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Your model for today was born May 7th, 1999 in The Russian Federation. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 37 – 24 – 34 and 116 lbs. Please grab a towel for Miss Tania Bann.
September 8, 2023
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Back in the saddle again
Just landed in DC from Tel Aviv, 3 hrs to kill before the first flight back to STL. Luckily the bar at the United Club opened at 0600. L’Chaim!
As an experienced pilot I am sure that you, more than any of us, understand the adage of “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere” on a deeper level.
116 pounds …
Each tit probably tips the scale at 20 pounds
This one is kinda gross somehow. That face needs Maybelline. That short haircut is TERRIBLE. And the lighting is only ok in a couple of the outdoor shots. Her photographer/ producer is def a cut rate operation…
https://is.gd/cHDYXb
Wow, ok. I’ll go 7/10 would smash.
Lumps, I get the feeling that face is AFTER the trowel has been applied.
A classic BBF entry!
/holds up lighter
/accidentally sets decorations on fire
/slinks out the back
If you guys haven’t seen the Phillip Bump interview about Hunter Biden it’s worth the time. It’s perfectly conveys why no one trust the media.
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2023/09/02/washington_posts_philip_bump_stumped_by_hunter_biden_text_about_pop_getting_50_its_circumstantial.html
Also, I can’t believe this is a thing. Girls just put on skimpy outfits and jiggle.
I heard somewhere that 30% of all internet traffic is pornography.
She’d make a fantastic supervillain’s moll in a spy movie.
*checks height*
*looks at weird Wicked Witch of the West face again*
Solid 9.
Also, I can’t believe this is a thing. Girls just put on skimpy outfits and jiggle.
And they make more than you. At least per hour.
Whatever the market will bear. You know this.
Brandon is gonna build a wall. On the north side of Texas
twitter: Biden administration is considering forcing some migrant families who cross the border illegally to remain in Texas
LtoR: Remain in Mexico/Remain in Texas
Phillip Bump interview about Hunter Biden
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I haven’t seen the whole thing, only a brief clip that gave me a feel for it and further eroded my faith in the media which is remarkable considering the minimal amount I have now
Nice model for me. For the guys, not so much. I agree with Lumps, that short haircut turns a butterface into something worse.
Facial features so sharp DeBeers uses them to cut diamonds
Facial features?
I thought it was her nipples
Whoa! Her nipples could have their own BBF post.
twitter: Old Joe walks into the Situation Room, puts on a Covid mask, greets staffers, removes the mask.
Patrick Mahomes this season
I’d make some snarky comment like “Who is Patrick Mahomes?”, but then again I really have no interest in the answer.
Suffice it to say that if you are criticizing a black player you’re a fucking racist and a nazi.
She reminds me of Col. Rosa Klebb in “From Russia With Love.” Same facial expression, same haircut. Maybe that’s why I thought she was in charge of a forced labor camp in Siberia.
Classic BBF.
Stole your meme J’ames.
wakey wakey
I need all y’all to post smash numbers because MJ is too erratic.
I did. 9/10 would totally smash after she ordered me to do so in Siberian gulag.
Mind you, she’s benefiting considerably from the “short girl” and “Russian accent” bonuses.
I’m’a give her a Waffle House 6.
I need to see these movies.
If she were 5’8″ and had a lonk guyland accent, she’d drop a lot.
4/10 would still smash.
The first time I searched for pictures of today’s model my search engine decided I must be looking for information on that group that conquered Afghanistan after we bugged out. I’m on so many lists now the data is meaningless.
I got my lawn mowed today because I looked at the forecast this morning and saw the rain/clouds logo for the next 5 or 6 days. I’m sure it’s not going to rain the whole time but I’d rather not eff around with the timing.
0 out of 10 would not smash.
Tania Bann is in no way an approximation of that group’s name. Maybe if you said it while inebriated or if you’re Biden at a teleprompter.
Mare should weigh in with how many daiquiris it would take.
I’m guessing 2 if Tania’s got her hair long or up. 3-4 if it’s in the short cut.
Oh, we’re doing the smash rating thing … 9/10 with the long hair and 7/10 with the short hair.
She has a passing resemblance to a woman I dated with Croatian and Spanish immigrant parents although Ann’s knockers were roughly 1/2 the size of Tania’s tatas.
BTW, did anyone notice that the last picture appears pixelated in the taco region or am I just having an astigmatism moment?
There’s definitely a loss of focus in the bottom region of the image.
Her first picture wearing the fur hat is her best, IMHO.
Long hair 8/10.
Short hair 5/10. Which is still a 50% proposition, all parties being willing participants.
Yes it does get a little fuzzy down toward the bottom.
New Dead Pool is up over at Stoaty’s place. You could be a winner like Mitchell.
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Comment by Car in on September 8, 2023 3:19 pm
0 out of 10 would not smash.</I?
No fuckin shit. Might have hit back in 80. But not since then.
I ❤️ Ahsoka. My 3 favorite animated Star Wars are Clone Wars, Rebels, and Bad Batch
Sis texted me a news story that Pelosi plans to run again. Of course. She still has so much to do.
Here you go Carin, play the video
https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/bill-dagostino/2023/09/07/medias-big-lie-no-evidence-against-president-biden
Wasn’t he younger than all those guys, though?
Definitely younger than Ray, iirc.
I have a question for Sobek.
September is Preparedness Month. The prepper blog I belong to has been posting interesting bits, links to sales, etc. Probably 90% of the members are LDS, and they have been talking about “the call-out”. It sounds like they are waiting for President Nelson (leader of the LDS church) to “call out” everyone, then they will take their tents or campers and preps and move to wherever he says. My LDS co-workers know nothing about this. Is this unique to that blog, or are my co-workers out of the loop?
Both co-workers have a year of food for their families, one kinda the bare minimum of rice, beans, flour, salt, honey, and powdered milk, the other with more variety, some MREs, some Mountain House type stuff, and cases of food from the LDS store like apples and onions.
One of the preparedness links:
https://www.thechurchnews.com/members/2023/9/6/23857707/emergency-preparedness-financial-planning-family-communication-food-storage
LDS “prepping” has very long roots. It has a lot to do with their back history…I may have mentioned how Glen Larson adapted a lot of LDS lore to create Battlestar Galactica. Well, that includes all the shit they went through that pushed them from where they started east of the Mississippi to where their center is now in Utah. Not to mention a rather bloody episode prior to the Civil War. They’ve been through it all.
My LIV hubby is done. He just doesn’t care anymore. We need 7 more months for lifetime membership.
https://store.churchofjesuschrist.org/usa/en/new-category/food-storage/food-storage/5637169327.c
Link to the church store for canned food. You don’t have to be a member.
Got a phone call from Blue Cross, urging me to get my flu shot. Fuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuu.
oso your gov has been busy tyranting.
I saw our alligator from the back yard again today! I haven’t seen it in a very long time and thought maybe it wasn’t around anymore but this is the second time in as many days. Very close too, maybe 6 feet from the bank just floating there with the top of its head above water. I’d say it’s about 5-6 feet long.
Dawn elbowed Roberta pointedly.
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