unhnn huhhnnn….
Clapping as celebration:
2 Kings 11:12
Jehoiada brought out the king’s son and put the crown on him; he presented him with a copy of the covenant and proclaimed him king. They anointed him, and the people clapped their hands and shouted, “Long live the king!”Psalm 98:8
Let the rivers clap their hands, Let the mountains sing together for joy;Isaiah 55:12
You will go out in joy and be led forth in peace; the mountains and hills will burst into song before you, and all the trees of the field will clap their hands.Clapping as celebration and derision:
Ezekiel 25:6
For this is what the Sovereign LORD says: Because you have clapped your hands and stamped your feet, rejoicing with all the malice of your heart against the land of Israel,Nahum 3:19
Nothing can heal your wound; your injury is fatal. Everyone who hears the news about you claps his hands at your fall, for who has not felt your endless cruelty?Clapping as derision:
Lamentations 2:15
All who pass your way clap their hands at you; they scoff and shake their heads at the Daughter of Jerusalem: “Is this the city that was called the perfection of beauty, the joy of the whole earth?”
Liquid Spirit Un re-route the rivers
Let the dammed water be
There’s some people down the way that’s thirsty
So let the liquid spirit free
The people are thirsty
‘Cause of man’s unnatural hand
Watch what happens when the people catch wind
When the water hits the banks of that hard dry land
Go ‘head and clap your hands now
Clap your hands now
Go ‘head and clap your hands no, hmm
Get ready for the wave
It might strike like the final flood
The people haven’t drank is so long
The water won’t even make mud
After it comes, it might come with a steady flow
Grab the roots of the tree
Down by the river, fill your cup when your spirit’s low
Clap your hands now
Go ‘head and clap your hands now
Clap your hands now
Clap your hands now
Dip down and take a drank
And fill your water tank
Dip down and take a drank
And fill your water tank
Un re-route the rivers
Let the dammed water be
There’s some people down the way that’s thirsty
Let the liquid spirits free
The folk are thirsty Because of man’s unnatural hand
Watch what happens when the people catch wind
Of the water hitting banks of hard dry land
Clap your hands now
Clap your hands now
Go ‘head and clap your hands now
Clap your hands now
Get down and take a drink
And fill your water tank
Dip down and take a drink
And fill your water tank
Liquid spirit Liquid spirit Liquid spirit Liquid spirit
Clap your hands now
Liquid spirit
By the way – Porter is worth a listen… if you’re not car i n.
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Preach Brotha, Preach!!
Any Hostages in the Grand Rapids area? Car-in and Leon, are you anywhere near there?
I’m thinking about going to basedcon this year. It’s a libertarian oriented sci-fi writers con that intrigues me. I’m a fan of a couple of writers that will be there.
Been a long time since I’ve done a trip just for me.
I’m a few hours from there – we can certainly do a mini meetup if Leon and Hotspur don’t totally suck.
wakey wakey
Got woken up by man-bun’s dog having diarrhea in my bedroom.
Anyone watch Tucker last night?
Plus this: https://medicalxpress.com/news/2023-03-cannabis-adolescent-years-reproductive-complications.html
And this: https://legalinsurrection.com/2023/03/report-fbi-mole-known-as-one-eye-would-tip-off-hunter-about-any-china-probes/
Ethan practiced for Carter’s funeral yesterday. I imagine it’s comforting to Carter to die knowing he wasn’t the worst president in our history. I mean, even HE wasn’t the leader when the US lost its position as leader of the free world. To see China become the world major power, while we dithered on about gender ideology and enriched the elites with climate hoaxes and graft.
One Eye
When I think of one eye I think of either a giant like Cyclops or a dick like the one eyed trouser snake or Dan Crenshaw
I’ve decided I’m giving up. THings will only get better if we just allow China to take over. I’ve lost complete faith in our leadership and national will to overcome all the shit that is going on.
Do I have to learn to speak Chinese? That will be tricksy.
I can get to GR, it’s a few hours’ drive for me, but I was already thinking of going to BasedCon.
Jam, I enjoy your poats. Never the ordinary.
No worries Carin, China will provide you with a convenient app containing an English-Mandarin translator as well as frequent updates as to your location, all your transactions using the digital yuan and a summary of your social credit score.
They’re just more opening about what they’re doing.
And Chinese docs – they may have brought us Covid, but our doctors and entire community lied to us about it.
Evens out.
Even Yes had the clap.
Weed in adolescent girls prevents proper ovary development? That’s like a dream come true for the population control fetishists! No need to push troublesome vaccines on them, just liberalize weed laws even more – come to think of it, does anywhere in the US limit cannabis use any longer?
If we’re going to get taken over by the Chinese, I say learn Spanish. There might be only a half-dozen Chinamen on the planet who can speak it, and the cartels may be a better deal than the CCP.
Continuous Local Antibiotic Perfusion（CLAP）
v. interesting idea
I’ve seen it mentioned but never in the detail that the other linked article goes into. For my spine fusions we’d use powdered vancomycin and gentamycin in the freeze dried allograft bone graft which was all mixed with blood from the operative field to decrease the risk of SSI’s which were thankfully low to begin with.
#32567 in the list of media lies and omissions about Trump
twitter: Donald Trump’s notification to Palm Beach Circuit Court became a probe that led to Jefrey Epstein’s arrest
twitter: Parody twitter is the best twitter
Is BasedCon the one run by Robert Kroese?
wonder if Larry Correia will make an appearance
I’m watching one of Rocketboy’s classmates on the white liberal girl spiral. First, it was the artsy-fartsy degree, then it was the blue hair, then blue hair with the shaved sides, then a nose ring, now it’s the boy’s name. She’s not saying she’s trans, but I expect it soon.
looks like moron MorlockP will be attending as an author
I should really write a book so I can attend random things as an author.
So a piece of comm equipment that was dumped over the side from the space station in 2020 re-entered the atmosphere last Friday and broke up, giving the Sacramento area a light show. One of the astronomers I work with has been giving interviews, and I do not envy him dealing with the UFO-seekers and AP reporters. “Here’s a photo of the equipment before launch, the approximate weight, my tweet from when it was removed from ISS by robotic arm, and the orbital decay over the last three years.” “Are we being invaded by aliens and why are you covering up for them?”
Less exciting than the July 1979 reentry of Skylab I’ll bet.
77 tons of space machinery.
One day, Jared Jennings is going to rise up and take terrible revenge on his mother. He will be Not Guilty in my eyes.
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My guess is that he will kill himself. And he death will be used to show us that we need to trans harder, earlier.
Cognitive bias is a tough thing.
Don’t disagree with you there. I’ve read more about “Jazz” in the last few days than previously and my overriding thought has been that this guy is gonna off himself. The next step of doubling down on earlier transing didn’t occur to me. He started on the blockers at 5yo which is why his weiner was so small and complicated the creation of his gash from what I read in one article
You are likely right. I’m hopeful for a better outcome than suicide, but I expect to be disappointed.
Loved the FAFO.
Jared just wants his gentleman’s sausage back.
At this point what other option is there besides suicide? He is permanently mutilated. He now knows he’s not a girl, but he’s now enslaved in a mutilated facsimile of a girl’s body.
Nobody will ever love him enough to become intimate with him.
And he can’t even jack off now.
I don’t think intimacy matters. I read yesterday that stopping puberty leaves the transperson without sexual desire. They just don’t have the biology because they are essentially large children.
He could at least rid the world of his mother and his surgeons on the way out.
Even if he doesn’t off himself, he’ll be dead by 40 from something. Cancer, OD, etc.
At the current rate it’ll be obesity.
TODAY
New: Manhattan grand jury will meet today
BREAKING: Manhattan grand jury not considering Trump case today
FAFO = The Penetrator. They are no longer anal virgins.
brutal!
no no, MJ, not just today: Grand jury won’t meet about Trump case this week, sources say – ABC News – https://abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates/trump-charges/?id=97888515#98071055 via
@ABC
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN!
It really worked to distract from The Biden Family Grift™.
We won’t hear shit until the next scandal.
So, leaving the base line is allowed now?
BRWB
Base running while black.
I have read when boys get puberty blockers they literally block the testosterone necessary for normal, healthy heart development.
Those Drs. have no effing idea what they are doing to these kids and they are evil to do it.
Calm down, Mare.
FAFO was funny. They used to put out a bait bike and tie a long thin steel cable to it. The thief would take off pedaling then hit the end of the cable and flip. It was pretty funny.
I’d be curious to see if he had any takers with less melanin.
I will now denounce myself.
One of the comments on the FAFO bike said it was an electric current but unless every dude who tried to take off with it was wearing wet pants or shorts I don’t see how it would conduct unless there were barbs in the seat to connect with the skin. Based on the dramatic reaction they all had I’d lean towards the Electrified Taint Theory of FAFO
Re: Biden’s nominees. If I were to appear in a Congressional hearing, particularly one that would affect my career for the rest of my life, I would spend some time preparing for that hearing. What questions might they ask me? How do I answer those succinctly? In particular, what might lead up to a gotcha question (you worked on the James Webb Space Telescope, wasn’t James Webb a homophobe?), because half the people on the committee are mugging for C-SPAN and don’t really give a shit about anything other than tee time and a martini. The media management class I had was really good about that sort of thing.
These nominees…I don’t know if they just don’t care, if they don’t really want the job, if they expect their skin color or their LGBTQ status will buy their way in, or if they’re just stupid (well, they are willingly working for Biden).
Anyone who says, “Thank you for the question, Senator” more than once should be kicked out on their butt.
Roamy – I’m guess most of them haven’t had to ask a hard question in their life.
“Thank you for the question…” is a time wasting ploy. Each committee member has five minutes. This bullshit response scrubs precious seconds off the clock. Not one of these wasteoids is thankful for a fucking thing.
How are you feeling, Roamy?
Shouldn’t you use “thank you for the question…” if and only if you are being thoroughly sarcastic?
All those fuckers know the Senate will rubber stamp anyone with a pulse (and a few without) unless they do something so egregiously stupid even by prog standards they have to pull them back. It literally does not matter.
So! Amusing things. Debit card reached expiration (first in years to do so without getting cancelled and reissued because business X couldn’t observe the basics of consumer data protection). Replacement disappeared into the mail (fuck the USPS). So I go in, get that card turned off, and get my new one.
In the process I learn…apparently I forgot dad had been on my accounts (contingency planning back in the day). So I have him taken off. They need death certificate…but still have the copy on file from when I had to shut down his accounts years ago.
FLASHBACK TO 2017: “What about this one?” “Leave it for now, the estate’s still being wound down and I want to have it open just in case.”
[NARRATOR: In the years since, his memory went to shit.]
TODAY IN 2023: “…huh, one of his accounts is still open, still has the minimum reserve.” “Close it, it’s been six years.” “What do we do with the $5?” “Eh, put it in my checking.”
$5. Dad helped buy me lunch one more time.
Funny thing, life.
I had a panic about 10 years ago when I looked at a credit report and saw a card I had no idea was mine. Turns out it was my old office manager who started one through our shared Sam’s Club account that I paid for as an employee benefit back when I had my own practice. I gave her a heads up and the next time I reviewed the report it was gone.
we’re saving lives
https://thepostmillennial.com/trans-flight-attendent-dead-from-suicide-after-being-featured-in-united-airlines-ad?utm_campaign=64466
“Are we being invaded by aliens and why are you covering up for them?”
We ARE being invaded by aliens and why are you covering up for them?
twitter: elon has a sense of humor
Mare, I just took about an hour and a half nap, so I’m feeling much better, thank you.
Remember when MJ first came here and tried to tell us he was a she?
From Jay’s link:
Scott’s mother wrote an emotional post on Facebook saying, “I am so unbelievably proud to have you as my daughter, proud and amazed by everything that you have done in your life, your smile was absolutely beautiful, your laughter was unbelievably contagious, your heart was bigger than any of us could have ever understood.”
Yeah, you should have got him mental help and discouraged the transition. Instead, you supported the manifestation of his mental illness. Shut up. I have no sympathy for you.
Good to hear, Raomy. I think a minimum of a year with no health issues for all of us would be welcome.
Fun pic and caption:
Pro tip: When you’re fat, don’t eat a bag of potato chips in the store.
Sheeeesh, what is wrong with people?
Imma level with ya, don’t do that if you ain’t fat neither.
Comment by Mitchell on March 23, 2023 2:56 pm
“Are we being invaded by aliens and why are you covering up for them?”
We ARE being invaded by aliens and why are you covering up for them?
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“It’s just a trick to get our minds off those stupid new baseball rules.”
Re: Biden’s nominees. If I were to appear in a Congressional hearing, particularly one that would affect my career for the rest of my life, I would spend some time preparing for that hearing. What questions might they ask me? How do I answer those succinctly? In particular, what might lead up to a gotcha question (you worked on the James Webb Space Telescope, wasn’t James Webb a homophobe?), because half the people on the committee are mugging for C-SPAN and don’t really give a shit about anything other than tee time and a martini. The media management class I had was really good about that sort of thing.
These nominees…I don’t know if they just don’t care, if they don’t really want the job, if they expect their skin color or their LGBTQ status will buy their way in, or if they’re just stupid (well, they are willingly working for Biden).
Anyone who says, “Thank you for the question, Senator” more than once should be kicked out on their butt.
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First, you’re a man now so you need to curse more in your posts. Subscribe to my newsletter for other manly tips.
Second, embrace the power of and. They don’t care, they know no one cares, and they can hide behind their color or peen sipping skills.
what if it’s just a little bag of chips?
asking for a friend
Pro tip: When you’re fat, don’t eat a bag of potato chips in the store.
Sheeeesh, what is wrong with people?
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I do it all the time.
Cheetos, bitch!!!11!
Any of you refined people remember Bean Dip? Nasty shit.
heh, that Frito Lay shit? ya, nasty. But homemade is da bomb
I saw Bean Dip open for the Flying Burrito Brothers at Pine Knob in ‘74.
Pro tip: When you’re fat, don’t eat a bag of potato chips in the store.
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Young Freddie Mercury being molested by a fat babysitter would actually explain a lot.
https://babylonbee.com/news/teacher-expresses-concern-johnny-is-not-transitioning-up-to-his-full-potential
Carin, my friends son was on Carter death watch for 3 years. He may or may not have gone to FL and/or NM during death watch. West Point grad. Refused the jab.
We make homemade bean dip. Rosaritas refrieds. Taco seasoning. Jalapeño.
There was a little girl in Albuquerque that was on all the shows in the 90s. “Rare” condition. She was called “Cookie Girl.” We saw her at the airport on her way to Maury. She was eating ice cream sundaes. Hers. Her dads. Metformin as a 7 year old. She should have just declared her gender as male.
So weird. I was singing “Fat Bottom Girls” in my office today, somebody said something about “taking it home with me tonight” and I couldn’t help myself, launched into the first verse. My cow-orker is 25 years younger than me and I’m always looking up the youtube and playing him the lyrics or movie quotes that he doesn’t recognize. Fun.
Y’all get set for BBF, get lots of rest because I will most likely kill you in the morning.
My cow-orker is 25 years younger than me and I’m always looking up the youtube and playing him the lyrics or movie quotes that he doesn’t recognize.
I told two of the nurses about the TV show “Emergency!” They had never heard of it. It started with an IV of ringer’s lactate, which that and D5W seemed to be the go-to on the show. I still have a crush on Randy Mantooth.
Randy Mantooth is the greatest name ever, except for Kurt Russell’s stunt double…
Dick Warlock.
He was also Michael Myers in the Halloween movies.
jeez ncaa stop with the Pfizer ads
Albuquerque is fucked. We went to our favorite restaurant. We had a gangbanger start to try shit on 2nd street. I was able to get Dan to de escalate. East Central and the multiple homeless fucks were walking in traffic and falling off medians. APD officer could GAF. We nearly hit an elderly Asian woman. Dan has jury duty. I’m afraid to walk home. I’ll probably start begging rides from CoW.
I was going to give a status report but I don’t know if you people can handle this kind of gardening excitement.
Maybe after the weekend.
Maybe.
Get your meds together.
My brother is in the grocery distribution business. He says excessive moisture and cold will result in a 30% decrease in potatoes and processors are buying up everything they can get their hands on right now. Which will result in no fresh product by mid summer. Garden accordingly.
Man, it’s been hard enough finding potatoes as it is. The frozen food section with potatoes is usually empty, sometimes they have hashbrowns.
The word here is that most of the blueberry crop north of I-10 has been wiped out by freezing temperatures. Global warming.
I hope I feel well enough to do some gardening, I haven’t done anything to prepare, except I did cover my blueberry bushes during the cold nights, maybe the crop survived.
Wow, aurora sighting in Shenandoah, Virginia. Sun’s active lately.
Rumored areola sighting at the hostages tomorrow. Pupster’s active lately.
Dreamily, Erica remembered prom.