August | 2023 | Laughing at Canada since March 2009

MMM 557

It’s already Monday? Man, time flies.

That zipper is working hard and may stop at any moment.

August 21, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, homophobe, I'm Glad You're Not Dead, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, rape culture, robust hindquarters, Shark Week, She-Meat, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You People Make Me Sick, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom LOVES my snake juice . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 84 Comments

Rock Around the Croc: More Music Theory and the Dorian Mode

Happy Sunday, you charming, hand-dipped chocolate-dipped strawberries, and welcome to Rock Around the Croc, a weekly series in which I sometimes wait until Saturday afternoon to start panicking about what to write. I’m your host Sobek, and I can name all the capital cities in Europe. Are you ready?

No?

Okay, I’ll wait a moment while you compose yourself.

*taps foot*

Now?

Okay good. Let’s listen to some music.

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August 20, 2023
Categories: Seriously I don’t know what is wrong with you but I bet it is hard to pronounce. . . Author: Sobek . Comments: 64 Comments

But for Meme and My House

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August 19, 2023
Categories: amazing post, Bacon Strips, Cheese Ball, Fuck the GOP, Hoggers Anonymous, show me your tits, Things that really matter, Weekend Memes, whatever . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 86 Comments

BBF

Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born May 14th, 2000 in Chatham, Ontario, Canada. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 38 – 25 – 26 and 120 lbs. Please welcome Miss Mikayla Demaiter.

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August 18, 2023
Categories: #Championshiplevelboobs, amazing post, ann coulter, At least we're not Ontario, BBF, Beer Tree Farm, Chapeau, Drinking heavily, duck face, Fake Butt Accurate, fishy, flowering flower, Fuck Overtime I'm on Salary, Fuck you Georgia, FUCK YOU ICE, Fuck you Stacey Abrams, Fucking Wagon, GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!, Huge Musical Breadth, It's Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers, Magic Hat, mesadick, Microvag, Off-Putting Whang, Old Person, Oops., playing Hide the Salmon, Pudding-Off What?, rhymes with "your mom", Sean is teh awesome, Sorry. . . Author: Pupster . Comments: 121 Comments

Ratatouille

not a fan

cuz

Eggplant – is teh fruit of the debble

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August 17, 2023
Categories: Luckiest Dog Alive, Seriously I don’t know what is wrong with you but I bet it is hard to pronounce. . . Author: jam2 . Comments: 91 Comments

HHD 08-16-23

Good morning, and welcome to today’s edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Today’s music is a blast from the past.

Now for the hunks.
Birthday boy Peter Hermann.

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August 16, 2023
Categories: 10/10 Would Smash, 4/10 Would Still Smash, 7 of 9 fucks not given, 90 seconds you'll never get back, As Little as Possible, BANGLAR COFFEE, BANGLAR KING KONG!!, beefcake, Cheese Ball, Good Stupid, grope em if you got em, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, I Will Kick Your Ass, LOVE SALT!!!, Muddle My Mint, Oso made me do it!!!!, redhead, Redhead Bonus Points, Redheaded Dumpster Fire, rhymes with "your mom", Say "What" Again, shut your whore mouth, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this . Tags: redhead for XBrad . Author: roamingfirehydrant . Comments: 88 Comments

Blue Memes and a Rosary

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August 15, 2023
Categories: BANGLAR BIRTHDAY!!, Birthday Beat Down, Birthday Cake, Blue Man Group, butt-pokey blues, Neil Freakin' Diamond, Rosetta Likes This, sissymaryrosettacunt, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card . . Author: Jay in Ames . Comments: 103 Comments

MMM 556

Good morning. Two weeks of solo dad start today.

Brasil’s largest export is meat, iirc.

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August 14, 2023
Categories: 5/10 Would Either Smash or Not, 9/10 Dentists Would Smash, As Little as Possible, barely passable trannies, Beauty Personified, i hope she cleaned the dress, misogyny, motorboating done wrong, motorboating the brown-ringed zero, POON!, pron, racist, robust hindquarters, She-Meat, transphobe, you might be gay if you like this, You're gonna love my nuts, Your mom likes this . . Author: leoncaruthers . Comments: 97 Comments

Rock Around the Croc: Philip Glass

Happy Sunday. The days fly by on the wings of eagles, so with every step towards the weekend I think, “I still have plenty of time to write a post,” and then it’s suddenly Saturday and the deadline is looming. Not that I’m starting from scratch. I listen to music all the time, and I think about what I’m listening to, and those ideas are sometimes the germs for future posts. But finding enough time to sit, relax, think, compose – well, therein lies the challenge.

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August 13, 2023
Categories: Seriously I don’t know what is wrong with you but I bet it is hard to pronounce. . . Author: Sobek . Comments: 84 Comments