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Artistry – POS Mardi Gras Edition

Remember when Chumpo used to post really interesting things about art? This isn’t it –

So Your Boyfriend BO & Your Girlfriend Mooshel had their pictures done; no offense to the skanky (insert Hotspur word)/ wenches that did them, but DAAAAAAMMMMMn!

So I tried my hand at a truly befitting preznitz-dental portrait :

I think it captures the essence of the oblah-blah years.

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February 13, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, amazing post, Belly Button Micro Penis, Birfday, Birthday Beat Down, birthday beating for bro-cav, Bowel Prep, butt-pokey blues, CRUNK JUICE!!!, Federal Witness Protection Program, foreskin, Genital Itch, groomin' your shroom, grope em if you got em, Hosefuckers, i'm zero indians, Just Another Fucking Category, Kenya, mardi gras groping, Marez-ee-dotes, Moist, monkey love, mons of Marmota monax, no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, Oso made me do it!!!!, presidential portrait - poon in ivy, pruritus ani, slut, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, the old ass-hair combover trick, this post stinks, Tuesday, vagine, Where's Cyn?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany, yo!, you might be gay if you like this, Your mom sends her love . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 169 Comments

MMM 311: Just the goods

I managed to get behind on work over the weekend, so today will be quick.

Looks warm there.

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February 12, 2018
Categories: #DeepanalBumpParty, 10/10 Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, homophobe, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, redhead, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, Snake Juice, Snake juice guzzler, YOU WISH, You're gonna love my nuts, Your dad likes this, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 249 Comments

Weekend funnies

Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
I am told the Hebrew basically says I had sex with your mother.

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February 10, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, right wing rethuglican, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 317 Comments

BBF

Hello brave puppers, and welcome aboard Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today is a Cosplayer from Ft. Worth, TX. Please sit back and welcome Miss Bunny Ayumi!

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February 9, 2018
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, And Now Another Poat by Pupster, asshole, Barack Obama, BBF, Beaver Button, Birthday Cake, police involvement, POON!, pron, quesadillas, Rub meat, Say "What" Again, She-Meat, slut, Snake, starfish, Suck It., Superblood, Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, those are some big boobs, TITS, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, You're gonna love my nuts, zero fucks . Tags: A high roller baby, She is, She's a roller . Author: Pupster . Comments: 171 Comments

Watermelon Douche Chills

Gather round my friends and lend an ear, there’s a tale needs to be told. This is the abridged version. For the complete story you’ll need to pony up 50 cent to my publisher.

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You see, there was once a man, so big he shook the ground with each mighty step. For a snack he’d eat an entire ox and pick the gristle from his big-as-a-surfboard teeth with the ox horns.

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February 8, 2018
Categories: #H2, but not the good kind, butt-pokey blues, CAIR, Cheese Log Guzzler, dicking bimbos, Emily's Dull Affect, Headless Whoresman, Helen Thomas's Scrotum, Help me Regis, Lactation, Make Him Stop - everybody probably, Moon Pie Smash, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, Nice Melons, North American Goat Love Association, Oprah's Chocolate Starfish, Oprah's Slut Club, Pre-Law, pruritus ani, Rule 34, She-Meat, Sherwin Fucking Williams, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Where's Cyn?, You People Make Me Sick, Your mom sends her love, your mom's cooter, Your Welcome Hotspur . . Author: Jimbro . Comments: 156 Comments

Good morning, and welcome to the 2018 Winter Olympics edition of Hunky Hump Day. Let’s get started.

The Olympics start on Friday. So who’s ready for the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat?
Hockey captain Brian Gionta.

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February 7, 2018
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Space pens, STFU, Where's Cyn?, Your mom likes this . Tags: USA!USA!USA! . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 247 Comments

Tuesday Detention – POS Slips

Taking bets on who in this chat room spent the most amount of time in detention – the first one to say “never” is a filthy liar (or was a late bloomer).

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February 6, 2018
Categories: #H2, #Problematic, American Hero, As Little as Possible, asshat anonymous, asshole, BroCav wants one of you lame bastigae to create a recipe category - i see nothing good coming of that - but who am i to criticize the genius of the ppl around this chat room: salt to taste, butt-pokey blues, Don't Make Me Kill You, Fart! Fart! Don't be a Shart!, Follically challenged, foreskin, Fourth Grade, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Genital Itch, I'm not judging you, just another jimbroglio, lazy bastards anonymous, Like you know how to read., no wait ---- a TRULY Amazing Post, nose nuggets, Oso made me do it!!!!, oy!!, pruritus ani, Stop Trying To Make TuesD'AWWW Happen, supersonic faggotronic, Where's Cyn?, Where's MJ?, Where's Thor?, who's turn is it to grope Cyn, wisermeany . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 228 Comments

MMM 310: Shovelling in the dark

That’s what you do when you get 6″ of snow but have solo custody of a very small child the next day and you know you have to be able to drive to the store at some point. Did that for just over an hour tonight (I’m writing Sunday night because I have to get up with the toddler in the morning for day 3). Tired. Time to put the pics in the post and then kill zombies for a while.

Her booty is well labelled.