Hello pervs, and welcome to the wonderful world of high fallutin’ sushi grade tatas.
Have you missed us? Yes.
Have you missed me? No.
Who is the other person I referred to above? NUNYA.
Our model today goes by the name of Miri Hanai and stands a Godzirra like 4’10”. She towers of Leon and his mushroom head. Gross. Miri got her big break in Japan when she was noticed at an anime and fish hugging convention for her wonderful smile and boobs but mostly her boobs. Please stop gazing at her navel and welcome..
MIRI HANAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!forsomereasonthere’san11inhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1562 – In Vassy, France, Catholics massacred over 1,000 Huguenots. The event started the First War of Religion.
1692 – In Salem Village, in Masshole Bay Colony, the Salem witch trials began. Four women were the first to be charged.
1781 – In America, the Continental Congress adopted the Articles of Confederation.
1803 – Oh Hi Oh became the 17th US state.
1845 – Preezy Tyler signed the congressional resolution to annex the Republic of Tejas.
1872 – The US Congress authorized the creation of Yellowstone National Park. It was the world’s first national park.
1907 – In New York, the Salvation Army opened an anti-suicide bureau.
1950 – Klaus Fuchs was convicted of giving US atomic secrets to the Soviet Union.
1961 – The Peace Corps was established by US Preezy Kennedy
1989 – In Washington, DC Mayor Marion Barry and the City council imposed a curfew on minors.
1993 – The US government announced that the number of food stamp recipients had reached a record number of 26.6 million.
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wakey wakey.
The last pic she did a poor job of tucking.
4’10” is just right, but I need to get her under the squat rack and doing some barbell thrusts. Maybe wall balls.
I think that’s a weird combo of the Asian fupa and swimsuit fashion. You see that same sort of banana shape in anime a lot even when it’s not some sort of crossdressing character.
Ok for real I just watched 1.5 hours of Alex Jones while I worked. That dude is totally insane but peppers his rants with just enough truth to keep you listening.
It’s totally fascinating.
I thought she just had a fat unshaved vag.
The more you know…
What is fupa?
Old school…Simultaneously hugs and strangles MJ.
MJ doesn’t know fupa? You’re funnin’ wit’ me, right?
Fatty
Upper
Pussy
Area
Sub “pelvic” if in polite company.
Leon, sheep are stupid, really, really stupid. Sometimes they give burth, then walk off and leave the lambs.
Yes, but it’s much harder for them to kick you to death or squish you.
If goats could live on pasture alone, that might be better, but I’m led to believe that they’d need a lot more dietary supplement.
Aww, Dan and Car in are getting along now. That’s sweet.
Chicks with dicks.
MJ sucks.
I love when H2 goes back and forth about our BBF “models.”
JAPAN: Nuked too hard, or not nuked enough?
Chicks with dicks.
MJ sucks.
If you read this in a Yoda voice it’s even funnier.
Comment by MJ on March 1, 2019 8:38 am
I thought she just had a fat unshaved vag.
The more you know…
It’s possible her crotch looks like a wookie eating Arby’s.
It’s possible her crotch looks like a wookie eating Arby’s.
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Hoo boy, whose turn is it to kick Alex in the poon?
4’10” is just right, but I need to get her under the squat rack and doing some barbell thrusts. Maybe wall balls.
Wall balls definitely. Wall balls are perfect for short people.
Leon, every once in a while someone gets hurt or killed by a ram. They blindside you. Much easier to handle than cows, though.
I’m aware. I won’t be keeping a ram until I’ve got significant experience handling feeder lambs for a few years, at the soonest. There are a couple of Katahdin farms close enough that I might be able to rent as needed for as long as I want to do this.
Read a interesting (to me cause I didn’t know) article that Donkeys make good livestock cause they hate Coyotes and will attack one on sight.
Passing through NY on our way to PA today. Its a sunny day and life is grand.
Donatello was part of my long term strategy, Troy. I intend to graze him and Richard (because Donny won’t go anywhere without him now) with any sheep we get.
Whut part of PA yall headin?
Article had vid of a donkey stomping the shit out of a already dead coyote….Mr. Donkey was not fucking around, it was a far cry from the Donkey on Shrek…
Donny charged our barn cat because it was “too close” to Possum. Almost killed the little guy but we calmed him before he got a second kick in.
Hudson, TTroy. Making a delivery.
I spent about four months in that area of PA on a job (strike) once. Pittston was the town (North of Wilkes Barre by a few miles). Pretty in the fall, not so much in the winter. The river was cool.
Aww, Dan and Car in are getting along now. That’s sweet.
lol. Jealous?
Naw. He’ll turn into an ass again soon. I think him and mikey are bipolar
I have more fun laughing at Dan, because he makes no sense, and no points.
When a woman says “Correct me if I’m wrong”…
Don’t be that guy.
Correct her, hard. She wants it. Needs it. She’ll outwardly hate you for it but her pupils will dilate with desire.
Follow up with spanking if appropriate.
Banana hammocks are gross.
Made me go look to see if ‘she’ was a he.
She’s a she. You people are ALL pervs.
I thought that was obvious and Alex was just messing with you. A tranny wouldn’t have that flat of an ass.
When does a woman ever say that?
I thought we were through with tuckers when Leon’s Monday mess went away?
Whut do ewe mean by “you people”? Dats Raycist!.
Shun the racist purveyor of ambiguous titties!
Well, i was missing you toasterfuckers until i clicked on the link that sais “yes.”
Then I realized why I keep my distance.
I watched too much of Alex Jones & Joe Rogan yesterday LIVE. That fucker is insane.
Yes, donkeys are supposed to be great to have around if you keep livestock. I think it’s something similar to having goats with horses. You’d never think that they’d be best friends, but it’s a great match. Horses love goats nearby. I doubt the goats can defend against a coyote – maybe they’re just there to be an alarm?
Maybe it’s that whole “I don’t have to outrun the bear, i just have to outrun YOU!” thing?
The whole Northam thing reminded me of elementary school. Our music class songbook had a song in it called “Cotton Needs A’pickin'”. The kids loved it because it was almost a blues song, and it was fun to sing. There were like 4 black kids in my class of 30, and no one knew or cared that were all horrible racists for liking the song.
Today’s model looks barely legal in a couple of those pictures.
Oh, and Mr. TiFW says, “Thanks!” for the convention link. He really likes that one.
A lot. 😊
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/8536859/meghan-markle-and-prince-harry-will-raise-their-baby-as-gender-fluid-and-will-avoid-any-stereotypes-according-to-friends/
Seriously, Harry, no amount of pussy is worth this humiliation.
This ends in one of two ways:
1) Sharia Englandistan
2) Someone leaks Harry’s paternity results with Charles
TIFW,
She looks barely like a she in a couple pics, much less legal. Forget legal – how about creepy?
Miss me?
Who dat?
Xbrad! How did the sex-change operation go?
Miss me?
Yeah, stand still while I reload.
This list will help narrow down your song list
You know who you are.
The left is actually making a big deal out of Otto Warmbier and Trump’s saying that lil Kim didn’t know. Do they actually forget who was president when that happened?
Trump says Kim didn’t know about it … and shit, he may certainly have not. Why would Kim have cared (to know?) etc. Little dipshit was probably knee deep in crown royal every night and can’t keep the details straight.
use the word contagious in a sentence
Hotspur’s daughter in school?
That one took me a hot minute, Jay. Funny tho.
#New Mexico
https://tinyurl.com/yxrf2sk5
pepe, now go pee! No washing your hands first!
I’ve forgotten what room I’m in
You guys are a lot of fun on Fridays.
I’m procrastinating before I go shopping for my niece’s birthday.
Traffic jam on way home. boo.
FYI, I had a massive nose bleed, and a BP spike that went from Holy shit, to 4 days in the hospital getting it down to “damn dude.”
First time in my life I’ve ever been admitted to a hospital.
They never let you in before? How mean.
I mean, I get not letting you into places, I just figured hospitals would be an exception. Glad they let you in this time, sounds like it was serious.
xbradtc! So glad you’re home. Put out a feeler about you yesterday. Is your BP always highish? Do you know what’s going on? 4 days in the hospital, holy cow!!
XBradTC, did you bring home any citrus this time?
Glad that you’re feeling better.
xb – glad you didn’t stroke
“I’m procrastinating before I go shopping for my niece’s birthday”
Meh. Just stay home. Pop a beer and make her a flamethrower.
you trying to quit smoking?
PG, they pulled all the citrus trees because they drew rats. I did have a fruit cup with every meal.
Did they shove a cocaine infused packing up your shnozz?
LOL, no.
I went to Urgent Car first with a tissue stuck up my nose. Didn’t even examine me, just pulled the tissue and put a little clamp on my nose and referred me to ER.
Yeah, when doc-in-a-box sends you to ER, you go to ER.
Damn, dude. That’s some scary stuff there.
Jeez. The mothership had a better BBF submission…
Yikes, XBrad! Glad you’re doing better 😯
BroCav, I was planning on throwing that up next Friday!
https://pjmedia.com/trending/coming-soon-gmo-beer-that-can-produce-a-high-like-marijuana/
E-cigs gave me nosebleeds a couple of times. Never anything so serious, glad you’re okay.
I got Mousetrap.
Dead?
Kilt by the mouse trap.
“First time in my life I’ve ever been admitted to a hospital”
Quit smoking yet?
No tango tonight. I’m going to sit here, eat pizza, play the mandolin, and watch The Magicians.
No.
It’s pretty easy if you want it.
Glad you’re not dead, XBrad.
So is a gender fluid royal a Princex? Can’t be a Prince or a Princess. Prinzir?
Gender fluid drug addict by 14.
https://tinyurl.com/y5vexdao
Addict or addick?
Pepe, I saw something on a friend’s Facebook page about rural nm counties and cities voting to defy some bullshit coming from Santa Fe. Not sure what it’s all about. What’s up with all you deplorables?
The legislature is passing gun control measures. Counties and Sheriffs are saying they won’t enforce the new laws. Second amendment safe zones.
I think they even did it in Bernalillo County, which is Albuquerque.
Time for scotus to pimpslap yalls legislators and gov.
Glad to see you’re ok, XB. Pepe, BERNCO is a 2A Sanctuary. Baldi has been posting and I was totally shocked by the bipartisan reaction to the gun grab.
#New Mexico Fiery Foods Show started today. Always the first weekend in March.
Am I doing the weekend poat tomorrow? I can. I just need to mentally prepare myself.
Page me when they arrest anyone trying to enforce those laws, otherwise they’re just lulling folks into a false sense of security.
Bro Cav, 25 Of 27 sheriffs are refusing to enforce the gun grab. NM is starting to get real.
Guess I’m used to the usual kabuki and getting backstabbed in the end.
I fully expect to get fucked by our POS gov and our Bluer than Blue corrupt legislature
Dierdre easily riled Paddy.
https://www.wabi.tv/content/news/Police-called-to-check-on-freezing-man-who-turns-out-to-be-cardboard-cutout-of-MyPillow-inventor-506594061.html
Favorite Instant Pot pressure cooker recipes … GO!
(yes, we have joined the cult)
Successful Crew Dragon launch a few hours ago. The dummy onboard is named Ripley.
Nephew’s ex-wife has let their six-year-old son grow his hair long, like halfway down his back long. Rocketboy can get away with that because he’s 6’4″ with a beard. Great-nephew, not so much.
Ok, I’ll put something up. You only have yourselves to blame.
Ok, I see Carin is working on a poat.
LOL. Timing.
IT’s UP. Go a bask in yet another masterpiece. Don’t forget to tip your waiter.
Jimbro, this has been my favorite so far:
https://sweetandsavorymeals.com/instant-pot-mongolian-beef/
This is a close second:
https://www.budgetbytes.com/pressure-cooker-red-beans/
And I’ve made two killer cheesecakes.
But remember, it’s a pressure cooker.
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