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Oldest – It’s Not Your Mom This Time

She’s probly not the oldest slut dumpster known to modern man – records are as sketchy as her past tho.

She does know sperm however.

The oldest of which she cataloged back in the day.

The bundle of giant sperm was found in the storage organ of a female crustacean encased in amber.
Amber’s Collection circa 100 million years ago

The above bundle of giant sperm was found in the storage organ of a female crustacean encased in amber.

Ostracods Mating – possibly not safe for work if you’re a mussel.

Artist's reconstruction of the Cretaceous ostracod crustacean Myanmarcypris hui male (right) and female (left) during mating.
artist rendition of J. Ostracod Holmes and yep…. her
Ostracod crustaceans were entrapped in this tiny piece of Cretaceous amber found in Myanmar.
original film from the movie

MJ asked about the various types of sperm that he’s likely to encounter in his travels.

A general rundown for him is as follows:

Structure of the sperm, Structure of the Sperm The ...
A Sampling from Various Chordates

Structure of the Sperm

The spermatozoa in different animal groups display a wide variety of shapes and sizes but all share a. basic morphological plan. The sperm in most animals is devoid of any stored nutrient materials within itself and is capable of performing locomotion in fluid and semifluid media. The size of sperm from 0.02 mm (crocodile) to 2 mm (Balanoglossus – or Acorn Worm). The shape of the sperm is species specific. Structurally the sperm of different animals consist of a head, a middle piece and a tail.

Struktur Sperma ~ Ayo Kita Belajar Biologi
more from the bukake files of a muppet

For those interested in Organoleptic Assaying the following Site may be instructive:

Curious to know what semen smells like?

Sample Pyrus calleryana, an invasive pear tree species found throughout North America. It’s well-known as the “semen tree.” When it blooms large amounts of amines are released. These are the same chemicals found in body odor, fish, and, of course, semen. It’s odor is likened to that of semen.

The above linked Healthline site will give you a run-down of color changes and when to seek medical treatment for DDD (drippy dick disorder).

AAHHrite – stay tuned for the next installment of Fun with Your Mom – 13 Different Types of Vajayjay’s: All you wanted to know about different vagina types — shapes, sizes, and sex tricks.

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96 Comments

  1. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2021 5:43 am

    Comment by ChrisP on December 30, 2021 12:37 am

    The whole “Pandemic” was based on the RT PCR “TEST”, that was never a “test”. It was devised as a way to make a bunch of stuff out of a little bit of stuff. It was never ment to be a diagnostic. When they started using PCR, they had not isolated SARS-2, and so threw some guesses as to the RNA into the sequence. Because of thet, the RT-PCR “TEST” could not differentiate between influenza and SARS-2. Ergo, the Flue dissapeared and “Covid” became a “PANDEMIC”. The whole thing was a lie. Early treatment was suppresed because Fauci was a vaccine worshipper, as he was with AIDS. How did that work out? Now it looks like 90% of the folks that died of Covid were older than the normal death age and had three, or more comorbities. The CDC suppressed the overall death rate in the USA because there was none. The FLU disappeared because they were looking for COVID and the PCR test could not tell the difference.
    Now we have ‘OMICRON’, which is a cold that will immunize you against SARS-2. You shouls still rush out and get your children immunized against COVID!
    This is such a load of crap to hide the fact that they want to get the “VACCINE” into you, your kin, and your children, that I really want to know “WHY”. Why is it so important that they get this concotion into everyone, as it does not keep you from getting or spreading it. It does not keep you from dying. But it is important that we ALL get it, why?
    ————
    Useful description of the dilemma we face and it bears repeating, thanks Chrispy

  2. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2021 5:45 am

    Sample Pyrus calleryana, an invasive pear tree species found throughout North America. It’s well-known as the “semen tree.” When it blooms large amounts of amines are released. These are the same chemicals found in body odor, fish, and, of course, semen. It’s odor is likened to that of semen.
    ———
    AKA “The money shot”

  3. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2021 6:00 am

    All you wanted to know about different vagina types — shapes, sizes, and sex tricks.
    ———-
    Worst trick ever

    https://tinyurl.com/2p8z7mw3

  4. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2021 6:15 am

    This is why America is losing ground to the Asians

    https://laughingsquid.com/acrobat-climbs-steps-with-brother-balanced-on-head/

    Dammit, we invented steps! We should be walking everywhere with people balanced on our heads to outdo them. Two can play at that game!

  5. Comment by Pupster on December 30, 2021 7:04 am

    Morning Jimbro. Extra sprinkles, right?

    https://is.gd/EZPPc2

    (Imgur video)

  6. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2021 7:30 am

    Heh, jackpot!

  7. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2021 7:40 am

    Panic this morning. Nova’s drug patch fell off. i was honestly jut thinking about taking it off, it makes me nervous. But I couldn’t find it, so panic

    Finally found it. YEA!!!

  8. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2021 7:41 am

    wakey wakey

  9. Comment by Pupster on December 30, 2021 7:49 am

    How’s she doing?

  10. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2021 7:52 am

    She’s doing good. Eating well. Sleeping a lot – understandable. Velcro dog outside – I think she’s afraid of outside now.

  11. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2021 8:13 am

    You can buy 90% sexed semen for most commercially popular cattle breeds.

    The boys don’t even get to be conceived anymore a lot of the time.

  12. Comment by scott on December 30, 2021 8:27 am

    Helper just tested negative.

    Death watch is cancelled.

  13. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2021 8:55 am

    I think she’s afraid of outside now.

    There’s a lot of that going around. Glad she’s recovering.

  14. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2021 9:48 am

    not safe for work if you’re a mussel

    This made me snortle in my underoos.

  15. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2021 9:49 am

    Death watch is cancelled.

    Yay!

  16. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2021 9:57 am

    One of the folks we had Christmas dinner with tested positive on Sunday, then another tested positive yesterday. The hostess texted me, and apologized for turning Christmas into a “super spreader event”. (She’s one of our very few conservative friends, and a real sweetheart.)

    I responded, “I would have come anyway even if I’d known.”

  17. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2021 9:59 am

    We watched the 1966 Batman movie last night, and I was struck when the British ambassador said “Her Majesty’s government…” that 55 years later, Britain still has the same queen.

  18. Comment by mare on December 30, 2021 10:07 am

    I really don’t get it, who cares if people tested positive for something similar to a cold?

  19. Comment by mare on December 30, 2021 10:07 am

    Are we really going to be quarantining for a cold? FFS, we have to stop the nonsense.

  20. Comment by mare on December 30, 2021 10:09 am

    Oh, and the tests are shit. Dr. McCullough said there is about a 94% false positive.

    That’s why everyone is “asymptomatic.” In other words, they don’t have shit.

  21. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2021 10:14 am

    Mare, yes, we’re going to be quarantining for a cold. It’s stupid to close the schools again but have meals for students…at the schools.

    Palate cleanser

  22. Comment by mare on December 30, 2021 10:21 am

    GTF out of New York.

  23. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2021 10:40 am

    I think ace alluded to this a few days ago. People don’t trust government sources because they lie continuously for political gain.

    They do it no matter the situation, no matter the harm.

    If you trust what you’re hearing about covid, you’re the product. You’re the person that’s being targeted to sell the lie.

  24. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2021 10:41 am

    HotBride is getting tested as we speak, or put more accurately, she’s in line to get tested.

    My response: “It’s outside in a fucking tent? I know you’re doing this for a noble reason, but I’d rather you didn’t see your sister and Lily than to have to participate in this kabuki.”

    Our niece Lily, lives in Tokyo, and can’t get back home from the holidays if she is in contact with anyone with covid.

  25. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2021 10:41 am

    And a lot of the problem are the older liberals. They believe the democrat party is for the working class – which hasn’t been true in at least my adult life.

    They question authority until they obtained it. Now they parrot 90+% of what the government tells them, no matter how ridiculous.

  26. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2021 10:43 am

    Christmas carol where the bass drops into the basement.

  27. Comment by MJ on December 30, 2021 10:50 am

    The democrat party is actually a coalition of the wealthy and protected minority groups.

    Their legislative priorities are aimed squarely at emotionally benefitting minorities without changing outcomes and increasing wealth of the already wealthy.

    SALT tax elimination will increase take home pay of top earners significantly. It’s their top priority, period.

    Immigration reform benefits the wealthy.

    Protecting education monopolies helps to lock in generational poverty and keep black kids out of white schools.

    Healthcare reform creates a two tier system that allows wealthy people to grift from the working class.

    College loan forgiveness transfers wealth directly from working class Americans to high earners.

    There isn’t a policy they support that doesn’t benefit wealthy people, often behind a fig leaf of fake morality.

  28. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2021 10:54 am

    They question authority until they obtained it.

    That is succinct and profound. I am going to start repeating it to my liberal friends.

  29. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2021 11:12 am

    There isn’t a policy they support that doesn’t benefit wealthy people, often behind a fig leaf of fake morality.

    This is pretty much how socialism always plays out.

  30. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2021 11:43 am

    LOL She’s still in line – three cars ahead of her. Some cars have four people being tested.

  31. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2021 11:54 am

    Question: What protects you from the people who are doing the testing?

  32. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2021 12:02 pm

    Geoffrey M. Perkins:
    It’s outside in a fucking tent?
    AAALesley Perkins:
    yes
    two lines – some entrepreneurial doctor is making a mint
    Geoffrey M. Perkins:
    I know you’re doing this for a noble reason, but I’d rather you didn’t see your sister and Lily than to have to participate in this kabuki.
    AAALesley Perkins:
    I know but I actually do want to know for my own curiosity too
    Geoffrey M. Perkins:
    Okay, well, hope you don’t run out of gas.
    AAALesley Perkins:
    haha – I know someone who would rescue me from my stupidity though
    I’m falling asleep at the wheel
    Geoffrey M. Perkins:
    Status?
    AAALesley Perkins:
    three in front of me
    Geoffrey M. Perkins:
    So if you’re positive I can’t come home tonight?
    AAALesley Perkins:
    right – you’ll have to sleep at the office
    Geoffrey M. Perkins:
    Like I do during the day normally?
    AAALesley Perkins:
    some cars have four people getting tested hence the delay
    Geoffrey M. Perkins:
    What protects you from the people who are doing the testing?
    AAALesley Perkins:
    they are covered in gloves face masks see through shields and aprons
    Geoffrey M. Perkins:
    No, that’s what is protecting them from YOU.
    AAALesley Perkins:
    it’s not organized – they are walking up to cars with names but no system that I can see
    Geoffrey M. Perkins:
    LOL Sorry. This is just too ridiculous to contemplate.

  33. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2021 12:41 pm

    Just another day in Minnesota

    https://rumble.com/vrm9cm-snowmobile-crashes-into-garage-moments-after-owners-leave.html

    Frickin’ snowbillies!

  34. Comment by Mitch on December 30, 2021 12:55 pm

    Well I’ve come down with something – cloggy chest, sore throat, general feeling of blah. On the plus side, I have the awesome Movie Trailer Guy Voice. IN A WORLD FULL OF DANGERRRRR! ONE MAN FIGHTS TO SURVIVE!

  35. Comment by Pupster on December 30, 2021 1:21 pm

    https://is.gd/This_could_be_us_but_u_playin

    (Imgur video)

  36. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2021 2:41 pm

    **diverts big pot of chicken and rice soup from W’s to Mitch**

  37. Comment by ChrisP on December 30, 2021 2:52 pm

    So, the RT-PCR test is dead and the “Lateral Flow Membrane Test for COVID-19” is alive. Our tax dollars are paying to set up production facilities for it:

    “MilliporeSigma Corp., Burlington, Massachusetts; and Sheboygan, Wisconsin, has been awarded a $136,695,430 definitive contract to establish domestic production capacity of lateral flow membranes for COVID-19 testing and future rapid diagnostic needs. This contract provides for the increased production capacity of lateral flow membranes to support more than 83.3 million monthly (one billion annually) rapid diagnostic tests. Work will be performed in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, and is expected to be completed by Jan. 31, 2025. This award is the result of a competitive acquisition and one offer was received. Fiscal 2022 America Rescue Plan Act funds in the amount of $136,695,430 are being obligated at the time of award. Air Force Life Cycle Management Center, Robins Air Force Base, Warner Robins, Georgia, is the contracting activity (FA8528-22-C-0001).”

  38. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2021 2:55 pm

    This award is the result of a competitive acquisition and one offer was received. Fiscal 2022 America Rescue Plan Act funds in the amount of $136,695,430 are being obligated at the time of award.

    Not a smidgeon of corruption.

  39. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2021 2:58 pm

    Pretty sure Millipore is owned by Merck.

  40. Comment by Mitch on December 30, 2021 3:02 pm

    Ah thank you Roamy. I need more coffee too but I have a cat laying on me.

  41. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2021 3:16 pm

    Welp, RIP Mitch, death by feline entrapment.

  42. Comment by lumps on December 30, 2021 3:17 pm

    **diverts big pot of chicken and rice soup from W’s to Mitch**

    didn’ even get one bowl…this some bullshit

  43. Comment by Mitch on December 30, 2021 3:23 pm

    *Squirts steam of hot soup through USB port to lumps*

  44. Comment by Mitch on December 30, 2021 3:29 pm

    Found on imgur: “The U.S. isn’t really a country, it’s just four corporations in a trench coat.” Ha.

  45. Comment by ChrisP on December 30, 2021 3:35 pm

    Roamy,
    You are correct about Merck. We have to keep it all in “The Family”, after all…

  46. Comment by Brother Tim on December 30, 2021 3:38 pm

    That many?

  47. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2021 3:53 pm

    Another whirlwind day here.l

  48. Comment by Hotspur on December 30, 2021 3:59 pm

    Yesterday was a whirlwind day for me. I drove to Cincinnati and back to get my new kayak.

    It was a fun trip. I had to do it alone because HotBride has some bug. She finds out tomorrow if it is chyna flu.

  49. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2021 4:04 pm

    I’ve got two more days of this …

    can’t wait for it to all end.

  50. Comment by lumps on December 30, 2021 4:23 pm

    *screams*

  51. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2021 4:25 pm

    Took Nova outside. She seems exhausted. Stella was irritating the entire time. Nose poked her abdomen and was probably a sore spot.

    So nova will be probably napping again for a while.

  52. Comment by Car in on December 30, 2021 4:27 pm

    Cone of shame back on – saw her licking her paw (she has a staple there too ).

  53. Comment by lumps on December 30, 2021 4:31 pm

    https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1476327661618225153.html

  54. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2021 4:34 pm

    Millipore brings back unpleasant memories of my year between college and med school of working in a research lab at BU med school. Among my many duties was weekly maintenance of the water filtration unit, the “Millipore”. It was pretty mindless which was the reason it was assigned to the newbie.

    At Christmas the whole school shut down for a week which I found out about 3 days before the week. Anyway, I was told to clean the Millipore because we were going to shut down for the week. I cleaned it and turned it off.

    When I came in 8 days later everyone was giving me the side eye until finally the post-doc in the lab told me I ruined the Millipore because it was never supposed to be shut down for more than the time to clean it.

    Eh, it was probably only a $60,000 machine anyway, take it easy! They got it up and running again after a service call from Millipore. Stupid clean water

  55. Comment by Mitch on December 30, 2021 4:47 pm

    That’s so sad about the American Chestnut trees. Victims of yet another disease out of China.

  56. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2021 4:51 pm

    https://acf.org/science-strategies/tree-breeding/

  57. Comment by osoloco11 on December 30, 2021 5:15 pm

    Fire in CO is horrific. Gabe pissing people off on Twitter over Waukesha.

  58. Comment by Mitch on December 30, 2021 5:49 pm

    Matrix Regurgitations lost 200 million. There will be no more. Wachowskis only had that one really good movie in them.

  59. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2021 6:06 pm

    I’m pretty sure the world could do just fine with a total embargo and blockade of China for a century or two.

  60. Comment by ChrisP on December 30, 2021 6:33 pm

    Probably have to up our game on Lithium and magnesium production, amoung other things…

  61. Comment by mare on December 30, 2021 6:40 pm

    I don’t watch news so I sincerely don’t get why people are getting tested. Is it to find out if you’ll have immunity?

    Stay away from Florida, because if I test positive I’m doing exactly what I usually do. If you’re “vulnerable” stay home.

  62. Comment by scott on December 30, 2021 6:44 pm

    Me yesterday……” I am off to infect everyone at FedEx.”

  63. Comment by Mitchell on December 30, 2021 6:45 pm

    J.K. Rowling easily won Guardian’s poll for Person of the Year. They deleted the poll.

  64. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 30, 2021 6:47 pm

    Lithium is mostly from Bolivia, iirc, and we only need so much because of green commies. We’d manage.

  65. Comment by Pupster on December 30, 2021 7:20 pm

    https://is.gd/bstOfd

    (Imgur video with sound)

  66. Comment by osoloco11 on December 30, 2021 7:36 pm

    I alerted a friend to the H2, because of Sobeks’ music posts. I asked him not to read the comments. I should’ve alerted him to not reading posts that aren’t Sobek.

  67. Comment by lumps on December 30, 2021 7:58 pm

    Thanks a lot, Oso, see you in Camps.

  68. Comment by Pupster on December 30, 2021 8:10 pm

    https://is.gd/gX4Xst

    (Imgur video with sound)

  69. Comment by osoloco11 on December 30, 2021 8:14 pm

    He really enjoys the Sobek music posts. He’s a recent converso to Catholicism. He downloaded the WalMart CRT and shared it on social media. Lumps is right. We’re all going to camps. Sorry.

  70. Comment by Mitchell on December 30, 2021 8:35 pm

    Lumps is right. We’re all going to camps.
    Yay! Camping!

  71. Comment by geoff on December 30, 2021 8:36 pm

    Fire in CO is horrific.

    When you visited my house you were about a mile and half from the fires (at this point – we’ll see how close they get before the snow comes).

  72. Comment by Jimbro on December 30, 2021 8:41 pm

    That ice machine video made me remember an ice company in the city I grew up in. They had a machine on the back wall, old school low tech, 3 quarters got you either a block of ice or a bag of cubes. We would actively debate the merits of blocks versus cubes as we drank our beers in the woods around the fire.

  73. Comment by osoloco11 on December 30, 2021 8:57 pm

    Geoff, prayers up. Dan’s family plot is in Wheatridge.

  74. Comment by geoff on December 30, 2021 9:47 pm

    I’ve moved – I’m up in Fort Collins now. In March, BTW, I’m moving to Texas. Hopefully the last move I ever make.

  75. Comment by Mitchell on December 30, 2021 10:05 pm

    Texas! Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican squirrel!

  76. Comment by Mitchell on December 30, 2021 10:12 pm

    Dad & I are leaving Las Vegas this spring to move to Florida.

    Oh give me a home where Florida Man roams,
    Where the bugs and the gaters all play!
    Where never is heard “Put a mask on you dang turd!”
    And the water isn’t going away!

    Home, home in the swamp!
    Where the ‘skeeters and geezers all romp.
    Where always are seen landscapes obscene green
    And the desert is two thousand miles away!

  77. Comment by Sobek on December 30, 2021 10:13 pm

    Oso, Im glad your friend enjoys the posts. That makes me feel happy. I skip the Monday, Wednesday and Friday posts and get straight to the comments because you weirdos make me smile.

  78. Comment by geoff on December 30, 2021 10:14 pm

    I look at the Friday posts twice to make up for Sobek.

  79. Comment by Sobek on December 30, 2021 10:15 pm

    But the meme days are part of what gets me through the week.

  80. Comment by Sobek on December 30, 2021 10:16 pm

    Geoff is a hero.

    Whereparts in Texas? Don’t say Austin or I’ll laugh at you.

  81. Comment by geoff on December 30, 2021 10:24 pm

    Rockport, near Corpus Christi.

  82. Comment by Sobek on December 30, 2021 10:45 pm

    That place looks like party-and-occasional-hurricane central. Hope you enjoy it.

  83. Comment by geoff on December 30, 2021 10:56 pm

    Me too. A little nervous since I couldn’t visit there before I bought a place (wife doesn’t travel well anymore). But I think it’ll work out. And I won’t have to watch Colorado decline into Californiaism.

  84. Comment by Sobek on December 30, 2021 10:59 pm

    Colorado is a heart breaker. Nevada, too. I’m hanging out an the LV airport at the moment, thinking how wonderful a state this was, but I don’t see it changing direction for the better.

  85. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2021 11:04 pm

    https://pierrekory.substack.com/p/hospitalized-covid-19-patients-are-539?r=iutjw

    Good use of steroids.

  86. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2021 11:17 pm

    Is it really that bad out there that someone would pay $150 for a used washer that doesn’t work?

  87. Comment by ChrisP on December 30, 2021 11:40 pm

    So, the FAA ignores its own rules about ‘DO NOT Issue Medical Certificates to pilots taking any medication approved for less that one year, or, in thes case, not approver but used under EUA. According to the existing rules, no vaxxed airline pilot should have a medical certificate, nor should any commercial or private pilot who is vaxxed.

    https://fox26newshenry.com/2021/12/30/faa-dangerously-ignores-its-own-guidelines/

  88. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 30, 2021 11:48 pm

    One of my now-retired co-workers carves space shuttles out of different kinds of wood, and most of his models have some 200-year-old chestnut. He tried to describe the smell of the sawdust to me and how it differs from cedar, oak, and pine.

  89. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on December 31, 2021 12:22 am

    Got home today around 4:00 pm (been gone since Dec. 19th).

    Had to put dog to sleep – her back legs weren’t working, and when we got to the vet, an x-ray showed a mass in her abdominal area. Got home from that around 9:30 pm.

    Luggage is going to have to wait until tomorrow – we are bushed.

  90. Comment by Sobek on December 31, 2021 12:25 am

    I’m sorry for your loss, TiFW. Poor little pooch.

    Roamy, I’m not sure why but reading about the guy who carves shuttles made me happy.

  91. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on December 31, 2021 12:50 am

    Sobek

    https://www.woodworkersjournal.com/scott-phillips-launched-space-shuttle-models/

    They are fantastic works of art.

    (((HUGS ))) TiFW

  92. Comment by Sobek on December 31, 2021 1:33 am

    Those really are amazing, Roamy, thanks for sharing that. I’ve done a little carving, but nothing so pretty, elaborate or meaningful.

  93. Comment by leoncaruthers on December 31, 2021 2:16 am

    Sympathies, Teresa. That’s how our last cat passed.

    Sheep #2 in freezer. Wife says she’s a vegetarian now after seeing me use the bone saw.

  94. Comment by Jay in Ames on December 31, 2021 2:37 am

    aww. sorry to hear about the dog, TiFW

  95. Comment by Sean M. on December 31, 2021 4:09 am

    Don’t empty refuse prematurely.

  96. Comment by Senor Pendejo on December 31, 2021 5:12 am

    Solid advice. Advice regarding solids. Whatever.


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