Contestant #4 – Jaclyn Swedberg
Pupster’s note: We have four semi-finalists for 2017, I will repeat poat for 4 weeks and then we’ll have a final poll to determine Miss Big Boob Friday 2017.
From November 10, 2017:
Hello runners and rooster-huggers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born August, 14 1990 in San Pedro, CA. 5’5″, 35D-24-35, please endeavour to persevere and say hello to Miss Jaclyn Swedberg!
Update [Leon]: Teresa’s SS gift
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I got a new Chromebook for Christmas, I feel like a giant when I type on it. I’m donating/re-gifting my Macbook Pro to Mrs. Pupster, who needs another computer for werk.
New frontrunner.
Shortest day of the year.
Whoa, she is a serious contender if not our top contestant!
Gals of week1 and week4 are in the final bracket.
What does your final bracket look like? Besides slightly engorged.
Tumescent.
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Morning Lauraw,
What would you like on your toast?
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I need to take pictures of my gifts – last night was too hectic to join in the fun. I’ll put it up in a bit ? Old thread or this one? I think mine was a theme deal …
They stopped carrying Ezekiel Bread at my Meijer. No toast for me.
I bought like one loaf a quarter, so it’s not like I can blame them for dropping it.
The fear the left is showing over tax cuts working is proof that for them it’s ideology over citizens interests.
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Heh. Lilu Dallas!
Christmas puns are fun
Pupster is Irish?
I still don’t get how they think the “tax cuts will kill people” rhetoric makes sense to anyone at all.
Meanwhile, at mare’s house
Who’s ready for Christmas?
I’ll take the girl in pic 1 and 3. What she did to her lips in the other pics is bullshit.
Heh, wish I could embed facebook videos. I found one that mimics what it would be like if Car in/mare/laura/oso had a beard and worked construction.
0730 meeting was great. The chief of service was a no show so I got a haircut before the storm that’s coming this afternoon. The barber was an aging hipster but did a great job considering what he had to work with. Now waiting for my cases to begin. I’m giving 2 families their Christmas wishes today: first one will be done before the new year since they’ve already met their insurance deductible and the second kid comes out of a body cast. That one closely resembles Cindy Lou Who of Whoville.
Ready for Christmas, not looking forward to all the driving, but this should be the last time.
Hey jimbro, you need to use your new coolie for those meetings.
I still don’t get how they think the “tax cuts will kill people” rhetoric makes sense to anyone at all.
I don’t have lib fb friends. But I often see libs comments on normal fb friends’ posts. A couple of days ago a friend posted the news about AT&T giving 200K employees a $1K bonus apiece. The first comment was, “That won’t help them much when their Medicare gets cut by $25 trillion.” I left it alone. I’ve no time for willfully delusional children.
Only with seltzer if I want to keep my yob
Ha!
I heard a report on the radio this morning about a state governor doing some juggling of the laws to give the taxpayers a break. I wasn’t concentrating enough to hear the details but it’s only a matter of time before blue state governors pull similar shit to be part of the resistance
? give taxpayers a break?
They’re just going to flat-out lie, Jay, claim that it’s a tax increase and count on their left-side-of-the-bell-curve base to believe it. Most of them don’t pay taxes in the first place, so why would they question it?
Want to see some crazy bullshit behavior? Check out what the Mayor and City Council of Memphis just did regarding Civil War Statues in a Park this week. To me its not really the issue of the statues, its the methodology used that is very very immoral. Probably a good thing I dont live in Memphis as I would be sorely tempted to visit the wrath of Terrible upon their persons.
Obamacare mandate will likely be law in CT soon.
It’s fine when they take away monuments they don’t agree with, but just wait until their ox is gored.
MJ had a party
Wonder if I can sous vide a whole frozen turkey…
Where was this gift idea a month ago?
T-Mobile
Santa Trump is coming, to town
Good food critic!
There’s a 12 Days of Trumpmas going around. Kind of tedious, but the best part is day 5, “Not Hillarrryyyyy!”
Heh.
Okay, I’m going to make good on my promise and listen to Wiserradio soon. I hope it doesn’t suck.
This better be bumper music…
Nope, they’re already on 100% Christmas music.
Judgemental Christmas Khet
Why did he do this? How did he do this?
Did everyone die? After all the tax bill was signed, and is now law.
We have another contender. Pay found her sitting on his lap.
uh oh.
I need to balance out my crappy eating – where’s that keto cauliflower recipe hiding?
I guess I can find one online…
I’m eating that right now Chi. Made it last night, but just eating a bit up for lunch. It’s freakin Delicious.
I’ve got one on the hostages recipe site.
Meh
Did everyone die? After all the tax bill was signed, and is now law.
No, I was already dead – net neutrality.
I don’t have the guar. But I do have a GWAR CD I can listen to while the cauliflower is roasting. Will that work?
Me too, Paris Accords.
Are you considering Southern Canada, MJ? Do tell.
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New Chromebook is doing well, I’m pretty impressed with what you get for the price.
Poat all to myself? Look at all this free space!
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Mom is at the grocery store right now. She can’t find pepper jack cheese, but managed to find ‘mango fire’ cheese (I assume it has habaneros?), horseradish cheddar, and some other weird hipster concoction – it all sounds interesting.
I told her to surprise me. She got all flustered. I love that crazy old lady.
I don’t have the guar. But I do have a GWAR CD I can listen to while the cauliflower is roasting. Will that work?
Should be fine.
Guar killed the thread.
Or GWAR.
Or hot pepper cheese.
Or maybe Trump signing the #GOPTaxScam into law. What difference, at this point, does it make?
Lower taxes, had to be. Republican involvement = death.
Still waiting on SS photos, too.
Car in, did Pay soundly thrash the young man within an inch of his life?
If you’d just mailed her here, she’d be safely in the crawlspace right now.
Pupster, just got my SS gift, and I LOVE it! Thank you SOOO much 😊
Image added to post.
I made egg drop soup. I might make more, too soon to tell.
Heading out to the dollar store and then a couple discount stores (Ollie’s, Big Lots) for last minute Christmas shopping before traffic get ugly. Anybody need anything? The liquor store is right there…
Oh man, I need to make these again in February or so:
Muffins killed it. Which is not terribly surprising.
I killed your mom’s love muffin.
Just met a really cool homeless guy at the grocery store. Gave him all my change & singles. He gave me one of his last cigarettes. He seemed smarter that the average schmuck – why is he homeless?
I wanted to invite him to Christmas dinner, but I’m kinda afraid that he’d stab me in the neck with a screwdriver from the back seat. Am I a horrible person?
Meh – at least I know which bridge he lives under. Seriously – he lives under a bridge around the corner.
Greetings, Net Neutrality/Tax Cut Apocalypse survivors.
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Karen can eat a whole steamer trunk full of dicks.
Beer spider is seriously creepy!!!
Karen has eaten a steamer trunk full of dicks. That’s why she’s the head of HR.
Merry Christmas!!! I spent 6 hours yesterday hanging clothes and 4 hours today being a cashier. My favorite time of year. I love it when people show me pics on their phones and ask where to find an item…🤣🤣🤣
“You got this book?” [shows oso picture of The Bible]
“Now, if I tell you where to find the Bibles, you have to promise not to steal any of them, okay?”
“Man, whatever happened to ‘The customer is always right?’ Fascist.”
Hahaha Kids bibles are my theft leader right now.
I will never understand people that steal bibles. I stocked 15 kids bibles. I’ve sold 3. I have 2 available at POS.
Church of Satan initiation ritual. Your neck of the woods must be crawling with Devil-worshipers. When you go somewhere, use the buddy system–you don’t want to wind up as just another human sacrifice statistic.
I don’t live in Taos 🤣😜
Santa gave out the presents we bought for the “underprivileged” kids today. Penelope went to take pics so we could post them on Facedouche..
Penelope: I’m going to take pics of them giving out the presents.
Me: Take pictures of cute kids, not the ugly ones.
Penelope: It’s Magdalena, that’s going to be tough……
Sadly, New Mexico is not filled with beautiful people.
Santa looked really tired, evidently he was on day 3 of a “migraine”. Kids had fun though, and that’s the important thing.
Pepe, I’m dying here. I’m married to the guy that calls the Hondo Valley “Deliverance, NM” and hears banjos when we visit familia
True Story. Between the VLA and Datil Wells, there is a national park campground. We checked it out as a future camping destination…OMG. Pretty sure this campground inspired The Hills Have Eyes.
I can just picture the photo shoot…
“We’re gonna need a bigger filter!”
I think I’d like Penelope
Oso, have you ever been to Reserve? aka Reverse? Inbred hillbilly country for sure. The family trees have no branches.
This is my contribution to feeding Paul’s family tomorrow:
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Everyone started struggling in this afternoon; the full crew should get in later tonight. DD#1 and SIL are staying in a hotel room connected to ours – should be fun!
Fortunately, all of the family gets along pretty well, except when they are playing Spades – then, all bets are off!
Reserve makes Alamo Canyon look like a DNA crossroad.
Chavez y Chavez in Billy the Kid times had more DNA differential than the Chavez in mi familia from Chavez Flats outside of Lincoln. 1st cousin marries 1st cousin etcetera
pretty sure you can’t call it spades anymore
Teresa, did you see the photo I uploaded last night? I also explained how I figured out you were my SS. Thanks again, by the way!
There are certain communities in America where the beauty norm has been achieved. Scottsdale. La Jolla. Jacksonville. All the women look alike. Great teeth. Great hair. Great form. American Thouroughbreds
Santa Barbara is full of beautiful women.
You know what sucks? Excel.
What sucks harder? Multiple excel workbooks with interlinking references.
You know what sucks harder than your mom during Fleet Week? Multiple Excel workbooks with interlinking references and no documentation.
FML.
So, Scottsdale and Jacksonville kicked all the ugly chicks out and told them to move to Norfolk? Thanks a whole helluva lot, Arizona & Florida.
I have never seen such uniformly beautiful wait staffs (staves?) as I did at the restaurants we ate at during the two T.I.T.S. meatups. Them Arizona State girls.
Cali has a few American thoroughbred communities. Colorado as well. Yoga pants and coffee
Sean…EXACTLY!!! USC cheer back in the day.
Boulder has lots of rich girls who can afford to look good all the time. Aspen as well.
There is a uniformity of looks that transcends regional differences. Very American. Very Christie Brinkley
We should burn down their houses and steal their beauty secrets.
I think it was in Gatsby where the definitive calf/lower leg was descriptive and I realized then my calves came up short and stocky.
I have huge calves. Calfs? Like a Hobbit
#elevensesandsecondbreakfast
Hairy feet. Call me Bilbo
Tiger balming my clothes hanging shoulder…looking like a relief pitcher with the ace bandage…buenos noches
Comment by Sean M. on December 22, 2017 9:45 pm
Teresa, did you see the photo I uploaded last night? I also explained how I figured out you were my SS. Thanks again, by the way!
I did, Sean – so glad you liked the gifts!
Hi folks, I hope you would humor the ramblings of a drunk, stressed out man.
I am watching a few videos of liberals whining about the wage gap.
And it is getting me riled up.
Let me talk about myself. Most of you are aware that I am one of those wall street exploiters who steals from the poor.
In reality, I am a cog in a gigantic machine.
I handle a system that handles more money than God can put his arms around.
It sometimes scares me how much fucking money is flowing through the systems that I built. Anyone that can handle that amount of money without killing himself is either insane, drunk, or a politician.
I am not insane, and I am not a politician.
So, back to this stupid wage gap.
Forget women, there aren’t enough men around who have the skills. and the balls to deal with the ulcer inducing stress that I handle 24 hours a day. Same goes for the brave men who crawl into deep mines, climb tall towers, and go to war.
There is a reason the wage gap exists, you assholes. It exists because God intended a few among us to carry the burden, and allowed the rest to whine.
Merry Christmas.
Sorry if I was a bit profane.
I am sorry if anyone thinks I am comparing myself to out warriors, cops, miners and firefighter. I am not half a man as the least among them.
You are a Captain of Industry, Tush. That’s pretty good, too. I hopoe you get to have a nice, relaxing holiday weekend.
our, not out.
**note: Crown Royal is a fucking useless Canuck drink.
Sean, you have no idea what I would give up for a tight hug with you right now.
Well, Awesome. I ordered my mil/sil some pandora pieces – Recieved an box with the packing slip and some tissue paper and that’s it.
Faaack.
thanks for standing on the IT wall tushar.
dont let him hump your leg sean
well someone is gonna have a merry christmas
Jay, you know how it is.
You write one fucking sub routine, and before you know it, it is handling a billion dollars worth of transactions.
And now you own that damn thing forever.
Correction: if drunkenness is what you seek, Crown Royal will do it as well as the best Scotch out there.
my program just went woeldwide in my company. I’ve gotten good at remote debugging
Anytime you feel like you are a top cat, look at a video of ‘the tomb of the unknown soldier’, and be ashamed of how puny you are.
Sean, you have no idea what I would give up for a tight hug with you right now.
*looks down at shoe, kicks pebble*
Aw, shucks.
Tushar’s no Roamy, but he’s a pretty good hugger.
Get a room nerds.
Dasher envied Rudolph’s popularity.
Now THAT was a poem.
Well, Awesome. I ordered my mil/sil some pandora pieces – Recieved an box with the packing slip and some tissue paper and that’s it.
Faaack.
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Somebody opened Pandora’s box?
heheh
Up early with the dogs who know not the notion of a weekend. Paula returns to work for the first time since her hip surgery. She is nervous but will do fine. She’s a worrier!
The women I’ve known in industry with the level of responsibility that gives men ulcers, drives them to drink, and robs them of sleep don’t seem to have anywhere near that amount of stress. It generally appeared to be the case that the men around them and beneath them in the hierarchy bore it for them, and it was them that suffered or got fired when things went wrong.
Anecdata, I know, but I’ve seen it happen too many times to not perceive a pattern.
Good luck, Paula!
Everyone else must be wrapping presents.
Just got back from a trip to the dump, post office and dropping a gift off at my friend’s house (which is on the way to the dump). I gifted a box of CCI 22LR Christmas bullets. For real, CCI made a run of 22LR with red and green painted bullets
My gift bag trick worked out great. I was done in under an hour which included opening shipping boxes, storing receipts and labeling the bags. Winning!
My only question is why it took me so long to discover that one weird trick to make Christmas wrapping easy
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