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Hello spelunkers and drink-mixers, welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Our model for today was born December 27th, 1989 in Wordsley, Dudley, West Midlands, England.  5’5“, 34E-25-37 and 105 lbs, please express yourself artistically  and say hello to Miss Caitlin Wynters!

209 Comments

  1. nice tits pup!!

  2. I was looking at an old email account and read some emails from Cyn from the Tempe meet up.

    We miss you Cyn.

  3. i wasn’t able to get through her video – i started to lose the will to live

  4. on a scale of 1 to yes… cyn would hit it

  5. She seems nice tits

  6. Regarding the tank top photo: she either has diminutive areolae or someone’s been photoshopping again!

  7. Workie workie

    Have to earn my salary today

    The new electronic prescribing program is now 100% in effect and it is a bitch to deal with.

    (sad trombone)

  8. She seems nice.

    **puts bra and panty set from pic #3 on wish list**

  9. Sorry about your friend, Chrisp.

  10. 10/10 would smash

  11. Like a screen door in a hurricane.

  12. She seems fun!

  13. Like a gong in a Tibetan monastery at prayer time.

  14. Like CNN after Trump posts more wrestling videos.

  15. wakey wakey

  16. 105? I think not.

  17. I rolled my eyes like Christina.

  18. My daughter is 120 or so and she’s only 5 2. Not an OUNCE of fat on her. I have a video on facedouche of her doing a muscle-up, and you can see that she’s in great shape.

    But not 105.

  19. Definitely PhotoShop in pic 6. She’s very attractive, but I see telltale signs of bolt-ons in pics 3 & 5.

    Why?

  20. Message to women: what God gave you is the best you will ever look.

  21. Like mare on the tap of a box of Chardonnay.

    I don’t know what I’m saying.

  22. Like mare on the tap of a box of Chardonnay.

    Heh.
    I love calling boxed wine “cardboardeaux.”

  23. Tit fat weighs next to nothing. It actually subtracts a few pounds, I think.

  24. Since farts are methane, hence lighter than air, do you gain weight when you fart?

    Asking for Mare.

  25. My wife vigorously and bodaciously disagrees.

  26. I think more hands-on research is in order on the tit fat issue…

  27. My ginormous knockers don’t seem to add much weight to me, so MJ may be onto something.

  28. She looks a little bit like a young Elizabeth Hurley.

  29. Also… like the fist of an angry God.

    Whomever pulled me out of her would be crowned king of England.

  30. No one tell Car in.

  31. Nice article Coalex

  32. Alexcalibur?

  33. Yeah. Some of the pics there are Leon-worthy ;)

  34. Everyone know about the newest hostage gathering we’re trying to put together? My house. last weekend in August.

    Be there, or be talked about behind your back.

  35. Big knife show on Labor Day weekend, so I can’t go to Moose-a-palooza.

  36. Müseapalüza

  37. Every article written by a crossfit coach makes me want to punch them in the face. The condescending tone of those people is risible, it must be taught when you get the “trainer certification”.

  38. Dude’s not a crossfit coach.

  39. Could have fooled me. The whole article is crossfit apologetics and telling me that I’m just not trying hard enough.

  40. Just put in a bid on a riding mower at an estate sale around the corner. Nice, clean running troybuilt w/ a 20hp Kohler. Plus a little dump trailer.
    They wanted $495, I bid $300.
    Wish me luck – I really need that thing.

  41. I guess it’s my fault for not having 10 hours a week to injure myself.

  42. I’ve put two things up on facedouche about crossfit, and you should see the hate that gets spewed. First, I hear how horrible the strong women look. Then I hear how “looking good” (weak, but thin) is all (women) care about, and that their workouts are just fine, thankyouvery much.

    A few weeks ago, my post was how when my crossfit friends post selfies, it’s mostly them DOING something. Either lifting, or just finished lifting and looking accomplished. When most (women) post gym selfies, it’s their abs. Or their ass. Not to go all feminist, but I’m more than an ass. I LIKE that crossfit focuses on strength and fitness versus your ass.

    That was my point, but everyone got offended. Both offended,but then back-handedly admitted that they were only interested in how their ass looked.

  43. “Sure, a lot of what CrossFit does seems (and probably is) flat-out stupid and dangerous, but don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. If you take the time to look a little deeper, there are hidden gems to be discovered.”

    And

    “In the past I’ve referred to CrossFit as “the Scientology of fitness” among other unflattering references, but it’s hard not to notice the legions of super-jacked, crazy-strong women that seem to be popping up all over the place.”

    He’s not a crossfitter.

  44. And, it’s mostly 1) about how it’s making WOMEN strong and 2) pointing out that perhaps the ideas we hold sacred in lifting are “settled science.”

  45. Maybe I got the wrong read on it. I still feel all the “your training sucks” from his various take-home lessons. He’s right, I should probably just quit trying, it’s not like it’s doing me any good.

  46. As a person who has always (from about 6th grade) had VERY muscular and strong thighs, I do not like the look that crossfit gives womens’ thighs. It’s very distinctive. Bulky. Having them most of my life, no thank you. But others may like that.

    I think it’s great people push themselves to their limits. And the fun and support of a class is good too. However, I am not a fan of men looking like women and women looking like men. Watching crossfit competitions, the women are kind of bulky and too tatted up.

    Do you guys watch American Ninja Warrior? It’s good competition and the announcers are funny. The women in that competition seem lean, strong but not bulky. Can’t be.

  47. I like this kid’s eyes. She seems to convey a certain level of intelligence that is missing in most of these hussies.

  48. Either way, WOD’s are total hell, and likely a lot more intense than YOUR typical workout.

    That line, right there, pissed me the fuck off. You don’t fucking know me, asshole, and I got $100 that says you couldn’t even do my yard work.

  49. Yea, Leon, I didn’t get that. He’s a bit in your face about training hard (THAT’S WHY YOU SUCK) but I think he’s addressing a competitive audience, not me or your average person. I mean, most people have a job and can’t work out 6 + hours a day, so it’s obvious he’s not addressing normies.

    I certainly can’t clean and jerk 200 lbs. lol. I can barely do 115 – although there are several women in my gym hitting high numbers and that does get discouraging for ME. But then I remind myself that I’m not a weightlifter. Gals that weigh 160 are gonna be able to lift more than me, as are women who work out many more hours a day than i (the gym owner, for example).

    I’m actually in a happy spot right now because I can both run and lift w/o pain. That’s success to me.

  50. That line, right there, pissed me the fuck off. You don’t fucking know me, asshole, and I got $100 that says you couldn’t even do my yard work.

    But, he’s not addressing you. Walk into just about any gym, and how many people does that line apply to? Every single person on an elliptical, for one. And every person lounging on the exercise machines, chatting it up between reps (or taking a selfie).

  51. I work with a gal who “works out” a lot. Mostly she’s just very naturally skinny. She tells me about her workouts, and I just mostly smile and nod. That line applies to her as well. She “looks” great. But the average crossfit workout would destroy her, despite the fact that she thinks she’s hardcore.

    WHich, fine. For them. She looks great, and if that’s what she wants it’s not a thing.

  52. Ahem, the line says “YOUR typical workout”. And that’s the issue I have, it’s the tone of it, the personal attack of it, that made me assume he was a crossfit coach.

  53. It’s a generalized comment. Royal you.

  54. Yeah, elliptical and meandering about in a gym doing this and that is not a crossfit level workout. Not even close.

    My husband and I get killer workouts from the streaming videos we do. My husband’s pull-up, push up, weighted Bulgarian squats and core strength are a testament to that. His no to low love handles and ripped abs are just a pleasant by product.

  55. And honestly there are a few WODs that are so fucking hard, I never want to do them again.

    You’re average gym person does NOT push themselves that hard. Key there is “average”.

  56. Final comment from me – I think he was also addressing the wider audience that *hates* crossfit. The tone I got from it was – “you think it sucks, but look at the results” kinda deal.

    I get crossfit hate all.day.long from workout people. Body builders. etc. COme on big boy … give it a go.

    Anyone who wants to learn some oly lifts and improve their fitness, crossfit it great for that. Especially women who don’t want to go hang around a powerhouse gym with a bunch of guys tossing back ‘roids.

  57. Bodybuilders have only aesthetic goals, they have no grounds to criticize a training methodology (such as it is) that gives 0 fucks about aesthetics.

  58. Is braunschweiger part of the crossfit diet?

  59. I don’t get the Crossfit hate either…except for those who don’t shut up about it like they are special. And I do not put Carin in that category.

    I’m all for not being fat and sitting around being out of shape. Whatever means people use to not be gross, good on them!

  60. Wait a sec. People hate crossfit?

    *looks into crossfit

  61. People hate cults, MJ.

  62. Oh. I guess I won’t look into crossfit.

    Or is that you want me to think???

    *looks into crossfit

  63. Before knee surgery GND had the crossfit look. Not quite as big but she had some meaty legs and was pretty ripped. I think its really attractive when chick are in shape, but not so much that they have a little weenus rather than a magic button.

  64. That said, the worst xfit cultist on their worst day is better than any vegan ever.

    If you meet a crossfitting vegan (don’t worry, they’ll tell you), run like it was the WOD.

  65. I’m all for not being fat and sitting around being out of shape. Whatever means people use to not be gross, good on them!

    **scratches Mare off Christmas card list**

  66. No one cares, but I just finished phase 3, week 1 of this program. Pretty sure phase 5 is tattoos, so I’m planning to bail out then.

  67. What led to the knee surgery, MJ?

  68. The best training guide out there IMO is Mike Mentzer’s “Heavy Duty.”
    A truly hardcore, very smart and cool man he was.

  69. I used to powerlift, Chi, I know I read at least a synopsis of Heavy Duty at some point. Powerlifting was great for my strength and helped my physique a lot, but I banged my joints and rotator cuffs up a lot doing it. Calisthenics and yard work* for me from here out.

    *this includes forest management with hand tools

  70. It was routine to clear out an impinged fat pad but somehow it got messed up and she’ll probably have to have it cleaned out again.

    But later, obviously.

  71. Ouch, that’s no fun. My sister and mother both have crap knees, so I was curious. Mom’s just always been heavy, but my sister wore hers out on the stairmaster in college.

  72. odybuilders have only aesthetic goals, they have no grounds to criticize a training methodology (such as it is) that gives 0 fucks about aesthetics.

    agreed. But lots of people have similar goals even though they’re not bodybuilders.

  73. So what dates is this thing happening?

    I’ll drive up Fri morning, not participate in a 10 mile run, then drive home on Sunday.

  74. I don’t get the Crossfit hate either…except for those who don’t shut up about it like they are special. And I do not put Carin in that category.

    Everyone is special, Mare. Duh.

    /glances at shelf of “crossfit participation awards”

  75. Aug 25th is the friday. So that makes the 10 mile run on the 26th- mark that date down so you can adjust your training schedule.

  76. hahahahaha…xbrad!

  77. I got chills.

  78. Gal I used to work with is getting married next month. When I started working there, she’d already been dating the guy for a while. So 5 years later (plus who know how long before that) they’re finally getting married. They’ve been living together for over 5 years. Moved and bought a NEW house together two years back.

    I just can’t get so excited about a wedding. You’ve been playing “married” for years and years. She needs to tone down the bridezilla. What does she think is going to change?

    People are weird.

    At least it’s not like another gal I work with who is getting married – they already have two kids together.

  79. On the calendar.

  80. !!! Yea.

    Guess I’d better go get that garden looking tip-top. Garden tours will be on top of the itinerary.

  81. Holy mackerel!
    I just looked on Amazon for Heavy Duty – the only hit I got was a used, stained paperback for $125. I think I’ll pass.

  82. How much weed should I bring? Round to the nearest metric ton.

  83. If we aren’t broke, and Laura isn’t working, we’ll be there.

  84. Leon, I loved Good Eats. It would be awesome if the show came back.

  85. I got chills.

    As soon as I saw the kitchen aid mixer, I knew who it was. Coolest nerd on TV, and maybe one of two reasons I miss cable.

  86. Car in, what’s the bet that they divorce within two years?

  87. Dammit. Do I need a close tag?
    Is there an equivalent of a barrel here?

  88. How much weed should I bring? Round to the nearest metric ton.

    I haven’t heard that Tushar is coming to this one …

  89. Leon will bring the mushrooms.

  90. We should start a tab for useless poats.

  91. No barrel here, Chi, I make right what once went wrong.

  92. Trump visits Poland, sells them Patriot missile systems.

    http://www.dailywire.com/news/18299/anti-obama-trump-selling-missile-defense-poland-hank-berrien

    I approve.

  93. This is what Reagan had in mind.

    Obama is a morally corrupt turd.

  94. Do you think turds call each other morally corrupt Obamas?

  95. I’d like to think that turds have more decorum than to use such shitty language.

  96. I hate it when we do legs so hard one day its hard to walk the next.

  97. Todd, can we play with the flamethrower this Aug? I’m asking for me.

  98. Ask Carin, it’s her place. We need a spot where we can’t cause a forest fire.

  99. Wait, Aug 25?

  100. Good Eats made the Food Network what it is today.

  101. Yes, J’ames. The weekend of aug 25th. So cancel whatever plans you thought you had.

    I’ve been thinking of few things to incentivize people to attend Lapeerpalooza 2: The One Where MJ goes “Missing”.

    One, I’ll make my wonderful creme brulee. The dessert so wonderful that Leon abandoned his strict diet and had TWO, yes TWO, helpings. Don’t miss this golden opportunity to try my HOME MADE CREME BRULEE.

    Or, two … everyone gets a chicken! Like door prizes.

    What do you guys think?

  102. Oh, Hell no!

  103. I have 13 chickens, I don’t need another one.

  104. 13 is an unlucky number.

    Besides, I got you hooked with the creme brulee.

  105. No John Deere hats this time, though.

  106. The creme brulee was pretty damn good.

  107. True that. No John Deer Hats. I still have a bunch I use for my runs.

  108. Didn’t you also promise 30 seconds of free leering at you in a skort? I seem to recall promises made in the heat of celebrating Der Trumpining that must be honored.

  109. Who’s gonna take a dump on the deck, since Bubba won’t be there.

  110. Moose. It’s his party.

  111. Oh my God that creme brulee.

    More like creme droolee.

    *looks up*

    Oh damn. That’s too bad.

    *adds ‘creme droolee’ to list of ‘things that sound gross but totally aren’t’ *

  112. Last time my creme drooleed I was with your mom.

  113. HotBride is planting hollyhocks.
    *adds hollyhocks to list of things that sound gross but totally aren’t.*

  114. *slow clap*

  115. Am I really going missing?

  116. Only until Carin says.

  117. Something about naming rights to your baby.

  118. Brett Stephens thinks we should admire the “elite.”

    BWWAHAHAHAHAH.

    He should tattoo, “I’m a tool” on his forehead. Friggin embarrassing.

  119. So I’ve to see that some things never change….

    “Car in on July 7, 2017 at 9:10 am
    105? I think not.”

  120. thank you spellfuck

  121. >>>>I work with a gal who “works out” a lot. Mostly she’s just very naturally skinny. She tells me about her workouts, and I just mostly smile and nod. That line applies to her as well. She “looks” great. But the average crossfit workout would destroy her, despite the fact that she thinks she’s hardcore.

    I’m still wondering why cyn left….

  122. “Am I really going missing?”

    Tie a balloon to your wrist.

  123. Yes, we admire the avante garde interpretation of Julius Caesar. So chilling and shocking to present Caesar as Trump. So edgy.

    They’re so boring.

  124. We’ve settled on Phistique, so I’m not sure Car in can name the baby.

    Maybe baby #2.

  125. She’ll name the baby after you bring it for a visit. Best to check that she didn’t swap Phistique with a surly 16-year-old.

  126. You know what? It’s not the chainlink that’s ugly, it’s the posts. If I can disguise the posts with some nice pieces of stained deck boards, or pressure treated fence posts, that will take most of the ugly off my garden without having to build much of anything.

    Booyah

  127. Gonna brag on me for a second here….

    received an e-mail this week from a female listener.

    She ended it with this:

    Thanks again to [wiser] for bringing such fantastic dialogue to talk radio. I have to stop myself from calling to chime in. Keep up the good work. I hope [station] appreciates what [wiser] brings to the table.

    Got that the same day I got this through FB:

    Hi [wiser]… your shows are really raising discussion and the bar…

    What I find amazing about these comments is the fear these people seem to have about expressing their opinions publicly.

    (Admittedly, I protect my and their anonymity here, for obvious reasons)

    But holy shit! There is this huge group of people who have been led to believe that they are the minority and without a voice! It’s so awesome to hear from more and more people who are just fed up with the bullshit!

    Silent majority FTW!!

  128. Wiser for Senate!

  129. Mayor was in yesterday and asked when he and I can get together for a few beers….

    This is seriously freaking cool…

  130. Seriously, Wiser. Conservatives keep their heads down in CT. It is a wise move. I even have friends I can’t ‘come out’ to, lol.

    It’s not political here, it’s religious. It would be like coming out as a Jew in Saudi Arabia. Your life will be trashed. In some professions, REALLY trashed.

  131. >>>It’s not political here, it’s religious. It would be like coming out as a Jew in Saudi Arabia. Your life will be trashed. In some professions, REALLY trashed.

    Cannot go public with inside info, but even life-long Dems here are talking shit about leaders.

  132. Shit about how too far left they are? Or shit about how the state is fucked in general?

    I only ask because in my experience, there’s a lot of libs who hate the rampant welfare abuse and hate the high cost of living, and hate the governor, but they don’t make any critical linkage between these things and democrat affiliation/ actual policy work. They keep voting for it but don’t seem to know that’s what they’re voting for.

  133. Does anybody else feel like they’re currently living directly on the surface of the flaming anvil of Satan’s unholy forge?

    I mean, aside from b-rad.

  134. I always wanted to believe in the silent majority, but never really managed. Heartening.

  135. they don’t make any critical linkage between these things and democrat affiliation/ actual policy work. They keep voting for it but don’t seem to know that’s what they’re voting for.

    If people here could actually get it through their thick fucking skulls why a gallon of gasoline costs as much as it does, the California GOP might not be relegated to the status of a completely ineffectual rump party.

  136. It’s sweaty-balls weather here, Sean. 90F with a thunderstorm due any minute.

  137. >>>>I even have friends I can’t ‘come out’ to, lol.

    I’ve mentioned the sales manager here before.

    She’s an insanely rabid Hillary-supporting Trump-hating lib. She cried for days after Trump won.

    A few weeks ago, I was sitting in my office, half-listening to the show after mine, and the host was questioning why the media was so mindlessly attacking Trump and his family.

    From her office, she shouted at the top of her lungs “BECAUSE HE’S AN ASSHOLE!!!”

    I said nothing. Because why? She’s gonna kill herself with this craziness.

    I still have to work with her. And deal with her. So I simply act like a normal human being, which has made her even more frustrated.

    She’s stopped being so vocal. But I just know that she’s dying inside.

  138. Here’s an idea, Laura:

    http://tinypic.com/r/15phbmg/9

    Unfinished, of course, because it’s me…
    But what I did was screw a 1×3 to the top rail, screw/wire a 1×3 to the bottom, then attach your desired chain link hider (bamboo here). Finished it will have a 1×3 top & bottom to cover all the staples, and probably a 1×6 deckboard as a cap on top.
    That way, I can set a beer can down while chatting with the neighbors.

  139. >>>Shit about how too far left they are? Or shit about how the state is fucked in general?

    Both.

    Hopefully, they remember come 2018.

  140. I should call wiser’s show and talk about how models lie about their weight.

  141. >>>I should call wiser’s show and talk about how models lie about their weight.

    Start out slowly….

    Try listening first…..

  142. I bought a 38 year old edition of Laurel’s Kitchen from Amazon last week because I wanted one recipe from it for oatmeal pancakes. It’s full of the usual lies of that era (and this era, if you listen to idiots) about fat and cholesterol, but the segment on sugar is pretty accurate. The smell of the book, though, that’s gold.

  143. Heavy downpour.

  144. Californians need to go on road trips to neighboring states and pay $1.89 for a gallon of gas. Californians have ruined Vegas. Paying for parking? Resort fees? Eff that. Cheaper to go to FL.

  145. Family camping trip this week. 8 Crossfitters. They talked a Roswell crossfit gym into opening Christmas Day for them. I’ll be ignoring pleas from little kids to hike and play in the river with them. I will not be holding lizards or snakes for Joseph and Simon.

  146. It will be days before HotBride has to water her flowers again.

  147. That’s a beautiful fence, Chi. But unfortunately this is a vegetable garden fence. I need it for keeping out deer and woodchucks, but it has to be permeable to as much sunlight as possible.

    Plus I like to grow winter squashes and other heavy vining crops up it. Bamboo would block too much light, plus be wrecked in no time, with hundreds of pounds of vines and pumpkins clinging to it.

  148. I watered last night and brought rain 6 hours later. You’re welcome.

  149. It’s cooler here in Alabama, Sean, than where you are.

  150. Leon, looks like this is missing you. It has been pouring for close to an hour.

  151. Try dumping some money on your garden, leon.

  152. Guess I didn’t realize you weren’t in God’s Waiting Room, b-rad. Do they have that BBQ chicken with the white sauce where you’re at?

  153. It is 96 degrees and 12% humidity!!! Why is our swamp Cooler not working? 83 degrees in the condo. AUGH!!! Chones and tank top weather!

  154. Who’s gonna take a dump on the deck, since Bubba won’t be there.

    Let me check my calendar.

    We are scrimping and saving for a Utah trip the 2nd week in September, not sure if I can swing an August deal too. Do Moose and Squirrel enjoy the company of neurotic german shepherds? Will Ethan or other CARin spawn be available to entertain Pupster Boys?

  155. I’ve never been a knee-jerk salivator for French accents. But this chef does it for me. Bonus: He looks like a complete meathead. So there’s no danger.

    youtu.be/Xxqzks_8GpY

  156. Has anybody taken the ferry across Lake Michigan from Milwaukee to Muskegon? It doesn’t save any time on the drive but it might be kind of cool…

  157. It’s a cool trip, Pups. I’ve never done it, but loads of friends have.

  158. Guess I didn’t realize you weren’t in God’s Waiting Room, b-rad. Do they have that BBQ chicken with the white sauce where you’re at?

    I ate here Sunday.
    And I had chicken with white sauce.

    https://foursquare.com/v/big-bob-gibsons-bbq/4b7445ccf964a5209fd12de3

  159. Doc Holiday watching Bill DeBlasio jetting off to Hamburg:

    And she walked out of our lives forever.

  160. Pupster remember the Edmond Fitzgerald. Stay off the big lake.

  161. Good point Spaz.

  162. Big Bob Gibson’s is the original, IIRC. How was it?

  163. http://tinyurl.com/y7lg4te4

  164. We got about 20 solid minutes of downpour before it passed us by. I got my leftover and sprouty sweet potatoes in the ground just in time.

  165. Big Bob Gibson’s is the original, IIRC. How was it?

    Tastes like chicken.

    If you do happen to find yourself in Decatur, Alabama, visit BBG, and get either the pork or the brisket.

    The white sauce is actually pretty good on the brisket.

  166. Pupster Boy2 has gotten into the habit of using his phone as a dash cam when he drives places. An unfortunate side effect is that I am now being recorded in all my passive-aggressive audio glory.

  167. Ooooh…Captain Road Rage’s co-pilot!!! Do you C U next Tuesday?

  168. https://is.gd/CmLjZJ

  169. Our baby hawks are growing up. Dive-bombed Dan and MaryAnn yesterday. Took a chance at Condo Bunnies today

  170. Usually it’s more of a “where do you think you are going, dumbass?” and “green means go grandpa” type stuff.

  171. I want car tech that broadcasts “Get off your fucking phone”

  172. Pups, I have to “Tone down” my co-pilot responses. Dan worries when I flip off cops and tell them to GFY

  173. https://is.gd/2Ogy4c

  174. We narrowed stock to just one cargo short this year. All our man shorts are barely selling. Not the ghey Bermuda golf short demographic

  175. Bed bugs are spread by cargo shorts.

  176. I got pulled over for speeding in the race car the other day, junior trooper made me go through a whole battery of field sobriety tests (I was stone cold sober, just tired). Follow the finger with your eyes, stand on one leg and count, walk heel to toe, and finally made me take the breathalyzer (0.00). He had a body camera on and was very professional, I kept my answers to “yes sir” and “no sir” and “not a drop, sir” but I still had to go through the whole process without expressing my true feelings. He said my left eye was twitchy for probable cause.

  177. Usually it’s more of a “where do you think you are going, dumbass?” and “green means go grandpa” type stuff.

    Hilarious. When you don’t have kids, it’s all “YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER!!” …All the time.

    ALSO. Driving in Denver interstate traffic is off the hook crazy. Lanes and lanes of people cutting each other off at 65 mph because the On ramps and Exit-only ramps are way too goddamn close to each other, and there are too many left side exits that require people to cross the whole highway after getting on. And there’s no traffic violation enforcement, because all the lanes are for traffic. There is literally no safe place for cops to pull anybody over.

    Most sucky traffic ever, after Boston traffic. Boston only wins because if you fuck up just a little, you get spit out onto an expressway out of the city, and have to try again. But when you can finally turn around to try again, you are coming in nowhere near where you were when you fucked up the first time.

  178. They say Napoleon wore cargo shorts at Waterloo.

  179. Lauraw was able to distinguish between bad drivers and cocksuckers. I quoted Lauraw from Castle Rock to Colorado Springs.

  180. My sincere love for cargo shorts (I’m wearing a pair RIGHT NOW) is one of the few things that keeps me from being mistaken for a hipster.

  181. Dan barely met the W’s, listened to their Boston driving stories, and trusted me to their care. Dan rarely trusts anyone. Mooseapalooza is too soon

  182. If you do happen to find yourself in Decatur, Alabama, visit Roamy while you’re in the neighborhood.

    Fixt.

  183. Once you learn how to channel your inner asshole, Boston gets easier.

  184. Secret to driving in Boston = Don’t get caught looking at your mirrors.

  185. I can one up you, Little Sweet – I’m wearing Cargo JORTS right now.
    Seriously. cargo shorts made out of denim – beat that.

  186. Too hot for jeggings. Team Chones

  187. Cargo jorts, huh? That’s pretty much like a latter-day chastity belt right there.

  188. Dan rarely trusts anyone. Mooseapalooza is too soon

    Nao it’s not. We didn’t really get to get acquainted. shut up

  189. Yeah. Between the jorts and 2 years of beard growth, I’m not getting laid any time soon, that’s for sure.

    Pup,
    You could throw a tennis ball for my minpin and he’d look at you like you were an idiot. Pick up a random stick and toss it? You’ve got a friend for life.

  190. And, the cargo jorts killed it. They’ll do it every time…

  191. Start out slowly….

    Try listening first…..
    +***

    No, I got this. When should I call?

    Pupster, kids and dogs are all a go. I repeat,it’s a big 10-4.

  192. Don’t do it, Puppeh. She’s just trying to lure you there so she can sacrifice you to her Crossfit gods.

  193. Sean, come to Michigan.

    I’ll bring your favorite soda and hookers.

    But mostly your favorite soda.

  194. One man’s pedestal is another woman’s sacrificial altar.

  195. Finally home. Got the reading done that I needed to do, so tomorrow I can focus on writing up the report due on Tuesday. Workout was a warmup of light squats, pull ups, 30 minutes on the treadmill, and farmer walks with 80lb dumbbells.

    Tomorrow is a 6-mile walk, push ups, planks, and pell work..

  196. Anything is a sacrificial altar, if you’re fanatical enough.

  197. Most sucky traffic ever, after Boston traffic.

    I’m sorry, but that’s monumentally naive. If you’ve ever driven in LA or the Bay Area or Chicago or Dallas or DC or…

  198. Driving in my car, smoking my cigar,
    The only time I’m happy’s when I derp my guitar.

  199. No, I’m with Lauraw on this one. I’ve driven in LA, Chicago, Dallas, DC, but not the Bay. I make Mr. RFH do the driving in Boston. Yes, they will let an ambulance by, but then they fight over the spot right behind it.

  200. Also, is it too much to hope that de Blasio gets tear gassed while he’s in Hamburg?

  201. “Once you learn how to channel your inner asshole, Boston gets easier.”

    scott knows things – check your give a shit at the state line and driving becomes a breeze in mass

  202. it’d be nice if that commie pos Warren Wilhelm was gassed – but i think the germans stopped doing that a few years back

  203. ooopppsie – my bad roamy, i missed the “tear” part

  204. No more wasting time. I gotta go write an obit. Then do some landscaping which will include an excavator, skid steer and gabion cage assembly.

  205. Kind of surprised there’s not a Trump hotel in Hamburg.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4674154/Trump-staying-government-Hamburg-lodgings-blame-Obama.html

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