This Is Why It’s Hard for You to STFU

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This is what everyone feels like when you comment:

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World Series Update [Sean M.]:

Rosetta?

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You sumbitch.

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From The Daily Caller.

This morning, in a phone conversation with The Daily Caller from his South Carolina home, Alvin Greene explained his strategy for winning the race.

“I am getting around to the fairs around the state — this fair season — and reminding the folks there that DeMint started the recession,” he said. “That’s the bottom line”.

If he doesn’t beat DeMint, the terrorists have already won.

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[UPDATE: Darth Vader]

The lose is strong with this one.

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Also, someone get me a cold beer.

383 Comments

  1. Wow. This post is awesome.

  2. MOM!!! DICK DOESN’T APPRECIATE FINE ART!!!

  3. This poat is a distraction from really important shit that was still being discussed on the previous poat. Rosetta is more than likely a premature ejaculator as well.

  4. Texas has already had too many presidents. MI has only had one. Gerry was a fine man, but it’s not exactly a point of pride.

  5. Spooge
    this poat licks Spooge.

    Empties my kimber into poat. Between Dick and I we have 16 center of mass shots.

  6. *uses holes in poat torso as cupholders*

    *makes a pitcher of caipirinhas and pours everybody a round*
    *garnishes each glass with a clump of bloody poat-hair*

    This is what it must feel like to be Martha Stewart!

    *prances off*

  7. Ten dollars says Roshelle was googling “goatse” when he found homeboy.

  8. Dick, here’s where Chrispy linked your book:

    http://www.neptunuslex.com/2010/10/27/lone-loser/#comments

  9. IN THE MAIL: Universal Artificial Intelligence.

    /pupsterblender

  10. **pinches Laura’s butt**

    Doesn’t feel like Martha Stewart to me…

  11. Where is the Kindle edition Leon?
    $72 is a bit much for me. Being unemployed and all.

  12. I choose to believe this poat is only about xBrad.

  13. oops,
    my bad.


    Where is the Kindle edition Leon?
    $72 is a bit much for me. Being unemployed and all.

  14. Only the good parts in the comments are about me.

    MCPO, I take it you know the MCPON?

    Funny, I’ve met EUCOM, and I’ve met the CoS of the Army, but never met the SMA.

  15. I bought the top “Used – Like New” one for $43.

  16. Brought over from old poat.
    Who wants PG’s avatar to change?

    Me! I suggest this: http://tinyurl.com/23v3g4a

  17. Did anybody cut anyone else’s head off with a Samurai sword today?

  18. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

    Two hilarious items were sent to me by a former co-worker from my previous job:

    1) They hired a new Director of Implementations this month and a new VP of Client services in August. They released a press release for each. The press releases are, word-for-word, exactly the same, except for the person’s name. Verbatim.

    Fucking idiots aren’t even smart enough to change the wording of some BS press releases.

    2) The media kit and prospectus for the biggest trade show of the industry were sent out today. They include pictures from last years conference. I am prominently displayed in both. In the prospectus, I am dead center of the photo at the top of the Exhibitor’s application page.

    Heh heh heh. I know that, deep down inside, that is just killing the fucking douchbags.

  19. leon, you do genetic algorithms?

  20. Also learned that they have exactly three sales since I was let go.

    Three.

    We were told earlier this year that if they didn’t make $5million in sales, they were going to be out of business.

    *crosses fingers……

    ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease……….

  21. Good stuff Wiser!

  22. Dick, someone suggested I live-blog watching Zombieland. Probably sometime Saturday morning.

  23. Fucking idiots aren’t even smart enough to change the wording of some BS press releases.

    Yeah, rewriting something with essentially the same information is something a monkey could do.

  24. Shit. There’s like, nothing on television tonight.

  25. leon, you do genetic algorithms?

    Only academically and recreationally.

  26. nothing on television tonight.

    Thanks for DVRs

  27. Yeah, rewriting something with essentially the same information is something a monkey could do.

    Best part is, it was sent to me by the national Sales Manager of their biggest competitor.

  28. Shit. There’s like, nothing on television tonight.

    Nikita

  29. What about SOLUTIONS wiserbud? Did they not try any SOLUTIONS?

  30. To my Facechimp friends,
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Golden-Retriever-Rescue-of-Southwest-Florida/122770854404479

    The GRRSWF poat
    Donate if you wish.

  31. Anybody watch Sons of Anarchy Tuesday? This whole trip to Ireland is boring me. Not enough murder yet.

  32. Heh:

    Had Joy Behar lived a century ago, she would have been a lewd barmaid somewhere. Now she is an important Democratic “opinionmaker,” browbeating this or that public figure. She stomped off the set in an elephantine huff the other week after Bill O’Reilly failed to pay sufficient homage to Islam.

    I especially like the use of “elephantine.”

  33. Beisbol been berry berry bad to me.

  34. Xbrad changed his avatar?

    Really?

  35. Sean, re: your “Is this something” post at DPUD, I’m thinking what the Dems are looking for is any evidence on of the ‘pubs ever wrote to DoD or DA asking for a favor for someone.

  36. Leon, Mr. RFH used to use genetic algorithms in rocket design – optimizing number of rings and stringers and skin thickness on tanks and cylinders.

  37. What about SOLUTIONS wiserbud? Did they not try any SOLUTIONS?

    heh.

    Speaking of which, the 2nd biggest conference was last week. Teh best my former company could come up with for their booth was a tablecloth that looked like it belonged on a dining room table and a paper tacked to the front with the company name on it, really, really small.

    I guess when they were making up the new graphics for the display stands they normally used for this show, they got broken.

    Of course, the name change went into effect back in May, but they only thought to get new graphics for the display stands last month.

  38. Wiserbud, call them up. Tell them to retract the propaganda with your photo on it or you’ll sue.

    No way! I knew so many people in the industry that this will be great for me and make them look stupid.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if my former company isn’t calling them to have that picture removed, considering how stupid they are.

  39. Sean, re: your “Is this something” post at DPUD, I’m thinking what the Dems are looking for is any evidence on of the ‘pubs ever wrote to DoD or DA asking for a favor for someone.

    I hadn’t thought of that. What kind of favors would they be looking for? Along the lines of promotions for friends or family members in uniform, or contracts for business cronies?

  40. Sean, re: your “Is this something” post at DPUD,

    It’s definitely something. Sadly, it won’t get beyond the blogoshpere.

  41. Leon, Mr. RFH used to use genetic algorithms in rocket design – optimizing number of rings and stringers and skin thickness on tanks and cylinders.

    Very cool. I talked a little about GA in my epic blog poat entitled becoming plants, from way back when my blog had content other than workout logs.

  42. Sean, a good place to look would be reference letters for enlistees requesting felony waivers.

    For instance, if a kid in Alaska, say, got cited for a very minor possession of marijuana bust, in effect, a ticket, he’d still need a felony waiver to join the service. Typically, that is granted by the local recruiting battalion commander, but the waiver request is usually accompanied by letters of reference from members of the community.

  43. Uh, point of order. I thought ONLY the H2 had poats. All other blogs, as moron friendly as they are, still just have sucktacular posts.

  44. Dick, when I was a kid, I misheard the lyrics in that song as “please go away”. Hahahahaha.

  45. Thanks, b-rad. Do you think the scumbags could find anything very damaging?

  46. Sorry, bad habit from being here.

  47. I wouldn’t be surprised if my former company isn’t calling them to have that picture removed, considering how stupid they are

    They could airbrush you out in a Stalinist purge!

  48. Anybody watch Sons of Anarchy Tuesday? This whole trip to Ireland is boring me. Not enough murder yet.

    Thanks Brad. You spoiler polecat.

  49. Heh. This clip was on Red Eye last night. I fucking hate the Gnats, but it was hilarious.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ckloLGOgVo

  50. Another one from 1974

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnqkaH_EP_o

  51. Sean, it isn’t that it would be damaging, per se, but that it would be spun that way.

    ZOMG!!!! EVIL RETHUGLICAN CANDIDATE EXERTED INFLUENCE TO PUT A FELON IN THE ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    **actual letter says “Johnny is a nice boy who screwed up. In our state, possession of a joint is about the same as a traffic ticket. Johnny learned his lesson and now counsels young people to avoid his mistakes. He also cares for sick kittens**

  52. Poat has been updated.

  53. Does it seem to you guys that the dude who dated both these chicks has a ‘type?’

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/4284182/Jury-out-in-blondes-case

  54. annoying?

  55. Well, he’s got good taste. I mean, it’s hard to find girls with humps in NZ, but other than that, they’re finne.

  56. Here’s the news story I was talking about earlier: http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/12002600196524/soldier-home-from-iraq-surprises-daughters/

    Also, fever’s back with a vengeance. L8r.

  57. Before I met you, Rosetta, that’s pretty much how I expected you to look around the house. Creeping into the back of the scene in a gimp outfit.

    After I met you, pretty sure I was right.

  58. Oh, they’re definitely babes, it’s just that they look like nearly the same person to me.

  59. so my life sucks now. They blocked The hostages from work (adult content) and so I cant poat from my blackberry even and the laptop is Counts and he is on it most during the evenings so I may be scarce for quite some time. Know that you will be missed. I got all of our costume crap for Dog the bounty hunter and wife. It is just awful IYKWIMAITTYD

  60. Laura, yeah, I get your point. But really, can you blame him?

  61. Another one from 1974


    OMG Roamy, what a blast from the past! I played it several times, belting out the lyrics. The local radio station played that every morning, along with this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QN6p66AtDc

  62. I had a fever but it went away because of garlic and jalapeno stuffed olives.

  63. They look like the Arquette sisters.

  64. sohos, you need to buy a cheap netbook. About $300-$350. It’s totally worth it.

  65. O HAI Dave, will you hold this for me? I have to go make myself a drink.

  66. USA Today, with the kind of cutting-edge journalism we’ve come to expect: http://twitter.com/teh_Dede/statuses/29045717354

  67. we have a netbook (ninas) and it sucks. I just need to buy a lap top for myself but I cant afford one until at least after the holidays…but how am I going to go all day everyday without my blog?

    MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  68. I gots it.

    There was only one olive in there when you gave it to me. I’m sure of this.

  69. Lipstick, oh my word, everyone I knew HATED that Paul Anka song. How did it get to be #1?

    Another one from 1974
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-

    which they would play on the band bus, and the guys would make fools of themselves. The girls would pretend to be offended by their boorish behavior.

  70. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-qweh7nbQ

    cut and paste FAIL

  71. Mr. Paul Anka wants to know if you understand where he’s coming from, with conscious, and integrity.

  72. Well try not to miss me too much….goodnight all

  73. G’night snowshoe, don’t worry about a thing.

    We’re sending Dick over to talk to your IT manager.

  74. Oh yeah. And when he moves, he slices like a fuckin’ hammer.

  75. USA Today, with the kind of cutting-edge journalism we’ve come to expect

    In other news, water is wet. Dumbasses.

  76. Yay! Thanks layra!

  77. A retaliatory strike.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8&feature=related

    Also, don’t hate the IT VP,

    hate the game.

  78. I tried that hammer thing last Easter dinner, with the big glazed ham.

    Family was NOT impressed.

  79. Dave has made me ill.

    Goodnight, assholes.

  80. Sohos, H2 and AoS is blocked at work. IB isn’t. I figured Michael bribed the right person. We’ll figure it out.

  81. Yeah we need you to talk to a guy about a thing, straighten him out, yannow what I mean.

  82. eh heh heh heh.

  83. This gay post has been made even gayer with some KICK ASS updates.

  84. Oh Roamy, I’m having the best evening listening to those old songs — thank you!

    Mr. Lipstick is in hiding. He was only 5 in 1974 and has no memory of the classics.

  85. Saw that at the drive-in movie and don’t remember any of it except shooting. I need to see that again.

  86. Sohos, H2 and AoS is blocked at work. IB isn’t. I figured Michael bribed the right person. We’ll figure it out.

    What’s IB?

  87. I was 14 in ’74, and had a perpetual hard on.

    You were born in 1860?

    MOM!! LIKE EVERYONE SUSPECTED, DICK IS OLD AS DIRT!!!

  88. Now xbrad has a new avatar? What the fuck man?

  89. Mr Lippy is the same age as me! He must be a fucking stud.

  90. AoS is allowed at work. I’ve never tried H2. I know for a fact that several other people in my building read AOSHQ, so I’m not too worried about consequences for stopping by there on my lunch break.

    Hi, everyone.

    dick, is your book available in an ebook format that’s compatible with my Nook? epub, mobi, pdf, even just the plain text would work (I can [I think; haven’t actually tried it yet] convert text files to epubs pretty easily). Amazon uses a proprietary format, so I can’t convert a Kindle ebook to anything else.

    I’m giving NaNoWriMo another shot. 857 words down, 49,143 to go. (nanowrimo doesn’t officially start until Monday, but I obviously won’t be taking my netbook on the honeymoon, so I’m meeting the spirit of the rules by writing for 30 days.)

    hugs & kisses to all

  91. I was -8 in ’74.

  92. “What’s IB?”

    Irritable bowel.

  93. It’s a syndrome.

  94. Mr Lippy is the same age as me! He must be a fucking stud.

    He’s 41 tomorrow.

    And yes he is!

  95. Lipstick, I have to give credit to Dick – he started it with “Please Go All the Way”.

    Neither of my kids listen to music on their own. I had my own cheap radio at 7 and a decent stereo at 10.

  96. RC, how come you have such good taste in music? That’s a big deal to me.

    I was on a first date with a girl right after college and I asked her what music she liked and she “pretty much everything”. I asked what her favorite song was and she couldn’t name one.

    So I set her on fire while listening to this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U88KuWxayLg

  97. He’s 41 tomorrow.

    And yes he is!

    Happy birfday, Mr Lippy!!

    Did you buy him 41 hookers?

    Why not?

    WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!

  98. Mrs. Peel, I loudly protest AoS being allowed at JSC and not MSFC.

  99. I’ll freely admit I’m not a music person. Just give me something I can dance to…I said DANCE, not jerk my body wildly around in a grotesque parody of intercourse…and I’m happy.

  100. Did you buy him 41 hookers?

    Why not?

    WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!

    I’m going to surprise him with a little Oktoberfest number that’s hidden in the drawer.

    ;)

  101. Mrs. Peel-

    I have no idea what nanowhatever means but I t’m guessing the big day is near. Congratulations and best wishes.

    And as my Jewish friends say, get of my lawn.

  102. Rosetta, I don’t know. Mom having the radio on every day while we ate breakfast? 7 years of band? Singing on open mic nights in college?

  103. “What’s IB?”

    Irritable bowel.

    Why would anyone read a piece of shit?

    H2:

    http://tinyurl.com/2uvulg3

    IB:

    http://tinyurl.com/4gxhjo

  104. Well….if it isn’t my nemesis Jack Straw…

  105. >> grotesque parody of intercourse

    But what if when I…

    oh..

    never mind.

  106. Give me a fucking break, needledick.

    I made this for you with my dick.

    http://tinyurl.com/37pzpz5

  107. Dick and I are the same age?

    He looks way younger than me.

    (I turned 15 on 9.2.74)

  108. H2:

    http://tinyurl.com/2uvulg3

    Hot tub at Michael’s

  109. IB is where I go to complain when H2 is down.

    Also, they are successfully treating irritable bowel syndrome with fecal transplants.

    Yes, that means they put someone else’s poop in your butt, and it cures IBS.

    SCIENCE!

  110. .ascm! Great, I just installed Adobe Digital Editions on my laptop, so I can read it. Will check it out soonish.

    Jack, NaNoWriMo = National Novel Writing Month. nanowrimo.org Participants attempt to write a 50,000 word novella in the 30 days of November. This will be the third year I’ve tried and the first year I SUCCEED. YES. THINK POSITIVE.

  111. Rosetta, I don’t know. Mom having the radio on every day while we ate breakfast? 7 years of band? Singing on open mic nights in college?

    When I was growing up we had an 8-track player in the kitchen and I listened to these greatest hits for about 3 years in a row.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmbT5XC-q0

    That explains my love of music and the bodies in my basement.

  112. >> And we won’t discuss physiques.

    No. We shant.

  113. http://tinyurl.com/2uvulg3

    Hot tub at Michael’s

    Their parents must be sooooo proud.

  114. When I was growing up we had an 8-track player in the kitchen and I listened to these greatest hits for about 3 years in a row.

    That explains my love of music and the bodies in my basement.

    You listened to the Carpenters. In the kitchen.

    Yeah. Well, at least someone was eating a sandwich.

  115. Rosetta, I had Glen Campbell, Marty Robbins, Chet Atkins, and this on 8-track tapes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZBUb0ElnNY

  116. Yes, that means they put someone else’s poop in your butt, and it cures IBS.

    Isn’t that what they used to do in the San Fransico Bathhouses?

  117. World Series – FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

  118. Where were these Rangers last week?

  119. Isn’t that what they used to do in the San Fransico Bathhouses?

    That’s not poop they’re putting in there.

    That said, know any gay dudes with IBS?

  120. I’m going to surprise him with a little Oktoberfest number that’s hidden in the drawer.

    ;)

    Mr. Lipsmack, what do you think about that?

    http://tinyurl.com/2c7dmfp

  121. Mrs P.

    You ought to enlist Rosie as your editor. He. Can’t. Stop. Talking. He’ll be the only editor in history to add words.

    Give him 2 paragraphs and you”re done. Completely.

  122. >> What I’ve got they used to call the blues.

    It was misdiagnosed back then Karen. Which is a damned shame.

  123. How many points did the Texas Oilers score tonight?

    I LOVE BASEBALL!!!!

  124. Bedtime.

  125. That’s not poop they’re putting in there.

    You mean someone sucked it off before they moved on to the next browneye? Ewwwwwww.

  126. How many points did the Texas Oilers score tonight?

    Not nearly enough.

  127. You ought to enlist Rosie as your editor. He. Can’t. Stop. Talking. He’ll be the only editor in history to add words.

    Why….I NEVER!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/35c9wtb

    The last thing JackStraw sees:

    http://tinyurl.com/2ur2d5m

  128. Richard, tell me a story.

  129. My mom still has a working 8-track player and a box of 8-track tapes. One of my many missions this weekend is to get it hooked up to her stereo.

  130. I LOVE BASEBALL!!!!

    and I hear

  131. I still remember the KA-CHUNK sound in the middle of “Kashmir”

  132. My mom still has a working 8-track player and a box of 8-track tapes. One of my many missions this weekend is to get it hooked up to her stereo.

    JEALOUS!!!!

    Nothing is cooler than Foghat on 8-track.

    Nothing!

  133. I still remember the KA-CHUNK sound in the middle of “Kashmir”

    If only Mom had one of those kind of tapes instead of showtunes and easy listening.

  134. Great. Now the Rangers get to reach for the stars, not getting swept like the Astros.

  135. I bet I can get IB at work….sigh

  136. I’m back. Please hold your applause until I’ve had an opportunity to put my pants on.

  137. I think it’s this Akai model.

  138. I used to love 8-tracks.

    You could make out all night in the back seat of the car and never have to stop to flip the tape.

  139. I bet I can get IB at work….sigh

    They let you take sleep aids at work?

  140. and I hear

    Massive Douche JackStraw, you’re one of the smartest people I know.

    What’s your prediction for the number of House seats we pick up and do we get control of the Senate?

  141. Geoff – This is what I had. . . http://tinyurl.com/2vt4yao

  142. oh yep went straight to it

  143. Richard, you didn’t have an auto-reverse cassette deck?

    You could get em from Radio Shack for $149.

  144. I bet I can get IB at work….sigh

    I doubt if anyone here knows if they can get IB at work or not, never having tried.

  145. Geoff – This is what I had. . . http://tinyurl.com/2vt4yao

    Very cool. I love the convenience of modern music formats, but I still miss the old stuff.

  146. can we change the settings on our blog so that its rated PG?

  147. Richard, tell me a story.

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2010/10/28/this-is-why-its-hard-for-you-to-stfu/#comment-406366

    Man…I didn’t expect that ending!!! FUCK YOU CURIOUS GEORGE!!

  148. I still have my Akai R2R hooked up.

    My kids think it looks like computer movie shit from the 70s

  149. Richard, you didn’t have an auto-reverse cassette deck?

    They weren’t available when I was of the age where I was making out in the back seat of cars.

  150. can we change the settings on our blog so that its rated PG?

    Fuck that!

  151. I’m back. Please hold your applause until I’ve had an opportunity to put my pants on.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA

  152. Bwahahahahaha, those 11:24 comments back-to-back!

  153. can we change the settings on our blog so that its rated PG?

    Maybe the settings but certainly not the subject matter.

  154. jeez chief just thought I’d axe

  155. I dont think subject matter manners

  156. Who else is naked?

  157. Richard, you didn’t have an auto-reverse cassette deck?

    They weren’t available when I was of the age where I was making out in the back seat of cars.

    Besides, it gave him something to do while she stopped laughing from the big reveal.

  158. okay, I’m gonna track maentenloch down and kill him for linking that scrabb.ly game.

  159. niteall

  160. Besides, it gave him something to do while she stopped laughing from the big reveal.

    “Big” reveal?

    No.

  161. It’s too cool out tonight to be nekkid.

    I think my fly is open though

  162. Yannow, I thought the Dems were really sleazy during the ’08 elections, but they are really working on a new level of fucktatude this year.

  163. >> What I’ve got they used to call the blues.

    It was misdiagnosed back then Karen. Which is a damned shame.

    Dave, huh?

  164. >>JackStraw, you’re one of the smartest people I know.

    You need to get out more.

    If I knew anything would I be here?

  165. MCPO, I think we are going to see huge amounts of fraud. I hope people will be pissed off enough to make sure it gets the right kind of fixed this time.

  166. >> Dave, huh?

    lyrics from song.

  167. ah

  168. Rosetta, I thought you loved me (in a brotherly super hero way) and I know crap about music (except classical). When I meet you I am going to kick you in the poon.

  169. You need to get out more.

    If I knew anything would I be here?

    Good call, dumbass.

  170. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JjJzMBGUwo

    Goodnight, freaks!

  171. dang, i’m actually shiverin out here on the deck.

    summer is OVAH

  172. >Good call, dumbass.

    I’d say blow me but that would just excite you.

    Fuck it.

    Blow me,.

    How great is it that we are worrying about how big this wave is going to be?”

    I’m going to go touch myself.

  173. Rosetta, I thought you loved me (in a brotherly super hero way) and I know crap about music (except classical). When I meet you I am going to kick you in the poon.

    Don’t take this the wrong way but I thought you were a supermodel from the pictures I’ve seen and I thought it was okay that you didn’t care about music. Because you are so hot and stuff.

    http://tinyurl.com/264lmew

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObG48PZHU2k

  174. Shit, I am tired tonight.

  175. summer is OVAH

    Yep. We had the heat on for the first time yesterday.

  176. Dave sleeps with the fishes.

    nite

  177. I’d say blow me but that would just excite you. Fuck it. Blow me,. How great is it that we are worrying about how big this wave is going to be?” I’m going to go touch myself.

    Hahahahahaha. I like when you hang out here, Jackass.

    http://tinyurl.com/mwssbx

  178. I see tonight is filled with highbrow political analysis.

  179. Rosetta, I want to copy your favorites list. I love the H2 / IB and this is you / this is me shit you pull.

  180. I see tonight is filled with highbrow political analysis.

    http://tinyurl.com/d5yg5j

  181. http://tinyurl.com/d5yg5j

    Apropos for The Hostages, save for the “h” on “Pooh.”

  182. Happy birthday, geoff!

  183. Happy B-day Chart Boy!!!

    Btw, I just saw a million dollar sports car at the Whataburger drive thru.

    A million freaking dollars in a car.

  184. Thanks RFH. It has been a long day, especially with my hangover from last nights frolicking (which involved drinking beer while commenting and watching a couple of online Netflix movies). So I think I’m going to do some work and then retire early.

    Y’all have a good evening.

  185. Thanks mesa.

  186. Rosetta, I want to copy your favorites list. I love the H2 / IB and this is you / this is me shit you pull.

    Trust me. You don’t want to copy my favorites list.

    H2:

    http://tinyurl.com/n5bc2h

    IB:

    http://tinyurl.com/2ayngd4

  187. Going to sleep.

    Gnight nutsacks.

  188. First concert I ever went to was AC/DC. Holy cow, what an awakening.

  189. Happy birthday, geoff.

    I used to like you until Mrs Rosetta met you and she realized that I was only the second smartest man in the world.

    *does that thing where I point my two fingers at my eyes and then I point those same two fingers at geoff’s eyes*

  190. First concert I ever went to was AC/DC. Holy cow, what an awakening.

    MOM!!! ROCKET CHICK IS FUCKING KICK ASS!!!

  191. Nassau Coliseum, Long Island. I had never been to New York before, and I had never been high before. I have no idea what all they were smoking, but I had no depth perception for two hours after that concert.

  192. Oh shit

    http://tinyurl.com/3yakmdx

  193. I’ve been to Rock Hill, SC.

  194. Rosie,

    At least tell me you watched the video update before you went and acted like a DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!

  195. Low of 45 here tonight — don’t know what I’m going to do.

    The low last night was 80 and muggy.

  196. Well, I’m fresh off a case of explosive diarrhea. I feel . . . at peace.

  197. Well, who could’ve possibly guessed that Paul’s comment about his, er, circumstances would kill this poat?

    *everyone raises hands*

  198. Wakey wakey

  199. Comment by Dave in Texas on October 29, 2010 12:15 am

    Dave sleeps with the fishes.

    nite

    Now thats just plain ol’ DISGUSTIN’ even for around here…..

  200. Comment by mesablue on October 29, 2010 12:28 am

    Happy B-day Chart Boy!!!

    Btw, I just saw a million dollar sports car at the Whataburger drive thru.

    A million freaking dollars in a car.

    Who was driving? Oil company exec, Drug Smuggler, Rosetta’s Liquor Distributor, or Charlie Sheen’s favorite Hooker?

    And Happy Late BirthDay Geoff. Bet the cake had 50+ Pink Tri-Angles…..

  201. Comment by Paulitics on October 29, 2010 1:15 am

    Well, I’m fresh off a case of explosive diarrhea. I feel . . . at peace.

    One can only IMAGINE how the diarrhea felt about the entire situation…..

  202. *does that thing where I point my two fingers at my eyes and then I point those same two fingers at geoff’s eyes*

    Ms LauraW!!!11!!! Rosetta’s stealin your schtick!!!!

    Bastage schtick stealer….Off to MouseHunt….

  203. Good morning, folks. Brrrrr, it’s fall. Nice.

    Bill Whittle kicks ass.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TSiJ2Gp058

  204. If you haven’t seen the previous Bill Whittle videos, you should. Clear and concise and deadly to liberal thinking (oxymoron, I know).

    Off to work for me. Y’all have a great day.

  205. I liked it when Bill Whittle did essays.

    pout

  206. I want a kindle. Or one of those readers.

    Sigh.

  207. I finished my book, and now I’m ready to get Dick’s.

    IF I had a kindle … I could be reading it now.

  208. 40 degrees here right now.

    Heading for a high of 50.

  209. sigh.

  210. Comment by sohos on October 28, 2010 11:24 pm
    can we change the settings on our blog so that its rated PG?

    How the fuck is it my fault that sohos can’t H2 while she works? Geeezzz I get blamed for everything around here that xbrad didn’t get blamed for first.

  211. Deal with it PG. It’s your fault.

    Now just apologize.

  212. Good morning, y’all :)

  213. Good morning, y’all.

    You can all relax now – and there’s no need to stand. Really. At ease.

  214. Quick! Let’s have all the fun while dick is gone.

  215. Let’s have all the fun while the dick is gone.

    Darling? Honey? I didn’t know you even knew about this place.

  216. Morning, racists. What just happened here?

  217. Not sure…I said good morning, and y’all showed up :D

  218. Darling? Honey? I didn’t know you even knew about this place.

    Call me what you want, but I’m not gonna slow dance with you.

  219. Call me what you want, but I’m not gonna slow dance with you.

    *drawls in a Spanish accent*

    “Querido??”

    :D

  220. Morning, racists. What just happened here?

    I just soaked my wooden Tea Party “T” in kerosene so it’ll burn good and bright on the lawn at the polls on Tuesday. I mean, what better reminder than a 20′ flaming visual?

    Raaaaacist my ass. Can’t you tell the letter “T” from a cross?

  221. *drawls in a Spanish accent*

    “Querido??”

    You’re taunting me, and I’m still falling for it.

    I’m so, so, so weak. ;)

  222. Today’s Bible verse:

    A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right,
    but a fool’s heart to the left.

    Ecclesiastes 10:2

  223. work work work work work

    Good Morning, assorted manly whitebreads and sweet spice-muffins.

    Who would like to help me search for my silent alarm button?

  224. Who would like to help me search for my silent alarm button?

    I’ll send my man Cato over in a ski mask with a shotgun.

  225. You’re taunting me, and I’m still falling for it.

    Well, men are simple, thank goodness ;)

  226. Who would like to help me search for my silent alarm button?

    And Scott said you were a screamer!?

  227. Well, men are simple, thank goodness

    Maybe you ladies can explain us to us sometime. In language we can understand. :P

  228. Hahahah! Quick and funny, Chief. :)

  229. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0

  230. Something to tide us over until Rosie gets here with the duece and a halfs…….

    http://is.gd/gsb3V

  231. Something to tide us over until Rosie gets here with the duece and a halfs…

    Linkfail!!!

  232. Yeah – what time are the Beefy Behemoth Friday festivities slated to begin?

  233. BBF girls gettin’ it done!

    http://is.gd/gscwm

  234. No disrespect meant, Jazz. I think the fact that men are simple is a compliment. I for one am grateful ;)

  235. Howdee all! Just checking in.

    Happy B’lated Birthday Geoff!

    I’m in Page AZ on bidnez and I have a 5.5 hour drive home later today to look forward to.

  236. No disrespect meant, Jazz.

    None taken. I enjoy your humor.

  237. Ok, Jazz, since you enjoy my humor, here you go:

    http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2010/10/burn-baby-burn/

    True story :D

  238. I have a 5.5 hour drive home later today to look forward to.

    I love that.

    You know, you can drive east to west across Michigan’s lower peninsula in about three hours.

    It takes about 14 hours to drive from Michigan’s southern border to its northernmost point.

  239. That’s it, John. When you’re down to your last chip, it’s definitely time to double down.

    http://tinyurl.com/2dlcazp

  240. Ok, Jazz, since you enjoy my humor, here you go:

    Hahahahahahahahah! It was like a David Copperfield trick – without all the roofies, sexual predation, and magic! :D

    I think I like Mr. Aggie. He sounds his priorities are well-organized.

  241. from the above article…

    During his 45-minute speech,

    Dear Lord, can you imagine?

  242. Jazz, I’m thinking top to bottom that the AZ drive would be about 8 or so hours.

    I should probably start thinking about getting cleaned up to do more work.

  243. John F’n Kerry.
    *spit*

  244. That’s it, John. When you’re down to your last chip, it’s definitely time to double down.

    To follow up, wiser:

    Sen. John Kerry is so vain, he probably thinks this story is about him . . . and he’d be right!

    Slate.com has named the skipper of the Isabel the most vain man in that vanity pit known as the U.S. Senate based on a “scientific analysis” of all 100 senators’ “Ego Walls.” . . .

    When do a few photos or plaques transmogrify into a self-aggrandizing shrine?” ask the writers. “Where is the line between modest pride and out-of-control egomania?”

    Well, wherever it is, apparently Kerry crossed it! His ego wall — featuring pics of the senior senator with, among others, President Obama, the Dalai Lama, Bono, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Norman Schwarzkopf, Kofi Annan, Mikhail Gorbachev, John Glenn, Nicolas Sarkozy, Tip O’Neill, Colin Powell, Ted Kennedy, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush and more — is “the most enormous in Washington,” says the site.

  245. Y’all would love Mr. Aggie, Jazz :D

    John “My hair is French” Kerry?? Why does he think he’s relevant? His only accomplishments are marrying heiresses and tax dodging.

  246. How can a prick like Kerry who spent his youth in European boarding schools and married in to extreme wealth shortly thereafter have a fucking clue as to what it’s like to be an average American. He can’t. He’s as clueless about America as is BO who spent his youth mostly overseas and has been Afrimative Actioned to the front of every line since then. What concerns me most is that I have to share a country with people who see nothing wrong with putting these douches in a position to control our future. Reading shit like that makes me want to go on another $1000 ammo buying spree.

  247. George Will on Marco Rubio almost one year ago to the day:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xodQI8sAms8

    The math lesson will gives to Al Sharpton at the end made me laugh out loud.

  248. What an asshole.

  249. I always enjoy when snooty old-money New England libs tell me that the Democrat party is the party of the common man and that the Republican party is the party of the elite, and then call me stupid for not realizing that.

  250. Hahahaha wiser. It ain’t their grandfather’s Dem party.

    (and it never was, but that’s too much of a stretch for them)

  251. That paradigm is so fucking out of date it’s not funny. It is a testament to the MFM that it still has any legs at all. The democaratic party is a coalition of people who consider themselves victims, and those who want to cash in on saving the victims from their opressors via confiscating from the oppressors to give a little to the victims while keeping a shitpot of it for themselves. It’s no wonder that personal injury trial lawyers are overwhelmingly democrats. They wrote the fucking playbook.

  252. Damn…..I kinda sounded like eddiebear there for a fucking minute. I need to fucking lighten the fuck up. After all, it’s fuck it all Friday, and we got tits the size of 55 gallon drums on the horizon. Maybe.

  253. It ain’t their grandfather’s Dem party.

    Ain’t that the truth.

    Check out this precious comment to the Kerry article.

    Kerry is 100 % right.

    Its sad when I see republican bumber stickers on old cars and pickup trucks heading home to their rented apartments or 2 or 3 bedrooms homes in lower middle class towns.

    I have news for you people. When the real republicans are at their private country clubs or their dinner parties in Weston or Chatham, they are not talking about you people in your old cars living in lower middleclass towns who attend Tea Party Rallys at the VFW Halls pretending to be a republican.

    Democrate policies impact you people positively yet or some strange reason you don’t vote for them ?

    Again, Kerry is 100 % right on.

    That has to be sarcasm, right? I mean, the comment is dripping with so much condescension and arrogance, as well as a heaping helping of stupid, that it cannot possibly be real, right?

    Sadly, this is a perfect example of the quintessential New England Liberal. It just pains them so to see those stupid people with their old cars not voting in the correct way. Don’t they realize that their betters in the Democrat Party are the only ones who really care for them?

  254. Fuckin’ A, PG.

  255. we got tits the size of 55 gallon drums on the horizon.

    And guts the size of 40-yard dumpsters,too.

  256. Wiser, I was in Boston in summer of 2008. I was staying at a hotel which provided a happy hour. While getting a drink with my sister, a gentleman standing next to me had an Obama water bottle. When I asked if he was a supporter, he told me yes, because (and I’m not kidding here), Obama was going to change things, and educate the masses as to the right way to live.

  257. Damn! I almost forgot how much fun it is to work the phones and rattle the system!

  258. Off to work. Later kool kids.

  259. Better look out – MCPO is on a tear……

  260. Wiser as I cannot be there to do it right this minute, would you be so kind as to walk up to John Kerry and punch him right in his girly little dick on my behalf?

  261. That’s great, wiser. It would certainly come as a surprise to a Republican Harvard MBA I know who quit her job and started the autism program my son attends, largely by raising money from evil fat-cat Republican donors, including in fundraisers held at that country club in Weston.

    I think one thing that’s happening around here is that the caricature has gotten so over the top that people see it for the lie it is. Well, people smart enough to spell “Democrat” anyway. Thanks, Scott Brown’s pickup truck.

    Oh, that reminds me, we scored an invite to the Scott Brown Christmas party, and I’m also going to a rally with him, Sean Bielat and Charlie Baker in the morning.

  262. Clint, Kerry is a fucking Ken doll: no dick, no girly bits and pretty hair.

  263. Ok, here’s a song for everyone.

    I was just remembering how much I love that song. That was the first version I found ….

    Honestly. This isn’t my normal stuff. Even if you don’t normally click my music. [I’m looking at you chief]

  264. waits

  265. Damn! I almost forgot how much fun it is to work the phones and rattle the system!

    Chief, I don’t know if there’s anything you can share, but you know I’m a big fan of your work. This situation doesn’t pertain to me in the least – other than being a grateful citizen who’s a little peeved that bureaucratic douchebags are interfering with the proffered service of a fine young man – but if you can impart anything related to the happenings, I promise not to touch myself while I’m here today.

  266. I swears. No screaming. No drums even.

  267. Oooooh – Andy is hangin’ out with cooler kids than us! Just be sure to remember us little people later on, um-kay?

    (Kidding – we’re all living vicariously through those of you who get to hob-nob with Conservative rock stars…… ;-)

  268. I’m just curious about the cage rattling, Chief. And I have no business, so don’t feel bad about slapping me down.

  269. Nice song, Carin :)

  270. HA. From the Godberg File:

    Ever since Hell dispatched one of its flying pigs to Scott Brown so he could fly a victory lap over a frozen river Styx and buzz Mephistopheles’ snow-covered patio furniture before landing in Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat, we’ve known this wasn’t a new New Deal underway.

  271. YEA!!! Someone listened to my song!!!!!

  272. I’m with Jazz – we want to know how you “stuck it to the man”, Chief!

    My, I feel so revolutionary these days – like a hippie, but with cleaner hair……

  273. Miss me yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT1ep51AIqI

  274. Go get ’em, MCPO.

    Let’s see what the goat locker can do.

  275. Teresa, the “short list” of Republicans around these parts is indistinguishable from the entire list.

    I do have to pat myself on the back for picking the most Republican town in Massachusetts to move to, though. And it was pretty much due to the stupid Massachusetts gun laws that are left up to local police chiefs to arbitrarily apply.

    Quoting Officer Cash when I was applying for my CCW, “Everybody here has one of these.”

  276. I’d love to own a Vincent. Been a dream of mine for a long time. First, though, I’m looking at a 1945 Indian Chief Police Special.

    Also looking for an old Royal Enfield. There is a really nice repro on the market now – someone bought original dies and is making an early 60s version that is really, really cool. Click on the pic for more info.

  277. So, Brad, why the avatar change??

  278. BTW, the new avatar is only for Halloween. We’ll go back to our regularly scheduled avatar in November.

  279. AAACK! The lawyers are involved! AAACK!

    God save me from JAG Off.s

  280. How did I know Aggie was going to ask about the avatard?

  281. Nice write-in list.

    I don’t see Allisa Murkowowski on it though???

  282. Operation Write-In Chaos is awesome. Dan Riehl with the background: http://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/2010/10/how-alaskas-elections-division-became-swamped-with-write-in-candidates.html

  283. I recall dad having a Vincent when I was young.
    He also had the Matchless Typhoon that set a speed record on Daytona Beach.

    The first motorcycle he bought for me was a BSA 500 scrambler

  284. I’ve got a pic of dad somewhere on a bike in ’45. I think it was an Indian.

  285. How did I know Aggie was going to ask about the avatard?

    You are omniscient.

  286. No, I’m prescient.

    I’m don’t know everything. Like, how to please a woman. But then, who really knows that crap?

  287. Andy, that’s awesome covered in chocolate :)

  288. Dick – Yup. Phone is hot today!

  289. Don’t even start that shit, Dick. You couldn’t find her “silent alarm” with a map, a flashlight and a native guide.

  290. I’ve got a pic of dad somewhere on a bike in ’45. I think it was an Indian.

    I have a friend who restores old bikes. He’s just finishing this Police Special. He’s going to ride it for a year and sell it, and I’ve got right of first refusal. He wants to get a 4-cylinder Chief, but those go for about $50K as basket cases, so he needs to unload the Police Special and a ’27 Scout. He still has seven others, so it won’t be like he’s without wheels.

  291. Why the hell is this post still alive?

  292. The bike my friend is finishing looks EXACTLY like the white one above, except its Police Blue, which is so dark that it looks black, except when it’s in direct sunlight. It’s beautiful.

  293. because (and I’m not kidding here), Obama was going to change things, and educate the masses as to the right way to live.

    And you called him a douche, yes?

  294. It’s a zombie poat. It’s not really alive.

  295. Why the hell is this post still alive?

    ‘Cause some goatfucker hasn’t posted BBF yet.

  296. >> Why the hell is this post still alive?

    Because someone’s sitting on his ass and not posting teh bewbs …

    Oh, hi Rosetta. Didn’t realize that was you.

  297. I’m don’t know everything. Like, how to please a woman. But then, who really knows that crap?

    Hand over your paycheck and put the toilet seat down. Oh yeahhhh….

  298. And you called him a douche, yes?

    ROFL

  299. I wish I could be in a room with all of you on Tuesday night.

  300. Jazz – Sorry, not ignoring you, but I’ve been on the phone pretty much non-stop since 10 this a.m.

    It appears that we are dealing with DOD rules which supersede Navy instructions. But, everyone is working it to the best of their ability – from the local recruiting Chief to Navy Personnel HQ.

  301. Would anyone be interested in participating in a group Skype call on Tueday night? Running Hostage commentary would be fecking hysterical.

  302. ‘Cause some goatfucker hasn’t posted BBF yet.

    Andy’s doing BBF today?

  303. I was wondering about Tuesday. I’m in for skype or ustream or something.

  304. Or we could live blog it. H2 Election Night Live-Blog Coverage!

  305. if we do ustream, I’m doing Penis Political Theatre.

    You won’t be impressed.

  306. Muahahahahaha

    I have to say, this is one time that seeing Bawney take it the ass won’t offend me.

  307. You’ve seen barney take it in the ass?

    MOM, JAZZ IS INTO PURPLE DINOSAUR PORN!!

  308. If this fucking POS WordPress.com would let you embed the “cover it live” liveblogger thingy that Ace uses …

    I’ll do one over on the new H2 site I’m working on if people are interested.

  309. I plan on being passed out drunk in a secure location Tuesday night.

  310. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Paul Krugman sees the writing on the wall, but he cannot read.

    Barring a huge upset, Republicans will take control of at least one house of Congress next week. How worried should we be by that prospect?

    Not very, say some pundits. After all, the last time Republicans controlled Congress while a Democrat lived in the White House was the period from the beginning of 1995 to the end of 2000. And people remember that era as a good time, a time of rapid job creation and responsible budgets. Can we hope for a similar experience now?

    No, we can’t. This is going to be terrible. In fact, future historians will probably look back at the 2010 election as a catastrophe for America, one that condemned the nation to years of political chaos and economic weakness.

  311. Rosetta, how many fucking times do I have to tell you … it was a sheep!

  312. I’ll do one over on the new H2 site I’m working on if people are interested.

    Definitely. I may set up a Skype call, too. More to follow.

  313. MOM, JAZZ IS INTO PURPLE DINOSAUR PORN!!

    “I want to fuck the stuffings outtaya!”

  314. Jazz
    My dad when he was 12 used to ride that Indian.
    He was well known to the police and made to push it home because he was too young for a license. He also noted driving it across a lake in the winter to avoid the police.

  315. Rosetta, how many fucking times do I have to tell you … it was a sheep!

    http://tinyurl.com/286oj28

  316. Operation Alaskan Chaos was the product of BLOGS! Just so you all know, we are the ones we’ve been waiting for.

    http://tinyurl.com/2dnfcdn

  317. Chief and dick, I am by no means prying, and I thank you both for updating us. I love what you’re doing. I love why you’re doing it. And I love what Stinky’s doing. If there were anything I could do to help, I’d step right up.

  318. ya know what someone needs to do? Someone needs to overdub video of Obama on Stewart, with the sound from this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be7Og9Gc_KY#t=00m02s

    That’s what someone should do.

  319. Meh. I guess I am prying, but only to satisfy prurient interest. Thanks for being so accommodating, though. :)

  320. I’ll do one over on the new H2 site I’m working on if people are interested.

    Problem wit h the Cover It Live thing is that the comments all have to approved.

    Unless you can just have them pre-approved

  321. Definitely. I may set up a Skype call, too. More to follow.

    I prefer a live-blog, as that way I won’t disturb my family.

  322. Andy, wiser: This won’t, work?

    http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/live-blogging/

  323. Testing link for liveblog: Click Here

  324. Okay, that link lets you open the liveblogger directly in a separate window.

    It’s also embedded here: http://thehostages.net/2010/10/29/election-night-liveblog/

  325. WordPress.org won’t work on this blog. It should work on Andy’s H3 site.

  326. No, that’s a WordPress.org plugin. It can’t be used on WordPress.com.

  327. plus, can you imagine how slow the internets are gonna be on Tuesday night, what with all the traffic? I doubt Skype is gonna work all that well.

  328. No, that’s a WordPress.org plugin. It can’t be used on WordPress.com.

    can we use H3 that night?

  329. xbrad’s right, that would work at H3. I just went with the Cover It Live thingy since it works pretty well at Ace’s.

    Although we won’t moderate the responses on ours.

  330. I prefer a live-blog, as that way I won’t disturb my family.

    Then the clown who makes wiser balloons with anatomical deformations is back on the schedule.

  331. can we use H3 that night?

    ‘k, I’ll shut up now.

    Do the comments still have to be approved?

  332. >> Do the comments still have to be approved?

    Gimme a little while.

    I want to get the spam filter working first before I cut off moderation.

  333. Well, I’m sure liveblogging will be fun, but knowing me, I’ll be to incoherent from all the drinking to type legibly.

  334. Consider the audience, LC.

  335. Wiser, stfu.

  336. I’ll be to incoherent from all the drinking to type legibly.

    Which will m ake it even more fun.

    I may even DVR the MSNBC coverage, just so I can go back and watch, in slow motion, the exact moment when Olbermann realizes it’s over and start spewing his idiotic insults at Teabaggers.

  337. Wiser – Better you than me! The mere sight of Bath-tub Boy is enough to make me start firing the 12 gauge at the TV!

  338. Consider the audience, LC.

    Heh! Good point :D

  339. Aggie – I’m wearing a gray sweatshirt and a pair of Levis today. . . what are you wearing?

  340. I may even DVR the MSNBC coverage, just so I can go back and watch, in slow motion, the exact moment when Olbermann realizes it’s over and start spewing his idiotic insults at Teabaggers.

    My buddy is TIVOing Olbermann, Matthews, and Maddow on election night and the night after. He’s also TIVOing The View Wednesday morning.

    He wants to dip his balls in them.

  341. Wiser – Better you than me! The mere sight of Bath-tub Boy is enough to make me start firing the 12 gauge at the TV!

    Yeah, but I love watching him make a complete ass out of himself at these times.

    His comments after Palin’s RNC speech were priceless.

    “I guess you could call that a good speech, if you’re into that sort of thing.”

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! Fucking douchebag.

  342. Aggie – I’m wearing a gray sweatshirt and a pair of Levis today. . . what are you wearing?

    FTFY

  343. I would love to see THIS above the doors to polling stations:

    “Abandoned all hope, ye Democrats who enter here.”

  344. Plus, how great will it be to watch Tingles reporting from some bar in DC and getting drunker and drunker as the night goes on?

    Maybe they should consider sending that guy Maddow out with him as his designated driver.

  345. It will also be interesting to see how much later MSNBC calls the races than everyone else.

    Kinda like they did for Brown in MA. I think they waited until the following Monday to announce his win.

  346. Aggie – I’m wearing a gray sweatshirt and a pair of Levis today. . . what are you wearing?

    I’m dressed like a Sherpa. That’s like a bellydancer, only different :D

  347. I want to see Olbermoron cry, Wiser. Because you just KNOW he will, while wailing about the end of Amerika.

  348. You know, Aggie, with all that wool on you, you look kinda sheepish….

    RAWR!

  349. You know, Aggie, with all that wool on you, you look kinda sheepish….

    Alas, I would be a poor substitute for Dolly, Brad.

  350. Actually, Wiser, MSNBC has failed to call the Mass SE race. They are still counting the ballots.

    In fact, they are still recounting the 2004 Presidential race. Keith has ordered a flux capacitor and a Delorean just in case the recall comes in for Kerry.

  351. Alas, I would be a poor substitute for Dolly, Brad.

    that’s why I keep asking you to wear PVC outfits.

  352. I keep looking at my avatard and thinking, “wow, I’ve got something in common with Olberman, I’ve lost my mind”

  353. that’s why I keep asking you to wear PVC outfits.

    Every Hostagette has turned you down, right??

  354. Here’s the phone call that started the whole write-in surge in AK. This is a direct-download link, so you’ll be prompted to save when you click through. Caller is at 39:00.

    [audio src="http://content.streamaudio.com/podcast/81/danfaganhour1.mp3" /]

  355. Aggie, if they didn’t turn me down, they’d sure as hell swear me to secrecy.

  356. Aggie – I need to snuggle. We are at 51F here, but with the wind, it feels like 45F!! Two days ago I was playing golf in shorts!

  357. I want to see Olbermoron cry, Wiser. Because you just KNOW he will, while wailing about the end of Amerika.

    Ooooooh, yeah. that’s gonna be fucking AWESOME!!!!!

    And it’s guaranteed that Olby the drama queen is planning on it. Kinda like when he teared up during his Special Comment Against Death!!1!!!

    That was classic television right there, that was. Mr. “I’m the new Edward R. Murrow” blathering on incoherently about how his parents can’t afford decent healthcare, all while he is making $12mil a year.

  358. Aggie, if they didn’t turn me down, they’d sure as hell swear me to secrecy.

    Well, as long as you can keep a secret….

    Aggie – I need to snuggle.

    *hands MCPO a down blankie and a hot toddy*

  359. In fact, they are still recounting the 2004 Presidential race.

    That’s just practice for 2012. They’ve learned so much since the Franken recounts.

    “Oh, look!” says Keith. “I found a few thousand ballots right here under my desk.”

  360. blathering on incoherently about how his parents can’t afford decent healthcare, all while he is making $12mil a year.

    Heh! I remember that! One of my FB friends was yapping about it, going on about how Olbermoron must be suffering, until I piped in to say that it was his parents suffering, because Olbermoron wouldn’t lift a finger to pay for anything.

    She deleted me :D

  361. This would be a good day:

    Meet Keith Olbermann, and ask him for his autograph.

    Stare at signature and look confused.

    Say, “Hey, you’re not Bill O’Reilly?”

    Watch Olbermann’s head explode.

  362. “Oh, look!” says Keith. “I found a few thousand ballots right here under my desk in my shorts.”

    More likely.

  363. BTW, I have a hunch – and if I were a betting man, I’d place money on it – that O’Donnell wins DE. I wouldn’t bet my house, but if I had a spare G laying around, I’d throw it down. That picture’s just not adding up to the MFM line.

  364. Say, “Hey, you’re not Bill O’Reilly?”

    Or Sean Hannity ;)

  365. Okay, I have the H3 comments unmoderated now.

    Also, I’m building a list of email addresses for an invite to unmoderated posting on the Cover-It-Live thingy. It has some limits which really just make it harder to sockpuppet. I’ll continue to build the list over the weekend and will send the invites on Sunday.

    If you want to make sure you’re on the list, sign up for a reminder notification in the liveblogger here: http://thehostages.net/2010/10/29/election-night-liveblog/

    Cover-it-live integrates with Twitter, and I have it set to pick up our tweets as well as some others (Ace, iowahawk, treacher).

  366. whats up all

  367. Nice: http://twitter.com/SeanBielat/statuses/29111602558

  368. Howdy, Jenn!!

  369. Nice: http://twitter.com/SeanBielat/statuses/29111602558

    heh. Wonder if they are going to hire The Village People asthe entertainment?

    Or will Barney just bring a bunch of his old “friends” from the gay brothel his ex ran dressed up in assless chaps and feathers?

  370. Assless chaps? Do we have to go through this again?

  371. Assless chaps? Do we have to go through this again?

    ;D

  372. Assless chaps? Do we have to go through this again?

    Our time would be better spent impugning Rosetta and the conspicuous absence of exceptionally large tas.

  373. What are you going to get all sematicy and point out that no chaps have asses or just go with the spirit of the comment? (j/k :-) )

  374. What are you going to get all sematicy and point out that no chaps have asses or just go with the spirit of the comment?

    That would never happen here. Ever.

    (I’ve actually forgotten which side of that argument I’m on at this point. I just like to argue, I guess.)

  375. “Operation Alaskan Chaos”

    Imagine how much Princess hates being beaten at their own low-life, bottom dragging, tactics. Makes my numb legs tingly

  376. Yeah, wiser, I saw what you did there.

    Figured I’d go ahead and take the bait.

    Whose pet peeve was this, again? I don’t even remember.

  377. You should see the size of the paper tiger I just slew.

    *flexes muscles*

    Trash can weighs 2,975 lbs., but I feel like a new woman.

  378. Why are you losers hanging out on this slutty post when there is a new pristine post?

  379. Whose pet peeve was this, again? I don’t even remember.

    MAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!


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