Hey there paste eaters. Today’s BBF is brought to you by The H2 Brand Weed. Getting ripped since…huh? When did we start getting ripped? Whatevs. Let’s make a grilled cheese.
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I wrote this song after listening to The Doors, ‘This is the End.’ I either down tuned the guitar or decided that A flat and E are good chord progressions. Not sure. I’ll figure it out this afternoon when I should be working. It’s a pretty big rip off, but I know Car in will appreciate it.
Today’s model is a dirty fucking liar. After doing extensive research it appears that her hair color isn’t natural. The drapes don’t match the curtains, IYKWIMAITYD. I guess it’s possible to have a black landing strip and red hair. **applies for government grant** Anyhoo, please stop shooting unarmed black 50 year old teenagers and welcome Lucy Collett!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Totes genius.
Do fake gingers only pretend to steal your soul?
Did Hotspur preorder an Apple watch?
He might not admit it.
Sorry to pour cold water on hot boobs, but this news is important.
This is how nations meet their downfall from within. This is what you get when you elect a skin as President without bothering about how rotten the person inside is.
There was a time when US and India would have been on the opposite ends of this situation.
http://freebeacon.com/blog/obama-admin-to-americans-trapped-in-yemen-ask-india-for-help/
They should come out with Apple watch 2.0 next week.
Lucy is fantastic along with being a fabulist.
http://is.gd/I_just_leave_this_here_for_MJ
Saw that, Tushar. Our military is right there, but won’t be allowed to evac people. I hate this administration.
Thanks weirdo.
Imagine how the military guys feel, looking right there.
Whittle was right. Obama doesn’t have to dismantle the military. He just has to change the conditions and make all the good people quit.
There is definitely no chance of being exposed to ab veins in this poat.
Good song.
Obama is a wanker.
Nice udders. I wonder if she can cook.
Lucy is fantastic along with being a fabulist.
http://is.gd/I_just_leave_this_here_for_MJ
I saw Soft, Chewy and Fruity open for Morrissey in 1991.
Hey Jimbro – my husband wants me to go on some dangerous/deadly hike in your neck of the woods. Mt Washington.
Question: am I going to die? Is he trying to kill me?
Lucy is fantastic along with being a fabulist.
http://is.gd/I_just_leave_this_here_for_MJ
I saw Soft, Chewy and Fruity open for Frankie Goes To Hollywood in 1986.
Who is eating my comments? It’s not like they are delicious.
Nice udders. I wonder if she can cook.
We could have Dr. Pol examine her.
Mt Washington is very doable. The bottom part is in the woods then you hit Tuckerman Ravine which is pretty cool. After the ravine its kind of boring at the top. Hope for a clear day so you can see forever. On a cloudy day the views are limited.
So you don’t think he’s trying to kill me? How far are you from there?
If you go in the winter I’d say he’s plotting your demise. They ski in the ravine until late May and early June some years. Every so often someone dies up there in the winter. Pretty sure a young woman from nyc died up there this year.
No, he wants to go this summer.
I’m a good five hours from there. East to west in Maine is awful. There are no major east west highways and every time they propose one the enviro weenies have a conniption
She seems nice.
http://nypost.com/2015/02/17/new-york-hiker-freezes-to-death-in-new-hampshire-mountains/
Ah. well that’s a bummer.
A group of eight-year-old children in New Jersey have written letters to convicted cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal, wishing that he will ‘get better soon’ while recovering in hospital from a mystery illness after being encouraged by their teacher.
What’s next, a grade school teacher instructing second graders to send paper flower cutouts to Djokar Tsarnaev’s jail cell?
Question: am I going to die? Is he trying to kill me?
Check his pack for a tarp, lime and a shovel.
If only a group of transgendered or gay people were in a foreign land under fire and oppression, Obama would unleash the full might of the US milit…
Who am I kidding? He sat on his hands during the failed Green Revolution in Iran and he bows to Saudi royalty, which beheads gays (and Tim Cook were he a Saudi). I can’t think of anyone Licorice Dick would subject to serious, purposeful military force with the intention to inflict unqualified defeat.
Except for his own citizens, perhaps.
Dear Mumia Abu-Jamal,
I hope you fucking die a slow and painful death, scumbag.
*hearts*
Little Suzie, 3rd grade.
Check his pack for a tarp, lime and a shovel.
What if his pack reveals a glove, Crisco and some AA batteries?
Thought this was a good take down of a stupid food police bimbo:
http://gawker.com/the-food-babe-blogger-is-full-of-shit-1694902226
Typical camping trip then.
Licorice Dick is desperate. Perhaps he’ll launch kinetic military action against global warmening.
Speaking at Howard University in Washington, D.C., on Tuesday, President Barack Obama said that climate change is a “primary” national security threat to the United States.
That’s a first class smackdown, Mare.
I think the devils path in New York sounds better.
It’s a fun area Car in. Beautiful too.
Let us know if you want company, it’s only about 4 hours from here and Laura loves it up there.
You must have one breakfast at a place called Peach’s, it’s in North Conway.
Car in: mold in seed-starter trays, what do?
If it’s still there.
The New York one, Scott ?
Also, I watched this video this morning and I’m thinking I could do it even better.
Aeroponic herb gardening could be a fun second career.
I’d start over, Leon. Did you use seed starter mix?
I don’t believe in New Hampshire.
Leon, why does my coconut oil have an expiration date only 1 year after purchase?
Mt Washington.
See now I’m torn. I’d love to see you and laura, but the New York hike sounds like more fun.
Why does Scott’s avatar look less crazy than it use to?
The NY one is less than 3 hours away.
I think there might be more to do in and around Mt Washington.
The Catskills can be weird depending on where you are.
We just delivered a desk to an Inn near that NY trail. We drove for an hour without seeing a gas station.
Why does Scott’s avatar look less crazy than it use to?
That’s peculiar because yours looks more crazy.
My moms family all live around Albany.
We can meet up either way, I’m thinking.
Potting mix, but I have plenty more, and the seeds were cheap. I can toss the whole shebang in the compost heap and start over with minimal expense. I’m guessing the seed trays were harboring spores and I hadn’t thought to wash them before starting the seeds.
If I were you, I would consider walking along the beetling hilltops up along Arkham Ridge or Dunwich Village. It’s especially pretty on All Saints Eve, when the moonlight falls upon the old Indian burial mounds.
Laura has been know to bake dirt.
It’s nice, it makes the whole house smell like dirt.
It’s nice, it makes the whole house smell like dirt.
Do they have dirt-scented Febreeze?
Yeah, the soil might just as easily be the issue. I’ll dump, wash, bake, and re-plant.
Use seed starting mix, not potting.
Albany is 2 hours, and right around the corner from Wiserinlaws.
Also a moisture issue. Air circulation. Seed mix makes that less of an issue.
So wiser could do a dual purpose thing ! Perfect.
We should plan an H2 meetup around my vacation.
Because, it’s all about me me me. I’m like Obama.
Those peat pot things can make mold easier too.
Got it. I have a planned trip to the Garden Center anyhow.
Our tomatoes are almost 1 foot tall.
I have peat pots, but they are too big for seedlings.
The instructions for the starter trays had me lid them right away, I’m guessing that was actually wrong as well.
Growing your own food is so early 20th century.
Keep us posted Car in.
Laura will be out of school, so you can have her as long as you want.
Tomatoes without cardboard dividers are 11″ tall.
Tomatoes with cardboard dividers are 5″ tall, and unhealthy looking.
Tomato toxic shock syndrome.
Growing your own food is so early 20th century.
The Old Ways have sustained people through harder times than these. Knowledge of them is part of being robust as an individual.
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Our tomatoes are almost 1 foot tall.
That ought to make one hell of a sammich. But where are you gonna get foot long bacon?
*sacrifices a goat, per the Old Ways*
Niiice work, MJ!
I see that the spirit of Ginger Thursdays has swept up Big Boob Friday
Today’s model appears to be built to supply ample comfort.
Ample being the key word.
I prefer this look as opposed to today’s model.
http://is.gd/gdHQdH
I gagged.
http://is.gd/pendejo_grande
Today’s young lady seems fluffy.
I like fluffy…
Car IN, when is your vacation?
Since Tom Hill gets to have his friends on, maybe you should have H2 day at the radio station.
Make sure Car in does DOTW.
trying to get MJ to do his DotW live. And have already had a few Hostages on. I’ve begged Lauraw to join me for a gardening segment, but the time just doesn’t work for her.
But I like to think of every show as H2 radio. Some serious stuff, some political stuff, some fun stuff, and *fingers crossed* maybe next season, some exercise and diet stuff.
I am so ready.
Will we have to wear headbands to listen?
Only if we sell them in the Animosity International store.
Heh, I wonder how many questions I would get if I wore that.
I wore a headband when I was listening to your mom. Is her name Mona by any chance? Just askin.
Well fucktards, I hate you all.
Pffffftttt…like anyone gives a shit.
What did/didn’t we do now?
*pops popcorn
I feed on hate.
Well fucktards, I hate you all.
And this is somehow news….why?
Tough day MJ? Here, have a candy bar…
Tough day MJ? Here, have a candy bar…
Hey leon, what’s the best way to build up muscle endurance? I don’t get sore that much anymore, but I still get pretty tired. Trying to build up, but it seems slow.
Oh that’s weird. I meant to type love but for some reason hate always seems to just flow weird.
Fuckers.
Spartacus, with dogs
http://is.gd/OXtQts
Jay, what you’re looking for is generally called “general physical conditioning” or GPP. It’s tough to improve because it’s a mix of the energy systems (aerobic/anaerobic) and how much you’ve toughened up your tendons and other connective tissues (because pain in these will feel like fatigue).
“Boot camp” type workouts, burpees, HIIT, barbell complexes with light weights, weighed walks and hikes are what I’ve heard work best. I used to do a Friday workout that was primarily for GPP with just power cleans, push presses, and unweighted chin-ups.
Or you could take Spinning classes like MJ.
Or you could take Spinning classes like MJ.
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Leon is funny.
Leon, can you be more specific on weighted walks?
Hiking as in up and down hills?
Weighted by how much? % of body weight?
How long before diminishing returns?
Today’s IB moment
http://is.gd/F2WtmB
Today’s IB moment
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They’re parents are rich.
Jim Wendler (author of the 5/3/1 program, former 1000# squatter) would walk his dog two miles with a 60# weighted vest a few times a week. I think Jim weighs around 240#, so that’s 25% for him. Mostly just walking with a burden is what matters, hills will make it tougher.
I do my long walks with a 40# backpack (a little over 20%), but I also like to do farmer’s walks with a pair of 60# kettlebells (66%, but those will be multiple sets of 50-100′, not miles). There are setups for doing what’s called a “yoked walk” which is any sort of rig that rests on the shoulder girdle that you walk with for a short distance.
Their
/Hotspurt
I farmer walked your mom’s girdle a short distance
(I really have no idea what that means)
A curlbro saw me doing farmer’s walks at the gym once and asked my what they worked.
“Testicles”.
I gave him a fuller answer, but that was the first thing I said. To his credit, he laughed.
for the lady Hostages:
http://tinyurl.com/ogoq875
You’re welcome.
Used to do a 12 mile road march in 3 hours with a 80# pack. Not good for your knees. That’s back when I was about 170#
Occasionally, just to change things up, we’d run 12 miles without the packs, just helmets, harness and rifles, in 2 hours.
For XBrad:
http://www.lesbianzombies.com/
You’re welcome.
Thanx, Jimbro. It’s like you know me!
With summer here I’m gonna try to get in a weekly ruck march with a 45# pack. Nothing heavier, and no more than five miles. Xbrad is correct that it’s not good for the knees to go too heavy and too far.
Has it occurred to anyone else that all of this “Rand was mean to the wimmen reporter” shit is not working because we’ve had to listen to these very same wimmen scream about how they can do the job just as well as any man?
Seriously, do they even realize how silly it sounds that, when someone is treating you like you are a grown-up and you can handle yourself, your first reaction is to whine like a little girl and call the person who did it sexist?
“I CAN DO THIS JOB AS WELL AS ANY MAN!! OMG, THIS MAN WAS MEAN TO ME BECAUSE I’M A WOMAN!!!”
Grow up, princess. You asked for it, you got it.
Maybe… just maybe… this might help explain the mysterious “wage gap” they keep bitching about.
Speaking of sexist….
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
CT women’s hockey team is going to be called the Connecticut Whale.
The jokes write themselves…
http://espn.go.com/espnw/news-commentary/article/12662700/big-plans-big-questions-new-women-pro-hockey-league
Seriously, do they even realize how silly it sounds that, when someone is treating you like you are a grown-up and you can handle yourself, your first reaction is to whine like a little girl and call the person who did it sexist?
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It’s ridiculous. Rand should just say, “Can you handle it or not?”
And that ice cream deal was funny.
Thanks, Leon.
So, I got my confirmation email for OFA (Organizing For Action). Do I click yes? Someone has to keep watch, right?
Connecticut Wail.
Heh, golf clap.
Connecticut Wail mascot.
http://is.gd/fDHjwq
http://is.gd/pendejo_grande
http://is.gd/best_birthday_evah
Shoots, buffalone, that kind of made me teary eyed.
Yep, me too mare.
Looks like it’s just you and me.
*gets comfortable*
http://is.gd/ApzMEh
Yeah, it’s about time the two REALLY cool people were here.
Ohai!
**lurks**
Damn it, the moment is ruined by the uncool scum.
I’m watching the Masters.
Can’t figure out why I like to watch people play golf.
I don’t play golf.
I have no desire to learn.
I do, however, love golf courses, I think they are beautiful.
It so damn orderly. That’s why I like it.
I just like the outfits.
Maybe, MJ. It’s civil (although I like football), it’s not fast (although baseball is losing it’s shine for me), I know very little about it but it is a gentleman’s sport. Orderly as you say. Lots of hand shaking and genuine appreciation for the other players. And I think the announcers are very good too.
I’m loving the whole Ben Crenshaw deal.
I just like the outfits.
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BWAHAHAHA
(although I do appreciate the fit guys with the flat stomachs and well fitted pants)
Golf is perfect for napping on the couch during the gloaming light of the afternoon/early evening.
Ben Crenshaw’s daughters are beautiful.
http://is.gd/Fh7EmR
That’s not his wife is it?????
hahahaha, I’m saving that gif.
Golf trophy wife.
Holy crap, that’s his wife. Ben’s got it going on!
Her skirt is shorter than MCPO’s temper.
I loved Jack’s hole in one the other day.
There is a group of friends of my husband’s that do winner pics, usually football. They are doing the Masters. You pick three you think will collectively have the best scores. My husband had no idea, so I picked for him. My pics?
Spieth
D. Johnson
McIilroy
Hope they don’t crap out the next two days.
Young Mare is not as attractive as I would have expected.
http://tinyurl.com/po59cw3
So tomorrow, we’re gonna live-stream the show using Periscope.
Hill is not sure if he is going to be there by phone or in studio.
I haven’t told him about the live-stream.
Could you imagine?
>>Young Mare is not as attractive as I would have expected.
JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST!!! How’s about a fucking warning next time, douchenozzle??
*throws dinner in the trash and pours a huge glass of vodka.
Woof.
Young Mare is not as attractive as I would have expected.
http://tinyurl.com/po59cw3
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You son of a bitch!
Chelsea Clinton and Sarah Jessica Parker should have a horse-face off.
Rosetta, are you enjoying your Pulitzer for writing the book:
Fat, Stupid, and Drunk is the way to go through life.
And keep in mind…. that pic is post-Photoshop….
Henry made Rosetta a fort:
http://imgur.com/gallery/9tk6OFh
That was the absolute best they could make her look.
And keep in mind…. that pic is post-Photoshop….
Ugh… I didn’t think of that. I hope the pre-Photoshop version was burned in hell.
Rosetta, on my desktop I found a pic of Henry titled: Creepy fan Henry. I almost wet my pants.
Seriously, several people spent HOURS making her look like that.
Do want to thank them for that pic, though. It’s gonna make it much easier to break the internet when I p-shop that (for lack of a better term) “face” onto Kim Kardashian, et. al.
Everyone in the world made Mare a fort:
http://tinyurl.com/klhetbu
>>>I hope the pre-Photoshop version was burned in hell.
The photographer who took the original had to quit the biz after his eye replacement surgery failed.
Should I just leave you two alone to work out your…… issues?
Nope, my husband wants to go out to dinner. Darn it, we were just getting started.
Went to pull the seed starts and ditch them as suggested.
I have 6 tomatoes sprouting. I can’t do it!
That Elle cover needs a re-working in its entirety including the blurbs on the cover.
You know that every hot model that’s ever appeared on Elle cut themselves when they saw that cover.
Person: Hey where do you get your political news?
Woman: Elle.
Universe: Idiot.
And just think, buddy. They’re just getting started.
The same people who tried to convince us the Michelle is the most beautiful First Lady EVAH are going to do everything it takes to makes deny our lying eyes….
And just think, buddy. They’re just getting started.
The same people who tried to convince us the Michelle is the most beautiful First Lady EVAH are going to do everything it takes to makes deny our lying eyes….
Can you imagine the media trying to make us think Hillary was hot?
HAHAHAHAHAHA*barf*HAH*cough*AHAHA!!
http://tinyurl.com/ncde8t3
Mini-Roamie?
http://is.gd/fHoObe
Okay, who else here believes that the heavier Hillary gets, the hotter Rosetta is for her?
I think the story’s gonna be “look how young and active she is, even though she’s a grandmother to the most beautiful child ever born!”
Good day, chasers of chubby.
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/586646156052013056
[stealth fix]
Okay, chrispy is banned.
“Glass ceilings? How about no ceilings?”
Yeah, life’s so difficult for a young woman just trying to make her way in the world…….
If only she had some of the same advantages that rich white men have……
[Fixted before I threw up lunch]
Yeah, life’s so difficult for a young woman just trying to make her way in the world…….
If only she had some of the same advantages that rich white men have……
HER PARENTS WERE DEAD BROKE!!!
They sure were; hardly a pot to piss in even!
*wink wink nudge nudge*
Her secret service agents had to drive her 4 miles to school, uphill both ways.
The $600k per year internship at NBC…..
Just how did she maintain such a lithe figure while living on Ramen noodles during that difficult time?
Wait… didn’t she just have a baby not too long ago?
Gotta give those p-shop guys some serious props. Serious.
She really does have an inspiring backstory, when you think about it. Born to a shrewish, amoral harpy and the lecherous hillbilly who knocked her up, her formative years were spent trying to hide from the sneering barbs of the entire country, obsessed with her father’s reckless dicking of any woman he could grab (and sometimes hold down).
Plus, she was really, really fugly back then.
“Was”?
Look, I’m not a fan of that family, but I’m not gonna pretend like she doesn’t look better than she did back in the late 90’s. Should she be on the cover of fashion magazines? Hell no. But she grew into her face better than I thought she would.
https://twitter.com/DepressedDarth/status/586556207210573825
But she grew into her face better than I thought she would.
This. She’s not half bad now. I mean, Xbrad would prolly still hit it, so there you go.
Zip that twitter, would you please, X. Mwah!
Sean,
A) Photoshop
B) Surgery
C) you’ve seen her enough to become immune to just how unattractive she is.
D) Consider A and B and remember… this is the best they could do.
I fixt.
The same people who tried to convince us the Michelle is the most beautiful First Lady EVAH are going to do everything it takes to makes deny our lying eyes….
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Yeah, Michelle is a RAVING beauty.
–Closes garage door
–Finds garden hose
–Starts car
–Excited I never have to hear about Michell’s beauty again
Sean is obviously a very sweet person. Nearsighted but sweet.
*subscribes to Mare’s DIY Carbon Monoxide Infusion Newsletter*
Off to watch “Interstellar” again – worth every penny of the purchase price.
I may be nearsighted, but I’m not sweet, damn you.
Gah! Lipstick meet pig.
http://is.gd/UnuQuR
One of the Morons got me listening to PMJ. He has been to several of their performances. They are awesome!
I just chopped onion and mixed with ground beef, oatmeal, milk, Worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, egg, and ketchup, and put it in muffin tin, and put it in the oven.
Mom made meatloaf.
Vegetarian meatloaf?
I have no idea what you’re talking about. Don’t you have DoxieDivas to chicky-chicky?
Oops. I missed the ground beef.
Sounds a lot like Pogo’s tuna salad.
**quietly closes comments dashboard**
How can you have any meatloaf if you don’t add your meat?
(Sorry, Cyn.)
Grrr. I was starting to think I was losing my mind.
UGH. Nat’l Siblings Day on FB. Everyone is posting pics of and with their siblings.
With FireFox on XP, I did not get the embedded picture in Xbrads nor my comments.
Just the twitter quote.
Otherwise, I would have tinyurled it.
Sorry…
I was driving home from a meeting this morning and suddenly realized that I was looking forward to going to the gym. How sick is that?
“Mom made meatloaf.”
She didn’t make that.
Pretty fucking sick, Sean. Are you shopping at Whole Foods or Trader Joe’s yet?
Selling flowers at the airport?
Signed up for
CrossfitZumba?Working at Sunshine Carpet Cleaners?
Nothing like that, you guys. I’m just trying to get to a place where I can tear a phone book in half. For Jesus.
Most of the world is carpeted, and one day we’ll do the cleaning.
I can do that. For, you know, some hamlet in northern Nevada.
Would TV and radio reporters please stop pronouncing deputy as dep-edy.
Phone book?
Sean,
It’s pretty cool, actually. I started going to the gym 3 days a week, then 5, then 7.
I’d get there when they opened, do all my series, get home, and fix breakfast while Anita was there doing her stuff. It was kinda funny as there was the same group of “old guys” there, every morning. We got acquainted pretty quickly.
She took longer because serious cardio, while I did only weights and machines.
Had a specific routine and number of reps. When it got too easy, another 5lb.
I got seriously fit, Anita was commenting on my back-muscles.
I could do many things, that did not involve my lower spine.
Of course while that was working so well, something would happen and I would end-up in the cardiac-ward with warnings like:
“Don’t Challenge your Heart!”, take it easy, blah, blah, blah.
Now, I sit here and remember what was.
Go for it, my imaginary internet friend!
You can do a Leon.
You will need less sleep, feel better, be happier, more optimistic, and have a better life.
Being fit is great, even when you are old, which you are not.
Would depedy’s please stop beating people in view of hellycopters?
Off camera only.
We should depedize Lipstick.
Depedy Lipstick should try to get the muddler back.
And the hat.
If depedized I will not serve!
http://tinyurl.com/pto8hx7
The Michigan Cartel is out of control
Did anybody tell anybody else for the last fucking time to quit feeding the goddamn pigeons today?
Sean, entice a hawk to move in, they fucking H8 pigeons.
OMG y’all. Driving down memory lane with Dan, checking off stadium/team bucket lists. I’m ready to kill him. He made me throw or donate my scorecards as trash and now he’s trying to get me to re-create 27 years of baseball without a paper trail.
He’s tripping because our Coors Field pint glass is 20 yrs old. (Some memories are better left unremembered)
AUGH!!!! Baseball road trip from the vault. Cards-Reds-Pirates-Indians-Clippers. I started to freak about the crowds at the Arch, too hot for day baseball at Busch. Really wanting to kill Mr “Scorecards are BS, throw them away”
The Clippers used to be a baseball team? That would certainly explain why they used to suck so hard at basketball.
I am going to fucking kill him. Now he is trying to question my baseball superiority. I won. He still needs 2 regular season games to tie. Spring Training doesn’t count. Watching BooSux/Yankees.
Columbus Clippers. Alfonso Soriano.
Dan got the fucking Clippers mascot to approach me with a bunch of flowers. I freaked out. Fucking mascots.
Saw the San Diego Clippers as a kid. Got cotton candy. High point.
Free baseball in NYC. Top of the 15th. Pretty sure the AL has a time restraint that will appear soon.
The Sox-Yankees game is in the fifteenth? Lotta masturbation-related injuries should be showing up in Bristol, CT-area emergency rooms in the next few hours.
16th. Dan and I are still arguing about how many games we’ve seen in Three Rivers.
Fucking just lost a baseball bet. We both saw Yeager take a bat to the neck. We were fighting over Saturday or Monday. Fucking Google. Dan wins. Back in the day, there was a book that had scorecards of pivotal games. I hesitated. Didn’t buy. I allowed Dan to intimidate me into getting rid of my scorebooks, scorecards, and Spring Training scoring. I scored a 17 inning game in A ball in FL. Dan is pissing me off. Trying to date players and games AFTER he got rid of my data. SABR withdrawal.
Just breathe, osita. Breeeeeathe.
Sean, he is getting on my last nerve. I H8 Big Papi. Dan thinks I’m a hoarder. Twitch twitch. How am I supposed to designate a year, if I don’t have paper data? Dan: Who did you see and when did you see them?
20 years of scorecards gone. I was weak. Allowed Dan to influence me to let them go. Now, I have nothing. Nothing.
http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/04/lipscomb_mayor_arrested_accuse.html
My Uncle was happy to accept all my baseball programs and scorecards. I still have all my baseballs and cards.
Didn’t know what time it was and the lights were low
I leaned back on my radio
Some cat was layin’ down some rock ‘n’ roll ‘lotta soul, he said
Then the derp sound did seem to fade
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase
That weren’t no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive
Wake up, piglets.
I was driving home from a meeting this morning and suddenly realized that I was looking forward to going to the gym. How sick is that?
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*considers a gym intervention for Sean
I was driving home from a meeting this morning and suddenly realized that I was looking forward to going to the gym. How sick is that?
The gym has often been the best part of my day for the last 5 years.
••kicks seanm in the gymmy••
http://is.gd/dIR1Wa
The Michigan Cartel is out of control
*muddles coffee while wearing gardening hat
I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about
wakey wakey
(working out it the best part of the day)
My red dog got the angry voice and stare down when he got his paws and snout near my egg sandwich on the desk this morning. He was just opening his jaws and tilting his head the right way to grab it and run off. I’m sure he learned his lesson: get faster!
It’s still too soon for me to start working the crossfit pitch on sean. I wait until the time is right …
But I’ve said too much.
Carin, try Jay. He was asking about GPP yesterday. He’s ready for rhabdo.
I have tomatoes sprouting in my potting soil, so I’ve decided to give them another couple of days before nuking the whole thing. I cleaned up most of the visible mold. If a bunch more start sprouting, I’ll stick with it.
Comment by Sean M. on April 10, 2015 10:24 pm
I was driving home from a meeting this morning and suddenly realized that I was looking forward to going to the gym. How sick is that?
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Wonderful news.
When am I’m going to get rhabdo? I keep waiting and waiting.
I can’t WAIT until they start selling plants at the garden stores. SO Excited.
I’ve got a new plan for my tomatoes. this year.
Probably another few weeks. That’s my backup backup plan.
I’ve got about 6 weeks to prep the garden fence and the beds. Wife said she was okay with me doing a series of half-buried hugelkultur mounds in the space, so that’s the plan right now.
I’m doing plastic sheeting on my dirt/tom beds with buried soda bottles for watering.
I’m going to spray and spray with chemicals too. I’m all about chemicals .
Hugelkultur would be a good safe word.
I’ve got large piles of cardboard to put at the bottom of the mounds. Not planning to do any chemicals, going to experiment with pest-repellent companion plants.
I think I’ll do a few more of them this year. This site has nice some suggestions – that look really cool.
http://www.permaculture.co.uk/articles/many-benefits-hugelkultur
I’m joking about chemicals, but I will spray the toms liberally with stuff that prevents the outbreak of blight.
We haven’t had any blight on ours, so I’m probably safe there. We have trouble with the bigger ones splitting, though, so I’m mostly planning the teardrop-shaped tomatoes.
So ANY agency can decide to tax the American public?
What am I missing here?
Splitting is too much water usually.
We weren’t watering much, though, rain did it. We seem to get more frequent light rain in this area.
Tomatoes don’t like cardboard.
The cardboard in my case will be 2′ beneath them.
Blueberries like cardboard and pine needles
*bangs forehead repeatedly against garden shed wall…..
First nice weekend of the year.
This should be the start of Mulch Madness.
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/can-hillary-clinton-run-intimate-campaign
Aides want to showcase Clinton’s warmth and sense of humor,
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Yeah, she’s the fucking epitome of warmth and laughter……
“Hey, remember that time I lied to that mother about catching the maker of the video that was supposedly responsible for her son’s murder, right in front of the coffin that held her son’s remains? Oh, goodness, that was hilarious, wasn’t it? Good times…. good times….”
Time to go hog the brush for a couple of hours.
She’s going to run an intimate campaign, despite the fact that she’s a zealot about her privacy.
This is what it took the geniuses to come up with after all these months? I’m going to become a political consultant.
Also, I found my cash crop if I get into it:
http://www.starwest-botanicals.com/category/stevia-leaf/?utm_campaign=product-categories&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=adcenter&utm_content=all-herbs-exact&utm_term=stevia-leaf
$21/lb.
Local stores started taking mulch deliveries about a month ago. The deliveries kept coming to keep up with normal demand, but we still had a foot of snow on the ground.
So now they are surrounded by stacks of pallets of mulch.
Laura is going to hate this weekend.
Water lilies, Leon.
Some of them go for $50 and they grow like weeds.
http://imgur.com/gallery/41qbZXb
I can grow stevia in an aeroponic greenhouse with vertical scaffolding, though. Water lilies will require 2d space. The geometry and price/lb favors herbs, not to mention the difficulties in shipping live plants vs dried leaves.
http://imgur.com/gallery/kBR3UP9
Wait, this is worth money!?
http://www.starwest-botanicals.com/category/black-walnut-leaf/
Okay, going outside forrealz now.
Well, the sun came out here so, the wind is only blowing at 20 mph!
So is there a wisershow today?
So is there a wisershow today?
ayup.
Should be a good ‘un. Got tons of great (read: infuriating) material.
You should look into what we are spending on CTFastrack ads.
‘K. Better check when to listen.
New post, derelicts.
You should look into what we are spending on CTFastrack ads.
It is funny how those who always supported that boondoggle and wanted it to succeed are writing articles about how incredibly successful it is already and those who were more skeptical are writing articles about how the ridership is horrendously low…..