Hello monkeybutt faces, and welcome to Big Boob Friday. EMJAY took the day off to prepare for some sort of parade or mud run or something, so be sure to contribute tax dollars for his retroactive contraception out of your next paycheck. I’ll never forget his future last words to me…“You don’t have the balls.”
If memory serves me correctly, I’m supposed to make like MCPO and link a music video that nobody clicks on or cares about.
Man, those douchebags can really play.
Today’s model is of the sweet-faced almond-eyed variety, born on May 26th, 1982 in Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan. She stands 5’5″ tall in the saddle and is a manageable 100 lbs. She is listed at 37-23-35 but I would like some verification before I commit myself to such a bold statement on the internets. Please look up in horror, point, and open-mouth scream “godsrilla” to welcome Yoko Matsugane.
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I made this p.o.s. poat last weekend so if anything just happened today in history that was important please shove it up some crevice sideways and report back next week. Pencils down.
1621 The first Indian appears to colonists in Plymouth, Massachusetts.
1802 The United States Military Academy is founded by Congress for the purpose of educating and training young men in the theory and practice of military science.
1850 Nathaniel Hawthorne’s The Scarlet Letter is published.
1913 The 15,000-ton battleship Pennsylvania is launched at Newport News, Va.
1926 Physicist Robert H. Goddard launches the first liquid-fuel rocket.
1935 Adolf Hitler orders a German rearmament and violates the Versailles Treaty.
1964 President Lyndon B. Johnson submits a $1 billion war on poverty program to Congress.
1985 Associated Press newsman, Terry Anderson is taken hostage in Beirut.
Born on March 16
1751 James Madison, fourth President of the United States (1809-17).
1789 George S. Ohm, German physicist.
1822 John Pope, Union general in the American Civil War.
1912 Thelma Catherine Patricia Ryan Nixon, first lady to President Richard Nixon.
1926 Jerry Lewis, American comedian and film actor.
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She seems nice.
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I think I broke my gif machine.
bewbies
very nice, MJ, I mean Pupster!
Oh my!
she’s a little cutie.
Good boy.
http://bit.ly/AfQrgX
Well done, Pupster.
http://tinyurl.com/6rzhunp
write your own material
Thank God that other piece of shit finally got pushed down.
You honor us with your sweater meat, Matsugane-chan.
Arigato.
Scott and I are laughing with tears in our eyes over the links.
Hysterical, Pupster!
HI RICH!
hypnotic…..
Daddy like!
Strong work, pupster!
Woof!
(What part of Woof! don’t you understand?)
Oh my stars and garters!
http://tinyurl.com/842txof
Oh my stars and garters!
Oh, that poor girls seems to have fallen down..
Here, sweetie, let me help you…
Sandra Fluke’s thesis work:
http://tinyurl.com/6qjysdl
SOEarpiece got mentioned by Tammy Bruce
Baboons are disgusting. Too bad that guy didn’t have a flame thrower.
SOEarpiece got mentioned by Tammy Bruce
On air or on Twitter?
Pupster, Mr. TiFW says “Thank You”….. 😛
somebody in the basketball pool for the HQ used Soledad Obriens Lying Bracket as their name.
HAHAHAHA…mare will like the cat burrito.
Andy Petitte is BACK, BABY!!!
*kill me now….
somebody in the basketball pool for the HQ used Soledad Obriens Lying Bracket as their name.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That poor woman is gonna have a break-down
Good morning, boob enjoyers.
What is the definition of insanity, again?
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/7709408/camerons-subprime-thinking.thtml
Cyn retweeted it about 25 minutes ago.
Rumor that TOTUS and Earpiece dated.
Good job Pupster! http://i.imgur.com/nZqak.gif
And remember:
“A world without F-words is too much to take.”
HAHAHAHA!
What is the definition of insanity, again?
RON PAUL!!!!!
Sandra Fluke’s thesis work:
http://tinyurl.com/6qjysdl
What is she trying to do? Scare men away?
Sandra Fluke’s thesis work:
http://tinyurl.com/6qjysdl
What is that thing?
And why is it pulling a huge vagina?
Rumor that TOTUS and Earpiece dated.
Ah. That’s a couple of days old.
TB was on CNN this morning. I thought maybe she brought it up there.
SOE followers update: 417
What is the definition of insanity, again?
RON PAUL!!!!!
Oh, now you’ve done it, Sean.
What is that thing?
And why is it pulling a huge vagina?
http://tinyurl.com/mt6c58
Oh, now you’ve done it, Sean.
I thought you people wanted trolls to play with up in here.
Trolls yes; Paultards… nooooo
http://is.gd/A4FMzP
http://is.gd/umZLq0
Nice job, pupster!
http://is.gd/E9mvvh
Can’t help it…laughed.
write your own material
http://is.gd/3GsP1C
HA! Wabbit Stew Time.
lauraw – what I find funny about the power-loss story in Boston is how they are making it out to be so tough that the hipsters and douches (but I repeat myself) in the city lost power for “so long”. When us “hicks” outside Rt 495 have lost power for 5 to 7 days more than 3 times in the last 10 years, and you don’t hear 1/4 of the crap the media has spewing about how tough the Boston folks have had it. Everyone in Boston has public water and sewer – try living in your house for 5 days without running water.
excellent poat.
http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-472-7men
Hmmmmmm….the bunny had a “genetic defect” and “accidentally” got stepped on by a German cameraman?
Hmmmmmm….the bunny had a “genetic defect” and “accidentally” got stepped on by a German cameraman?
*strokes chin…..
hmmmmmm……………. how conveeeenient, huh?
It’s easy to lose your balance in those jackboots.
http://is.gd/5B4geN
I feel badly for this girl. She’ll probably never prank on anybody ever again.
Speaking of totalitarian regimes, fuck red light cameras.
“…and when the mailman came and put the ticket in my mailbox, there was no one left to speak for me.”
Sean, Scott ran a light that was turning red right on top of him this morning. Had he slammed on the brakes he would have been rear-ended for sure.
Sean, CT is going to install some of them.
They are claiming they don’t care about the money, it’s about public safety. Even though the damn things have been proven to cause more accidents at those intersections.
Insanity.
Marketing fail or marketing win? You decide.
http://www.thelocal.se/39660/20120314/
I have three options: I can pay the city $480 (not likely), contest it in court, or do traffic school. At this point, my only question is if I contest it and lose, do I have to pay the full amount? I’m pretty sure the light was yellow when I hit the intersection.
Okay, they have video online.
Traffic school it is.
What AD said about the Boston power outage.
Give me a fuckin’ break.
How do you contest a photo, Sean?
$480? OMG. Move .
I honestly thought the light was still yellow when I crossed into the intersection, and the photos they included are kind of ambiguous. The video, however, clearly shows that the light was red.
Mea culpa.
Googled it…there’s site after site about how to fight those tickets.
We were without water for 3 days 2 summers ago. You’d think the world was coming to an end, for all the caterwauling going on then.
You could pick up free water wherever you went for groceries, and the Wal Mart parking lot. You just couldn’t take a shower, because the mains broke, and flood water got in them. So all the pipes had to be purged. They got the water towers partially filled, so they lifted the complete ban, in that you could take a shower (boiling water for consumption was still in effect). They had to call it off, because the water tower was emptied too fast. I found out why, when I went to work the 3rd day (without a shower). People were out washing their cars.
I’m glad I wasn’t armed, because more than a few tires would have been shot out that day. Man I was pissed.
Red light cameras are really just robot police, and that just isn’t fair.
Holy crap, apparently some police depts. in CA send out fake tickets! Make sure the ticket tells you to contact the court. Some of them tell you NOT to contact the court! LOL, WTF
We’ve had the red light cams here for years and people were so hugely pissed. They eventually got pulled from the freeways and many other towns are slowly following suit.
A huge down side to the cams at intersections was the increase in rear-end accidents.
Safety, my ass.
HA HA HA douchebag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erYpXzE9Pxs
They installed speed cameras on the interstate through downtown Des Moines, last year. They claimed it was a safety issue, blah blah blah, trial run, blah blah. No way they were making any money on this.
This spring, the city government (guess that party!) had a budget deficit. Guess how they made up the money! That’s right, revenues from the non profitable speed cameras! They moved that money to the general fund! Unpossible!
This might be related to the additional 2 mobile speed cameras the city bought late last year, in addition to the static speed cameras.
It says to contact the court and everything. It’s legit. I knew this was coming because the city that this happened in has great big flashbulbs that go off when this shit happens.
Here in The People’s Democratic Republic of Columbus, they send you the still images with the ticket, video upon request.
My last company got a nice windshield shot of a technician with his head down looking at his phone, and another camera shot from the other direction showing a city bus (empty) smoking the tires to not hit him, under a big bright red light he ran while text-ing. He’s lucky to be unemployed and alive. That bus would have creamed him for sure if that driver had been text ing too.
HA HA HA douchebag
What’s absolutely priceless about that is that he pretends like these words are just coming to him off the cuff.
“they are…uuuhhh… a country…. ummm… that …uhhh, how shall I say this….. uhhh .. punches above their weight…. and .. ummm they are .. uhhh… my scriptwriters are going to uhh hate me for going off script here, but I really mean this, umm, they are one of our ..uhh strongest allies…”
Mobile speed cameras?
*shudder
We’ve had the red light cams here for years and people were so hugely pissed.
The return address on the ticket is in AZ. I’d heard somewhere that most of the companies that SoCal law enforcement contract with are based there.
I read that they played with the timing of the yellow, etc, with those cameras. They weren’t catching enough people, so they fucked with the timing.
Mobile speed cameras?
*shudder
They give you the location of the speed cameras on the morning news. And they still catch people.
I have no idea why there are speed limits on long highways. There should be a speed minimum, not the other way around. If you’re not willing to go over 100, take the local roads.
MJ?
http://tinyurl.com/42veocf
I can understand, Jay. I have a well, so I don’t wash my car at home – I go to the car wash. OT – I bet pupster has a bikini car wash GIF or two.) They have had the sense to ask them to stay closed for an extra day or two when the water/power come back on.
Related: the next town over from where I live has a standing restriction on outdoor water use during the summer months, regardless of conditions. I wonder if it has anything to do with the Dasani water bottling plant that uses town water that opened 5 years ago?
What’s absolutely priceless about that is that he pretends like these words are just coming to him off the cuff.
Someday, he hopes to visit all 57 Denmarks.
http://www.kalynskitchen.com/2006/03/janets-mustard-chickenan-old-favorite.html#more
Well done, pup!
And by well done I mean nice bewbs.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the Dasani water bottling plant that uses town water that opened 5 years ago?
Haha, I refill the water bottles, and put them in the fridge. One of my friends asked me about it, and I said “why not, that’s all the bottling plant does”. He disagreed.
Further research proved him wrong. He was surprised. Also a little pissed at the amount he was spending on water.
Any metaphor that includes boxing from Obama is kind of laughable.
Car Wash?
http://tinyurl.com/7zsxdd3
Although he would have great nicknames.
Barack ‘Mom Jeans’ Obama.
Pupster was the natural choice to fill in on BBF…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAWbK9A3DUY
I hear Obama use the word “Punch” and my brain automatically adds the word “Donkey”.
Ga. I have day three of P90X 2 awaiting me in the basement.
It’s hard.
*cries.
Pupster was the natural choice to fill in on BBF…
Peanut butter much?
You should tweet that, Carin.
You should tweet that, Carin.
Good idea. I’ll tweet it, then facebook it.
New iPad is out.
I really am not in the mood for it though. I’m procrastinating.
duh.
OH I just read the funniest thing over at white house dossier … Jay Carney on obama’s “documentary”:
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney today said he plans to watch the Obama campaign film “The Road We’ve Traveled” over and over again.
“I had a chance to see it,” he told reporters traveling with him aboard Air Force One to the first of five fundraisers President Obama will hold today in Chicago and Atlanta. “I thought it was superb. I’ll probably watch it many times. I hope you will too.”
ba haa haaa haa aa …
does that man have no pride? No self-respect? How much are they paying him?
shut it Hotspur.
I mean it.
I don’t think you can shut an iPad.
you can if you have the optional cover
Ga. I have
day three of P90X 2a grave to finish awaiting me in the basement.It’s hard.
*cries.
FTFY
btw nice boobage! and great links pupster.
out
I love the leather “stand” case I have for my iPad. Just saying. . .
Nice article on Lex:
http://tinyurl.com/73r4t84
I’m named in it. Which, I do believe is the first time I’ve been in the paper and it wasn’t the police blotter.
Kudos Xbrad
We should all pitch in and buy Carin
an iPada boob job.xBrad – Nice article.
MCPO, the author/editor of the paper, is retired Army. I suspect that might have something to do with him not being a douche.
the author/editor of the paper, is retired Army
I’m sure his mother loves him. . .
Xbrad,
Thanks for the link.
I’m sure his mother loves him. . .
He’s one up on you then..
http://tinyurl.com/6llvd2k
The perfect iPad for Car in would weigh about 50 pounds. That way she could work out and fuck off at the same time.
When even the home of the Irish population in America renames St Patrick’s Day, you know PC has gone too far:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/15/massachusetts-principal-renames-st-patricks-day-with-ogreen-day/
>> The perfect iPad for Car in would weigh about 50 pounds.
Sounds like a normal iPad powered by a car battery. I’m sure we could come up with something.
The perfect
iPadpurple dildo for Car in would weigh about 50 pounds. That way she could work out and fuckoffat the same time.FTFY.
Ducks, and
runswaddles very far away.One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to heII, where the devil is waiting for him.
“I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do: I’ve got three people here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.”
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in heII.
“No,” Obama said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer, and I don’t think I could do that all day long.”
The devil led him to the door of the next room.
In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
“No, this is no good; I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,” commented Obama.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, “Yeah, man; I can handle this.”
The devil smiled and said………..”OK, Monica, you’re free to go.”
AgileD makes it as far as the patio:
http://tinyurl.com/7qe4rkg
BabyDaveinTexas?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYr5UPHPcOY
At least I made it off the rocks!
Jewstin, save us.
http://tinyurl.com/7mo26h4
Who eats green mashed potatoes to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
Truly a valiant effort, AD. You deserve more bacon.
Brad, you need this http://www.wimp.com/armoredvehicle
Who eats green mashed potatoes to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
Nope. Corned beef and cabbage is St. Paddy’s day. Mashed potatoes are likely, but they won’t be green.
Who eats green mashed potatoes to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
I think she just didn’t want to admit to getting hammered on green beer in front of her kids…
Can’t decide which one I like more, the “launches” gif or the Thelma Nixon link.
Good job, Pupster!
Done. Didn’t die. Now I need to go running. Someone tweet this for me.
You deserve more bacon.
Jewstin for President!
I hate Spring Break…..
http://is.gd/q8h3X9
I don’t drink green beer, either. I drink Guinness or Harp.
scottw – I NEED one of those! For my next Doc appt in Boston.
I drink Guinness or Harp.
Why choose? I like Black and Tans.
Just got back from buying the Guinness.
I like Black and Tans.
RacistCorporate shill. When did you sell your soul to Nike?I vote that we use all of the crazy “Amazon” money that we’ve earned so far, and buy one of those Marauders for Lapeerapalooza….
In honor of today’s BBF: Sayounara
It is off for another busy weekend, and too much beer. I hope y’all sober up by Monday.
When did you sell your soul to Nike?
How do you think I afford all that bacon?
l8r, h8rs.
Hardcore:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/03/woman-chain-saw-suicide.html
Good afternoon/early evening.
Good news to report! The siege at the MFO North Camp is officially over.
Gaelic steak, soda bread and Jameson whiskey. That’s what’s St. Paddy’s Day Dinner!
You mean O’Green Day.
Ogreen day is one of the many reasons we don’t send our kids to public school.
Ok so we get an email from our kids Catholic school showing the results of the Iowa tests. The eighth graders who took the test earlier this year need to be at 8.6 meaning 8th grade, 6th month.
They scored 12.8. All the other grades show similar leads.
I have seen the homework and its not all that stressful, I think it is the public schools worrying about teaching liberal crap that takes up all their time. and the unions of course.
O’Green Day
Seriously??
Have never heard that here.
Aggie, scroll up to AD’s link.
G Mohawk, word. At the Science Olympiad competitions, it’s the private schools, magnet schools, and Catholic schools. The only public schools that are on par (and, sadly, kick our asses) are from Auburn.
My 5th grader could do that 10th grade Florida test posted at Ace’s. Iowa test is next week.
Where’s MCPO? I need to borrow his iPad. Some rat bastard kid is in the pool making Wookie noises.
Good lord….
And in Massachusetts??
Also, parents who write the tuition check every month want their money’s worth.
Jewstin – No. You may not use my iPad.
G-Mo – I’m so privileged that my parent’s sacrificed so I might attend parochial schools!
O’Green day?
fucksize stupid.
I went to Catholic school through 8th grade (no high school, much to my mom’s chagrin.) Public high school was a total yawn for me.
But it gave me plenty of time for chasing skirts.
And your mom.
Norfolk State???
Hotspur, you super fly you.
http://tinyurl.com/blueball-flies
and with that I must go drink too, in fact I am driven too.
Yeh, #15 seed knocks off #2. That’ll fuck up some brackets.
“Also, parents who write the tuition check every month want their money’s worth.”
What would happen to the ‘achievement gap’ if we tied school performance to welfare?
Why do I have to log in now??
MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea, that log in thing is annoying.
*looks at her picks*
*smiles…and smiles…*
It’s like she knows me!
Norfolk State Cheerleaders:
“We’re the girls from Norfolk State
We don’t drink.
We don’t smoke.
Norfolk! Norfolk! Norfolk!”
Chief, that ditty is so old, even you ought to be ashamed.
Chief, that’s not old.
It’s Olde.
I like my oatmeal lumpy. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs
That cheer was a headscratcher until I remember you’re from the North East.
‘Norfork’ doesn’t work nearly as well.
Hahahahaha
XBrad, two funnies in one month.
I’ve got that tune on my mp3 player./
xBrad – Happy St. Paddy’s day to you. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZN3weW1udE
Who ordered this sausage fest?
Also, nice Tetons.
I want to be the first to suggest Erin Go Braghless.
Hi, Rosetta!
They say ‘absence makes the heart grow fonder,’ but in your case, people miss opportunities to punch you in the v-jay.
OMG, who told him?
Rosetta! How is your wunnerful family? Oh, and lest I forget, your closest friend, El Gaucho?
Got a free, used bike from my dad over the winter. He’s taller than me, but the seat goes pretty low, so I figure it’ll be fine. He spent years as a bikedouche, so his pedals have toe clips. It’s a mountain bike. Whatever, I figure I’ll try it out and see if I can take them off if they’re a hassle.
At least I fell down on my left side this time. It’s usually my right.
Rosetta’s goutcho should be fine. They say gargling semen is good for it.
They say ‘absence makes the heart grow fonder,’ but in your case, people miss opportunities to punch you in the v-jay.
KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY PUSSY!!!
…than I…
The big mistake of PUA was putting it all online.
Not that it matters, the chicks it works on won’t/can’t read anything that isn’t facechimp.
Rosetta! How is your wunnerful family? Oh, and lest I forget, your closest friend, El Gaucho?
Excellent. Henry likes to talk and by talk I mean scream at the top of his lungs for no apparent reason.
El Goutcho has been banished to Elba.
And Floyd farts in your general direction.
Also, excellent BBF, Pupster.
Leon – WTF are you talking about?
We have cupcake pics that say ‘Erin go Bragh’. My manager comes up to me wanting to know who ‘Erin’ is.
I can’t believe no one’s killed Hotspur yet.
Why would anyone want to kill poor li’l ol’ me?
Who is the new chick?
I can’t believe no one’s killed Hotspur yet.
I tried, but apparently he’s not allergic to almonds.
Leon – WTF are you talking about?
Hahahaha. You could make that comment about anyone at anytime here.
Who is the new chick?
My name is Sander von Fluke and I’m here to talk about why you need to pay for my lapdances.
I’m thirsty. . . who’s buying?
I’ll buy.
I was commenting on xbrads xkcd link.
I tried, but apparently he’s not allergic to almonds.
Did you try gluing the almonds to a brick and hitting him in the head with it?
Try that and report back.
MCPO, what’s the news on the grandbaby front?
Howdy Hotsausages and Hotsausagettes! *waves*
Rosetta!! Buddy, how’s by you? http://tinyurl.com/6r2j39g
Are you treating my virtual grandson Henry like the perfect child he is or are you wrinkling his Randy Travis poster?
Rosetta- Just got the latest ultrasound – Debbie is looking good. Her Mama is going through the daily, “I want ice cream” dealio.
Tomorrow, we are finalizing the furniture for the nursery. This is why you all need to buy me drinks. . . I won’t have a pot to piss in!
Howdy, Brewfan!
*waves back*
Rosetta and Brewfan show up within a few minutes of one another? What is this Faggotry Friday?
Brewfan, did you have a super fantastic birthday?
I will never be a grandfather.
I will always be younger than you.
What is this Faggotry Friday?
You’re here….
so yeah.
I’m a grandfather. Yes, future generations will have to deal with my DNA.
Rosetta!! Buddy, how’s by you? http://tinyurl.com/6r2j39g
Hello my friend! http://tinyurl.com/2959ahn
Are you treating my virtual grandson Henry like the perfect child he is or are you wrinkling his Randy Travis poster?
This morning I wiped his ass with Randy Travis brand Butt Wipes.
DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT SMASHED PEAS!!
That was a nice lex link earlier X…ummm….Art.
Bwahahahahaha.
Hi Aggie! Hi Jewstin! *waves* I had a great birthday. Mrs. BrewFan got me a Roomba for my birthday. *sobs*
Hotspur, how you doing? Cash in that Long Term Care policy yet?
Rosetta- Just got the latest ultrasound – Debbie is looking good. Her Mama is going through the daily, “I want ice cream” dealio.
Excellent. I think that ice cream thing is a ruse.
Except when Mrs Rosetta was pregnant and I had a hysterical pregnancy which caused me to eat a lot of Snickers.
. . .SMASHED PEAS!!
Babies are like dogs. They like food that looks like it’s already been eaten once.
DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT SMASHED PEAS!!
*In Henry voice* FUCK SIMILAC!
Hey Jew, what’s new with you?
Do you have a job yet?
Yes, future generations will have to deal with my
DNASTD.FTFY
Roomba?
Mrs Brewfan obviously hates your guts.
Mrs. BrewFan got me a Roomba for my birthday. *sobs*
Awwwww…
*gives Brewfan a beer*
scott, did you end up delivering those speakers?
If so, why didn’t you deliver them to my house?
Asshole.
I’m paying the bills, Rosetta. Nothing new and exciting to report though.
Rosetta – Don’t ask! It will be like the clock going to California!
I actually wanted a roomba. *regrets lie to get attention* *tears up man card* *shotguns Aggie’s beer* *burps*
I’m paying the bills, Rosetta. Nothing new and exciting to report though.
Way to not lie and make up something fun.
It’s like I don’t even know you anymore.
click and drag:
http://tinyurl.com/6sd8fyb
OK, who tipped off Ace about “White Dog?”
What is this Faggotry Friday?
hullo.
Next week I’m going to be an astronaut. NASA is sending me to Mars.
btw, whoever had “425” in the “How many followers would Soledad’s Earpiece have by Friday, 8:45PM (EDT)” is a winner!
NASA is sending me to Mars.
Jewstin is a Muslim?
huh.
Did anybody give anybody else a hassle today?
You sure they didn’t say Uranus?
You sure they didn’t say Uranus?
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
In fact, STOLEN!
SOE thanks you.
Did anybody give anybody else a hassle today?
Since I was dealing with the post office zombies, no.
btw, whoever had “425″ in the “How many followers would Soledad’s Earpiece have by Friday, 8:45PM (EDT)” is a winner!
Well, I’m sure their mom thinks so, anyway.
Sean, I think Soledad’s Earpiece wins the hassle award today!
I just hassled Jewstin kinda.
You sure they didn’t say Uranus?
Their exact words might have been ‘Stop calling, or we’ll have a restraining order slapped on your sorry ass.’
The secretary and I like to joke like that.
Well, I’m sure their mom thinks so, anyway.
wow. well, I guess we know who DIDN’T win that pool….
meow….
Rowan Williams is retiring as Archbishop of Canterbury.
I nominate Rowan Atkinson to replace him. He has gravitas.
Since I was dealing with the post office zombies, no.
Why can’t everything just get delivered through Amazon Prime? Seriously, I ordered a book yesterday afternoon and it showed up about half an hour ago.
Sean, you’re making me very suspicious. It almost sounds like you’re suggesting private enterprises can do stuff better than the gubmint.
*Dials Eric Holder
I nominate Rowan Atkinson to replace him.
Seconded.
Also, does Amazon Prime do package pick up?
Well if it isn’t my nemesis, wiserbud.
*loads cannon with Floyd’s toenail clippings*
Well, Jewstin, I don’t think Amazon Prime ships guns to Mexico, so the Feds still have that going for them.
Well, Jewstin, I don’t think Amazon Prime ships guns to Mexico, so the Feds still have that going for them.
HAR.
*Dials Eric Holder
AttackWatch has a phone number now? Huh.
I don’t know about you but I hope Gingrich and Santorum never drop out of the race.
It would be awesome if they keep campaigning all the way through the election. Maybe even through Christmas.
Congratulations on your 3rd place BBF trophy, Pupster.
http://tinyurl.com/yyvl6yz
I’m voting for Alvin Greene!
Ohai!
Rosetta, how many times did your co-workers kick you in the poon today?
Christmas Voting?! YAY!! Best Present Evah!
Hahahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/78dcsom
New recipe up at recipe blog.
I will use my time machine to murder you in 8th grade and make it look like a typical early 80’s amusement park swings accident if you don’t try it and love it.
Fuck along, now.
Rosetta, how many times did your co-workers kick you in the poon today?
Baker’s dozen.
http://is.gd/dIu7vi
New recipe up at recipe blog.
We have a recipe blog?
I can’t believe this blog hasn’t die of full-blown AIDS yet.
Dumpty, what’s your recipe for? Making scott want to kill himself?
*runs far, far away*
Amazon rocks, I have officially become a fanboy. They have slowly sucked me in and addicted me to the greatness that they sell.I bought a book from them in 2000 (I think) now the only thing I do not buy from them is Guns Groceries and Insurance.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/kony_video_director_arrested_in_S9UL4UgO4FdzAF1pVpNHwI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYVtGqnjrgs&feature=g-vrec&context=G24397fdRVAAAAAAAACQ
I’ll have to add the hearty taste-y chili recipe after I make it again.
Amazon rocks, I have officially become a fanboy. They have slowly sucked me in and addicted me to the greatness that they sell.I bought a book from them in 2000 (I think) now the only thing I do not buy from them is Guns Groceries and Insurance.
Welcome to the club. I’m a huge fan. Jeff Bezos is a genius.
Jamie Gorelick is on the board at AMZN now, though.
They’re fucking doomed.
Any Duke fans here?
Leon, did I send you keys to the recipe site?
Dumpty, what’s your recipe for? Making scott want to kill himself?
No, you ass.
It’s a recipe for chocolate-covered candy nooses.
Are you trying to tell us that you’ve gotten into the Manischewitz, Chief?
No, you ass.
It’s a recipe for chocolate-covered candy nooses.
Well you don’t have to call me names.
>>It’s a recipe for chocolate-covered candy nooses.
http://tinyurl.com/3pkgn2l
Nice link, MCPO!
*turns away head and rolls eyes*
Just put the finishing touches on my St. Paddy’s Day post – I’ve got a real treat planned for everyone!
Why can’t everything just get delivered through Amazon Prime? Seriously, I ordered a book yesterday afternoon and it showed up about half an hour ago.*****
Title, pls, bitch .
Congratulations on your 3rd place BBF trophy, Pupster.
http://tinyurl.com/thanksrosetta
Leon has a point.
It is good to see you here for so long tonight Rosie.
My weapons collection is officially for sale. Email me your wishes and price you are willing to pay. The mortgage is late and I have $200.
On a bright note I was offered to go fishing tomorrow for free. Crosses fingers I might eat a free dinner tomorrow night. Going out 16 miles to a 60′ ledge might catch a few mangrove snappers or yellowtails if lucky a keeper grouper.
Duke and Mizzou #2’s taking a number 2.
Congratulations on your 3rd place BBF trophy, Pupster.
http://tinyurl.com/thanksrosetta
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Vmax, I don’t know if I have your email.
Mine is aggie dot sprite at yoohoo.
Title, pls, bitch .
I don’t think you’re gonna be all that interested, but here you go.
It is good to see you here for so long tonight Rosie.
Thanks buddy. it’s nice to have the time.
I miss hanging out here as much as I used to.
HENRY!! GET A JOB, LAZY!!
We have a recipe blog?
you prefer they keep discussing that shit here?
Rosetta, I’m here now so you can stop having seizures and shit.
Also,http://tinyurl.com/7xvfg3q
One of the broadcasters on the Lehigh upset over Duke just said “I don’t think there was any Fluke in this performance.”
SEXIST!!!!!!
Just put the finishing touches on my St. Paddy’s Day post – I’ve got a real treat planned for everyone!
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg…..this is gonna be GREAT!!!!
Anywhere else in the world (except the big bend of Florida) 16 mile run will get you into several hundreds of feet of water if not thousands!
Here it is 60′ the ledge is 4′ so one side is 60 the other is 64.
Well, I’m off tomorrow! All that golf has taken a toll on my housekeeping.
>.> boo
That doesn’t look like a book I want to read at all, Sean.
*unsubscibes from newsletter/book club
We have a recipe blog?
you prefer they keep discussing that shit here?
I’m draining my yogurt tonight.
Vman, I’m sorry about your situation…really.
*if you’re serious about your Kimber we will talk
Ghey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31k_DB8KVQM
See? I do post stuff that xBrad likes!
I’m draining my yogurt tonight.
ew.
I’m thawing a chuck roast. I couldn’t find a corned beef. (I didn’t look very hard.)
Vman, ignore my last comment, that was cruel.
We have a recipe blog?
you prefer they keep discussing that shit here?
That’s a good point, Bieber.
Here’s my recipe for Mare Cake.
2 1/2 cups STFU
1 stick of http://tinyurl.com/77w7o5m
3 Tblsp sag
1 tsp http://tinyurl.com/7e6nzfv
Bake at 350 degrees for http://tinyurl.com/7krlqzr
Just about Jeopardy time. See you yogurt drainers later.
Rosetta, I’m here now so you can stop having seizures and shit.
Also,http://tinyurl.com/7xvfg3q
Will Obama buy that girl some teeth?
Here’s my recipe for Mare Cake.
Mare Cake:
http://bit.ly/zxVMJO
How old was everyone when they realized it was “corned beef” and not “corn beef”?
I was 37 or 38.
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg…..this is gonna be GREAT!!!!
You might wanna pull up your brick wall.
A “cover” song is involved…..
Mare Cake:
http://bit.ly/zxVMJO
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
I see what you did there.
I’m draining my yogurt tonight.
http://bit.ly/FOfnnG
Wait, wait, wait just a minute….Wiser, are you saying I’m an empty pan?
You son of a…..
Shut your fat face Rosetta!!!
Everyone come over tomorrow at 10am. We’re having a little St. Patty’s party.
DON’T BARF IN THE BUSHES, ASSHOLES!!
Lehigh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Barfs in the rubber tree
What? It’s not a bush.
You might wanna pull up your brick wall.
How’s about you let me decide when the brick wall is required, huh?
http://bit.ly/FOkPW9
Mike Krzyzewski was really classy about that loss. He just kept saying that Lehigh was really good, they were bold, they were tough on defense and deserve a lot of credit for a great game.
Everyone come over tomorrow at 10am.
I might be late… 10:25 okay?
Shut your fat face Rosetta!!!
Why don’t you come over here and say that?
“Why don’t you come over here and say that?”
I would love to, dickly!!
Santorum without a shirt made me kind of dry heave.
We’re having a little St. Patty’s party.
Shall I bring the soda bread and honey butter?
I might be late… 10:25 okay?
Unacceptable.
2 kimbers Mare.
Aggie check your gstring mail whatever.
This is getting ridiculous:
http://is.gd/lJBCUe
I never thought I’d be sick about hearing where Payton Manning might play……..NOT!!!!!
I love listening to sports shows but, man, what a bunch of stupid, liberal douches.
…BUSHES, ASSHOLES!!
*bing
How do you attract Xbrad to your blog, Alex?
*yes
I’ll take hunting calls for $600….
It’s not a real party unless there’s bush barfing.
Santorum without a shirt made me kind of dry heave.
He should email that picture to Sandra Fluke and say “Here’s your birth control, slut.”
And then he should shotgun a beer and punch a drifter in the face.
Should I go fishing hung over tomorrow or stop drinking now?
Heh that is funny!
*pours another*
Shall I bring the soda bread and honey butter?
We have beer bread but bring the butter.
Mmmm….corn beef.
“And then he should shotgun a beer and punch a drifter in the face.”
hmmmmm, I like it.
Check YOUR email, Vmax 😀
Pupster, did you pick up that Remington? I have a Mossberg that might have your name on it
**checks email just in case**
**pouts**
Vamn, I just want to give you a hug and a drink, and of course punch Rosetta in the face.
Done Aggs
Aww thanks Mare.
If you are serious I will forward you Aggies email.
Way to go, Pupster!
http://tinyurl.com/7vn4kbz
**checks email just in case**
*logs into fake email account, sends Xbrad links to…. awww fuckit, he’s already downloaded every kind of twisted pron there is*
I shall call you Grace and teach you the dance of my people. . .
http://tinyurl.com/7lxruvu
Cyn, what color pretty pink dress with flowers on it are you wearing right now?
ooh In Plain Sight is on.
Nice catch, Mare!
http://tinyurl.com/86thvup
A formal blushing tea-rose this evening with pale daffodils, thank you for asking! Are we matching per chance? How nice! http://is.gd/6pdVYP
what color pretty pink dress with flowers on it are you wearing right now?
ummmmmm….. pink?
Oh, you were talking to Cyn..
never mind.
Vmax, for you.
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/04/27/load-heat-43/
*logs into fake email account, sends Xbrad links to…. awww fuckit, he’s already downloaded every kind of twisted pron there is*
See, the trick is to send him links to something really wholesome.
open call for SOE ideas….
Nice catch, Mare!
http://tinyurl.com/86thvup
http://tinyurl.com/6qytgx4
“Duke is a university in North Carolina”
See, the trick is to send him links to something really wholesome.
Like that Christian Pron site he linked the other day? HA! Show of hands, who
elsefelt cheated when there were no actual videos to watch?Rosetta – Somehow I knew you would like her. . . call it a hunch.
**raises hand**
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soledad_Brothers
Check your yahoo, Vmax.
Wiser, for SOE, have her try saying the word “Constitution” without spitting or stuttering.
New post for people that don’t like to be sprayed in the face with douche.
“Duke is a university in North Carolina”
heh heh heh…
made it better though, imo.
Got it Pups
Thanks X
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