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Hello wally ballers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in Honolulu, HI on June 29th, 1978  , but her boobs are from 2016.  She stands 5’11”, 34D-24-35.  Please settle down and introduce yourselves to Miss Nicole Scherzinger !

167 Comments

  1. Heh, in the from 2016 link about her expanding bustline “This isn’t true. Nicole is lucky to be blessed with amazing genes and is just getting hotter as she gets older.’

    Well, that settles it, amazing genes!

  2. Oh no…

    Scherzinger endorsed President Barack Obama’s 2008 presidential campaign; she appeared in the music video for rapper will.i.am’s song, “Yes We Can” (2008), which was inspired by Obama’s speech after the 2008 New Hampshire primary.[212]

    From her Wikipedia entry. Shame…I like my tits apolitical.

  3. tits of color

  4. “Ye We Can”
    see mawr boobs

  5. my s key doen’t like to work all the time no mo

  6. *forms No Labels Mammary Party*

    Hmm, that name needs some massaging in a focus group. It should roll off the tongue easier. Should be more pointed and in your face than that name.

  7. Neutral Nipples.

  8. Do Good Dugs – Pet Those Puppies for The People Party

  9. ww

  10. Black Boobs Matter

  11. The only way to go back to apolitical boobies is to end universal suffrage.

    We’re all suffering now, so it’s really for the best.

  12. She doesn’t look very black to me. Quadroon or octaroon, maybe.

    As an African American*, I’m well within my rights to assess these things.

    *according to 23&me

  13. you better be up on ethnicity, or they will go Rosanne on you.

  14. Am I supposed to know who she is?

  15. I have nothing scheduled for 5 days.

    Packapalooza!

    Hell, I might even get a day off.

  16. Looks like it’s a trip to the Land with no people by the lake.

  17. I’ve got to run down to the storage unit to find my dress shoes and my suit and sportcoat for next week. Then probably run over to Nordstrom Rack to find another coat and a pair of slacks.

  18. Am I supposed to know who she is?

    She’s a hooker who used to “sing” for the Pussycat Dolls.

  19. Am I still supposed to be angry about lawyer tapes or is there a new outrage today?

  20. mare just wanted a free soda!

  21. With the lawyer tapes, Cohen recorded somebody else (not Trump) and admitted he did the payoff all on his own.

    Do I have this right?

  22. So why is Lanny Fucking Davis going on and on about “he’s ready to talk”.

    I would think that little bit would sink him.

  23. The best part of waking up…

  24. This weekends agenda….. I have to groom the dogs (which I’ve been putting off for a couple of weeks as I hate clipping their nails). I’ve designed my own portable target stand and I’ll be building it tomorrow morning. My work buddy is having a traditional Philippino Pig Roast Sat Nite tended by a shitload of actual Philippino’s most of which are musicians. Sunday I hope to go test the the new target stand.

    PS. It is a crazy stupid nice morning here weather wise.

  25. Isn’t she kinda past her sell-by date?

  26. Interactive 2016 voting map

    Looks pretty accurate. Love Ames IA.

  27. That map covers Maine pretty well. Bangor Augusta Portland all deep blue along with the MDI area and a couple of scattered university towns. Lot of white areas where there’s nothing but trees and queers.

    “And I don’t see any pinecones hanging from your beard”

  28. Trump won my old precinct 58-36. Not even close.

  29. New precinct: 69-27 Trump. Holy crap.

  30. Filipino. Yes, I know it doesn’t make sense.

  31. She’s absurdly tall for a Filipina.

  32. That does match her features and hair texture a lot better, though.

  33. I’m in deep blue country, surrounded by deep red. The libs around here wonder how Steve King gets elected. They don’t know ANYONE who voted for Trump!

  34. lapeer county was 67-28

  35. I don’t like the wording when they describe the identified precincts; I may be hypersensitive to media bias.

    “This is a Trump precinct, but…”

    There’s no ‘but’ in the program when they identify the Clinton precincts.

  36. I’m suddenly feeling really comfy about getting more integrated into the community.

    I mean, as much as a near-hermit can.

  37. There’s no ‘but’ in the program when they identify the Clinton precincts.

    Of course not. Why would you need to qualify goodthinkers?

  38. Should anyone believe anything a jewish ambulance chaser has to say?

  39. What? Are you serious?

  40. I don’t know why anyone would listen to Lanny Davis in particular.

  41. ambulance…… the words reminds me of a funny. If you’ve never heard it, google “911 Bambulance call”. This poor fucking guy on the phone is not having a good day, but its pretty freaking funny call and story he tells, including when the stray dogs show up in the end.

  42. And Lanny is less of a Jew than I am. Pretty sure he’s in that Synagogue of Satan mentioned in the Gospels.

  43. I was referring to Michael Cohen.

  44. That guy I really don’t get. Trump is loyal to his people to a fault, so long as it’s returned. This is ratfink stuff.

  45. Okay, what do the metal star decorations that people put on houses signify? Is there a deeper meaning or is it just something to dress up a gable?

  46. This is ratfink stuff.

    You gotta figure they had enough wire-tap stuff to Justfy the raid, and now they have a treasure trove of documents that could be leaked if the lawyer doesn’t play ball. There has got to things in there that could get him disbarred at a minimum, maybe whacked depending on his client list. They didn’t just grab the Trump file.

  47. I don’t think the stars have any significance other than decoration. We have three of them.

  48. Yeah, I gotta believe Cohen’s already been threatened or something. It doesn’t add up. He’s done as an attorney for sure.

  49. Yes, they do mean something. I looked it up once, but I forgot.

  50. “A barnstar (or barn star, primitive star, or Pennsylvania star) is a painted object or image, often in the shape of a five-pointed star but occasionally in a circular “wagon wheel” style, used to decorate a barn in some parts of the United States, and many rural homes[vague] in Canada. They have no structural purpose but may be considered lucky, akin to a horseshoe mounted over a doorway.[1] They are especially common in Pennsylvania and frequently seen in German-American farming communities. “

  51. Pennsylvania Dutch (i.e. German) hedge magic – often called powwow – uses a number of talisman-type marks or hex marks to protect barns and houses from witchcraft. I suspect it started there, but I can’t find anything to back that up.

  52. If Im thinking about the same stars, my ole man pointed them out one day and said something to the effect that for firemen they were a indicator that the building was old and had some point been unstable. The stars were a decorative covering for a method used to stabilize the structure. See em on a lot of older buildings. That may have changed and they are just decorative now? Conversation I had with the ole man was back in late 80’s

  53. Okay, that supports my guess, then. I should really finish reading the books I got on the subject. The seminal text (“The Long Lost Friend”) is pretty thin and easily read, more like a recipe book than anything else. Gave me a lot of fun ideas for novels.

  54. Kill a wolf, keep the eye in your pocket, say this prayer = invincible until the eye dries up.

    It’s a really fun read. It’d make for a hilarious movie protagonist. Something like the original Warlock with Julien Sands.

  55. The actual text (in German) says something like “and no harm will approach you”. It’s not “magic” in the same sense of calendars or primitive pharmacology, but there’s a certain logic to thinking that if you’re badass enough to kill and eyeball-scoop a wolf you’re probably not gonna sweat much else for a few days.

  56. There’s no ‘but’ in the program when they identify the Clinton precincts.

    It’s from the NYT, so there’s that.

  57. No stars around here, they are Barn Quilts I think.

  58. TT, if you’re talking about a metallic star about the size of your hand, I saw many examples when I lived in Baltimore and yes, they cover up bracework (think a rod passing through the attic or upper floor) to hold the walls up.

    What I think the bigger stars leon was talking about are what he mentioned: Pennsylvania Dutch symbol for good luck/warding away bad mojo.

  59. I gave your mom 5 Stars

  60. That’s what I was thinking of. Ole man mentioned a rod “screwed through” and capped on each end. And we had the conversation in old town Manassas in Northern Va. Troublesome for a newly minted FireFighter.

  61. That lady Oceania Cortez is a gift.

    She literally has no idea what she’s saying and does so with a millennial speech defect.

    You couldn’t write a better character.

  62. What’s the prayer?

    “Please Lord, make my enemies ridiculous”

    Done. Thanks!

  63. Honestly, if there were such a thing as a right-wing TV show, and you put a character exactly like her on it, even your target audience would say she’s an unrealistic caricature.

  64. On a related note, I got bored and watched season 3 of I, Zombie, and they had a bunch of right-wing “nutcases” as the antagonist for the season. A group of prepper types that had discovered the “zombies are real” fact of their universe and were seeking to publicize it and prevent a zombie apocalypse (that is, genuinely possible per the fictional zombie rules if any one zombie just goes hungry for a few days).

    The “bad guys” were literal heroes trying to save the world.

  65. Leon, it gets worse in the next season. The stupidity was too much for me.

  66. Honestly, if there were such a thing as a right-wing TV show, and you put a character exactly like her on it, even your target audience would say she’s an unrealistic caricature.

    I still suspect that Girls is a giant prank by James O’Keefe and Lena Dunham that simply got out of hand because no one realized that it was a joke.

  67. Leon, it gets worse in the next season. The stupidity was too much for me.

    Season 2/3 was a trainwreck and I couldn’t look away. I hate every character except Blaine and Don E (because as “bad guys” they are written more realistically) and want them all to burn.

  68. Now what should we talk about?

  69. Denture adjusted, truck in the shop, really just marking time. Bleh.

  70. Were the dentures adjusted at the same place? That would be interesting.

  71. Hmm, Good Eats. That was always a fun and informative show.

  72. I hate tv. I honestly do. A friend posted something about the fall lineup and how she didn’t know how she was going to manage fitting it all in … and I about ate my fist.

    Really? REALLY? Either I’m fucked in the head, or a large percentage of the population is.

  73. There is some show called “This is Us” that everyone is going crazy over.

    Honestly. @@. I can’t even.

  74. I’m afraid to utter these thoughts in public, because I’ll probably offend folks. You guys are used to my bullshit.

  75. I’ve been reading Q stuff and pedogate things today.

    If 1/10th of it is true — and comes to light — the Fall lineup is not something anyone should patronize.

  76. And the list of old shows I cannot rewatch keeps expanding.

  77. Q stuff?

  78. Forget about banning plastic straws – San Francisco has now floated the idea of banning cafeterias and lunchrooms in corporate offices.
    Best I can tell is that this is their way to boost the local downtown small business economy. and “promote community.”
    Force workers out into the feces and needle covered streets to dine on overpriced vegan bahn mi sammiches amongst the homeless drug addicts for their own good!

  79. The measure of how far gone California is would be that the city council hasn’t been stormed by irate citizens and chased out of the city.

  80. Qanon, Jay. Likely a hoax but possibly a DC insider leaking things to chans/online.

  81. San Francisco has now floated the idea of banning cafeterias and lunchrooms in corporate offices.
    Best I can tell is that this is their way to boost the local downtown small business economy. and “promote community.”

    My suspicion is that they’re going after tax revenue. If you end free lunch amenities, then people will demand higher pay, which increases the amount that they pay in local income taxes.

  82. Conspiracy theories killed it.

    THEY must be watching.

  83. San Francisco has now floated the idea of banning cafeterias and lunchrooms in corporate offices.

    How is that even remotely within the authority of a city government?

  84. Forget it Jake, it’s San Fransicko

  85. Korean War remains returned, received by Pence in Hawaii. Somewhere in heaven my dad is smiling.

  86. I just came here to call Wiser a son of a bitch.

  87. Duh! He’s not the only one, either!

  88. I heard my name….

    Oh, it’s that woman again…..

    😴

  89. I hate your stupid face. When are we having another meet up?

  90. Damn! I usually need to say Wiser three times before he shows up

  91. Sorry Jimbro. Have you shown him your boobs? I haven’t either. Just wanna know if you have.

  92. Leon, that link is a bunch of nonsense like what my patients talk about. Whoever that actor is, is very ill.

  93. It’s probably the ravings of a lunatic, Laura, I know that. But I also know that a lot of prominent directors and actors really are either total womanizers (Whedon, Weinstein) or gay pederasts (Spacey, Singer), so the stretch to “Pizzagate” keeps getting easier to buy.

  94. This is the only conspiracy I really believe:

    http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2013/02/alex-jones-is-bill-hicks.html

  95. Not ‘probably,’ man. These are paranoid delusions. Undoubtedly. I’ve interviewed a few of these people and it’s all eerily similar. Belief in being pursued by multiple nefarious strangers in public places, hiding out in fear of discovery, concocting bizarre explanations for other people’s behavior, believing that you’ve been told terrible secrets/ been a victim of terrible crimes, assuming that the reason people distance themselves from you is because ‘you know their secret,’ etc. Ordinary people do not live this way and they certainly don’t believe ‘everybody else is in on it.’

    These types are the persecuted detective in their mind’s own film noir. It is very sad.

  96. >>>I hate your stupid face.

    And now you know why I work in radio.

    >>>>When are we having another meet up?

    Anytime, babe. When are you gonna be in town?

  97. >>>Damn! I usually need to say Wiser three times before he shows up

    You don’t have a screechy voice with a bizarre accent. Try doing it like a Canadian Fran Drescher

  98. Uh oh, guys. THEY got to Laura.

  99. >>>>Uh oh, guys. THEY got to Laura.

    Shun the unbeliever!!

  100. Comment by Gingy (not actually Canadian Bacon) on July 27, 2018 4:41 pm
    I just came here to call Wiser a son of a bitch.

    Want some bubblegum?

  101. You don’t have a screechy voice with a bizarre accent. Try doing it like a Canadian Fran Drescher

    Fran Drescher’s real voice is awesome. I could listen to her read the phone book.

    Preferably while she was naked.

  102. I would tell you I’m going to kill you, but that would be referred to as “premeditation” and I’d be scooped up by my government to avoid the death penalty and then die from shitty health care.

  103. >>>>I would tell you I’m going to kill you,

    Line starts over there….. by the used rubber fist and the empty bag of douche

  104. Leon, down here in Texas, I always assumed those stars represented the Lone Star State 😊

    I have always associated them with Texas, the cowboy culture, and/or Southwestern decor.

  105. Who de pig?

  106. Comment by Car in on July 27, 2018 2:41 pm
    There is some show called “This is Us” that everyone is going crazy over.

    From the snippets I have seen on previews, it almost seems like The Hallmark Channel meets thirtysomething.

    Couldn’t stand that show, either.

  107. Comment by Brother Cavil on July 27, 2018 2:52 pm
    The measure of how far gone California is would be that the city council hasn’t been stormed by irate citizens and chased out of the city.

    Nah, the citizens are too busy shooting up in the BART stations and pooping and peeing in the streets to bother going to city council meetings.

    Besides, TRUUUUMP!!!!

  108. >>>Who de pig?

    Illegal immigrant who’s somehow related to one of the Cobs.

    She’s actually a really nice, funny person, which is a shame, since I think i’m gonna have to call ICE on her for making threats on my life.

  109. Oh, and our neighborhood precinct went 62% for Hillary! in 2016.

    Which is why we had to display our Trump sign in the yard. WE have been in the neighborhood for 33 years, unlike the snotty millennials who just about had conniptions when they walked by our house.

    Gonna have to get a Cruz sign put up pretty soon 😈 – a bunch of “Beto” signs have been popping up in the hood, and I have already had to disillusion several earnest campaign callers about ANY Democrat’s chances in this household.

  110. Nah, the citizens are too busy shooting up in the BART stations and pooping and peeing in the streets to bother going to city council meetings.

    Santa Barbara is too ritzy for that stuff. Even the homeless wear hand-me-down gucci. The gangbangers all live in Goleta.

  111. Illegal immigrant who’s somehow related to one of the Cobs.
    She’s actually a really nice, funny person, which is a shame, since I think i’m gonna have to call ICE on her for making threats on my life.

    I have a green card, you scrawny wenis.

  112. I have a green card, you scrawny wenis.

    Sure. Just like you have a soul. Neither were yours to start with.

  113. She probably swiped Tushar’s old card at a meetup.

  114. Sigh. Had a half-assed interjection, found I’d misspelled “dyspeptic”.

  115. You guys want to do another meetup? Is this what you really want?

  116. Lapeerapalooza 2

  117. We already had 2. This would be 3.

  118. Yes, Laura. But maybe not in stupid Connecticut.

  119. >>>>But maybe not in stupid Connecticut.

    There’s a not-stupid Connecticut?

  120. Malloy wont be governor, so it may be less stupid.

    Unless it’s Dannel P Lamont.

  121. I don’t think there’s a not-stupid New England.

  122. that canadian bacon chick was vicious with the killer flip-flops

  123. I know a spot in Arizona where you could have a meatup. Might draw somebody out of hiding.

  124. AZ is too hot. Angels suck. (We planned a baseball road trip around Trout/DBacks) Bypassing AZ for free 💩 in Vegas. Yay…free 💩.

  125. Last year of baseball at Cashman

  126. >>>Unless it’s Dannel P Lamont.

    Dear God. Can you even imagine?

    That empty-headed moron makes even Chris Murphy look … well… not so dumb.

  127. Someone has to make Malloy look good.

  128. I drink. Get drunk. Can’t remember stuff. Same effect as a scoop of ice cream or a pop tart. Met a guy yesterday wearing a 1st Batt 1st Marines ballcap with ‘67-68. VN. Oso: My Dad was 1 1 but a corpsman. Old vet: What was his name? Oso: Doc Porter. Vet: not familiar but I evaced to Japan and then Beaumont.

  129. One of the Pussycats was boning DJTJr. I’m not Dan. I get my reality TV secondhand

  130. >>>Someone has to make Malloy look good.

    Is that even possible? Is Ralph Nader running?

  131. Attending political speeches was my thing. Nader is more time conscious than Brown, BHO, or the Clenis.

  132. Palin blamed McCain for her late arrival. We didn’t mind. Bosephus opened for her.

  133. W was very punctual.

  134. We really wanted to see Trump but it was the height of HRC paying Bernie peeps to attack Trumpers. Dan told me a few years ago that he wasn’t going to cash checks my mouth made. He wouldn’t let me MAGA.

  135. She’s not coming back, Sean. I don’t know why, but I can’t see trying to stalk her either.

  136. I was told to outlast the associates that accused me of being a racist. Getting old. I will open door the assholes on Monday.

  137. yeah, she’s gone for good, darn it. at least I got one meatup with Sarah Palin

  138. Do we know why? Someone PM me if they are willing to share.

  139. I know I don’t know

  140. No idea, Teresa. Probably something mare said.

  141. We really wanted to see Trump but it was the height of HRC paying Bernie peeps to attack Trumpers. Dan told me a few years ago that he wasn’t going to cash checks my mouth made. He wouldn’t let me MAGA.

    There goes Dan, being all reasonable and shit.

  142. Hello, degerates, enjoy the 4.1

  143. I was listening to Trump bragging about economic growth numbers while driving to work.
    Let me tell you, it ain’t easy to drive with one hand through rush hour.

  144. The growth was not limited to the economy, let me tell you that.

  145. Who the fuck let Tushar in?

  146. Who let Tushar in?
    Bitch, I am a brown Indian. I am tech support. I let people in.

  147. Thank you come again

  148. Guys, you know what? I am drunk, like a skunk.
    You know what it gives me?
    A license.
    A license to remember old friends.
    And Rosetta
    Fuck you, Rosetta.
    I hate you. And I love you.
    And I hate you.
    Fin

  149. Derp is dark, it is so endless
    When you’re lost it’s so relentless
    It is so big, it is so small
    Why does man try to act so tall?

  150. “Bitch, I am a brown Indian. I am tech support. I let people in.”

    hahahhaaaa!
    from one brown brother to another

  151. holy crap did Sean bring out the time machine on the Derp –

    nice job !!

  152. https://is.gd/HIUSEX

    If you ever see butterflies circling around liberals’ eyes this might be why

  153. 7

  154. Is your necklace of severed tails beginning to smell a little gamey yet?

  155. 8

  156. gamey… hahahaaa

  157. gamey 8

  158. overnight chit chat has that old timey feel.

    wakey wakey

  159. As we are now multiple hours away from the duty base, my wife is gone for the weekend. This leaves me a single parent until late Sunday.

    Dad is coming over in a little bit to sit with her while I feed the horses, but she’s either still asleep or hasn’t wanted to get up yet.

  160. Urrrgh. Penelope got me a new Kindle to try and do internet stuff since my laptop is getting sketchy. It was working okay, then they automatically updated the browser. Now the email will only pull up some weird phone style screen that is unusable. No idea why they had to screw it up.

  161. I went to check out the local tango group on campus. It seems like a decent crowd, if a little sparse last night. There was a really cute Scottish girl there, so I will definitely be returning next week.

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