Probation

My belly isn’t going to rub itself.

MLB AL West

 

Tell me lies.

Have a nice day.

563 Comments

  1. Fantastic.

  2. Alright, that smiley-face sign twirler is just hilarious.

  3. Behold

    http://imgur.com/gallery/Mh8Yt

  4. Slightly imperfect panties.

  5. Those look tasty.

    *adds onions to grocery list*

  6. Tushar needs to post more recipes.

  7. I think we are out of bacon.

  8. Good morning, cool kids

  9. Another day I coulda slept-in, another day I’m up at o’dark-thirty. Yay.

    At least I got to see off the Axeman and his father: they’re walking the 10th Annual Pat’s Run this morn. http://pattillmanfoundation.org/pats-run/ It’s a BFD here; I even found a place that is live-streaming it so maybe I’ll get to see them.

  10. Also, the bacon onion recipe looks incredible.

  11. The comments below Tushars recipe are worth a read.

  12. Full recipe, in case the photos are not enough.

    http://www.grilling24x7.com/oring.shtml

  13. And then, there is this.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/od21tJL

  14. I should probably buy a grill.

  15. https://rare.us/story/opposite-of-america-is-full-of-lies/

  16. Chickens eat grass. Not exclusively like cows do, but they absolutely do eat it when offered it.

  17. I’m going to make a free range cocktail later.

  18. I saw the antecedent to that on G+ the other day, Roamy, thanks.

    I’ll just share that and cackle.

  19. G+??

    /

  20. Teaching to the test is not a bad thing with the AP tests, but I think it’s stupid for third graders. My nephew’s wife went nuts over some Georgia competency test. She had my great-nephews tutored to prep for the test and begged for prayers the week of the test.

    Which has me thinking, the test is not only a measure of the student, it’s a measure of the school, so aren’t you distorting the results with the tutoring? This isn’t the ACT, nothing hinges on how well they do.

  21. And now that they’ve taken the test, they are watching videos in class. Yeah, there’s a way to get ahead.

  22. Off to do my chores before Radiobud

  23. Cyn, are those your bewbs in the header picture? They look like your bewbs.

  24. Leon, I am on LCHF diet for about 9 days now. So far I have seen barely 2lb weight loss. Is there any rule of thumb about what rate of weight loss to expect?

  25. Heh heh… you found me out.

  26. ^^^ Heh, heh!

  27. The boys are finally out of their runner’s corral. There’s a crapton of people participating wow.

  28. Australian rules Football is a different kind of Football. No body armor.

  29. Is there any rule of thumb about what rate of weight loss to expect?

    Sadly no. I experienced rapid weight loss when I first switched, but then it tapered off almost immediately. I think it was 17 lb the first month, and then like 6 lb the next month.

    3-5 lb is “normal”, according to a lot of the books I’ve read, but there’s a lot of room outside those norms. Are you keeping a food log? How do you feel?

  30. They’re headed to the starting line now…

  31. Tushar
    I thought you and I were the only non-bacon eaters on this site

  32. Being a part-time smiley face sign twirler is the ultimate Obamajob

  33. Being a part-time smiley face sign twirler is the ultimate Obamajob

    True. It might be the only one he’s qualified to do.

  34. 35,000 people in this race… dang

  35. Drink of the Week video isn’t up yet. Boo!

  36. TJ, my religion forbids eating beef. Pigs are fair game. Oink!

  37. Leon,
    I am not keeping log. I should start. I think I should buy a digital scale.
    When i started, I was 222.2 lb. after I started, for one day I hit 223.2, no idea how. Right now I am at 219.2.

    I am feeling great. The ups and downs of energy are gone. I have a steady energy now. I do not feel lethargic like I used to. I am even fidgeting, instead of being motionless. I am not constantly thinking about food. Last time I tried low carb, I had a pronounced head buzz from lack of glucose. But at that time my wife won’t allow me to eat fat. Now I am eating good amount of fat and fair amount of protein and veggies. No head buzz. Less ache in knees, but no idea if it is related.

  38. **tries to eat neighbor’s cat. Gets clawed.

  39. Koreans are not as insane as the Japs, but still…

    http://imgur.com/gallery/QaUbT

  40. If it makes you feel any better Tushar, my weight fluctuates in a 3 or 4 pound range, so it’s possible you started near a low point.

    I always check my weight at the same time, but some days I’ll be 4 pounds lighter, mostly due to water weight. The next day I’ll be right back to normal.

  41. I often choose to drop a deuce under my favorite apple tree. Too bad it’s in view of the neighbors.

  42. I usually weigh myself after dropping a deuce.

  43. Is this thing on?

  44. *taps mic*

  45. *drops mic*

    No, not for that joke. Just because I’m clumsy.

  46. Jay, so do I, but with a low carb diet, those are hard to come by.

  47. Weigh before and after the deuce… WINNING

  48. “Trigger”

    *drinks*

  49. SWEET! TRIGGER WARNING!

  50. Whoa whoa whoa, wiser has to do homework for this show? I thought it was all talent, and 1%er radio abilities.

    Has Occupy steered me wrong?

  51. *drinks*

  52. Wiser’s got a nice rant going.

  53. The boys have crossed the finish line – yay!

  54. Ok, so I have recently become notorious for linking some insane shit here. Some people have complained. If you are one of the complainers, DO NOT CLICK!!!!!

    Even if you think you can take insane stuff, I would advice you to stay away from this one.

    Warning: NSFA. Not safe for anything.

  55. ~~drinks

  56. Nice rant radiobud!

  57. Indeed, well done http://i.imgur.com/zzSDo.gif

  58. From China comes the new French perfume fragrance:

    http://tinypic.com/r/24e9ete/8

  59. Does he have H2 open while doing his radio show?

    If not, why not?

  60. Tushar
    I had a boss like that once..

  61. Ha ha, TJ, you are surely brave for clicking despite my warnings.

  62. Tushar discovered the Undernet!

  63. The waaaaay-deep undernet.

  64. Yay for figuring out the phone, radiobud!

  65. Good grief, I’m actually listening to Wiser.

  66. A slam to MacAfee… boom!

  67. “Practice googling people”??

    You have to practice that?

  68. “Not stupid” – best compliment evah.

  69. I’m laughing over here at that Roamy.

  70. Ok, so I have recently become notorious for linking some insane shit here. Some people have complained. If you are one of the complainers, DO NOT CLICK!!!!!
    Even if you think you can take insane stuff, I would advice you to stay away from this one.
    Warning: NSFA. Not safe for anything.

    —————————-
    I used to put that in BBF every once in a while.

    Before I did, I actually checked with Cyn to see if it was over the line.

  71. Hell, I think I may have sent that one to you.

  72. Oh, wait, that was some other twisted thing.

  73. Line? I didn’t see no line, Gus.

  74. >>>Oh, wait, that was some other twisted thing.

    Probably involving Hillary.

  75. Probably involving Hillary.

    HEY NOW! I have standards ya know.

  76. Pfffft. Who am I kidding.

  77. I wasn’t gonna say anything.

  78. Is the volume going in and out for wiser’s show for anybody else?

  79. It’s been fine for me.

  80. Weird. To me I keep getting a fade in and out, like he’s leaning away from the mic and then back in.

  81. Best year for music evah.

    (Bcock – you just SYWM, punk)

  82. …like he’s leaning away from the mic and then back in.

    Okay, yeah, I heard that too.

  83. And Joe is RIGHT THERE at the mic

  84. Is this caller drunk?

  85. He must have drank every time we heard the word “trigger” in the first hour.

  86. *hic*

  87. Dear God, don’t let the caller try and say “trigger”. Al Sharpton will be banging on wiserbud’s door.

    Holy hell, he could barely get his name out.

  88. **drinks***

  89. TRIGGER!!

  90. I’m going to use a trigger warning on the show. It’s for your own good.

  91. ***DRINKS****

    oh dear god…

  92. drink!!

  93. —DRinkS

  94. drink!!

    drink!!

  95. Hahahaha, “it ain’t gonna happen, Sugarcup.”

  96. drink!

    Damn

  97. DAMMIT DRINKS!

  98. *falls over

  99. FFS.

    Drink.

    Drink.

    Drink to the Great Gatsby!

  100. I want a trigger warning on The Great Gatsby for extreme suckage.

  101. http://tinyurl.com/ljdxonu

  102. That was actually one helluva rant, Cupcakebud.

  103. I want a trigger warning on The Great Gatsby for extreme suckle.
    ————————————–
    Hahahaha. Me too. I hated that POS.

  104. He’s better when he rants. Stops thinking and just goes.

  105. Oh man, here comes that drink guy.

  106. “The Gathering” is an actual event?

    There can be only one!

  107. Great tune

  108. I think today’s bumper music is the best ever.

  109. Nah, no Pink Floyd.

  110. *stabs J’ames with 1000 toothpicks*

  111. Well done, MJ! Hahahahaha

  112. ***driNKs and dies

  113. DRINK!!!

  114. Uuugh. Just woke up. Only getting to hear the last half hour of Wiser Radio. Will have to hear the tape. Haha – trigger MJ!

  115. **massive drink for MJ’s trigger warning**

    **mainly to catch up to Cyn (wink) **

  116. I missed the rant. What was he ranting about?

  117. drink

  118. Leon!

  119. Greyhound

  120. Miniscule paws, ha!

  121. Help you squeeze your grapefruit… NAUGHTY!

  122. Nice job, MJ!

  123. Hinting around about the H2. Lol.

  124. The H2 needs to become a sponsor.

  125. Yeah, but then people would show up here.

  126. Ahh, switching around the order of the sponsor mentions, smoove.

  127. Beasn, the rant was about Dems and free speech for me but not for thee because I’m offended by it.

  128. Ahhh, thanks, roamy!

  129. Well, that was fun….

  130. Excellent work wiser. I finally got a chance to listen in and you did not suck.

  131. Excellent rants today, wiser.

  132. Video is here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Z2o3uWbqg&feature=youtu.be

  133. I finally got a chance to listen in and you did not suck.

    You humble me, sir, with such effusive praise.

    Excellent rants today, wiser.

    I was afraid it would get repetitive and boring. Did it get repetitive and boring? I hope it didn’t get repetitive and boring.

  134. You should have a trigger warning for repetitive and boring content.

  135. so, you were all using “trigger” as the drinking word today?

    Bad choice.

  136. Great job Wiser!

    We’re all going to chip in and get you something, because you deserve it..

    http://tinypic.com/r/262wnll/8

  137. *!* drinks*!*

  138. >>>>because you deserve it..

    Awwwww, you guys are the best. And it’s the perfect size too!

  139. I owe Xbrad an apology. I told him I would give him credit for a lot of the articles I used today, but I forgot.

    Hope he doesn’t get a sad.

  140. “Luxury” means she takes her teeth out wiser.

    http://tinyurl.com/kndfdzs

  141. >>>“Luxury” means she takes her teeth out wiser.

    Well lookee who’s all sofisticated an’ shit!

  142. Do I even want to know what a “used” bj is??

  143. >>Do I even want to know what a “used” bj is??

    http://tinyurl.com/mfzxg2p

  144. Cyn?

  145. Wiser, I’ll still pony up for an Animosity International ad.

  146. http://tinyurl.com/mfzxg2p

    Gross!

  147. **puts Wiserbud on the “kill as soon as I get around to it list”**

  148. *pretends to link a L to R: Cyn, Pepe spanking link, but can’t find one that SFW*

  149. The drink really was good. Nice job leon.

  150. *sigh*

    So today is my eldest drunken midget’s 7th birthday. She’s, as you can imagine, very excited.

    I woke up this morning and decided today would be a good day to puke a couple times.

    My wife took both the girls and they went to a baby shower. They get home, birthday girl is miserable and feels like she’s burning up.

    Incredibly pitiful. If we have to cancel the family bday dinner plans, she’s going to be inconsolable.

  151. Fox News played the clip of Boehner making fun of amnesty-haters. I borrowed a few choice phrases from Unclefacts. The “leaders” of the Party of Stupid can go fuck themselves.

  152. Awww, poor thing, and you too.

    *pours Lysol on all of Florida*

    I just heard something on the news this morning that there’s a resurgence of the flu.

  153. There’s also a resurgence of the measles.

    ……………..

    *keeps comments to self*

  154. Excellent drink vid, MJ; makes me want to make one just from your “wow”.

  155. There’s also a resurgence of the measles.

    Ayep, big time in CA. I will be making appts for the boys to make sure their shot records are up to date. Stupid anti-vax id10ts.

  156. Ok, drink question for MJ. Actually, any and all opinions, other than wiser’s, are welcome.

    The shaker. I actually had to get rid of mine. Why, you ask? Because every time I used it to make a drink, I could not get the pieces back apart. It was insane. It was this huge struggle every single time. Finally, the last time, I physically could not get it apart. Into the trash it went.

    So, one, wtf? Two, do you have one you recommend?

  157. I have to moderate my opinion on those people Cyn. The older sister of a very close friend of mine has a son who is autistic and she is CONVINCED it’s due to vaccinations.

    Cue wiser’s “reasoned in, reasoned out” comment.

  158. Sounds like you may be shaking too long; freezing it up.

  159. …has a son who is autistic and she is CONVINCED it’s due to vaccinations

    That’s tough; no getting around that level of thought.

  160. That’s what I thought too, but even letting it defrost did no good.

  161. Wishing a big happy birthday to the midget!

  162. Have you considered the thought that the shaker simply hates you?

  163. Thanks Cyn.

    Yeah, no matter how many times it’s debunked and no matter how many times you point that out….she still brings up/links/points to that stupid study from the 90’s. The one McCarthy pushed.

  164. You aren’t shaking it hard enough.

  165. I’m sure it does hate me.

    Especially since it’s now in a landfill somewhere.

    And apparently we own this blog. Yay us!

  166. any and all opinions, other than wiser’s, are welcome.

    Here, try this one.

    http://tinyurl.com/2fcmo3m

  167. show posted.

    http://stevenoxonradio.wordpress.com/2014/04/26/special-edition-saturday-april-26-2014/

    with links to articles I referenced today.

    And a trigger warning.

  168. Maybe you were shaking it wrong. Did Mrs. Bcock have this problem too?

  169. >>>Here, try this one.
    http://tinyurl.com/2fcmo3m

    http://tinyurl.com/mmcs7kj

  170. Sheee-it.

    *drinks*

  171. >>>Maybe you were shaking it wrong. Did Mrs. Bcock have this problem too?

    *cough*

    Uhhhh……I’m unsure how to answer this.

    Lemme see if I can handle it like an adult. The Mrs is not a fan of booze. She has a drink, maybe two, is drunk for about 30 minutes and then goes to sleep.

    So her only experience with the shaker was cussing me and it when she tried to get it apart to put it in the dishwasher.

  172. The Mrs is not a fan of booze.

    Okay, now I am seriously at a loss as to how you convinced her to marry you

  173. Lemme see if I can handle it like an adult.

    You stinky doody party pooper head!

  174. Wiser, it doesn’t bug me that you didn’t give me the shoutout on air, but a link on the SES blog might have been nice.

    //kicks a puppy

  175. but a link on the SES blog might have been nice.

    I wasn’t sure where you wanted me to link to, here or your blog.

  176. >>>Okay, now I am seriously at a loss as to how you convinced her to marry you

    Wit, charm, dashing good looks and she drank a little more in college. Can’t handle booze AT ALL now.

    If she wants something to drink now, she goes with the cheapest stuff ever. Arbor Mist.

  177. Wit, charm, dashing good looks….

    No, seriously. How did you do it? Be honest.

  178. Xbrad thanked and linked on SES post.

    Thanks again, buddy and I really am sorry for forgetting to give you credit.

  179. >>>No, seriously. How did you do it? Be honest.

    *shrug*

    For some unknown reason she finds me attractive and funny. I can’t explain it, but I’m sure as shit not gonna complain about it.

  180. Don’t sweat it, Wiser.

    //makes note to stick Wiser with the drinks tab… again.

  181. Arbor Mist – do they even still make that??

  182. She’s nursing the same bottle

  183. Yup. It’s at ABC, Publix, WinnDixie, probably WalMart…

  184. >>She’s nursing the same bottle

    Ha ha. Who says she can’t handle a drink? She has been handling one for years.

  185. Ba-doomp tssshh

  186. I am thinking of making shepherd’s pie, using mashed cauliflower instead of taters.

  187. Ok, I will go away now. Y’all can come back.

  188. Cauliflowr.

  189. >>>I am thinking of making shepherd’s pie, using mashed cauliflower instead of taters.

    Well sure, you could, but why?

  190. The drink really was good. Nice job leon.

    Glad it turned out. I bought better rum and vodka to try it with when It’s time to drink again. I missed the show, though, we were out most of the day getting gardening stuff and then buying a new bed. Ours is 11 now and my wife’s back can’t function after she sleeps on it.

  191. Watch the video.

    It looks like MJ is slicing a basketball in half

  192. What up, people who are off their meds?

  193. It looks the same when I do it, so I didn’t really notice anything.

  194. >>>It looks the same when I do it, so I didn’t really notice anything.

    Is this H2 or the Lollypop Guild?

  195. >>>It looks like MJ is slicing a basketball in half

    With his minuscule paws?

  196. MJ, if you’re around, you might want to look into getting some kind of mic for when you record your videos. It’s really hard to hear you, even with the volume turned up to 11.

  197. So, one, wtf? Two, do you have one you recommend?
    ———————————————
    The one I have sucks too. The best ones are the cheapest ones.

    Find one that will fit a pint glass into it snugly, then throw everything else away.

    Their usually called drink tins.

  198. MJ, if you’re around, you might want to look into getting some kind of mic for when you record your videos. It’s really hard to hear you, even with the volume turned up to 11.
    ————————
    Yeah. I have to fix that. I tried using my Jambox today and it sounded like shit still.

    I’ll figure it out by this weekend, hopefully.

  199. Brent,
    How’s the little one doing?

  200. Grumble………….. 40 mph wind here with gusts well over 50. Hoping nothing blows away/down.

  201. The eldest had her first dose of antibiotic a couple hours ago, plus the tylenol or motrin or whatever it is that the wonderful and intelligent lady I married for reasons just like this decrees.

    She’s doing ok.

    She was really really upset that her bday got ruined. That we weren’t going to do dinner and cupcakes and presents with my family.

    She opened her stuff from us and that made her happy. Books, clothes and a new set of Disney Princess figurines to play with.

    Thanks for asking Chrispy

  202. Pepe, our poor cart associates were being run ragged. AUGH!!! Effing Leake!

  203. Sorry, watching Reds/Braves. Had 2 cars hit by carts. Assholes don’t use the cart corrals.

  204. What’s a cart corral?

    *Points cart at Audi*

  205. I am baking these:
    http://athlete.io/5688/ultra-low-carb-cheesy-jalapeno-biscuits/

    They smell pretty fantastic. If they are sturdy enough, I may make them into sammiches with some chorizo and spicy mayo.

  206. A cart corral is where you’re supposed to put your shopping carts in a parking lot. We have them practically every row. (Are they called something else in other parts of the US? Had a Member call her shopping cart a ‘buggy’.)

  207. The cart corral is where they brand the carts. Duh.

  208. Do the vehicle owners try to get the store to pay the repair when a cart goes berserk in the wind?

  209. Yep.

  210. Yes.

  211. That’s just mad.

  212. This recipe is a winner. I will now proceed to make sammies.

  213. http://i.imgur.com/2wuBhnU.jpg?1

  214. Lots of paperwork, photos, and camera pulls. It is even worse when there are fender benders.

  215. Get on this stat, Scott.

  216. It’s really getting bad now.

  217. The fender benders? How in the hell is that related to the store?? And really you are not obligated to share your surveillance. (but it sure it helpful when a store will)

  218. Pepe, it was bad earlier, now it is ridiculous. Our trees are nearly bending in half.

  219. It was bad here yesterday; sorry ’bout that Pep.

  220. It happens in our parking lot, WalMart has lots of money, somebody is paying!!! Lots of drama at The Club.

  221. HABOOB!

  222. Cyn, just saw on the news about the tourists that had to be rescued from Camelback after getting lost/disoriented while hiking. Grrr. One of my pet peeves.

  223. Culinary geeenyus.

  224. I would laugh in someone’s face if they came into my store after a lot fender bender to make a claim. Serious belly-laughing LOLOL11ty. That is just fucking preposterous.

  225. I-10 shut down by Lordsburg due to wildfire. Snowing on I-40 by Grants. Tumbleweeds. Can’t see the mountains due to blowing dust. Meh. Dan said it is too windy to grill my GCC. Has to broil. AUGH!!!!!

  226. rescued from Camelback after getting lost/disoriented while hiking

    I think they get billed out the wazzoo for the rescue costs. Just like our “Stupid Motorist” Law.

  227. Cyn, they are probably just hoping for footage to use in the claim.

  228. Right side

  229. Fucking bottle openers–how do they work?

  230. Cyn, it was worse at Target. You have to go through all the hoops and act like you GAS for all the claims.

  231. For the fender bender, Leon? Yes, it is definitely helpful to have; we adjusters ask for it too, but stores don’t HAVE to share the footage if they don’t want to. Takes a bunch of sweet-talking to get it, and even then a lot of times it’s a waste of time to even ask.

  232. Sweet! AZ makes dumb asses pay for their own rescue?

  233. My neighbor is now mowing his putting gree… I mean lawn for the second time this year.

    I haven’t even finished clearing debris and leaves.

  234. GAS??? I don’t know what that means.

  235. Retailers don’t like people to see where are cameras are covering.

  236. Our/HS

  237. Comment by osoloco11 on April 26, 2014 8:04 pm
    I-10 shut down by Lordsburg due to wildfire. Snowing on I-40 by Grants. Tumbleweeds. Can’t see the mountains due to blowing dust

    Sounds like the Apocalypse is nigh –

    (SRSLY, though – stay safe, you guys!)

  238. AZ makes dumb asses pay for their own rescue?

    I am almost certain this is true for the mountain rescues, and 100% certain when stoopid motorists drive into flowing washes and get stuck.

  239. Right side

    Later…

    http://tinyurl.com/n4lcf5w

  240. Retailers don’t like people to see where are cameras are covering.

    ^^ This

    Often, they will review the footage and then tell us, “Nope, nuthin’ seen on the surveillance; sorry”.

  241. *winks and gives Shawn the finger-gun*

  242. I think I could like biking

  243. I H8 the fact that we have to spend tax $$$ telling people that ditches are deadly!!! and every year we have to rescue assholes from ditches/arroyos. 55-65 MPH gusts expected tonight. My divas are freaking.

  244. Holy cow, these are super duper satiating. I made three sandwiches. I ate two. I don’t think I can even take a bite out of the third.

  245. GAS= Give A Shit.

  246. I think I could like biking

    You joke, but I’ve watched endurance athletes mainlining glucose syrup in the saddle and eating bowls of cereal at breaks.

  247. My bottle opener is in the pantry and I have a Budweiser cap catcher. Koko Brown from Kona Brewing is my beer of choice tonight.

  248. GAS= Give A Shit.

    Riiiight; TYM!

  249. During the Tour, riders eat up to 10000 calories a day. Doesn’t matter what it is.

  250. *gun fingas back at the DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER*

  251. I absolutely believe that, Leon; makes sense when you burn up all those calories.

    Semi-related: so the Axeman comes home after the Pat’s Run/Walk and I caution him that he’s not really ever done an event like that and to watch his blood glucose levels. “Oh Mom”. I just nodded.

    Fast forward six hours later and his insulin pump is singing the tune of a falling blood sugar. “Oh Mom, I’m prolly at 90 or 100.” I nodded, then tilted my head toward his meter test kit.

    “Hunh. I’m at 61”. I just nodded, and handed him a juice box with a few chicken nuggets on the side.

  252. Kids say the darnest things.

  253. Target used parking lot footage they shared with APD to bust several local meth houses.

  254. I’m pretty sure I was the only person at the Adventure Race last year that didn’t eat anything before or during the race. I made decent time, too.

  255. 61? Wow. How quickly was Axeman able to get it back over 76?

  256. **lips tremble**

    I’d like a juicebox and a few chicken nuggets.

  257. My resting/fasted glucose is usually 90-95. 61 seems low.

  258. During the Tour, riders eat up to 10000 calories a day. Doesn’t matter what it is.

    Couch potatoes do that too. SOLIDARITY!!1!

  259. SOFA SPUDS!!!!

  260. Yes, 61 is low. He was up at 90 after juice/nuggest at the 15 minute check. I just asked and he now, 60 minutes later, is at 87. Oh goodie: we’re going to be playing catch up tonight because he (and his father to remind him) didn’t eat during the run/walk like I “highly suggested” he should. Grrrrrr.

  261. *gives Xbrad the “Chicken Nugget/Juicebox” combo maneuver*

  262. Pretty good to be 90 at the first 15. Sucks that it’ll be a night of constant monitoring.

  263. That is the downside, but he should be right as rain by tomorrow.

  264. Have I ever mentioned how much I H8 the Braves? Not like Dodger, RedSux, Cards, Giants, Phillies H8, but close. So, last night “Give up a Homer” Bailey was pitching =loss. Today, it is ASU’s own Leake who is being rocked.

  265. Rosetta?

  266. Oh, Mom, what do YOU know?

  267. I know!!1!

  268. Tushar told me to link this

  269. http://buzzpo.com/elijah-cummings-face-ethics-probe/

    Power has blinked out twice. If this doesn’t let up, I expect it to go out for a while.

  270. Win 8.1 isn’t quite as intuitive as Win7Pro, but I’m starting to get the hang of it.

  271. *is laughing but not laughing at Cyn*

    If Axeman ever decides to do some weightlifting, he needs to be really really fucking careful. Nobody could ever tell me why, but it has a seriously disproportionate impact on blood sugar. For like 12 hours.

  272. From B Cock on Facedouche:

    “What a miserably sad way to end your birthday. Sick, passed out on the couch clutching her new Elsa doll.”
    =================
    Like that hasn’t happened to him a time or two on his birthday……………… ;)

    Hope she gets better quick.

  273. Good thing Axeman is a boy. Menstruation rally messes with blood sugar, too.

  274. Shepherd’s pie is in the oven. Smells wonderful.

  275. Ha!

    Thanks Pep.

  276. rally? really? i guess i should pay attention while posting and eating GCC sliders.

  277. Nobody could ever tell me why, but it has a seriously disproportionate impact on blood sugar. For like 12 hours.

    *laughs with ya*

    Yep – I had a mom with two T1 kids warn me to watch for the delay after serious exercise. I even reminded the Axeman’s dad to feed him the peanut butter crackers that I insisted they make last night to be eaten during the race. *double face palm*

  278. The whole puberty thing with teh diabeetus has been a freaking blast. Wheeeee

    Just gotta laugh and roll with the punches :D

  279. MCPO!

  280. I am so pissed at mice elf.

    I neglected to mention this paragraph from the New Republic article “Trigger Happy”:

    What’s more, the fear of triggers risks narrowing what we’re exposed to. Raechel Tiffe, an assistant professor in Communication Arts and Sciences at Merrimack College, Massachusetts, described a lesson in which she thought everything had gone well, until a student approached her about a clip from the television musical comedy, “Glee,” in which a student commits suicide. For Tiffe, who uses trigger warnings for sexual assault and rape, the incident was a “teaching moment”—not for the students, but for her to be more aware of the breadth of students’ sensitivities.

    Glee???? This kid needed a trigger warning for an episode of Glee??? And the teacher’s reaction was “how could I have better protected that poor, defenseless child FROM AN EPISODE OF GLEE!?!?!?!?

    This country is doomed.

  281. Cyn, we’re laughing with you. Or at you. One of those.

  282. >>drinks<<

  283. Cyn
    That’s public transportation down here on the border

  284. I love you too, Oso.

  285. Yeah, it sucks. I won’t say it gets easier, because it doesn’t, but y’all will better learn how to handle it. He’ll learn to estimate, fairly accurately, where his bs is based on how he feels. He’ll get better at recognizing the signs.

    But, in being totally honest with you, there will never come a time where you can eliminate the crashes. I’ve been dealing with this crap for almost 30 years. It happens. The key is in recognizing as soon as possible and countering without overdoing it.

  286. Wiser
    If you think that the country is doomed, take a gander at the current Drudge headline

  287. I am so pissed at mice elf.

    Autocucumber is the best.

  288. >>>>>drinks<<

    Heh.

  289. Nephew is a freshman at Merrimack this year.

    *tears up donation request*

  290. Tanks for your words of wisdom, Brent. Mwah!

  291. Heh.

    http://youtu.be/7CtV4LaipoM

    I love you too, wiser.

  292. >>>Autocucumber is the best.

    Nah, that was intentional.

  293. >>>>If you think that the country is doomed, take a gander at the current Drudge headline

    THAT required a trigger warning.

  294. Some of us have actual “triggers”. I h8 people.

  295. Not you guys, you make me laugh. I H8 people that trivialize actual trigger situations.

  296. >>>>Wiserbabe,

    Heh heh heh. All you need now is those little stickers that tell you where to put your fingertips.

    And I’m just going to assume this comment was made by Mrs. Crispy under his log-in.

  297. Anyone who uses the phrase “teaching moment” unironically deserves a swift kick in the ass.

  298. This thread frightens and confuses me because I am old and don’t understand what you are saying. . .

  299. Wiser
    Kind of sad ending:

    “One month later, on September 25, 2011, the New York Post reported that Sly Stone was now homeless and living out of a white camper-van in Los Angeles: “The van is parked on a residential street in Crenshaw, the rough Los Angeles neighborhood where ‘Boyz n the Hood’ was set. A retired couple makes sure he eats once a day, and Stone showers at their house.”

  300. It’s ok gramps, just make sure that trust fund is set and ready to go.

  301. >>>One month later, on September 25, 2011, the New York Post reported that Sly Stone was now homeless and living out of a white camper-van in Los Angeles:

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug….

  302. DOOMED!

  303. Hey, Chief, I got an e-cig from Totally Wicked the other day. Thanks for recommending them.

  304. The real shame there, TJ, is that if he could clean up his act, he could be doing sold-out shows all over the country.

  305. Capitalism is a scam.

  306. I mean, seriously, people go to Pat Greene shows, amirite?

  307. Sean M – Good luck! They have been excellent.

  308. I had tickets to see him once.

    He didn’t show.

    He was 50/50 at his best.

  309. Wiser,
    Nope, it was me. I thought the shirt was cute.

    She is in our bathroom, playing in-front of the mirror, so she can watch the angle of the bow in order to keep it perpendicular to the strings. A muscle-memory thing, I suppose…

    Oh, and:
    What’s the difference between a Viola and a trampoline?
    You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

    Don’t forget to tip your waitress…

  310. >>>He was 50/50 at his best.

    You had tickets to see Pat Greene???

    O_o

  311. >>>Nope, it was me.

    You….. You called me “wiserbabe?”

    .
    .
    .
    .

    I have no words……

  312. September 25th is my birthdayl New York Post needs to keep that shit to themselves.

  313. Wiser,
    I love you, man.
    What you did for us?
    I have no words, other than the ones I posted the other night.
    Thank you, again.
    She is VERY happy, and it’s entirely your fault.

  314. Hehehe!
    http://www.gifbin.com/988480

  315. I love Pat Greene!!! Quite a few of my Texas friends love Pat. Hippies and Rednecks.

  316. You….. You called me “wiserbabe?”
    .
    .
    .
    .
    I have no words……

    Have you been…triggered?

  317. >>>She is VERY happy, and it’s entirely your fault.

    That makes one!

    Seriously, I’m very happy that she is so pleased. I cannot wait to get a CD.

  318. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    I am SO glad I am allergic to it.

  319. >>>Have you been…triggered?

    Well, I am making another drink….
    And I bought the ingredients for a Greyhound Iced Tea.

    Kraken Spiced Rum. Never heard of it, but I couldn’t resist the name

  320. Brent,
    Did you see the meat-up pictures with wiser with the monkey on his head, officer-Paul, and PeeJ sitting in the puddle?
    These may not be the droids you are looking for…

  321. Kraken Spiced Rum. Never heard of it, but I couldn’t resist the name

    Capt Morgan Tattoo is pretty good. Lemme know how the Kraken is.

  322. Brent,
    Did you see the meat-up pictures with wiser with the monkey on his head, officer-Paul, and PeeJ sitting in the puddle?
    These may not be the droids you are looking for…

    *chokes*

    No, no I did not.

  323. Kraken is an advertiser on the Dan Patrick Show. . . FWIW.

  324. >>>Kraken is an advertiser on the Dan Patrick Show. . . FWIW.

    Why you gotta ruin everything for me?

  325. Did anybody wish they’d just kept their mouth shut about the contents of anybody else’s Instagram account today?

  326. Well, at least it’s Dan Patrick, and not Olbermann.

  327. I saw Pat Greene open for Brad Paisley back in 2008.

    True story.

  328. Wait, Pat Greene is real? I thought wiser made him up to make fun of Dave with.

  329. >>>I bring you a gift:

  330. Pat Greene is real. I recall that his music sucked, but he was there on stage.

  331. I saw Sara Evans and Josh Turner open for Brad Paisley. I forget the year.

  332. Have we linked Pink Floyd recently?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnKmhOu0Gio

  333. >>>Wait, Pat Greene is real? I thought wiser made him up to make fun of Dave with.

    “Pat Greene” is really just Garth Brooks doing a cover of Toby Keith

  334. Wiser, don’t read the rest of her tumblr. I lost IQ points and had to burn my Mensa card*.

    *not really, I don’t have one to burn

  335. Good bumper music today, Wiser. I dug out my Rascals CD and played it. Beats the heck out of the Frozen soundtrack.

  336. >>>Have we linked Pink Floyd recently?

    I’m telling ya, they would sell out everywhere they played.

  337. Bunch of H8Rs.

  338. It’s that time of the month again?

  339. >>>Good bumper music today, Wiser.

    66 was a good year, wasn’t it?

    What year were you born?

  340. Vanilla Fudge or Pink Floyd?

  341. >>>Wiser, don’t read the rest of her tumblr. I lost IQ points and had to burn my Mensa card*.

    are you kidding???? I’m going to have her live in studio, just so I see her expression when I accuse her of macro-aggression.

    ‘Cause, obviously, there ain’t nothing micro about that “goddess”

  342. >>>It’s that time of the month again?

    Mens-“A”

    Not men-“SES”

  343. You have a Rascals CD?

  344. Ohpleaseohplease get her on the radio.

  345. Brent,
    Get the password from Cynthia and behold the wonder that is the Hostages…

  346. Brad Paisley was five foot nothing and sexy as hell. He’s a well put together fellow.

  347. I don’t care when he gets his period.

  348. Andy is having too much fun at the NRA convention to respond to my Pat Greene bat signal. He did say that he loves Wisertool like a brother or something like that.

  349. Jewstin, he is a talented artist, too. Great performer.

  350. Hey oso!

  351. >>>Ohpleaseohplease get her on the radio.

    Question 1: Did you vote for Obama?

    Question 2: you do realize that Michelle hates everything about you, right?

    *sits backs and watches

  352. Wiser,
    That would be cruel…

  353. Was it Tushar that linked the bacon wrapped onion thing last night? Cause it’s up on the ONT. Lol.

    Yeah, Oso, I texted with JohnE earlier. Bastards had been hanging with Cooke and Cam Edwards all day and were doing dinner with them later.

  354. Agreed, Oso. Paisley is a damn good entertainer.

  355. Bcoch, yep!

  356. Blegh. Blegh, I say. From Hell’s heart, I blegh at thee!

  357. ’67. Close enough.

    TJ, yes, plus plenty of 60’s greatest hits compilations. (and 50’s and 70’s and 80’s…)

  358. I missed something, who does wiser want to belittle on the radio?

  359. I missed something, who does wiser want to belittle on the radio?

    Militant fattie.

  360. Militant fattie is messed up. Who thinks like that?

  361. Militant fattie is messed up. Who thinks like that?

    A desperately jealous and bitterly unhappy person.

  362. A desperately jealous and bitterly unhappy person.

    Liberal fascists.

  363. >>>Jewstin, he is a talented artist, too. Great performer.

    I’m reminded of that Ben Vereen scene from All That Jazz:

    Oh, no… Thank you, thank you. No, no…

    You’re wonderful, wonderful….

    The word superstar is greatly overused in this business.

    But for my next guest, the word “superstar” is totally inadequate.

    Whenever I do a benefit (and I’ve done 12 this year, all for very worthy causes) I can alway count on this dude to be right there with me.

    I feel humbled in his presence.

    From deep, deep in here, ladies and gentlemen, let me lay on you…

    A great entertainer….

    A great humanitarian… and my dearest, dearest friend for mumble mumble years……

  364. I saw Militant Fattie open for Aerosmith at The Silver Palace back in ’98.

  365. >>>’67. Close enough.

    Next week, it’s music from1967!

    MCPO, what year were you born?

  366. Wiserbub,
    Good flashback.
    We loved “All That Jazz”.

    “It’s Showtime!”

  367. I have an original vinyl of that Vanilla Fudge album. Bought it for $1 at a used record shop.

    Fucking awesome version of that song.

  368. “One of These days”…

  369. Vinyl?

  370. >>>We loved “All That Jazz”.

    One of all-time favorite movies.

  371. Punk.

  372. Insert “my” where it makes the most sense

  373. Roamy
    Sad part is, I remember all those decades..

  374. It’s not ’67, but I still want to hear “Tempted” by Squeeze.

  375. >>>Vinyl?

    It wasn’t just for sex toys in the old days….

  376. Good grief. Smells like bengay and old spice in here.

  377. I’ve got cases of vinyl Cream, Clapton, Floyd, Yardbirds, Hendricks, BeachBoys, Yadda yadda yadda.
    Probably 100 pounds of that shit.
    It will go to the dump when I die…

  378. >>>>It’s not ’67, but I still want to hear “Tempted” by Squeeze.

    I did promise that, didn’t I?

    Okay, guaranteed. Next week.

  379. Just watched ” The Seven-Ups” again

    Scheider was a great actor

  380. Christina Hendricks?

  381. >>>I’ve got cases of vinyl Cream, Clapton, Floyd, Yardbirds, Hendricks, BeachBoys, Yadda yadda yadda.
    Probably 100 pounds of that shit.
    It will go to the dump when I die…

    Same here. I must have approx. 1000 albums that are just taking up space, but I can’t bear to part with them.

  382. By choosing one person over another, for whatever reason it may be, you are insulting the oppressed. Every time you walk around town with a thin woman, you are insulting fat women.

    Can this terrible man buy fatty credits? Like carbon credits, but instead of planting trees, he buys you a pie to cork up your fucking idiotic nonsense for five fucking minutes?

  383. Hipsters love vinyl. Sell it when you’re ready. College roomie was a dance major. Watched lots of Fosse and Robbins choreography. Pretty cool to see movement graphed like music.

  384. Vinyl burns hotter than wood.

  385. Wiserbud – I was born in 1954.

  386. >>>Scheider was a great actor

    True dat.

    Funniest delivery ever:

  387. >>>Wiserbud – I was born in 1954.

    Hmmmmmmm……..

  388. To show my gay Broadway loving side

    Here Bob Fosse (in red) in Kiss Me Kate (before he got famous)

    Ann Miller is Texas’ all-time hottie

  389. TJ, I can remember my parents dancing to this.

    No one knows how to dance any more (including me), they just move like bugs on a hot sidewalk.

  390. albums that are just taking up space, but I can’t bear to part with them.

    I’m still looking for a cartridge for the turntable. Some of this stuff will never be on CD.

    *eyes the Dr Demento albums

  391. By choosing one person over another, for whatever reason it may be, you are insulting the oppressed. Every time you walk around town with a thin woman, you are insulting fat women.

    By choosing one person over another, for whatever reason it may be, you are insulting the oppressed. Every time you walk around town with a a fat woman, you are insulting skinny women.

    So how this works bitch? You’ve created a scenario where there is no possible correct choice. No matter what choice you make, you’re evil. Stupid scrunt.

  392. OK, nevermind, obviously that site is a huge prank.

  393. >>>Hipsters love vinyl.

    so I can hear my house, contribute to global warming and piss off a hipster if I burn my records?

    Oh, I cannot wait until it stops raining…..

  394. Laura, it’s not. It’s real and it’s spectacular.

    And I mean that in the old sense of the word. It is a spectacle, much like captives being fed to lions for a cheering audience.

  395. >>>OK, nevermind, obviously that site is a huge prank.

    Are you sure? Damn. I was gonna dig deeper during the week.

    Damn

  396. I’m a stereotypical “Plaid Pants” republican.
    I have no rhythm and I can’t dance…

    Jay,
    I still have my Dual 1889 turntable and Shure magnetic cartridge.
    I can drag the vinyl out and dust it and make some noise!

  397. Also real:

    http://ineedfatacceptance.tumblr.com/

  398. Leon, I went to her main page and it all reads like compulsive-liar yarns.

  399. Smells like bengay and old spice Aqua Velva in here.

    FIFM

  400. You’ve created a scenario where there is no possible correct choice. No matter what choice you make, you’re evil.

    The dirty little secret is that is the goal. If everything you do can be considered offensive, then you have to hold all the “correct” opinions in order to be forgiven. See: Ted Kennedy.

  401. Dan sold all of his vinyl in a garage sale a few years back. Youngsters at work were bummed that I didn’t tell them about the garage sale. We have a hippie music store in town that buys vinyl. Some new artists are actually releasing limited vinyl.

  402. Vanilla Fudge -tragically underrated

  403. Leon, I went to her main page and it all reads like compulsive-liar yarns.

    That she’s a fantasist doesn’t make her comments insincere, just the ramblings of a mentally disturbed person.

    The only difference between her and Rachel Maddow is a paycheck.

  404. Roamy

    I remember that music very well
    My uncle Phil was a very well known percussionist
    He played in a number of big bands in the 30’s and 40’s and was on the Tonight show over a dozen times
    He finally retired in his 80s and passed away a couple of years ago in Houston at 93

    He left me his Slingerlanx drum kit from the late 30s

  405. Fake or not, this shit is hilarious:

    http://fatwarriorgodess.tumblr.com/post/83968938332/the-big-showdown

  406. Anybody got any ideas about maximizing ROI on the vinyl albums?
    Record-store, E-Bay, Craigs-List?

  407. I wonder if these so-called “victims” realize that the majority of people fat-shaming them are the very same people they very likely support and vote for.

  408. *laughing*

    HQ: 227 My humps. No. It isn’t Laura’s song
    Posted by: Thunderb at April 26, 2014 11:13 PM (zOTsN)

  409. Bcoch,
    “First World Problems”, wtf, o?

  410. Smells like bengay and old spice Aqua Velva</strike> Hai Karate in here.

  411. The fatacceptance tumblr is funneh. There’s one of a guy who’s a skinny little shit with a poncy scarf, a checkered dress shirt, orange paisley shorts, hairy legs, and purple socks. Sign talks about dignity. Dude.

  412. You think Maddow is mentally challenged, leon? I think she’s really smart, and is playing a part.

    Much like everyone at MSDNC.

    Everyone accuses conservative talk icons of playing their opinions into a paycheck, while not believing what they say. I’ve heard this from many lib people.

    I think it’s the opposite, it’s the libs that do that, not the conservatives.

  413. Depends what shape they’re in
    If scratched, the album covers are often worth more

    Back in camp, we peeled off our new Beatles albums and found the infamous ” Butcher” covers underneath
    I’ve heard that those are now worth thousands each in good condition

  414. Current meme says that there is no such thing as a bikini body, tank top arms, or legs for shorts. As a witness to people that wear tank tops, short shorts, and bare midriffs…FU. Oh yeah, old lady with tats…just say no!

  415. She’s screwing around with a man who’s already in a relationship. She’s scum.

  416. Well, I screwed that up!! :-D

  417. S’awright, MCPO.

  418. >>>The fatacceptance tumblr is funneh.

    Funny in a really sad way. These people obviously hate themselves, but project that sense of hatred on others. It makes them feel better to be considered the poor little victim in their scenarios.

    Seriously, if you are so strong and proud of who you are, why do you eat at home to avoid the stares of those evil haters?

    If you are so proud of who you are, get on out there! Show those fat-shakers that they have no power over you, girlfriend.

    Oh… Sorry… My bad. It’s much easier to claim victim status, isn’t it?

    Well, stand strong, girlfriends. You only have yourself to convince.

  419. Well, stand strong, girlfriends. You only have yourself to convince.

    And the cats.

  420. “Fat-shamers”

  421. She’s screwing around with a man who’s already in a relationship. She’s scum.

    She’s mentally ill and probably not screwing around with anybody at all. Just sitting around, making up ghetto stories for the internet.

  422. >>>>And the cats.

    bwaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!

    Yeah…. All 17 of them.

  423. My bad. It’s much easier to claim victim status, isn’t it?

    Had to deal with that crap at work this week. Lady wants a promotion up the manager chain, but the group with the empty slot doesn’t want her. She’s convinced that it’s because she’s a woman. I think it more likely they don’t want to work for a manic-depressive who’s not all that good of an engineer. I wouldn’t want to work for her, either.

  424. >>>She’s mentally ill and probably not screwing around with anybody at all.

    Yannow, in a sane world, this would make sense, but take a stroll though a Wal-Mart nowadays and see the morbidly obese women with infants.

    Someone knocked them up.

  425. You people are hitting all of my triggers tonight!!!

  426. Yeah…. All 17 of them.

    16.

    Mr. Twinkles tried to sneak some table food. It didn’t end well for him.

  427. DRINK!!!!

  428. >>>She’s convinced that it’s because she’s a woman. I think it more likely they don’t want to work for a manic-depressive who’s not all that good of an engineer.

    Well, lucky for her then that claiming it’d because she’s a woman is all that’s needed as proof that it’s because she’s a woman.

    Default Victimhood FTW!

  429. she’s lucky she’s not a white guy that no one wants to work for. That guy has NO ONE to blame it on.

    Imagine taking that responsibility on yourself.

  430. I have two different mentally ill ladies going hot-and-cold on me at my side-job, currently.

    Not giving a fuck is such a blessing.

  431. Somewhere out there someone has to have come up with a Victim Hierarchy, right?

    I mean, who gets priority? Does gay outrank woman? Black outrank illegal immigrant? Pre Op Tranny over Post Op Tranny?

    This is important shit.

  432. >>>Mr. Twinkles tried to sneak some table food. It didn’t end well for him.

    His funeral and subsequent barbecue was as devastating as it was delicious.

  433. Nytol.
    Again, Thank you, wiser…

  434. I got to the fourth word in the fatty diatribe then remembered that I truly don’t give a shit

    Life is too short

  435. His funeral and subsequent barbecue was as devastating as it was delicious.

    NC or StL style?

  436. Goodnight, shmoops.

  437. You think Maddow is mentally challenged, leon?

    Oh no, not challenged. I think she’s plenty smart, but is nonetheless a deranged fantasist.

  438. >>>Imagine taking that responsibility on yourself.

    UNPOSSIBLE.

    There simply must be someone to blame!

  439. I think Tush has the hierarchy cards. He knows things. Gay female black illegal muzzie trumps all.

  440. UNPOSSIBLE.
    There simply must be someone to blame!

    Bring me a straight white man! Any straight white man!

  441. Maybe it’s just me, but when I caught shit about a woman not doing as good a job as a man, it made me work harder to prove them wrong, not run off whining.

  442. Carolina style trumps MO.

  443. >>>Again, Thank you, wiser…

    Nite, crispy. And thank you for letting me bring joy to another person.

    I kinds like doing that occasionally.

  444. Thank goodness you tossed “muzzie” on there at the end, oso. For a second I thought we were headed to a place where Wanda Sykes was at the top.

  445. See! Wiser may disparage Pat Greene, but we know what a softy he his!

  446. >>>NC or StL style?

    Honestly? Who the fuck cares! Get in mah belly!!!

  447. Maybe it’s just me, but when I caught shit about a woman not doing as good a job as a man, it made me work harder to prove them wrong, not run off whining.

    Yep, just you.

  448. >>>See! Wiser may disparage Pat Greene, but we know what a softy he his!

    dammit.

  449. you’all have been busy tonight.
    I am out of booze and Harris County is dry on Sunday. Is Ft Bend County wet on Sunday?
    I am asking for a friend.

  450. >>>I thought we were headed to a place where Wanda Sykes was at the top.

    “Wanda Sykes….. On top.”

    You. Sick. Fuck.

  451. Honestly? Who the fuck cares! Get in mah belly!!!

    If she starts talking about “turtle heads”..well…I might have to stop whacking it to her page.

  452. Lauraw sent me an e-mail earlier where she said she was listening to today’s show.

    It must kill her to not be able to talk back to me and tell me where I’m wrong.

    *snicker

  453. Leon, that’s probably why I get along with the guys in the shop. No excuses and the occasional dirty joke.

  454. Getting accepted by Harvard with a freaking 1380 on the SAT and having all my contact information sent in Spanish clued me in toot sweet (Heh) what the Ivy’s thought of Messicans. In 1981, messican female with a 1380 was pretty sweet! I had male anglo friends with 1600 that were hearing crickets.

  455. She should just come here wiser. We’re all criticizing you.

    ;)

  456. No excuses and the occasional dirty joke.

    I’m sure you’re bah-trayin’ da sistahood, but men will respect this behavior.

    Bed time for this moron.

  457. >>>I might have to stop whacking it to her page.

    Oh… Sure… Oppress her.

    How anti-flabby-gyno-cis-hetero-gynist of you.

  458. >>>Getting accepted by Harvard with a freaking 1380

    Why not 1381?

    Slacker.

  459. Oh… Sure… Oppress her.

    And anvil from Acme couldn’t oppress her.

  460. Somewhere out there someone has to have come up with a Victim Hierarchy, right?

    1. Does your group have a lot of money?

    2. If the answer to question 1 is no, are there a lot of you?

    3. Are most of you legally allowed to vote?

    3a. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Just kidding about that “legally” shit.

    4. How many of you who are moderately photogenic and willing to lie on camera?

  461. Vmax
    My Texas almanac shows Ft Bend as totally wet

  462. Wiser, I got my 1380 with no sleep after a 12 hr shift first try. My Harvard cousin got his 1380 on his 3rd try, after paying for classes, and while going to a private Prep school. He totally believes that he earned his Harvard degree. His Dad is an attorney and his Mom teaches in private school. Illegal classmate got all the press.

  463. I just get tired of the victimization in our society. Suck it up, Buttercup. Poor Dan, not cute enough as an altar boy to win the Catholic lottery, too white and blue collar for the scholarships.

  464. >>>>>4. How many of you who are moderately photogenic

    Oooooooooooo……..

    So close…..

  465. >>>Wiser, I got my 1380 with no sleep after a 12 hr shift first try.

    I’m gonna go with grade inflation combined with fear of bias lawsuit for $600, Alex.

    ;)

    (Just kidding, sweetheart)

  466. I’m not photogenic at all. My voice sounds like Minnie Mouse, so I’m not even ready for radio!

  467. Wiser, you need trigger music. You need like a little 3 second jingle to play when you’re going to go off on something.

  468. >>>Suck it up, Buttercup.

    That’s “sugarcup”

    (Yeah, I fucked that up today.)

  469. I saw Sugarcup place in the Kentucky Derby in 1983.

  470. Oh, btw wiser, Cyn and I were wondering…the lawyer who called you today that wanted to sue the state…..he was drunk, right? Cause from out here, he sounded sloshed.

  471. Loved your off the cuff George Carlin quote today Wiser

    That was sweet

  472. I think of ACT/SAT scores like bowling. You get a handicap. The problem is, most people don’t understand the extra points. You would think that my state school grad hubby and my college drop out self would be overwhelmed when playing board games with the Ivy’d and the post-grad familia who deserved their scholarships/degrees lalala, but you would be wrong. Dan and I are not allowed to be on the same team in any games. Not even freaking cornhole.

  473. So when are you coming to El Paso Oso?

  474. >>>Wiser, you need trigger music.

  475. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

  476. Nothing like depressing German videos

  477. >>>Oh, btw wiser, Cyn and I were wondering…the lawyer who called you today that wanted to sue the state…..he was drunk, right?

    I’m guessing so. But I let him ramble because I needed a time filler.

    Funny follow-up: Tom Hill sent me a text saying I should get him to advertise.

    ABC. A. Fucking. B. Fucking. C.

  478. TJ, still working on it. I NEED ChihuahuaS gear. We have Marriott points. Wait and see.

  479. Here’s more depressing Trigger music

  480. Ok
    Keep me in the loop
    Going in for more cancer test shit this coming month

  481. >>>What. The. Actual. Fuck.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    What’s so hilarious about all of this hyper-sensitivity is that these same precious flowers go out of their way to create the most insane, depressing “art” possible. The emo-tards are the same whiny little fucksticks that complain about the triggers that “make” them want to cut themselves.

  482. >>>Loved your off the cuff George Carlin quote today Wiser

    Can never go wrong with the classics.

  483. TJ, keeping you in our prayers.

  484. “Triggers that make them want to cut themselves” Um, what? (Looks around for cameras)

  485. Thank Oso
    Im OK
    Just the anniversary of the operation and the docs need the gravy train

  486. I missed a Carlin quote? Damn. Which one?

  487. BTW, this is the chick who does the, um, “PlopEgg” thingy from the ONT…

    http://tinyurl.com/lcaa2lm

    Interest in modern art…increasing.

  488. Is she interested in things going back in?

  489. Plus..
    “Kunstlerin” is German for female artist

  490. TJ, I like it when the bell rings and the Drs say “Good-bye”

  491. I’m out. See you window lickers tomorrow.

  492. OK Sean.

    Looks like it’s just you and me up late.

    I’m drinking.I pray that you are not.

    Got two days off in Edmonton next week, should be fun.

    Have a few LAX layovers next month.

    Will be in touch.

  493. >>>“Triggers that make them want to cut themselves” Um, what? (Looks around for cameras)

    Oso, do you move towards or away from “triggers”?

  494. I have problems with certain triggers. Meh. It is what it is.

  495. BTW people with legitimate triggers are marginalized by these assholes with their BS. Just sayin’

  496. >>>BTW people with legitimate triggers are marginalized by these assholes with their BS. Just sayin’

    I recognize the basic concept, but I question the supposed responsibility of society to avoid any and all “triggering events”, as this is quite obviously impossible.

  497. I’m still here, Phat.

    I just don’t have much to say.

  498. Wiser,

    A question to a guitar player (I am not good one).

    The younger daughter has started trying to learn with my old electric,

    She’s a lefty. Should I just let her go with my old right handed guitar or buy her a new one (lefty)?

    I talked with an amazing guitarist about this a few years ago and he was somewhat ambivalent about it.

    He was the ‘new’ guitarist for Quiet Riot. Nice guy, very technically sound.

    He’s actually from your area.

    Alex Grossi.

  499. I just navigate through my triggers. My responsibility as to how I handle them.I can’t control others, only my response to them. In a room full of psychos, I’m usually the normal one.

  500. Xbrad, I have the Yeltsin story that I still need to post to your blog.

    Been really busy flying, I’ll get on it.

    Funny story, haven’t spoken a word of Russian for 10 yrs. Deadheading on on a flight to Chicago last week.

    Lady sitting next to me? Ukrainian. Had a great talk. I actually spent a lot of time in Kiev back in my AF days, so it was really nice to use the old skills.

  501. Off to bed.

    Oso, I have Cards tickets tomorrow, so I must try to go to bed.

  502. Trigger for me is when an abuse story goes national. You get all the internet big guys going on about what they would do, and the people that excuse the abusive behaviors. I’m pretty chill until I start getting phone calls, e-mails, texts, and PMs from my survivor circle. Dan gets mad at cutting even though I’m pretty discreet about it.

  503. Oooh, Cards/Bucs. Good thing the Bucs were sliding when we played them.

  504. G’night. Family bed time.

  505. >>>She’s a lefty. Should I just let her go with my old right handed guitar or buy her a new one (lefty)?

    This is a difficult question to answer.

    Do you want your daughter to become a minion of Satan? Are you comfortable with her denying the divinity of Our Lord and Savior simply for her own comfort and convenience?

    Because if you are, then I say you should NOT provide her with the opportunity to reject her birthright as a child of Beezlebub and support…nay…require her to learn to play the electric guitar in a manner that would please The Lord of the Flies, that being the way of the left-handed.

    However, if you would prefer that your child walk and play in the light of righteousness, it is your duty to divert your daughter from the evil left-handed path upon which she has already tread and return her to the way of enlightenment and goodness.

    With that said, I honestly have no clue which would sound better.

    I’ll ask the guitar players I work with and get back to you.

  506. Dang, sorry I missed phat. Not drinking anything but water.

  507. To brush up on my russian I watched an old classic: ‘Irony of Fate, or take a bath!’

    It’s like Caddyshack or Animal House for Russians.

    Seriously.

    Google it.

    My favorite movie is still ‘White Sun of the Desert’.

  508. Ok Wiser,

    Sounds like I need to buy her a lefty guitar, lest she fall into the maws of SATAN!

  509. >>>Not drinking anything but water.

    *Attempts to ASCII two thumbs up on iPhone

    *fails miserably

    *hopes meaning is not lost amidst epic failure

  510. >>>Sounds like I need to buy her a lefty guitar, lest she fall into the maws of SATAN!

    wait…. What? Is that what I said?

    Hell, I confused myself on that one.

    Seriously, let me check with the actual guitar players first.

    I don’t know shit about playing guitars

  511. I don’t know shit about playing guitars

    FTFW

  512. White youth, black youth
    Better find another solution
    Why not phone up Robin Derp
    And ask him for some wealth distribution

  513. *Knock knock*

    “Who’s there?”

    “Scrotumface Jenkins”

    “Go away, wiserbud!”

    Fin.

  514. Coffee, then church, then super-carefully separating my pepper sprouts into pots, then cleaning up leaves and sticks so I can mow next weekend.

  515. I have to figure out a way to suspend another fluorescent shop fixture over my seedlings in the bay window. After transplanting the toms into their final pots, I ended up lining the whole window with plastic sheeting because trays don’t fit enough plants anymore.

    Peppers are in peat pots and need to go into four inch pots but there is no room to do that yet.

    So I’m going to see if I can ply family and friends with some tomato seedlings. These are the best I have ever raised. I think it’s because the house is so much warmer than usual, with the pellet stove in the same room and all. Usually it had been much colder in that area of the house and my seedlings were spindlier.

  516. OH- and I made homemade mustard this weekend. I had no idea how easy and cheap it is to make really high quality wholegrain mustard that you have to pay out the wazoo for in the little jars from the store. Ridiculous.
    Have you people been doing this all along? Why didn’t you tell me??

  517. Laura, gardening question: Is it still too early to have any sprouts outdoors? Should I still be fostering them inside?

  518. Morning, children. 2 more days of 55mph winds in the forecast. Grumble.

  519. Depends on the plant, Leon. Some like the cold. I have my leeks, onions, lettuce, kale, broccoli, spinach, potatoes, kohlrabi, turnips, etc all planted out in the cold (or just sown) right now.

    But tomatoes and peppers are damaged by low temps (45 for tomatoes, around 50 for peppers) and need to remain indoors until a week before setting out.

    In these parts, lots of people jump the gun but it really is best to plant toms and peppers around Memorial Day. If you plant them earlier they just sit there in the cold dirt doing nothing and run the risk of getting hurt by a cold night. Homemade wall o’water cloches can be made with ziploc bags. They keep the plants warm overnight. I’m gonna try that this year. Maybe. See what the weather does.

  520. Well, one night won’t kill them all, and I do need to separate them. I’ll sort out some way to keep them indoors tonight.

  521. Right now the peppers are in individual 3″ peat pots. Roots are already breaking out the sides of the pots. I want to move them into six-inch pots asap so they can spread their tootsies as much as possible and add a lot of mass before they get hardened off in three weeks.

  522. Lauraw, I haven’t made mustard, but I have made pepper relish.

  523. Really, I’ve got way too many goddamn tomato plants.

    I need to pick out a few to receive Special Baby treatment and let the rest be second class citizens. This tends to work well. I did it with the pepper plants last year and the Special Babies were very high early producers. The others caught up toward the end.

  524. Really, Romacita? This is like a world of condiments being opened to me. I’ve made prepared horseradish, but that’s just nothing. Grate and vinegar.
    Next: corn relish. Scott loves corn relish.

  525. Phat, is that you, urging some phat acceptance?

    http://ineedfatacceptance.tumblr.com/image/56075659511

  526. Come out Pupster, I can see your snoot.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/dwfPoda

  527. >>I need to pick out a few to receive Special Baby treatment and let the rest be second class citizens.

    Affirmative action, I see.
    Those second class citizens will produce the most tomatos, and your affirmative action needy whiner plants will ask for more and more fertilizer quotas, get huge, produce no actual tomatos, and will try to shame you into #fatacceptance.

  528. You got me Tushar.

    I am a chubby chaser.

  529. This is Laura:

    This is Indian Laura:

  530. Phat is trans… wtf is that?

  531. Leon, have you looked at his email addy? It is trans phat.

  532. New Mexico wind sucks Pepe. I was in ABQ around this time of year for a conference in ’07. Walking between hotels and the conference center was an ordeal. Warm hurricane-like winds filled with a fine grit do not make for a leisurely stroll. We’ve got rain in the forecast for the next 40 days and 40 nights or so it seems.

  533. Tushar, that’s the one I laughed at last night. The fru-fru scarf just sets off that whole ensemble, doesn’t it. Does any Hostage man own a pair of purple socks?

  534. I wa looking at some fat acceptance threads after reading comments upthread. I am fat, as those who have met me can attest. So was Leon. But we never expected anyone to ‘accept’ us. We realize that fat has consequences, and we try to deal with them. This pestering the society to celebrate you all the time, whatever your personal pathology, is sickening.

  535. Lunch at Paula’s parents house today. They’re decent people who stay the hell out of our lives and we see just enough to make everyone happy.

  536. >>New Mexico wind sucks Pepe.

    I alway thought it……..blows.

    Ba dummmmm!!!

  537. Blow…fuck, suck, nibble, gobble, chew. It’s all the same.

  538. SOFTBALL SEASON STARTS TODAY!!!

    And my sugar snap peas have finally sprouted!

    Dare I say it? Has Spring finally arrived?

  539. >>>Blow…fuck, suck, nibble, gobble, chew. It’s all the same.

    Looks like somebody’s a John Valby fan….

  540. I just think it’s silly to look at your life-threatening and instinctively aesthetically unpleasant condition and then decide that other people are WRONG for noticing that you have a life-threatening and instinctively aesthetically unpleasant condition.

    It’s hard to overcome, I get that, better than most people. But it’s desperately unhealthy and the human-hotness-recognition engine knows that, and to purport otherwise is madness.

  541. John Valby had a gift.

    Time to get ready. Y’all have a great day.

  542. SOFTBALL SEASON STARTS TODAY!!!

    Yay! Hope you hit well, pitch well, and don’t fuck up your knees.

  543. If someone from NM says the winds are bad, they’re really, really bad. 90mph gusts in one place yesterday. 31 degrees this morning, too.

  544. When that happens here, trees come down and all hell breaks loose.

  545. Ok, this is a new one:

    You mamam so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

  546. Ok, so which one of you knuckleheads texted me at 2am????

  547. Oh, and I ordered a microphone wireless mic that will pair with my phone for the videos. Hopefully it works.

  548. HA! They are trying to re-brand Hartford.

    It’s now The Capital City.

    hahaha good luck with that.

  549. This cop has some Hostage-worthy writing skills. We should track him down and ask him to join H2.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/fV4D0

  550. Nice find, Tushar.

  551. packy packy

    Fuck you dining room table!

  552. New post.

  553. Maybe it’s just me, but I do think that it is time to quit calling obesity a “life-threatening condition” – given that most people LIVE with the condition for decades before dying of (let’s face it) old age.

    I’m 5′ tall – I have been considered “obese” ever since I hit 120 pounds 30 years ago.

    My mother is still going strong almost 50 YEARS after all of the actuarial charts started considering her “obese”.

    Cancer is a life-threatening condition; obesity is a chronic condition (and probably an auto-immune disorder to boot).


Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

Comments RSS