Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

O’Floyd.

I hope you all enjoy your corn beef.

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Nice leg.

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Hey Henry, what do you think about the GOP primary?

*gets bucket*

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444 Comments

  1. Holy shit, this post is outstanding.

  2. Hahahaha. When I posted this I looked at this and then I LOL in my ball gown.

    http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

  3. My people call it Maize Beef.

  4. My people call it Maize Beef.

    http://tinyurl.com/dkld89

  5. I clicked on a link for this?

  6. It’s not St. Pat’s for two hours and three minutes, douchebag. I’m putting this on the ‘Kill with Prejudice’ list.

    Also, I’m putting Floyd on the ‘Steal Quietly’ list.

  7. *shows floyd pic to wiser ride

    *she asks “where’s Henry?”

    *I say “that IS Henry…”

    *get punched

    *still worth it

  8. Also also, Shipping up to Boston never gets old.

  9. Everyone needs a Floyd.

    That fat pig is fucking hilarious.

  10. Also also, Shipping up to Boston never gets old.

    Agreed.

    *shows floyd pic to wiser ride

    *she asks “where’s Henry?”

    *I say “that IS Henry…”

    *get punched

    *still worth it

    Hahahahahaha!

    I will not comment on the fact that you called mrs wiserbud “wiser ride”.

  11. Huh whut?

  12. I will not comment on the fact that you called mrs wiserbud “wiser ride”.

    see, if you spent more time here, you would get that joke.

    loser.

  13. Fake Reg.

  14. Floyd, what do you think about the GOP primary?

    http://tinyurl.com/7ae56zm

  15. see, if you spent more time here, you would get that joke.

    loser.

    You broke your B?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    http://tinyurl.com/6utez4d

  16. I need a knocker rig
    *checks all my rods* Nope
    *looks in tackle box*
    Nope
    Nope
    Nope
    Nope
    Yay! Found one!

  17. Who doesn’t need a knocker rig.

  18. Hey ya hosers. Just got home. Michael came to the service this afternoon and is now officially the only one of you goofballs who has actually met Mrs. Dave.

    I did keep an eye on him.

    My daughters took turns holding this flag on the way home today. It is now sitting on our mantel in a triangular frame.

    http://tinyurl.com/73l53xb

  19. Knocker rig? I hardly even know ‘er!

  20. What a special memory of your dad, Dave. My uncle has the one from my grandfather for his Naval service. Very special.

  21. Hey ya hosers. Just got home.

    Hugs, Dave.

    No words.

    Just hugs.

  22. We were in Vegas a few weeks ago and guess who I ran into?

    http://tinyurl.com/76o5mtl

  23. RIP, DadinTexas

  24. Batman has kinda let hisself go.

    He’s much shorter and fatter than I thought.

    No offense Mare.

  25. I will call my bras ‘knocker rigs’ henceforth and shall giggle every time I do.

  26. Pup’s links were fantastic

  27. It works better than a chicken rig
    Where is my flouorocarbon?

    Bless you and yours Dave.

  28. I love your mom’s purple coat, Rosetta. Ask her at which dime store she bought it. TYIA.

  29. DD STILL isn’t off work yet and I have to pick her up. I am TIRED

  30. Hey, Sohos! Wanna go on a hot date with me this weekend?

  31. ((((((hugs))))) Dave

  32. I would but I am the taxi driver for DD *cries*

  33. g’night, my friends.

    and Xbrad

  34. It was a good day. Not without challenges. At the end of the military service at the national cemetery, the direct relatives (me and my sisters) were taken to the columbaria to place his remains with mom’s, both were cremated. Mom’s urn was kinda oval and it looked like at first they weren’t gonna fit. So I told one of my sisters “ok, help me get the top off of these things and we’ll put em both in this one” and she looked at me with absolute shock, I mean, eyes open, “are you fucking serious?” on the tip of her tongue.

    And I said “nah, here I got it” and turned mom’s caddie-cornered, set dad’s in and it all fit just fine.

    I still kinda do that shit to my sisters.

  35. I will call my bras ‘knocker rigs’ henceforth and shall giggle every time I do.

    Cyn, me, too.

    The foamy soap in the ladies’ room at work is now bukkake soap in my head.

  36. Aww. Rats. I was looking forward to a lunch of Chicken Madras and poories.

  37. **joins group hug on Dave.

  38. I may can do that on Sunday

  39. We took dad’s ashes to GA in the cardboard box they were delivered to us in.

    We went to find an urn. They were several hundred dollars.

    We went to pier one and got a nice box for $20.

  40. So I told one of my sisters “ok, help me get the top off of these things and we’ll put em both in this one”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

    yeah, you gotta laugh at times like that…..

    nicely done, buddy.

  41. This post has been updated like something that gets updated.

  42. <i.The foamy soap in the ladies’ room at work is now bukkake soap in my head.

    wow.. I really need to spend more time here…..

  43. Thanks for the love everybody. Laughter and tears. Good day.

    also this group hug thing, I am in favor of this.

  44. Hahahahahahaha, good update!

  45. I still kinda do that shit to my sisters.

    And don’t ever stop, Dave.

  46. Heh.. she smacked me in the arm and said “you are such a dick”. But she was laughing.

  47. Sunday would be outstanding. I think I have a hot date of a different variety tomorrow.

    (He’s brunette)

  48. Best Caption Evar, Rosetta, and Henry looks damn cute too

  49. Wow. Henry is almost as cute as Floyd.

    *Hiding behind safe couch

  50. Gotcha! *shoots finger guns at Coonass w/a big WINK*

  51. Heh, Dave. Glad everything went well.

  52. >> We went to pier one and got a nice box for $20.

    It’s just a thing. In a place. Holding something he used to walk around in that he doesn’t anymore.

    *gack*

    I think I just swallowed a bug

  53. Ummmm does Henry’s cap say “Boy”?

  54. Hank is awesome Rosie!

  55. Well, my Dad’s ashes are buried right next to his mother, father, and daughter in a very nice old yard near where he grew up. Can’t really think of a better place to rest.

  56. LOOKIT THAT BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY!

    are the girls still huggin on me? That’s important.

    Thanks everybody. I appreciate you lugs, especially this week.

  57. Dave, my heart goes out to you my friend.

    Although I never met him I’m certain your dad was a great man and you have my family’s deepest sympathies on your loss.

  58. Thanks for the love everybody. Laughter and tears. Good day.

    I know that my Redeemer lives, and in the end, he will stand upon the earth.

  59. Looks like Henry got a haircut.

    http://tinyurl.com/6qzfh3t

  60. Ummmm does Henry’s cap say “Boy”?

    It says “Rugby” and it has a picture of a bulldog on it.

    Young baby chicks dig it.

  61. Yeah, They are cute

    http://tinyurl.com/7teoy43

  62. Thanks Rosetta. Not sure why, perhaps it’s the closure thing. But I feel very good now. Not happy, that’s not the right word. Just good.

    Really, the only thing that’s hard now is being loved on by so many people. It’s not a bad thing, it’s a wonderful thing. It just overwhelms and humbles at times. It reminds you of important things, and makes other things you thought were important seem less so.

  63. Good to hear you had the family with you Dave.

    And that you messed with your sister. That’s classic.

  64. I love your mom’s purple coat, Rosetta. Ask her at which dime store she bought it. TYIA.

    Why don’t you shut your mouth?

    The Joker, when he said “Why so serious?”, it made me poo my pants. It was concerning.

  65. >> And that you messed with your sister. That’s classic

    Oh shit, the best thing was that she thought I was serious.

    I can totally sell that.

  66. It was concerning.

    I can see that it would be. If you weren’t expecting it of course. No surprises after you’ve been here though.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04

  67. somewhere, just now, a woman sleeping in Connecticut twitched involuntarily and frowned, as if having a bad, bad dream.

  68. Not sure why, perhaps it’s the closure thing. But I feel very good now. Not happy, that’s not the right word. Just good.

    Really, the only thing that’s hard now is being loved on by so many people. It’s not a bad thing, it’s a wonderful thing. It just overwhelms and humbles at times. It reminds you of important things, and makes other things you thought were important seem less so.

    Life is an incredible thing. How there can be some days when nothing much happens and it’s all mundane nonsense and then there are other days when we’re overwhelmed with beauty and love and the gravity of it all. It’s hard to process sometimes.

    But I think most of us are on the same page. Wouldn’t change it for the world.

  69. That song, Dave?

  70. >> It’s hard to process sometimes.

    I think it’s because I’m dumb.

    I’m ok with that though.

  71. >> That song, Dave?

    Oh yeah. You should link it for her sometime. She loves it.

  72. I think it’s because I’m dumb.

    I’m ok with that though.

    You are an idiot and I’m probably the smartest person in the world but I’m okay with it too.

    I think life is a continuous series of pop quizzes to test our metal.

    That’s why I always cheat off the Asian kid.

  73. I’ll be sure to give you the credit when I do. *winks*

  74. mettle

  75. mettle

    And that too.

  76. But is it the Asian kid with the Big Bewbs that all these crackers like?

  77. Sohos, when is the party this weekend? I hired a chauffeur for DD.

  78. I’m glad Michael was able to be there for ya, Dave.

    I wanted to be there, too, but Mr. TiFW was coughing up a lung and kept coming downstairs to ask us to “feel my face – is it warm?”.
    Good.Times.

    Between you and me, I would have preferred the funeral…. :P

    I’m glad the weather co-operated – it was a nice day.

    {{{hugs}}} ♥♥♥

  79. Rosie?

    http://tinyurl.com/72cqvgk

  80. Does he yet live?

  81. my bracket

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RP4abiHdQpc#!

  82. spam bucket dammit, and it was teh funny!

  83. Dave whenever you are ready my friend!

  84. Yeah – he spent the day in bed, watching Star Wars movies, then he traipsed downstairs and watched bad movies for the rest of the day/night (it was hard to hear, ‘cuz he was coughing so much).

    He is now back upstairs, and has taken his cough medicine – which has codeine in it, so he should sleep pretty well.

    He was supposed to meet his dad and brothers this weekend and hang out, but his dad just got out of the hospital after having pneumonia, and we didn’t think it would be very nice to pass this crud on to Papa Charlie. (Mr. TiFW wasn’t gonna be able to drive, anyway)

    It’s weird, because he just “got over” this a week or so ago; in reading over at Ace’s place, it sounds like other folks have gotten this and had the same thing happen to them. I don’t know if it’s a long-lasting bug or if there are 2 similar bugs that are piggy-backing on each other.

    He doesn’t usually stay home from work, so he’s got to be feeling pretty bad. So far, none of the rest of us have gotten it *crosses fingers*

  85. It’s 189 miles to Houston, I got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and I’m wearing sunglasses.

    Hit it.

  86. http://tinyurl.com/c9yyfg

  87. I call shotgun!

  88. Rosie, you’re a quitter.

  89. TiFW, I had that last year. The damn thing hit me twice in a row. held me in its grasp for a month or so.

  90. Bring it!!!!!!

  91. L to R: Leon, Belmonts, Mitt Romney??

    http://tinyurl.com/233rke5

  92. You sickos keep your creeping crud away from me. I haven’t had more than a 24 hour bug in years.

  93. TG, I seem to remember having it last year as well – and yeah, it made itself at home for a long time. I’m hoping I got a “get out of jail free” card out of that.

    Dave, here’s what you missed: http://t.co/lVZPLodF

    Aren’t you jealous?

  94. I really, really need to write up, and mail out a cuppla sympathy cards.

  95. Who wants to cuddle under a bright green, very Saint Patrick’s looking blanket?

  96. Who wants to cuddle under a bright green, very Saint Patrick’s looking blanket

    I’m game.

  97. You’re not one of those people with cold feet, are you?

  98. who knew that moving would make me a sick sick monkey, just checking in fellow morons n moronettes

    Rosie, that boy is the bee’s knees, you should run him and floyd for the grand unification of 2112

    Aaaaaggggiiieeeeee! you rawk

    CYN, LUV YA!

  99. Where’s that douche, Wiser?

    Saint Patrick’s Day meets Sesame Street http://t.co/39rO0m1b

    Diagramming on the brick wall may commence…..

    I’m off to beddy-bye.

  100. Nope. Actually, I’m a furnace. I cook a little hotter than normal.

  101. So, just for reference, when you spoon, Jewstin, which spoon are you?

  102. commute time

    brb

  103. happy Pats Teresa! and green hugs to your little princess

  104. The fish are calling!

  105. wakey wakey

  106. Good morning. I’m wearing green so no pinching!

  107. We tried to light the burn pile last night, but it was too wet from the storm.

    I’m watching a Discovery special on the spread of HIV/AIDS over the last 30 years. I realized that Sandra Fluke and her “friends”, given their rampant promiscuity in an urban area, are basically bound to get it.

    Also, HIV is so racist I’m surprised it isn’t hosting a show on MSNBC.

  108. “Disproportionally infected” is the term that keeps getting used.

  109. Yea, I thought all these sluts were supposed to be using condoms?

  110. Best one.

  111. Leon, I liked “The teleprompter is a great invention but who would ever use one?”

  112. Headed out to South Bend to see my newest family member. Sister’s daughter is supposedly adorable. I’m skeptical.

  113. Wow, we went all out for that State Dinner, didn’t we? Pictures over at Michellesmirror.com

  114. Huh. I got a GoDaddy ad and don’t understand why.

    http://www.michellesmirror.com/

  115. Wow, Elizabeth McGovern looks like Nancy Pelosi. Ew.

  116. I recognize Batman and The Joker, but who is the The Fathead between them?

  117. It’s funny because pictures of Obama and Cameron eating hot dogs was everywhere.

    This stuff? Not so much.

  118. Can someone please pass the drawn butter?

  119. Happy Beer St. Patrick’s Day!

  120. Is everybody drunk already? I’m impressed.

  121. Good morning.

    I let my yogurt drain all night and I feel great!

    I confess that I picked at it a little bit this morning.

  122. Obviously. You have to stick your finger in the yogurt to see if it’s done.

  123. pinch

  124. Yard work today. Raking out flower beds, edging and mulching.

    Pupster boys are not enthused.

  125. Soccer practice, to the farmer to get more chicken feed.

    Garage cleaning.

    WHat else?

    I’m leaving the leaves where they are, because it’s going to freeze again, and stuff will need it. Plus, great to fertilize.

  126. I’ve already done the top stuff.

    Boy needs picking up in a bit, and the chickens are happily eating.

  127. >> I let my yogurt drain all night and I feel great!

    I don’t think I wanna try that, but I’m glad you feel good.

  128. Chickens on ebay? You think?

    that’s what the guy at the feed place told me.

  129. Morning peoples.

    I’m not wearing green yet, but I dare you to pinch me.

  130. I have green.

    Emerald earrings and necklace.

  131. I don’t have any green on right now but I could go get the emerald green butt thong outta the dryer.

  132. OOo… sounds loverly Carin.

    I might have some green somewhere. Do the green flecks in my iris count? I never knew the rule on that.

  133. My underpants are green. I might even put on a green shirt. It’s a special occasion.

  134. The things you find when you go out to play on the Interwebz….

    Saint Patrick’s Day meets Sesame Street http://t.co/39rO0m1b

    (Yeah, I posted this upthread, but some of youze guys don’t play “catch-up”)

    *waits for Wiser to show up and commence to prove his cover song theory*

    http://is.gd/MdpCVC

  135. No, Dave, Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    You never put your stretchy stuff in the dryer; lay it out flat, dear.

  136. I’m wearing my “Green Oaks Gators” shirt from Rebecca’s school, Mr. TiFW is wearing camo pajama pants (he’s only “near death” this morning; an improvement from yesterday), and Rebecca is wearing her green “Princess and the Frog” nightgown.

    DD#3 left before I could see what she was wearing, but I do believe there might be a pinching opportunity there….

  137. Not every Irishman wears green today. Some wear orange of the 12th of July.

  138. Obviously. You have to stick your finger in the yogurt to see if it’s done.

    It’s important to feel the labne for firmness, yes.

  139. You don’t put stretchy stuff in the dryer? Well.

    I wondered why it was gettin sorta, you know, stuck.

    >> It’s important to feel the labne for firmness, yes.

    GAH! STOP TALKING ABOUT wait what are you talking about?

  140. It’s important to feel the labne for firmness, yes.

    HEY! Watch your language! I have a photo of my mother in my wallet!

  141. do *NOT* google the word “labne”.

  142. Happy O’Green Day.

  143. do *NOT* google the word “labne”.

    Cyn takes another one for the team. You’re kind of useful.

  144. Morning, Hotspur. Had your first glass of green beer yet?

  145. Why isn’t there more outrage over Cee Lo’s uncensored version of his “Fuck You” song at Obama’s fundraiser, and similarly, a Democrats use of the word “niggardly” (yes, I know it’s not a bad word) when others have been berated for it?

    Oh, yeah, I remember: Shut up that’s why.

  146. CYN – Shut the fuck up! That’s why.

  147. HA! I love you too, MCPO.

  148. No green beer yet. Maybe later.

  149. I need to start drinking fairly soon. . . for medicinal purposes only.

  150. I’ll probably go full blown racist and have me a Black and Tan.

  151. I had to stop tire shopping after almost rear-ending someone day before yesterday. I looked at the Hand-on-my-kook brand but saw some stuff about them being made in China. Thank you MCPO and Jay for your recommendations.

    I paid more than I wanted to, but went with Yokohama YK580. ZOMFG it feels like a brand new car with ZERO road noise. Amazing. I had to take it for a spin on the freeway to be sure, but I was very impressed.

  152. . . for medicinal purposes only.

    The rheumatis acting up?

  153. Was just on the phone with someone and periodically during the conversation there would be this ear-splitting scream in the background. He continued like he couldn’t hear it.

    Me: You have a bird?

    Him: Several, in fact.

    Me: Ah.

    Bird: AAAAAIIIIIIGGGHHHH!!!!

    Me: Well, Wendy can call me next week

    Bird: AAAAAIIIIIIGGGHHHH!!!!

    Me: at 860- buh-buh-

    Bird: AAAAAIIIIIIGGGHHHH!!!!

    Me: five, buh-buh buh-buh

    Bird: AAAAAIIIIIIGGGHHHH!!!!

    Me: Did you get that?

    Him: Yes, thanks, have a good weekend.

    Me: You too, tha-

    Bird: AAAAAIIIIIIGGGHHHH!!!!

    Me: *click*

  154. Jewstin – Too much golf in too few days. I’ll be using a walking stick to get around today. . . if I can get up out of the chair.

  155. I understand they’re entertaining and intelligent and all that stuff, but I can’t live with something that screams like it’s being gutted every few seconds to a minute.

  156. My neighbor across the street puts hers outside on the porch for a couple of hours every day. Likely because of the fucking screeching

  157. So, would eating a few ounces of Copper or Chromium (or both?) turn my pee green?

  158. Birds are horrible, evil pets. They’re only good for soup.

  159. My friends have a scarlet macaw. I hate that fucking thing.

  160. Seriously? Sometimes I jump when the phone rings. If I had to live with something that was randomly screaming all the time, I would be a shivering wreck inside twenty minutes.

  161. . . . .I hate that fucking thing.

    I knew I could find something to like about you.

  162. So what are you people doing today?

    I have a big list of chore-type stuff to do after work. Boring.

  163. Laura – I will be watching golf on the Telly and self medicating throughout the day. Then, we’ll have Gaelic steak and home-made soda bread and, finally, start some serious drinking.

  164. I will be imbibing throughout the day, and there’s an excellent chance I’ll be going on a hot date this evening.

  165. I’ve been running around all morning, and I’ve got work- like stuff planned for this afternoon.

    Both my older boys went to work with their dad.

  166. Top o’ the morning to you, Riverdancers.

  167. No drinking today. Tomorrow I plan to be 6 little leprechauns by noon. I should be done with my race by 9, then free beer.

  168. Riverdance THIS, you poncing Leprechaun!

  169. I am giving myself a break today. Nothing. I might go pick up a few things from the grocery store if I feel like it, which I probably won’t.

    I got enough vittles here to keep me happy.

  170. Where’s Leon? I need to talk chickens

    I’m thinking Leghorns and aracunas.

    Leghorns lay about 300 eggs a year .

    But they’re white. I mean, it doesn’t make a difference, but some people like to go for the whole brown-egg thing.

  171. Enjoy your vittles, dave. You’ve more than earned a break.

  172. Hey MCPO, check your g-string, I ax you a question about dad’s ribbons.

  173. *hugs Dave.

    I loved your story about the urn from last night.

  174. ALSO – Leon – guinea hens. They eat a lot of bugs. I’m thinking about getting a few.

    I hate bugs

  175. That sounds like a good Saturday, Dave.

    *sneaky hug*

  176. Good luck with your date, Jew. Remember your manners. And by manners I mean GHB.

  177. My folks have a guinea fowl that had a love affair with my truck. The stupid thing would camp out by the rear wheel and chase me to the highway every time I drove off.

  178. heya car in, i got my book called “The Ghosts of Detroit” today, old detroit was a marvel

  179. EXCEPT – they have a cool deal on a mixed batch of good – variety – of layers. You’ll get all different colored eggs. $2 a bird, about, plus shipping

    go here:

    https://www.meyerhatchery.com

  180. I hear you can buy eggs at the grocery store these days. They’ll even give you a deal if’n you buy ’em by the dozen!

  181. Yea, there were (are still – some still are hidden) amazing things in Detroit.

  182. I just read a few articles on guinea fowl. Pretty cool! They absolutely decimate the tick population.

    I guess they’ll destroy bees nests too. They just sit in front of the hive and eat everything that comes and goes, lol.

  183. >> I loved your story about the urn from last night.

    *hugs you back* I really am a shit but they’re ok with that. We all laughed about it later, mostly because my sis tells it better than I can.

    *sneaky hugs humpy too*

    Hey Sean, did you let the air out of anybody’s tires today?

  184. *ignores sean

  185. Wish we could have livestock in my town.

    I think I can have rabbits, as long as nobody knows they’re there…rabbits don’t crow in the morning.

  186. Dave-O, lit a candle for the papa for ya, h must have been epic

  187. I don’t have any bees nests around me – but the wasps can be bad. Does it mention that?

  188. Crap. I really can’t get anything – it appears – for another month.

    Except fertile eggs.

  189. Regrettably, no, dave. It’s raining here today, so we’re all busy being on STORMWATCH!!!1!11!1!!one!!

  190. Thanks WP. It was. Thank you.

    “Home is the sailor, home from the sea”

    A.E. Housman

  191. And the hunter, home from the hill.

    That’s serendipity. I just heard somebody read that poem today.

  192. WHo wants to go out and keep me company while I clean the garage?

  193. ME ME ME *waves hand*

  194. “Not sure why, perhaps it’s the closure thing. But I feel very good now. Not happy, that’s not the right word. Just good.”

    Well said, and I had that same feeling.

  195. Hey, could one of you interweb geniuses work it so I don’t have to log in to comment on this POS site (I almost wrote blog….hahahahah).

  196. WHo wants to go out and keep me company while I clean the garage?

    Mare will gladly give you a hand. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/8yn8fah

  197. are the girls still huggin on me? That’s important.

    Always, my friend.

  198. NOW I know why I feel good!

  199. Yes to the wasps, Carin. They’ll kill any snakes, too.

    Downside is that they’re kind of noisy.

  200. When will I learn? When???

    http://tinyurl.com/7kdk2f5

  201. >> When will I learn? When???

    Yes. Sneakers can fool you on slippery surfaces.

    I speak from experience.

  202. I’ve heard they’re great to have around.

    Noise isn’t really an issue for us.

  203. Guinea hens aren’t as noisy as the guinea fowl. They will start squawking for no apparent reason and keep it up for 20 minutes. And it’s loud.

    Also, if you have a glass door, they’re likely to stare at you and peck the glass. Plotting an untimely demise, no doubt.

  204. Thanks for the Houseman quote, Dave. I was unaware of that work. Seems he wrote it in tribute to Robert Louis Stevenson who first penned the lines in his poem Requiem, which is inscribed on his tomb on Mt. Vaea on Samoa.

  205. I is an edumacated redneck

  206. *cracks first Guinness, has look around*
    *dogs, children, chickens, parrots* *takes a swig, laughs*
    *looks at bracket again* *takes a swig, cries*

  207. I recited Requiem for ny father-in-law at his funeral a few weeks ago. I wish I’d known about the Houseman poem, as I would have recited it as well.

  208. G-Mo -STFU and hand me a beer.

  209. Great SMOD above, my wife just made the greatest gumbo in the history of the universe. She says it was because of a successful rue or rouix or whatever, all I know is tastebud heaven. Plus the soda bread. mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.

  210. *gladly slides a beer down bar to MCPO

  211. Dinner tonight will be whatever I drag out of the freezer.

  212. MCPO, thanks!!

  213. It really is crappy weather here. Wet and windy. Rain, winds about 25mph.

    And there’s still guys out there golfing!

  214. Dave – No problem. I was glad to contribute what I could.

  215. That was awesome and I appreciate it.

  216. Dinner tonight will be whatever I drag out of the freezer.

    See, this is where it pays to clearly label the bags with the dismembered hookers.

  217. Our cats take care of the bird “problem” around here.
    Squirrels, too (sorry, Jewstin!)

    So far my day has consisted of letting Mr. TiFW watch crappy movies on TV, and looking at his poor, pitiful self.

    Rebecca is doing her own thing – she graciously allows us the use of the back room as long as we keep her in pepperoni, orange soda, and chicken nuggets….

  218. Oh, and that picture of Floyd is just too cute…..
    (Henry, too!)

  219. You know, Sting has always been kind of a douche, but at least he used to make some good music…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDDsqJMFGrY

  220. Sean – One of my fav Police tunes. You are correct, Mr. Sumner is a giant douche.

  221. I like how he’s got kind of a modified Pete Rose cut going on in that clip.

  222. “…modified Pete Rose cut….”

    D’OH!!!

  223. The poor, poor dear….
    http://is.gd/k2XWWv

    (Sounds like people in the country aren’t feeling too sorry for her – WaPo has got to be cringing at the comments)

  224. By the way, Dave — at Jerry’s funeral I was sitting next to this really hot chick in a little black dress with curly blonde hair. She’s actually the reason why I picked that pew.

    You got any idea who that was? And her phone number?

  225. Eddiebear?

  226. >> hot chick in a little black dress with curly blonde hair

    Carl. A friend of my kid sister.

  227. Sean, have you been washed away by the storm?

    Which channel has the hottest STORMWATCH!2012!! weather babe?

  228. Hot Carl?

  229. Apparently

  230. Holding steady, b-rad. And you can’t go wrong with Jackie Johnson of Channel 2 or Elita Loresca on Channel 4, though I’m not sure either of them is on during the weekend.

  231. There’s no on on earth either set of tits are natural.

  232. I don’t think that woman’s name was actually Carl. I suspect Dave is not being honest with me.

  233. Anyone want to touch my Lucky Charms?

  234. Well, ok yeah, it’s “Carly”. Now.

  235. I seem to have lost my “way.”

  236. Sean, that was a GREAT link!

  237. What a surprise – Palestinian men have no respect for Anti-Israel leftist women:

    http://is.gd/jqC5av

    Bonus? They were called “sluts”.
    Wonder who they’re going to boycott….

  238. Attending Brewfest in downtown Franklin tonight where I will be sampling an assortment of free beers, 50 to be exact. Please be a dear and do not call me tomorrow.

    Thanks ever so.

  239. I took the not so subtle H2 subliminal advertising and took my girls for a shamrock shake, they were pretty thrilled. Dadhood is pretty easy sometimes.

  240. Slayed them. Suh layed them!
    Caught a 5 gallon bucket full of pogies and mango snappers nothing bigger than 2#

  241. Btw DiT, condolences and a bro hug for your loss.

    /heartfelt

  242. I don’t know what pogies is.

  243. I think it’s a band that Carin likes.

  244. bringing the funny:

    http://twitchy.com/2012/03/15/top-20-barackobamaspresidentialfacts-tweets/

  245. Jew hat is what the Captain was calling them. I always heard them called Key West Grunts.
    I bet they don’t call them that in KW.
    http://www.rodnreel.com/gulffish/gulffish.asp?CNID=278&MODE=FIND
    Mango
    http://www.rodnreel.com/gulffish/gulffish.asp?cmd=view&FishID=63

  246. Also, if you have a glass door, they’re likely to stare at you and peck the glass. Plotting an untimely demise, no doubt.

    MUST HAVE THEM.

  247. Nifty, Vmax. Looks like some good eating.

  248. Garage is cleaned.

    I really could have used a beer as I finished that up.

  249. I also have a trailer COMPLETELY filled with crap to be thrown out. I’ll just hitch it to my van and drag it to the road on monday (garbage day).

  250. I think the ghetto bar is going to get a bit wild tonight. These mother bastards are already over the top.

  251. thanks GM

  252. Be careful, ‘Spur. I’m not sure the Hostage Beer Fund is fat enough to pay bail yet.

  253. That’s okay. Carin and Leon will come get me out.

  254. Looks like Rosetta better hide in the basement:
    http://livewxradar.com/

  255. >> I’ll just hitch it to my van and drag it to the road on monday

    Watch out for deer.

    *drinks your beer*

  256. G…great link!!

  257. Heh, if I put a trailer of junk by the road, all of it would be gone before the garbageman got here.

  258. *Note to self: Unload junk at Roamy’s place for ease of disposal

  259. *Dumps broken fridge by Roamy’s mailbox

  260. *Dumps box of slightly used rubber fists by broken fridge by Roamy’s mailbox.

  261. This poat stinks but I’m not willing to do anything about it. I have been busting my ass ALL day in this house. I am so ready for a beer but I don’t know if I am picking DD up from work or if she is riding home with her bud

  262. Sohos, you tell DD that when you were her age you had to walk to work. In the snow. Uphill both ways. Carrying your little sister on your back.

    Then have a beer.

  263. My hubby is a jealous douche. Sitting in a bar eating ice cream and drinking and being royally pissed off.

  264. Uh oh!

  265. Youngest is headed home now.

    She read the sweetest thing yesterday for dad, and maintained. I was very proud of her.

  266. Oooooh, Osolococococ is getting some good looks from the guys!!

  267. *sits down next to Oso*

    “Come here often?”

  268. Went to this joint with my brother and my little guy today: http://www.kitterytradingpost.com/

    Picked up a mag. for my H&K USP and some ammo, and came this “” close to buying one of these: http://www.smith-wesson.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Product4_750001_750051_775003_-1_757912_757910_757787_ProductDisplayErrorView_Y

    They had a pretty good price on it, but my dad can get one cheaper down in GA and bring it to me when he comes up to my brother’s graduation in a couple of months.

  269. That’s a beautiful gun, Andy.

    Did you get anything fun?

  270. Ammo. I can’t afford guns because ammo’s so friggin’ expensive now.

    Thanks, Obama.

  271. I love S&W as much as the next guy.

    But a Taurus is just as well made, and 1/3 the price. They use the same milling and machinery now that the S&W boys do. I put 4,000 rounds through that little .38 I gave eldest, and it worked like a fork does. You just pick it up and shoot.

    oh fuck.. I forgot.. the commissar of arms in Massachusetts said no South American guns.

    Well fuck him

  272. Taurus doesn’t make one of those, Dave. It’s super-light … made out of Scandium (but we won’t hold that against them).

  273. *Dumps box of slightly used rubber fists by broken fridge by Roamy’s mailbox.

    Heh. Paint a scripty A for Alabama in red on ’em, and they’re gone.

  274. Yeah, I know, but in my humble opinion, light 38s and 357s are harder to handle. The extra half to 3/4 pound is worth it.

  275. Did Count show up Oso?

  276. I’ve got a ”60 vintage Colt Cobra. Aluminum frame, steel cylinder. “Warm” .38s will turn your palm to hamburger after the 3rd or 4th cylinder. A soft grip would make a huge difference.

  277. It’s a carry gun, not a target pistol.

  278. It’s happy hour!! Yea!

    And there was much rejoicing.

  279. Andy,
    Exactly.
    Way easier to carry all day than the 1911, especially in summer.
    Of course, if you end-up needing it, you’d rather have the 1911…

  280. Anyone read the John Carter books? I got the first 3 for 99 cents. Figured I’d try it.

  281. I’m jealous Carin

  282. I think I’m almost ready for my hot date. Should I wear the sequined pasties or the tassels?

  283. I’ll have one for you sohos.

  284. Pasties.

  285. Carin – You reading that E.R. Burroughs on your iPhone?

  286. >> Of course, if you end-up needing it, you’d rather have the 1911…

    If I end up needing it, I’d probably rather have my AR-15 or 870, too :-)

  287. Nope. Kindle.

  288. .99 on Kindle? I’ll have to check that out.

  289. Ga. My whole body is dry. I hate what dusty cleaning does to my hands.

  290. *practices Vulcan neck pinch on MCPO*

  291. Jewstin, make sure you wear a fucking shirt.

  292. It wasn’t the first version listed. Scroll down.

  293. Laura – Everyone knows that the Vulcan pinch is fa. . .
    *crumples to the floor*

  294. Done. Ordered and downloaded to my iPad!

  295. Model 37 Featherlight

  296. *GASP!*

    *stares at MCPO on the floor*

    OK, ladies.

    We’re going to need some makeup, nail polish, a camera and lighting accessories, and the biggest wedding dress you can find.

    STATIM! LET’S HOP TO IT! THIS SHIT AIN’T PERMANENT.

  297. *adds thigh-high nylons and a pink garter to the list, snickering*

  298. Andy, did you ever dump your pistol grip Winchester? Vmax has a Mossberg I’m looking at…

    *bidding war*

  299. *adds thigh-high nylons and a pink garter to the list, snickering*

    Better go for the “Queen” sized!

  300. No, I took care of my safe problem and I now have plenty of room.

  301. *runs in quick*
    *
    ……………..Osoloco!!!…………….
    Check you email for our mini-meat tomorrow and/or Monday!! I have to head to a b-day party for my FiL but will be back tonight. Wheeee!
    *
    *runs out quick*

  302. *pinches Cyn’s left cheek*

    *points at MCPO*

  303. Cyn make it tomorrow so you can see Count!!!!!

  304. Hi everyone!

    *makes quick eye contact with Laura, tosses her a 12-pack of colored sharpies, size DD42 bra, and an eyelash-curler, winks and finger-guns*

    Bye everyone!

  305. Where the HELL did my bra go?!?

  306. HAAA HA HA HA HAAAA

  307. What the fuck would Laura do with a DD42 bra?

  308. I’m not headed up there, Sohos, but Oso and hubby will be in AZ sometime tomorrow, IIRC, or maybe plans have shifted a bit. I wish I could have made it up to Vegas, I’d have flown up this morn for some serious adult fun over the weekend.

    M’wah!

  309. *high fives Cyn/ Snowshoe comedy tag team*

  310. What the fuck would Laura do with a DD42 bra?

    * strain two gallons of homemade yogurt
    * cantaloupe slingshot
    * sew together, fill with sand, weight for the back of my truck in snow

  311. We’re going to need some makeup, nail polish, a camera and lighting accessories, and the biggest wedding dress you can find.

    **adds Veronica Lake wig and box of slightly used rubber fists.

  312. *fill with twinkle lights and hang from ceiling as artsy chandelier

  313. Layra I saw a homemade yogurt maker for “baby” yogurt today and thought about you

  314. Nap. Was. EPIC!

  315. Yogurt makers are so unnecessary. It’s so easy to keep the inside of your oven at 100 degrees for a few hours.

  316. Lauraw- you got a recipe for this yogurt? Wiser’s not around, so you could help a sister out.

  317. hostagerecipes.wordpress.com, Cyn

  318. Carin, I mean

  319. That song. from that commercial. that plays all the time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tMsHwlcHp4

  320. I’m jealous of that nap, XBrad. I did laundry, housekeeping, cooked and cleaned, and did the taxes. Boys are gone to their f’ing D&D game, and I’m not doing another damn thing tonight. Except maybe drinking.

  321. The other song from the other commercial that plays all the time…

  322. Jimbro – When was the last time you had mucus running out of your ear?

  323. What color?

  324. The kind that comes out after I slap the snot outta you!

  325. Chief,
    You might ‘splain to the young fella the reason for your ire…

  326. GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!!!!

  327. Yeah, back story on that as I wipe my boogers up

  328. see, now right here is the type of crap that makes me paranoid:

    http://tinyurl.com/83z8czf

    especially with prez zero in power.

  329. Scot, reading that shit enrages me to the point of having to do some lamaze breathing.

    Especially after reading Afghan soldiers are executing ours and it’s kept under wraps.

    F*ck them and their dirty book. WTF is wrong with our military leaders that they are not looking after those they put in harms way?

  330. If Obama wasn’t working with the enemy, he should have STFU until the ‘investigation’ was complete and then told Karzai to go f*ck himself after his shitbirds were executing our guys….

    The place should have been made a sheet of glass after the majik kingdom, and then our troops brought immediately home with the open threat to anyone else. Get yer shit together or you better watch your step.

  331. Would Barky be doing this if the military voted 75% for him instead of his opponent?

  332. Happy St Pat’s. Beasn, I used to want an American presence in Afghanistan to protect the women and allow the little girls to attend school. I am ready to join the bring em home and let it burn crowd.

  333. G Mohawk,
    Paranoid is an ‘irrational fear’.
    Being afraid of this shit is NOT irrational…

  334. Dirty 7th century donkey humpers. No wonder Barry and the Beast grab their ankles.

  335. osoloco, if our guys are being executed and the higher ups know it and aren’t doing anything worth ‘them’ being made to shit their pants, then they are complicit. F*ck them all and may karma bite them – noone else – in the ass. Hard.

    I wondered what Panetta’s last thought would have been, if after disarming our men for his presence, some jihadi blew the joint up?

    Then what? WTF does a guy with 2 years service know about being a Sec. of Defense? Shouldn’t that position be for say…..a general?

  336. I s’pose you’re right Chrispy, but the very idea rattling in my brain that we have an administration that would have no problems being totalitarian is kind of mind boggling.

  337. Did anybody hold anybody else’s hair while they puked today?

  338. As far as revolvers my first one was a S+W 686 in 357/38. After running through lots of ammo I got the 617 which is basically the same thing in a 22LR model. The mechanics of the trigger pull are the same and the cost per round is much nicer.

  339. Jimbro- We frown on embedding videos. Pleas remove the “http:” in the URL.

  340. hahahaha Jimbro your not a hostage until you get in trouble by mcpo ;)

  341. I hate rain.

  342. okay, got it. Why though? Does it eff anything up or just that’s the “blog rules”?

  343. Causes the threads to load slower, jim.

  344. Many follow on phones, etc. Slows down the load and refresh.

  345. Did anyone else clean fish poop out of about 200 scrubbie sponge thingies today?

    I didn’t think so.

    It’s not as glamorous as it sounds.

  346. Ah so! (said with fake Chinese accent)

  347. Also Jimbro Read Teh Handbook tab at the top

  348. >> Where the HELL did my bra go?!?

    What? What’d I do now?

  349. I left the fish poop in 100 fishies today scott

  350. Jimbro – I gave you my traditional admonition. The next time, I let LauraW at you. . . Won’t be much left but a puddle with you once she is done with you.

  351. Did anybody hold anybody else’s hair while they puked today?

    Tried to do that for MCPO today, and well, FAIL.

  352. lauraw…

    *shivers*

  353. It’s not as glamorous as it sounds.

    Heeeeey wait, this isn’t one of those reverse psychology things, is it?

    *disgustedly throws down handful of scrubbie sponges*

  354. What kind of fish you have scott?

  355. Beasn, I wish the Marines had refused to attend Panetta’s briefing. If a Taliban chief and his family are killed by a GI, how is that different from a drone strike? What about the 42 Afghani civilians that the Taliban killed this week? I am done with the SCOAMF and his BS ROEs. My friend in Kabul is on his way to Dubai for a few days. When he tells his 13 year old to take care of his Mom on FB before the goat effers go crazy…I get pissed.

  356. Really? When Jimbro asked why, I could have sworn the only acceptable answer from MCPO would have been “Because I said so!”

  357. Here, let me try again

    http://tinyurl.com/7etnsdg

    I hate winter driving

  358. Roamy – Just hit the old noggin with the #2 clipper. Think it will be out of my eyes. . . Even whilst praying to the porcelain god!

  359. Xbrad,
    I was waiting for that. Old habits die hard…

  360. I thought the only answer here was STFU!

  361. Vmax those things are porgys up here. Pogy is the redneck version I think.

  362. Oso, the SCOAMF is in cahoots with the enemy as he is ours from within.

  363. Jimbro,
    Holy Shit! That was ugly!!!111ty

  364. He’s finally mellowing in his old, old, old, ollllllllllllllld age, b-rad.

  365. Wow, this new HEB is the shit!

  366. Did anyone else clean fish poop out of about 200 scrubbie sponge thingies today?

    No, but I’m about to clean 200 poops out of two piggie cages.

    Oh…oh….husband just told me a coworker is giving up his daughter’s guinea pig. Kid developed an allergy.

    hmmmmm..

  367. Holy Fuck, Jimbro! That was awful!

  368. Jeez! That kind of crap is scary!

  369. Beasn.

    No more pigs.

    Unless they’re really cute.

  370. I’m a lead foot kind of driver, always in a hurry, but snow and ice slow me right down for that reason

  371. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

  372. MCPO, sent the info to my sisters and they said thanks so much.

  373. Okay, I need to stop watching stuff on teevee where they do tours of the Guinness brewery in Dublin.

  374. Beasn.

    No more pigs.

    Mr. Beasn?

    She is four years old and tubby.

  375. Dear Lord, when does the tour of the Diet Dr. Pepper plant come on!

  376. I’m thinking that guy in Jimbro’s video lost all feeling everywhere instantly.

    Sheesh. Poor person.

  377. Dave – Glad I could help, if only a little.

  378. No, that was huge.

    I’ll be your caddy in the US Open.

    I think this shot calls for, the shovel!

  379. I took the boys to the park today.

    But on the bright side, it rained. Then it hailed. It was sooooo wonderful.

  380. Sean, it’s not that great. I took the tour with my Irish cousin Vivien back in ’93. The stout is a different story…

    True story: My dad is from Cork, never had a drink of alcohol. His dad was a the stereotypical drunk Irishman and his mom got the boys to take an abstinence pledge. They were in a temperance society called the Pioneers. He wore the pin to church every Sunday. I guess temperance skips a generation.

  381. Comment by j1mbro on March 17, 2012 9:14 pm

    lauraw…

    *shivers*

    YEAH YOU BETTER BE FEARIN’.

    *flexes mighty hunchback muscles*

  382. Which shovel?! The turf cutter or the spade? What the hell am I paying yo. . . oh, never mind.

  383. Dear Lord, when does the tour of the Diet Dr. Pepper plant come on!

    I hear it’s more like the tour of the regular Dr Pepper plant these days.

  384. BiW,
    What park was that? We did not recognize it. Was it the place on South Hill, east of the mall?

  385. sneaks a glance at hunchback out the corner of one eye

    cowers

  386. What park was that? We did not recognize it. Was it the place on South Hill, east of the mall?

    Yup. Bradley Lake. It’s the nicest park in the area that I’m aware of.

  387. that kid from Baylor lighting up the board with the 3’s, yeesh.

  388. Isn’t there a girl’s school in TX called Baylor?

  389. >> Isn’t there a girl’s school in TX called Baylor?

    University of Mary Hardin Baylor, used to be the girls school.

    *hands MCPO a bildookie*

    Swing away Chief, swing away.

    who’s the gargoyle with the hump?

  390. New niece is, in fact, adorable. Time for sleep.

  391. Someone needs to post a link to a hawt redhead. Stat!

  392. Well, Jay, your Cyclones hung in for a little while anyway.

  393. Here ya go, Chief

    http://tinyurl.com/84b9c6w

  394. Godzilla is on the Encore movie channel.

  395. Here you go, MCPO

  396. Clint, I’ve got that pic, and a few more at my place.

  397. GOJIRRA!!!

  398. Andy – If she is a redhead, I’m Sean Connery!

  399. I can’t believe you clicked that.

  400. Clint, that’s a brunette with a dye job.

  401. Andy – If she is a redhead, I’m Sean Connery!

    Do you think you could introduce me to Mrs. Michael Douglas, or am I gonna have to ask Brad Pitt for the intro?

  402. My brother and I are watching the Doomsday Preppers marathon. These people are fuckin’ wacko. I love it.

  403. Jean Reno is an unappreciated treasure.

  404. Is it more fun than red on red arguments about the candidates, Andy?

  405. Any relation to Janet?

  406. Any relation to Janet?

    The sister that went lesbo first?

  407. What’s a redhead dye job?

  408. Oh, hells yes. Forget about Santorum and Romney, the coming polar shift is gonna kill us all.

  409. Jean Reno the French actor, you knuckle-dragging imbeciles!

  410. Oh, hells yes. Forget about Santorum and Romney, the coming polar shift is gonna kill us all.

    “Ice? I HATE ice? Why did it have to be ice?

    FUCK YOU< ICE!!!"

  411. TV geeks.

    Awake. Any good?

    Also, Fairly Legal, on USA. Love Sarah Shahai. Is it worth it?

  412. Jean Reno the French actor, you knuckle-dragging imbeciles!

    Great. The next thing you know, he’s gonna be sucking on a cigarette through one of those holders, and sipping Pernod at a sidewalk cafe, while watching the evening car-be-ques caused by those youths of indescriminate origin.

  413. BiW, normally I’d agree with you, but,

    1. The Professional
    and

    K. Ronin

  414. After several whiskey & 7s, a couple of Guinness, and a huge plate of corn beef, cabbage, spuds, onions, and carrots, I’m totally headed into post-postprandial lethargy…

  415. strike one ‘post’, damned spell-checker.

  416. I like Fairly Legal X and that other hot chick that was Leary’s wife on FX
    Lost Girl has lots of hot chicks too.

  417. holy smokes that freaking baylor kid is a machine for the 3’s. so anyway good season for the buffs, I didn’t know they even had basketball anymore. so good on them.

  418. Lost girl isn’t really my style of TV. If I want lesbian pron, I’ll just go get lesbian pron.

    But thanks for the advice. I’ll download S1 of Fairly Legal.

    USA makes a lot of good fluff TV shows. Fun, but not too heavy.

  419. The football show staring the chick from rescue me is good also Xbrad.
    Lost girl is hot and that is mostly why I watch it but Lesbo? Perhaps.

  420. Baylor kicks ass

  421. Neccessary Roughness. Starts again in a few weeks.

    She’s…. not that hot, but totally appealing.

    I’ve either featured her in Load HEAT, or I’ve got pics for a rainy day to post her.

  422. Bear-ly good enough to make Sweet 16.

  423. I think the guy was 10 of 13 from 3 range.

  424. Sohita, where did you go to school?

  425. That is it X
    Thanks
    Calling it a nigh.

  426. G’night, Vman.

  427. **poke**

  428. **takes of pants**

  429. I don’t hold out much hope for the men’s team.

    But I do hope the girls win their next national championship.

    Hey Sohos.. what’s for lunch tomorrow?

  430. Dave, how many ponds did you fall in today?

  431. including the pool?

    one.

    gots to sleeps. nite kids

  432. I graduated from University of Houston.

    Dave I think that Jewstin wants Indian food

  433. Sohos, did you find your bra?

  434. Why would anyone willingly eat Indian food?

    I’m sari, but it’s just awful.

  435. OK, I’m 20 minutes into the pilot of Fairly Legal, and I can say with certainty, Sarah Shahai has a fantastic ass in that skirt. And really, isn’t that what matters?

  436. I cannot even stand the smell of Indian food.

  437. He can have the Indian food.

    But I can’t likely keep the bra.

    *shrugs*

    ah well.

  438. There’s a zippy new poat up for the overnight crew.


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