Großer Boob Freitag

Hello beaver chasers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

I really dig this band, I haven’t heard a song I don’t like.

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Your features today are a current TV Personality and former Adult Model, born February 8th, 1978 in Frankfort, Oder, East Germany.  She measures 37-24-33, stands 4’11” and 123lbs.  Bitte hol mir ein Bier and say hello to Miss Bettie Ballhaus !

169 Comments

  1. Foist!

  2. *invades Poland*

  3. Curious German Shepherd pics made me giggle in my frilly pantaloons. That little puppy with the towel needs hugs and cookies.

    Thanks for the kind words yesterday, errybody. I laughed at the videos and other goodness. You guys are the best.

    Two more full-time days of intense test prep, one more paper to write, two presentations to give, and a final exam is all that’s left in the coming week. Then my spirit will be broken and I can finally die, a shattered soul.

    Or graduate. Whatever.

  4. She has cold war dominatrix written all over her, but especially her boobs.

    I lol’d at the sets for this “professional shoot”.

  5. “Friday” gif was captivating.

  6. That German shepherd is more intellectually curious than Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters combined.

  7. There were sets?

  8. 30 life lessons that are pretty valuable

    http://stiltonsplace.blogspot.com/2017/04/30-rocks.html

  9. Leon, how much weight did you lose after your 72 hour fast?

  10. There were sets?

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    I should have put that in quotes. I was impressed with the double fur set up in the last picture.

  11. That was good, Jimbro!

  12. twitter.com/AmaziingPuppies/status/857912498376159232

  13. OK kids. Love you. Have a great day. Stop picking at that, and wash your hands.

  14. Leon, how much weight did you lose after your 72 hour fast?

    6#, but I gained back 3# when I ate. It was a big, salty meal, though, so I expect that to level off to a 2# regain.

    Also, Bewbs is plural, so it’s “die Bewbs”, not “das Bewbs”. We can argue further whether Bewb should be a neuter gender, I’d say it ought to start as feminine in the first place. Because it means titties.

  15. wakey wakey.

    A band needs more than a base player and a drummer. Just saying.

  16. I don’t think I could fast 72 hours what with children demanding that I cook them food EVERY DAMN day

  17. I cooked for my wife and fed my daughter several times. I drank a lot of iced tea (with lime/lemon), coffee (regular and decaf, with and without chicory), but managed not to eat anything. Saves a fantastic amount of time and cleanup.

  18. Yea, I don’t think that would work for me. I don’t eat what babies eat anyway ;)

    I have to make gobs of food – I’m cooking for 2 kids, and 2 grown ass men.

  19. I mostly do my 24 hr around times that don’t involve me cooking dinner for anyone.

  20. Time to teach one of them to cook.

  21. One of them can cook. But my husband likes MY cooking. They often have cooking duty on nights I work. With is 4 nights a week.

  22. That’s not very feminist. They should be doing all the cooking. Because fair.

  23. I made slow cooker chicken chili last night. Pretty good. So good that we’re having it again tonight

  24. Crap, forgot to put the chuck roast in the fridge to thaw. No Bloody Mary Pot Roast tomorrow!

  25. My definitive thought on Bill Nye? (hahaha no one asked) He’s a wanna be mover and shaker and dickish nerd (nerd in the sense that he’s unattractive and probably never got picked for anything) who, at best, with his degree could pose as a middle school health teacher. And even then he’d be insufferable and dickish.

  26. I would like a top of the line fillet with caramelized onions and blue cheese on top with a wedge salad and a great red.*

    *Although I’m still not drinking until May 31st.

  27. Calories in, calories out is bullshit.

  28. Plus Bill Nye has less degrees than Dolph Lundgren.

  29. Husband is out of town, should I go see Beauty and the Beast?

    Clint?

    And where the hell has Clint been anyway?

  30. No, Mare, you should go to an actual grownup movie.

  31. Get Out, Logan, John Wick 2 or Fate & the Furious.

  32. Well, okay, but you don’t have to be sassy! What would you suggest?

  33. Opps, commented to soon. Thank you for the recommendations.

    And (((hugs))) to you by the way.

  34. Saw Logan and loved it.

  35. This chick reminds me of that broad who used to hang out here. Hers weren’t that big.

  36. On the world famous Pendejo Grande “would I hit it?” scale, today’s model comes in at “exceptionally slutty with a 90% chance of syphilis”.

    Roughly equivalent to the ranking I gave your mom.

  37. Husband is out of town, should I go see Beauty and the Beast?

    Emma Watson is an ignorant feminazi harridan, don’t give her your money.

  38. Huck Follywood. Don’t give them any any any money.

    Bill Nye is the kid who got knocked down on the playground and de-pantsed. Then he grew up to be a fraud and a jackass. He’s a bag a day dick eater.

    And, Jay, it’s fewer, not less.

  39. *fingerguns

    Well, one fingergun, at least.

  40. *Hugs Mare back. “Accidentally” rubs her bewbs.*

  41. Somebody ( I forget exactly who) told me that if you get a Amazon Fire Stick and “jailbreak” it you can watch anything in theaters or on any network for free, depriving the poor media companies and performers revenue…..

  42. 6#, but I gained back 3# when I ate. It was a big, salty meal, though, so I expect that to level off to a 2# regain.
    Also, Bewbs is plural, so it’s “die Bewbs”, not “das Bewbs”. We can argue further whether Bewb should be a neuter gender, I’d say it ought to start as feminine in the first place. Because it means titties.
    —————————-
    This is why we can’t have nice boobs. Can someone please kill leon for me?

    TYIA.

  43. HAHAHA, you’re all lovable dicks.

  44. MJ just hates the multilingual.

  45. Any of you bought a factory refurbished apple lap top on ebay?

    My daughter did and got a great price and has been thoroughly happy with it. Was she lucky or par for the course?

  46. My guess is that she used up all her good luck getting to be born as your daughter. So the Apple thing is normal shit. That’s my guess and I’m sticking to it.

  47. No es la verdad.

  48. MJ just hates the multilingual.

    ¿Qué no?

  49. Apple laptops are a scam.

  50. Maybe he just hates Deutsch.

  51. “And, Jay, it’s fewer, not less.”

    ==============

    I dunno, his degree might be lesser, Lundgren went to some good schools. :)

  52. Dolph is a guy you’d think was unrealistically capable if you saw a biopic of him.

  53. “Apple laptops are a scam.” In fact, everything “Apple” is a scam.

  54. PD, I will kill you last.

  55. Can you kill me first.

    My name Hotspur VonDuouche and I live somewhere in the state that looks like a hand.

  56. I bought a pair of the new Apple AirPods bluetooth ear buds.

    They are absolutely tits.

    They work with my laptop, iPad, iPhone, and Apple TV. Best ear buds ever.

  57. Mare, I have been buying refurbished computers from New Egg.

    Very happy.

    Last desktop computer was $125 with shipping included.

  58. They work with my laptop, iPad, iPhone, and Apple TV. Best ear buds ever.

    I was always afraid that this old Conan video would be true.

  59. LOL, Geoff, that’s hilarious.

    Only problem is, you can’t go into a store and buy them. They take about four weeks to order from Apple.

  60. Morning.

    It’s raining so often here, I’ve got mushrooms growing on my ass.

  61. I’m working from home today. I don’t read much about politics but happened to have the time to peruse Hot Air.

    I thought they’d move on from their fake conservative moral high ground.

  62. National Review seems to have moved on from their pretend moral high ground. They’re no cheerleaders but they’ve moved on for the most part.

  63. She seems nice tits….

  64. Guy who taught my first year medical genetics class just passed away. He was an awful teacher and it was impossible to follow his lectures. The text book was awful. It was the only class I came close to failing in med school (or college for that matter). There were only two exams all semester and I did so poorly on the first one that I could only get 2 questions wrong on the final or flunk the class and need to repeat it the following year with all the affirmative action students who took 6 years to finish a 4 year school. I got one wrong and the rest is history.

    http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/telegram/obituary.aspx?page=lifestory&pid=184852827

  65. Guy who taught my first year medical genetics class just passed away. He was an awful teacher and it was impossible to follow his lectures. The text book was awful. It was the only class I came close to failing in med school (or college for that matter). There were only two exams all semester and I did so poorly on the first one that I could only get 2 questions wrong on the final or flunk the class and need to repeat it the following year with all the affirmative action students who took 6 years to finish a 4 year school. I got one wrong and the rest is history.
    ——————–
    What happened next?

  66. Sounds like my college biology prof. There was 0% alignment between his lectures, the textbook, and any of the exams. But he graded on a hell of a curve so I got a B without ever passing a test. Today I’d be fighting mad that I missed an opportunity to learn something that might come in handy. At age 19 I was just happy to have a B on my transcript.

  67. What happened next?
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    Lunch, than anight out drinking pitchers of beer at the Wexford House Tavern and then home for one of the best Christmases evah.

  68. Found a deal on a packaging material I use.

    I can save $90 per pallet if I take 6 pallets at a time.
    This place is about to get a whole lot more warehousey.

  69. Need a pole barn.

  70. You know who is a pole barn? I don’t think I even need to hint at it.

  71. Well. That sucked.

  72. Gardening sucked?

  73. No. I just got back from Ethan’s 10:30 doc appointment.

    There goes the day.

  74. Oh that does suck.

    I’m building a raised bed in the morning.

  75. Tomorrow I’m going to listen to heavy metal, garden, and go to cross fit.

  76. No you’re not.

  77. I’m going to spend all day researching pensions and writing a Monte Carlo simulation.

  78. I’m doing some bee hive maintenance and trying to start my lawn mower. Youngest boy is looking for chores. Mowing may be his chore…we’ll see.

  79. Yes I am.

  80. Catscan in the morning. Pickup sons vest from the rentatux place (its prom and they sent the wrong one) then…i gots no plan. Supposed to be rainy and cool..I could make some half ass attempt to clean up the garage…some shit like that. ….oh I know….we got a new porch swing, (its wicker!) I’l prolly get the fasteners to suspend it properly..

  81. Why am I just learning of Fyre Festival? HAHAHA

  82. My 25 year old mower started with one turn of the key.

    A freaking miracle.

  83. Yes I am.

    *remains skeptical*

  84. omorrow I’m going to listen to heavy metal, garden, and go to cross fit.

    DOn’t toy with my emotions. I’ve had a hard day.

  85. Comment by Car in on April 28, 2017 3:40 pm

    Well. That sucked.

    You paid $12k to see Blink-182 in a FEMA camp?

  86. Comment by Car in on April 28, 2017 3:40 pm

    Well. That sucked.
    ========

    And you complaining about vaguebooking? :)

  87. Scroll down. i don’t vaguebook here. I like to build the suspense.

  88. So, doc appointment at 10:30. Leave the house around 9:20. Doc appointment ends around 11::30, but he doesn’t like the look of a bruise on his shin, so he wants us to get blood drawn.

    But they don’t DO IT there. Found a clinic, go in there – they don’t have the right stuff for what the doc wanted [insert quizzical look here].

    Call my husband – FRUSTRATED. He calls my insurance company and I’m off to Royal Oak, and the big hospital there (the one I donated my kidney at). Get there, go in – while in waiting room, we have another crises – today is Erin’s LAST day to buy prom tickets [shakes fist at sky] at there is zero.zero chance I’ll be back in Lapeer in time. STRESS. Finally a friend buys her ticket. Tragedy averted.

    So, blood gets drawn, we leave, and I’m about 10 minuets away, when (get this, seriously more couldn’t have gone wrong today) THE HOSPITAL CALLS AND THEY’RE VERY SORRY BUT THEY NEED MORE BLOOD.

    Oh. My. Fucking …

    ugh. Erin gets picked up late from school ( I probably would have made it in time if not for the hospital using the wrong protocol for blood draws – it had to do with his age – @@)

    . So. No gardening. No dinner planning. No nothing. It was beautiful all day, and now it’s overcast and windy.

    I’m going to crossfit now.

  89. Thinking of labs I’d order for a bruised shin…

    CBC, clotting factors (PT/INR, PTT), sed rate and CRP if I was worried about infection…does not compute…they’re all common labs and your son is man-sized even though he’s a kid.

    Yeah, I’d be pissed

  90. It is prom season. I read an article in WSJ about some school with a 21 page rule book for prom and dress checks beforehand

  91. They need to make sure the girls don’t dress like sluts

  92. Once you have a 21-page rule book for how to dress for prom, it’s time to say “fuck it” and cancel the whole damn thing.

  93. I agree. They did mention the alternative prom called Morp

  94. I’d ask, “where the hell are the parents?” but I know the answer. They don’t see anything wrong with their little shitheads dressing like whores.

  95. And they’ll defend their right to do so all the way to the Supreme Court if necessary

  96. If your daughter dresses like this, then you’ve failed as a father.

  97. But likely succeeded as a stepdad.

  98. No girls in my school looked like that. I feel cheated.

  99. Yeah, it was pretty tame in my day too. That being said, I’d wager a large sum of money that Carin’s kid won’t be wearing similar attire

  100. I think I caused a bit of a stir when I wore a strapless dress to the NHS banquet, then a halter dress to the prom a few weeks later.

    Thing is, I was one of the most naive kids out there….and pure as the proverbial snow.

  101. Thanks, Scott.

  102. The regular Apple ear buds are the worst designed, painful, pieces of shit.

  103. Ever.

  104. Walmart.com sells refurbs too.

  105. My baby Jesus loving sister pissed everyone off on FB last year. Family prom pics from Las Vegas and San Antonio looked like escort central. Buckeye family looked like Partridge family era prom.

  106. Refurbished TVs and Laptops are usually from scammers. Apple is 100% refundable as are TVs. The little old lady from Pasadena of refurbs

  107. HOLY SHIT Carin, your day blew. I’m sorry. That fucking sucks.

  108. Mare, are you referring to the original round design, or the current sort of oval shape?

  109. The first guy I ever saw in concert got killed today in a hunting accident that looks suspiciously like a cold blooded murder. RIP Ted.

  110. Hold on. May be fake news. I hope so.

  111. Carin, why isn’t the boy who is taking Erin buying her ticket?

  112. Prom dresses and Prom values are regional

  113. Round, Hotspur.

  114. How to remain calm

    https://is.gd/M31gV8

  115. The commenters in the video noticed the same thing I though I saw…a round jammed in the slide. Not that I’d tempt fate by being a hero working at Jimmy John’s and think he’d not do immediate action to remedy the jam and start blasting my minimum wage ass away.

  116. The round ones were awful. The new style is very comfortable.

  117. Dan has a very rare Maternal last name. More rare than Paternal. Thanks to social media, I have a cousin reaching out to Dan. I see a STL visit in our future. Heads up Phat and Beasn

  118. How to remain calm

    Guy with the gun seemed a little agitated.

    *calmer than you are dude*

  119. Sorry I haven’t been around. Trapped at #fyrefestival. Please send water, toiletries, Faberge eggs.

  120. Me, behind the counter at Jimmy John’s

    https://is.gd/jTh4ek

  121. That’s why you have a cash register pipe.

  122. One swing would have done it.

  123. Not for me. That guy’s bigger and faster than me. He would bat away the pipe and kill me.

    …is what I would wisely be thinking to myself while handing over the money and urinating freely into my clothing.

  124. The hump would protect you.

  125. Only from molestation, Hotspur.

  126. Carin, why isn’t the boy who is taking Erin buying her ticket?

    She is going with a gaggle (I think that’s what they are called) of female friends.

  127. I believe a group of teenaged girls is usually called a squeal.

  128. Shriek.

  129. H2 Calm Dude Community Theater presents “A Day in the Life of Jimmy Johns”.

    Calm Dude: Hmmm….death…..minimum wage…..ehh fuck it, I can try the death thing later.

    Fin

  130. Any of these terms would work.

  131. My daughter explained to me that she doesn’t want a boyfriend because they’re too much work. WHen her friends get boyfriends, they abandon their friends.

  132. Friends will eventually abandon you either way.

    At least with a relationship there’s the hope that you’ll not end up alone.

  133. Cats it is.

  134. Yup. This story is old as the ages. That’s pretty much the same thing I explained to my Mom while I secretly had a boyfriend at school.

  135. Cats steal your breath while you’re asleep.

    #science

  136. Not if you have 6 or more.

  137. Pupster, today’s model makes me think of motorboating.

  138. Mini-me has a (girl) friend here for studying for the AP U.S. History exam and a sleepover. I am being annoyingly full of trivia/facts about who was assassinated when, domino theory, and Operation Eagle Claw. Mr. RFH has a new victim for dad jokes.

  139. Best part of the evening so far was a Skype session with more friends, including one young gentleman who was happy to be included until, “What, you’re really studying history?” *click* That was good for about 10 minutes of jokes at his expense and laughter.

  140. Tell them about that one time at the proclamation of 1763. That one never gets old.

  141. Wrath of god thunderstorms here now.

    I have a vibrating shi-tzu in my lap and a vodka in my hand.

    We’ll get through this.

  142. Just looked at the radar.

    Crap we pissed someone off.

    Massive line of storms heading my way.

    Time to play the rain song!

  143. Best line:

    I don’t even miss you half the time.

  144. This is stupidly loud rain and rolling thunder. Kinda cool, going to sit on the porch and watch the show.

  145. Let me take you baby, down to the river bed
    Got to tell you somethin’, go right to your head
    Cause I got a derp on you, babe
    I got a derp on you

  146. Is it really Saturday? Doesn’t feel like it.

  147. Six more days, Lauraw, six more days!

  148. I know Mare!! WOOO! But Fucking Hell, I have a lot to do. Thank goodness I took Sunday off work to write this stupid paper or I’d be completely scrood.

    Now all I have to do is assassinate two of my presentation group members and all will be well. I’m thinking of just hollowing them out and using them as meat-puppets to give their parts of the presentation. It’s just easier because there’s not enough time to build marionette frames.

    One of the more responsible people on my *other* presentation group told me I was not allowed to do any more work on that one. Because I basically did my part, two other parts, and supplied the data everybody can use for the whole thing. So I’m off that hook. Which is nice.

  149. How many hours does it take Leon to build a 16x4x1 raised bed and fill it with soil from the bobcat mound in the pasture, using a dump wagon, spade, and a cordless drill? The boards are already cut and stained, but not moved to the work site. Leon has not yet had coffee.

    Place your bets.

  150. Yes, meat puppets! Love it.

    I’ve thought of you often, Lauraw, I read somewhere (I’m sure I’ll botch this) about going for something you want that takes a lot time and effort, after x years you’ll look back and if you DON’T do it think, “I would have (had, finished, accomplished) ____________ by now.”

  151. On a much, much, much, much smaller scale, that’s why I’m trying to lean up for this trip. I didn’t want to look back the day before I leave and think, “damn, I could have felt like _______ today if I would have done the work and sacrificed.”

  152. That’s why I’m frustrated a bit. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS, I’m doing everything I can think of right, food, exercise, sleep, water, weight training, etc., and it’s still slower than anyone I’ve heard of doing the same thing. And not doing it as stridently as I am.

    Shakes fist at sky, “MAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!”

    Fasted yesterday until 5:00pm. Doing the same today.

  153. Might be hormonal.

    Almost done with coffee. Wunderground says the rain won’t start until 1pm. Can I finish by then? We’ll see.

  154. Comment by phat on April 29, 2017 2:15 am

    I have a vibrating shi-tzu in my lap and a vodka in my hand.

    ============

    Hmmm, I would have expected this type of comment from XBrad….

  155. Comment by phat on April 29, 2017 2:25 am

    Best line:

    I don’t even miss you half the time.
    ===========

    “How can I miss you if I can’t get you to leave?”

  156. Stormy here the last few days. Lots of wind, a little rain/sleet. 26 degrees right now.

  157. If you hire a bunch of illegals it will probably be done by then

  158. Plus it will help the economy- ‘cus we all know the amazing contributions illegals bring to the US

  159. Ok I’m off. Going to meet step son and fast at Becky’s diner

  160. Just one other guy helping would be tremendous. I’m going to have to wrangle the corners into place with the help of a cinderblock or something while I get them screwed together.

  161. I say you get the frames done. Shit always takes longer.

    I could give you guys a really boring bitch about how I never get things done because my days are broken up into driving my kids/picking them up/ making dinner/ work. I need entirely uninterrupted days.

    But I’ll spare you. You’re welcome.

  162. I’ve been trying to pick up some hay bales from a woman for days. Just zero time. TWO days off and still didn’t have time. ugh.

  163. ANd now I have to figure out how to through physical therapy into the mix. 3 times a week. I’m fucked.

    wakey wakey motherfuckers.

  164. Plus, my stupid insurance doesn’t cover any physical therapists w/in a 45 min drive. ugh.

  165. “I would have (had, finished, accomplished) ____________ by now.”

    Damn right. It’s just the part of life where you are having a goal and a plan and executing it. Scott said something along those lines to me yesterday, like what if I had just done the easy thing and stayed in retail someplace. Blergh.

    This reminds me of that ‘argument’ that Dems used against drilling in ANWR: “It won’t even produce oil for 10 years!”

    That was in 2002. Retards gotta retard.

    OK, I gotta go to school all day again. Love you. See you later.

  166. The last time Laura screwed up her back the Dr said “the key thing is to not tighten up, keep moving.”

    Best advice ever.

    I went to work on Thursday, after throwing my back out on Wednesday, and it’s much better.

    Last time I spent a week on the couch.

  167. Nice song, Phat, hadn’t heard that one before.

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