Hello, and welcome to The 2021 BBF Championship Semi-Final Round 1.
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#1 Danielley Ayala
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Your model for today was born February 23rd, 1994 in Los Angeles, California. She stands 5′ 8″, and measures 40 – 26 – 36 and 143 lbs. Please sing and dance with Miss Danielley Ayala.
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Comment by MJ on January 29, 2021 7:13 am
6/10 would smash
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Do you think she has names for those things?
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Comment by leoncaruthers on January 29, 2021 9:08 am
I just know there’d be a certain amount of fear mixed with the excitement if they were coming at me fast.
She probably calls them “the girls” or “left/right mealticket”.
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#2 Camilla Hasselgaard
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Your model for today was born in Norway in 1998. She stands 5′ 4″ and measures 34 – 24 – 33 and 120 lbs. Please tell a joke to Miss Camilla Hasselgaard.
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Why does a Norwegian have so many swimming suits? Isn’t it cold and usually nighttime up there?
Dirty scandis.
But this one cleans up nice.
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10/10 would smash
She’s a feast of lovely.
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#3 Mia Milano
Your model for today was born May 2nd, 2000 in Seattle, Washington. She stands 5′ 11″ and measures 32E – 24 – 36 and 145 lbs. Please check ID on Miss Mia Melano.
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This one’s trouble, I can tell.
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Is she ugly? Is she fat? I have no idea.
7/10 would smash
She appears to be worth the climb.
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#4 Grace Boor
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Your model for today was born September 9th, 2002 in Indianapolis, Indianna. She stands 5′ 5″ and measures 36 – 28 – 36 and 115 lbs. Please welcome Miss Grace Boor.
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This model might make some of your dreams come true.
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Large, they are.
8/10 would smash
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YOUR VOTE COUNTS -MAKE BIG BOOBS GREAT AGAIN
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
I had to bring in my Italian friend Buffalone (pronounced like macaroni) to help compile data and stomp on the puny-human vote cheaters. He has high integrity but
https://is.gd/_can_be_bribed_with_snacks
Stiff competition
I found all these boobs to be big and round(ish).
WE DEMAND SMALL SQUARE BOOBS !!!
Boobs are a little like noses in that there are a great variety of them scattered among the populace and staring at them can be socially awkward at times
I’m providing a public service, really.
wakey wakey
“Guidance” was issued. New end of career date is Dec 8.
68 days.
As I said, their hope is to get everyone vaccinated so there is no “non-vaccinated” control group.
Maybe I’ll start identifying as a control group? Sorry, can’t be vax’d. I’m part of an experiment.
Guidance here, too. Everyone is supposed to submit proof of vaccination or a date of planned vax. Due date is next week when it’s fall break for the schools here and half the people are on vacation.
Going to First Friday Mass/St. Therese (my patron saint along with St. Jerome, who was yesterday’s saint of the day). Need to send some knee mail.
Sorry to hear that, Leon, Roamy. Their loss. Fuck ’em. We should all start our own business with all the talent these idiots are tossing out the door.
I am trying to figure out how to do that, if that’s what it comes down to. The offer I declined in August was at a company with 105 employees, so I might call them and ask if there’s any way to make that work or if they are going along with the junta.
MI max UE won’t cover my mortgage.
They’re going to continue to try to box us in, I’m sure. Next shoe to drop will be insurance coverage.
There was a big argument among the Tool fans yesterday. On the listing of concert dates – it STIPULATED which concerts has specific mandates. So, you know, you could buy your tickets informed. Well, someone tried to argue that since “Live Nation” is the promoter, they can force people to show vax card, yada yada. I’ve read everywhere, and so far that is only true at venues OWNED by live nation. They don’t own LCA, so I’m good. So far.
Maybe I should try to use the new backhoe. What do you guys think?
dig a new lake!
just wow, companies are just throwing people away. amazing, the power of the left.
Wonder if the “no booster you ain’t vaccinated” will take hold.
haven’t heard anything from our masked HR department. Maybe because Iowa tried outlawing these rules.
Practice trenches. You need those for all sorts of things. You could start a Terra Preta bed in a new garden.
heard last night from the libertarian on Tim Pool that republicans want to dominate the democrats. Huh. Here I just thought we wanted to be left alone. Libertarians trying to be relevant again, because pot is legal in places now.
Fuck the Spoilertarians.
Blerg, 35 degrees here this morning. Really hoping it warms up again.
It’s just infuriating that they are actively prohibiting common, safe medicines like Ivermectin and HCQ that seem to be effective in early treatment of covid. Even if they aren’t much help, taking them won’t do any harm. Ivermectin is rated as safer than aspirin.
Sorry about your unreasonable employers, Leon, Jimbro, Laura and Roamie. Lots of people are being forced to leave their jobs here. Laura is probably right about insurance. No vax, no insurance. Then maybe no vax, no medical treatment.
just wait, Pfizermectin to the rescue!
I’m not a health care consumer, and we’re waiting to see if they boot people off of TriCare, so I might be okay on that front, at least for now. If the wife can play the paperwork game for another 28 months, we should be good.
Remember how everyone said elected Biden was going to be a return to normal? The adults in charge?
Of course, that did mean “we” are all his children. or grandchildren.
That explains all the raping.
Look, I’m just throwing it out there.
Perhaps African and India aren’t getting fucked in the goat ass by covid because they don’t have an overweight / obese elderly population.
Japan? They’re old as fuck but skinny. Same for the pacific nations.
The pandemic will last until the midterms, then possibly into 2024 where Biden will win 105 – 9 in the popular vote and 1000 – 0 in the electoral college. No one will question it in the media.
India actually has the 2nd worst type-2 diabetes rate on earth (we’re #1! USA! USA!). Tons of vegetarian fatties eating nan and rice and so on.
Of course that’s one of the reasons MJ. India was also doing awesome until they stopped giving out ivermectin. They stopped and the rate shot up.
James — Pete and Chasten Buttigieg just had TWINS!
We’re SO excited for these new parents!
So we’re putting together a card to congratulate them with signatures from every state!
But we need 50,000 signatures before we send it off tomorrow, and no Democrat from ME has signed yet! Can you add your name?
SIGN THE CARD
James, Pete and Chasten Buttigieg are living proof that LGBTQ+ couples can serve their country AND be amazing parents!
Now, we need to show them how happy we are for their growing family.
All you need to do is submit your signature to congratulate them, and they’ll be SO excited to see support from ME.
We need all 50,000 signatures by tomorrow, and ME still isn’t represented! Can you quickly click below to submit your signature?
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I usually get spammed upwards of 20 times a day by Trump and the GOP looking for donations. The Dems tried to slip one in … if you know what I mean
That’s some messed-up datamining right there.
Which one has the ruined ass? Because isn’t that where these perverts generally put their jizm?
And how can we be sure they are amazing parents?
Right? We need to wait 18-24 years to find out.
Quite the contrast on what Trump/GOP are raising money on: rising crime, border fiasco, Biden being an utter failure. And here are the Dems attempting to raise money on a People Magazine story. I suppose that’s all they have going for them
In ten years, if I’m still around this shithole dump (I’ve been here since Nov. 2009), please congratulate me on predicting that pedophilia would no longer be a crime, and would be part of public school elementary school reading curriculum.
Japan also started using Ivermectin and their hospital admissions went down by 75%.
If they really wanted to save lives, they should do something about the obesity epidemic in the US. Can you imagine forcing diet and exercise on people? They would howl.
The demographics of diabesity make any such policy automatically racist, Pepe. Never gonna happen.
just wow, companies are just throwing people away. amazing, the power of the left.
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I don’t think .gov has adequately assessed the risk to the economy by mandating vaccines.
Or maybe they have and this extends the pandemic for a year or so.
I found a local job opening for a cemetery groundskeeper.
A literal crypt keeper.
*clicks APPLY NOW button harder than he banged your mom last night*
Black people are overweight BECAUSE of racism, you haters.
It’s true. Their slavemasters used to overfeed them so they would become lazy and sedentary. This ensured that they could then whip and beat them and rape their wives – because they deserved it.
Hence, over time they just naturally became that way, and it is totally racist of you to point it out.
So, here’s a story. friend went to Hawaii with some other folks. Since they’ve all been vaccinated, it’s fine. But, one of the people definitely has covid.
This is all so very stupid.
I found a local job opening for a cemetery groundskeeper.
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Gold fillings galore!
A guy I knew from Scouts got a job at one of the cemeteries in our city. I remember it well because it was so off the wall for my peer group who mostly went to college with varying degrees of success. I have no idea where he is now, lost touch with him after college when pit parties kept me in touch with my home town buds
yeah, because everyone wants fat and lazy slaves
Comment by Hotspur on October 1, 2021 10:20 am
And how can we be sure they are amazing parents?
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They have already proved their selfishness by not giving their baby a mother. Eff those freaks.
Left voice mail with the company I turned down in July. If they’ll let me in without taking the Mark, I’ll be the best employee they’ve ever had.
The new, “if you don’t get it now you’ll never get it because you’re a moron” is Pfizer having the balls to create a new ivermectin.
They will put you at risk to make money. How do you not get that? Buelller? Bueller?
Pfizer “unblinded” their trial study.
So we have that bit of evilness going for us.
Pfizer used a loophole with the FDA to approve boosters for millions of people after providing data on only 329 test subjects.
So we also have that going for us.
I’m trying to link a Vimeo video because youtube no longer allows any anti vaccine videos…ANY anti vaccine videos.
Clam down Mare
Getting old.
Get mad, Mare. It’s warranted.
Mad Mare Disease?
Hey mare we’re building a house. It was time to move.
Want to see it?
Roamy, have you turned in an exemption? Gubmint AND private are ‘supposed’ to respect religious exemptions.
Pretty sure you have a good case if they don’t.
Makes absolutely zero sense to push this shit.
Lemme see if I can find the ‘list’.
Ooo, just got pinged from Wally world.
Mare, just listen to the commercials about Johnson and Johnson, the lying cocks of peddling poison, shits.
1. Liberty Counsel
https://lc.org/
2. Liberty Institute
https://www.libertyinstitute.org/about/faq
3. Pacific Justice Institute
https://www.secure.pacificjustice.org/…/contact_us.html
4. Advocates For Faith and Freedom
https://faith-freedom.com/
5. Alliance Defending Freedom
https://adflegal.org/about-us
6. National Legal Foundation
https://nationallegalfoundation.org/
7. Thomas More Law Center
8. Thomas More Society
https://thomasmoresociety.org/
9. Christian Legal Society
https://www.christianlegalsociety.org
10. . American Center for Law and Justice
https://aclj.org/
11. Center for Law and Religious Freedom
https://www.clsreligiousfreedom.org/about-center
12. Christian Attorneys of America
https://christianattorneysofamerica.com/
13. Christian Law Association
https://www.christianlaw.org/
14. National Association of Christian Lawmakers
https://christianlawmakers.com/
15. Pacific Legal Foundation
https://pacificlegal.org/
Forget which one of those is working with NY Healthcare workers.
They filled the position last week, but said they’d absolutely call if that doesn’t work out or they have anything else I’d be fit for.
Camilla and Grace are basically the same person. Grace is riding a wave of Anti-Scandi Racism to victory.
I break ties based on whoever’s shortest.
California insurance company is requiring spouses and partners on their insurance plan to take the “Jab”.
well I wonder how many will not show up for work tonight, so the old people can close yet again
Mare?
CA is fucking insane. Were I stuck there I would be hiring a lawyer. This IS a hill worth fighting for. Fuckers.
If you all would like to help Lt Colonel Scheller out, you can do so here…
https://pipehitterfoundation.org/who-we-support/lt-col-scheller/
Looks like they are at 1,866,287, with a goal of $2m.
California insurance company is requiring spouses and partners on their insurance plan to take the “Jab”.
Louisiana, too. I don’t see how this ends in something other than violence or slavery.
I barely slept last night, already exhausted.
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2021/10/jaccuse.php
We got an estimate to remove a giant 3 trunk sugar maple that is well over 100′ tall. $5100.
I thought it was reasonable. I told BiL about it and his response was “you are getting screwed, it should be half that”, so I called another company. $2800
Woo hoo! $2300 found. BiL will be taken out for an all-you-can-eat lobster dinner.
He’s a marine, so the over/under on lobster is probably around $200.
Damn, that’s one helluva brother-in-law, scott.
Cutting your tree reminded me of the pine that fell last fall and how we haven’t heard from the bush hog guy this year. He will get it taken care of with all his other work. I looked him up to see if he was still active and noticed his business card is his tractor on my field overlooking the river.
https://www.facebook.com/pg/precisiontw/posts/
Awesome view.
Get rid of that tractor and put in a gazebo, with a smoker, and a fire pit.
Mine’s bigger.
Did Elizabeth register properly?