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Is this the most awkward post in the history of H2? Maybe, but day ain’t over, homes.

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So this BBD is so famous it’s gone mainstream.

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  1. This poat is a little gay.

    *adds gay surcharge to bill*

  2. http://imgur.com/gallery/bOxBw7q

  3. I found out today that the Count from Sesame Street comes from European folklore about vampires having arithmomania. To stop a vampire, they would scatter seeds around the grave, so the vampire would be distracted counting them.

  4. TIL (Today I Learned)

    That should be a regular feature around here.

  5. That doesn’t seem like a very good long term anti-vampire solution.

  6. Gatorade powder kicks ass.

    If you use 20% of the recommended mixture, you get a delicious and refreshing beverage for about .06 per quart.

    That will learn you something new.

  7. Driveway done, roof raked, van cleared and dog paths cleared.

    This is a very wet snow and the polar vortex is coming, whatever isn’t cleared today is going to be a block of ice for at least a week.

  8. I was probably drinking 1-2 quarts of Gatorade per day.
    1.5 x $1.39 x 365 = $761.03
    1.5 x .06 x 365 = $32.85

    WOOT!

  9. I found out today that the Count from Sesame Street comes from European folklore about vampires having arithmomania. To stop a vampire, they would scatter seeds around the grave, so the vampire would be distracted counting them.

    I thought everyone knew this. Hell, it was even on X-Files.

  10. So anyone want to lay bets on the 401k confiscation?

    I have half a mind to cash out and buy real estate.

  11. If you cash out, invest in ammo.

    That will be our next currency.

  12. NO BINGO TONIGHT!?

  13. Land lasts longer, Scott, and I could use it to generate hooch, our other future currency.

  14. Ammo gets you a discount on land and hootch.

  15. If there isn’t a collapse, land is much more useful.

  16. Ernie Banks was a cheap bastard.

  17. Ballplayers back then didn’t make the kind of money they make today.

  18. He ran up a $750 tab and left me $20.

    He wa a cheap bastard.

  19. We cashed out. Bought a condo. Property management cost is 7%/year and we lay up 25% in a dedicated property expense fund. They rest goes into another fund which is dedicated to buying another condo. We may get jammed on texas either way in the short term but in the 5/15 year bracket it’s all the same or better than the 401k. Wheeee. Managing your own money for fun and profit.

  20. He ran up a $750 tab and left me $20.

    You’re a lousy bartender.

  21. Rental property, I assume?

    I was considering a hayfield over closer to Kalamazoo, lease to one of the hay companies.

  22. He ran up a $750 tab and left me $20

    Same story from a Resort bar I used to manage.
    Michael Jordan
    Richard Pryor
    Charles Barkley
    Some other NBA guy I forgot.

    Sat at a table for 4-5hrs. north of $1500 bill. Zero tip. Zee-row.

    1991

  23. Gatorade powder kicks ass.

    Make your own:
    Dextrose
    Citric Acid
    Ascorbic Acid

  24. I’m not that cheap.

    I get it delivered for less than $2 per lb.

  25. Very nice service y’all. Sent Cyn pics of the flowers, they look really nice. Thank you all

  26. The ingredients cost more.

  27. Mr Chumpo, I will link the video in a minute, but first, let is look at Ms Poland.

    Does the design on her dress look like two cocks ogling a squirting pussy?

  28. Thanks, Dave. Wish I could have made it.

    Happy Birthday, Michael.

  29. Oh, and Happy Birthday, Vmax!

  30. Happy B’Day VMax, and Michael.

    VMax, you may want to celebrate like the guys in the video Chumpo wanted:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVRDYTyWHnk

  31. The ingredients cost more.

    Does the legit powder have dextrose or crystalline fructose?

  32. Tushar, you are the bomb.

    Happy Birthday VMan!

  33. Dextrose

  34. Huh, are they any other fillers that might bring the weight up?

  35. I watched only one episode of X Files. Meh.

  36. The counting vampire episode was the best episode. Luke Wilson.

  37. Sucrose, dextrose, citric acid, natural and artificial flavors, salt…..

  38. Leon, I’m intrigued. I thought I’d seen all the X-Files, but that one isn’t ringing a bell. Do you know what episode it was?

  39. Whoa, ep was written by Vince Gilligan.

  40. Excellent. It’s on Amazon Prime. Have to catch it tonight.

  41. Pix received from Dave; loading them now.

  42. will fixy

  43. RIP, Michael, and Happy Birthday.

  44. Happy Birthday Vman!
    Mwah

  45. Very nice.

  46. Thank you for handling the flowers, Dave. You’re a good doobie. Hugs

  47. I can’t believe that MJ turned the conversation to bullwhips.

    Probably a WATR first.

  48. At my funeral I don’t want any references to Pendejo.

  49. You’ve got a future as a Florist Dave. Gratzi Molto.

  50. I can only imagine the thoughts running through the florist’s head, prepping a funeral spray with “Happy Birthday” on the card. That’s awesome.

  51. Happy to do it. Weel and Peel said “hey hey!”

  52. >>>>I can only imagine the thoughts running through the florist’s head, prepping a funeral spray with “Happy Birthday” on the card. That’s awesome.

    Yeah, that’s the weird part. Not that it’s from Hostages…..

  53. Eh, not as weird as it could have been. No big IB fight over dots or triangles.

  54. I don’t know how I lived through my first 50 years without a sawzall.

    I just decided a table was clutter, so I chopped it into little pieces and threw it in the woods.

    In two years it will be dirt.

  55. As long as you don’t have to cut flush or particularly straight, it is the go to tool.

  56. Hostages, they won’t understand. Happy birthday, well, they think they understand.

    My dad and I caught flack for putting a small Christmas tree on Mom’s grave over the holidays, from those who didn’t know her.

  57. Speaking of weird..

    http://xbradtc.com/2015/01/24/seriously-not-the-duffel-blog/

  58. The ceremony for Michael was very nice.

    We’re half way home. Time to get back on the road.

    On your mom again,
    I just can’t wait to get on your mom again,
    The life I love is putting dick in her rear end,
    And I just can’t wait to get on your mom again.

  59. Someone posted this link on FB after the death of the Saud king.
    http://rantsand.blogspot.com/2006/09/observations-on-arabs.html

    #3 is especially meaningful.

    Their values are fundamentally different from ours, their self-esteem is derived from a different source… With us, the most important sources of self-esteem are useful work and the love of a good woman. Being good at something that requires skill (even a hobby) and being of primary importance to somebody just because you are who you are. Work for them, is something to be avoided. The basic forms of work: making stuff, growing stuff and moving stuff around, is taken care of by a class of indentured servants, usually non-Arab Muslims from the Third World, and even today, by outright slaves… The point being, in a slave society, work is not honorable (as De Tocqueville pointed out) and cannot be a source of self-worth.

    I can’t help but think the liberals have created the same in the FSA here. Work for them is something to be avoided, and who cares what your five or six baby mommas think of you? And guess who the indentured servants are?

  60. I just can’t wait to get on your mom again,
    The life I love is putting dick in her rear end,
    And I just can’t wait to get on your mom again.

    You sing this to your son when he’s sleeping, don’t you?

    Sicko.

  61. Darnit, now it’s stuck in my head.

  62. I had the Big Bang Theory song stuck in my head for 3 days.

  63. Mr. RFH changed the Go-Go’s “We Got the Beat” to “We Got Big Feet”, and now I can’t unhear it.

  64. Goddamit, Roamy. Kick Mr. RFH in the poon for ruining that song for me.

  65. The Bangles cover of Hazy Shade of Winter is one of the best goddamn covers ever

  66. Jaimie Gertz looked great in it.

    http://xbradtc.com/2012/11/05/load-heat-jami-gertz/

  67. Just saw the local weather, meteorologist is excited about Tuesday.
    He says this one has the potential to be one of the biggest events of his career and he’s been doing this for about 35 years.

    Monday I am buying gas, charging batteries and brewing coffee.

  68. In the midst of talking about the snow that’s falling now the weathergal teased a storm for Tuesday. I just looked at Weather Underground. A foot or more Tuesday day with 2 to 3 inches more overnight.

  69. The potential is there for a lot more.

  70. I am glad I roof raked. I was the only one in the neighborhood that did.

  71. I’ve got one corner near my main house and the addition (attached garage with an attic) that pools snow. I rake that out then continue along the front of my house which gets limited afternoon sun in the winter.

  72. Prolly not getting snow here.

  73. Kids have no school Monday (teachers conference?) and will probably have off Tuesday, possibly Wednesday. 2 weeks off at Christmas and a week off again in February. Good Lord.

  74. How do you rake a roof?

  75. I built a heavier version of this http://is.gd/GLi6vy

  76. eenterestin

  77. Helps prevent ice dams, which can wreck a roof.

  78. Greetings, masters of baiting.

  79. I’ve got one that looks like the one at Scott’s link.

  80. The Michigan/ Wisconsin game is pretty good. Its hard to know who to root against.

  81. You got to be smart and buy one when you don’t need it.
    If you wait until you need one, they’re sold out.

  82. I built mine after buildings started collapsing.

  83. You got to be smart and buy one when you don’t need it.
    If you wait until you need one, they’re sold out.

    This is also true of human organs. And prostitutes. And prostitute organs.

  84. http://tinyurl.com/kpy65nm

  85. Prostitute organs is not a good market.

  86. Bad Blood! My all time favorite X-Files ep. “Y’all must be the guvmint people.” Hahaha. I just might watch that tonight myself.

    I mentioned it over at IB, but just in case y’all missed it, the picture of Michael grabbing Rosetta’s tit was in the slideshow.

  87. Tell me there’s a link to the slideshow somewhere.

  88. Mr Chumpo, I will link the video in a minute, but first, let is look at Ms Poland.

    She’s beautiful. I wonder if her grandparents were Russian, or German?

  89. After Tushar’s description of her dress I’ll admit I didn’t study her looks. It’s like her dress was an Rorschach inkblot letting us peer into his mind.

  90. She’s beautiful. I wonder if her grandparents were Russian, or German?

    http://youtu.be/RYXkuzT_sdk

  91. Is Rorschach still in your google bar or did you know how to spell that?

  92. http://tinyurl.com/lzchn38

  93. Jimbro was in the Watchmen back in the day.

  94. I know a lot of useless shit. I typed it right the first time but will fess up to double checking it for Hotspur’s benefit.

  95. Tonight’s feature film Necronomicon.

  96. I’m embarrassed to say I’ve read Watchmen 2 or 3 times

    http://tinyurl.com/o543any

  97. I don’t know why you’d be embarrassed to say that, Jimbro. I’ve read it 2 or 3 times, too.

    Oh, right. That makes us dorks.

  98. I recall one of the OR nurses who confided in me that he read comic books. He leaned in and whispered details and spoilers about the latest books. He only read one character’s books: Batman. Jeff had the nickname of Batman too. He passed away 2 years ago. When we speak of losing our Batman I always think of Jeff.

    http://bangordailynews.com/2013/02/11/obituaries/jeffrey-john-cox/

  99. **goes back to watching BtVS for 8th or 9th time**

  100. Thanks Dave. You’re a stand up guy.

  101. How many times do you have to read the Watchmen before you can be considered a dork?

  102. Keep believing that,

  103. Pepe,
    Did you get a survey from the Dept of Agriculture?

    We got one, demanding to know how many acres, how many head of dairy, beef, goats, kids, sheep, lambs, layers, meat chickens, turkeys, horses, donkeys, burros, how much hay, bla bla bla…
    WTF, O?
    Y’all gonna send someone out to check?
    How big is he?
    I need to know how big a hole to dig…

  104. Once, all the way to the end.

  105. No need to thank me, I just routed everyone’s contributions. The Hostages stood in good today

  106. Happy Birthday Vman!!!

  107. So, making Dan drive me to PHX so I could watch the movie in real Imax is still cool?

  108. Did anybody enter into a test of wills with anybody else to see who would finally break and wash the obscenely large pile of dirty dishes today?

  109. There’s fake Imax??

  110. Imacks

  111. Or, perhaps, Imex.

  112. Sooo close.

  113. Screens aren’t as big, different sound system. Our so-called Imax is still not legit. Drove to Lubbock to watch Fantasia 2000 on Imax. (I know it is technically IMAX)

  114. Did anybody enter into a test of wills with anybody else to see who would finally break and wash the obscenely large pile of dirty dishes today?

    **closes kitchen curtains**

  115. Whew, dishes not laundry.

  116. ChrisP, we get that every year. None of their goddamned business.

  117. ¡AY AY AY PELICULAS EN IMEX!

  118. Mira!

  119. MENTIONED at IB, one of the pics Cathy chose for the slide show was Michael grabbing Rosetta’s boob… I died laughing during the service.. stifled shoulder shaking I can’t sing this verse of the hymn laughing.

    So fine.

  120. None of their business… yet.

  121. Did anybody enter into a test of wills with anybody else to see who would finally break and wash the obscenely large pile of dirty dishes today?

    You think you’re being funneh, but Roamy just kicked a puppy.

  122. Completely OT (Yeah, I KNOW you can’t go OT here), My favorite SR-71 story:
    http://jackofallhobbies.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01/story-from-brian-shul-retired-sr-71.html

  123. No puppy here. I lost anyway.

  124. Dan and I are watching Commando and dying. I remember loving this movie. Tonight, we’re going totes MST3K on it and dying! It didn’t seem so ghey in the 80s.

  125. I just watched Death by Murder. I didn’t realize it was so campy when I first saw it. But that was 20 odd years ago.

  126. I watched Grease the other night with my girls. It holds up. It’s gotta be 35 yrs plus.

  127. Look, a Squirrel!

  128. Ok, what movie did you love when you were younger that gives you a total “WTF was I thinking?” now. ET for me.

  129. Jew, Murder by Death from 1976?

  130. Oso, “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”. We’d just gotten cable with HBO and Cinemax, and that was playing a LOT.

    Also, “Greatest Show on Earth”. TBS ran Academy Award-winning movies on Sundays, and I thought that one was great. Circus, Jimmy Stewart, AND Charlton Heston.

  131. Yeah, Oso. Larry Niven, Peter Falk, Truman Capote.

  132. Chech and Chong’s Up In Smoke.

  133. Oops. David. The other Niven.

    I also just read Mote again.

  134. I never liked E.T. I know that makes me some kind of monster, but I thought that movie sucked when I was a kid and I think it sucks now.

  135. Roamy, I’m not a Beatles fan so I was making fun of that as I watched it. See also Xanadu.

  136. Sean, I bought into the hype. 2nd time I watched ET, I was like WTF? This sucks.

  137. I still love The Goonies. I can watch that stupid movie on a loop.

  138. I LOVE the Goonies!!!!

  139. If you don’t like The Goonies, you’re a damn dirty communist.

  140. I still love Cheech and Chong. All the movies and their albums. Sorry PG. I could watch Born in East LA on a loop.

  141. I got busted for drinking in the dorms by this guy during Welcome Week at Cal. He was an R.A. in our building.

    Yes, really.

  142. Basketball Jones…

  143. I gotta basketball jones…

  144. My favorite C&C song is Mexican Americans.

  145. You guys ever seen the original animated video for Basketball Jones?

    I don’t like to throw the R word around lightly, but…soooooo Rayciss.

  146. I’ve never seen ET.

  147. Seam, you should have thrown a Baby Ruth at him.

  148. Sean, yes and yes.

  149. XB, you aren’t missing much.

  150. I loved the part where ET rips the man’s heart out of his chest and it’s still beating.

  151. The part where ET gets space rabies and Elliott has to go out back and shoot him was so hokey and manipulative.

  152. I have seen BET.

  153. Hahaha CoAlex and Sean. XB, have you had Reese’s Pieces?

  154. Yes, Oso, but I never enjoyed them. Gimme some M&Ms instead.

  155. Just see it. It’s awful and ridiculous and just makes you wish you hadn’t burnt two hours. Good times.

  156. There’s a long list of awful movies I’m going to skip before skipping ET again.

  157. M&Ms didn’t come through with the product placement $$$.

  158. I like running around like Gertie from ET. Throwing my arms in the air.

  159. ET sucks. My lady suggested we show it to the spawn and I said Fuch that. We settled on Grease, which is ghey too but in a campy funny way. What eve.

  160. Just watched the Lego Movie. It was actually really good.

  161. Grease holds up. I had the original cast Broadway album and I was bummed by the movie song additions.

  162. Sean, I loved the Lego movie. Everything is awesome!

  163. Milhouse lego. Drops mic*

  164. I may have fapped to ONJ in tight black disco pants.

    Last night.

  165. You’re a sick man.

  166. I was looking away when he said Milhouse and had to run it back to see that.

  167. Hahaha Mcpo is in the ONJ camp.

  168. I’ve watched it several times and I’m still picking up stuff in the Lego Movie.

  169. I found the middle two hours, where ET searches through Hell for his lost wife, to be a drag.

  170. G’night guys. Work in the AM.

  171. Lego Movie. Rad.

    I crack up more than I can believe.

    In ET Too he takes some drug that turns his skin dark so he can get into a Black College and learn to dunk. (and drink DRANK)

  172. Bye Wyldstyle

  173. Who wants to talk some quantum physics?

    I think I’ve figured out an issue with Planck’s constant that leads me to believe that E=hv is racist.

    And tell your mom to stop calling me in the middle of the night and then hanging up.

  174. Trust me, Rosarita, it’s worse when she doesn’t hang up.

  175. *punches Chumpo in the vagine*

  176. Xbrad, how is life treating you in 2015?

    Leave out the part about getting gorilla-raped at the zoo.

  177. Um, Ice pleeze He had on his 2nd place bowling ring from high school.

  178. Big Saturday. I spent the last 40 minutes convincing my stupid friend that Scott Hamiliton was an Olympic Skater, not Luke in Star Wars. What a jack ass.

  179. Leave out the part about getting gorilla-raped at the zoo.

    Pretty quiet so far.

  180. Tushar said you could put this video back in your collection, Rose. it’s very good and well shot. My only complaint is that it isn’t in IMAX

    http://tinyurl.com/pmoz2gp

  181. Listen Chumpo, I’ve gotten to the age where I think I’ve seen everything that could possibly offend me and I like it that way.

    Please don’t throw new things into the mix. COCK!

  182. Powers keep on lyin’
    While your people keep on dyin’
    Derp keep on turnin’
    Cause it won’t be too long

  183. So…you don’t want your Air Supply tapes back then?

  184. I like Scott Walker but he, like most Republicans, could benefit from working on his public speaking.

  185. Obama is a good public speaker.

  186. What he says is boiler plate BS. But it sounds good so people like it.

  187. I usually get weather info from the local TV stations, but it’s Sunday, so it’s religious programming. Now I remember why I quit watching The Weather Channel.

  188. New post.


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