MMM 120: I was once twenty.

But that was a Barely Legal lifetime ago. Here are some pictures from the MMM binders.

This is what squat booty and thighs look like in a dress. I’m a fan.
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Deadlifts are excellent for that area too. Do not neglect.
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I have no idea what this pose is called.
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Almost-ginger triplet.
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Is this Summer Glau?
Brooke Burke-Charvet shows off her toned figure while shooting a new Sketchers advertisement at an outdoor gym in Los Angeles
She makes this outfit look very good.
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I still need a giant tire.
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This looks like the start of a good time.
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And now I leave you with something I’ll call “Coming and Going”.
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Stay moter-vated, amigos.

316 Comments

  1. That guy guy doing deadlifts is totally serial.

  2. Morning. children.

  3. Yesterday’s coffee, re-heated and served in the Animosity International mug, and I’m already at work.

    I’m kicking Monday’s ass.

  4. Good morning. My sister Emily has been visiting for the past days. She goes back to Chicago today. I am moderating my time on the internets; I need to spend time doing other stuffs. I missed hanging out here, though.

  5. Four suspects in the Detroit Motorist Ass-Kicking Case will be arraigned today.

    http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2014304280051

    One name stands out in particular: Bruce Wimbush Jr., Latrez Cummings, James Davis and Wonzey Saffold.

    Won-zey, i.e., One-sie? His mother must have named him after the first thing the hospital dressed him in. Please, someone, give me the long history and noble origins of the name “Wonzey.”

  6. Weren’t there something like 30 attackers? How did none of these 4 flip on others in the ‘hood?

  7. There’s a 16 yo being charged as a juvie, too. How does any crime go unnoticed in the hood, though? Bet 1: Most, if not all, of the suspects have been to jail before and are not intimidated by the legal system.Bet 2: Street cred/”honor” means more than state mandated 3-squares & cot.

  8. Triplet girls scares me. And I question the form on deadlift dude.

  9. I thought the 4 arraigned last week. There was a story about the family members laughing as the beating was described.

  10. Memo to public- if you drink 6 glasses of water while you dine, you may want to tell the hostess that you need a waitress dedicated solely to your table.

    And please tip accordingly.

    Fuckers.

  11. I thought the 4 arraigned last week. There was a story about the family members laughing as the beating was described.

    That was the preliminary hearing to determine if there was enough evidence for arraignment. Whose family was laughing? Not Utash’s, I hope.

  12. No. The punk’ s.

  13. This one really irritates me:
    Each day you skip breakfast, lunch or dinner. Black coffee isn’t a breakfast.

    Whatever “Paleo” means, I’m pretty sure “3 squares a day” isn’t the ancestral pattern of human food consumption.

  14. This is for people who aren’t very good at regulating what they eat. It insures they don’t skip meals then gorge on bed food because they’re hungry. I don’t really skip meals, but at work, so.e of my meals arrived like snacks.

  15. I’m approaching day 17, Leon. Not cracking.

  16. Are – arrived. Bed. Bad.

    Can I turn off Swype?

  17. I made some deliciois date balls, Leon. Was desperate for a treat. Just used what I had on hand.

  18. Comment by Jay in Ames on April 27, 2014 8:40 pm
    For Car in and leon, NO ONE ELSE LOOK!
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/25/silkie-chicken_n_5200292.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
    *********

    I got three of the white ones this spring. They’re just started to feather out. They are so freaking cute, I may let them live in the house.

  19. Owning. On a kindle.

  20. I’m having breakfast at 11am. Lunch at 415pm, and dinner at about 530 or 6.

    I was facetiously suggesting your crackage, it’s really not that hard.

  21. Laughed at Phat’s story. I think I have a copy of Teller’s presentation on asteroid avoidance.

    Hi Jazz, how is Em doing?

  22. .
    I was facetiously suggesting your crackage, it’s really not that hard.

    **********
    The balls really help.

    *just leaves that right there

  23. xbrad,

    It was a comment on the ONT. I made a Kelly’s Heroes joke in response to the discussion of destroying rail lines and bridges and another commenter responded demanding that I publish my “evidence”.

  24. I really don’t care what some sports team owner said. I couldn’t care less.

  25. 163 points for this week.

  26. Galveston Jim.

  27. HOW DARE YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE!

    I almost drove off the road this morning listening to Barkley being interviewed on Mike and Mike. This is not verbatim, but he was basically saying “you can’t have a bunch of rich white dudes (NBA owners) making tons of money off the sweat and blood and tears of black men (players) and let something like this happen without a strong response”.

    Race relations in this country are so fucked up.

  28. But the reverse is never true, is it?

    It’s not about justice, it’s about reparations.

  29. I really don’t care what some sports team owner said. I couldn’t care less.

    I might care if the NBA wasn’t so intertwined with the racism and misogyny of hip-hop culture.

  30. They don’t to have that conversation on race, because the uhh will lose. Anyone watch the segment on Michigan’s aa thing with Chris Wallace? That lady, with her weak arguments- “the new Jim crow” – I was embarrassed for her.

  31. I don’t know why this is even an issue. Private speech, in his home. We’re a short leap to the lives of others.

  32. Because his girlfriend got in a fight with him, and this is the best way to humiliate him in public?

  33. Jay Z is an NBA owner with rayciss comments under his belt and behind his fortune. Double standard on the prog side?

  34. Because his girlfriend got in a fight with him, and this is the best way to humiliate him in public?

    Ding Ding Ding ! We have a winner already!

    And what does that say about her?

  35. I thought the owner was blasian, but he looks white.

  36. Girlfriend is blactino.

  37. This is why many rich men just hire hookers and don’t talk to them, isn’t it?

    It’s just savvy business, really.

  38. Either way, who cares. He’s a Democrat so no one will care.

    And basketball sucks ass.

  39. From the looks of her, she probably entered his life as a hooker.

  40. Jay Z is racist against the right color, oso. That makes it not racist.

  41. Did he pay her as much as he pays white hookers?

  42. Oooh, good point Scott.

    INCOME INEQUALITY

  43. Is there a hooker minimum wage?

  44. If not, there should be. She’s probably in the 1% anyway, she looks pretty expensive.

  45. Comment by MJ on April 28, 2014 9:26 am
    Is there a hooker minimum wage?

    The street value of crack.

  46. I H8 the NBA, but it is what the people at work watch in the breakroom. Reds/Braves was on TV, but the Deli guys had the remote so it was NBA playoffs. Culture wars. LIVs love the NBA. Brooklyn gear is making inroads, but gangsta wear out here is still Lakers.

  47. I don’t care about the Hugo Award controversy. Just. Don’t. Care.

  48. If he paid her less then he paid white hookers, its almost rape.

  49. I’m pre-Rev.

  50. Divorce. Girlfriend was given $$$$ cars/ houses. Wife wanted it back, girlfriend refused, owner was suing to get it back. She makes tape.

  51. Frank Beckman just broke it down on the radio.

  52. I guess I’d just like to say a few things about the NBA and whatever some old Democrat said.

    WHO CARES?

  53. Democrats have been saying that stuff all along, why does it matter now?

  54. I don’t see any of those black players refusing to take that racist white man’s money…..

  55. A black man playing basketball for millions of dollars is exactly the same as picking cotton on a plantation as a slave. You’d see that if you could check your privilege.

  56. They did turn their warmup jackets inside out. So there’s that.

  57. The liberal organizations the owner donated money to should give it back. The players should demand it.

  58. Comment by leoncaruthers on April 28, 2014 9:51 am
    A black man playing basketball for millions of dollars is exactly the same as picking cotton on a plantation as a slave.
    ===========
    Yeah, when the NFL was fighting a couple of years ago. Adrian Peterson said the NFL was just like slavery. This from a guy who made $10.5 million dollars that year. A regular person making $50K a year would have to work for 210 years to make that. Slavery? Really? Asshole.

  59. The NBA needs more diversity.

  60. The only thing that was new to me in that story was that the Clippers were still around. I thought they moved years ago.

  61. This guy owned the Clippers? I thought he owned a real NBA team.

  62. Making $10M a year to put a ball in a hoop is just like the Holocaust. Maybe worse.

  63. Definitely worse.

  64. Indubitably.

  65. College sports is where the real slavery can be found. Boosters and Alum have to be tricky for anyone to get paid/

  66. The girls sleeping with college athletes with no money changing hands at all?

    Actual slavery. Has to be.

  67. Round ball into a round hoop, any idiot can do that.

    For that kind of money they should be playing with a square ball.

  68. Round ball into a round hoop, any idiot can do that.

    *cough*

  69. There should be a salary cap in the NBA. $10.10 per hour.

  70. I’d collect signatures to make that a ballot initiative, if only as a proof of reducto ad absurdum.

  71. Obama isn’t just ANY idiot.

  72. Obama isn’t just ANY idiot.
    ————————–
    Yes he is.

  73. Okay, he is.

  74. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on April 28, 2014 8:36 am

    Hi Jazz, how is Em doing?

    She’s doing well enough, I guess. Mentally, she’s doing pretty well. She’s got a long way to go physically, though. The tandem strokes really worked a number on her – she’s going to be doing physical therapy for at least another year (based on her progress so far), probably more like 18 months.

    Em hung out at my mom’s place this w/e, and we brought her dog over from my brother’s house. I didn’t enjoy that so much. The dog is HUGE (a giant charcoal lab) and very, very poorly trained. She’s not totally obnoxious, but she do anything she’s told, from “come” to “sit,” “stay,” “drop it,” or any other command – she’s like a poop machine that doesn’t have any justification for keeping her. And, my sister constantly tells the dog “Good girl!”, which is just dumb, because the dog is NOT good. She’s not terrible, but she’s by no means good. Em did a really bad job of training her, and my brother has done nothing to improve the situation, so, the dog is just a PITA, and the w/e was really, really long.

  75. but she do anything she’s told

    … but she doesn’t do anything she’s told….

    FIXT

  76. Thanks for the update on Em.

  77. Thanks for remaining concerned, oso. I still can’t say thanks enough to y’all for all your support.

  78. No $55 checks from the State of CT.

    The surplus of borrowed money is less then projected.

  79. It’s okay, Scott, I didn’t get a check from the State of CT either.

  80. I’ve got a few hundred bucks to recover from the State of Michigan unclaimed property division. I’ll get on that today.

  81. Write a letter to our Governor and tell him you are thinking about moving your farm here.

    He’ll send you a check.

  82. I don’t know who Faye Dunaway is, but she is my favorite actress now.


    On the set of Roman Polanski’s ‘Chinatown’ he reportedly plucked a strand of hair from Faye Dunaway’s head because it was ruining the shot.

    Chaos continued when Faye attempted to understand her character better by asking Roman what the motivation was behind the character.

    He yelled at her and responded, “say the fucking words, your salary is your motivation.”

    The final straw came during a scene where Faye had to take a bathroom break but Roman would not let her.

    He was later surprised when Faye threw a coffee cup full of urine in his face.

  83. I should send a letter to Malloy and to Cuomo suggesting the same thing and see who sends the larger check.

  84. We Should threaten to move the entire state to Texas. Let’s see how much Perry pays us to stay here.

  85. No $55 checks from the State of CT.

    Good ol’ Dan reeeeeeally wanted to give us that money, but it was the mean greedy rich people who aren’t paying as much in capital gains as they should be that’s making it impossible for him to do.

  86. Look, I don’t mean to advocate for the Devil here, but he was dealing with an entitled Hollywood actress. It’s entirely possibly that she’s just difficult to work with and she’d throw things like this at him literally every day of filming.

  87. Leon, I believe in rooting for the lesser evil.

  88. I’m just saying that the mosquito biting Mengele is still no friend to the Jew.

  89. The State did issue me a debit card with 27 cents loaded on it.

  90. >>I’m just saying that the mosquito biting Mengele is still no friend to the Jew.

    Don’t be so sure. The zionist conspiracy runs deep

  91. The State did issue me a debit card with 27 cents loaded on it.

    That prolly cost $15 to generate. Good Job CT!11ty!

  92. Unless you tell me she did something worse than drugging 13 year old girls and sodomizing them, I will root for her.

  93. The State did issue me a debit card with 27 cents loaded on it.

    idiots. we are led by fucking idiots.

  94. Don’t be so sure. The zionist conspiracy runs deep

    Good point, bad example.

  95. Unless you tell me she did something worse than drugging 13 year old girls and sodomizing them, I will root for her.

    This. There’s a world of difference between being an unpleasant bitch and being a pedophile rapist & sodomite.

  96. The storm that ripped up Arkansas is headed this way. Work and both kids’ schools closed. Batten down the hatches!

  97. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Knicks executive and former player Larry Johnson had a decidedly different but still strong reaction to the racially insensitive remarks Clippers owner Donald Sterling is alleged to have made.

    On Saturday night, Johnson tweeted: “Black people your Focusing on the wrong thing. We should be focusing on having our own, Own team own League! To For Self!!’’

    The initial indication was Johnson was calling for an all-African-American league complete with black ownership. It wasn’t the first time Johnson, who is black, concerned himself with the fact the NBA’s ownership is mostly white while its players are mostly black.

    http://nypost.com/2014/04/27/knicks-great-larry-johnson-calls-for-all-black-league/

    That’s not racist!

  98. Ropes around everyone’s waists, Roamy; stay safe!

  99. This. There’s a world of difference between being an unpleasant bitch and being a pedophile rapist & sodomite.

    I’m not arguing that at all. Just pointing out that she might also just be an unpleasant bitch.

  100. Oh my God, Seth Roberts died. I’m guessing I’m the only person here who knew of him, but this was a shock. His blog is here:

    http://blog.sethroberts.net/

  101. I am not going to spend it.

    I bet they send me another one.

    Obamajob, till 10:30.
    That’s probably a double.

  102. Use it to buy a 5 cent item. That will keep it open longer and enable CT to keep another worker employed tracking your usage.

  103. Good article: The Unbearable Pointlessness of Vox Dot Com

    http://freebeacon.com/blog/the-unbearable-pointlessness-of-vox-dot-com/

  104. Sorry to hear about that, Leon.

  105. Funny. Racist. True.

  106. So have they announced what he died of, Leon? What was the deal with “experimenting on himself”?

  107. Good article: The Unbearable Pointlessness of Vox Dot Com

    Haha, you can’t even look at Matty Y without wanting to give him an atomic wedgie and a swirlie, just like in school.

  108. He mostly tried out various nutritional and behavioral experiments, Pepe. High doses of this or that, timing of vitamins, whether looking at smiling faces improved his mood in a measurable way, that sort of thing.

    It’s entirely possibly that he was high-dosing something that contributed to his death, but no one’s said anything definitive on that yet.

  109. Maybe it was that soylent green grass powder……………

  110. I read about that, too, Leon – had never heard of him, but looked at his personal research and found it intriguing (especially the part about how consuming unflavored fructose and/or sucrose water made him lose a lot of weight).

    He was 60 years old. Hate to say it, but it might just have been his time to go. Cardiac arrest – to the best of my knowledge – has no rhyme or reason in an otherwise normal person.

    Don’t know if that’s what took him, but “sudden” death makes me think it’s a strong candidate.

  111. Finally watched Lone Survivor.

    I’m still firmly in the Sheets of Glass camp. Probably more so.

  112. Can’t believe a few kale plants actually survived this Winter. Little brussels sprouts seedlings from last Summer that never sized up last Fall made it, too. They’re just all making snappy, succulent little leaves. Makes for a tasty little walk through the mudbeds.

    Too tired to actually garden today. But it is nice to walk around in the sunshine and be able to graze on something. I ate a few pea shoots, too. If seeds go on sale later in the season I’m gonna buy a ton of pea seeds just for shoot production. My goodness they are mild and lovely.

    Crappy weather is coming soon. But at least today happened. So, that was nice.

    SIGH http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcdvvKMNb1ruk6wi.jpg

  113. He might have been taking too high a level of omega-3, Teresa. He knew it was a possible risk and mentioned it on the blog a little while ago. w-3 fats are anti-inflammatory, which is great… if you’re inflamed. If you fats are already in good balance, it can put you at risk for a coronary event or stroke if you can’t inflame tissues as needed.

  114. Just drank some lunch. Dinner in 30 minutes.

  115. Jesus
    What a stupid way to die

  116. If your fats are already in good balance, it can put you at risk for a coronary event or stroke if you can’t inflame tissues as needed.

    Did not know that.
    And after all those commercials touting how “good” they are for everyone…..

    What a stupid way to die

    Umm…..is there a GOOD way to die? :-D

  117. It should involve massive quantities of alcohol and psychadelic drugs and three 18-year-old cheerleaders who need therapy afterwards.

  118. Teresa
    There’s no good way to die but bullshit idiot diet fads and scientifically ignorant crap is not the way to do it
    He probably had symptoms but ignored them and was into that diet fad shit

  119. Everybody thinks you know more than your cardiologist
    Believe me, you don’t

  120. Kale looks an awful lot like those spiny weeds that grow in my back yard. Until I fire up the Kick Ass Chemical Company.

    Death from Above

  121. Death from Above

    Operation Ranch Hand- Only you can prevent forests.

  122. To be fair, it’s really hard to get an excess of w-3 to the point of it being risky. If anyone could, though, it’d be Seth. His efficiency at self-experiment was neurotic, bordering on pathological. The average person taking 3-6gm of fish oil a day is doing themselves a lot of good and no harm.

  123. Everybody thinks you know more than your cardiologist
    Believe me, you don’t

    Dr. Oz is a cardiologist. He knows fuckall about diet and proves it frequently on national television. He is actually belligerently ignorant on the matter, according to some of his former panel guests. Heart surgery, he’s the man. I’d let him put in my stent and thank him for it.

    I bought his book, I ate the way he told me to, and I got fatter and sicker and couldn’t add muscle.

  124. Afternoon.

  125. Today I built one (1) of these:

    http://tinyurl.com/kdews5z

  126. I want to die quietly in my sleep, just like my Dad.

    Not like the 300 screaming passengers that were in the back of his airplane.

  127. Jewstin, what is that?

  128. Greetings, cis-normative bigots.

  129. That’s a door replacement kit for a Taco Bell cabinet. Pre-swirled.

  130. Pre-swirled.

    Oooo, like that brown and white ice cream in the little plastic cups.

  131. Pre-swirled.

    Look, you can do what you want, just don’t post it to Instagram or take it to the basketball game.

  132. Israel is an apartheid state, according to Jean Francois Kerry.

    Christians and Jews in the areas run by Hamas and Fatah could not be reached for comment.

  133. Everybody thinks you know more than your cardiologist
    Believe me, you don’t

    You mean the fella who was so sure that my arteries were chock full of plaque – only to end up giving me his card and telling me to “call him” if I ever DO need a cardiologist?

    Yeah, I was surprised, too – but I have to admit it was really funny to hear him making noises and shaking his head…..

  134. Israel is an apartheid state, according to Jean Francois Kerry.
    ————————
    I’m sorry, but a man that gets voluntary plastic surgery is a weirdo.

  135. Like Mickey Rourke?

  136. Are you going to make the outrageous claim that Mickey Rourke is not a weirdo?

  137. I was going to exempt actors because they are pre-packaged weirdos.

  138. I mean, I don’t think it’s a surprise to anyone that I consider myself just a little strange, and I think men getting plastic surgery is weird.

  139. I also think pronouncing words differently because of some need to be ‘correct’ is even worse.

    Remember Pok-e-stan? And Tall-e-ban? Not to mention Veetnam.

  140. Hahahahaha. I love it.

    http://is.gd/ocNhd1

  141. Jen-jiss Kahn.

  142. Corpseman

  143. http://is.gd/NAx8cV

  144. JTFC, I am so tired of hearing about this Sterling fellow and his racism. HE’s 80-fucking-years old, he grew up in that era, never mind the fact that what chick did was illegal as hell–recording without his permission…. BZZZZZT.

  145. …But for me to even think those thoughts is racisty…

  146. I’m white, male, armed and over 60. So, according to my “betters”, I’m a racist, homophobic domestic terrorist.

  147. JTFC, I am so tired of hearing about this Sterling fellow and his racism.

    You WOULD say that, whitey.

  148. Wiser, as you word at the record store, you are the perfect person to answer this query.

  149. I keep wondering why the heck Cyn is addressing comments to the Joint Task Force Commander.

  150. I am just learning that 0bama had to make a comment about this issue.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    God, I miss my country.

  151. You WOULD say that, whitey.

    Ha Ha. Perfect retort. Bravo, sir.

  152. 80 year old rich dudes should just fuck thirtysomething slutpuppies. They shouldn’t talk to them. Just fuck them. And buy them lots of shit. Like that dude from Houston did for Anna Nicole Smith. You never heard about him getting his racyss on. Cause he just fucked her and then bought her something.

  153. I keep wondering why the heck Cyn is addressing comments to the Joint Task Force Commander.

    *nods

  154. MCPO, and you suffer from PTSD and will go postal at any time. Mwah!

  155. PG, I’ve seen some tell that he didn’t even really bang her, just kept her around for the rare occasion when the Cialis worked. She was busy getting nailed by guys on the team.

  156. God, I miss my country.

    Why, ’cause we got a black man in the White House? And what do you mean YOUR country, cracka?

    *glares, puts up power fist*

  157. White people are a scam.

  158. Wow. So he hired a prosti to keep his team happy and kept her around the house for set decoration? And I thought Mark Cuban treated his players well.

  159. I volunteer to own the Clippers and not say anything racist for a very modest salary.

  160. White people are a scam.

    Right on, brotherman.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_%28Nation_of_Islam%29

  161. Sean has found my favorite wikipedia page.

  162. Nation of Islam kilt it.

  163. Lotta honkies digesting some hard truths right now.

  164. The whore looked like her face was put together by a plastic surgeon from spare Asian parts

  165. Hey CarIn, Maynard James Keenan is in a bad horror movie they’re playing now. It’s called “Vile” He’s the Tool guy, right?

  166. Obama’s mother could only wish she was that coked up whore

  167. Ah, the coke whore.

    The hub upon which the wheel turns.

  168. He’s the Tool guy, right?

    I thought he was an economist.

    *Googles*

    Never mind.

  169. Maynard James Keenan is a tool, and he’s the guy from Tool – and A Perfect Circle (and some other projects, IIRC).

  170. Sterling’s “girlfriend” had something like five aliases. What kind of hosebag needs aliases, let alone five of them?

  171. Let me guess Jazz

  172. Jazz, I politely ask you to abstain from besmirtching the lead singer of the greatest band ever.

    Tyia

  173. People who get paid for their services.

  174. If I was Sterling’s ex, I’d put both those stupid bastards in a wood chipper

  175. Jazz, I politely ask you to abstain from besmirtching the lead singer of the greatest band ever.

    Journey?

  176. I’m still amazed that there are girls that will suck 80 year old wiener.

    That’s just gross.

  177. For Oso

  178. Laura?

  179. This whole gig with Sterling and “V. Stiviano” a/k/a Vanessa Maria Perez a/k/a Monica Gallegos a/k/a Maria Monica Perez Gallegos a/k/a a/k/a Maria Valdez is oddly reminiscent of Mel Gibson’s wackjob, gold-digging girlfriend.

    The aliases came from this story: http://tinyurl.com/mm9berp

  180. Jazz, I politely ask you to abstain from besmirtching the lead singer of the greatest band ever

    When he abstains from his militant atheist douchebaggery and shows a little remorse for being a cockbag to Christians, I’ll cut him some slack. The ball’s in his court.

  181. Tornado watch, rumbling pretty good out there.

  182. I’m still amazed that there are girls that will suck 80 year old wiener.
    That’s just gross.

    Yeah, I’m kinda with you there. Then there’s the thought of being 80 and wanting a beej – who from? Some smokin’ hottie – or from Maude the Jowl-faced Tittie Kicker?

  183. *Turns Aenima to 11*

    *Fist bumps Carin*

  184. Be safe, Romy. Prayers for y’all tonight.

  185. Lotta honkies digesting some hard truths right now.

    I made peace with the origin of my race some time ago.

    I just wish I could ask Yakub why he was so hateful as to inflict us on the world.

  186. So on multiple occasions, over many years, she sucked 80 year old wieners for two Bentleys, a Ferrari, and a Rolls.

    And $240K.

    That seems kind of low. I mean, would you suck 80 year old wiener for a little over a million?

  187. BTW, those of you who would rather not hear about Donald Sterling should consider yourselves lucky that you don’t live in SoCal.

  188. Comment by Jazz on April 28, 2014 8:59 pm
    ………… or from Maude the Jowl-faced Tittie Kicker?
    =============
    Now that’s funny. Bravo!

  189. How old is your mom anyway?

  190. That seems kind of low. I mean, would you suck 80 year old wiener for a little over a million?

    How many times?

  191. Just got a call from Republican National Committee. As soon as he said it, I made an exasperated sound, then he immediately said, “I know! I know! Boehner and McCain aren’t making things any easier for me, I’ve been hearing it all day!”

    He let me rant a bit, but in the end, we were wasting each other’s time. No, he didn’t get a pledge from me, but I am going to pray for the guy because he deserves better representation, too.

  192. There were no tornadoes or thunderstorms at the pool this afternoon. Though a pair of doves was being pretty obnoxious.

  193. That seems kind of low. I mean, would you suck 80 year old wiener for a little over a million?

    In Barack Obama’s economy, the only pertinent question is actually Spit or Swallow?

  194. My friendsh, you have nothing to fear from your landscaper’s son who belongs to MS-13

    Posted by: Juan McCain at April 28, 2014 09:09 PM (aTXUx)
    ———————————-

    Hahahahahahaha. From a relatively unknown blog called Ace of Spades HQ.

  195. I’m thinking it was a lot. One BJ doesn’t get you four cars, so we know we’re talking at least four separate times.

    That’s our minimum. On the high side I’d say around 100. Based on that I think we can reasonably agree to somewhere between 20-50 BJs.

    Now what do you say?

  196. Leon’s garden produce

  197. That’s our minimum. On the high side I’d say around 100. Based on that I think we can reasonably agree to somewhere between 20-50 BJs.

    Now what do you say?

    I think I’ll pass. That’s a lot of awful.

  198. Funny how you characterize this. I would hazard that you fellows don’t think it is too much terrible work when *you* are the receiver.

    And you’re not even billionaires, guaranteeing the lady an unbelievably comfortable life.

  199. I had to look up MS-13.

  200. I would hazard that you fellows don’t think it is too much terrible work when *you* are the receiver.

    If I thought I could fall in love with a grizzled old dude and wanted to make him happy, that’d be one thing.

    This is an episode of Fear Factor: “put the gross thing in your mouth for money.”

  201. It’s just not an apples-to-apples comparison.

  202. I readily admit that it would be marginally easier if I was picked up by a billionaire sugar momma.

  203. It’s just not an apples-to-apples comparison.

    I think the Fear Factor comparison is perfect, actually.

  204. Evenin’, paste-eaters.

  205. ANDY!!!! Great post at the HQ.

  206. Thanks

  207. Oso!
    Tonight is opening day for the Chihuahuas in their new stadium

  208. Stay safe, Romacita! Bad winds in NM again today. Our weather is headed your way.

  209. John and I were sitting with Bob Owens as I was writing it. Owens was schooling the guy who wrote this dumb POS: http://pando.com/2014/04/25/pando-goes-to-the-nra-convention-to-find-the-mark-zuckerberg-of-guns/

    Can’t wait to see how much makes it into part 2.

  210. I know! We’re looking at our work schedules and the ChihuahuaS schedule to see when we can go.

  211. I’ll bet that was a fun weekend!

  212. Bob Owens blocked me on Twitter, and I still haven’t figured out why or what I did to get blacklisted.

  213. I’m eating lucky charms. I love the styrofoam marshmallows.

  214. I don’t know Bob Owens, but if he blocked Romy, I don’t like him.

  215. Don’t steal MJ’s green clovers!

  216. Knowing how you are on twitter, roamy, I’m sure it was a mistake.

  217. Mollie Hemingway got keelhauled in the comments at Ace’s, and then she showed up to complain about getting keelhauled. Sometimes you just gotta suck it up, and she didn’t. hahahahaha That was kinda funny.

  218. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Saturday night was a blast, as we were hanging out with some of the Blaze guys, Cam Edwards and the NRA News crew, Charles C. W. Cooke and some other assorted hooligans.

  219. What did Mollie do?

    Dave Weigel got blasted in the comments one time, and he was there to absorb the words.

  220. Rand Paul is a poonfaced bitch, IMO. i’m tired of him. He makes carnies look like models of integrity.

  221. What did the NRA guys have to say about your gun thread, Andy?

  222. Yeah, I’m practically non-existent on Twitter compared to some others. I do like being able to follow astronauts and add my $0.02 to the conversation.

  223. Keep me in the loop Osita
    The game is totally sold out tonight
    My kid want to go; there’s a bell tower outside the stadium with pictures of El Paso history
    Right below Pancho Villa is my kid’s great grandmother, whom she’s named after, Olga Kohlberg
    The date is wrong; it was 1889, not 1900.
    http://tinyurl.com/m4a8gnf

  224. Mollie got her panties in a bunch over Palin’s “baptize the terrorists” comment. Mollie went at it from a strictly religious perspective, totally ignoring that Palin made no other appeals to religion whatsoever and that the word has other meanings besides those that apply to religion. So, she ranted about insults/blasphemy that really weren’t/wasn’t ever floated.

  225. >> Knowing how you are on twitter, roamy, I’m sure it was a mistake.

    Yeah, this.

  226. >> What did the NRA guys have to say about your gun thread, Andy?

    Oh, they’re fans.

    This is kind of neat … John and I had relayed the story about our shuttle driver to Owens right before he sat down for a segment with Cam, and Owens recounted it in the interview. All that stuff should air this week.

  227. TJ, facts don’t matter. ART!!!!

  228. Roamy
    Do you keep up with these guys?
    Jim Reilly, Deew Feustel and Jack Schmitt

    I think Jim and Drew are on Twitter

    http://tinypic.com/r/2ivxv9g/8

  229. *slides a drink down the bar to Andy*

  230. Goats butter? Really? Really? That is a J’ames level pun, Pepe. BTW if Greeks at Dartmouth can’t say “Phiesta”, can you really justify the name “Pepe”?

  231. Hey! I resemble that remark!

  232. “So, according to my “betters”, I’m a racist, homophobic domestic terrorist.”

    You left out old.

  233. >> *slides a drink down the bar to Andy*

    Sounds a lot like my weekend. It was like a meetup with a gun show.

  234. Schwing

  235. TJ, I don’t follow them (yet), but I have met Drew in real life.

  236. Your comment about the Scottsdale Gun Club as a thing to do during the Sept meat-up keeps rattling around my brain, Andy.

  237. All three have geology PhDs

    Drew started out owning a performance car repair shop; he told me that his mechanical skills got him up to the Hubble, not the PhD

  238. You can rent a full auto there. Take out a 2nd mortgage for some ammo, and pure fun will ensue.

  239. Did anybody discover that anybody else’s name translates to something unspeakably awful in a foreign language today?

  240. Break out the old Black AMEX card for that.

    Wait… Can I still say “black”?

  241. TJ, I just finished reading Chris Hadfield’s autobiography. It sounds like mechanical skills are far better for ISS missions over a limited expertise in some field. Did you see the report on the new mineral in Australia?

  242. I had to do a price check on Negro Modelo. I had the liquor associate call me. No way I was saying that on the radio. No way.

  243. Hey, Andy, I liked your quick “Phrasing?” on the last podcast.

  244. Roamy
    Yeah I did

    That Putnisite is a totally new bird, crystallographically.
    It contains a number of heavier elements and appears to be in a family all by itself

    Very pretty mineral, but rather soft and possibly slightly radioactive

  245. I take back the radioactive bit; Celestite is a fairly common Strontium-based sedimentary mineral, and I know it’s not notmally radioactive

  246. It is from Australia. It has to have some type of killing property somewhere.

  247. When is the DC area meatup?

  248. Bcock knows.

  249. I found that poat on the meatup…

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2014/03/23/39999/

  250. My grandfather used to buy me Lucky Charms at the grocery store when my Mom would make me go in the car with him, so he wouldn’t get lost. I was a 4 year old GPS that would sexually deliver for a box of Lucky Charms. (Tying a bunch of comment streams together. Wonders what I would’ve done for a Klondike Bar)

  251. It was a paper clip and the outlet that the fridge was plugged into…sheesh.

  252. Sorry you went thru that, Oso.

    Krunch Klondike bars are the bestest.

  253. MOOMMMM! I’m putting up Oso’s little kid pics again and getting busted!! ;)

  254. Hahaha Klondike Krunch!!!! BRB I have regular Klondike’s in the garage freezer.

  255. Bryan Singer’s accuser gets trips to Hawaii. Blacktina got $$$ and cars. I was giving it up for Lucky Charms. It was the traditional Lucky Charms that could still be ROY G BIVed. No freakin rainbows messing up my food rules.

  256. I’ve been running the dishwasher here for six fucking years. Why does XMom still feel the need to give detailed instructions on how to do so? She doesn’t even know how to turn the fucking thing on.

  257. Hi XB! *slides XB some Evan that has been in a cool shaker with ice*

  258. I was giving it up for Lucky Charms.

    Bitches always be after my Lucky Charms.

    *runs away*

  259. Hahaha

  260. I have whiskey, a cigar, and Robert Earl Keen on the radio. Life is good.

  261. COAlex, Maker’s or the cheap Evan that I shared with XB?

  262. When was the last time you guys saw someone with “Cleft palate surgery”? I remember kids at school ages ago. FF to today, the only young people I see with cleft palate corrections are foreigners. Did we really abort a generation of kids with cleft palates?

  263. Bulleit Rye

  264. Toss up some prayers for my aunts and cousins, willya? B’ham and suburbs looks like it got hit hard by a tornado.

  265. Done, XB. Been Praying all afternoon. Keep us posted.

  266. Done, xbrad.

  267. Bulleit Rye looks good.

  268. It is.

  269. BRB have to check Total Wine.

  270. Cool. Available and has 5 out of 5 stars in 4 rankings. THX

  271. You’re welcome.

  272. I killed it.

    I’m a murderer! *sobs*

  273. Wiser, who’s done covers of this?

  274. Nights are dead here until the derp. We’re all on FB.

  275. Grizzlies defeat ChihuahuaS in 13 in their home opener.

  276. There’s a hostages on FB? Who let that happen?

  277. Alrighty, I’m sore, tired, and nice and relaxed. Bed time.
    Everyone have a good night.

  278. Guy and Aggie.

  279. G’night.

  280. Let me get this straight, the Rovians are going forward with amnesty and Tea Party groups that I’m not affiliated with give cash to actual candidates with about the same rah! rah! as the RNC guy, and I’m supposed to fall in and vote for Jeb or Krispy Kreme?

  281. RNC guys that call me get hit with both barrels like Roamy did her chat buddy.

  282. We had an event at the Club last night. 4 associates refused to remove their caps/knit caps. Supervisor Dan is making a list, checking it twice…

  283. La Cueva is a HS in the Anglo part of town. They’ve had like 4 Heroin ODs and suddenly we have billboards and ads about drugs. WTFF? Brown people are on methadone and dying daily and no one GAS. Let one little cheerleader poke a line too far, and suddenly Woe is Me.

  284. There are people too stupid for credit cards. I wish I could grab them and take them away. Trying to explain that a credit charge at POs is not the same as the statement: and a fraud explanation really has nothing to do with you so STFU and SFTD,

  285. Owning comments MT isn’t nearly half as cool.

  286. The middle of the derp is no private cul-de-sac
    I can’t get from the cab to the curb
    Without some little jerk on my back

  287. Comment by Sean M. on April 28, 2014 10:49 pm
    Did anybody discover that anybody else’s name translates to something unspeakably awful in a foreign language today?

    Yes. After coming to US, some people shortened my first name to Tush. I later found out it means ass. :(

  288. Morning, children.

  289. Should I do a Tuesday poat?

  290. Please! Just got caught up with this one. Busy yesterday for me. Late case today then call. It’s week 2 of my practice partner gone and the hits keep coming.

    Leon, what do you know about chia seeds?

  291. I know some people eat them and that others paint them in a nutrient paste onto replicas of the heads of celebrities.

    I’m not sure what the people eating them are trying to accomplish.

  292. Chia can be used to cure male pattern baldness.

    Well, at least cover it up.

  293. So, nothing spectacular? I just see them mentioned often and, other than the chia pet phenomenon, don’t know much about them.

  294. http://beardsy.com/archives/229

    Amen, sister.

  295. They might be amazing, but I haven’t read up on them. I’m aware of them as a supplement food, but I haven’t done the reading, and they haven’t bubbled up in my usual site visits.

  296. New pants, new shirt, time to kick today’s ass!

    http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLoHNO3CAAAZwmH.jpg:large

  297. Looks like plant-based omega-3s and a grain substitute.

    I remember now, I did read up and then decided they weren’t worth it.

  298. Off to work

    Organic hipster beard for Roamy:

    http://tinyurl.com/n3yn2a4

  299. Puppy issues. Tuesday poat may take me awhile if anyone wants to step in.

  300. My dad and middle brother have checked in, so family is okay. Damage west and also south of here looks pretty bad.

  301. Glad to hear the relatives and you made it through, Roamy.

  302. When he abstains from his militant atheist douchebaggery and shows a little remorse for being a cockbag to Christians, I’ll cut him some slack. The ball’s in his court.
    *******

    His last album, he pretty much did that.

  303. *fistbumps jewstin back, 12 hours later

  304. Chia seeds are basically a benefit for endurance athletes. They pack a punch in very small amounts.

  305. Hope everything is ok, roamy. We even had tornadoes up here, but not as bad.

  306. Plus, if you want to get you fatty stuff from real food v a supplement.

  307. Heh, I SO wanted to mess with MJ and take over the poat he’s editing.

    That would have been fun.

  308. New post up.


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