Hello interspecies friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model was born in London, England, UK, Great Britain on September 27th, 1988. She stands 5’5″ and measures 34F-27-32 on the holyshit scale. Please clean your bowl and welcome, Miss Sammie Pennington!
March 17, 2017
Categories: asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, Dang. I mean...dang., mesadick, paris hilton whore, pelvic rest, pelvic thrust, Rub meat, Someone needs a sandwich, Suck It., Sure Why Not, taste the rainbow, Tastes Less Like Regular, Tastes More Like Regular, Totally Nude, TurtleFacePlant, Where's Cyn? . . Author: Pupster
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Getting crazy vibes off this one
nice teeth for a brit
She certainly undresses well. Her lips look a little weird in the video, like maybe she put them in a vacuum cleaner and turned it on for too long.
An F cup size? She’s lying.
wakey wakey
Agreed Jimbro.
Time to work.
Enjoy your undressed British girls while they last.
Nice job, Pupster.
**puts the gray bra and panty set on my wish list, cranks up music to eleventy**
Interesting visual.
https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2017-trump-budget/
There’s 16 acres for sale up the road toward town. I could buy and build and stay here.
So many factors. Ugh.
That’d be enough land to do a small herd of mini-Jerseys on silvopasture.
She looks fun!
Oso, I was saddened but in no way surprised to see Hawaii politicians acting like emotional, irrational, 12 year old girls. And we all know judges are politicians.
Interesting visual.
An astonishing compilation of governmental overreach.
Her ass is entirely too small. /s
Hawaii can kiss my hoale ass.
We should sell Hawaii back to the natives and just keep a base there.
2 communist senators and 2 communist congresstwats gone.
I love Hawaii. Judges need to be purged. Bunch of assholes that think they are The Law.
Hawaiian culture is the problem. Good luck fixing that.
Well, and the judges from pretty much everywhere, anymore.
Socialism from Japan. Communism from China. 1 in 5 work for the government in Hawai.
Hospital
what happened? or is that for the surgery, car in?
What happened, Car in? Or are you there for the surgery?
stupid wordpress, didn’t update. stupid wordpress, didn’t update.
Hostages – Hosefuckers Anonymous
My oldest /hernia
I think they’re finally going to start soon.
I could use some entertainment. It’s going to be a few hours now.
Do burpees.
ask for the key to the meds cabinet
*performs dance of the flaming asshole….
TADA! thats all I got in the form of entertainment…..
tell the surgeon you want to scrub in with him
Pretty girl and great links, but c’mon, it’s St. Patricks, and you can’t find us a ginger?
Show the anesthesiologist how to mix a proper drink. Fucker probably uses too much vermouth.
bbf for the wimmins
(nipple warning)
http://bit.ly/2mXqEfy
i think i just got trone in the spam bucket
for xb only
http://tinyurl.com/mkupmyn
Surgery finally started
You really ever go “on time” if you’re the first case of the day and even then it’s not a lock. It’s only happened a few times over nearly 20 years that I’ve walked in to a busy day and been told I can’t go because a massive trauma from the night before is still in my room and they have no idea how long they’ll be. Or you go to start your second case and get told there’s an emergency case and since your room is the only one open it’s going in there. Don’t get me started on turnover time between cases (and the turnover time is not when we all sit down for raspberry turnovers and tea).
I did notice she was a Brit on St. Patty’s Day but forgave her because tits.
Local news had a live segment from an Irish pub in downtown Bangor that opened at 6AM. It was about 0605 when they ran it and they were 2 deep at the bar already. I’m guessing they didn’t think to pre-pour about 20 Guinness stouts before they opened.
#If-I-was-boss
I went to work to do a couple of quick procedures and clear my inbox and when I got home treated my dogs to some new pig ears I got at BJ’s a little while ago. They looked a little weird compared with the ones I normally buy but I figured they’d be fine. Holy crap. When I opened the bag it smelled like a rhino’s ass. Even the dogs looked at me funny when they took them from me. Then demolished them.
https://is.gd/oPczOk
Fortunately the bag can reseal.
Huh, everyone must be corning their beef
Busy eating my giant salad in between bullshit meetings.
I want to be home watching basketball. I miss not taking these two days off.
I think the left is so diminished that they really only have the courts.
If we can purge them, we’ll only have to fight with the squishy right.
Overton window status:
Shifted [X]
Not Shifted [ ]
I’m watching Iron Fist.
Everyone must be Corning their beef.
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HAHAHAAAA
Overton window status:
Shifted [X]
Not Shifted [ ]
Wow, MJ sounded just like Glenn Beck there!
I went to work to do a couple of quick procedures and clear my inbox and when I got home treated my dogs to some new pig ears I got at BJ’s a little while ago. They looked a little weird compared with the ones I normally buy but I figured they’d be fine. Holy crap. When I opened the bag it smelled like a rhino’s ass. Even the dogs looked at me funny when they took them from me. Then demolished them.
This paragraph is so full of funny.
You can get pig ears where you get your blow jobs?
And I have no idea what McCain’s and Graham’s asses smell like. Don’t want to know either.
And I have no idea what McCain’s and Graham’s asses smell like. Don’t want to know either.
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My guess is that Graham’s ass smells like wiener. No idea what McCain’s ass smells like but good guesses are:
1. Moth balls
2. The rest of McCain
3. Cherry lemonade
4. Tightness
5. Brut cologne
6. Megan McCain’s Malibu Barbie
Hahaha, you dicks make me laugh.
mare talking about dicks while MJ and HS discuss asses.
Another day at the H2.
And blow jobs.
As I typed Rhino’s ass my mind pictured our former First Lady in my mind.
And where do you get your pig ears? Is there somewhere else I haven’t heard about? Because I have to tell you, the deal I’ve got going now is pretty sweet!
#6 is a bit grotesque
What’s even more grotesque is that Barbie is missing her head now.
He’s in recovery.
Sounds good, Car in!
McCain farted.
MJ, go put Barbie’s head back on.
I bet Hillary kicks the bucket in the next 8 years.
If so, they should let her body rest in state. Here’s a good example of what I think the procession should look like:
https://is.gd/Escj3i
Recovery……thats where they bring you back from the drug bomb they just laid on yer brain. Saw one of those “sciency” shows once where they were saying that they really dont know where the brain goes while under anesthesia. They know it isnt in a sleep state… least that’s what I remember from the show. Of course they could’ve been just making shit up….
This is the first time I’ve noticed in that film clip. Watch closely. As she begins to crumble, a hand slips under her right armpit from the front.
They literally did have to carry her to the van, and she damn near did a face plant.
We should change her name from Cankles to Weebles.
McCain farted.
MJ, go put Barbie’s head back on.
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Hahahahahhaha. You’re so gross.
Ok, Barbie head is back on. Smells like
…moth balls.
I hope you double gloved
Hotspur, how is it possible you’ve never seen that clip?
Google “side of beef” and see what happens. There were several hilarious memes about the shoe that fell off in that incident.
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/56690n/hillary_passes_the_fuck_out_and_gets_chucked_into/
“smelled like a rhino’s ass”
Ever try hooves?
Absolutely disgusting.
Marrow bones are really good.
Larger ones (too big to swallow) would keep them busy for hours.
Scrape most the marrow out first or they will turn into violent crap machines..
I’m so freaking hungry right now.
Should have packed some trail rations. Pemmican or some nuts.
I bought hooves with my old dogs. Disgustipating. My old cattle dog would go around and fight for them all and hoard them with all the toys in one spot. We had to go in once in a while to distribute them around the house to repeat the process every so often.
I saw the clip, but I just never noticed the black dude’s hand grab her under the right armpit from the front. If he hadn’t done that, she would have collapsed like the Wicked Witch.
Jay’s video illustrates my point. You can’t see it in that video. It’s too dark.
She’ll die just in time to launch Chelsea’s political career. The eulogy will be on every network, and Chelz will announce her candidacy for whatever right at the end. They are already practicing it.
Chelsea Clinton is soooo engaging. Here is her dramatic and heartfelt response, totally spontaneous by the way, to a question about her mom being a world class liar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMNbN2Rlpz0&t=0m0s
She manages to be boring, emotionally dead, and I found myself wondering if the sound had gone out on the clip.
She’s that bad. You think there’s a tech problem.
Carin, glad your boy is doing okay!
MJ, they’ll just claim she’s on the autism spectrum. It’ll be a huge reveal and an interview and she’ll talk about how she overcame so much bla blah blah.
Not to denigrate anyone who actually has it, but this is what a Clinton might do for political advantage.
So when do we all start watching Boondock Saints?
I grudgingly liked this poat. Not because she doesn’t seem nice, but because she’s from England.
Do you think Chelsea screeches?
“but because she’s from England.”
sometimes a soggy subject for some
mj, she only screeches when her coco-puffs are soggy
Here’s a good example of what I think the procession should look like:
https://is.gd/fgDUMH
https://is.gd/NFbf2L
https://is.gd/0e3ddl
https://is.gd/6Ijho0
https://is.gd/kvT5GZ
MJ in red hat. Tushar in black jacket.
https://is.gd/nrOTqg
I was telling my mom the other day that just about everything she reads is bullshit. She thinks I am nuts.
In her paper today is an article about lobsters in Long Island sound.
According to that rag, there was a massive die off in 1989 due to global warming, and they have never returned. The article mentions how scientists are currently trying to figure out how to reintroduce them.
It gets me thinking.
If the water is too warm to support lobster life, why would they try to reintroduce them? – They wouldn’t.
Alarms going off in my head, I hit google and within 30 minutes I learn
1) The die-off didn’t occur in 1989, it was 1999.
2) The water temperature has not gone up
3) Also in 1999, we discovered the the west nile virus, panicked, and aerial sprayed pesticides all willy nilly.
4) The pesticide warning label left out a bunch of information
5) In 2000, lobster fishermen sued the pesticide maker for killing the lobsters
6) Manufacturer settled out of court for $13 million
The article is about 20 paragraphs long and the only thing they got right was the fact that lobsters died.
Interesting, Scott. Good getting to the bottom of nonsense.
The article is about 20 paragraphs long and the only thing they got right was the fact that lobsters died.
Hey, that’s not bad. I mean, if you compare it to Dan Rather.
I am so sick of it.
Don’t get me started on polar bears.
Hey, Scott, tell me about polar bears~
Polar Bears….. absolute ridiculous crap.
I should apply for a grant to teach polar bears how to drive Hummers.
or jet skis.
i hear polar bears are tasty
A grant to host a university seminar in which polar bears are forced to acknowledge their white privilege.
pbc = polar bear cooker
know polar bears no justice
no polar bears know justice
#endwhitesupremacy
Since we’re ranting, lib friend bitching about lead shot killing eagles…do I tell her how many eagles are killed by wind turbines?
Polar bears aren’t really white. Just sayin
CoAlEx, is Ironfist worth it to get back on Netflix? Can I wait until Defenders?
i don’t wanna hear your reverse oreo rantings ….. missy
” lead shot killing eagles…”
they taste like chicken – or so i’ve heard
Polar Bears are Canadian Land Sharks.
Oso,
It’s ok, but if you want to wait and binge it right before Defenders, you won’t be missing out on much.
Jam, in your heart you know I’m right! Thanks, CoAlEx
Oops, CoAlEx…did you know that MST3K just dropped a bunch of episodes on Netflix? Is anyone else going to watch USA/Puerto Rico WBC ⚾️ Tonight
#blackbearlivesmatter
just because those uncle tom polar bear bastards want to “pretend” they don’t have skin of color doesn’t make the other bears’ struggle any less meaningful
#brownbearlivesmatter
http://tinyurl.com/ldlrn6w
Polar bears are not invisible to thermal imaging, the devices are simply too afraid to acknowledge them.
Sun bears are the pussies of the Oso world. Losers.
How to tell a brown bear from a grizzly:
If the bear climbs the tree after you and kills you, it’s a brown bear.
If the bear knocks the tree down and kills you, it’s a grizzly…
I remember the first time scat and bear sign was explained to me. I was unable to relax thinking I was in a “Snipe Hunt”. Nope, it was serial.
What if the bear rides a motorcycle and wears leather fetish-gear?
Did you know that Koala Bears aren’t actually bears at all? They are, in fact, reptiles.
Australia is a fucked-up place.
We’ve seen bear “scat” here, but not the animal in the yard.
Monday, I saw a Bobcat walking along our south fence, going through a hole in the fence into the yard next door, going under a Rhody at the NW corner of the house, then vanishing through a broken foundation vent under the house.
Wednesday, it was just a wet Coyote trotting south through the yard, in broad daylight…
That band is good!
She is pretty too, thanks Pups.
Coyote or do you guys have Coywolves like CT?
Drop Bears gotta drop
Today the “Big Brown Truck of Happiness” dropped off our new M252DW HP Color Laser, to replace our 20 year old 4550.
The 4550 is a “Workgroup Printer” that was meant to print thousands of pages per month, weighs a ton, and cost ten times what the new one cost.
The new one is small, quiet, fast, and connects through WiFi, Ethernet, or USB. I used Ethernet, so it’s not open to the world.
We were able to get it configured on XP, Win-10, Server 2008, Win-7, and Anitas’ Samsung phone!
It’s very nice, prints both sides, and it’s got fricken’ lasers!!!
Did you know that Koala Bears aren’t actually bears at all? They are, in fact, reptiles.
Australia is a fucked-up place.
HA HA HAHHH HA! Yep.
Well said! It sure is, man.
*shoves tiny poisonous toad up nostril*
It suuuuur
Don’t bogart that toad, maaaan.
*turns up Freedom Rock*
I’m in Ohio now
What bet did you lose?
Pooh bear says fuck you.
And chuckles.
This land was always ours
Was the proud land of our fathers
It belongs to us and them
Not to any of the others
Let them go, boys
Let them go, boys
Let them go down in the derp
Where the rivers all run dry
Carin, update on Ethan and Oshi?
omment by Vmaximus on March 17, 2017 10:55 pm
That band is good!
She is pretty too, thanks Pups.
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I meant to say that too, about the video (already gave 2 thumbs up to the model). The video was fun to watch with the incongruous staging of a rock band in a C&W-themed bar. But hey, slo-mo video of busty girls riding mechanical bulls forgive countless sins. I’ve heard that band talked about on Boston radio but never knowingly listened to one of their songs. Good stuff.
http://imgur.com/gallery/t7oUQ
https://is.gd/19iTDs
https://is.gd/oLMg2i
No word on Ethan’s knee yet. Maybe Monday. Oschi gets dropped off for surgery on Monday.
I goofed that up, your son with the hernia?
New Poat