Hello turtle-bros, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.





Your model for today is from Essex, born February 5, 1988.  The internet doesn’t seem to know her height or displacement, but consensus opinion measures 34D-23-35.  Please put a tent on that circus and say ‘ello to Miss Victoria Moore!




  1. Victoria is an olden time name that I like.

  2. ooooooooooooo –
    ice cream

  3. great joob pup!

  4. One of these things is not like the others.

    She seems about 50 pounds less than normal, her photographer’s office is not in a pay by the hour hotel and she generally looks lovely.

    I would love to see what his girl looks like with a smile on her face.

  5. wakey wakey

  6. She can’t smile for photos, it would ruin the aloof vibe.

  7. She appears to smile, or at least ‘come hither’ in videos.

  8. that’s what I was thinking, Leon. I think she’s going for the “I’m already aroused” look.

  9. Fence contractor set to arrive in about 30 min.

  10. 8/10 would smash

  11. I’m almost entirely out of coffee. I might have enough to make one cup.

  12. I’ve got plenty of coffee. Come one over.

  13. Too far. You’ll need to move closer.

  14. You’re moving away.

  15. I didn’t have OJ this morning, so it’s a nationwide breakfast crisis.

  16. In other news, I can boil water LIKE A BOSS now!

  17. Well, enough fun for me. Time to paint.

  18. Do you want to visit Alpharetta for a few months to help us raise the baby, Car in? Its super nice. Lots of bad metal and crossfit junkies.

    People bring you food, not the other way around.

    No parties in the basement.

    Walls are painted.

    Lots of phone charging cords.

    No cars, everyone rides a Newfie to work.

    100+bottle wine cellar.

  19. I’d go get gas station coffee, but I don’t want to not be here for fence guy.

  20. It’ll be like a vacation, MJ. Should I send you my macros?

  21. Fence guy says he can do it mid-April, so we’re probably looking at a couple weeks of horse boarding or not really moving for almost a month.

  22. Bananas!
    Jay, that reminds me of my old friend Charlie. Exactly the kind of thing he would say to someone. First you slap him, then you piss yourself laughing.

  23. I love Alpharetta! Unless it has changed, it used to b the place to be……but I’m done raising babies…and wives.

  24. Nice job, Pups. Is it difficult to find pics of BBF models with their clothes on?

  25. For once, no ink. No piercings. Not even a tramp stamp.

  26. She carries her daddy issues on the inside.

  27. I need to lose weight…

  28. New lumper didn’t show up.

    People suck.

  29. Hey, what are you up to?

  30. Gonna have to put the smack down on that lumper.

  31. After market bolt-ons. *sighs*

  32. Proof that parents have raised a whole generation of pussies: nobody in his school has knocked David Hogg’s teeth down his throat and cracked his skull.

  33. And people got on my case when I said the anti-bullying shit was dangerous.

  34. Bullying is how the weak know their place.

  35. Bullying also gets the weak to stand up for themselves.

  36. Trump threatens to veto Spending Bill…..muwahahahahaaha.

    Watch these motherfuckers scramble on a Friday…..too freaking funny.

  37. Trump likes to jerk his opponents around.

    He’s threatening to veto in part because it doesn’t address the DACA recipients or fully pay for the wall.

  38. “Bullying” is at the discretion of a bunch of teacher’s union thugs who decided that the best way to prevent it was to produce people incapable of condemning human sacrifice.

  39. Bullying is how the fat, dumb kid flexes a little power before he eventually gets his ass handed to him.

    Unrelated to fat and dumb. I wonder if Rosetta is talking to Steven Hawking like a robot just to be a dick.

  40. Does it:

    Fund Planned Parenthood? Yes = VETO
    Does it not fully fund the border wall? No = VETO
    Does it fund Chuck Schumer’s tunnel? Yes = VETO
    Does it fund NEA (PBS/NPR)? Yes = VETO
    Does it give any money to sanctuary cities/states? Yes = VETO

    There’s five reasons right there for you, Donny. You need to kick these assholes in the groin.

  41. Well, the courts have already nixed the not funding of sanctuary cities.

  42. Comment by Hotspur on March 23, 2018 11:44 am
    Proof that parents have raised a whole generation of pussies: nobody in his school has knocked David Hogg’s teeth down his throat and cracked his skull.


    LOL and so fricken true.

    This guy would be exactly the pussy who would be bullied. Not because he’s a femmy boy, not because he’s part of the thespian club at school, he’d get bullied (and should) because he’s an insufferable prick, who thinks he knows shit and doesn’t know when to shut his faggoty hole.

  43. I would wash Dolly *shudder* if Trump vetoed this POS resolution.

    Which he of course should.

    Oh, and Ryan you are also an insufferable prick.

  44. Yeah, the only beatdown that guy needed was verbal, and he never got it.

  45. Hogg’s parents (and the father was a FBI agent??) must really be California level lefty assholes.

  46. Re: the Hogg hump
    Vermin beget Vermin

  47. I still think the problem isn’t with the kids. Its the idiots listening to them.

  48. No doubt, MJ. They are obviously being PR’d and schooled. But if you can’t see the inherent dickishness of David Hogg…I know you can.

  49. Happy National Puppy Day!

  50. You might wanna let Dolly soak in warm soapy water a bit before grabbing the scrub brush, Mare. It’s been a while.

  51. Well, the courts have already nixed the not funding of sanctuary cities.

    I missed that, and I read most of the headlines daily. Does surprise me, though.
    And don’t tell me – it was the ninth circuit court of appeals, right?

  52. *doesn’t

  53. I’ve seen a sum total of 10 seconds of that kid and he seems arrogant, naive, and dangerously confident.

    And his breath smelled of gentleman’s sausage.

  54. There’s a video of Hogg at a table with two others, in some sort of interview/discussion. The kid uses “fuck” a dozen times.

    I think he’s compensating.*

    *for being a wuss

  55. I think the Democrats should run him for President.

    He’s gay, black, and a victim of gun violence. It’s perfect!

  56. I wonder if Rosetta is talking to Steven Hawking like a robot just to be a dick
    Okay, that was worth my membership fee at the H2.

    *pours a 40 on my clown shoes*

  57. I’ve never thought a kid was full of wisdom.

    Dennis Prager talks about this. If, as an adult, you’re looking at a kid for wisdom, you’re a dumbass.

    Not saying there aren’t a lot of smart, adultish kids.

  58. Trump is gonna sign it.

  59. I’m sure you’ve all heard the quip about how we’re supposed to take the advice of kids on guns, the same kids who we were worrying about eating Tide pods the week before the shooting

  60. Listening to the press conference on Rush.

    “Lipstick on a pig” comes to mind

  61. That’s it. I’m done. Trump is a fucking asshole. All hat, no cattle.

  62. And he’s still going to cost us the house and senate this year. Clown.

  63. I really wonder about the House and Senate.

    I just don’t see it going the way everyone thinks. Mostly because everyone is wrong.


  64. At the very least he should have demanded that Ryan and McConnell step down at the price of this failure of a bill.

  65. Trump, you stupid prick.

    Thanks for nothing asshole.

  66. Man, that Hogg kid has an awesome PR team. They’re already gotten the videos of him making an ass of himself pulled down.

  67. I cannot believe that the POSs on the R side thought having Ryan was a great choice as speaker.

    Oh, and don’t forget, Ryan was supposed to be the numbers guy. Paraphrase: “I was given the advice to concentrate on one thing and make yourself as knowledgeable as you can on the subject, become an expert.”

    Yeah, he’s a real numbers guy.

  68. On the upside, I don’t have to clean Dolly. On the downside the country is screwed.

  69. Trump is playing checkers – badly. He isn’t going to make any friends on the left, the media, entertainment, or nevertrumpers, and now he’s pissed off the entire rest of his base.

    I haven’t felt this betrayed since John Roberts blew Obama.

  70. Man, that Hogg kid has an awesome PR team. They’re already gotten the videos of him making an ass of himself pulled down.

    So they’ve taken down every video he’s ever appeared in? Every interview and news appearance?

  71. Just an opinion, but if there is ever a “hill to die on” defunding Planned Parenthood is that hill.* Having the piled corpses of the baby parts not sold by ghouls to scum sitting on America’s conscience is why God’s Providence will no longer be upon us.

    And of course, allowing serial killers who apparently wallow in the joy of cutting an infant’s larynx (so you don’t hear them scream) to continue is another crime we have to answer for.

    * Let the skanks pay for it themselves. Holy shit, if a whore doesn’t want kids, don’t spread your legs. But, I continually forget how fun and fulfilling shows like Sex and City make being a skank seem.

    Time for kitten videos.

  72. Oh, and did I forget to say McConnell and Ryan are C8nts? What is worse than a C*nt? That’s what they are.

  73. I still have one up on facedouche. It’s a doozie.

  74. The line of the week…..Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana described the bill as “a Great-Dane sized whiz down the leg of every taxpayer in this country.”

  75. I am going to use that line all the time.

    waiter: How is everything?

    me: It like a Great-Dane sized whiz down my leg.

  76. Well, at least I’m bound to make bank on the 19 acre parcel after some inflation finally hits.

  77. And my plan of spending my retirement blasted on ‘shrooms is sounding better all the time.

  78. Taken from Tyler O’Neil linked on Instapundit:

    Remember these honored names:

    Sen.s Rand Paul (R-Ky.), Ted Cruz (R-Texas), Mike Lee (R-Utah), Ben Sasse (R-Neb.), John Kennedy (R-La.), Ron Johnson (R-Wisc.), Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), Thom Tillis (R-N.C.), David Perdue (R-Ga.), John Barasso (R-Wy.), Bill Cassidy (R-La.), Mike Crapo (R-Id.), Joni Ernst (R-Iowa), Cory Gardner (R-Colo.), Dan Sullivan (R-Alaska), Steve Daines (R-Mont.), Mike Enzi (R-Wy.), Bob Corker (R-Tenn.), Deb Fischer (R-Neb.), Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa), James Lankford (R-Okla.), James Risch (R-Idaho), EVEN JEFF FLAKE (R-Ariz.) voted against it.

    Meanwhile, Republican sellouts:

    Sen.s: Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.), Roy Blunt (R-Mo.), John Boozman (R-Ark.), Shelley Moore Capito (R-W.V.), Thad Cochran (R-Miss.), Susan Collins (R-Maine), John Cornyn (R-Texas), Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), Dean Heller (R-Nev.), John Hoeven (R-N.D.), Jim Inhofe (R-Okla.), Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.), Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), Jerry Moran (R-Kan.), Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska), Rob Portman (R-Ohio), Pat Roberts (R-Kan.), Mike Rounds (R-S.D.), Tim Scott (R-S.C.), Richard Shelby (R-Ala.), John Thune (R-S.D.), Roger Wicker (R-Miss.), Todd Young (R-Ind.).

  79. My senators voted for it, I don’t even have to check.

    I need to write Tim Allen and get him to run against Doofus Debbie.

  80. Two surprises: Tim Scott and John Cornyn. I don’t give a shit if you are in a military area. So are Cruz and Lee, much more so and they voted against it.

  81. This has sort of fallen off the radar lately but I remember one of you commenting “Look for what the change orders were”. Well, guess what

  82. I say we all get together and VOTE our way out of this!

  83. Bad day today.

    Let’s try it again tomorrow Monday.

    *wonders what a lumper gets paid*

  84. I’m shocked that Hogg, sensing a little bit of power fueled by constant praise of his dumb, immolated.


  85. She probably had to do that 20 times.

  86. Is that the way it’s done? No wonder Carin hates it.

  87. Kipping looks painful

  88. *CARin gets up off the mat*

    Leon: …

    CARin: ONE!

  89. MJ,

    Can you hear banjo music right now ?

  90. Trump just schlonged us. What a disgrace.

    Trump, you won’t have to sign another bill like this. You’ll be impeached in January 2019.

  91. He was screwed either way.

    Ryan set him up.

  92. President Hillary would have vetoed this monstrosity

  93. Read My Lips…….

  94. It would probably be less under Hillary. She wouldn’t have upped funding for the military, and there would be zero for border security.

  95. I wonder if Rosetta is talking to Steven Hawking like a robot just to be a dick

    **laughs, drinks a toast**

  96. Maybe next time just have one iced tea, MmmKay?

  97. too bad they didn’t put a bullet in him when they had the chance

  98. Greetings, people who are hopefully thawing out.

    I don’t know how many of you will like this song, but I have a feeling a few might like the video. Like leon, f’rinstance.

  99. Yes!!!


  100. I’ve seen the video, Sean. Some rare artistic talent on display there.

  101. thanks sean

  102. has oso been around?

  103. Do I believe that Trump would cheat on his hot wife with skanky porn stars? Yeah, probably.

    Do I believe that Trump cheated on his hot wife with Stormy Daniels? Ehhhhhhh…maybe.

    Do I believe that Obama would cheat on his mannish wife with dudes? Yeah, probably.

    Do I believe that Obama cheated on his mannish wife with crackhead and habitual crook Larry Sinclair? Ehhhhhh…no.

  104. hahahaaaaa
    i thought it was humorous
    it reads like an onion article

    i have no idea who sinclair is

  105. “Do I believe that Obama would cheat on his mannish wife with dudes? Yeah, probably.”


  106. I’ve seen that video before but it’s always worth a rewatch.

    Cool story

  107. It’s better than a Great-Dane sized whiz down the leg.

  108. Reading Jimbro’s link, I see that the director of that video is Hiro Murai, who’s directed a bunch of episodes of Atlanta. That’s one of the most drily funny shows on tyeevee right now.

  109. If this is true…..HA HA HA HA

    We’ll see

  110. I went down the rabbit hole with that link Sean. I’ve been watching linked videos and investigating LA roller girl culture for a little while now.

    Never got into roller skates, I did have roller blades and managed not to die with them on (I came close once in Boston rolling down a slight hill near the Charles River before I knew how to brake).

  111. It’ll be interesting to see if any of that happens Scott or if it’s just wishcasting

  112. That’s one of the things I actually love about YouTube and Amazon Music. You just follow the recommendations, and sometimes you find some fucking cool stuff.


  114. Good on ya, Sean. Try not to be a nervous wreck for 2 months.

  115. If you get a tattoo of Norm’s face the redness will fade by then leaving

  116. “leaving” is the product of auto text and really a non sequitor

  117. sean should read this first –

  118. Good on ya, Sean. Try not to be a nervous wreck for 2 months.

    Hey, she’s nice and all, but I may not sleep until then just at the mere prospect of seeing Norm MacDonald perform.

  119. YAY! I’m happy for you, Sean! That’ll be a fun date.

  120. Trump just schlonged us. What a disgrace.

    No, congress just schlonged us, including him, again. I put bullsh*t like this squarely in these RINO asses, laps. Especially Ryan. WTF, he acts like he so fiscally smart and responsible. Meh.

    Though, he could have said he wasn’t going to sign anything until them f*ckers take the time to read it. And then be all dramatic over the money they earmarked for themselves.

    Pretty sure Hillary’s would have been just as expensive as they would have dumped that much and more to ramp up obamacare.

  121. Yeah, he could have vetoed the damn thing. But he didn’t. He made a bunch of noise about how he might do that, and then he went ahead and signed it.

  122. This is a GOP civil war. There is a wing of the party that despises Trump, and wants to humiliate him.

  123. And thank you, beasn. Looking forward to it.

  124. I’m watching Into the Badlands, season 2, on Netflix. On the one hand, the choreography of the fight scenes is good, and the story and characters are interesting. On the other hand, the whole “no guns” thing is getting harder to suspend disbelief on. I can understand that there are no guns in the Badlands, but outside? No way.

  125. Yeah, how do you put that particular genie back into the bottle?

  126. I could understand the Barons outlawing guns and fighting wars with hand-to-hand combat because their goal was to preserve their power against the threat of an uprising by their slaves. But the rest of the world should still be awash in guns. They’re not hard to make.

  127. Distant lover, lover
    So many miles away
    Heaven knows that I long for you
    Every night, every night
    I plan, sometimes I derp
    Through the day




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