Ugh. My first case is at 1040 today which means more like 1130-1200 with the inevitable delays baked into the system. The kid, and by extension the parents, will be cranky because of the delay and not eating all night. My usual scheduler didn’t book this one.
MJ, I’ve been curious about the pace of the coverage. At what point does it dawn on them that she’s going to lose? Yesterday when you mentioned Pelosi talking about reconciliation/working with the president/etc that must have been before that realization.
I went back and re-read our election night thread a little while ago. Reminded me of just how big a bullet we dodged, and the elation I felt when I realized that it was really happening.
Looking back at my own memories of the night, my overwhelming thought was that somehow at the last minute, he would lose. The Dems are famous for their antics like finding uncounted votes or massive urban turnouts exceeding the number of registered voters and such.
MJ, I’ve been curious about the pace of the coverage. At what point does it dawn on them that she’s going to lose? Yesterday when you mentioned Pelosi talking about reconciliation/working with the president/etc that must have been before that realization.
How’s the rug?
——————————————————–
Pelosi was before polls closed on PBS. It’s about 9:30 EST when the news anchors first start entertaining the thought.
By 11 EST they are hitting the panic button.
By midnight they know but are still holding out hope. Its obvious–the wish casting. PBS is actually the worst.
I’ve rewatched all of the broadcasts except for CNN for fun but also to see how the current day narratives were born.
My conclusion is that the media really was blindsided and they didn’t really entertain any other outcome. But in their first assessments they understood that Hillary ignored working class folks and got out hustled. It’s just more comforting to retreat to conspiracy theories and explanations that conveniently make the winners morally inferior–racist/sexist.
Any time Trump tweets something ridiculous or pulls a cringeworthy move I just think of how life under President Hillary would be and thank heavens I don’t need to actually experience that.
I often think about how it would have felt if Hillary won, but also how the speed of change, which is just too fast, would have accelerated culturally.
The left has decided that public debate is no longer acceptable. They must rush ahead to perfect society and destroy those who stand in their way.
At a minimum, I’m glad that has stopped. We needed a pause.
Something I put up at the mothership was actually true: I don’t really care much about policy anymore. Politics is more a sport for me and I want my team to win. I find some of it interesting and funny but I’m not sure I really care about the details.
Fuck it. If the left is mad I’m happy. If the right is happy I’m suspicious. If Melania is happy I’m drooling.
The left has decided that public debate is no longer acceptable.
My hope is that this will cripple them. The not-retarded kids are noticing that they aren’t allowed to question the shibboleths. The next generation may remember Trump like 80’s kids remember Reagan.
If they run Hillary in 2020 she will win CA. That’s it.
Hillary didnt ignore the white working class she actively denigrated them and their beliefs and alienated them. After the IRS Tea Party bullshit, white conservatives kept their mouths shut (skewing the “polls”) but every single time the dems spewed the words Nazi and Racist, they created another opposition vote.
Styrofoam has something like a recycling channel, Ford used it in all their cafeterias until they bent knee to the ignorant enviroweenies in the palm of Big Paper. Who would also like you to pretend that making and recycling a paper cup is more environmentally deleterious than making and then landfilling a styrofoam cup.
“Oh, and please forgive any typos. It was written on a TI-994A with a sticky keyboard at one of the back tables at Nancy’s Squat’n’Gobble. You know the one – it has mumbly peg knife marks in it and one short leg, just like the redhead who usually works Sunday nights”
Urggh. Made it back from Phoenix and Tucson without getting my new truck wrecked…winning! Only almost got hit twice. Spent a couple of days visiting my mom. She has two spoiled dogs. One is okay, I can’t decide if the other is mildly retarded, or autistic. Pretty sure he’s autistic. They need shock collars and some discipline, maybe I can call your mom. Sounds like her kinda gig.
I was up here at the computer, looking at a runny babbit trying to get into my garden. Scott was in the bathroom.
This thing was trying everything, trying to squeeze through the wire from all sides. Holy shit. I could see he was getting agitated and pissy, everywhere that he was trying and not squeezing through the wire.
Then he got in. Somewhere, that little fatty found a section of wire that could admit him. Ran right to the pea shoots breaking through the soil. I ran into the bathroom “Rabbit got in!”
I know there is a law about about assassination heads of state (which I think is a shitty law), however, wouldn’t it make sense to get get rid of that fat, psycho instead of killing a unch of stupid Sheeple?
Mare, I didn’t know what you meant at first, but I used by Oso decoding skills and figured it out.
Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 14, 2017 12:14 pm
Comment by scott on April 14, 2017 9:20 am
What do they expect people will do when they land in the net?
I think that they figure most people will jump, realize that they want to live, and won’t try to roll off the net.
Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 14, 2017 12:15 pm
Blaming the Russians/Sexists/etc. is about Democratic Party infighting. The Clinton folks can’t admit that they completely fucked up the campaign, because a lot of Bernie and Obama folks are waiting to knife them in the back.
Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 14, 2017 12:33 pm
Oh thank GAWD. Caitlyn Jenner finally had her dick removed.
ransgender women also need to use dilators (cylindrical devices) after surgery to maintain the vaginal opening and stretch it out, Goldstein says. Typically, a woman will need to use dilators for several months, but some may need to do it for a year to keep their vagina open. “There are lots of cases where people’s vaginas have closed,” Goldstein says.
Of course, that should be “vagina”. I could slap a dildo on, but it wouldn’t be a penis.
Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 14, 2017 12:56 pm
Of course, that should be “vagina”. I could slap a dildo on, but it wouldn’t be a penis.
What the hell happens at those Michigan meatups?!
Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 14, 2017 12:58 pm
Troy is RIGHT at the start of – basically – the “burbs”. You keep going on 75 and you hit Rochester. It is very suburban, but it has access to a lot of nice stuff. Not TOO far from Detroit, not too far from the cool stuff out further.
Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 14, 2017 1:06 pm
Job hunting. There’s one in Troy that I might apply for.
Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 14, 2017 1:07 pm
I am not participating in Bruce Jenner’s mental illness. He’s a very mentally unhealthy person, has been for a very long time, probably since childhood.
I’ve never come across the techniques for these transition surgeries. You would think with the surgeon equivalent of locker room talk it would be a topic over beers on a Friday night. I really have no insight into the actual surgical process of transitioning a man to a “woman” other than the obvious chop the dangly bits off part. Other than my plastic surgery rotation as an intern when I heard they used something called a “Chinese radial forearm flap” to create a meat analogue of a penis. Creating a vagina without actual vaginal mucosa is why the dilators need to be used.
If I may speak in plain terms, it’s gonna be a dry fuck
Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 14, 2017 2:15 pm
No. They love vulvas.
Who doesn’t!
Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on April 14, 2017 2:17 pm
If I may speak in plain terms, it’s gonna be a dry fuck
If she says that she needs lube because she just can’t produce enough on her own…
An actual vagina or penis is an anatomical creation requiring a precise sequence of events to go right in the embryo and then during sexual maturation. It’s a conceit to believe even the most talented surgeon could “create” one out of spare parts. I’m not buying Caitlin’s deranged bullshit.
Yeah, “conversion therapy” really ought to be the go-to here. A surgeon cutting off a functional penis is in the same realm as that psychologist who helped that crazy butch blind herself with drain cleaner.
I think these people are profoundly mentally ill and that any attempt to characterize them as otherwise is EVIL. Luckily for me, I am secluded from exposure to such people as I will not “play along” to appear “nice.”
The only reason that I don’t advocate the immediate removal from society of these people is that they normally don’t present a physical danger to society. I view them with pity and wishes for improved mental health.
Its the ones that are “supporters” with no skin in the game that I want to beat the shit out of, they are feeding this illness in the individual and society. They are the truly evil ones.
TT – I also reserve extra judgment for parents who push this bullshit on their kids.
Honestly trans people – obviously they have some serious issues, but for the most part simply lived their lives as best they could. Then these assholes came along and pretended that the medical field could CURE them. Feed into their pathology. confirmed their feelings. Validated their beliefs.
So does that mean if you had a big johnson you’d have a capacious mangina?
Questions like this may be the reason I’ve never pursued that knowledge. I can imagine a once in a lifetime scenario where I might need to perform an emergency cricothyrotomy or, even less likely, appendectomy but transition surgery seems non urgent
That’s a real puzzler there Laura. In your scenario, having both, I’d vote for standard vag and vestigial weenus. In that case you could still wear a skimpy bathing suit to the golf club pool.
” If you had an extra sexual organ, would it be better if it were more functional, or less noticeable?”
analogous to men with giant aureolas and nipples perhaps –
re: the tiny weenus; we can review some monday morning scientific treatises and develop a consensus – cuz science is all about consensus
now to a more important point – if’n the wimmenz had a weenus (tiny or good lord look at that THING!!! sized) would it have foreskin?
Laura, unless a dude is into pegging or shemales, a large wang on a chick is a bug, not a feature.
That said, if you were asking whether it’s better to get a big one or a small one when you go shopping, I’d recommend going on the big side of average. Too big and you can’t do as much with it, too small and you’ll never get to use it.
This is gonna be great!
Congress is on vacation, and we’re gonna get into a ‘nuke fight’ with a Phat North Korean dictator who has ONE!
I wonder if I can stay awake long enough to see how it ends…
He needs to hang out in the produce section of his local supermarket. Guaranteed to find a chick who cooks there. If she also buys meat she’s a keeper.
Do you guys think that fat, psycho in North Korea REALLY thinks he can take on the US or is this bluster based on culture and a psychotic need to show dominance?
Lately I’ve been watching a lot of Ben Shapiro, Dinesh D’Sousa, Dave Rubin, Lauren Southern, Douglas Murray, Christine Hoff Sommers, and Sarah Haider on youtube.
Who knew these people existed?
The left is a fucking infection, and these kinds of people are the antibiotics.
Oof, 14 hour work day yesterday, not much sleep and another long day today.
I feel old and worn out.
Pup hitting it hard old school style!!
this chick has the perfect BBF dimensions of Woof and Daaammmnnn
good job pup!
been trying to talk the family into getting a baby pygmy hippo as our next pet…. so far they seem dubious
i see Sean was strutting his stuff last night – pretty in pink ermine
Possible bed duster?
That horsey link made me happy.
She has an unusual name but fine features for feather dusting
Kids are on vacation after today. They just had a damn vacation.
Making a variation of these tomorrow
http://bmathieu.bangordailynews.com/three-meat-baked-beans/
Gotta soak the beans overnight tonight. When I saw she added cocktail weenies I became intrigued. Bacon and pork ribs are along for the ride.
Ugh. My first case is at 1040 today which means more like 1130-1200 with the inevitable delays baked into the system. The kid, and by extension the parents, will be cranky because of the delay and not eating all night. My usual scheduler didn’t book this one.
I’m still watching the PBS election night coverage. It’s so funny!
4 hours in and they go to:
Environment activists…Hitler.
Bill Kristol (rational Republican)…Worse than Hitler.
Feminists…A person that identifies as Hitler.
And yet they have no idea why they lost.
I find it fascinating that everyone knew the reason Hillary lost on election night.
They ignored white working class voters.
But that was too correct so we’re entertaining Russian conspiracy theories about planting chemical weapons in Syria cuz Trump works for Putin.
MJ, I’ve been curious about the pace of the coverage. At what point does it dawn on them that she’s going to lose? Yesterday when you mentioned Pelosi talking about reconciliation/working with the president/etc that must have been before that realization.
How’s the rug?
Election night was fascinating. Honestly, it was one of the most fun I remember in a long time.
oops.
wakey wakey
Up too late, eyes are gummy.
I went back and re-read our election night thread a little while ago. Reminded me of just how big a bullet we dodged, and the elation I felt when I realized that it was really happening.
Looking back at my own memories of the night, my overwhelming thought was that somehow at the last minute, he would lose. The Dems are famous for their antics like finding uncounted votes or massive urban turnouts exceeding the number of registered voters and such.
I waited and waited for them to just own up and call MI. He’d already won, but man oh man did I want to watch that rubble bounce.
MJ, I’ve been curious about the pace of the coverage. At what point does it dawn on them that she’s going to lose? Yesterday when you mentioned Pelosi talking about reconciliation/working with the president/etc that must have been before that realization.
How’s the rug?
——————————————————–
Pelosi was before polls closed on PBS. It’s about 9:30 EST when the news anchors first start entertaining the thought.
By 11 EST they are hitting the panic button.
By midnight they know but are still holding out hope. Its obvious–the wish casting. PBS is actually the worst.
I’ve rewatched all of the broadcasts except for CNN for fun but also to see how the current day narratives were born.
My conclusion is that the media really was blindsided and they didn’t really entertain any other outcome. But in their first assessments they understood that Hillary ignored working class folks and got out hustled. It’s just more comforting to retreat to conspiracy theories and explanations that conveniently make the winners morally inferior–racist/sexist.
I remember on Fox it was Brit Hume who first started in with the “Trump is starting to pull ahead” nonsense.
Rush made that point the next day: “the votes are in, the race is over, no one’s pulling ahead or falling behind at this point, this is nonsense!”
Comment by scott on November 8, 2016 9:19 pm
Trump wins.
Goodnight everybody!
Any time Trump tweets something ridiculous or pulls a cringeworthy move I just think of how life under President Hillary would be and thank heavens I don’t need to actually experience that.
Me too.
I often think about how it would have felt if Hillary won, but also how the speed of change, which is just too fast, would have accelerated culturally.
The left has decided that public debate is no longer acceptable. They must rush ahead to perfect society and destroy those who stand in their way.
At a minimum, I’m glad that has stopped. We needed a pause.
Agree Jimbro. We dodged a nuclear warhead.
Today’s boobess seems to have settled on her facial expression…
Something I put up at the mothership was actually true: I don’t really care much about policy anymore. Politics is more a sport for me and I want my team to win. I find some of it interesting and funny but I’m not sure I really care about the details.
Fuck it. If the left is mad I’m happy. If the right is happy I’m suspicious. If Melania is happy I’m drooling.
The average American has more in common with a billionaire from NYC than they do with Hillary.
I hope she runs again.
Huntin’ and fishin’ Hillary….I can see the commercials already.
Driving her tractor down by the crick.
Chopping wood.
The left has decided that public debate is no longer acceptable.
My hope is that this will cripple them. The not-retarded kids are noticing that they aren’t allowed to question the shibboleths. The next generation may remember Trump like 80’s kids remember Reagan.
If they run Hillary in 2020 she will win CA. That’s it.
Comment by MJ on November 9, 2016 12:21 am
And can we all give Scott a hand?
Dude never said more than ‘Trump wins’
He’s like a retarded Nostradamus.
CA is spending $200 million to put a suicide prevention net on the Golden Gate Bridge.
I can’t believe the stupidity.
Gotta put the net below water level. Otherwise it’s just catch and release.
What do they expect people will do when they land in the net?
Rolling over the edge will be a hell of a lot easier than climbing back up.
I’m thinking about starting an effort to ban styrofoam in CA. It’s non recyclable.
The company I work for developed a recyclable alternative that is only 52 times more expensive.
It’ll work.
Can sea turtles digest it?
Hillary didnt ignore the white working class she actively denigrated them and their beliefs and alienated them. After the IRS Tea Party bullshit, white conservatives kept their mouths shut (skewing the “polls”) but every single time the dems spewed the words Nazi and Racist, they created another opposition vote.
.
Can sea turtles digest it?
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Yes!
Actually, I have no idea but I’m willing to make an assumption.
$200 million for this http://tinyurl.com/mqkj4yj
Styrofoam has something like a recycling channel, Ford used it in all their cafeterias until they bent knee to the ignorant enviroweenies in the palm of Big Paper. Who would also like you to pretend that making and recycling a paper cup is more environmentally deleterious than making and then landfilling a styrofoam cup.
http://www.all-recycling-facts.com/recycling-styrofoam.html
Almost everything enviroweenies want is bad for the environment. Styrofoam is more recyclable than paper, because it doesn’t bio-degrade.
How much will the net cost on the Oakland Bay bridge?
Net all the tall things!
Isn’t Mother of all Bombs misogynistic?
Something I didn’t realize until today:
The democrats/media expected to win the senate too.
The Mother of All Bombs is primarily for killing men. It’s misandry.
Best line from an essay today:
“Oh, and please forgive any typos. It was written on a TI-994A with a sticky keyboard at one of the back tables at Nancy’s Squat’n’Gobble. You know the one – it has mumbly peg knife marks in it and one short leg, just like the redhead who usually works Sunday nights”
Urggh. Made it back from Phoenix and Tucson without getting my new truck wrecked…winning! Only almost got hit twice. Spent a couple of days visiting my mom. She has two spoiled dogs. One is okay, I can’t decide if the other is mildly retarded, or autistic. Pretty sure he’s autistic. They need shock collars and some discipline, maybe I can call your mom. Sounds like her kinda gig.
I was up here at the computer, looking at a runny babbit trying to get into my garden. Scott was in the bathroom.
This thing was trying everything, trying to squeeze through the wire from all sides. Holy shit. I could see he was getting agitated and pissy, everywhere that he was trying and not squeezing through the wire.
Then he got in. Somewhere, that little fatty found a section of wire that could admit him. Ran right to the pea shoots breaking through the soil. I ran into the bathroom “Rabbit got in!”
My husband is really a very patient man.
Today’s model is substantial. AND she looks nothing like a man.
Today’s model could also be called “baloney Barb.”
It’s from Pitch Perfect.
I know there is a law about about assassination heads of state (which I think is a shitty law), however, wouldn’t it make sense to get get rid of that fat, psycho instead of killing a unch of stupid Sheeple?
I KNOW it could be done.
Uffff, I’m too lazy to fix that sentence.
Honestly, we could make it look like a fatal case of gout. Heart attack. That fat fuck is a walking time bomb health-wise.
Mare, I didn’t know what you meant at first, but I used by Oso decoding skills and figured it out.
Comment by scott on April 14, 2017 9:20 am
What do they expect people will do when they land in the net?
I think that they figure most people will jump, realize that they want to live, and won’t try to roll off the net.
Blaming the Russians/Sexists/etc. is about Democratic Party infighting. The Clinton folks can’t admit that they completely fucked up the campaign, because a lot of Bernie and Obama folks are waiting to knife them in the back.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/states-summed-up-in-one-picture/85216290/
Oh thank GAWD. Caitlyn Jenner finally had her dick removed.
ransgender women also need to use dilators (cylindrical devices) after surgery to maintain the vaginal opening and stretch it out, Goldstein says. Typically, a woman will need to use dilators for several months, but some may need to do it for a year to keep their vagina open. “There are lots of cases where people’s vaginas have closed,” Goldstein says.
Of course, that should be “vagina”. I could slap a dildo on, but it wouldn’t be a penis.
Of course, that should be “vagina”. I could slap a dildo on, but it wouldn’t be a penis.
What the hell happens at those Michigan meatups?!
BTW, anyone have thoughts on Troy, MI?
Nice place? Hellhole?
Why? It’s close to me, so it’s got that going for it.
Troy is RIGHT at the start of – basically – the “burbs”. You keep going on 75 and you hit Rochester. It is very suburban, but it has access to a lot of nice stuff. Not TOO far from Detroit, not too far from the cool stuff out further.
Job hunting. There’s one in Troy that I might apply for.
*quietly crosses “Troy, MI” off list*
Ass.
Seriously though, thanks for the info. Michigan isn’t high on my list of places, but I may need to keep my options open.
Typically, a woman will need to use dilators for several months, but some may need to do it for a year to keep their vagina open.
Utter falsehood, a woman needs no such thing.
Troy’s nice, Alex, and you could live further out. A commute from Lake Orion, New Haven, or Romeo wouldn’t be bad at all.
Pupster?
https://tinyurl.com/muw3mke
A “woman” will need to use a medical device for several months, but some may need to do it for a year to keep their gaping wound open.
The vagina doesn’t “close” – the wound heals.
Rochester is wonderful.
Troy is right near ROyal Oak, which is a pretty happening spot.
I am not participating in Bruce Jenner’s mental illness. He’s a very mentally unhealthy person, has been for a very long time, probably since childhood.
A “woman” will need to use a medical device for several months, but some may need to do it for a year to keep their gaping wound open.
——
This is icky.
Royal Oak is Ann Arbor without the Subarus.
Volvos?
Beemers and Lexuses
Volvos are what straight women drive in Ann Arbor.
Lesbians don’t love the volvos? Huh.
Eh. ROyal Oak is fun. The people in Royal Oak aren’t as much into all that new age bullshit as they are in AA.
And rochester is nice too.
Romeo is rural and beautiful. That’s where Ford’s proving grounds are.
Lesbians don’t love the volvos? Huh.
No. They love vulvas.
I’ve never come across the techniques for these transition surgeries. You would think with the surgeon equivalent of locker room talk it would be a topic over beers on a Friday night. I really have no insight into the actual surgical process of transitioning a man to a “woman” other than the obvious chop the dangly bits off part. Other than my plastic surgery rotation as an intern when I heard they used something called a “Chinese radial forearm flap” to create a meat analogue of a penis. Creating a vagina without actual vaginal mucosa is why the dilators need to be used.
If I may speak in plain terms, it’s gonna be a dry fuck
No. They love vulvas.
Who doesn’t!
If I may speak in plain terms, it’s gonna be a dry fuck
If she says that she needs lube because she just can’t produce enough on her own…
I don’t think “enough” is the key word here. ANY.
I mean, there wouldn’t be any mechanisms there to make any sort of lube. It’s just … scarred flesh.
Or if she won’t do it with the lights on. The constructed vulva looks about as natural as spam.
An actual vagina or penis is an anatomical creation requiring a precise sequence of events to go right in the embryo and then during sexual maturation. It’s a conceit to believe even the most talented surgeon could “create” one out of spare parts. I’m not buying Caitlin’s deranged bullshit.
They can create something looks vaguely like what they desire. But it’s not. And it will never perform.
Yeah, “conversion therapy” really ought to be the go-to here. A surgeon cutting off a functional penis is in the same realm as that psychologist who helped that crazy butch blind herself with drain cleaner.
Bitch, you stupid bitch phone.
Bitch Phone™
I think these people are profoundly mentally ill and that any attempt to characterize them as otherwise is EVIL. Luckily for me, I am secluded from exposure to such people as I will not “play along” to appear “nice.”
The only reason that I don’t advocate the immediate removal from society of these people is that they normally don’t present a physical danger to society. I view them with pity and wishes for improved mental health.
Its the ones that are “supporters” with no skin in the game that I want to beat the shit out of, they are feeding this illness in the individual and society. They are the truly evil ones.
Fukksize Bitch Phone.
“supporter” in this case isn’t different from someone bringing cheesecake to an immobile obese person.
TT – I also reserve extra judgment for parents who push this bullshit on their kids.
Honestly trans people – obviously they have some serious issues, but for the most part simply lived their lives as best they could. Then these assholes came along and pretended that the medical field could CURE them. Feed into their pathology. confirmed their feelings. Validated their beliefs.
I think a mangina is just a penis that’s inside out.
I think a mangina is just a penis that’s inside out.
In a way, isn’t this really the story of 0bama?
Hope he stays in Fiji or wherever. Haven’t missed his ugly puss on the screen AT ALL!
So does that mean if you had a big johnson you’d have a capacious mangina?
Questions like this may be the reason I’ve never pursued that knowledge. I can imagine a once in a lifetime scenario where I might need to perform an emergency cricothyrotomy or, even less likely, appendectomy but transition surgery seems non urgent
I wonder if Huma Abedin is good in bed.
Discuss.
Probably lays there like a dead fish. Maybe acts bored.
Being good in bed is a personality thing. She never struck me as having the kind of personality that would enjoy having sex with someone.
If women also had dicks, would it be worse if women-dicks were little itty bitty tiny ones, or great big ones?
I can’t decide. If you had an extra sexual organ, would it be better if it were more functional, or less noticeable?
If women also had dicks, would it be worse if women-dicks were little itty bitty tiny ones, or great big ones?
I believe that the Japanese have several cartoons grappling with this deep philosophical question.
That’s a real puzzler there Laura. In your scenario, having both, I’d vote for standard vag and vestigial weenus. In that case you could still wear a skimpy bathing suit to the golf club pool.
I think the individual’s answer depends on how practical-minded a gal you are.
Hums strikes me as a dead fuck kinda girl.
Okay, I’ve used the word fuck twice this afternoon. New topic.
A somewhat larger clitoris seems handy, if only to permit better access, but anything large enough to block the vaginal opening would be trouble.
Hums = Huma
I bought sproutable broccoli seeds. I’m not planning to plant them, just sprout and eat.
I’m worried about me.
OK, but I would expect most men to select for the petite wangule for their lady friends.
This seems like a great time to bring this up
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11874983/Dr-Michael-Mosely-growing-a-penis-at-12.html
Like a Chia Pet?
” If you had an extra sexual organ, would it be better if it were more functional, or less noticeable?”
analogous to men with giant aureolas and nipples perhaps –
re: the tiny weenus; we can review some monday morning scientific treatises and develop a consensus – cuz science is all about consensus
now to a more important point – if’n the wimmenz had a weenus (tiny or good lord look at that THING!!! sized) would it have foreskin?
Ooohhh, Never mind…
Laura, unless a dude is into pegging or shemales, a large wang on a chick is a bug, not a feature.
That said, if you were asking whether it’s better to get a big one or a small one when you go shopping, I’d recommend going on the big side of average. Too big and you can’t do as much with it, too small and you’ll never get to use it.
Like a Chia Pet?
Just going to sprout them in a jar, but yeah.
“most men to select for the petite wangule ”
ordering the special beef entree for your girl without her consent would prolly be toxic to the relationship
a duck duck go search of petite wangule yields:
“Not many results contain wangule.
Search only for petite “wangule”?”
i wonder if petite wangule is on the menu at
diners
drive-ins
and dives
or
Bizarre Foods
Just going to sprout them in a jar, but yeah.
You can grow penises in a jar now?
So does that mean if you had a big johnson….
Assuming facts not in evidence.
What the fuck is pegging?
When you wear jeans with really tight legs…it’s all the rage among millenials
Bish, please.
To peg or not to peg.
Something tells me Jimbro is bullshitting.
https://youtu.be/hHO4j32IF-Q
Have we settled the chicks with dicks question?
And why hasn’t Mare weighed in?
Just bought 13 chicks. I was assured that they had no dicks.
They will someday look like this:
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=isa+brown+chickens&t=canonical&iax=1&ia=images
Laura read something about eggs and nutrition.
We only buy free range now.
Mine fit some definition of “free range”, but only by square feet. I can’t let them wander the neighborhood or some won’t come home.
Hey, what’s everybody up to this evening?
*reads comments*
*backs away slowly*
Sprints finished. Now to shower and drive into LA. God help me.
Roads were crazy around here today. Lots of accidents for no reason at all.
What’s in LA, other than tranny hook… oh.
Leave Colex alone. He’s doing important work.
Leave Colex alone. He’s doing important work.
Ah, carry on then. Does he have a Patreon account?
What am I, his agent?
Gas he asked you to show him the money?
HAS, HAS DAMMIT. No more comments, I’m cutting me off.
This is gonna be great!
Congress is on vacation, and we’re gonna get into a ‘nuke fight’ with a Phat North Korean dictator who has ONE!
I wonder if I can stay awake long enough to see how it ends…
I wouldn’t want to be Phat Un.
We’re not getting into any nuke fight. These assholes always talk big when they start to run out of food.
Well, this is interesting as shit.
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2017/04/14/microsoft-transparency-report-shows-massive-increase-in-2016-obama-era-fisa-orders/
What the Fuck is Microsoft doing being involved with FISA requests?
I’ve had too much to drink, and I need to tend to my split pea & ham soup, but I will look at this tomorrow…
https://is.gd/hMM0V0
What the Fuck is Microsoft doing being involved with FISA requests?
Because Google charged too much?
I bought sproutable broccoli seeds. I’m not planning to plant them, just sprout and eat.
I’m worried about me.
Why? Broccoli sprouts are delicious. They are one of my favs.
I’ve sprouted them – when I was doing that.
Suicide Girls burlesque show. There’s an Indian girl behind me in formal dress, and two lesbians making out to my left.
Liz Warren Indian or Tushar Indian?
Tushar. So far they’ve parodied zelda, adventure time, thriller, suicide squad, and sailor moon.
We’ve entered the wtf portion of the evening. Donnie darko striptease.
For Leon
Baby’s back, all dressed in black,
Silver buttons all down her back.
Derp-ho your tipsy toe,
She broke a needle and she can’t sew.
Where has Tushar been?
Suicide Girls burlesque show. There’s an Indian girl behind me in formal dress, and two lesbians making out to my left.
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Yes, Colorado Alex does need a nice girl friend.
Not gonna find her in/at one of those.
The weather here is shit today. Rainy and dark. Not much yard stuff is gonna get done.
He needs to hang out in the produce section of his local supermarket. Guaranteed to find a chick who cooks there. If she also buys meat she’s a keeper.
Gonna be an okay day here, not stellar but decent for this time of year. Rain at some point tomorrow
Backyard drama. On the right is a deer running into the woods
http://tinyurl.com/klhxkna
I can still get a few things done, but I don’t have any desire to spend all day out in the mud, and I can’t mow wet grass.
This NSA tools dump is hyuge.
All versions of Windows should now be considered compromised. That’s not a new stance for me, but now there’s essentially no counterargument.
Do you guys think that fat, psycho in North Korea REALLY thinks he can take on the US or is this bluster based on culture and a psychotic need to show dominance?
It’s bluster to get foreign aid. They must have a food shortage.
No question, they do have a food shortage. And the negotiating angle makes sense. Especially with Trump.
Lately I’ve been watching a lot of Ben Shapiro, Dinesh D’Sousa, Dave Rubin, Lauren Southern, Douglas Murray, Christine Hoff Sommers, and Sarah Haider on youtube.
Who knew these people existed?
The left is a fucking infection, and these kinds of people are the antibiotics.
I didn’t know Susan Haider.
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