Hello front camera switchers, and welcome to Big Balaniferous Friday.

balaniferous: Bearing or producing acorns.



Your model for today was born October 10th, 1988 in Portugal, she stands 5′ 3″ , measures 39-23-34 and 120 lbs.  Please use self-discipline and say hello to Miss Sofia Takigawa!






  1. She seems nice boobs

  2. Japanese?



  3. Well, she’s cute and has a nice rack, therefore, I cannot wonder for hours what the H2 men see in/on her like I usually do.


  4. In the “hello” link I think the lass is used to foam in her face IYKWIMAITTYD. But I love her good-natured attitude about it.

  5. nice joob Pup!!

  6. i see that Dr. Strangelove jimed in with some very sage derp advice.

  7. Nice acorns.

  8. 11/10 would take out to dinner and bring home to family.

  9. ww

  10. Still don’t feel like searching for my password. Obviously.

  11. She could probably benefit from some sort of fitness regime. Even if it’s just yoga.

  12. At least I think this one is honest about her weight.

  13. A coworker thinks the China chip story from yesterday is a false flag pretense for tariffs on Chinese products, and that Amazon and Apple have both ‘refuted’ it for their hardware. He went on about how awful tariffs are and any economist knows that.

    He’s the boss’s brother and I’d be arguing over the internet, so I’m refusing to engage, but that’s what passes for the intellectual left now. Conspiracy theories and outdated econ.

  14. Yep, she’s skinny-fat.

    If tariffs are so awful, why does every country have them, and why would China be worried about us putting tariffs on their goods?

    “Ha ha, stupid round-eye, don’t they know they only hurt themselves!?”

    Nope, it’s.

    “No! Please, we’ll do anything to keep access to your market, keep stealing your technology, and make sure no one there builds things!”

  15. Yeah, they can just not ship to the USA, the #1 (by far) consumer market on earth, and hope to succeed.

  16. Will today be a Kavanaugh-free day?
    I participated once because I was watching the hearings on PBS. NOT to bellyache but I’m so tired of hearing about it I could puke. Sure he got fucked. Sure, I want him confirmed (if only because the Left so deserperately doesn’t). But there is also a whole bunch more shit happening in the world. Don’t let them distract us.

    Anyway, good morning, good people. Cute girl, but looks like a million others.

  17. Or is that a billion others?

  18. Keep raping that chicken.

  19. Welp. Shreddadecchi is dead to me.

    I think what you mean is that she’s one in a million.

  20. The anti tariff argument stems from a couple things:

    a) a simplified economic model of trade
    b) a globalist/libertarian view of the world in which labor is uniform and there’s no fundamental difference between a Chinese peasant worker and an American worker in Pittsburgh.
    c) Short-term thinking

  21. If tariffs are so awful, why does every country have them, and why would China be worried about us putting tariffs on their goods?

    What I love is the argument that “We sent them worthless paper with pictures on it, and they send us real goods!” As if the Chinese are so stupid that they can’t realize that they get nothing of value and we’re somehow swindling them.

  22. Seven billion people…a million like her…a one in seven thousand chance? Not terrible odds…

  23. Congratulations, Car in, on getting published in the Washington Post!

  24. Meh. I’m dead to better hosefuckers – what can I do to make it up to you?
    “Like” the next few tattooed redheads?

  25. Sure.

  26. Serious question. What kind of blindly ignorant person do you have to be to think that high school kids are secretly having MMF threesomes and calling it the ‘devil’s triangle?’

  27. Some MSNBC bint CO-WORKER of Hugh Hewitt’s was adamant that the “Devil’s Triangle” was some sexual deal. Even said, “Come on, Hugh, you know what that means!” (paraphrase)

  28. “‘devil’s triangle?’”

    I thought it was called devil’s threesome. These kids keep changing our language.

  29. Those kids are an experimental bunch. and with the whole LGBTRWQFEW rights thing, they have less qualms than any of us do. We usually only do it with one gender. Now kids can do it with infinite genders.

    We should be celebrating their growth!

  30. I’d probably let her spank me. But it would have to be in front of a mirror.

  31. Serious question. What kind of blindly ignorant person do you have to be to think that high school kids are secretly having MMF threesomes and calling it the ‘devil’s triangle?’

    People who abandoned their own kids to raise themselves while mom and dad climbed the corporate ladder to tried to “find themselves”. People who are rich enough to shield their children from any sort of consequences and so are amazed when little Johnny’s behavior gets more and more extreme and dangerous. People who’ve handed out condoms in classrooms for decades along with instructions on how to “negotiate” their use, as well as instructions on sexual acts like mutual masturbation, oral sex, and anal sex. People who’ve pushed the notion that sex is political and thus encouraged all sexual practices which dehumanize people and discourage the formation of honest emotional bonds between two people. People who embrace the pornification of our culture…

  32. Urban dictionary was founded in 1999. By 2003, it was pretty widely known. It wasn’t until 2008 that the sexual definition of “Devils triangle” appears.

    But i’m sure that’s what Kavanaugh meant back in ’82.

  33. Uh… I may be old, but doesn’t the Devil’s Triangle refer to the Bermuba Triangle?
    The mysterious area that inspired so many stories when we were kids?

  34. It means that as well. Which makes it a perfect name for a drinking game.

  35. The mysterious area that inspired so many stories when we were kids?

    You’re thinking of Hotspur’s mom…

  36. Where planes, ships, and credibility disappear without a trace.

  37. Swallows seamen whole.

  38. There were multiple citations of Devil’s Triangle as a drinking game in the MD area in the early 80’s on twitter. Have you heard that in the news? Nope.

  39. Jeff G says he remembers the game when he was a teen.

  40. I also thought it was the Bermuda Triangle.

    A bunch of kids in high school made up a drinking game and called it the Devil’s Triangle because 3 solo cups were used.

    FFS why does anyone care? Dems I’m looking at your stupid faces.

  41. I think the dems have screwed the pooch this time.

  42. Devil’s Triangle – gang rape
    Boof – gang rape
    FFFFFourth of July – gang rape
    Ralph – gang rape

    That’s a lot of gang rape in one month. How did he ever have time for all of the drinking he was accused of?

  43. A quick Bing search shows that it’s also a sex move according to Urban Dictionary.
    So it appears that the MSNBC cunt is some kind of pervert that even a guy like me hasn’t run across in over 51 years. And I’m a fucking healthen.

  44. replies show how unhinged people are:


  46. I was an idiot in high school but a friendly idiot. I think I’ve lead a very low key, Christian, middle-class lifestyle. But holy crap the stuff I did could be easily misconsrude as a wild child WHICH I WAS NOT. At all. I was actually a bit of a prude. I don’t know what that means but I think that’s what I was. Looked it up, yep, that was me:

    “a person who is or claims to be easily shocked by matters relating to sex or nudity.”

    Doesn’t really matter, this place has totally ruined any chance I had of holding office, being respected or trying to convince people I’ve lead a very straight, Christian life.

  47. I noted that above. The definition appeared in 2008. Before that? If anyone can find a reference to the term before 2008 …

  48. Mare – I’ve made that point before – I’ve looked back at my yearbook and was pretty shocked at some of the jokes my friends and I made. I don’t remember being so crude … but it’s there. It certainly wasn’t representative of how we acted. We just thought it was funny and kids say stupid shit.

  49. Amen, Carin.

    “….kid’s say stupid shit”

    And so do adults, this place is proof of that!

  50. Whose turn is it to take a huge crap on the rug and blame Pupster?

    I think Mare did it last time.

  51. I’ll do it again, that seems to be in my wheelhouse.

  52. Hoo boy, HUGE clean up needed near the brick wall!!



  54. Comment by Pupster on October 5, 2018 10:22 am


    HAahhahahah. The looks on the faces!

  55. She’s got big tariffs.

  56. If you want to watch a Danish Windmill get the top taken off for repairs, they are lowering the crane to take it off right now.

    My hometown. That mill is from Norre Snede, in Jutland, Denmark.

  57. That’s a good one, Jay. I’ll never forget waking up the next morning to the news.

  58. I checked my phone before I came downstairs. When I got there HotBride was sitting in a chair, and she said, “So who won?” I said, “Trump.” She said, “No way.” I showed her my phone, and said, “WAY.”

  59. I was up that whole night. Man, it was glorious flipping channels.

  60. I had a final in my Finance class that evening, so I spent the day in the library trying to study while at the same time clicking refresh on the HQ like an addicted rat. By about 5pm, when things started to look close, I basically gave up studying. I got home at 11pm, only to have my internet go out.

  61. OK, who out there tried looking up “Danish Windmill” on Urban Dictionary?

  62. I tried to get your mom to do the Danish Windmill with me. But she’s just too old.

  63. I got into bed kind of depressed and anxious. My husband yells up the stairs, “Mare, I think you better turn on the TV!”

    I watched that stupid “Hillary has a 92% chance of winning…Hillary now has a 60% chance of winning…” and was in utter shock. Definitely euphoric when they called it for Trump. I think I watched until 2 am.

  64. This is going to come back and haunt me when President MJ nominates me for Secretary of Puns and Humor, isn’t it?



  67. I was flying back to Midland from Richmond VA that night. I’d already prepared myself emotionally and mentally for eight years of a crime family White House. A guy sitting across the aisle from me on the Atlanta to Dallas flight had a laptop and the plane had WiFi so he was following the results on cnn. By the time we landed in Dallas it was clear that HRC was in trouble. No WiFi on Dallas to midland flight. That was rough. By the time I got home and flipped on the tv it was all over but the crying.

  68. My first date with HotBride was the day after the election in 2000. She was pretty firmly a liberal at that time but not a citizen. She had been at a party on election night with a bunch of libs (that was her circle then) and the women were cheering “Hillary! Hillary! Hillary!”

    We laughed about it at the time.

    By the time Hillary ran, she had become a citizen, and I don’t think she voted for her. She’ll never tell me who she votes for, but I pretty solidly turned her conservative. Actually owning a business is what really turned her.

  69. So Collins has a press conference at 3pm. I’ll bet she’s a no.

    Manchin voted for cloture, Murkowski against.

  70. If your vote in the senate results in you losing the next election … exactly how well do you think you were “representing” your constituents?

  71. I’m re-reading H2 election night and after election night threads. You guys are hilarious.

  72. Heitkamp in ND is a NO, and she’s down 12 points in reelection. Donnelly in IN is a NO, and I’ll bet he goes down, too. The only reason he won was because of a flub of his opponent.

  73. I think Manchin is safe, no matter how he votes.

  74. heh, got a link, laura?

  75. MJ was right that we should refer to the 2016 Election Night as the “Red Wedding”.

  76. I’m listening to the Brent Cochran Podcast from after the election right now.

  77. Election night, fun starts at about 10 pm:

  78. Had just found it, thanks!

  79. We called your mom the “Devil’s Triangle” because of all the sailors she wrecked.

  80. It was the last occasion where I drank alcohol and got intoxicated. Drank a half pint of rum straight from 6 – 630 on a empty stomach and went to bed at 730 thinking we were screwed.
    When advised he won the next morning I had a genuine “get da fuck outta heah” reaction. Had to see it for myself before I would even consider it. I voted for Trump (wholeheartedly) but figured it was symbolic (especially since Im in Illinois). They were acting like this thing was in the bag and I think they actually thought it was in the bag. But something went wrong and I think it was divine intervention.

    Seriously, Trump won that with the entire deck stacked against him. And by entire deck I mean, the media, the opposing party, the internal party saboteurs, the deep state. They did everything they could, racist, nazi supporter, pussy grabber, anti-gay, tax fraud, “the russians”…….pretty amazing when ya think of it…..but did they get the message? Nope. They just continued the attacks and here we are two yrs later and this fucking guy still pulls approval rating in the high 40’s….and they still don’t get the message but the attacks get more vicious. You think if they get beat this election they will finally get the message? Or do you think they will just turn it up a notch? We are at the temper tantrum stage and the only thing left is to physically strike out.

    Have a Nice Day!

  81. heh:


    Told you.

    *goes back to sleep
    Comment by lauraw on November 9, 2016 6:45 am


    That is EXACTLY what just happened!!!

  82. I had to get sleep on election night because I was going to a conference the next morning. Stayed up as late as possible and even brought my phone to check it until I drifted off. Even the next day when I read Trump won I kept waiting for the dirty trick brigade to snatch it away from him. By the time noon arrived it was settled enough for me to believe. I left the conference early and on my way home stopped in a hardware store in the liberal town of Belfast Maine. The employees were gathered around a counter discussing how democracy had died last night. It was hilarious. Now they knew how I felt for the last 8 years…suck it!

  83. I don’t know the dose of testosterone someone slipped into Lindsey Graham’s tea but it sure as shit worked.*

    *Still think something hinky was going on with McCain and Graham. Strings were being controlled by McCain and the strings are now cut.

  84. I stayed up and watched it all. Pat went to bed as it was looking up, didn’t dare to hope. I woke up up around 1:30 to tell him. He couldn’t believe it.

    It was a marvelous night.

  85. Carin almost got pregnant again.

  86. I got a comment stuck in spam

  87. You’re free at last, free at last, free at last.

  88. I was at a supply chain conference with the worst boss in the world on that hallowed night.

    For some reason I got nicknamed woody during the next day’s activities.

  89. And because I’m a cutting edge forward thinker, I raped a glazed ham at the finale dinner.

  90. We should always believe glazed hams. They have no reason to lie.

  91. #hamtoo

  92. J’ames, that night:

    Comment by Jay in Ames on November 9, 2016 12:14 am


  93. I’ll have a slice of that bitch.

  94. lol

  95. The Left would indict a glazd sammich.. Especially if rape was alleged.

    Did I ever tell y’all about the time my locacal city council member for convicted for assault? He threw a ham sammich at a lady in her shop. Like Marion Barry, he couldn’t NOT be re-elected if he tried. First bigot and ghetto hustle, but he fits the local prior for ‘Leadership,” I guess.

  96. I mean, he could not be not re-elected.
    He’s on record talking smak about Jews, and trashing cops – he’s a hero in our local community.

  97. A ham sammich once locked me in a room and tried to rape me. or murder me. Or something.

    You guys are JERKS.

  98. Thanks Spur for taking time out of your busy raping schedule to free my comment.

  99. Scott celebrates the election:

    Comment by scott on November 9, 2016 5:19 pm

    I was in Northampton Mass today, the lesbian capital of America.

    I could see it in their faces. Everyone was so sad.

    I laughed and turned the music up.

  100. Name the commenter!

    Bush Flees for Iraq

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn’t understand why the President would be going to Iraq when so many things are wrong in this country. “Doesn’t Mr. Bush care about us anymore?” she asked pitifully.

    I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why the President seems to be abandoning his country. “Honey, I think his boss, Mr. Rove, sent Mr. Bush out of the country in order to keep himself out of the newspapers. You see, he wasn’t sure if he was going to be arrested today or not, and so he planned Mr. Bush’s trip ahead of time just in case…”

    I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult – the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words – nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, “Honey, I just don’t know – I don’t know what’s going on in this country anymore…”

    When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, “Daddy” she said, “why are the Republicans doing this to the country?” Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.

    For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it’s too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter’s voice helped me to get through.

  101. Chi-Chi!

  102. I could see it in their faces. Everyone was so sad.
    I laughed and turned the music up.


    This is why we all love Scott.

  103. After two years this has even more meaning.

    Comment by MJ on November 9, 2016 9:50 pm
    Best comment of my commenting career:

    Comment by MJ on November 7, 2016 3:40 pm

    You know what would be nice, Mare?
    If Trump actually did well and no one was prepared for it. The shock dawning on everyone would be fun to watch.
    I doubt it will happen like that but it would be interesting.

  104. Ah, Che-Che!

    I still remember that morning. Got myself and dad (his last vote…well his last ACTUAL vote) to the polls there early. Neither of us, nor anyone we spoke to, could remember that many people being there that early for an election.

    Had a feeling of dread by that evening.

    By nine…hope.

    By midnight…pinching myself.

  105. 20 mins until Collins’ Press ConferencePublic display of betrayal of the GOP

  106. I noticed that too, laura. Quite a comment!

  107. I’d already prepared myself emotionally and mentally for eight years of a crime family White House.

    Same. I went to bed early, wasn’t even watching. Found out the next morning, probably Drudge, maybe here I don’t remember.

    I could see it in their faces. Everyone was so sad.

    I was fuckin giddy for a week. My boss and I had the giggles for days. One of my coworkers put the break room TV on CNN and stood there crying for hours.

  108. She is fucked. Death Threats no matter what she does. But, that’s what the fucking bitch gets for trying to straddle the fence. She placed herself in this position. I hope they make it quick for her.

    Sic Semper Tyrannis

    PS. The next few days / week in Chicago will be indicative of what it’ll look like if they lose the election.

  109. Ha! Good one, Lauraw. I can’t speak for MJ but he’s sure surpassed my expectations…by a shit ton.

  110. Ann nails it again:

  111. Sic Semper Tyrannis

    Ahhh.. My state motto. I say this often. To many confused looks from friends and family.

  112. Hmm, sounds like Collins is in favor of Kavanaugh

  113. Mostly ACA (obamacare) content so far. But all positive.

  114. And she thinks that he won’t overturn Roe v Wade.

    There it is, her Holy Grail. She’s a yes.

  115. BOOOM. Collins drops the bomb on the Ford lawyers.

  116. She might make it easier for dems to vote for him. Seriously. Collins is really good on this.

  117. I’m finally getting my appetite back. After about three weeks of barely eating, I’m eating OK again (I think I went 4 days with no food).
    Already today, I’ve had two bananas, a pint of yogurt, three pieces of cinnamon toast,chicken breast and half of last night’s calzone.
    I’m looking at the dog because he’s moving too slow – I don’t think it’s healthy to bounce back & forth like this…

  118. Manchin a yes

  119. Chi, I’m sorry, I don’t know what happened to you. Food poisoning? Flu?

  120. I have no idea either, Mare Bear. But i thought I was down for the count for sure.
    Now, I can’t stop eating – I feel like a stoner on a binge that never ends. i wouldn’t mind if I got the goofy side effects and felt like Car In’s teenage house visitors.

  121. We have had relentless advertising for weeks directed at Collins. Mostly “No Kavanaugh” and a smidgen of Pro Kavanaugh. Hopefully we can get to just the usual political ads for another few weeks.

  122. They had them ready!

    Silly demoncraps.

  123. Doritos, chi. It’s what’s for stoners.

  124. Senator Graham owned a lib so hard, he violated the 13th Amendment.

  125. USM had a bus full of students going to DC to protest Collins for credit. That is, until it became public knowledge. Then they had to pretend it “wasn’t authorized”.

    Anyone believe this would have been the case if no one called them on it?

  126. The dunk him in water story? that was awesome.

  127. don’t believe it for a second, jimbro. I live in a college town, and know how blue they are.

  128. Chi, certainly glad you’re feeling better.

  129. Xbradtc nailed it!

  130. J’ames, some lib talked about removing him from office, and he told her to move to South Carolina.

  131. Ew gross. Watching Modern Marvel’s, I just learned that the average rat has sex 22 times per day. I thougt Heyseus was bad!

  132. Thats a lot of raping!

  133. Murkowski, someone notices your vote

    Signal flare from Palin.

  134. Among others two things have stood out during the Judge Kavanaugh hearing crap, 1) The embarrassing over the top, crazy, nonsensical, irrational, level of hysteria the left showed and 2) Lindsey effing Graham.

    Wow, I just can’t get over how awesome he was and I mean that in the actual definition. Awe-inspiring.

    Pretty damn curious what really happened to make him act like a real conservative, kick ass, senator.

  135. Thank you, Mare!
    I won’t go into detail, but it’s nice to be feeling mostly normal ( other than eating like I’ve never seen food before ).
    Did I just see pork chops in the freezer?…

  136. Make sure you cook them first. You can’t eat them like popsicles.

  137. I think McCain had some dirt on Graham. Probably having to do with sexual orientation.

    *rolls eyes*

    Like we didn’t already know. But McCain croaked, so now Graham can be a stand up guy.

    That’s what’s known as a twofer.

  138. HA!

    *mare loves Hotspur*

    I don’t care if Lindsey is gay as long as he votes like a conservative I like him!

  139. Nice picture, Lindsay!

    Caption: I don’t give a shit.

  140. LOL Who’s the screeching harpie behind him?

  141. Drudge headlines

    Hispanic unemployment at all time low
    Manufacturing confidence at all time high
    16000 Govt jobs lost since Trump
    Construction hiring booming
    Unemployment lowest in 50 years

    All he had to do was undo Obama.

  142. Heh. Sounds like Rudy has started up his Nova for a little Street run.
    Last time he he did this, it blew the hid pins off & the hood shot 25′ straight up.
    What do you call these things? Bracket cars? I think this one is down in the nines.
    Where is VMax anyway?

  143. Anyone got any rape plans for the weekend?

  144. One of Michelle’s cats got outside, we think a couple of of days ago, because we haven’t seen her. She is all white, and I am afraid that something bad happened to her (I heard a cat-like commotion a couple of nights ago, but didn’t realize that she was outside).

    She had finally gotten to the point that she would hop up and let us let her; she loved to cuddle, which is something I’m not even sure that she would do with Michelle.

    I’m just sick about this – I tried to keep her safe, and I am so afraid that I have failed again. She was a tangible link to Michelle, and I had grown quite fond of her. I know it’s silly, but if you are so inclined, would you pray for her safe return?

    Thanks 😊

  145. Prayers up, TiFW.

  146. If you go to Breitbart there’a a story on the protests after Collins’s floor speech. These women are off the fucking rails.

    Some of them have been protesting for two months.

    I liked the meme that said, Clinton was way ahead, then Republicans got off work.

  147. 😦 I hope Kitty is okay, Teresa. They do have a way of disappearing, then showing up in a few days, hope that happens for you soon.

  148. I liked that Meme too. This AM in the break room, CBS broke in with Breaking News. Post Cloture vote. I not only had to Ososplain Cloture, I had to explain Breaking news. Hunter and Gabe could not understand why a furniture commercial was interrupted by politics. They didn’t think paid commercials could be stopped or interrupted

  149. I should have taken pictures of the mushrooms we saw today on our walk. Blue mushrooms. Light blue, almost oysterish-looking pattenred flat round caps, but bright blue inside when the flesh was broken into (I found one that had been upturned so I cut into it). Pretty.

    And we saw purple ones on our other walks recently. Bright yellow spotted things in our yard right now. I took pics of those. It’s like, 8 inches of rain + warm soil + cool autumn temps = wild mushroom nirvana.

  150. Mushroom pics would be nice. 🍄 Fantasia has Dancing shrooms

  151. The blue ones tasted like Woolly Bear caterpillars.

  152. I sent Leon pictures of my fungi. I hope you will all do the same. He would love to see them.

  153. 🎶Just another mushroom Monday 🎶

  154. Big Fungi Friday

  155. Scott and Laura are trippin’ balls right now.

  156. Trying to finish Iron Fist before Daredevil. Still have 3 weeks of Mayans

  157. Just for Oso

  158. So very Jay in Ames of you, Pepe.

  159. Susan Collin’s speech was awesome. It was really good. I had to go to work, but she got in the “so that’s why I’m voting yet” right before I had to go in (Sirius in the lesbaru FTW). Her speech really was good. She presented her entire argument.

  160. Dancing tonight. Lots of well dressed women. I’m drinking alone at the bar afterwards.

    I looked up an officer I served with, on a lark. It turns out that he got busted for DUI last December. It’s a damn shame, but not surprising. He seems to be doing better.

  161. Where all the white women at?

  162. Susan Collin’s speech was awesome

    Yet every rebuttal acts like they didn’t even listen to that speech. Ah well, same every time.

  163. Does Everyone Read Poats?

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