Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born November 30th, 1994 in the Russian Federation. She likes hiking, annexing the Crimea, long soaks in the tub, and wearing pretty underwears. She stands 5‘ 8″ and measures 41 – 27 – 39 and 140 lbs. Please buy a drink or two for Miss Anastasia Gorbunova AKA Lady Gorbunova / Анастасия Горбунова.
March 24, 2023
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009
White Russian! I’ll drink that drink all day….as long as she’s not corresponding with China!
Nice job Pupster, and thanks JAM2!!!!
Holy Mammary Glands!
Good morning, domestic terrorists.
What crimes against the kremlin could a young monkey do with that?!
Nice job Pup!
annexing the Crimea
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I’d enjoy access to her warm water port regions
140….
I think I’ve featured today’s band/song before, but I didn’t remember it was just two dudes, guitar and drums. Around 1:45 they kick it into a wall of sound that is pretty impressive.
The “Friday” gif might be the best one I’ve ever made.
She’s kinda leaning into the Rosetta group of watermelon-havers. Just a few more pounds of blubber and she’ll clinch it.
As soon as I saw her approaching head in the pool I knew where the Friday gif was going and it did not disappoint me
I would bet on this one being a pretty high seed in the BBF tournament. She looks better with curly hair and a smile.
**thumbs up on the model gif for me**
https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/court-blocks-bidens-vaccine-mandate-for-us-federal-workers/
I wonder if Brandon will persist and take this to the Supreme Court. It wouldn’t surprise me.
Wakey wakey
There was aurora sighting about 20 miles North of me last night. /sad face
She’s got a Maryann vibe.
She’s really something. And by something I mean huge boobs.
https://alexberenson.substack.com/p/urgent-bill-gates-the-worlds-most
Lumps, I had an IV on the back of my left hand, it’s got a big knot and is painful to move or touch, all the way back to my wrist. I thought it would have cleared up by now. Any advice?
That shouldn’t be. Does it feel hot? Report it to the doc.
Phlebitis
Doomed. Save us Xi. https://www.foxnews.com/media/pentagon-doctors-claim-7-year-olds-can-make-decisions-injected-hormones-puberty-suppressants
I hope she’s a nice Orthodox girl and finds a good husband and makes many fine babies with him, and that’s he’s very, very grateful.
They should probably check you for a thrombus there too.
https://elispot.biz/about-all/symptoms-of-phlebitis-at-iv-site-symptoms-signs-causes-treatment-management.html
Daaaaaaaaamn.
This one actually overcomes my blondes penalty.
I mean…
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
/stamps “APPROVED”
Yeah, I heard about the auroras thing. Something something Carrington Event level something wrong side of the sun, or something.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/17523-superficial-thrombophlebitis
So, I got a new computer last night. You guys all look the same though.
The Catturd thread has a bumper sticker we all need.
“Pray for Biden. Psalm 109:8.”
I’m saying she gets a first round bye in the booboffs.
For the lazy, Psalm 109:8:
May his days be few;
may another take his place of leadership.
7/10 would smash
Anyone have an idea of the direct result of all of the idiocy we see?
The global warming thing…taking a private jet to Davos to talk about carbon emissions.
Doctors claiming children are the best people to make lifelong decisions.
Etc
Is it simply that people are too nice? No one says, you know that’s ridiculous.
I second MJ’s assessment. She fits the category of the day to a T (ha!) but she’s a little too tall for me, and a little too busty for her frame, and she’s got the signs of a woman who’ll age like milk.
1. Use a Sharpie to put dots around the circumference of any erythema for documentation of progression or improvement.
2. Take a picture for later comparison.
3. Warm, moist washcloth on the dorsal hand
4. Elevate limb
5. No workie but Hostaging is permitted
6. Take out for dinner
a woman who’ll age like milk
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Mmmm … milk
A whole big fuckload of problems came when Nice to Others was elevated over Loving Others.
The global warming thing is just one more bit of demonic magic to control the masses, not exactly related, but it goes along with deliberately dumbing down the populace so that “experts” can pronounce without argument.
Is it simply that people are too nice? No one says, you know that’s ridiculous.
It started that way, but once they got entrenched and took full control of the apparatus of force and created a legion of insane acolytes, it’s fear.
Maybe there’s a way out without mass bloodshed, but I’m not seeing it.
Civil War (to be followed by Balkanization) or Fourth Great Awakening. No other route.
And it’s not just here. It’s everywhere the WEF is trying to ratchet up control. It’s peasants vs would-be eternal oligarchs, the latter of whom are trying to build a global open air prison that they will extend to everything touched by the light of Sol if they are not soon stopped.
I think people have just become too fucking stupid to make major decisions or have any influence. Or vote . That’s my view.
On the (very small) plus side, Mars has a labor shortage, and this is pretty much setting the stage for a whole bunch of folks who would never deign to Eet Zee Bugz as slaves on Earth to happily eat algae and tilapia as free Martians.
Weirdos were everywhere before, but now they seem to be taken seriously.
Professors advocating for pedophilia. The end of prison. Teaching your kids sex ed at 5. 78 genders.
How is this happening?
With the encouragement of our enemies, MJ.
Thank you. It’s not hot to the touch, but the warm washcloth is helping. Wish I’d asked sooner.
Too many warning labels, not enough Darwin.
I also think that our Ruler-Elites are particularly paranoid and fearful. Anything that might unsaddle them from their positions of authority and privilege, no matter how ridiculous, is elevated into global crises. Same goes for anything that attacks their personal kinks and perversions.
How is this happening?
The reason the Weak Men make Hard Times is because not all men are weak everywhere at the same time. The West is flabby and out of shape from many years of easy living paid for in blood and sweat by past generations, and an easy mark for the few who would rule over it.
Health providers at U.S. military bases, some of whom are involved in treating military-connected minors, blasted the idea of waiting before injecting kids diagnosed with gender dysphoria with puberty blockers and hormones.
We’re freakin doomed. Public healthcare at it’s finest.
Northern Lights were seen in central Iowa, I’m told. I wasn’t looking. Saw them in the UP once, really cool.
It was raining here, no Lights.
I’ve often wondered how this man, who was doing such good things with the economy, could possibly shut it down.
https://brownstone.org/articles/how-they-convinced-trump-to-lock-down/
I think people have just become too fucking stupid to make major decisions or have any influence. Or vote . That’s my view.
Lemme let you in on something: That’s actually the normal state of things. Track expansion of the voting franchise vs health of the republic sometime. There’s a reason the early restrictions were in place.
Of course there’s no guarantee a restricted franchise won’t devolve into an oligarcy, either. Social entropy is a thing, and John Adams was a far wiser man than given credit for.
I hope she’s a nice Orthodox girl and finds a good husband and makes many fine babies with him, and that’s he’s very, very grateful.
The babies will be grateful too.
picked up a box at Sam’s (liquor, shut it!) and got 3 cuts, one on each palm. Been a pain all week.
If you ever wonder how stupid we have become pick up any owner’s manual to any device made in the last fifty years.
Your car’s manual used to tell you how to change its battery. Now it tells you not to drink the fluid inside.
It’s not that we got dumber, it’s that the stupid people started to become lawyers…and judges…
LOL. There’s apparently a bit of a sting operation going on at work. For those who haven’t had to deal with Microsoft Teams, your avatar has a little indicator with red “in a meeting”, green “at desk and active”, x “logged out”, and yellow “not active”. (One of my pet peeves is that only Teams meetings show up as busy, a Webex or Zoom meeting does not, and I get phone calls when I’m in those kind of meetings.) A couple of co-workers installed an app that moves the mouse enough to keep the green indicator. Doesn’t work when the boss visits your desk.
Shades of Anna Nicole Smith.
Pool League Update: we needed 11 games to their 15 and we got our 11 for the win. Personally I didn’t do well and only got one out of five. Fortunately a teammate was in the zone and won four of his matches, even doing a break and run against their best player!
LOL. There’s apparently a bit of a sting operation going on at work. For those who haven’t had to deal with Microsoft Teams, your avatar has a little indicator with red “in a meeting”, green “at desk and active”, x “logged out”, and yellow “not active”. (One of my pet peeves is that only Teams meetings show up as busy, a Webex or Zoom meeting does not, and I get phone calls when I’m in those kind of meetings.) A couple of co-workers installed an app that moves the mouse enough to keep the green indicator. Doesn’t work when the boss visits your desk.
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I wrote a little bot program that goes out to a website and clicks through a random number generator.
I wrote a little bot program that goes out to a website and clicks through a random number generator.
Then what happened?
I’m guessing someone left it running overnight.
MJ has a new twitter handle:
Vince Mancini
@VinceMancini
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that was so crazy when donald trump got arrested earlier this week
Should use a Lego Mindstorms bot to do the twiddling of the mouse. No trace on the machine and you can’t forget that you left it on.
https://notthebee.com/article/the-mom-was-fed-up-when-her-dog-kept-breaking-into-the-babys-room-then-she-realized-why
heh, how many people don’t know that’s a deep fake
you think this is funny?
So I learned a thing – if you live in an area that has those reflective white or red dots on the roads you may notice an occasional blue one seemingly at random. I noticed them coming home last night and finally looked it up. They indicate the location of fire hydrants!
There’s a blue reflector about 3 doors down from me on my street or elsewise I wouldn’t have known.
that’s where the cops hide, they are fooling you
I’m doing Bible in a Year and we’re in the midst of Joshua and I’ve reached a conclusion.
If I were alive during this time I would want desperately to have been born as far from these events as possible. Like bronze age Europe or South America, even.
Comment by Mitchell on March 24, 2023 1:11 pm
So I learned a thing – if you live in an area that has those reflective white or red dots on the roads you may notice an occasional blue one seemingly at random. I noticed them coming home last night and finally looked it up. They indicate the location of fire hydrants!
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On one of our early dates, my husband (then boyfriend) asked me if I knew what they were for, and I didn’t. I was irritated because I would have gotten it if I’d thought about it.
Imagine something like that sticking with you for 38 years.
I was impressed when I figured out if you pulled out the tab on an old car radio and pushed it back in, it would save that station.
I was less impressed that everyone else knew that too.
Imagine something like that sticking with you for 38 years.
I was hoping that would catch on. Guess I’m 1/4 as funny as I thought I was.
When my dad took my older brother and me to Ireland as kids we did a lot of walking around with my cousin and saw the cat’s eye reflectors in the middle of the road. One color, no hydrant variations that I know of . We had never seen them and were fascinated by them. Of course we had to endanger the drivers of rural Ireland by taking a few of them as souvenirs.
They looked something like this
https://tinyurl.com/4rhtbs4h
Knowing my brother he probably still has them!
We used to pick up railroad spikes when we were walking along the railroad tracks near our elementary school. If I had to bet I’d say he has hung on to a few of them as well.
Oh man, I have so many railroad spikes.
I use them to hold down seed packets when I’m working at the potting bench in a stiff breeze. I use them kind of like tent anchors when I set up my baby greenhouse.
I use them to keep seed flats from sliding around on the wire grid on my potting bench.
I use them to weight down the edges of row covers.
Need to go for another walk by the old railway…
If you search “making knives out of railroad spikes” there are dozens of videos showing how to do it. All you need is a forge and some basic blacksmithing equipment which should be no problem to find.
You guys weren’t hanging out around the Norfolk Southern tracks recently, were you?
Fed, Fed, Fed
In Frankfurt tonight. The soccer teams from Peru and Spain are staying in the hotel. And all of their very loud fans. Who brought drums.
I don’t fly until later tomorrow, may go down and join the party.
Phat, have fun.
4 of the 6 golfers we bet are going to the Round of 16. Only Spieth and Hovland were a bust. Match Play is fun.
heh, that sounds like a story in the making
My spike collecting days were in the 70’s down in SE MA so I think my alibi is solid
A year or two in solitary, a biased corrupt prosecutor, a liberal judge, a ridiculous DC jury, and some really outrageous trumped-up terrorism charges, and we Feds will get you to retract your alibi.
It all depends on how many of your fellow spike collectors you turn in.
Happy birthday to Sean, king of the late night derp. And Michael.
I didn’t realize how many hiking trails there are in SoCal. I hike them in spirit with The King of the Late Night Derp that is actually pretty early for Halo Guy.
For you Michiganders.
NCAA Hockey Regional Semi-finals
Penn State 4 – Michigan Tech 0: End of 2nd Period.
A few weeks ago, I opened a clothing box with a grey colored dust. My hands started to burn. I washed them. As I started to stock the clothing, I noticed the fabric with the dust had holes. The fabric had dissolved. Me being me, my hands started burning even more. I gloved up and took all of the bad fabric to the back to be credited. Told the back crew to wear gloves. The clothing I missed, eventually had massive holes in the fabric. Vietnam, but tinfoil me started thinking about China and how easy it would be to sabotage goods sent to America.
Lumps, I had an IV on the back of my left hand, it’s got a big knot and is painful to move or touch, all the way back to my wrist. I thought it would have cleared up by now. Any advice?
Judging by the rhetoric of our millennials and Gen Z betters, I’d suggest amputation of the arm and genital mutilation!
https://notthebee.com/article/someone-created-a-caucasians-team-shirt-to-prove-a-pointi-think-it-backfired
I was accepted to Tech. My life would have played out very, very differently if I’d gone there. Or State, for that matter.
Lumber for the chicken tractor frame is acquired.
There’s no gain in complaining, Jimbro.
What would the argument consist of? Caucasians bought slaves in coastal markets Africans created because CAPITALISM is an African concept? Black lives matter….to everyone that isn’t black.
Sorry Jay’mes
Lumber for the chicken tractor frame is acquired.
chickens can’t drive tractors. OTOH, they can run trains, ask the Ozark Mountain Daredevils!
I have to sit down and try to write down a plan for my chicken coop next year (to be built this year) while we still have lots of lumber lying around and access to more.
^ Leon, I have that OMD album in LP, cassette and CD. I swear, one of the dudes in the b&w back porch photo on the back of the album, with a bit of a stoop and beard, is my now passed soul mates brother, that we don’t talk about.
This is going to be a coop also, with a 10′ x 6′ footprint. Going to have to add wheels to the coop end to move it about. Birds should be ready for the outdoors in a couple of weeks.
Doreen essentially robbed Paula.
Back on the early mornings routine. It’s ok.
On the fence about going in to work today to clean up some loose ends. It’s going to be too crappy weather-wise to do much at home, so I think I will probably go on ahead and put in a coupletree hours this morning. Give me an easy transition into Monday.
Tomorrow I need to clear all the old pots and stuff out of the greenhouse and plant peas and potatoes.
Apropos of nothing: https://is.gd/yYFkML
I didn’t get to attend the event but I hear it went really well.
LOL!!
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/macron-makes-80000-watch-disappear-in-middle-of-live-interview/
Early this year I arranged transportation for a $100K watch that the guy had gotten as a “bargain” for only $20K.
These fancy timepieces, they don’t actually look like anything special, most of them. I don’t get it.