BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born March 7th, 1994 in Kyoto, Japan. She stands 5‘ 3” and measures 422336 and 130 lbs. Please welcome Miss Shion Utsunomiya AKA Anzai Rara / Shiwon Utsunomiya / Siwon Utsunomiya / Rara Anzai / Rion / 安齋らら.

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  1. チーズバッグはどうしたの?

  2. BONSAI!!

  3. https://www.wsj.com/articles/manchin-and-the-gop-dupes-schumer-inflation-reduction-act-mcconnell-taxes-inflation-semiconductor-spending-midterms-11659044683

    Probably behind the paywall, a couple of the opening paragraphs to remind you why the GOP is the stupid party:

    “Seventeen Republicans on Wednesday helped Democrats pass a $280 billion subsidy blowout for the semiconductor industry. The bill is an embarrassing stew of accountability-free corporate welfare and government spending. This is the priority Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell in June vowed to hold hostage so long as Democrats still had the Biden reconciliation agenda—formerly Build Back Better—on the table. Instead, encouraged that West Virginia Democrat Joe Manchin continued to block that front, Republicans figured they might as well cash in.

    Mere hours after that vote, Mr. Manchin announced he’d agreed to a $740 billion reconciliation deal after all. Surprise! The kinder commentators are noting that Republicans got “duped” by their West Virginia buddy—but that’s unfair to dupes. Mr. Manchin had never ruled out an agreement; quite the opposite, he said negotiations were continuing. All Republicans had to do was refuse to touch a semiconductor bill until the reconciliation vehicle expired on Sept. 30. Or better yet, walk away from the bloated industrial policy altogether.”

  4. Fight inflation by printing money. Nobody’s tried that before.
    Oh, and that dickhead letting the word ‘famine’ drop from his lips yesterday…

    I really believe they intend to starve us. How do you deal with a hundred million intransigent political enemies occupying the heartland? Ask yourself, what would Stalin do?

  5. Boobs and circuses?

  6. heh:

  7. wakey wakey

  8. bring it out to iowa. Children of the Corn welcome you.

  9. They actually had highlights of the Dem/Rep game on ESPN/MSDNC. Only saw a little, but they were red unis, so they actually covered a republican victory.

  10. There’s plenty of lefties out here too, laura. Iowa might be redder than it has been, but it’s been purple for a LONG time.

  11. twitter: West Virginia bans ESG banks from business with the state

    Iowa, step up. Florida too. Texas, meh, they will follow along sometime. Noem in SD is probably worried about getting men up there for women’s sports.

  12. twitter: cuter than the BBF model

    High bar!

  13. dead so early! you people…

  14. What’s this Tushar talking about Scott getting his beaver stuffed?

  15. Government is the only reason we don’t build chips here in the first place, so rather than roll back the industry-killing shit they’ve done, they hand out money to big corps that lobbied them for it and the individual congresseditionists pocket money via connected family and friends.

    How nice.

  16. I’m avoiding the inevitable snake herding at work. These guys are slippery. I’ve got to finish up a proposal today and I hate, HATE this project. We will probably win it because I am awesome at my jerb but I don’t wanna keep feeding the serpents much longer.

  17. Iowa: Giving America the purple nurple since forever

  18. BBF model is pretty when she smiles.

  19. 10/10 would smash

  20. In her defense Roamie I imagine her back hurts all the time.

    Thanks for meme coverage tomorrow.

  21. Looks like we aren’t in ‘free the nipple’ territory yet, but we have allowed the nipple to move into a halfway house, with a monitoring bracelet around it.

  22. Japan be weird about what ya can and can’t show.

  23. Do any of y’all read the Bad Cat? I think he is the best. Here’s his latest. (The Greta meme cracked me up) https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/believe-in-something-even-if-it-wrecks

  24. wife is doing great, with her weight. Posted on FB:

    Used my lunch hour to get in a 2 mile walk. Another goal met. Didn’t even take me the full hour. Plus, since I’ve lost weight, I don’t hurt. So happy.

  25. the greta meme is really good, Colonel!

  26. 346 navy boot grads today.

    Just keeping everyone up to date regarding our declining military readiness.

  27. Good job Mrs. J’ames!

  28. From the bad catitude article comments …

    https://theideasinstitute.org/2022/02/04/bystander-at-the-switch-the-moral-case-against-mandatory-public-health-measures/

  29. good for Ethan!

  30. Woo hoo! AWESOME Mrs J’Ames!!

    Peelie, I have El Gato Malo bookmarked. Prolific and smart. A worthy bookmark.

    Today I got the classic editor plugin for my new business website and I am crying tears of productive joy. Holy shit, who can use these bullshit blocks??? Such a waste of time.

  31. Am I late the the Peeky Blinders deal? We’re 5 episodes in.

  32. Japanese chicks are so shy.

    9/10 she’s da bomb.

    Excellent gifwork, pupster!

  33. https://latestcelebarticles.com/lily-ernst/

    Sophomore swimmer from University of Northern Iowa passes away, cause of death is not disclosed.

    I’m picking 2 things. Tragic, 21 years old.

  34. We should start a rumor that the booster shot accelerates Alzheimer’s symptoms, just look at Slow Joe.

  35. **charges up the paddles**

    Clear!

    **zap**

  36. I may have binge-watched too much “Emergency!” lately.

    Sharon Gless (either Cagney or Lacey, I never watched the show) was in the most recently watched episode.

  37. Car in, yes. We’ve already finished this season. Instead of another season, they’re making a Peaky Blinders movie.

  38. Local girl just died. They don’t know why.

    Sounds like some sort of sepsis – but in a healthy 14 year old?

  39. She was the mom on Burn Notice, right? She was great on that show.

    In fact, everyone except Jesse was great on that show. Good chemistry and acted together well. Meanwhile, Jesse was like the one damp spot on a log that won’t catch fire. He was like the one grey Honda Civic in a line of green and orange and red muscle cars. Hell, he was like the Mrs. Peel in a crowd full of Wiserbuds.

  40. I had a silver Honda Civic and liked it (although I used to pat its dashboard consolingly after ogling the shinier, faster cars). I’d probably still be driving it if I hadn’t gotten married. Although it would be 17 years old now, so maybe not.

  41. Excellent gifwork, pupster!

    Thank you, Tex. I almost makes those nights on the couch worth it.

  42. Gabrielle Anwar was… mmmph.

  43. Why this girl got so many names? Is she in witness protection?

  44. She has so many aliases I may have posted her before. Regardless, those are some big boobs.

  45. Lots of “models” go by many names. Eastern Bloc is the worst for that.

  46. Her nose looks different in several pics. Could be makeup.

  47. Regardless, those are some big boobs.

    Subarashii!!

  48. IT FINALLY HAPPENED!! MY 6YO ASKED WHY THE SKY IS BLUE AND I GOT TO DRAW A DIAGRAM OF THE VISIBLE LIGHT SPECTRUM!!

    I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.

    (He also asked me a couple weeks ago about the problem of pain (theology), the nature of the Trinity (specifically, he asked whether God or Jesus was listening to prayers), and why God doesn’t answer all prayers.)

  49. In comparison, why the sky is blue is simple…

  50. No joke. I’m planning to take that kid to church with me so I can pawn him off on the pastor. “Look, he’s either a theologian or a heretic, and I don’t know which.”

  51. Woohoo, Mrs Peel has a mini me

  52. This is why you don’t talk politics at work. CoW thinks MLG will win re-election over the abortion deal. Other CoW thinks MLG is toast. Things get heated. CoW tells CoW that MLG gets the Ho vote. Calls her an Ho for being so pro abortion.

  53. I would have been snickering and possibly lobbing bombs impartially from either side.

    We got an email from the administrator – Roamy may have mentioned it – saying that he was incredibly disappointed in the court and the agency would support women in their medical decisions, etc. Left unspoken was “as long as their medical decisions are the ones I think they should make”. I hate that fucker and his constant political emails. Completely inappropriate and nothing to do with the agency mission.

  54. Now when the little one gets around to asking why it’s dark at night…THAT right there is a rabbit hole…

  55. I just said that I was voting Ronchetti, and MLG must have bad polls or something, the way she’s campaigning. Corporate BS is BS. ESG scoring on front page of corporate website.

  56. Saw that yesterday and it left the same impression on me. Just another routine beat down until he pulls the Roscoe out and suddenly the gallery is deeply concerned.

  57. I hate that fucker and his constant political emails. Completely inappropriate and nothing to do with the agency mission.

    He really needs to stay in his lane. Hypocrite talks diversity and inclusion, doesn’t mean a word of it.

  58. Exactly. I told my supervisor that his stupid ass emails made me feel unwelcome at the agency due to being a religious minority, and she passed that on (without my name) to our division chief, who talked to our director, but she said our division chief wasn’t optimistic there would be any change. But at least I did say something.

  59. Our zoo is jabbing our animals. 30 so far. Big cats and apes. I’m livid. True story. CoWs couldn’t wait to jab their kids. Dan keeps telling me to back off and let them kill their kids. I’m still heartbroken about Dez and her three miscarriages.

  60. RIFRA

  61. All liberals need to be vaccinated.

  62. My cousin’s new baby has a horrible seizure disorder that does not have good prognosis at all (she likely won’t live to grow up). They got her on a medication that seems to be helping…but the side effect is BLINDNESS.

    Yes, his wife got the covid shots while she was pregnant.

  63. I spoke to a retired co-worker today. He was complaining that he had all four shots (he’s over 60 and diabetic) and still caught covid. Not sure he’s liberal, but he willingly moved to Austin.

  64. Yes, his wife got the covid shots while she was pregnant.

    See, what the hell. I gave up COFFEE when I was pregnant. That was part of the “don’t do drugs” talk to the kids, because they knew at a young age the importance of coffee in this house.

  65. I often doubt that I’ll make it to Heaven, but I’m having a really hard time not hoping some people go to Hell, because they surely won’t face justice in this life.

  66. I am so very sorry for your cousin. My Dr cousins are beyond me. They have sacrificed their own children, but I’m just a Sam’s Club associate.

  67. Leon, Pray the Rosary, every day. Our Lady of Fatima protects you. Regardless.

  68. I can barely pray at all, Oso, and a Rosary would leave me asleep or angry or both.

  69. That is why you need to Pray. Our Lady protects.

  70. That has not been my experience.

  71. My doctor told me I shouldn’t even eat a fucking SANDWICH while I was pregnant. But sure, let’s give pregnant women an experimental drug with no safety data. What could go wrong??

    To be fair, we don’t KNOW the shots did it…but given they cause neurological side effects and there’s no family history of this condition, it seems like a pretty safe bet.

  72. Praying for you.

  73. Mrs Peel, I am barren. From the beginning, we knew the Vax affected fertility. This was totes about population control. Lots of evidence out of Africa about Gates and hidden birth control in vaccines. Africa knew.

  74. I love the Hallow app for daily prayer. I finally remember the Memorare. Daily Gospel, special challenges including the parables for July, novenas, music, and prayers and meditations to help you sleep.

  75. My doctor told me I shouldn’t even eat a fucking SANDWICH while I was pregnant.

    I remember that, it was fear of listeria from lunch meat, wasn’t it?

  76. Speaking of prayers, sending some up for Mini-me’s safe trip home.

  77. Yep. I ate sandwiches anyway. Don’t tell my doctor.

  78. I bought lottery tickets for the first time in over twenty years, because I forgot about math. Anyway, am probably about to win the mega-millions in a few minutes (seems extremely likely). Just wanted to let you guys know that if I win a billion dollars, all of you will receive twenty to fifty dollars, depending on your entertainment value over the years.

    Except the people that told us to fuck off long time ago. They get nada.

  79. Studies $20 Burger King coupon looking for biggest bang for buck.

  80. **Lumps wins lottery**

    **Roamy gets a pop-top off a Bud Light, 37 cents in Canadian money, and a 10 mm steel washer with socket scratches.**

  81. I spend $10 per year on lottery ever since I read this joke:

    A man prays to God every day, please help me win a lottery. He never wins, dies, meets God.
    Man: I was faithful, God! Why didn’t you let me win the lottery?
    God: you idiot, the least you could have done was buy a ticket once!

    I don’t want to be that man.

  82. pshaw, roamy is in the $50 pool. Iowa, on the other hand, will be getting hump scrapings

  83. tushar calls down Two Boats and a Helicopter

    https://sfcompassion.com/two-boats-and-a-helicopter/

  84. Heh, Thomas Massie had Krugman as a professor at MIT 30 years ago. He was full of shit then.

    How do these people get these prestigious jobs? Look at the smart people on here ( not me, roamy, leon, and peel for example). How much better off would we be with them teaching kids?

  85. Tony Blinken negotiating with Russia for Brittney Greiner? She’s doomed.

  86. wouldn’t the nitrates in the lunch meat kill the listeria?

  87. wonders if Sean is gonna get a benjamin, from all the derp over the years

  88. I like teaching (one-on-one, at least; I’ve never taught in a classroom), but too many parents today are awful, and administrators don’t back up teachers when there is a dispute. That’s why my mom left teaching. She wasn’t even allowed to give kids zeroes when they didn’t do an assignment. She had to give them a 50.

  89. Jay, she will be fine. Democrats need a visible win. Blinken will give away some Crown Jewels in return for this worthless person.

  90. Just wanted to let you guys know that if I win a billion dollars, all of you will receive twenty to fifty dollars, depending on your entertainment value over the years.

    ——-

    Well, shit. I could have used that $20.

  91. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2022 11:50 pm
    I spend $10 per year on lottery ever since I read this joke:

    A man prays to God every day, please help me win a lottery. He never wins, dies, meets God.
    Man: I was faithful, God! Why didn’t you let me win the lottery?
    God: you idiot, the least you could have done was buy a ticket once!

    I don’t want to be that man.

    ——-

    We are simpatico.

  92. Dockworkers everywhere remembered Pete.


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