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C’mon Thomas, don’t fail us now!

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July 31, 2013
Categories: beefcake, Don't Make Me Kill You, hopey changey shit, Hulk Smash, milestones, She-Meat, shut your whore mouth, Vaseline Kiss, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer

361 Comments

Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 9:16 am

Oh gee, two pics of him shirtless.

Darn.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 9:17 am

But none of him in his Tiger’s hat.
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 9:19 am

Crap – meant to put that in. BRB
Comment by pepelp2 on July 31, 2013 9:19 am

Carin, you might see if you qualify for disability. You’re in pain and suffering.
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 9:20 am

F5
Comment by pepelp2 on July 31, 2013 9:25 am

We saw him at a knife show a few years ago. (actually the antique arms show in Vegas). The wimmen were going crazy, and the men too!
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 9:26 am

YEA!!!

Disability? You may have a point.
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 9:26 am

That ‘stache. That chest. Those dimples. Mmmmmm.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 9:33 am

Ok, I washed one leg with stuff. Then iced it. then used alcohol on the spots. Finally a bit of baking soda on the weeping ones. Finished it off with a layer of calamine. It feels ok.

I may do the other leg now.
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 9:33 am

>> Thanks for the timely poat

Thanks HS. Someone on twitburp last night reminded me it was tha anniversary and of course it deserves to be retold. And of course I had to include that scene from Jaws, which is powerful.

Take pics of the ships you make and upload them here. Several copies please.
Comment by GMLand on July 31, 2013 9:44 am

listening to my “Larry the Cable Guy” station on Pandora and drinking coffee…. how’s your morning?
Comment by Tushar on July 31, 2013 9:51 am

Carin, If the shingles get to your eyes, see Sydney Leather’s bikini photo(AoS sidebar). Once you gouge your eyes out, you will feel better.
Comment by scott on July 31, 2013 9:52 am

I declare today Sunday.
Comment by pepelp2 on July 31, 2013 9:55 am

Carin, if they deny your claim for disability, threaten to suppurate on them.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 10:08 am

Great job on the HHD cyn……the only man in the world who has a better mustache than I do.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 10:08 am

I must grudgingly approve of this poat because it has no hairless man-boys.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 10:09 am

Great job on the HHD cyn……the only man in the world who has a better mustache than I do.

Mine’s looking pretty good these days.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 10:09 am

Once you gouge your eyes out, you will feel better

hahaha
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 10:15 am

I declare today Sunday.

I’d be ok with that.
Comment by scott on July 31, 2013 10:16 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU3Tpx5TImo
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 10:16 am

>> the only man in the world who has a better mustache than I do.

Don’t sell yourself short
Comment by scott on July 31, 2013 10:18 am

Dave http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw2sbzoNiAI
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 10:19 am

Don’t sell yourself short

I’ve changed my mind, the shotgun is for you.
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 10:31 am

Scott, same knee even
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 10:31 am

>> I’ve changed my mind, the shotgun is for you.

we gettin married?
Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2013 10:37 am

I met Tom Selleck at a charity softball tournament in Hawaii in ’86.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 10:46 am

we gettin married?
*sniffs haughtily* The proper verbiage is, “hitched”
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 10:50 am

I met Tom Selleck at a charity softball tournament in Hawaii in ’86

You guys still meet up weekly for coffee?
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 10:58 am

My house is boy-free. Wooooooo Hoooooo!
Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2013 11:00 am

You guys still meet up weekly for coffee?

You didn’t get the invite?
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 11:02 am

My house is boy-free. Wooooooo Hoooooo!

Lucky.

You didn’t get the invite?

Tom and I meet on Wednesdays….What? You didn’t get the invite?
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 31, 2013 11:02 am

OHHHHHHH YEAH…….

TiFW ♥♥♥s Cyn –
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 11:03 am

Tom and I meet on Wednesdays….What? You didn’t get the invite?

*seethes*
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 11:09 am

*seethes*

Don’t act like I don’t know you two meet up on Tuesdays.
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 31, 2013 11:11 am

*catching up on last night’s thread*

My sister and I managed to make it through childhood without getting any of the “major” illnesses. Science caught up with us, and we were vaccinated against everything we could be.

FF to 1987 – DD#1 got Chickenpox when she was 14 months old from the other kids at daycare (vaccine hadn’t been developed yet).

A little over a week later, we’re on Christmas vacation, and for an entire week I can’t sleep for shit – just chalked it up to “strange beds”.

Last night of the vacay, and I get this itch on my stomach in the middle of the night. Go in the bathroom, turn on the light, lift up my shirt, and there it is – a raised red pustule.

Go lay down in bed, tell Mr. TiFW “I think I have Chickenpox” – he tells me “It’s all in your head. Go back to sleep.”

Spent New Year’s Eve at home in bed, feeling like I had the flu and a million mosquito bites…..
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 11:24 am

My sister got the chicken pox twice. They said it couldn’t be done.
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 11:25 am

Don’t act like I don’t know you two meet up on Tuesdays.

Wha???

Well okay, yeah.

And Fridays too.
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 11:30 am

>> My sister got the chicken pox twice. They said it couldn’t be done.

So did my oldest kid.
Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2013 11:32 am

*caught up with yesterday’s thread*

Carin, it’s time to go to the doctor. And get someone to wash the dogs, you’re probably picking it up from them over and over.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 11:33 am

Well okay, yeah.

And Fridays too.

You bitchhhhhhhhhhhh!
Oh, wait, b-rad meets him on Fridays too. He must be getting sloppy seconds.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:35 am

Half the internet appears to be broken. WordPress, Ace, protein wisdom come right up.

But facebook and a lot of other stuff doesn’t.

Who broke the internet? I’m going to go with Mare.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 11:38 am

Who broke the internet?

Your dogs.
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 11:40 am

Incidentally, if that stuff spreads up your face and gets close to your eyes you got a real problem on your hands.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:43 am

Incidentally, if that stuff spreads up your face and gets close to your eyes you got a real problem on your hands.

*Wonders if Dave is trying to be clever

No, I have it on my neck, behind my ear, and one SMALL spot on my cheek.

Ga. I have it fucking everywhere except my ass and back, basically.

My left arm is pretty clear – only a few small spots.

I took a benadryl a bit ago and now I’m ready for a nappy-poo.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:45 am

Who broke the internet?

Your dogs.

You ….WHORE.

How can you say that about them?

They found something really nasty in the woods and have been taking turns rolling in it. Charming, really.
Comment by agiledog on July 31, 2013 11:45 am

I see that we have a meeting of the Ladies Club (and Dave) this morning.

What is the opposite of a sausage fest?
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 11:46 am

Ga. I have it fucking everywhere except my ass and back, basically.

but dat ass
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 11:47 am

You ….WHORE.

How can you say that about them?

You meant Horrible, right? you just spelled it wrong? Because seriously, I don’t get paid, although I really think I should.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:47 am

I can’t get twitter to load either.
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 11:49 am

I was being half clever, but when you itch in your sleep you scratch and that’s part of how it spreads
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 11:50 am

I can’t get twitter to load either.

when’s the last time you rebooted your computer?
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 11:51 am

Who broke the internet?

Your dogs.

Carbs.
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 11:51 am

What is the opposite of a sausage fest?

Taco Tuesdays.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:51 am

? Because seriously, I don’t get paid, although I really think I should.

Why don’t you run along and grab me a coffee?

*smacks Peej on ass

Chop chop.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:54 am

when’s the last time you rebooted your computer?

Maybe I just need to jiggle the handle?
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 11:54 am

*smacks Peej on ass

Can you do that again? My camera wasn’t ready.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:56 am

I was being half clever, but when you itch in your sleep you scratch and that’s part of how it spreads

Only if you haven’t gotten all of the urisol off of your body. I’ve scrubbed with special shit, so I’m sure I’ve gotten all that at this point.
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 31, 2013 11:56 am

What is the opposite of a sausage fest?

A pillow fight?
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 11:58 am

Maybe I just need to jiggle the handle?

That’s my butt after you smacked it.
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 12:01 pm

My insurance finally paid my ambulance bill so I could cover the copayment, 9 months after the incident. That was the last little bit of medical expenses left to be paid from my little experiment with recklessness and stupidity.
Comment by scott on July 31, 2013 12:03 pm

I only have 5 payments left on my bill.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 12:06 pm

They’re still after us for $1,500 for when Pat got hit by that road-rage dude.

Humn – we were insured by both auto and health. And the FUCKING OTHER GUY caused the accident.

Fuck that shit.
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 12:09 pm

RE: Computer / Internet not working… ever since I went to Ace’s Place yesterday, I’ve had nothing but problems.

*shakes fist at Pixy AND Mare*
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 12:12 pm

Took 8 months for my HIC to pay the ER doc when I took the Axeman in for his T1Diabeetus hospital visit. Fuckers.
Comment by pepelp2 on July 31, 2013 12:14 pm

………….my little experiment with recklessness and stupidity.
===========

My experiment still has 2 years of college left to go………….
Comment by scott on July 31, 2013 12:17 pm

Heh.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 12:18 pm

I love this…………don’t park like a jerk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eJMweCjwgA
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 12:21 pm

But facebook and a lot of other stuff doesn’t.

Ah, good, it’s working.

What? Oh, nothing, really.

But it’s working.
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 12:26 pm

My experiment still has 2 years of college left to go………….

Mine just cost me my circle of friends and a year probation.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 12:30 pm

That was the last little bit of medical expenses left to be paid from my little experiment with recklessness and stupidity.

What did you do?

oh and carin, seriously, I can’t tell you how many times a hard boot fixes some of the crap that goes on up in this I.T. dept. here.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 12:31 pm

Mine just cost me my circle of friends and a year probation.

ah, so either a DUI, or you went to your friends houses and robbed them blind and hit a car on your way out.
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 12:33 pm

oh and carin, seriously, I can’t tell you how many times a hard boot fixes some of the crap that goes on up in this I.T. dept. here.

FYI… my system just shut down with an error code 1073741818 and some google stuff is telling me sasser; running full scan now. Yay. Scrub your loins, people!
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 12:34 pm

ah, so either a DUI, or you went to your friends houses and robbed them blind and hit a car on your way out.

Drank too much at Thanksgiving dinner at a friend’s house, blacked out, and woke up in the ER seven hours later being told that I got into a physical altercation.
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 31, 2013 12:36 pm

Yikes –
Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2013 12:38 pm

I’ve heard tell of Turkey Day shenanigans like that CO-ala. never seen ’em. Sounds like you saw part of it and stumbled through the rest.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 12:38 pm

oh and carin, seriously, I can’t tell you how many times a hard boot fixes some of the crap that goes on up in this I.T. dept. here.

Computers? How the frack do they work?
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 12:42 pm

Drank too much at Thanksgiving dinner at a friend’s house, blacked out, and woke up in the ER seven hours later being told that I got into a physical altercation.

daaaaang. Well, now you know. 🙂
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 12:43 pm

Computers? How the frack do they work?

I’m sorry. I should remember the hostages are more computer savvy than your average bear. Working in helpdesk has me jaded.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 12:45 pm

seven hours later being told that I got into a physical altercation.

And now we know why he lost his inner circle of friends……they were tired of him doing mashed potato zits.
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 12:50 pm

I’ve heard tell of Turkey Day shenanigans like that CO-ala. never seen ‘em. Sounds like you saw part of it and stumbled through the rest.

Yeah, bad times all around.
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 12:51 pm

>> Only if you haven’t gotten all of the urisol off of your body.

whoa..

I didn’t know you were into that.
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 12:51 pm

And now we know why he lost his inner circle of friends……they were tired of him doing mashed potato zits.

*splurt*
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 12:51 pm

I didn’t know you were into that.

if you’re into it, the internet will have a group for it.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 12:55 pm

*splurt*

*wipes taters off eyes*
Jerk.
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 12:57 pm

*wipes taters off eyes*
Jerk.

For my next trick I’ll shoot peas out of my nose.
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 12:59 pm

And honestly, losing my circle of friends started earlier than that. I think it was probably when I had a well paying job and a career and responsibilities while they were still working entry level jobs and living with parents.
Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2013 1:01 pm

I have it fucking everywhere except my ass and back, basically.

*not seeing the problem*
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 1:02 pm

My ex-wife’s uncle died as a result of injuries suffered on Thanksgiving. He was “supervising” from the ground while his sons chainsawed a heavy branch off of a tree. He was much too close to the tree. Got him straight on top of his head.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 1:04 pm

For my next trick I’ll shoot peas out of my nose.

I’ll only be impressed if the peas weren’t actually on the menu.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 1:05 pm

I have it fucking everywhere except my ass and back, basically.

*not seeing the problem*

not from your angle, you won’t.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 1:06 pm

So you came to the hostages, alex? Is that really a healthy new circle?
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 1:06 pm

I’ll only be impressed if the peas weren’t actually on the menu.

hahaha
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 31, 2013 1:07 pm

Some Hump Day mood music (mild NSFW warning – not obscene, just racy):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDNKoDsPSZI
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 1:17 pm

So you came to the hostages, alex? Is that really a healthy new circle?

Yes. Yes it is.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 1:18 pm

Most of us are gainfully employed and have read a book by choice, so we’re actually a good bunch if you think about it.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 1:24 pm

Yes. Yes it is.

dayum. I didn’t think one could get lower than us……but good call anyhoo.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 1:26 pm

Most of us are gainfully employed and have read a book by choice, so we’re actually a good bunch if you think about it.

serious leon is serious.
Comment by scott on July 31, 2013 1:26 pm

Lakey lakey!!!

Screw you work!
Comment by agiledog on July 31, 2013 1:26 pm

and have read a book by choice

I don’t think Moore’s Statistics: Concepts and Controversies really counts.
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 1:28 pm

dayum. I didn’t think one could get lower than us……but good call anyhoo.

There isn’t nearly as much drama, no liberal bullshit, and the people here are generally gainfully employed, responsible adults.

Plus I doubt anyone here would leave a friend to wake up alone in the ER.
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 31, 2013 1:33 pm

Only if they got drunk and passed out on Thanksgiving.

There ARE games on, yannow…..
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 1:35 pm

Screw you work!

lucky lucky

There isn’t nearly as much drama, no liberal bullshit, and the people here are generally gainfully employed, responsible adults.

The drama tends to get weeded out quickly thanks to wiserbud….oh wiser, where are you?

as far as being gainfully employed? Well, I AM employed, that’s true.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 1:38 pm

Plus I doubt anyone here would leave a friend to wake up alone in the ER.

You’re damned right about that. Most likely we’d be in the next bed over.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 1:45 pm

The drama tends to get weeded out quickly thanks to wiserbud….oh wiser, where are you?

Here, try this:

Metallica went on to record worthy albums after recording this this cover
Comment by Sean M. on July 31, 2013 1:47 pm

Greetings, body hair enthusiasts.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 1:49 pm

covers ruin everything.

sean, I don’t discriminate between hair and no hair. I love all.
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 1:50 pm

Here, try this:

Metallica went on to record worthy albums after recording this this cover

See, this is starting shit. You’re a shit-starter.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 1:51 pm

Watching that video made me wonder something (I’ve wondered before but never looked up)

http://channels.isp.netscape.com/whatsnew/package.jsp?name=fte/drummer/drummer&floc=wn-nx –

The results: During a 90-minute concert performance, Burke’s [a drummer for Blondie] heart rate averaged between 140 and 150 beats a minute with peaks at 190 beats, levels that are comparable to top athletes and exceeding the maximum heart rate for a man Burke’s age. When Burke drummed for one hour in concert, he burned between 400 and 600 calories. Compare this to running for an hour, which burns 472 calories, weight lifting at 315 calories or aerobics at 413 calories.

The biggest difference between athletes and drummers? Athletes are only expected to perform once or twice a week, while drummers who are on tour perform every night. While British soccer players played 40 to 50 games a year, Burke played 90-minute sets at 100 concerts in one year. “It is clear that their fitness levels need to be outstanding,” Smith told the BBC about rock ‘n’ roll drummers. “Through monitoring Clem’s performance in controlled conditions, we have been able to map the extraordinary stamina required by professional drummers.”
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 2:02 pm

See, this is starting shit. You’re a shit-starter.

That’s on a good day.
Comment by Sean M. on July 31, 2013 2:08 pm

See, this is starting shit. You’re a shit-starter.

I think she was kidding.

God, I hope she was kidding.
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 2:12 pm

Most of the drummers I’ve been in bands with worked their asses off. My 80s band drummer was a monster and after every gig he was a tired sweaty mess (and he’s 15 years younger than me and fit).

Drumming is work.
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 2:21 pm

I still hate them sumbitches
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 2:21 pm

Cock!!
Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2013 2:23 pm

Cock!

http://tinyurl.com/h2cock
Comment by Muthafuckin Hotspur on July 31, 2013 2:24 pm

Dave, I’m not as prolific in the model production department as I was years ago.

You can follow my build of the Nagato here: http://tinyurl.com/k759zjq

Ten years ago, I could have cranked this out in about three weeks. I’ve been on this one since December because of my limited time. I expect I’ll be several more months before I can tackle the Indy.
Comment by agiledog on July 31, 2013 2:24 pm

I still hate them sumbitches

Who? Metallica? I don’t blame you there.
Comment by George Orwell on July 31, 2013 2:28 pm

That’s a pretty awesome ship, Hotspur
Comment by Sean M. on July 31, 2013 2:30 pm

Totally OT, but I had H8 Chicken for breakfast for the first time today. Good way to start the day.
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 2:31 pm

Very impressive HS.
Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2013 2:33 pm

H/S, I’ve got what has to be the world’s greatest single volume guide to Japanese cruisers of World War II. Modelers like yourself would sport a hardon reading it.
Comment by George Orwell on July 31, 2013 2:35 pm

I had spicy H8 bird on a biscuit for breakfast, the last two days. It came with a little box of H8 tots.
Comment by George Orwell on July 31, 2013 2:36 pm

Modelers like yourself would sport a hardon reading it.

Not a felicitous mental image.
Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2013 2:40 pm

http://www.amazon.com/dp/0870213113

I think I paid $64
Comment by George Orwell on July 31, 2013 2:43 pm

I’ve been thinking about finally building a couple of plastic kits I’ve been hoarding for years but assembling all the paint and glue and sanding materials, etc. always puts me off. Or maybe I’m just lazy.

I’m going with lazy.

http://www.scalemates.com/products/product.php?id=121543
http://www.britmodeller.com/forums/index.php?/topic/56566-amt-xb-35-flying-wing/
Comment by Sean M. on July 31, 2013 2:43 pm

I expect I’ll be several more months before I can tackle the Indy.

If I get Hospurt for Secret Satan, I’m getting him a box of doll’s eyes.
Comment by George Orwell on July 31, 2013 2:47 pm

Some of the chile peppers I planted a week ago are showing fruit. I thought I killed them when I put them in.
Comment by George Orwell on July 31, 2013 2:49 pm

If I get Hospurt for Secret Satan, I’m getting him a box of doll’s eyes.
Come on. The Indianapolis didn’t have doll’s eyes. That was the Bismarck.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 2:59 pm

serious leon is serious.

Ferreelz.
Comment by Empire of Jeff on July 31, 2013 3:02 pm

“What is the opposite of a sausage fest?”

—————–

A pudenda party.
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 31, 2013 3:06 pm

I’m still trying to figure out how HS’s workshop can stay so neat and clean – our “craft rooms” look like a tornado went through them.

Twice.

Nice work, HS – looks really sharp!
Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2013 3:19 pm

Hotspur’s progeny has moved out. That helps a bit.
Comment by George Orwell on July 31, 2013 3:19 pm

Comment by Empire of Jeff on July 31, 2013 3:02 pm
“What is the opposite of a sausage fest?”
—————–
A pudenda party.

We’re waiting for you to tweet a pic.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 3:23 pm

A pudenda party.

That flows off the tongue SO much better than the word “rural” I hate that fucking word.
Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2013 3:24 pm

rul
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 3:29 pm

exactly, terrible word
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2013 3:32 pm

Why do you hate flyover country, PJ?
Comment by geoff on July 31, 2013 3:35 pm

A pudenda party.

That flows off the tongue SO much better

Well, they do kinda go together.
Comment by George Orwell on July 31, 2013 3:36 pm

My, what a bunch of cunning linguists.
Comment by George Orwell on July 31, 2013 3:37 pm

Rural pudenda

I sense the presence of a farmer’s daughter joke.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 3:40 pm

Why do you hate flyover country, PJ?

Don’t be ridiculous, I don’t hate inbred rednecks……I just hate pronouncing where they live.

Well, they do kinda go together.

how YOU doin?
Comment by GMLand on July 31, 2013 3:53 pm

“You can follow my build of the Nagato here: http://tinyurl.com/k759zjq”

YOU DIDN’T BUILD THAT!
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 3:54 pm

I just listened to about 75% of an econ podcast wherein a George Mason University economist debated/interviewed a thoroughly disingenuous Marxist (are there other kinds?) on the topic of libertarianism. Eventually the smoke from all the burning strawmen got to me, so I shut it off.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 3:55 pm

I must correct myself, Russ (formerly at GMU) is at Stanford’s Hoover Institution now.
Comment by Sean M. on July 31, 2013 3:56 pm

Don’t be ridiculous, I don’t hate inbred rednecks……I just hate pronouncing where they live.

It’s pronounced “Ark-un-saw.”
Comment by Muthafuckin Hotspur on July 31, 2013 3:57 pm

Xbrad, I don’t have that book, but I sure could have used it when I modeled about six IJN cruisers in 1:700 scale about twenty years ago.
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 31, 2013 3:58 pm

Casey, I’d like to dedicate this song to Huma Abedin – yeah, it’s a couple of years old, but you know what they say: “Everything old is new again”

Everybody sing along! (SRSLY – the lyrics are hysterical 😛 )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnXkvXTLLxQ
Comment by Muthafuckin Hotspur on July 31, 2013 4:00 pm

TiFW, I have a rule, and I’m religious about it. I am not done with a modeling session until I have put all tools, glue, paint, tape, etc., etc. back where it all belongs. Only then will I put lights out and leave the room.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 4:03 pm

It’s pronounced “Ark-un-saw.”

Oh thank you…….it’s that last part that always gets me.
Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2013 4:03 pm

H/S, I’ll sell you my copy for a mere $350.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 4:03 pm

TiFW, I have a rule, and I’m religious about it. I am not done with a modeling session until I have put all tools, glue, paint, tape, etc., etc. back where it all belongs. Only then will I put lights out and leave the room.

Hence his meth habit.
Comment by George Orwell on July 31, 2013 4:06 pm

I hear wiserbud builds models too, but only the inflatable kind.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 4:07 pm

I hear wiserbud builds models too, but only the inflatable kind.

There is a certain photo, of a certain meetup, where he has a blow up toy on his head.
Comment by Muthafuckin Hotspur on July 31, 2013 4:11 pm

Hahahahah….no.
Comment by agiledog on July 31, 2013 4:15 pm

I hear wiserbud builds models too,

“builds” may be too advanced a term. Assembles is more like it.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 31, 2013 4:16 pm

Just STFU and listen. It’s only 2 and a half minutes, ferchrissakes!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=28yfUwvXa6A&feature=related
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 4:17 pm

but you posted it on fb too………..which location would you prefer I watch it?
Comment by agiledog on July 31, 2013 4:34 pm

The Beach Boys: somebody possibly older than MCPO….
Comment by Sean M. on July 31, 2013 4:35 pm

Just STFU and listen. It’s only 2 and a half minutes, ferchrissakes!

That’s two and a half minutes where I could be listening to the original version, which has the added bonus of actually being good.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 31, 2013 4:38 pm

AD – The Stones. In their 70s and still selling out venues throughout the world.
Comment by agiledog on July 31, 2013 4:42 pm

The Stones. In their 70s and still ~~selling out venues throughout the world.~~ creepier than Anthony Weiner
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 4:42 pm

oooh both sean and agile hit, well, they at least made it to 2nd base, I”m not gonna say they hit it out of the ballpark or hit homeruns or anything
Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 31, 2013 4:52 pm

PJM – shouldn’t you be in the kitchen, baking biscuits?
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 4:52 pm

Hey now, creepier than Weiner?

I’m sorry, but that just seems like thoughtless hyperbole.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 31, 2013 4:53 pm

Well said, Leon.
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 4:54 pm

Doouble fucking cock!
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 4:54 pm

PJM – shouldn’t you be in the kitchen, baking biscuits?

if you’d send your child support payments on time, I could afford to stay home and be in the kitchen
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 4:55 pm

Doouble fucking cock!

Wait, I thought you said you were Y chromosome free in your house today?
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 4:55 pm

>> It’s only 2 and a half minutes, ferchrissakes!

2.5m not a big deal to me, but gotta be a big deal to you.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 4:56 pm

2.5m not a big deal to me, but gotta be a big deal to you.

That’s foreplay time right there.
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2013 4:59 pm

He said 2.5, not four. Jeez.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 5:00 pm

He said 2.5, not four. Jeez.

we’re not including the actual intercourse time..that’s strictly foreplay
Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2013 5:00 pm

What is this foreplay you speak of?
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2013 5:03 pm

I see the word, but it makes no sense.
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 5:06 pm

fucking on line tech support did something that I can no longer access my hard drive and my windows disc isn’t working either.

fml
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 5:07 pm

sorry. I’m a woman………I get a little crazy sometimes….as seen on ace’s years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
Comment by pendejo has returned on July 31, 2013 5:07 pm

Ya know how some dick is frequently saying, “You’re mom liked it”. Well my mom would like this poat. She never missed an episode of Magnum and I don’t think it was the rivetng storyline that made her keep coming back for more.
Comment by pendejo has returned on July 31, 2013 5:10 pm

Bad timing #3,647,205.

Talking about your mom’s fascination with Magnum PI while PJM is discussing her foreplay requirements. Damn!!!
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2013 5:11 pm

Oh, so THAT’S why mom always said, “Sure! You kids can watch Magnum PI. I’ll get the popcorn!”
Comment by pendejo has returned on July 31, 2013 5:20 pm

Whose ass is that in the header pic? That’s not MJ is it?
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 5:20 pm

fucking on line tech support did something that I can no longer access my hard drive and my windows disc isn’t working either.

assholes
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 5:21 pm

Whose ass is that in the header pic? That’s not MJ is it?

I don’t know, but it’s freaking annoying. Every time I see it, which is every time I refresh, I have to stand up and start doing butt exercises.

When will this madness end?
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2013 5:24 pm

When will this madness end?

When you unplug your webcam, or xbrad’s internet gives out.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 5:24 pm

pendejo has returned

YAY! ME TOO! OMG! We’re TWINS!!!!!!
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2013 5:24 pm

Oops, sorry George!

[i]When will this madness end?[/i]

You can probably read that better.
Comment by Muthafuckin Hotspur on July 31, 2013 5:25 pm

Your
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 5:26 pm

they ask me, Do I have access to another computer? Sure, let me just go to the Axeman’s… password protected. Huh. No prob, I’ll just go to Googleman’s machine… password protected.

Greaaaaaaaat.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 5:26 pm

When you unplug your webcam, or xbrad’s internet gives out.

for the love of God, I’m exhausted
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 5:28 pm

The butt was excerpted from what I can only assume was the lone genuine female found in this week’s MMM.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 5:33 pm

Drive time.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 5:40 pm

they ask me, Do I have access to another computer? Sure, let me just go to the Axeman’s… password protected. Huh. No prob, I’ll just go to Googleman’s machine… password protected.

hah, is that the names on your boys’ computers?
Comment by Muthafuckin Hotspur on July 31, 2013 5:45 pm

Cyn, why do you let your kids put passwords on their computers?
Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 31, 2013 5:47 pm

Hello? This is Peggy. . .
Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2013 5:47 pm

Tech Support seems unfamiliar with the concept.

Wait a minute…HOW ARE YOU COMMENTING!
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 5:47 pm

No, that’s just how I refer to them here on H2.

OMG, I am so flipping pissed right now, the idiot probably deleted one of my system files. I have to work on this more with the tech jerks after I get back from picking up the boys from school.
Comment by Pupster on July 31, 2013 5:48 pm

Cyn, why do you let your kids put passwords on their computers?

I let the NSA babysit my boys. They know better than me and it’s probably for the best.
Comment by Jewstin on July 31, 2013 5:49 pm

Afternoon.
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 5:50 pm

HS: they wp protect them from each other and did not give me the update.

Pups: I am commenting With My Mind.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 5:51 pm

I’d let my boys put passwords if they’re trying to keep each brother from getting into the others stuff.
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 5:52 pm

wp=pw, for password

Fucking POS iPud product. Fukksized!
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 5:55 pm

Foreplay?

You mean the begging thing?
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 5:55 pm

HS: they wp protect them from each other and did not give me the update.

Yep, totally understandable.

Pups: I am commenting With My Mind.

haha, why I love cyn….well, one of the many reasons
Comment by Jewstin on July 31, 2013 5:55 pm

Today we had no parts to build stuff, so they sent me to Sheet Metal to drive one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IBtRMFioEE
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 5:57 pm

You mean the begging thing?
well yeah, what else?
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 5:58 pm

Jewstin, this is the Finn I prefer.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 31, 2013 5:59 pm

Foreplay. . .

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=obBlbeH2O1g
Comment by scott on July 31, 2013 6:08 pm

Hotspur did you see the model we are packing?
Comment by alphaletter10alphaletter13 on July 31, 2013 6:12 pm

It has come to my attention that you people support the ownership of corporate jets by fat cats.

Can this be true?
Comment by Empire of Jeff on July 31, 2013 6:28 pm

Also, Labiapalooza.
Comment by Jewstin on July 31, 2013 6:36 pm

Driving the power punch is pretty nifty. After making a stack of punched sheets we put them on a pallet (it’s called a nest). Then we separate the sheets that are identical. We have a tool to break the tabs holding everything together, and then shake the scrap piece like a British nanny. All the keeper pieces fall out, and the scrap goes in the recycle bin.
Comment by pajama momma on July 31, 2013 6:40 pm

Can this be true?

Yeeeeeeeeees?

Also, Labiapalooza.

went and saw that back in ’88. I was old skool….original. Kids these days don’t know what the paloozas used to be like.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 7:00 pm

It has come to my attention that you people support the ownership of corporate jets by fat cats.

I think it’s more that we don’t want anyone to have the authority to say no to that sort of thing.
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:12 pm

GARDENING UDATE:

Hot pepper wax spray is fucking worthless.

Tomato plants had approx. 3 dozen green tomatoes on them. Covered them in pepper wax spray to keep both blight and deer from eating them on Saturday.

Checked the plants this morning. All of the tomatoes are gone. Every single one.
Comment by Zekexas on July 31, 2013 7:14 pm

I thought it was Peej showing off her sexy ass in the header.
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:14 pm

I’m burying the vegetable garden in grass seed. I’m done with this stupidity.
Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2013 7:15 pm

When they advertise breakfast cereals on the TV they always pour the milk on it from a glass bottle. Who are these people? Do they live in an alternate dimension where the milkman still makes his rounds?
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:15 pm

>>>I thought it was Peej showing off her sexy ass in the header.

Dude. She lives in CA.

You’re not getting her.

Move on.
Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2013 7:15 pm

It has come to my attention that you people support the ownership of corporate jets by fat cats.

I think it’s more that we don’t want anyone to have the authority to say no to that sort of thing.

“…and the pursuit of happiness.”

There ya go.
Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2013 7:16 pm

You need wolf urine wiser. Schedule a delivery from the wolfurineman.
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:18 pm

>>>When they advertise breakfast cereals on the TV they always pour the milk on it from a glass bottle.

It’s not milk they are pouring, btw…

Real milk doesn’t look real in commercials.

*mind……. blown….
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 7:20 pm

Dude. She lives in CA.

You’re not getting her.

Don’t give up, Zeke. It will amuse me watching you try.
Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2013 7:20 pm

Sorry to hear about the veg garden, Wiser. Fortunately you have a friend who has a busy garden and will be looking for someone to come pick stuff. Soon.
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:20 pm

>>>You need wolf urine wiser. Schedule a delivery from the wolfurineman.

Fuck that. I’m done with this shit.

I nurtured these plants, watered, weeded, sprayed, everything I was supposed to do.

Fuck it all.

Buying from farm stands from now on.
Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2013 7:21 pm

Duuuuude…..

WTF is it?
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:22 pm

>>>Fortunately you have a friend who has a busy garden and will be looking for someone to come pick stuff.

You take checks?
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:23 pm

>>>WTF is it?

Water with food coloring and flour.

Way less expensive than real milk.

And flows “better”.
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:25 pm

Only fucking thing they don’t touch is the eggplant plants.

I fucking hate eggplant.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 31, 2013 7:29 pm

You take checks?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EcdPPd9nEwQ
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:29 pm

Cucumber plant has dozens of flowers…. One actual cucumber.

Yellow squash plants have had flowers… Not one single fruit has set…

So fed up….
Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2013 7:29 pm

*Buying from farm stands from now on*

That’s how I’m feeling about my honey nowadays. Frigging hives die off every year no matter how much insulation and ventilation they have. There’s honey left so they’re not starving. A new queen and a package of bees cost $90- on average. That’s a lot of honey I could buy at the farmer’s market or natural food store.
Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2013 7:31 pm

*sticks out lower lip*

forgetit then, who needs your moth-eaten wormy help, I’ll keep all my fresh green beans and my butternut squarshes and you ain’t getting ANY

*runs to my room and slams the door*
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:33 pm

>>>*runs to my room and slams the door*

You don’t want to be paid???
Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2013 7:33 pm

Wiser, nothing started to set fruit for me until a few days ago. Everything went into suspended animation during the heat wave, no matter how I watered. Everything. Just sat there, flowering. No fruit.

It was the heat stress. They should start showing goodies now.
Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2013 7:34 pm

I thought you meant, you’d rather cut me a check than come help pick. Never mind.

*cuts self while alone in bedroom
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:34 pm

>>>It was the heat stress. They should start showing goodies now.

Oh good. I would hate for the deer to go hungry….
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2013 7:36 pm

Do they allow deer hunting there? Not in town, of course.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 31, 2013 7:37 pm

Geez, Wiser! You’re prepper rep ain’t worth shit on the street now.
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:39 pm

>>>I thought you meant, you’d rather cut me a check than come help pick.

No, I assumed that, like most “pick your own” farms, I would pay you for the privilege of harvesting my own veggies.

We do live in the Northeast….
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:41 pm

>>>Do they allow deer hunting there

Of course not.

Deer are cute.

Although, Tequila did chase one from the yard yesterday.

S’bout fucking time he earned his keep.

Too little, too late though….
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 7:41 pm

CT actually allows you to take out a contract on your deer. In season, of course.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 31, 2013 7:46 pm

Guess I should start commenting on Hot Air.
Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2013 7:52 pm

Did Scott mention that shortly after he filled those two burrows with concrete, I saw two young woodchucks hanging out in the yard today?

They heard me yelling inside the house, and skedaddled. But the gun is sitting by the window now.

Glad the garden is fenced in. Although, anything could defeat my little garden gate, if it was determined enough.
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 7:52 pm

I redid tomato plants that are supposed to be more heat tolerant cause we’re into regular scorching August now. We’ll see how it goes.

*waves to A10A13, mixes him a drank*
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:53 pm

>>>Geez, Wiser! You’re prepper rep ain’t worth shit on the street now.

I kept thinking maybe I should pee on all the plants. I heard deer hate that.

Just couldn’t bring myself to do it, knowing I was potentially going to eat them at some point.
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:56 pm

>>>I saw two young woodchucks hanging out in the yard today?

Fat little bastards.

If I didn’t have pets, I would put down the nastiest poison they sell to get rid of the critters around here.
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 7:59 pm

Btw, speaking of Tequila, did I ever mention that wiserdaughter submitted a paper in English class last year called “The Need for Tequila”?

It was about how awesome having a pet is, but I was soooo waiting for the call from the school….
Comment by Colorado Alex on July 31, 2013 8:08 pm

Dinner tonight was leftover ginger chicken with homemade pork fried rice. I feel accomplished for not saying “fuck it” and going to Carl’s Jr.
Comment by scott on July 31, 2013 8:14 pm

Today was the first day in over 2 months where I didn’t do shit.

It was a nice day, but it could have been better.

stupid naked guy.
Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2013 8:24 pm

Forget every time I ever complained about theheat in ABQ. 105 in Vegas. Good thing casino has lounge, refreshing beverage, and AC.
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 8:33 pm

>> It was a nice day, but it could have been better.

Try harder.
Comment by scott on July 31, 2013 8:39 pm

Will do. We should have a lot of time in August for practice.
Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2013 8:40 pm

Oldest part of Food Hoard is a year old now. Time to start cycling through it. Good timing. August is a work desert for us. We can restock in September.
Comment by Sean M. on July 31, 2013 8:53 pm

Did anybody fail to persuade anybody else to join the Dark Side today?
Comment by lauraw on July 31, 2013 8:54 pm

It’s so weird a practice to us. But I can definitely see the appeal. We have run out of staple things a few times already and not had to make the customary run out to the store at all. Pretty nice.
Comment by pepelp2 on July 31, 2013 9:07 pm

Long, but interesting explanation of liberals:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODXgGS50AVY
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 31, 2013 9:09 pm

I’ve stopped trying, Sean. They are all convinced that we give a shit what they do in their bedrooms, and that we’ll outlaw doggystyle or something.
Comment by osoloco11 on July 31, 2013 9:10 pm

I wasted my Whitney wants to go to the lake impression before we crossed the state line. Awkward
Comment by daveintexas on July 31, 2013 9:12 pm

You have to apply yourself if you’re gonna goof off LIKE A BOSS
Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 31, 2013 9:22 pm

The college professors in this town still dress like it’s 1969. Fucking hippies.
Comment by Jimbro on July 31, 2013 9:34 pm

Other than ponytails, Lennon glasses and Birkenstocks what else are they wearing?
Comment by Jewstin on July 31, 2013 9:46 pm

*Burning tweed jacket with elbow patches.
Comment by scott on July 31, 2013 9:50 pm

That was good Pepe.
Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere on July 31, 2013 9:58 pm

So did anyone else feel like they were pulling on stitches and staples all day?
Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2013 9:59 pm

http://xbradtc.com/2013/07/31/lone-survivor/
Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 31, 2013 10:05 pm

Jewstin nailed it. Those little ponytails on bald guys are gross!
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 10:24 pm

CHKDSK 67% complete.

*whimpers*
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2013 10:27 pm

Jackasses in Hollywood better not fuck that up, xbrad.

But I’m SOOOO looking forward to it. Bout time that story got told to the masses. The book was unbelievable.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 10:53 pm

blerg
Comment by Zekexas on July 31, 2013 10:57 pm

still listening to Pepes youtube
Supertramp! @ 22 min
Comment by Cyn on July 31, 2013 10:58 pm

Ditto
Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2013 11:08 pm

Man, I cannot shake this cold. I thought I was past it, and it came roaring back today.

MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2013 11:10 pm

Who didn’t spray the blog with Lysol? I got the same cold.

Did you lick the post comment button?
Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2013 11:12 pm

Or maybe I caught shingles from Cyn’s pics.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:13 pm

*infects everyone with teh poison ivy
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:18 pm

I grossed everyone out with my poison ivy. I didn’t tell ’em to look. But at the end of my shift, as I was waited for my ride, my legs were BURNING and i had to ice them down. I was out back (behind the restaurant where people smoke/etc). It was gross.

LOOK AWAY.
Comment by PepeLp on July 31, 2013 11:22 pm

What if it isn’t poison ivy? Ewwwww………….
Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2013 11:22 pm

Good thing you didn’t hop up on the bar and ice em down. Might have affected tips.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:25 pm

I got great tips tonight. I had a bandage/wrap on my wrist to hide the hideous deformity there – and I think it worked for sympathy.

Honestly, though, my shirt is irritates that part, so the wrap really helped.

I’m going to kill myself tomorrow if it isn’t better. I have new spots all over my torso and one on my nose.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:27 pm

is
Comment by phat on July 31, 2013 11:34 pm

Good evening pederasts!

Looks like a slow shift tonight.

Smokey and the Bandit is on. First time I’ve seen that movie in 20 yrs.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:35 pm

That’s weird. Festering, weeping poison ivy outbreak killed it?

I don’t know you people anymore.
Comment by Car in on July 31, 2013 11:36 pm

So. Phat. You want to see pictures of my rash?

it’s hawt.
Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2013 11:36 pm

Hey, Phat, what’s the word on C-17s ferrying cocaine from Costa Rica to Miami? Saw a bit in the news today.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on July 31, 2013 11:41 pm

I’m so allergic to poison ivy, I can get it inside my mouth and nose from breathing in its pollen!
Comment by phat on July 31, 2013 11:41 pm

Sheriff Buford T. Justice FTW!
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 11:45 pm

Pepe, that link was awesome.

So tempted to send that to idiot lib, except I’m positive he will watch about 30 seconds of it and then argue about it for 3 hours.
Comment by phat on July 31, 2013 11:56 pm

Car in,

Send it now, I will gaze upon it later. Flight suits are difficult to fap in discretely.

Really wish someone would have told me that before the ‘incident’.
Comment by xbradtc on July 31, 2013 11:56 pm

Don’t waste the effort, Wiser. Stick to 140 characters or less for your liberal co-worker.
Comment by George Orwell on July 31, 2013 11:56 pm

I bought this at wiserbud’s record store. It’s awesome if a bit NSFW.
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on July 31, 2013 11:58 pm

>>>Flight suits are difficult to fap in discretely.

*questions decision to applaud at veteran’s day parade….
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on August 1, 2013 12:00 am

>>>I bought this at wiserbud’s record store. It’s awesome if a bit NSFW

We’re still laughing at you.

perv
Comment by George Orwell on August 1, 2013 12:03 am

You want to see pictures of my rash?
it’s hawt

Carlotta Danger, is that you?
Comment by George Orwell on August 1, 2013 12:04 am

We’re still laughing at you.
perv

That just means I’m qualified to run for mayor.
Comment by phat on August 1, 2013 12:04 am

Xbrad, saw that too.

Wasn’t one of our missions. I checked the c2 database and we had no missions transiting MROC or MRLB (the two int’l airports) for the month of July.

Could be an old photo.
Comment by wiserbud, wuzong of the yuan. on August 1, 2013 12:06 am

>>>Stick to 140 characters or less for your liberal co-worker.

I think he finally realized he’s never going to win with me. His one question to me this week was “so, do you like Star Trek?”

Other music teacher and I figured out that he’s probably considered the “smart” guy in his little circle. So when he talks to them, they are all in awe of his “smartness.”

He just can’t seem to deal with someone who might disagree with him. “But…. But… but… I’m smart!”

Ummmmmm… yeah, not so much.
Comment by George Orwell on August 1, 2013 12:10 am

His one question to me this week was “so, do you like Star Trek?”

If he prefers TNG with Wil Wheaton to the original series with Shat, he’s a fag and his shit’s all retarded.
Comment by phat on August 1, 2013 12:15 am

Evidently gas was $.55/gal back then.
Comment by Jay in Ames on August 1, 2013 12:15 am

If he prefers TNG with Wil Wheaton to the original series with Shat

My brain cell, out of it!
Comment by clintbird on August 1, 2013 12:16 am

The Bridge!
Comment by George Orwell on August 1, 2013 12:21 am
Comment by George Orwell on August 1, 2013 12:25 am

Where’s Cyn?
Comment by phat on August 1, 2013 12:33 am

Can’t watch this without thinking of Norm MacDonald as ’70’s Burt Reynolds’:

http://tinyurl.com/96qdr8s
Comment by phat on August 1, 2013 12:51 am

‘Bandit, this is Little Beaver, put your foot on the floor, we’ve got your back door.’

HA! May have to do all comments in CB lingo for the rest of the night.

Phat out!
Comment by George Orwell on August 1, 2013 12:53 am
Comment by Cyn on August 1, 2013 1:01 am

Welp, looks like I’ll be taking the PC into Data Docs tomorrow. That asshole screwed it up Royally.
Comment by Cyn on August 1, 2013 1:02 am

Beerhead kitteh – I’ll take five please.
Comment by Cyn on August 1, 2013 1:04 am

Nighhty sweeeeeet dreams, peeps and peepers.
Comment by clintbird on August 1, 2013 1:04 am

BTW, our KC Royals won their 8th in a row tonight. I thought you’d like to know.
Comment by phat on August 1, 2013 1:10 am

Breaker 19, this is the PHAT.

That explains the Card’s 7 game slide. MO baseball must remain in balance.

Over.
Comment by phat on August 1, 2013 1:11 am

Breaker 19:

Last comment edited for CB authenticity.

Catch you on the flip side!
Comment by phat on August 1, 2013 1:22 am

Breaker 19, Smokey and the Bandit II now on AMC.

Featuring Dom Deluise! Terry Bradshaw! Mean Joe Greene! Joe Klecko!

Phat out!
Comment by Sean M. on August 1, 2013 2:41 am

When you’re ridin’ sixteen hours
And there’s nothin’ much to do
And you don’t feel much like ridin’,
You just wish the derp was through
Comment by phat on August 1, 2013 2:57 am

Breaker 19, imdb.com says there is a ‘Smokey and the Bandit 3’.

Looks like AMC is really living up to their name tonight.

Phat, eastbound and down.
Comment by leoncaruthers on August 1, 2013 6:56 am

We have dinner plans tonight with another couple. We’re taking squash from the garden and probably going to talk about church.
Comment by Car in on August 1, 2013 7:24 am

her couple. We’re taking squash from the garden and probably going to talk about church.

Should we schedule an intervention?
Comment by Tushar on August 1, 2013 7:25 am

Mare?

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/voInL3F
Comment by pepelp2 on August 1, 2013 7:34 am

Morning children.

Smokey and the Bandit 2 sucked. Sorry ’bout your computer Cyn. Where is the tech support guy located? Can we hunt him down and beat him?
Comment by leoncaruthers on August 1, 2013 7:40 am

Should we schedule an intervention?

No. I’m trying to find my way to some kind of faith. RCIA is probably in my near future.
Comment by Jay in Ames on August 1, 2013 7:42 am

Shhh, he’s installing the webcam virus!
Comment by Jay in Ames on August 1, 2013 7:43 am

I’ll bet Michael would know where you should go to church, leon.
Comment by Car in on August 1, 2013 7:44 am

Obama is hosting a reception for these people tonight.

Just look at the revolving header and you’ll know everything you need to.
Comment by Jay in Ames on August 1, 2013 7:44 am

Soo, how long before Cyn’s computer repairman is back in the home appliance aisle at Best Buy?
Comment by Jay in Ames on August 1, 2013 7:46 am

Hey, wanna race?

http://cavemancircus.com/2013/07/08/dude-has-the-ultimate-sleeper-of-a-car/
Comment by Car in on August 1, 2013 7:46 am

No. I’m trying to find my way to some kind of faith. RCIA is probably in my near future.

Did that. Then moved out here and didn’t like the local church.
Comment by pepelp2 on August 1, 2013 7:57 am

Have faith in the current header pic Leon.
Comment by leoncaruthers on August 1, 2013 8:07 am

I’ll bet Michael would know where you should go to church, leon.

I’m sure he would, but he’s one of those godless protestants. May as well take up with one of those granola-crunching vegan wiccans.
Comment by scott on August 1, 2013 8:12 am

We have room at St Sofa’s Church of the Immaculate Reception.
Comment by pepelp2 on August 1, 2013 8:24 am

For Carin only!!

Do you like this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3FLpc-5yvM
Comment by Car in on August 1, 2013 8:26 am

I kinda dig In this Moment. I liked Blood. I hadn’t heard that song, but it’s pretty good.
Comment by pepelp2 on August 1, 2013 8:32 am

Carin, you should go to a Dr., or just swipe some prednisone from an elderly acquaintance and self medicate.
Comment by Car in on August 1, 2013 8:33 am

Ok, I’m going to the walk in clinic. If they make me pay then tell me to take OTC shit, I’m going to go on a 57 state killing spree.
Comment by pepelp2 on August 1, 2013 8:39 am

Carin, start your killing spree with the guy who broke Cyn’s computer.
Comment by Muthafuckin Hotspur on August 1, 2013 8:49 am

Scott, I didn’t see the model you are packing. Linky?
Comment by daveintexas on August 1, 2013 8:56 am

Mothafuckin Prednisone Solutions™

Just tell the doc in a box to write you an Rx for it. It’s not like you’re asking for vicodin.
Comment by Jay in Ames on August 1, 2013 8:57 am

Maybe if you rolled in the treat that the dogs found in the woods you’d feel better, Car in.
Comment by lauraw on August 1, 2013 8:58 am

Traffic is brisk at the birdbath this morning. Robins take this very seriously. There have been fights in the queue.

It’s just a great big foam cooler lid so there is room for three or four of them to splash in there at once. They make a lot of noise.

It’s ridiculously cute. Especially when they scratch behind their heads like a dog.

Uh-oh. Some blackbirds are taking over. This is like Sharks vs. Jets now.

/birdbath report
Comment by lauraw on August 1, 2013 8:59 am

We gotta hit the road now. Got job in western Mass.

You racists have a nice day.
Comment by scott on August 1, 2013 9:00 am

emailed hotspur.
Comment by Car in on August 1, 2013 9:05 am

Doc wants between 65 and 90 to look. Makes no promises. I don’t think so.
Comment by Cyn on August 1, 2013 9:11 am

Gahmerrmin.
Comment by Car in on August 1, 2013 9:12 am

I’m glad the affordable care act has made healthcare so affordable.
Comment by Car in on August 1, 2013 9:15 am

This industry is ripe for underground/black market.
Comment by leoncaruthers on August 1, 2013 9:15 am

I’ll take a look for $20.

I promise to be appreciative.
Comment by daveintexas on August 1, 2013 9:18 am

I don’t have to get seen, I just call my GP and tell him to do it and he does.
Comment by Car in on August 1, 2013 9:19 am

I don’t think you will , Leon. You could be scarred for life.
Comment by Car in on August 1, 2013 9:20 am

If a doc has seen you for it before, they are usually willing to do that.
Comment by Jimbro on August 1, 2013 9:21 am

I’d write you one Car in but I don’t have describing rights out of Maine.
I only use injectable versions on juvenile rheumatoid arthritis (triamcinolone)
Oral prednisone works but there are some risks with it. What I see is avascular necrosis of the femoral head in chemo kids. They get massive doses for a prolonged time, not the 5-7 day course a poison ivy sufferer gets.
Comment by Jay in Ames on August 1, 2013 9:22 am

Wow, the Arizona Cardinals are good for SOMETHING!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/31/the-reason-this-nfl-cheerleader-delayed-her-successful-tryout-for-7-years-will-make-you-proud/
Comment by Cyn on August 1, 2013 9:23 am

>>Soo, how long before Cyn’s computer repairman is back in the home appliance aisle at Best Buy?

Best Buy will be merely a hopeful dream someday for him.

MFCSSOAB grrrrrrr.

Twice I watched him hesitate over the warning message saying that there were system files in quarantine and he cancelled the action that would have deleted the old version of Panda security giving the message; that third time, he proceeded…
Comment by Cyn on August 1, 2013 9:35 am

Sorry you’re so miserable, Carin. My formerly level two tech guy is in FL if you want a crack at him first.
Comment by daveintexas on August 1, 2013 9:36 am

When you talk all tech geeky like that I feel a little uncomfy in the swimsuit area.
Comment by pepelp2 on August 1, 2013 9:43 am

I think we had some prednisone that the vet prescribed for our dog. I can look if you want. 🙂
Comment by Cyn on August 1, 2013 9:44 am

He was an arrogant cock too, deleting chrome apps; I wiggled the mouse and said, “WTH?” on Notepad. He seemed surprised that I knew how to comm/whiteboard with him.

Skooool time.
Comment by Pupster on August 1, 2013 10:18 am

Are you sure it’s not chiggers?

You should check for chiggers.
Comment by daveintexas on August 1, 2013 10:22 am

racist
Comment by Car in on August 1, 2013 10:42 am

Are you sure it’s not chiggers?

You should check for chiggers.

Don’t make me send you a picture.
Comment by xbradtc on August 1, 2013 10:49 am

After Cyn’s shingleface pics, I ain’t skeered of you.
Comment by Jimbro on August 1, 2013 10:51 am

Na chiggers ‘n Maine. We gots da black flies tho
Comment by Jay in Ames on August 1, 2013 10:56 am

New Post!
Comment by Colorado Alex on August 1, 2013 10:59 am

Wow, the Arizona Cardinals are good for SOMETHING!

She was at OCS the same time I was? Huh.

*Despertately searches memory for cute brunettes*
Comment by Colorado Alex on August 1, 2013 11:00 am

You should check for chiggers.

Don’t make me send you a picture.

Maybe it’s a tuma.
Comment by geoff on August 1, 2013 11:15 am

I’d write you one Car in but I don’t have describing rights out of Maine.

LEO: “Sir, can you describe your assailant?”

Jimbro: “Are we in Maine?”

LEO “No sir.”

Jimbro: “Crap!”