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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Your model for today was born in St. Petersburg, Russian Federation on January 23rd, 1998.  She stands 5′ 7″ and measures 34E2437 and 114 lbs.  Please check for lint and collude with Miss Mandy Dee AKA Anja Novotna / Aelita / Amelie / Busty / Charlene / Dasha C. / Dorothee Dionne / Janna / Lila / Mandi / Maria / Mika Bodana / Mika Boolana / Millie / Millis A. / Minka / Nataliya / Petia / Rusty / Sabina / Sophie / Stacy / Tracy Lyons.

UPDATE: MJ

147 Comments

  1. She has more aliases than orifices

    Lawdy Reekus … total slut, if you’re into that kind of thing

    https://tinyurl.com/uqxxwac

    8/10, would smash with an antibiotic cocktail

  2. Did not know Josh Homme was in KYUSS. I have a song or two on old compilation discs from a long time ago, maybe had one of their discs at some point. I had to look up the band on wiki to figure out how long they’ve been around. 1987 is when they formed which is ancient history.

  3. Reactions to some of the excellent gifs

    welcome = Bad Lola

    boob = Veiny Shakers

    model = Epic Elliot

  4. Happy Valentine’s Day!

    Yes, it’s a made up corporate creation to goose consumer spending but that battle has been fought and lost. Bought a few things at Sam’s Club yesterday and noticed a pack of red roses.

    BAM … done

  5. 5

  6. https://tinyurl.com/roawq9e

  7. You know what this Valentine’s Day needs? A heartwarming story of modern love.

    https://people.com/home/hgtv-features-first-throuple-on-house-hunters/

  8. I didn’t know Josh Homme was in the band either. I only knew about KYUSS because they did a Tool cover song that was on one of Mrs. Pupster’s playlists, but I couldn’t find it on YouTube. This song popped up on one of my playlists and I think it rocks.

    Happy Valentines Day CARin!

  9. Man is she ugly. On the other hand, nice rack.

    7/10 would smash

  10. Wakey wakey

  11. Not a huge fan of Kyuss because I have a hard time with the voice. Demon Cleaner is a good song. I’m pretty sure when they broke up there was lawsuits and what not about the remaining members trying to use the name – which Josh wasn’t happy about.

    Josh basically took who he wanted from Kyuss and started QOTSA and took over as singer.

  12. Heh – their first QOTSA album, which is awesome: “Shortly after recording, Homme and Hernandez were joined by bassist and vocalist Nick Oliveri and guitarist, keyboardist, and lapsteel player Dave Catching, so the band was now composed entirely of ex-Kyuss members and roadies. “

  13. She’s kinda got crazy eyes going.

  14. She is on the verge of having a buterface.

  15. Another heartwarming Valentine’s Day story. A female rep in Alabama wrote a bill that would force men to have a vasectomy after their 3rd child or within one month of their 50th birthday. Whichever comes first. *cough*

    Stupid people, stupid shit.

  16. I can’t contemplate the level of stupidity it would take to marry two women.

    That would be Bidenesque.

  17. My vas deferens, my choice.

  18. Am I missing something, bigots?

    The left is actually going to run on changing a good economy

    Free college

    Free insurance

    Gun confiscation

    9 month abortion

    Trans rights

    It’s like Trump is blessed by god. God said, I gonna make you a cartoon looking weirdo that half of the country hates, but I’m also gonna make you the dumbest enemies on the planet. Let’s see what you can do!

  19. God is often wont to use what looks like the least likely person to implement His will. If the strong and obviously able do it, you could credit them, if the weak or the small do it you know it’s God’s hand at the tiller. St Paul said as much, pointing to himself as an example.

  20. 1 Corinthians 1:27 New International Version (NIV)
    27 But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong.

    I’m not saying that’s referring to Romney, but you can draw your own conclusions.

  21. It’s like Trump is blessed by god. God said, I gonna make you a cartoon looking weirdo that half of the country hates, but I’m also gonna make you the dumbest enemies on the planet. Let’s see what you can do!

    I’ve been saying for a while that the clearest evidence that God blessed Trump was the enemies that the latter had.

  22. That’s silly. Impeachment already cost them the house.

  23. https://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/606457/quadrangle/

    “My parents strived to create a utopian version of family, but in the end, ego trumped idealism, and the relationships unraveled,” Amy said. Both couples divorced and married their foursome partners.

    Amy revealed that the trauma she suffered growing up as a child of a group marriage has made her more conventional in her romantic relationships. She is now married, but “not having a functional family model myself, I chose not to have kids, though I wanted them.”

  24. I’m not sure, leon. American voters have short memories, and the urban ones are stupid.

    I’m seriously worried about the fate of the electoral college.

  25. I have long had a plan to fix society. Babies get sterilized at birth. When you can show that you are financially and emotionally stable enough to raise a child the sterilization gets reversed free of charge.

    Society would probably be wiped out in three generations. Then Gaia could have the planet back.

  26. The electoral college isn’t going anywhere. Even if you could get enough states to pass that stupid compact, it would go away quickly once state legislatures realized that they could drop out and become the swing state, drawing in plenty of federal goodies.

  27. Like these headlines:

    Virginia House passes bill to award electoral votes to whoever wins the popular vote | TheHill

    How is that legal?

  28. States are free to assign electoral votes however they wish. They could give them away by random lottery if they wanted.

  29. Then it doesn’t matter if the electoral college goes away. The states will just give away their rights willingly.

  30. I’m not worried about the electoral college. A constitutional amendment would have to pass both houses with veto proof majorities then be ratified by 2/3 of the states.

    We’re more likely to see the kind of shit Virginia is pulling where their electors are bound by the popular vote of the country, and I ‘m not even sure that could get past the Supreme Court.

  31. And it would go away as soon as a democrat lost the popular vote but won enough of the states. We only amend the constitution when democrats want to pick up voting blocs.

  32. If the states decide to give their votes to the popular vote winner, then it doesn’t matter if the electoral college goes away, it becomes ineffective.

  33. I just got this email. What should I do?

    Best wishes of the moment!

    Definitely you won’t be happy about what you are going to read
    below because I have a piece of very sad news for you!

    Just a few months ago I hacked your operating system and I have
    full control of your device.

    I implanted a small application into your device which sends me
    your current IP address and allows me to connect to your device
    just like a remote desktop.
    Even if you change your password, it won’t help!

    How I got your CPU infected you?

    The router that you used to connect to the Internet had a
    security hole. I hacked your router and I put my code into it,
    and when you tried to connect to the Internet, my program
    infected your device.

    Later on, I made a full copy of your hard drive (I have all your
    email contact lists, list of websites you visited, phone numbers,
    your passwords, and vital documents, etc.)

    A little while later, when I was searching your system archives I
    was shocked by what I saw!!

    The sites for adults you are visiting… you know what I mean…

    I just want to say – your fantasies are shifted far away from the
    normal course!…

    For months now, I have been spying on you through your device
    camera… especially when you visited those sites to have fun…
    Those videos show clearly you having fun and the content for
    adults you were watching.. this is pretty nasty and I would be
    very worried if I were you.

    I HAVE SECURED TONS OF INCREMINATING EVIDENCE OF THE ACTS AND
    YOUR VITAL DOCUMENTS & PASSWORDS OF YOUR FINANCIAL AND SOCIAL
    SECURITY DETAILS!!

    You can verify that the timestamps correspond to the moments you
    were enjoying yourself…

    Because I do not like at all what I saw (that you know is pretty
    crazy and ugly) I have been wondering how we can keep this
    matter under the wraps.

    Well, It is up to you to decide so. I will give you a chance to
    conclude if you want me to forget about the whole case, remove
    the files and disable the nasty app that is spying on you.

    2000 US dollars is the deal! (considering your perversions).

    Here is my wallet:

    =======================================
    Send exactly 0.20474732 BTC to my address:

    15TuDRJkfjTu76kMM7zYSjYxfPhpAoMVpA

    (copy it and paste – it’s case sensitive)
    =======================================
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    If you do not know how to send bitcoin, follow the steps below;

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    Step 2: Buy 0.20474732 Bitcoin
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    Step 4: Contact me on this email address; greenmamba70@mail.ru
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    After this steps you will receive through email the key and a
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    Here is another list where you can buy bitcoin:
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    Here is my address again:

    =======================================
    Send exactly:

    0.20474732 BTC

    to my address:
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    =======================================

    Remember to send the exact amount as above! This way I will know
    it’s from you.

    If you fail to respond within 72 hours, well you will have
    yourself to be blamed. I promise you – I will send those files
    with you enjoying yourself to all your contact lists, associates
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    respond by Contact me on this email address; greenmamba70@mail.ru
    with this subject: 013VIPERNOVVO-RESETCODEKEYPC5100501 after
    making the payment.

    With access to your device, I promise I will flood your SM with
    the videos! It’s a promise. I will know when you read this
    message. When you open it the time will start ticking. You have
    72 hours only!

    I am from Russia and nobody will help you if you report this
    email… Before they find me your life will be ruined! If you do
    not cooperate with me – I will release this ugly material
    immediately.

    This is why I advise you to write so that we can deliberate and
    forget about the whole situation between us.

    Do not be angry with me. This is just my job, and you are not the
    only person I caught.

    Be angry at your fantasies – if you didn’t visit those sites for
    adults you would have no problem…

    Remember, time is ticking…

  34. The only site for “adults” I’ve been visiting is this one. Look what you guys have done to me. I’m ruined just because of these whales you post on Fridays.

  35. Hahaha, you are such a porn connoisseur, I’m sure they have LOTS of blackmail material.

    The police need to get ahold of this. Not all script kiddies are very smart, and make mistakes.

  36. The email itself is just a scam. When’s the last time you were forwarded a giant list of porn links one of your friends supposedly uses?

  37. Shemales león? Really?

  38. Nope. You been scammed.

  39. I went ahead and paid him. He promised to destroy the files.

  40. Good idea. You should send a credit card number in case he has more expenses that he forgot about.

  41. It’s weird, actually. I’d been struggling a lot with pr0n use of late, then I had my two day high fever and inability to eat and I haven’t wanted to even take a peek since then. I offered thanks for whatever changed, and if the pain and anguish of the fever is what that took I give thanks for it, too. No real urge to play Skyrim, either.

  42. Maybe you’re just turning gay like MJ did.

  43. No, I didn’t feel any urge to click the links I got in the email about his porn habits either.

  44. Comment by MJ on February 14, 2020 10:22 am
    Shemales león? Really?

    It wasn’t the shemales that was what tipped us off that it was bullshit, but the fact that they weren’t muscular shemales.

  45. It’s weird, actually. I’d been struggling a lot with pr0n use of late, then I had my two day high fever and inability to eat and I haven’t wanted to even take a peek since then. I offered thanks for whatever changed, and if the pain and anguish of the fever is what that took I give thanks for it, too. No real urge to play Skyrim, either.

    The porn thing is like smoking, the addiction is as much about something to do when you don’t have anything else to do. At least for me, I have to be careful that I don’t find myself bored and sitting at the computer because I’ll just start checking sites and end up there.

  46. It’s ma’am.

    LOL that’s easily one of my fav memes.

    Flip into a rage induced, vein bulging black out but remember to correct everyone to use the right pronoun.

  47. ^^^^^^^^
    Leon Bait

  48. This BBF model looks pretty toxic

    …I had my two day high fever and inability to eat and I haven’t wanted to even take a peek since then.

    Cobonervirus.

  49. This post has been updated to reflect the true nature of the blog.

  50. Urrgh, sitting in a hotel in Nashville, trying to figure out where FedEx delivered our knives, ’cause it wasn’t to the address on the package.

  51. Oh no, that sucks, Pepe.

  52. Leon Bait

    Her music choices made it impossible to watch after they started.

  53. “My feelings of abandonment and desperation were the enemy of their utopia.” The psychological effects haunted her for years.

    yea, but they. Don’t. Care.

  54. hope they find it soon, pepe!

  55. The girl in the Leon Bait video has dark eyebrows and hair. It must take her hours to prep her vag before a date. Hairy taint indeed.

    Also noted her fanny pack had the logo FUPA. Weird

  56. FedEx had one job

  57. Her music choices made it impossible to watch after they started.

    That’s what the mute button is for.

  58. So, this box isn’t my early Secret Santa Hostage gift?

  59. My vas deferens, my choice.
    ———
    I don’t want to let that brilliant slice of fried gold pass by without tipping my hat to Pendejo

  60. Gah. I think I finally understand what I’ve been turning over in my mind for awhile, which you guys probably already knew.

    Our elites aren’t in a meritocracy. They’re well educated and rise in positions based mostly on their connections, not their abilities.

  61. Haha, HS. I have a FedEx package coming today too, and I had my fingers crossed.

  62. Package coming seems so dirty but it isn’t. Right hotspur?

  63. Our elites aren’t in a meritocracy. They’re well educated and rise in positions based mostly on their connections, not their abilities.

    Yup. Except they’re not even well educated anymore.

    It’s like ace keeps pointing out: they’re given the reigns of power based on how well they did on a single fucking test when they were eighteen.

  64. MJ, it’s a protection racket, a mafia, and that’s all. Maybe once it was something else, but it’s hard to say. As of now, it’s just “made men” deciding on who does or doesn’t get to join the outfit.

  65. Watching the video … they couldn’t remember where the kids were. Weird.

  66. Our elites aren’t in a meritocracy. They’re well educated and rise in positions based mostly on their connections, not their abilities.

    Problem is … they don’t know it. They actually think they are the best and brightest and most competent. They all agree it’s true. That’s why they feel they can decide what we should do. How we should live.

  67. I should have said they are credentialed. That’s different.

  68. A female rep in Alabama wrote a bill that would force men to have a vasectomy after their 3rd child or within one month of their 50th birthday.

    I’d write a bill that would force women to have their tubes tied after an abortion or after a second child with no father in the home.

  69. You watch the video (group marriage thing) and weird how it develops. Women can’t live together. They’re mean and hate each other.

  70. MJ, one of the things I used to love about twitter was the leveling effect (which is being destroyed deliberately). We can plainly see for ourselves that the people at the top of the money-and-power pile are all nepots and none of them are smarter than the average person.

    We can clearly see that when an idiot like Matt Yglesias purchases a $million+ home in DC, that he’s a trustfunder who has been protected by his parents’ friends his whole life. Because there is no other worldly reason for his lifestyle.

  71. As the great medieval philosopher Albertus Bundii once said,

    “Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other.”

  72. I wish they’d discussed the children, though, because that’s really what I was interested in.

  73. 3 million views since Feb 4.

    Top Gun 2 Extended Super Bowl Trailer

    6 imax cameras in the cockpit, live filming of actual fighter jets. I can’t wait until June 26.

    Toxic Masculinity has a home in the theater this summer.

  74. A Tom Cruise movie is the most masculine film this summer.

    Donald Trump is the most conservative, and most pro-life president we’ve ever had.

    WTF is going on with this timeline?

  75. Watch that trailer. I bet even beasn has wood after that.

  76. You watch the video (group marriage thing) and weird how it develops. Women can’t live together. They’re mean and hate each other.

    Did you see the HGTV link above? I called it years ago. People kept saying that polygamy would be pushed by muslim immigrants, but I kept trying to tell them, “no, the face of it will be some upper-middle-class white couple and their mutual girlfriend. The goal will to be to make it appear safe.”

  77. I’ve seen the trailer, and it does look exciting.

  78. WTF is going on with this timeline?

    You forgot Kanye’s Gospel album.

  79. Having two chicks seem great on paper. In reality, I couldn’t even imagine.

  80. From what people with first and second-hand knowledge have told me, it almost inevitably ends up with one person kicked to the curb. Very often the hubby or the first wife.

  81. The only way to have multiple wives and not go stone-crazy or get whipped to the point of wanting an early death is to be completely overbearing patriarch in the style of an OT king or slavemaster. It’s not for most men, and there’re a lot of reasons it doesn’t last.

  82. Scott and Laura have tried it. We should ask them.

  83. The only way to have multiple wives and not go stone-crazy or get whipped to the point of wanting an early death is to be completely overbearing patriarch in the style of an OT king or slavemaster. It’s not for most men, and there’re a lot of reasons it doesn’t last.

    This is exactly what a friend who’s seen it told me. You end up having basically two slaves, and spend a lot of time dealing with all the associated drama.

  84. Whoever invented JB Weld deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

    In 4 hours my laptop will be fixed.

  85. Watched Dr Sleep last night. Pretty good. A bit uneven in parts, but definitely worth the rent and night entertainment.

  86. Muslim men are able to keep four wives because they keep them in four different homes. Thems the rules. If they keep them in one, the women don’t kill each other because of their mutual dislike of him.

  87. 2 wives? No way.

    Where do I sign up for the 3/4 wife club?

  88. Scott and Laura have tried it. We should ask them.

    Oh, you’re cute.

    I do often wonder what the neighbors think is going on in here.

    Wrt women in the same home (but NOT sharing a man), the truth is, I do feel less friendship toward my friend now that she’s here. I don’t want to feel this way, and it makes me believe that I am actually a very crappy friend. She needs help and she deserves it.

    But once she started living here for a while, my heart went cold for her, and surely she must feel it, although I am polite. It must just be our nature as women. Maybe we are actually more territorial than men in some ways.

    I feel sorry for her that I invited her to be here because I care about her and was worried about her, and now she must feel like she lost a friend or is unwelcome. I don’t seem to be able to change my heart, I certainly have been beating myself up and trying to change, but nothing works.

  89. Laura, it’s human nature. Familiarity breeds contempt and all that.

    Once she’s out of your house your feelings towards her will likely soften.

  90. Oops. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings Laura.

    I apologize.

  91. >>>>Watch that trailer. I bet even beasn has wood after that.

  92. I chuckled, Hotspur, no apologies necessary! Tone on the internet is hard to divine sometimes.

  93. You guys have no choice. You are just going to have to move and not tell her.

  94. Maybe we are actually more territorial than men in some ways.

    Yes. It is your nest.
    We considered letting my sister come here but ixnayed it because we knew we wouldn’t get past negotiations, as in house rules, with her….she’d bring a flock of birds with her….she’s got bad financial skills and would have objected to our requirement she had to get a job or work at getting one….she’s mean as f*ck…out of all my siblings, she skeers Mr. B. the most.

    – My other sister would have been a ‘yes’ but I know we’d have to have regular pow wows when tempers would most assuredly, but rarely, flair.

    – There are practical reasons for having built the in-laws their own apartment. One being Mr. B knowing his mother – and me – well. I’m easier to live with. She’s uptight about dust. She most likely would start a fight. I would take it for awhile until I won’t.

  95. Comment by Car in on February 14, 2020 12:49 pm
    You guys have no choice. You are just going to have to move and not tell her.

    Damn, just like my parents on my 18th birthday.

  96. No charges for McCabe.

    Fuck the DOJ. Fuck every last one of those corrupt scumbags.

  97. LOL and you thought he’d get anything but a sternly worded letter and a high paying job.

  98. BTW, Jennifer Connelly is in Top Gun 2

  99. So Stone misremembers dates that have nothing to do with a crime that wasn’t and is recommended 7-9 years.

    McCabe misleads investigators and makes false statements and is let off the hook.

    A NeverTrumper on FB was lamenting Trump tweeting about Stone and agreed with Barr dressing him down. I asked him how does Trump know that Barr isn’t also a dirty cop considering everything done to him by his agency, and only those somewhat associated with his campaign get charged with process crimes to do with a crime that wasn’t.

  100. In honor of the McCabe news.

  101. Someone needs to change their Christmas avatard. You know who you are.

  102. Someone needs to change their Christmas avatard. You know who you are.

    You?

  103. not me. Mine is intentional. I’ve just early.

  104. You’re both lazy. Admit it.

  105. Cousin Eddie emptying the shitter is an avatard for all occasions.

  106. It’s what we sent Trump to Washington for.

  107. I set up “Ma’am’s Sam’s Club” Membership. She shops at our Club.

  108. Hahahahahaha, did you misgender him?

  109. Remember McCabe; “First we fuck Flynn, then we fuck Trump.”

    If McCabe walks, they need to drop charges on Flynn, and reimburse him for his legal fees and ruining his life…

  110. Re: the NeverTrumper in my above comment. His response…I’m an uncritical Trump supporter, no matter what. Reason and logic be damned.

    Reason and logic is telling me something is quite rotten in Denmark when Trump is spied on and those on the perimeter of his campaign are charged with process crimes in an investigation of a crime that isn’t and get jail time, while demrat operatives, who clearly abused their positions/agencies/laws get….nada. Hillary…nothing. Comey…nothing. McCabe…nothing.

    Who is left to get nada?

  111. So, then, PenisHead is out for 2020?

  112. He’ll be in prison eating a big bag of dicks.

  113. whether he wants to or not

  114. Jay, new shirt coming my way. It was one of those special order dealios, so no longer on nine line’s website.

    https://tinyurl.com/wmkgtnx

    I did finally get my red/white/blue punisher shirt from warrior12. Husband likes it because the sleeves are long enough for his chimp arms.

  115. vera nice

  116. Well that was fun.

    Just caught a live snake in our basement.

  117. Prison? Eh, I’m skeptical.

  118. He’s in prison now.

  119. He’s in prison now.

    For trespassing in your basement? That’s a bit harsh, don’t you think?

  120. If it’s a republican snake, you should hold it for 7-9 years.

    It’s Connecticut, though, so you should probably just give him a snack and let him go in the basement again.

  121. Nah release him in his native habitat: the state legislature.

  122. You nuts? You’d never be rid of it then…

  123. If Creepy Porn Lawyer is found guilty of all charges he is facing up to 400 years.

  124. I’ve never seen a live snake in my cellar but every couple of years I’ll find a shed snakeskin.

  125. The fun never ends. FedEx finally located the package, but wouldn’t deliver it. Currently at the FedEx distribution facility picking it up.

  126. I didn’t misgender her. We have quite a few transgenders in NM. I keep misgendering my former boss. He/she is cool about it. Most She to He are less militant about pronouns than the reverse. Most of the She to He transgenders that I’ve worked with are prostitutes.

  127. He to She. Most of them keep their beans and franks.

  128. She to He are the whores? For whom?

  129. Who wants to have sex with a dickless bearded “man”?

    Shemales at least have the advantage of being an approximate substitute for a dude who can’t afford a real female hooker and doesn’t want to feel like he’s “really” gay.

  130. We should ask Hotspur, he probably knows.

  131. Spending the night with mom at the hospice/care facility so that dad can get some rest. There are 4 ladies in care at this house, and all of them were asleep by 8:00 tonight.

    Mom is doing okay, but her hearing is shot, and she is losing her executive function. She knows it, too. She is happy that I am here, and so am I.

  132. Valentine’s Day at The Hostages: Come for the chicks, stay for the dicks

    https://tinyurl.com/vx72v7x

  133. You are a good daughter Teresa, your mother is satisfied now that you are there for her

  134. She to He are usually in new long term relationships. I effed up. It is the He to almost She that work Central.

  135. Y’all need to watch Narcos. Mi familia

  136. It’s going to come down to a socialist and a billionaire.

    Best convention ever.

    Billionaire takes it and all the shithole cities catch fire.

  137. Heh, all the good lil socialists burn their homes, huh?

  138. Tents.
    Good socialists live in tents.

  139. not in America!

  140. Railroading Roger Stone, This is total bullshit…

    https://newswithviews.com/the-fbis-false-prosecution-and-railroading-of-roger-stone/

    They sent more armed people to take down Roger Stone than they sent to kill Bin Laden.

    Sad…

  141. Determined Egyptologists rediscovered Pharaohs.


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