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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born December 9th, 1992 in Seattle, Washington. She stands 5′ 3″ and measures 322536 and 108 lbs. Please grab an EpiPen for Miss Sofi Ryan AKA Hailey Lynzz.

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New Year’s Rockin’ Eve

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Hi Hostages! It’s that time of year again! Time to shake out all your tired old resolutions and shine them up to look brand, shiny new. What’s it going to be this year? The always reliable lose weight, polish the bullwhip collection, delurk, organize the gif file, stop cursing, get right with God, earn more money, elect a new president, stop oppressing the downtrodden? If I had a nickel for every New Year’s resolution I never kept I bet I’d be able to buy at least a can of Pringles (Resolution: Stop writing in the first person).

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