Saturday funnies 12-11-21

Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
Santa, I don’t feel so good.

2021 BBF Champion Victory Lap

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday, Champion’s Victory Lap

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Your model for today was born October 24th, 1996 in Paso Robles, California.  She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 38 – 25– 36 and 138 lbs.  Please throw a rope to Miss Jessica Bartlett.

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Restless Anal Syndrome

Yep – you got it….

HHD 12-08-21

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Let’s get started.

Just because.

Love Meme Anyway

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Happy December, happy Advent.

I think this is Christmas, so it’s timely.

Rock Around the Croc: The Classical Era (Still)

It’s actually super intimidating to try to start writing about the Classical era, or the Viennese High Classical Style. As I mentioned last week, the three towering figures of the Classical era were Haydn, Mozart and Beethoven (the latter two of whom studied under “Papa Haydn”). Haydn alone wrote 106 symphonies, thanks to the patronage he enjoyed as composer to the wealthy Esterazy family, the greatest landowner family in the Habsburg Empire. Mozart may have written about 41 symphonies, but it’s hard to get a firm number on that because he also re-worked or added to some symphonies by other composers, and after his death numerous spurious works appeared with his name on them. And that’s just the symphonies – add in the string quartets, solo concerti, operas, sonatas and musical works of any other description, and you can see you will never exhaust the music of these three men, let alone the rest of the Classical era. Hence my problem – where to start?

Let’s start with some music. Here’s Haydn’s Trumpet concerto in E-flat major:

Rememeial

Alright, fuckers…. One last chance….

Okay, some people seem bothered by the fact that this place will cease to be in just a few short hours.

So here’s your chance to save it, if you feel so inclined.  One final joke thread that might provide me with enough reason to reconsider my decision. If the H2 were not deleted, besides recipes, weather, exercise, diets, injury updates, prayers for sick and/or dying cousin’s brother’s sister’s nephew’s mother-in-law’s florist’s daughter’s friend’s pet guppies, Rosetta’s bulbous head, mare’s fat-ass, Cuffy’s goat milking a dog (or the other way around), Andy’s latest gun, Scott’s latest stump, MCPO’s golf scores, Laura’s tomatoes, Pupster’s gifs, count’s latest bar victim, Brewfan’s Packers, Aggie’s machetes, Eddie’s gutters, Leon’s muscular tranny obsession, Osoloco’s boobs (okay, I never really have a problem with that subject), Clintbird’s eyeballs, Jewstin’s latest boy-toy (HI, GABE!), Rich’s change-making ass, beasn’s poop pellet count, MJ’s height, Car In’s tight buns, Compos’ anal incontinence, ChrisP’s … ummmm… crispiness, the names of PJ’s kids and/or goats (always get them confused), my devastatingly good looks, Geoff’s Anime collection, Xbrad’s latest OMG SQUEEE FAVORITE TEEN DRAMA EVAH!!!, the fact that Jay in Ames does in fact, live in Ames, Tushar’s anchor babies, VMax getting stuck in the spam bucket, AgileDog’s dogs, Pirata’s Viator,  the length of Shim’s hair, Diet Dr. Pepper, Pendejo Grande’s big asshole, Dave’s inability to stand anyway near a body of water without somehow ending up in it, Revvy’s unbearable cuteness, West’s anger issues, WPDunn’s Hostagette obsession, TGSG’s tourettes, Hotspur’s drinking problem (Seriously?  Chardonnay?), BiW’s inability to write less than 15,000 words in a single sitting, Roamy’s FemDom-ism, Cyn’s Sarah Palin obsession, Lipstick’s feet, Ghee’s latest step towards inevitably coming out of the closet, sohos’ leg’s latest misadventure, Michael’s predilection for dildos, TiF’s gluten tolerance level, or boobs, what topics will we be discussing most often? Bring the funny.  This may be your last chance.

Friday Discussion Poat!

Keeping BBF pinned to the top for today, I’ll try and remember to change it tomorrow late afternoon. Meanwhile, enjoy commenting! Yes, I know these are dated memes, deal with it! Think of it as a clearance post, half price!