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Your model for today is a 20 something student from Los Angeles, CA, who made her big break playing tennis in a bikini on Youtube. Please stop crowding each other and welcome, Miss Elizabeth Anne!
December 9, 2016
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
Flappers
You have enjoyed ogling the BBF boobs.
Now watch these boobs.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/watch-hillary-clinton-greeted-by-sobbing-women-on-capitol-hill/article/2609231
Dot Indian woman speak wise words.
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/12/08/dem-rep-gabbard-criticism-of-generals-on-trump-cabinet-offensive/
I won’t be surprised if she switches parties at some point.
those boobs seem quite nice pup
I think I know this kid’s mama. She’s an incredibly shallow woman.
Those don’t look real.
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Never underestimate the Hostages’ desperate need to leap for the low-hanging fruit.
It’s almost as if no one here has matured whatsoever in the last 10 years.
I thought not-maturing was a rule for membership here?
And Oso – you’d better never look at my teeth. They are crooked and not the best.
I don’t care anymore. If I get big boobs, who’s going to look at my teef?
“I thought not-maturing was a rule for membership here?”
i’m pretty sure i had to sign something attesting to that –
someone should check wiser, he may have had a tia
Greg Lake
bummer
i didn’t get to see them as elp, but i saw all of them play different small hall venues in the late 80’s
got to drink with emerson after one of his shows at the Chance in poughkeepsie – Really nice guy
It’s 53° in St. Pete Beach. This sucks the wad-weenie.
I’m just old enough to have heard of them, but never knowingly heard ELP.
Oh my!
She seems friendly and top-heavy.
I thought not-maturing was a rule for membership here?
See that’s why I’m not always clear if I belong. I haven’t quite had as long to not-mature as much of the membership.
I think you may have heard them, Leon.
A good running song.
http://tinyurl.com/jh43la3
It’s 53° in St. Pete Beach. This sucks the wad-weenie.
That’s a shame. I feel horrible for you.
That’s why I hedged it with “knowingly”. The first song I remember liking on the radio was “Take a Chance on Me”. I heard it in my mom’s station wagon when I was like 4. I didn’t know it was by Abba until I was 30 or so.
29.3F here. Hoping to get some work done outside today.
Brain Salad Surgery. Brother of my buddy’s had the original LP sleeve that had flaps that opened on the cover art.
Boobgirl has too much of a good thing…
54 degrees here. I’m trying to decide if I want to go to the gym and then run sprints, or go for a four-mile walk today. Then homework.
Any opinons on traditional mattresses versus those new kind? Memory foam ones?
Memory foam gets too hot.
I like my memory foam, but they do tend to sleep a little warmer than traditional ones.
Your mom must me made of memory foam. She gets too hot as well.
judging by comment volume, we’ve had way too much maturing going on.
Next on Mythbusters, can you knock a person’s socks off with a punch? Weld a metal beam to a truck and hit Buster at 40 mph.
It moved the socks.
Heh.
Yes, they knocked his socks off at 65mph. 10000 times the force of a boxer’s punch.
Did the socks have to be stuck in place?
Now we crash cars together at 50 mph, to see the results compared to a single car by itself into a wall at 100 mph (180+ g).
Nope, just put them on Buster’s feet. It was pretty impressive. The sock came off before his foot detached.
We have a latex foam mattress, we like it a lot but it’s a bitch to move. Haven’t really noticed that it’s too hot.
Come on, people, I can’t get us to 4th grade by myself!
I tried watching White Rabbit Project and was mostly bored.
Ran into Charlie Crist on the sidewalk in downtown St. Petersburg. Still orange.
Ahhh.. the Christmas season…..
This morning the company termed a foreman of 27yrs. I got tasked with helping him load his tools from his company truck of fohevah into transport van and then drive him 40 miles home. Bout the best I can say of the experience is at least he didn’t make me kill him. It might of been better if he did, fucking guy is 58 yrs, body is worn the fuck out, barely functional alcoholic, barely worked anywhere else, no where near equipped for a modern workplace. And the worst thing of all…. he deserved to be fired…just sucks to have to do it this time of year and have to be around that “vibe”.
back to lurking now…
I’m a Gramps!
https://tomswifty.wordpress.com/
Ran into Charlie Crist on the sidewalk in downtown St. Petersburg.
Did you hurt your car? Did you get away?
Congrats, tomswifty!
Yay for grandbaby!
Congrats, Tom.
Thanks! First Grandpa Williamson in my family to actually see his grandkid since 1935!
Fuck you, Cancer!
Congrats, tomswifty! Good looking baby. 🙂
http://tinyurl.com/j4nvldo
“Ran into Charlie Crist on the sidewalk”
did you call him a cunt and tell him to stay off the sidewalk while you’re driving?
good luck with Grampa-ing Tom!
TT –
i was involved in shit canning a guy that i helped to get hired at one of the places that i worked.
he was a reformed alcoholic / drug addict…
the new job and large pay raise pushed him off the wagon i guess.
at the company Christmas party he decided to get drunked up and take a swing at another employee. he’s lucky the other guy was sober and a gentle guy, otherwise it could have gone poorly for him.
anyway the flight home from San Fransisco to NY and the drive to his house was awkward. he drank the entire way home. when i dropped him off i recommended rehab
At my younger boy’s school today some kid tried to slash another kid’s throat with a plastic knife. The news said the plastic knife was “modified”. Broke the skin but did no further damage. Not a Muslim AFAIK. This is middle school…5th thru 8th. Jeezum. Thankfully this is unusual behavior for these parts and I’m sure the kid will be gone. My boy told me he lives about a half mile from us on the main road.
That’s great news Tom. What Pepe said…beautiful baby!
Opening night for HS B’ball tonight. The older boy made JV as a junior and hopefully gets some minutes. He’s a very good athlete but is not able to mentally process all the coach’s instructions. When he plays in pick up leagues with college age kids he holds his own but when the pressure is on in a HS game he freezes up
Congrats Gramps Swifty!!! Cute bebe!
Cute baby, Grampa Tom. Congrats!
Congrats Grandpa Swifty!
Evening Hostages!
Congrats, Grandpa!!!
Sorry you had to be the one, Troy. I’ve been both, it’s still better to be the guy not fired.
I’m not sure I’m satisfied with the lack of commentary on today’s model.
I mean, she is kinda cute and petite except for those gigantic face slappers, what is it you people want?
She is cute, Puppeh. As an added bonus, her head looks to be the right size for her body.
And she’s got some rude titties.
someone smashed their finger here, starting to throb badly. time for the heated paperclip?
All her pics, show no teefs. Can’t quite judge yet
J’ames, pics and Dr Scott can make the ruling. He knows smushed fingernail incidents
Sweet relief, Jay.
Who is the patient?
someone at work. if it was me, would have been done already. she’s nervous.
All her pics, show no teefs. Can’t quite judge yet
What are you, a horse trader?
I have teeth issues. My teeth could be whiter, but coke/bourbon stains. WalMart messed up on Cyber Monday. Ran the 32 gig iPad mini for the 16 gig price. I get the old 16 gig. Dan gets the new one. He’s supposed to update all my passwords etc for all formats.
She can also roll a small drill bit between two fingers to create the hole.
It takes longer, and the extra pressure can be uncomfortable, but it’s a lot less scary.
She’ll change her mind when she realizes that the pain isn’t going away.
Oh, and good luck sleeping.
If she doesn’t watch, and the paperclip driver goes slow, she’ll feel nothing but relief.
Paperclip driver also needs to know that her blood may spray.
She probably has Leon Spinks teeth, she doesn’t show them in any pics.
https://is.gd/3nGh7u
I was taught how to do the nail drain trick with battery operated electrocautery in the ER. When I needed to drain my own nail when it was a weekend I used a hot paperclip
https://is.gd/7rv6fk
Cute dimples, fish mouth.
https://is.gd/uOuat8
Oso?
Overbite for sure.
she decided not to go with Dr Jay
I had extra teeth. 3rd row. My teeth were a mess in HS. My sister had the opposite problem. Taiwan dentist pulled her baby teeth, and she had no replacements. I just remembered that Dan’s sis had braces. Dan’s mom was cray about money. Pretty sure Dan internalized his mom’s arguments about his sister’s braces. MiL saved over a million dollars by being a Depression Kid. I find it sad.
Jay, can you see blood pooled under the nail?
she decided not to go with Dr Jay
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Sooner or later they all come back
“what is it you people want?”
heh –
the sun
the moon
wiser to “play” long black instruments with the aplomb of those gone before us
mj to come up with a novel drink
dave to decorate a tree with a rife sized reeft reeged gozrirra
roamie to chuck a real damn pumpkin up to michigroin so that leon doesn’t have to continue on with that blue balled shit
tits for an unnamed person in laperv
sheep to be recognized as significant others
Mesa to be able to cook a real meal
Cyn to come back
PBC international to have free and osmotic membership
Oso to sleep straight thru 8 hours
jimes to not cut off feet for 60 dollars (thank GOD obama care might be history)
hot n tot to find a way to express himself that includes the “c” word at least 5 times per sentence
Chief to finally find the hole…… in one
peas on turf
good boobs to all
eternal happiness for all hostages
and 20 bucks
Yeah, Scott fought me off for quite a while but when he finally told me to go ahead and heat a paperclip, it was because the pain was getting beyond stupid. He was surprised and pleased at the immediate relief.
That was a long comment. I’m not reading all that. Was the movie any good?
That night might be in the archives here, actually, but I have no idea how to search for it.
Whats up bitches? I am drunk for the first time since election night.
So, before I sober up, I want you all to know that I love you all, and I want to want to personally administer a wedgie to each one of you.
Laura, your account of lancing Scott’s fingernail was harrowing enough for me as a mere spectator. I cannot imagine how harrowing it must have been for you two.
The thought crossed my mind to kidnap a doctor and drive him to CT.
If she comes back, double your rate.
So you say you’re drunk. I’ll be the judge of that.
How many fingers am I holding up?
*holds up a large bouquet of hotdogs*
Tushar! You drunk bastard.
“what is it you people want?”
heh –
the sun
the moon
wiser to “play” long black instruments with the aplomb of those gone before us
mj to come up with a novel drink
dave to decorate a tree with a rife sized reeft reeged gozrirra
roamie to chuck a real damn pumpkin up to michigroin so that leon doesn’t have to continue on with that blue balled shit
tits for an unnamed person in laperv
sheep to be recognized as significant others
Mesa to be able to cook a real meal
Cyn to come back
PBC international to have free and osmotic membership
Oso to sleep straight thru 8 hours
jimes to not cut off feet for 60 dollars (thank GOD obama care might be history)
hot n tot to find a way to express himself that includes the “c” word at least 5 times per sentence
Chief to finally find the hole…… in one
peas on turf
good boobs to all
eternal happiness for all hostages
and 20 bucks
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What’s the magic word?
What’s the magic word?
Lemonbeardickpunch
Fore! I mean four!
Just promise us you’ll stay out of the crosswalk, Tush.
Sean, I have learnt my lesson. I will stay away from Tempe crosswalks.
Tempe was the last time I met that asshole, Rosetta.
Why did that bastard do it Sean? Why?
I spent a lot of time on google and I can’t explain it, but I understand.
For those who still want to savor the exquisite pleasure of how Hillary beclown herself:
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/12/2016-presidential-election-10-moments-trump-clinton-214508
Thanks for all the kind words. The baby seems healthy and happy. And he’ll grow up without knowing who Hillary Clinton is 😉
I can’t answer your question, Tushar. All I know is that God has His reasons for everything, even if we can’t understand them.
Hate to harsh your mellow, tom, but Hillary is not likely to fade into obscurity. She might drop dead, but if she doesn’t, she’s going to become a more insufferable version of Al Gore.
blerg
Sean, thankfully, with her failing health, her drinking problem and her advanced age, she won’t be with us for long.
Yeah, it wouldn’t surprise me if Hillary drops dead within a couple of years.
car in, think of the tips if you get new hooters.
Wait, C arin is working at Hooters now?
Second look at breasturaunts?
Sounds like Pay is on board with a small set.
Times are derp
You’re afraid to pay the fee
So you find yourself somebody
Who can do the job for free
Congratulations, Grandpa Swifty!
car in, think of the tips if you get new hooters.
I’d get new tips too?
wakey wakey
door gunner training – vietnam
http://tinyurl.com/nt3kqbm
Last night I got to wait on a 24 top.
Seriously?
24? One waitress.
cool.
You know how hard it is to serve DRINKS to 24 folks?
Oh and separate checks. “Oh, I’m with those people way down there”. Two other couples were across the table from each other.
AWESOME.
https://is.gd/rfMF6k
Hope they at least tipped well, Carin.
they did. very well.
My wife and I went out to eat last wknd with old friends we haven’t seen in a couple of months and ended up visiting for about two hours. I gave the waitress $50 for a $40 and change bill. Not sure what the other three couples left. But it made me think about car in and her stori s about folks tying up tables all night. I probably should’ve left the young lady another $20 but I didn’t.
*fans flies off poat-corpse*
Flies gotta eat too. Flush toilets have really cut down on their menu choices.
*allows flies to lay eggs on pendejo’s comments*
Tucker Carlson is my favorite TV guy.
She’ll never be on that show again!
I wish he had brought up why Trump did so well in places that voted for Obama, twice. Same voters. Now they are racists.
It will be interesting to see the reaction Trump gets at the Army – Navy game.
3:00 PM CBS
West Point is changing their team from the Golden Knights to the Golden Luxurious Knights.
http://tinyurl.com/hfeu84f
http://tinyurl.com/z394wcp
I watched Tucker last night. He shredded that scrunt, but they never seem to know it themselves.
They never bring facts, but they bring plenty of talking points and irony.
I love how while they are talking, he has them on split screen and he just looks at them like “are you really coming on my show to be this stupid?”
I LOL.
Since when is Jennifer Rubin a Republican?
I liked Tucker’s “Ohhh” when talking to the green policy idiot. She said something really off the wall, and that was his reaction.
If the Russians helped Trump win, it’s because they want a strong US to counter Chinese expansion. The Russians can’t afford China deciding to send a couple hundred thousand troops to sit across the Trans-Siberian railroad. A US radically weakened by the corruption and incompetence of the Clinton administration would leave the Russians to worry about their western borders.
Secret Santa gift is off in the mail. Pretty sure my gift has arrived or I unwittingly ordered something from a company called “Santa” located in Cali.
Jimbro, is it long and vibrating? If so then it’s probably your secret Santa gift.
Huh. Don’t even know if Trump is there.
So used to Jackassinchief making everything about him.
My boy’s school had a little winter/Christmas fair today. They had a bunch of trees, 15 or so, with donated gifts under them. Buy a raffle ticket, win the tree and gifts. It’s a parent directed charity for a food bank/clothing supply for the school to direct to needy students. I have to figure the teachers and staff have to know who the needy kids are so I bought $100 worth of tickets. People were buying 5 or 10 dollars worth and I was trying to be low key.
I walk up to the table, put my money down and the lady says “Oh, Dr. Jimbro! You fixed my daughter’s arm!” Which immediately makes every volunteer parent and the people in line look at me as her daughter counted out 200 raffle tickets. My face was crimson as I thanked her and backed away from the table.
I put bunches of 30 or so tickets in about 6 of the trees. If I win the toy ones I’m stocked for giveaways to kids in the office. A couple of trees had gift cards and electronics. Whatever, I’ll probably give most of that away too.
Did not find $20 but my kid bought me coffee and a donut because he was working the register at the kitchen.
My SS recipient should have no fear of me re-gifting the container of Anal-Eze a certain Hostage got me last year.
Does that stuff even have expiration dates?
Expiration dates? No. But if you don’t use it within a couple of years there’s a risk that it may obtain sentience.
Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson to be SecState.
More importantly, John Bolton’s mustache to be Deputy SecState.
Just got a call from the school. I won one of the trees. The lady didn’t say which one. I’ll find out tomorrow at 1000.
I knew I should have held off on sending my SS gift!
Nice post. Be a shame if someone amputated its tonsils.
I learned this from the biggest asshole on the planet:
Re Russians: The 80s called and they want their foreign policy back.
Didn’t see the beginning of the Army-Navy game but am confident no one took a knee or remained seated during the national anthem.
Commenter on Insty: “Defend Trump’s pick of Tillerson, Trumpsters!”
Me: “Exxon knows how to defend their personnel in foreign shitholes.”
There is no Tillerson Family Foundation.
Army beats Navy. We may not see mare around here for a while.
Posting from my new iPod that mrs jay got me. Surprised me big time!
Prediction: in coming years, Russia and US relationship will improve instead of going south. There is only one reason for this – China.
From the HQ:
“Cubs. Trump. Castro. And now, Army. We are living in a time of miracles.”
Jay, your avatar looks different on the new device
Didn’t log in yet
So I’m reading more about this Tillerson fellow, and I have to laugh at the comments to the various articles. Loaded with fulminating lefties. I thought they lost it after the election, but it’s getting worse.
Laura, that’s half the fun right there. Their tears are delicious.
#Nottiredofwinning
The tears appear to be mostly over- now it’s fiendish conspiracy theories.
Right after immigration tightening, Trump needs to go about tightening election rules. Too many people who are not eligible to vote have registered. I wonder if the federal govt can demand to see voter rolls in all states.
So I’m reading more about this Tillerson fellow, and I have to laugh at the comments to the various articles. Loaded with fulminating lefties. I thought they lost it after the election, but it’s getting worse.
You know what they should do? They should hold congressional hearings on the influence the Russkies have over various parts of the government. Maybe some kind of standing group or commission (that doesn’t seem like the right word–it’s on the tip of my tongue, though) to investigate doings that are somehow not…United States-ish.
I’m sure they could flesh it out a little better than that. Maybe come up with a catchy name.
I wonder if the federal govt can demand to see voter rolls in all states.
Let’s maybe not chuck out the Federalism baby with the reform bathwater.
Maybe Kevin McCarthy can lead that inquiry commission, you know, to drive the liberals even more full blown nuts.
Oh, man. This is great too. Read the comments to the tweet. Hahahahaaa
https://twitter.com/isamuel/status/806530849101541377
Laura, Branstad is an old friend of the Chinese president, who spent a few years in Iowa.
So much for for small rural land locked state
It’s so awesome, Tushar, I read the article timeline in the Des Moines Register about that. Apparently people in the Beltway are not aware that midwesterners are now allowed to be educated, do business, to get on planes, and network with people in foreign lands.
Even the Iowans that know better sound like that
It would be pretty sweet if Iowans remembered that kind of thing and told the Dems to fuck off when they came calling for the caucusi in 2020.
Red staters actually have more exposure to foreigners. Liberals backpack through Europe after college and that is about it. Some go to south america for social service photo ops.
Red staters serve in US military abroad, work for foreign offices of US companies, interact with foreign businessmen visiting US, work on oilwells everywhere.
I live in California. Foreigners come to me!
(Some of them even legally.)
Hey, the tits are still up. Sweet.
Evening Hostages.
Good evening, b’coch. How’s tricks?
His mom says hi.
Mom is doing fine, thanks for asking. Scott’s is slacking though. She’s gonna need to pick up the pace or shit’s gonna get rough.
Tushar, even worse, those filthy red-staters go to poor countries and try to help the poor for Jesus. Not simply to get material for a college essay. The horror!
just because I didn’t see a link to her (the BBF model’s) actual video http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/658404/elizabeth-anne-busty-model-viral-tennis-video
Why Pruitt for EPA? To force climate change ‘denialism?’ No, not exactly.
http://naturalgasnow.org/the-sue-and-settle-scam/
If Trump manages to end ‘sue-and-settle’ across multiple agencies, it will be a huge win for the taxpayer. We’ll see.
Goodnight. Work tomorry.
Couple really good vids on the ONT:
The “Stormtrooper – vs – FWPD, and the “People Are Awesome”.
The federal employees who helped the sue and settle folks should get punished. Total asset forfeiture and lengthy jail terms would be a good start.
wow, these apple earbuds are really good.
Abba never sounded so alive!
Did you drill your own headphone jack, J’Ames? You can totes for realsies do that.
I must have gotten the special model. It came with a headphone jack already drilled.
You’re the match of Jericho
That will burn this whole madhouse down
And I’ll throw open like the derp, not safe
More like a love that’s a bottle of exquisite stuff, yes
wakey wakey
The current presidential line of succession is fucking scary.
Thankfully that will change on Jan 20
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession
The current president
ial line of successionis fucking scary.Thankfully that will change on Jan 20.
Also true.
These tits are getting stale.
In other news, I got up too early because they changed my schedule but my brain didn’t get the memo and I set my alarm to the old time.
In still other news, we had a 14 degree evening last night. First bad killing cold night. Glad I picked out my garden on Thursday. Now I have buckets of bok choi and turnips and chard and mustard and daikon radish and horseradish on the porch. Gonna cook up the greens and plunge the roots in some damp sawdust. Booyah. I love these brief moments of extreme food security.
Is anybody working on a new poat?
Looks like Jimbro is working on one. Leave mine in draft for some other time.
You are prescient!