2022 BBF Semi-Final Round 4

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday Semi-Finals Round 4.

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Your model for today was born August 6th, 1998 in Nizhny Novgorod, Russian Federation. She stand5′ 9″ and measure36 – 24 – 36 and 128 lbs. Please don’t invade Miss Evgenia Talanina AKA Jane Fays.

Comment by Jim in VA on April 1, 2022 6:06 am
Toooo many tats. If upon her there’s doodle, never touch her with your noodle. This trend must cease.

Comment by mare on April 1, 2022 6:13 am
For me, she’s an interesting mix of psychological inquiry and mesmerizing.

Comment by MJ on April 1, 2022 7:12 am
4/10 would smash


Your model for today was born October 17th, 1994 in Kaunas, Lithuania. She stands 5′ 10″ and measure35 – 24 – 36 and 137 lbs. Please grab a chair for Miss Neringa Kriziute.

Comment by mare on April 29, 2022 6:55 am
She thicc.

Comment by MJ on April 29, 2022 7:17 am
6/10 would smother to death under her enormous booty.

Comment by lumps on April 29, 2022 7:24 am
She’s 5’10”? Big girl. This would have been one for Rosetta.

Comment by Tex Lovera on April 29, 2022 7:37 am
She gets points for height and lack of tats/piercings, but her best-by date is upon her. Plus she communicates more clearly than Acommodatin’ Joe.

Also, tits!

Nice job, pupster!


Your model for todawas born December 27th, 1995 in The United Kingdom. She stands 5‘ 11” and measure34 – 26 – 37 and 115 lbs. Please welcomMiss Emily Deyt-Aysage.

Comment by Jimbro on June 3, 2022 6:03 am
I’m gobsmacked, truly a beautiful woman!

Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on June 3, 2022 6:05 am
Very nice!!!!!

Comment by Jimbro on June 3, 2022 6:08 am
How’d you hack Mare’s photo album Pupster?

Comment by MJ on June 3, 2022 8:01 am
10/10 would smash great smile.


Your model for today was born May 18th, 1998 in Prescott, Arizona. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 34 – 24 – 34 and 115 lbs. Please welcomMiss HannaPalmer.

Comment by Jimbro on June 10, 2022 5:46 am
Kudos to her plastic surgeon if those are fakies, they jiggle like the real thing

Comment by jam2 on June 10, 2022 8:31 am
Another amazing set of friday-fun-bags Pupster.

Comment by MJ on June 10, 2022 8:57 am
7/10 would smooooooosh

Comment by Pupster on June 10, 2022 9:31 am

Comment by MJ on June 10, 2022 9:34 am

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  1. Das Titten

  2. Ahem, die Titten.

  3. Ah, so it must be Friday.
    Good morning!

  4. I’m really torn whether to stick with voting for the skankiest model or the one that I think is the absolute winner of the whole contest.

  5. Titten to die for?

  6. I’m not justifying my vote today. I’m an American and I can vote for whoever I want. Or is it whomever?

  7. My knowledge of German grammar is hard-won and practically useless unless I want to read the last gasps of a dying culture, at least let me correct the conjugation of plurals.

  8. wakey wakey

  9. Leon – Pat and I are watching a Netflix thing that’s in German. It’s super highly rated, and it gives Pat time to work on his German.

    It’s called Dark. Mysterious, a little creepy. I know, netflix, but they learned when they went woke/they went broke so apparently have gotten better.

  10. Shut up groomer.

  11. I voted for the Brit. Not for boobs but for legs. And because she is the least skankish-appearing of the pack.

  12. I watched the first episode of Dark a long time ago and didn’t follow through to the rest of the series because I was studying Spanish so much at the time. Haven’t had Netflix since Cuties, though, so I won’t be seeing it without sailing the high seas.

  13. We watched the first episode then I went and read the reviews. They literally said it was one of the best series ever. I really enjoy the soundtrack. A perfect score/soundtrack just tops off a great series.


  14. “TL;DR – Delving too deep into any plot points would either confuse or spoil so I am going to do neither. But I implore any cerebral sci fi lover to watch the series at least once if you have not because of how good the storytelling is.

    It is downright confusing, slow burning and tricky for the most part but is transformed into an amazing piece of story telling through excellent character writing, perfect casting and believable performances. There is never a time when a character decision or character action would be doubted or confusing to you no matter how negative or positive.
    All of which add up to a thoroughly satisfying and complete watch.”

  15. I don’t doubt it’s good, almost certainly better than the trashy Messican telenovelas I was watching, I just don’t know if/when I’ll get to it.

  16. cerebral sci fi lover
    I’m out

    I prefer my entertainment at the sub-moron level

  17. “I prefer my entertainment at the sub-moron level”

    Well, that makes it easier. Your choices are endless.

  18. Tough choice today. Pup, Thanks for the hard work over the year bringing the boobs. Also I agree MJ’s 7 on number four is bullshit.

  19. This round’s vote comes down to a clash of BBF philosophies.

    I’m going with max boob in honor of our POTUS.

  20. twitter: VW protest update

    Yeah, it ended just as you thought it would.

  21. Pupster doesn’t love his lizards very much, they don’t have a pool

  22. I hear Hotspur got a ticket

  23. So far in this thread, besides the tits, we have Rachel Levine, VW protesters, and Dylan Cockuptheass.

    And it isn’t even noon.

  24. don’t forget the grammar police

  25. Elliot has spectacular ears.
    BBE material for sure.

  26. Oh yeah, the grammar police.

    And speaking of police, I have this on order. It is currently on a transport ship headed to Baltimore.

    0-60 in 4.6 seconds. *insert siren emoji here*

  27. German Grammar Police, no less. Polizei. Kommissars.

  28. is it electric?

  29. is it electric?



  30. I was reading this morning that Stacy Abrams’ latest tattoos are actually Plimsoll marks.

  31. Steve Bannon sentenced to 4 months in prison and a $6500 fine, for contempt of congress

  32. Congress is extremely contemptible.

  33. ever notice that things went south for Trump when he got rid of Bannon, and relied on Ivanka/Kushner?

  34. Warroom is nonetheless live and Steve is talking with Poso and the doc from the Trump cabinet who’s name escapes me at the moment.

  35. Peter Navarro, that’s the guy’s name.

    And yeah, Bannon’s exit was a bad omen. I don’t think you get the Abraham Accords without Kushner, but those really didn’t do me a whole lotta good.

  36. Contempt of Congress is a God-given right, not a crime. When this country finally falls apart it will happen so fast the entire planet will get shredded by the shrapnel.

  37. Sure hope none of the shrapnel hits congress. That would just be awful. The tragedy of it. So sad.

  38. TIL the Republican candidate for local rep is a hottie


    I’ve seen signs for Reagan Paul around and didn’t know anything about the candidate. Got a mailer today and discovered she’s a hottie

  39. I registered my truck this week and voted absentee since I was there and because she was a conservative gave her my vote without any knowledge that Reagan was, in fact, a woman. She’s the Anti-AOC

  40. Crap I gotta register my truck soon too.

  41. Got a mailer from my CU that the interest rate on my VISA card was getting jacked to 18% in January. I’ve paid interest I think twice in 30 years, so I don’t really care, but that’s like a 6% jump. They’re blaming the Fed rate hikes.

    Funny, my checking and money market accounts are both still <1% APY.

  42. Yeah, I’ve paid interest on y credit card twice. When I was an intern and when I moved for fellowship and both times were because of increased expenses with no money coming in from a paycheck. I pay mine off at least once or twice a month

  43. I haven’t carried a balance on a credit card in about 30 years.

    I charge everything I possibly can because 1. I get frequent flyer points, and 2. I get to use their money for up to 45 days free.

    I haven’t paid for an airline ticket in about the same length of time.

    The companies hate me.

  44. Yeah, I was moving during my divorce and the house hadn’t sold yet and I was laid off. I was only able to do a partial payment one month, I think I paid $20 in interest.

    One other time I just forgot entirely and paid a week late.

  45. So Fetterman is a candidate with a history of brain damage, he cannot speak, has his wife lead him around, has some bizarre growth on his neck and has never accomplished anything on his own in his life. How is he getting ANY votes?
    This whole political chapter is bizarre.

  46. Seems I pulled a groin muscle…somehow…in the past 24 hours.

    Hurts like a sumbitch. Going to be a short day it’s so distracting.

  47. Also I am a wuss, and my plans to move this weekend are now shot to hell, but y’all figured those out already.

  48. Dan took over the credit cards in 1991. He realized I was making minimum payments and we’d been paying for a San Diego vacation for 14 months.

  49. Mare, the same can be said of AOC and Stacy Abrams. They’ve never accomplished a fucking thing other than mugging for the camera, and yet, braindead democrats will gladly elect them.

  50. Brain dead democrats…BIRM

  51. Somber day in local news here. Today they had the funeral for our two police officers that were murdered. A dirtbag made a bogus 911 call and ambushed them.

    Thousands of cops from around the country have come here and these two deceased officers got quite an escort to the funeral. Throngs of motorcyle cops, etc.

    The police declined to allow our idiot criminal-supporting governor to speak at the funeral. Good for them.

    Surprised none of this is national news as far as I’ve heard.

  52. lumps, I only saw an article about 11 cops ambushed in the last two weeks. Half of all LEOs in 2022 were ambushed.

  53. 4 Years Ago Today

  54. God was watching out for Florida Man on that one, Jay.

    And I thank God for it everyday.

  55. We’ve been to FL 3 times since COVID 🐮💩. Plan was to be in the Redneck Riviera and FL panhandle this week. We changed plans after media projections for Hermine and Ian.

  56. Bummer, Oso, the Destin area has lovely beaches.

  57. I’ve heard. We’ve had multiple vacations ruined by Hurricanes and post Hurricane power outages. Kauai tropical storm only sucked for 2 days. Dan decided to walk coconut beaches with a flashlight to check it out. I’m freaking because coconut deaths/concussions is a thing. No power at hotel. He decided to drive to North Island to check out the storm damage.

  58. lumps, my GM had to have female surgery after the jabs and boosters. Heavy periods. Yadda Yadda Yadda. Her youngest daughter went into extreme anaphylactic shock after second shot. Oldest daughter works in the medical field. She’s had to take all jabs and boosts to keep her job. She’s refusing ALL vaccines for her baby. Lack of trust in the medical profession when it comes to vaccines.

  59. 70° at 6 PM on October 21. Not bad.

  60. I’m feeling this. Old school working at $15 without any incremental increases. New hires at $16. Can’t be bothered to work.

  61. Lack of trust in the medical profession when it comes to vaccines.

    Yeah, I had some respect for @JoeSilverman7 until today. He thinks you’re stupid if you believe the CDC vote this week means forcing the covid vax on your kids, sez the GOP is using the vax schedule as a political football (so?).

    If he finds this, he’ll probably block me. Oh well.

  62. The VW protestors want the company to ‘decarbonize’ the transportation sector.

    All these protestors, all they want is for other people to do what they tell them to do. People outside of business, without specialized knowledge, telling people in businesses, who understand those businesses, how to do their jobs better for the planet.

    Why don’t they fucking build their own motherfucking green car business and show them how it’s done? Why is the entirety of lefty protest movements about ordering the responsible people around, instead of becoming responsible people and creating what they want?

  63. Billboard Chris is smart. The video is blocked as adult content, a sneaky form of censorship by twitter, so he then posts the transcript as a thread. I’m assuming, because I couldn’t see the first tweet, that that is what happened.

  64. Why don’t they fucking build their own motherfucking green car business and show them how it’s done? Why is the entirety of lefty protest movements about ordering the responsible people around, instead of becoming responsible people and creating what they want?

    So true.

    Co-worker is Christian but bitches about The Chosen because Jesus has long hair. Apparently there’s some Bible verse about men not having long hair. I always thought Absalom was a warning about that, but whatever. There’s art in the catacombs with Jesus with at least shoulder-length hair. She gripes about other stuff, too; I figure she needs to get $10 million and make her own TV show.

  65. Men in that era mostly cut hair seasonally as I understand it. Short hair was otherwise cultural (Roman) or occupational. Fishermen and tektons weren’t helmet wearers.

  66. It Is Known that JC was a skinhead.

    We used to live near Panama City Beach. The sands of Florida’s panhandle are like sugar. I worked at the midway games at a small amusement park there one summer.

    The gal in Wendy’s new commercials is really cute. I used to flip burgers at Wendy’s in Panama City. I had to clean up a Bathroom Incident there once because I was The New Guy and nobody else would do it.

    Speaking of the State of Heroes, next year local Circle K convenience stores are planning to sell the Wacky Tobaccy.

    Also in other Florida News – it’s refreshing to live in a place where the grocery stores don’t lock up the laundry detergent or batteries.

  67. I just figure the final exam is not going to include “what did Jesus look like”.

  68. I tend to agree. I kinda hope he doesn’t look like the Divine Mercy portrait, though. I’ve always found that one a little unsettling.

  69. Which version of the Divine Mercy, the original or the one that actually was circulated in the U.S.?

    I’m putting my money on the Shroud of Turin.

  70. The one I see in tapestry form in a lot of parishes, I guess. Something about the facial expression is more “come hither” than “come to me and I will give you rest”.

  71. Speaking of “come hither”, I snickered at Twitchy conjecturing whether Biden sniffed Dylan or not.

  72. Original

    The one I think you’re talking about.

  73. love the Destin area, great beaches!

  74. 30k students at college, and no one will work for part of their tuition. But we need to pay their student debt?

  75. but us 50+ workers will continue providing the little dears their creature comforts

  76. Dogs enjoy rawhide playthings.

  77. So Fetterman is a candidate with a history of brain damage, he cannot speak, has his wife lead him around, has some bizarre growth on his neck and has never accomplished anything on his own in his life. How is he getting ANY votes?

    Sounds a lot like Presidential material, if the current employee is any indication.

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