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Your model for today was born on October 31st, 1994 in North Carolina, USA. She stands 5′ 2″ and measures 34E-25-36 and 112 lbs. Please maintain eye contact and provide assistance to Miss Layla London AKA Taylor Rodgers.
January 24, 2020
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
She looks nice
She is very friendly.
Hmm, upon further review, she seems to be quite comfortable around a variety of gentleman’s sausages.
*adds Actress to her bio*
https://tinyurl.com/wlbz6rr
I’m not sure if this is real or someone fell for a spoof. Knowing how the Chinese enjoy eating weird stuff I don’t need to stretch my imagination too far to believe it.
https://tuffproducts.com/trump-punisher-glow-in-the-dark-patch/
I wonder when my shirt will arrive. I cannot wait.
wakey wakey
Hostages are either lazy or busy. Or (and I find this hard to believe) wrapped up in the impeachment stuff.
This is the logo on my latest t-shirt
https://tinyurl.com/vnfqlh9
I’ve been wearing it as often as it appears in the clean laundry. It looks like they’re sold out of the most popular sizes though
https://www.monkeyedge.com/Monkey-Edge-Shirt-Mens-Monkey-With-a-Football-p/me0048.htm
9/10 would smash
You mean you can get a shirt that shows a monkey fucking a football?
I love America.
Someone should do a mashup with that monkey and that Che Guevera pic too many kids have on shirts.
High time more public disrespect was shown to Leftist icons.
New acoustic breaking ben out today. That should be mellow enough for some of you old farts.
Good luck, Ben!
Don’t let them take you alive!
I like that shirt Jimbro. During one particularly trying project with my last job, I changed my internal email signature/ company motto from: “Right people. Right tools. Right now.” to: “Three monkeys. One football. No waiting.”
HR and boss at the time not amused.
* invents Batburger Helper *
I wonder if she knows how to operate a coffee maker.
Car in, do you know the song “Who let the cats out”?
I don’t think coffee is on her list of activities, PG.
Hey Jay – Hall and Oates are touring. As is Nickleback. Just wanted to give you a heads up.
“Right people. Right tools. Right now.” to: “Three monkeys. One football. No waiting.”
I love this more than I should.
Chevelle: Hunter eats Hunter
You are an evil, evil person.
Timeless
You know I’m in a sensitive place right now with Chevelle. Dean has officially left the band. They have album on the cusp of coming out and some tour dates for the year.
What a nice looking young lady. Why did she have to eff herself up with those shitty tattoos?
So how does it work?
Girl goes into tattoo shithole: I want a tattoo an inch and a half from my snatch, but while you’re doing it you can’t look.
Is that the way it works?
Love the model gif, laughed at the nunchuck one.
I don’t think girls who rent their orifices are purveyors of fine art.
I don’t think modesty is a big issue with this girl, or with most snatch-tattoo purchasers, HS.
Trick or treat?
She seems approachable.
Sometimes JJ Sefton is hilarious, even if his Morning Reports are now getting tediously partisan.
Tramp Stamps are for the more discerning ladies.
I feel the same way, HS. Too much partisan. But it’s a good read, most days.
One of my friends admitted to me that when she turned 18, she ran out and got a “tramp stamp” – but she was really too young and didn’t know what it was. LOL. She didn’t realize “why” women got those, etc. It embarrassed her once she found out. Regret.
I think that it’s one of a couple of things:
1- when women have emotional pain, they seek to make it physical through mutilation/self-harm.
2- Tattoos are still seen as rebellious and unique, so they get a little thrill from the idea that they are a ‘bad girl’ or that they’re somehow special because they’ve got ink.
3- They like ‘bad boys’ who are tattooed, so they assume that guys want the same thing in a woman.
4- Some women have told me that they get a kind of high from getting tattooed and it becomes addictive.
She didn’t realize “why” women got those, etc. It embarrassed her once she found out. Regret.
No regerts. YOLO.
I know most people don’t give a shit about the Royals, but it’s like a train wreck for me. I just can’t help myself sometimes.
He and Meghan already had everything mapped out,” the source continued. “He’s confident he won’t be strapped for cash, and to be honest, he’s never been a materialistic kind of guy anyway — he likes the outdoors and basic things in life.”
It looks like the royals are just like us after all.
bahhh ahaaa haa haaaaa haaaa haa ….
They want to live like the common people. They want to do what common people do.
Honestly, I could see Harry being quite happy in a cabin in Montana.
Megan, not so much.
Re: jj Sefton.
I quit reading his shit and just scrolled to the links over a year ago. I’m prolly in agreement w him but don’t enjoy starting my mornings with the literary equivalent of a refinery on fire.
His morning reports are too damn long.
I think it’s ironic and off base to say that someone who has lived such a life of privileged really prefers the down to earth common things. I enjoy the common things too. Nature. The ocean.
So first, fly me to Wyoming so I can hike a week ithought nature in top flight gear, etc, top flight backwood guides. Then I’m going to hop on a jet and zip down to Bali bali for some scuba diving off of some yacht. It’s the simple things.
He just likes the simple things. Like spending holidays in a $13 million dollar mansion.
Beats watching Schiffhead.
Who’s the gal in the assistance gif? She seems delightful.
Who’s the gal in the assistance gif? She seems delightful.
Short hotties do lots of squatties…
I like to stand near short women to experience what life must be like for normal men.
His morning reports are too damn long.
——-
I click on a few links at most and barely skim the intro
It used to be a daily read for me, but it has definitely become too damn long.
It’s a shame because I’m sure he puts a tremendous amount of work into it, but it’s basically an echo chamber, so he should make it more succinct.
They’re having my bitch of a governor co-deliver the SOTU response.
She’s garbage, so I really hope that shines through to the 5 people who watch it.
https://www.city-journal.org/patient-capital
https://www.city-journal.org/catholic-debate-over-liberalism
I’m not sure the integralists have the right of that argument, but it’s not wrong to point out that when most “liberals” say freedom, they really mean what men like the Founders would call “license”. Without some external moral reference, you get the current moronic quibbling over gender ideology and the coming justifications for open pedophilia.
Without some external moral reference, you get the current moronic quibbling over gender ideology and the coming justifications for open pedophilia.
If you don’t believe in the right of a twelve year old to drive to the corner drugstore and buy heroin for herself and her 32-year old transgendered boyfriend, then you’re a statist.
She should also be allowed to be drunk or high while doing so. Having accidents is already illegal.
Leon, did you settle on a 22 revolver?
She should also be allowed to be drunk or high while doing so. Having accidents is already illegal.
Radley Balko, is that you?
I didn’t, Hotspur. I may do some test shots through grandpa’s old one and see how it does. No animals to dispatch yet, so it hasn’t been a priority.
Appropriate article for the March for Life day.
https://www.lifesitenews.com/blogs/are-chinese-communists-lying-about-number-of-babies-born-theyve-got-every-reason-to
Who’s the gal in the assistance gif? She seems delightful
I dunno, some Instagram chick with short girl problems. There is a site called tineye.com that will scour the internet’s for a picture and show you the sites it’s been uploaded to and from. It’s pretty neat.
. She didn’t realize “why” women got those, etc.
Hold up.
Why do women get them? Please explain.
She didn’t know it was called a tramp stamp. Here, let’s go to urban dictionary:
“Tramp Stamp” is a derogatory term referring to a tattoo which a women places on her lower back. It is especially popular among women born in the late 70’s, 80‘s, and even early 90’s. Fair or unfair, these tattoos have a socially constructed connotation associated with them. These women are labeled as tramps, whores, or other derogatory sexually promiscuous terms. Although these are often bias generalized claims, there have been sociological studies done by the American Psychological Association, Federal Bureau of Prisons, and other demographic researchers showing strong correlative evidence associating tattoos with high risk behavior, illegal substance abuse and sexual promiscuity. These risk factors are greatest in the age range which these types of tattoos are gaining main stream popularity. Some have also jokingly stated that by 2050, the “tramp stamp” will be renamed the “gramp stamp”.”
blah blah blah
Why?
Favorite term for tramp stamp – ass antlers.
My sister has a tramp stamp. She was born in ’71.
Not a whore but not sure why she got it there.
My daughter’s friend got a cute one on her back, top shoulder area. It’s cute, why not put it where you can see it?
So, I missed how many people are at March For Life on the news. Can someone tell me what CNN had for stats?
“Tramp Stamp” is a derogatory term referring to a tattoo which a women places on her lower back. It is especially popular among women born in the late 70’s, 80‘s, and even early 90’s. Fair or unfair, these tattoos have a socially constructed connotation associated with them. These women are labeled as tramps, whores, or other derogatory sexually promiscuous terms. Although these are often bias generalized claims, there have been sociological studies done by the American Psychological Association, Federal Bureau of Prisons, and other demographic researchers showing strong correlative evidence associating tattoos with high risk behavior, illegal substance abuse and sexual promiscuity. These risk factors are greatest in the age range which these types of tattoos are gaining main stream popularity. Some have also jokingly stated that by 2050, the “tramp stamp” will be renamed the “gramp stamp”.”
Oh, I get it now. Same reason women get their belly button pierced.
My daughter’s friend got a cute one on her back, top shoulder area. It’s cute, why not put it where you can see it?
Because if she had to look at it every day she’d realize what a mistake she made?
I thought Chief Justice Roberts warned them about this sort of thing.
Jay, that would mean I’d have to watch CNN and hope that they covered it.
https://tinyurl.com/Turn-the-sound-on-Donald
My sister got The Rolling Stones tongue tat by her snatch. When she was a lesbian. My sister keloids. I have no idea what her tat looks like. Nightmare fuel. Coolest tramp stamp I’ve ever seen is MST3K silhouettes
https://nypost.com/2020/01/24/coronavirus-outbreak-video-shows-dead-bodies-in-halls-of-china-hospital/
https://tinyurl.com/tvtm67z
https://tinyurl.com/Greetings-from-Minnesota
https://blindfaithtattoo.com/
My BiL’s shop is in Bangor. Funny guy, built like a fire hydrant. Neither one of us has any ink. He’s offered free tattoos to Paula for years that she’s turned down.
Think it will get loose? Seems like it would be hard to get, since you have to eat bats, but spreads by human contact now.
Ha ha ha ha haaa, Pork Chops! Great impersonator, Pupster. Dad and I spent the day together yesterday and we had a total Portuguese day. I have the wonderful pantry items to prove it.
OSO! I just found a whole page of memes and most of them made me think about you and BAM here you are.
I had to look up keloids, at first glance I thought you meant those exercises girls do to strengthen up the hoo-haw and I thought “why would Oso know that her sister does that?”
I’m going to go make cookies now.
Hotspur,
I just got this Ruger .22 for my varmint problems. I didn’t really need the gold color, but it does look cool.
I like to think the skunks will admire the gun before they shuffle off the mortal coil.
I think it’ll get loose but I don’t think it will be at the Spanish Flu level mortality. Not that we’re that much more advanced in terms of viral pandemic treatment compared with then but the recognition of the potential for catastrophe is greater now.
https://summit.news/2020/01/22/professor-warns-new-coronavirus-has-same-kill-rate-as-the-spanish-flu/
Lots of stories to make you shit your drawers at this site
I put a Tandem Kross compensator on the muzzle (because it makes it look cooler) and a red dot on the picatinny rail.
It’s a lot of fun to shoot.
This virus thing…..its disconcerting. Pretty sure we’ve established we cant trust the chicoms for truthful information regarding its origins. It seems to be spreading rapidly. Be a real drag if this were the pandemic some have been saying we’re due. We have a case in Chicago. Im pretty sure Im going to do some precautionary stocking up tomorrow just for shits n grins.
*why do I hear dont fear the reaper playing in the background… ; )
*extra points if you get the reference
That clip’s been making the rounds, TeeRoy, you ain’t the only one hearing it…
How do you say “Cap’n Tripps” in Mandarin, anyway?
Wife and I are going out to dinner tonight with my daughter and her boyfriend. It’s her first ‘adult’ (i.e. non-college) relationship.
So far, I like her judgement. Seems like a solid guy, Civil Engineer that she met through us, kinda.
My best friend is one of the partners in the engineering firm he works for.
I’ve been told that my job at these dinners is to shut up, color on the placemat and pay the bill.
I can do that…until you get a few beers in me, then ALL BETS ARE OFF!
👋🏻 Doggeh. Kegels. 🤣🤣🤣
As an airline pilot, I’m really glad I don’t fly to China.
I am worried that this could shut down travel to Asia (or at least severely depress it), and that would suck for our business.
Yes, I know that’s selfish, but I can’t fix people who will eat any form of meat put in front of them without regard to its provenance.
No one trusts China to tell the truth. Gee, Wally. I’ve seen death counts as high as 10,000 in Wuhan. Shanghai Disney shut down.
Needs more cowbell
^^^That was for Troy’s comment^^^
Phat, we’re flying out of San Fran on Wednesday. Masks sold out here. Buying wipes to wipe down trays, lights, and vents. Pray for Oso.
LOL’d, had to show the Minnesota one to Mr. RFH, then sent it to Rocketboy and Mini-me.
Meme that I’m too lazy to fact check is blah blah blah 1820 and 1920 pandemics.
I didnt see the clip making the rounds BC… But The Stand is my fav Stephen King book followed closely by the fourth book (I think) of the Dark Tower series. (The one that covered Rolands background)
@ Phat. Show him that Ruger and discuss suppressors and assassination shot placement along with all your friends from SOAR.
Definitely more cowbell Tifw…. I gotta fevah!
My thoughts on this Chinese virus:
I hope I’m very wrong.
Cook your bat to 165 degrees and you’ll be fine.
I’m amused that Hershey’s restocked the desk of PA senator Pat Toomey. Wonder if he has to declare the value of the donated goods.
I really thought Firestarter and Christine were his best work.
Love the space force logo. Still mad that the uniforms aren’t silver lame and purple wigs.
Lots of stories to make you shit your drawers at this site
Sounds like the trailer for That’s Armageddon!
I like the new space force logo, too. I still have no idea if NASA gets folded into that or not. Not wearing the Erin Gray outfit from Buck Rogers, I don’t have the legs to pull it off any more.
All the Trekkies think it looks like the Star Fleet symbol. SFDS (Space Force Derangement Syndrome)
They’d probably love it if it was Osabi that unveiled it.
Who’s Osabi?
Haven’t seen that movie yet.
Barack Osabi
Wasabi?
You know, JEF
Mooch’s beard? Ok.
Hers is stubbier than his
I still have no idea if NASA gets folded into that or not. Not wearing the Erin Gray outfit from Buck Rogers, I don’t have the legs to pull it off any more.
I wouldn’t be surprised if NASA is eventually broken up, with a lot of stuff moved to the Space Force, and the rest folded into the FAA (which becomes the Federal Aerospace Administration).
I got a S&W Model 41 for my cake day. I had kinda forgot my dad even had that one. Probably hasn’t been out of the safe in a decade or fired in 20 years.
Back from coyote hunting. No coyotes seen, saw a raccoon and a fair sized owl. Pretty foggy out. Still enjoyed idling down the gravel roads with me FIL & SIL. Had the country moosic down low and they had their cold beers…. course had to stop every ten minutes so someone could piss…..funny, they dont talk about the piss stops in country music songs…..
Found out this evening that a young girl that we knew died. If you would, please say a prayer for the family of Raven Goff. She was 6 years old, and sweet as could be. She and Rebecca were pizza buddies.
PJW on a tirade NSFW about “BAT SOUP”.
https://videos.whatfinger.com/2020/01/24/paul-joseph-watson-bat-soup-%f0%9f%a6%87%f0%9f%8d%9c-china-virus/
My Glock-30 is cool…
Will do, Teresa. How sad.
Her mom is a Cross Fit instructor – don’t know if they communicate nationwide or not.
It was a freak accident. We had seen her at pizza the night before it happened. Just so hard to wrap our heads around – she was SO full of life.
Happy belated birthday, Will, and happy birthday to Vmax!
WTF is wrong with Tucker Carlson’s last guest? He’s twitching like someone’s poking him with a cattle prod.
Fucking Boeing.
https://www.space.com/boeing-withdraws-darpa-military-space-plane.html
Dieters expect rapid progress.
Specially if they be hungry.