their own trebuchet.

  117. Things Nixon should have said.

    A picture with Elvis Presley? Oh, give me a break already, would you?

  118. **Knock-knock**

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqY_yXeetB8&feature=related

  119. “A picture with Elvis Presley? Oh, give me a break already, would you”

    Hey! Don’t be knocking the greatest photo of all fuckingtime! That is so fucking awesome, it swims in a river of poontang and never needs a liferaft

  120. I bought a postcard of the Nixon/Elvis handshake at the National Archives gift store years ago.

  121. Sean: so did I. Greatest moment ever

  122. Things Nixon should have said.

    No, we’re not going to have Canadian hippies performing at the White House.

  123. It’s after midnight, and I’m fading. Good night, y’all (((squishy hugs))) Yes, even a hug for Batman. Watch the hands, though.

  124. Things Nixon should have said.

    Shut the fuck up, Pat. I don’t care if they agreed not to play “American Woman.”

    We’re talking about louse-infested Canadian hippies playing that loud rock and roll shit. Prince Charles will be here. It will be an embarrassment.

  125. Things Nixon should have said.

    You bitches should be thanking my ass for Jimmah Carter and kissing my ass for forgetting what a fuckup he was.

  126. g’night, all.

  127. Things Nixon should have said.

    Hell no, I am not a Keynesian.

    If anybody here thinks I am a Keynesian, you can suck my Johnson.

    Heh, “Johnson,” get it?

  128. Things Nixon should have said.

    Shirlena?

  129. Nixon never should have told George Allen to run that play

  130. Things Nixon should have said.

    If they want peace talks, we’ll have them in Buffalo, not Paris. That should make them get serious.

    If they don’t like that, they can suck my Lyndon.

  131. Heh, “Johnson,” get it?

    No. Was there a prominent member of his administration by the name of Johnson?

    If you mean Lyndon Johnson, that was not a person who Nixon could call “my Johnson.”

  132. If they don’t like that, they can suck my Lyndon.

    Again, these references to LBJ are inapt, seeing as how Nixon had nothing to do with Johnson’s presidential administration.

    This is akin to a universe where Batman makes Spider-Man references in regards to his own genitals.

  133. Sean, Johnson was Nixon’s role model. Johnson was the ultimate corrupt imperial president. Nixon sought to be his Republican counterpart.

  134. You know, you could have just played along with the joke.

    Why so serious?

  135. .

  136. wakey wakey

  137. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2010 1:37 am

    You know, you could have just played along with the joke.

    Why so serious?

    http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4962631/13212500

  138. Mornin’ Ms C ar in

    *** Gives her the DoubleAnkle Whisker Rub ***

  139. How come no one can hang out in the mornings when I’m around.

    *thinks for a minute

  140. YEA! Sox is here.

  141. Most hostages are sleeping it off, not thinking about how far they are going to run.

    For hostages:

    http://is.gd/gu6y7

    For Car in:

    http://is.gd/gu6Sh

  142. Comment by xbradtc on October 30, 2010 12:28 am

    Yeah, I gave Minnie Mouse a pat on the fanny. Couldn’t get Snow White within 10 feet of me after that…

    On the other hand, the “Boss” couldn’t beat Goofy off with a stick. I think the two of them enjoyed it…..

  143. Good morning people & felines!

  144. How come no one can hang out in the mornings when I’m around.

    *thinks for a minute

    Ms. Ca rin, I wish I had more time to hang out. Work MousrHunting is Nutz. Just got the paperwork for work Visa for Brazil. Should take 4 to 6 months to process. (F**K YOU George Soros!!!) Not sure if I’ll have internet down there. Be 45 to 60 days at a shot.

  145. *** Checks Wallet ***

    Mornin’ Brew!!

  146. Sox, where ya been you mangy, flea-bearing, animated dust mop?

  147. Comment by daveintexas on October 29, 2010 11:45 pm

    Well, all day meeting at work tomorrow, followed by a Halloween gig. I shall be Jake Blues. I got the build for it. And the hat. And prescription motherf**kin lenses in my Wayfarers (thank God).

    Night punkins

    Now I would have said “More like Meatloaf”….

  148. Morgan City La, Brew. Gettin’ worked half to death….

  149. #$%&@##. Gotta go MouseHunt. Later Y’all!!

  150. Work is good! Or at least better than the alternative. I’ve been watching the Swamp People show on Discovery, have I seen you?

  151. actually its on History channel. Good show though.

  152. Mornin’.

    It’s a fine, crisp, chilly fall morning here in central Ohio. Perfect for leaf raking.

    *hands rakes to Boy 1 and Boy 2*

    *makes another pot of coffee*

  153. Pups, I just wait until the leaves blow into the woods.

  154. ost hostages are sleeping it off, not thinking about how far they are going to run.

    I did my long run (of the week) yesterday. I’ve got easily sailing this weekend. 5 or 6 miles max – and I have to take one of the days off. Not sure which one.

    I had another idea about running – FIND A NEW ROUTE. I’m telling you, when I do a long run, I try to run a new route. Or one I haven’t done in a while.

    Makes a world of difference.

    So, don’t try to do your normal path and add some. You get to the “add” point, and not feel like doing it.

  155. Sox, you’re gonna like Brazil. Great people. Great food. Beautiful wimmens.

    Also, a huge amount of crime, so be careful.

  156. Mornin’

    Heading to Foxboro to rally with Scott, Charlie and Sean. So few Republicans in MA, we’re all on a first-name basis.

  157. It’s a fine, crisp, chilly fall morning here in central Ohio.

    Autumn is actually the only good time of year in central Ohio, and it lasts about three weeks.

  158. Muahahahaha: http://biggovernment.com/publius/2010/10/30/saturday-open-thread-thank-you-jon-stewart-edition/

    All ur ground gamez are belong to us!

  159. Heading to Foxboro to rally with Scott, Charlie and Sean.

    Tell Sean I gave him money, and he can stay with me if he ever comes to Dallas and doesn’t mind sleeping in a super-gay guest room.

  160. My part of the northeast has enjoyed a rather remarkable year for weather.

    Spring broke early (or on time, depending how you look at things) and warm, we had a REAL Summer, and Autumn has been mild, dry, and pleasant so far. Usually the end of October/ beginning November is characterized by cold and precipitation.

    I hope this holds through to our Boston Moron Meetup in a couple weeks. :)

  161. good morning, you people.

  162. Who wants a new poat?

  163. *stomach growls*

    I’m too weak to poat right now.

    Waiting for Scott to bring me some beffish and coffee.

  164. this poat has nixon funneh and pillowfights.

  165. Then again this poat has Michael fapping at work…

  166. I’m headed off to work. Woke up with an answer to something that nagged me yesterday afternoon.

    In any event, hello and good day to all.

  167. I’ve got poat fodder, just wasn’t sure if this was ready to be pushed down or not.

  168. salt n peppa would know what to do, madam infrastructure.

  169. new poat is up. Sorry Roamy, I hadn’t read your comment before I posted.

  170. reason, I don’t know anything about salt n peppa. Probably racist of me.

    Also, new poat.

  171. I’m confused.


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