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Bonus gif…get a haircut Hank!
Your model for the day was born in Ashland, Kentucky on August 31st, 1991. This of course puts her over the legal limit to grace these hollowed pages, but may raise the ire of a few of our more delicately constructed Hostages. Fear not, I have it on good authority that she is a good person, has a heart of gold, and all the proceeds from her tasteful naked pictures are donated to worthy causes.
She stands 5’4″ at 110 lbs, and measures in at 34DD-24-35. Please stop recording your promos and liners to give a warm welcome to Leanna Decker!
Drink of the week, diet cherry cola.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
good morning BOOBSINTHEFACE!
Early boobs of the red,
Good job Pups!
I am sure all of them are tuckers. No use fighting it.
Oh and from the last poat
There is a word for this I am not remembering. I bought a quart of strawberries and a quart of blueberries last week. I ran all of them through my egg slicer and covered multiple layers with sugar. Wow the juice is awesome.
Macerated? Is that the word I am looking for?
I can assure you in no uncertain terms, based on seconds of image searches, that Leanna Decker is 100% a woman if not a lady.
Wow, Pups.
Macerated? Is that the word I am looking for?
Yes. The sugar makes it wetter and juicier.
(SYWM)
I thought macerating meant chewing.
*thinks of wet and juicy retorts but won’t say them*
Good Morning Mrs Cyn!
Nice job, pupster, you can stay in the house.
I need to hunt around and see if anyone’s done an essay on the “diseases of decadence”. I’m pretty sure no one ought to be forced to pay for Bradley Manning’s estrogen poisoning, but we probably will be. The very idea of “I feel like I’m supposed to be a woman” is something that just doesn’t fly in anything other than a highly-urbanized, declining culture.
I thought macerating meant chewing.
That’s masticating.
Speaking of weird concrete structures, the Crim is in FLint, where I’ve seen this bizarre thing– it looks like a whole rape center, but it’s apparently a fountain. The article says the pump/fountain is working again, but it wasn’t doing anything but looking like a big rape/drug magnet to me.
http://blog.mlive.com/flint-city-beat/2009/08/flint_resident_helps_bring_dow.html
If Manning wants to grow tits and stop shaving, let Assange pay for it. He already looks like a pervert anyway.
Here’s another picture. http://www.flickr.com/photos/flintcvb/4009086540/
Ever thing that Manning is hot for Assange? That’s why he wants to convert?
Morning children. Thanks Pups.
I need to spring for a new computer, all those .gifs gave this one a hernia.
Do you get to run through the water, Car in? That would be refreshing.
Don’t wear your white t-shirt, though.
The fountain wasn’t running. I’ve never seen it running. It’s just this bizarre structure.
Flint is a shithole. Never go there.
Was there ever a time when Flint was not a shithole?
Thanks for the nightmares from the spider gif, pups. I like scaring the dogs.
I go there to run 10 miles and get gator aide. That’s about all it’s good for.
Where the Hell is Rosetta? Has anybody talked to that douche lately?
Probably still cowering from the last time I kicked his ass.
*flexes mighty hunchback*
Yeah. Can’t blame him.
*leis Oso*
http://tinyurl.com/mvoyldo
Was there ever a time when Flint was not a shithole?
Yes, but it was back when Hotspur was just a wee tyke.
I spotted a really big green bean on the plants while watering today and picked it. So I’m standing there watering, and suddenly the bean is roughly yanked from my other hand, which is down by my side. Scared the crap out of me.
Bubba had snuck up behind me. He took the bean away from me and chowed down on it right there.
He’s such a jerkface.
Sorry I laughed, lauraw
Cat’s getting his teeth cleaned today. It’s been an expensive week for him. His lion cut had a little too much mane, so that’s getting trimmed while he’s doped for the cleaning.
He’s lucky he’s well-behaved and friendly.
Walk around Flint late at night and pretend you’re lost.
You’ll be fine. People will help you out.
MJ, that’s Grand Blanc. It’s nearby in the same sense that St. Joseph is nearby Benton Harbor, or Royal Oak is near Detroit.
She seems like a nice ginger.
oh and this X 2…Comment by Cyn on August 22, 2013 10:40 pm
God bless Drudge for making that story front and center. Oh, and Okrah can go fuck herself.
Grand Blanc? I’ve actually been there.
Also, I believe I was attempting something called humor. You might recognize it from the one story you told about the some sort of animal in your barn. That was funny.
See also: Lauraw.
Being lectured by a billionaire about undetectable racism is sort of hilarious.
It’s in the same realm of John Edwards talking for about 20 minutes of he was a self made man, then spending 30 minutes telling everyone that the world is rigged and no one can get ahead.
o/0
Ofra: God this is a racist country.
I SAID MORE PERIGORD BLACK TRUFFLES ON MY WAFFLES!! CHOP CHOP!!!!!
I own this bish.
Flint was an okay place back in the fifties and sixties. The greedy corrupt thugs in the UAW killed it, just like they helped kill Detroit. The jobs left town and the only things left were drugs, crime, and more corruption.
Even Michael Moore won’t go there.
Also, I believe I was attempting something called humor. You might recognize it from the one story you told about the some sort of animal in your barn. That was funny.
Never heard of it, probably something better suited to the cables.
WHEW. I just had quite a workout.
*hangs dog-beatin’ spatula back up on hook*
*stretches*
I was at a funeral a few evenings ago and my friend ran into an old buddy he hadn’t seen in years. They were talking about how my friend had to leave Hartford now, because the South End is not what it used to be.
This old buddy said “someone has to come in and clean up that city and fix it up…”
There it is. There is the whole attitude. “Someone” is going to come along and fix things.
Not the people who, you know, actually live there. We can’t expect them to not throw their trash on the ground, and to not shoot each other, and to feed their own children.
“Someone.” Someone will do it.
When you have that conversation in NM, “Someone” is the “Govt”. Oh, and you have to be willing to pay to make things happen.
MJ??
For Leon. I know it’s a repeat, but you might appreciate it.
C’mon Oso, nothing gets fixed in NM.
Excuse me,
http://tinyurl.com/mymqszj
I started watching Breaking Bad last night.
If I thought I wouldn’t get nailed by government or non-government thugs for the temerity to do so, I’d have bought a bunch of the dead houses on sale for $1000 in Detroit and demolished them so I could start a tree farm there (I wouldn’t eat food grown in Detroit soil, and neither should you).
There’s a reason no one has done this.
Pepe, it still doesn’t stop the crap weasels from begging for more of my money. I miss Gary “Gov Veto” Johnson.
Someone is just another way to say something must be done.
It’s all hat and no cattle.
I’ve been practicing folksy charm for the past few weeks.
*polishes Dolce & Gabbana belt buckle.
We should just let the mexicans have NM back. It’s turning into a democrat shithole.
Hotspur, it’s always been Democratic. It’s why we’re consistently in the bottom 2 or 3 in education, income, etc. We’re near the top in teen pregnancy, and child abuse, so at least there’s that.
Yeah Oso, they do fix some stuff, elections, government contracts…..
We’re all just suckers. $60K to design a rock garden? That’s just a payoff to a friend/donor.
The Demorats are correct in that the system is largely rigged, but they’re the ones doing about 70% of the rigging.
Also,
Hey man, I was born at night, but it wasn’t last night. You know what I mean, man? You know?
*puts on spurs and jangles
MJ, you need to work on your “Folksy” accent. Too grammatical. Needs more mush mouth.
Don’t give up on it Hotspur, the first episode or two are a little slow.
I’m under the impression that Mexico doesn’t cotton much to crap like the NMSC just pulled.
We had a new liquor store open up here a couple years ago. They were only open a month when the sold a winning lotto ticket to an Iraq war vet.
That was pretty cool.
I found out yesterday the drawing was on 11/11/11, Veterans Day.
Nepotism is king in Nuevo Mejico. Doesn’t help when the DoJ shuts down the Gov Fat Ass investigation. You know you’re corrupt in NM, when life-long D-rats are complaining about your corruption. I think it had more to do with Gov Richardson bringing in so many people from out of state instead of filling local pockets.
I spent last week with a guy from Andy’s part of the world and he kind of sounds like Boomhauer. He has a ton of folksy sayings that always make me laugh.
He explained the concept of not trusting the average with this metaphor:
You might have your head in the oven and your feet in the freezer, which means on average you’re doing ok. In reality you ain’t doin’ so fine.
I was in the middle of drawing a bell curve on a white board which I’m sure would have been met with confusion and a 30 minute explanation.
Was lauraw beating the dog because of the first gif?
Eww, another big day on the calender!
We celebrate Ted Kennedy’s 4th year of sobriety.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Read this, MJ?
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2013/08/08/It-s-the-Culture-Stupid-Paint-it-Red
MJ, Taleb uses a similar example in AntiFragile: imagine you’re told that your grandmother will be kept at an average temperature of 70F for two hours. Sounds fine, right? Except the first hour is 0F and the second hour is 140F. It was his illustration that the second derivative is often much more important than the first.
It’s just grandma; what’s the big deal?
Heh. Years ago I rented a house with some rednecks. One day Grampaw was telling me about how he was struggling to stay away while watching a movie.
His words were “I was battin my eyes like a frog in a hail storm”.
I think my favorite is “Busier than a one-armed man in a paper hanging contest”.
I like the son in Breaking Bad. He’s a good actor.
I think we watched three episodes. It’s getting good.
The part I missed is why a public school teacher doesn’t have health insurance that will cover his treatment.
That can’t be normal in New Mexico.
The guy we called Grampaw was a lot like Si on Duck Dynasty.
Good times.
My school teaching family members have great benefits. School teachers are very well paid in NM, when you compare their salaries and benefits packages to the people whose taxes are paying them.
The part I missed is why a public school teacher doesn’t have health insurance that will cover his treatment.
It helps forward the teachers don’t get paid meme. Plus his job at the carwash.
Like he couldn’t get a job at a chemical company.
Still like the show, though.
I think he’s trying to set up his family financially if he dies, HS.
Not necessarily just for the out of pocket expenses. At one point he goes through how much he needs and tracks to that number.
I only know dichos. Los menos burros, mas elotes.
We have several teachers that cashier at Sam’s Club.
20 years ago the average salary for working in my HS was around 100K.
Part of that was administrators, but still.
When I was in elementary school my teachers had summer jobs.
My science teacher painted houses.
My science teacher is still a HVAC contractor. He’s over 80.
I think for many people doing physical labor is considered demeaning. I find that weird.
They find physical labor demeaning, then pay to join a gym to do exercises. Even hire people to come in and make them exercise.
Even weirder.
I used to judge people based on what they did for living.
Not any more.
TFG pimping college educations for all; Mike Rowe fighting with people online that demean physical labor. Good times.
Mike Rowe is doing great work with his new foundation. Not everyone needs to go to college.
Plumbers will be making more than doctors.
Obamacare should cover plumbing.
If you like your plumber, you can keep your plumber.
Unless his name is Joe.
*subsidizes blog so it makes money
Cute redhead. Too bad she has the FUPA tattoos. Significantly distracts from teh hotness.
Regarding Flint: a buddy of mine is an infantry officer, with deployments to Iraq, and the closest he’s ever come to being shot was outside a White Castle in Flint.
Most of the places I’ve been, new teachers get paid shit. You have to work for several years before you get enough seniority and perks.
Huh. We have 4.5M hits.
You think we can get to 5M by the Tejas meat face? It would be nice to surpass Irritable Bowel.
TFG pimping college educations for all; Mike Rowe fighting with people online that demean physical labor. Good times.
College =/= educated. God forbid that you be a plumber or an electrician and read Victor Hugo or listen to Bach.
Was just talking to beasnette about her dorm not having many freshman this year. Told her, her dorm is soooo mature (actually it’s known for nerds).
Her take on college kids –
“…you come in as a freshman thinking you’re all that and mature and then you realize all you want to do is take naps and color…”
You have to work for several years before you get enough seniority and perks.
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See also: Life.
“…you come in as a freshman thinking you’re all that and mature and then you realize all you want to do is take naps and color…”
That’s life in general. You’re always the low man on someone’s totem pole, and you’re always looking back going, “I had it pretty good back then…”
Most of the places I’ve been, new teachers get paid shit. You have to work for several years before you get enough seniority and perks.
No sympathy.
About 25 years ago, I taught at a Catholic school. My starting pay was 12.7k – I think insurance was available to purchase. My peers in public school were starting at 24k with basic bennies paid for.
Comment by MJ on August 23, 2013 12:13 pm
You have to work for several years before you get enough seniority and perks.
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See also: Life.
Oh yeah, I’m not denying that. It’s just kind of annoying when discussing teacher salary that people don’t seem to distinguish between what the twenty year teacher is making and the third year teacher.
Wanna guess whose school performed as good as the best of them?
I used to take my coloring books and crayons to the duck pond at UNM. Wasn’t hard to get people to stop and color.
Oh yeah, I’m not denying that. It’s just kind of annoying when discussing teacher salary that people don’t seem to distinguish between what the twenty year teacher is making and the third year teacher.
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Oh, yeah. We’re on the same page. It’s just that your page is retarded.
*sniffs*
Flame War?
Yeah, my daughter and her high school teammates used to unwind by ordering a pizza, watching a move, and coloring.
College – same thing. It’s a dry campus and her dorm has quite a few international students….and nerds. Playing fantasy card games takes precedence over boozing, which they can’t afford.
I was tryin’.
My take home pay my first year in the Army was about $400 a month. No strong desire to color, but damn could I nap.
It occurred to me the other day that having Biden as VP is proof that the Dems are more afraid of Americans than they are of foreigners.
Public school teacher salaries whether it be first year or twentieth…I fart in their general directions.
Compared to parochial school teachers, whose students perform as good as or better than……public school deserves not one tear.
WTF is a “dry campus?”
I think teachers are overpaid, starting or otherwise. Librarians have it even easier than teachers.
No booze on campus. We had one too. You just had to be creative.
I was tryin’.
Well, it is kinda hard to take you seriously when you have a dead mouse head for an avatard.
My E-3 pay in 1968 was $137.70/mo.
But we got free clothes, food, and a big fucking yacht.
*begins new career search to become a librarian on a non-dry (wet?) college campus*
My E-1 pay in ’67 was $108/Mo…
My dad’s first pay rate was $2.35 an hour as a tech at the company I work for now.
It was a pretty big increase from his Navy pay.
My pay bucking hay in the summer was a smack in the face for not getting the bales to the 7th level on the first throw, you fucking weakling!
I made $1.90 an hr at Target to start. $2.10 when I became a “Touch Key Specialist” on the register. I actually made more money babysitting.
My first job was chewing broken glass to make organic looking Swarovski crystals for Oprah.
If I complained I had to wash her knickers.
Knickers might be raciss.
>Checks his 64 pack of crayons< Those bewbs aren't red!
Washing knickers? LUXURY!
We couldn’t afford knickers… we just had ickers.
Back from squatz. Wha’d I miss?
My first job was chewing broken glass to make organic looking Swarovski crystals for Oprah.
If I complained I had to wash her knickers.
With your mouth.
My first job was chewing broken glass to make organic looking Swarovski crystals for Oprah.
If I complained I had to wash her knickers.
At least it wasn’t her knockers.
Back from squatz. Wha’d I miss?
A mattress repairman knocked on Car in’s door and she answered wearing a wet snuggie.
I realized that I have absolutely nothing planned for tomorrow, and that my wife will be out of the house photographing a wedding.
So:
8am: cup of coffee
9am: weighted walk, 36#, 4 mile
11am: cup of coffee
1130am: mow lawn
2pm: cocktails, naptime
6pm: epic carb re-feed, nap #2
*High fives the Pup*
Red on the head, fire in the hole in one is one of the hardest things to achieve on the golf course.
Moooo
Great. A soul-stealing ginger.
*carefully hides soul under the mattress.
Good job, pupster.
heh, an engineer with no plans…
Crap, didn’t realize there were some gifs in there.
*looks for soul under mattress
Dammit, Pupster!!!
Oh, great. Now Ace is posting spatula pics.
QUIT STEALING H2 SCHTICK, ASSHOLE!!!
is @RickTempest ace?
I wonder what xbrad’s mom thinks of this shameless hackery.
http://is.gd/j7FYTg
I wonder what xbrad’s mom thinks of this shameless hackery.
I dunno. J’ames, did she say anything to you this morning when she left?
J’ames, si. Chelsea Tempest is an ewok name.
heh, an engineer with no plans…
As you can see, I made some. I might even do them.
Hahahahahahaha
Ace is funny!
Comment by osoloco11 on August 23, 2013 12:39 pm
I think teachers are overpaid, starting or otherwise. Librarians have it even easier than teachers.
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My friend’s wife is a school librarian. She’s always pulling the “We’re overworked and underpaid BS”
Comment by leoncaruthers on August 23, 2013 1:28 pm
I realized that I have absolutely nothing planned for tomorrow, and that my wife will be out of the house photographing a wedding.
So:
9am: weighted walk, 36#, 4 mile
Why not 37#?
I should get a job teaching math just so I can report all the abuses of the union from the inside.
And take summers off.
Greetings, clock-watchers.
WTF is a “dry campus?”
One that is not excited to see you?
Front yard: three 700 lb boulders today arrived for placement. Two will be cemented in and pinned with steel to future concrete steps.
I think I crossed streams over at Ace’s. MMBS and Michael J Fox.
Hi Sean.
Been listening to Death Cab for Cutie. Pretty good stuff.
It occurred to me the other day that having Biden as VP is proof that the Dems are more afraid of Americans than they are of foreigners.
This needs to be broadcast (and explained, if needed) to Americans far, wide, and often.
BTW, I have no concept of a “dry campus”. Both schools I went to had a pub right on the grounds.
It occurred to me the other day that having Biden as VP is proof that the Dems are more afraid of Americans than they are of foreigners.
I thought it was proof God has a gallows sense of humor.
So why did they try to stick a white penis on Oprah’s dress. Does she secretly not enjoy the black man peen?
MOAR DRAWN BUTTER!
–Stuff Oprah said, Vol II
It’s been a productive day.
http://is.gd/Hw21qi
Okrah was not into ~any~ kind of peen.
Hi Sean.
Been listening to Death Cab for Cutie. Pretty good stuff.
Honestly, that’s one of those bands whose name has prejudiced me against giving them a shot. I’ll have to pull up some of their stuff and take a listen.
It’s been a productive day.
This is not what I’d exactly call productive, MJ.
Apparently mentioning that Ben Affleck is good looking is grounds for termination at the other site.
Damn.
I believe all Swiss luxury handbag stores should be staffed by rodeo clowns.
This is a safe place to voice your love for Ben Affleck. No explanations necessary.
*writes Mrs. Cyn Affleck in diary 27 times*
Apparently mentioning that Ben Affleck is good looking is grounds for termination at the other site.
Well, at least you didn’t say he was a good actor.
*writes Mrs. Cyn
AffleckAflak in diary 27 times*FTFY
I’m not fan, but JLo? That’s must be some pretty serious shit. I mean, I think he wore make up and was in one of her videos.
Well done, sir.
Act? Ha! Affleck can’t do anything but just be pretty. And that’s very very okay.
*flips to back of diary and scribbles whilst glaring at AD*
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m relieved the sequester hasn’t prevented Obama from sponsoring a White House round table next month on bisexual discrimination.
“I believe all Swiss luxury handbag stores should be staffed by rodeo clowns.”
Nominates GO for a very important award of some sort.
I’m not sure there’s anything I like more than watching one of the hostages wade into the shit at ace’s. It’s hilarious.
The reactions go from 1 to Eleventy in like 2 seconds.
Notre Dame accepts illegals, and will provide them financial aid. I assume they have some football recruits that can’t get visas. Just reading between the lines here.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/23/notre-dame-begin-accepting-illegal-immigrants/
sponsoring a White House round table next month on bisexual discrimination.
Or spending $2 billion on helping Mexico with it’s border. It’s SOUTHERN border.
Before Ben got his teeth capped, I was mesmerized by his small teeth and his gumline. I couldn’t even stay focused on story, because all I could see were small teeth and huge gums.
The NSA prepares its state of the art facilities.
Before Ben got his teeth capped, I was mesmerized by his small teeth and his gumline. I couldn’t even stay focused on story, because all I could see were small teeth and huge gums.
It’s like he kept a goosefish in his mouth.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m relieved the sequester hasn’t prevented Obama from sponsoring a White House round table next month on bisexual discrimination.
I’m still not sure precisely what issues bisexuals would have that were not covered by gays or straights.
I liked Ben in Armageddon. I thought he made a good foil for Bruce Willis’ character. He was also good in “Extract” as a drugged out weirdo / hippie.
I’m still not sure precisely what issues bisexuals would have that were not covered by gays or straights.
You are not fooling anybody, “Alex”.
Pepe, I won’t be going to Mass on 9/8 because the Church is pushing Amnesty that day.
I’m still not sure precisely what issues bisexuals would have that were not covered by gays or straights.
Your lack of awareness clearly demonstrates that you are a H8R. You see, being bisexual means they suffer twice the hateful, bigoted discrimination of gays and straights. It’s a twofer of H8.
The one good thing about Armageddon is that Morgan Freeman was not president.
There will be a slew of movies in which the president will be a woman over the next few years.
Conditioning the LIVs.
A lesbian president.
Comment by Pupster on August 23, 2013 2:49 pm
You are not fooling anybody, “Alex”.
Ahem, I wish to be referred to by my preferred gender identity, “Pretty Princess Anastasia, Heir to the throne of the Neptunian People”.
The correct pronouns are ‘Fyr’ and ‘Zli’.
For you history buffs, it seems we are ruled by Black Nixon, I’m beginning to sense we have a modern day Diocletian.
Diocletian separated and enlarged the empire’s civil and military services and reorganized the empire’s provincial divisions, establishing the largest and most bureaucratic government in the history of the empire… Building on third-century trends towards absolutism, he styled himself an autocrat, elevating himself above the empire’s masses with imposing forms of court ceremonies and architecture. Bureaucratic and military growth, constant campaigning, and construction projects increased the state’s expenditures and necessitated a comprehensive tax reform. From at least 297 on, imperial taxation was standardized, made more equitable, and levied at generally higher rates.
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Altogether, Diocletian effected a large increase in the number of bureaucrats at the government’s command; Lactantius was to claim that there were now more men using tax money than there were paying it.
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He introduced an extensive new tax system based on heads (capita) and land (iuga) and tied to a new, regular census of the empire’s population and wealth.
That last item sounds a lot like the taxamandate.
Are y’all happy we will be paying for Hasan’s three hots and a cot until the day he dies of Obamacare?
Judicial Watch obtained Defense Department training materials on Friday that described conservative and civil liberties organizations as “hate groups.”
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Under a section labeled “Extremist Ideologies” the document states, “In U.S. history, there are many examples of extremist ideologies and movements. The colonists who sought to free themselves from British rule and the Confederate states who sought to secede from the Northern states are just two examples.”
Wow! The Founding Founders were extremists. Good to know. I bet one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter.
Why not 37#?
All right, just because you said that, I’ll up it to 38.
I’m sure that training material includes in its “conservative hate groups” all of the “conservative” Islamic groups as well (do I need to add the /sarc tag?)
‘Cuz the Islamic definition of “conservative” is the ones who want hard-core Sharia law.
All right, just because you said that, I’ll up it to 38.
Douglas Adams suggests you raise it to 42.
Doug is dead, GO.
Well no wonder he wants to go to Washington.
Doug is dead, GO.
So am I, but that doesn’t stop me from bloviating.
Also, 42# would be heavier.
Lauraw made me laugh at the HQ, I scared MaryAnn, she scraped my leg with her cone when she jumped. Convoluted payback for laughing at Bubba and the Bean.
Well no wonder he wants to go to Washington
http://t.co/voNjG3XD5v
DO NOT MAKE GEORGE ORWELL LAUGH.
Well no wonder he wants to go to Washington
http://t.co/voNjG3XD5v
HAHAHA! Some of those gifs were ♪aaawwweee-soommmme♫
The things linked at Insty are always enlightening.
a recent study found that the average penis size is about 5.56 inches (14.12 centimeters), but there is considerable variability — with the smallest penis in that study measuring 1.6 inches (4 cm) and the largest sizing up at 10.3 inches (26.2 cm).
By contrast, most condoms sold in the United States average 7 inches (17.7 cm) long, are a few inches bigger than the average penis and come in just a few standardized sizes. The biggest standard condoms are 8.32 inches (21 cm) long.
Guess his party affiliation. Go on, bet you can’t guess
Guess his party affiliation. Go on, bet you can’t guess
Rainbow party?
Lemon party?
I just discovered that in the weepy race grievance flick “The Butler,” Dwight Eisenhower is played by Robin Williams. I didn’t know The Onion was making movies.
Tupperware party?
It’s not really a party without amyl nitrate.
Gaaah. Trying to take pics of new knives. Cameras hate and mock me. Use a pretty blue background, take pics. Load onto computer. WTF??? background comes out grayish purple, and knife looks like dog vomit. Delete pictures. Take more pics on every available background. Colors suck in all of them.
Some people can take a pic of a crappy knife with a cheap cell phone. Looks great, way better than the actual knife. I spend hours getting everything just right, take a pic. Looks like a Pakistani kid’s first attempt.
FU photography.
Comment by George Orwell on August 23, 2013 3:56 pm
It’s not really a party without amyl nitrate.
Yay qualuudes.
There’s a few good apps out there for the iPhone or Android that will allow you to edit and create pictures that look professional.
Happy BBF, cretins!
FU photography.
Amen to that. I have learned to speak very nicely to my camera or my pics will look like crap.
Sell your knives in Pakistan.
Happy BRBHF, MCPO!
It’s not really a party without amyl nitrate.
How is that still available. Isn’t it a possible precursor to meth?
“Looking for Mr. Goodbar” still freaks me out.
Rant time:
Kid with a bad fracture is cursed with parents who believe in “energy healing”. Broke it 12 days ago and they’ve been dancing around with another doc south of us who finally threw his hands up and referred him to us. My partner teed the kid up for surgery today and while they were waiting for it to begin they fed him a banana and gave him water. Then they decided to leave while he was doing another case. This child will have a horrible result as a result. DHS is now involved. Energy Healing.
/rant off.
Nice bewbs and gifs Pups.
Time to get the hell out of the hospital and head up to camp. I need to chill the fuck out. Some fracking people make me homicidal.
Great MJ, except I have a 10 year old, 3rd hand, flip phone that I can barely use. I can only work the camera accidentally. No idea how to take or share a photo.
Sorry, Jimbro. Try and have a good wknd anyway.
Sorry Jimbro. Stupid parents.
Call me nutso but I thought food and drink before surgery was a no no?
I think I’m right cause I heard that 4 fuckin times last year.
I don’t think the parents’ problem is that they believe in ‘energy healing.’ I think the problem is that they are fucking idiots.
$ .02
In a non-energy healing world, food and drink before surgery is still nuts. Even water and ‘nanners.
Doesn’t the President have to have congressional approval to give Mexico 2 billion dollars?
And, really, WTFF?
They were probably worried it would get amputated, because the reimbursement rates are better.
7 – 11 tonight
1 – 10 tomorrow and Sunday.
stupid weekend.
DHS is now involved
Good.
Stupid, stupid parents.
Sexual Healing
/Marvin Gaye
We should schedule a concussion for that guy.
Vis-vis “The Butler”:
Whiny black bullshit is getting a wee bit tiring these days
Or just maybe 50 years of it is getting tiresome
Jimbro
Im sure the anesthesiologist was thrilled to know that they fed the kid right before general
The blacks finally have their trump card (ultimate race card): White Privilege.
No matter what you say or do, you oppress them because you are white. It’s that simple. You have white privilege.
I wonder if tazering the parents could be Jimbro’s definition of energy healing.
Man, this sales shit is easy!
Just got my first ad sale for the station today.
Steve Martin bought an ad? Awesome!
Steve Martin bought an ad? Awesome!
jerk.
Hahaha
No matter what you say or do, you oppress them because you are white. It’s that simple. You have white privilege.
Calling it out is a terrible mistake, IMO. It’s only a few steps from being told you have white privilege to asking why you have it, and going from there to white pride is not many more steps, and that will not end well for the people decrying “privilege”.
I kind of have white privilege, since I’m the world’s whitest mexican and no one knows that I’m hispanic unless I tell them. Viva La Raza!!!
I don’t think the parents’ problem is that they believe in ‘energy healing.’ I think the problem is that they are fucking idiots.
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Quite!
http://is.gd/sE26P7
Fort Hood shooter quilty on all counts.
The military will hopefully see fit to still apply the death penalty.
Can we now change it from workplace violence to an act of terror?
Who’s writing the twitter tag H2 these days?
The H2 @TheH2
It’s like all these murderers totally missed that Great National Conversation On Race or something.
3:56 PM – 23 Aug 2013
That’s good.
Congrats on the sale, Wiser!
Sorry you had to deal with dumbass parents, Jimbro. We have the ones here who believe in homeopathy, which reminds me of
That’s Andy.
>> We have the ones here who believe in homeopathy
When I lived in Alabama that was illegal and shit
Laura quietly walked up to me a little while ago and whispered “get your gun”.
That means fat bastard is in the yard.
I quietly get it, sneak up to a window and slowly pull back the blind to see where he is.
He looks directly at me and runs into the bushes.
Who’s writing the twitter tag H2 these days?
Andy mostly tweets there. Mostly.
Have you considered a live trap, Scott?
Well shit. The boy fell in love with a girl, and she’s trash. Manipulative, high maintenance, lazy. Really, really bad. We’ve tried talking to him, but he’s “in love”, so that trumps all. Can see the wreck coming, but can’t do anything to stop it. Fucking depressing.
Those of you with older kids, feel free to chime in with advice, I could use some.
from drudge:
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2013/08/22/81-sickened-by-guinea-pig-meat-at-ecuadorian-fest/
any gettes mia?
Afternoon.
I have in the past, and caught everything but him.
I’ll try again.
How many?????
Today I prepped a bunch of stuff to build Monday.
Might be a lesson he’s got to learn for himself, Pepe. Unless he knocks her up or lends her money, he’ll get through it.
OTOH, you could just point out repeatedly that he could do better.
Also we had a SUPER FUN! SURPRISE! meeting this morning.
Here’s a pop quiz: What does Manufacturing Facilities Consolidation mean?
Usually means layoffs.
The first thing Leon said. The more you talk against people, the more stubborn people get. So, I’ve heard.
If he’s headed to college or basic training anytime soon, he’ll forget her. Fast.
Partial credit for Scott. Plant closure. I have somewhere between two and ten months to find a new job.
If he’s headed to college or basic training anytime soon, he’ll forget her. Fast.
Unless he comes home from Basic and marries her.
That sucks, Jewstin. Any thoughts? Sticking around the area?
Sorry, Jew. Good luck on the job hunt.
You can also collect unemployment for 117 months.
Worky worky.
Meh. Let him learn for himself pep. It’s the only way.
I did take some measure of vengeance.
At the meeting:
Big Wig: The former VP resigned effective immediately. This is Hatchet Man who will be in charge of the transition.
Some time later:
*Boss G and Hatchet Man are standing on the street in front of my area with their backs turned*
Me: Pssst!! C! S! Watch this! *Air hammers steel rivet*
Hatchet Man: *Shits pants. Starts to run*
Boss G: *Grabs Hatchet Man* NO! It’ okay. He’s okay. You’re okay. We’ll move, you keep riveting.
Us: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
C: That man thought you had an AK up in here.
S: STOP! I’m peeing.
(Disclaimer: He may not have actually shit. But it was a close thing.)
I agree with Dave. You’ll want to grin and bear it, and bide your time.
Unless he comes home from Basic and marries her.
It’s a risk, sure, but the chances she cheats on him while he’s gone are in your favor. His drill sergeant is going to tell him she cheated on him anyhow, and it’ll probably be true. Doubt sown, distance gained, it’s a good time for things to fracture.
It’s a risk, sure, but the chances she cheats on him while he’s gone are in your favor. His drill sergeant is going to tell him she cheated on him anyhow, and it’ll probably be true. Doubt sown, distance gained, it’s a good time for things to fracture.
Of course she’ll cheat on him. But that’s just because they’re going through a rough patch in their relationship. He went away, he didn’t write enough, he didn’t marry her before he left so she’d know how much he loves her.
I do plan on sticking around here. There’s work here. I just don’t like job hunting.
Alex, if he believes that, he’ll get what he deserves. Must be the only kid in his generation with low self esteem, though.
Bwahahahaha! Good move, Jewstin with the riveting. Good luck with the job hunt.
http://tinyurl.com/lpy3q4o
Good luck with the job search, Jewstin.
Trust me, getting a job is a cinch.
Hell, I’ve got 4!
Thanks all. I should think I’ll be fine. It could have been much worse. They’re keeping everybody informed, and everybody will get 60 days notice of termination.
I think I’ll take my air hammer with me when I go. That thing is all sorts of useful.
Have air hammer, will travel
oso es “La Guera”
Yeah, he met her at college. I’m hoping for a big fight. She’s a bitch, and treats him like crap, so we have a chance. His friends don’t like her. Just hope he comes through it okay.
Good luck with job hunting Jewstin. At least they told you ahead of time. I know people who showed up to work 2 days after Christmas to find the gates locked. Total surprise. Management said they didn’t want to spoil Christmas for everybody.
>>>I think I’ll take my air hammer with me when I go. That thing is all sorts of useful.
I hear they’re great for banging…
>>>Just hope he comes through it okay.
Everybody dates one crazy bitch. The hope is you learn the warning signs
peps, I have come to learn that there are three types of business in this world:
1. My business
2. God’s business
3. None of my damn business
I suspect your son’s relationship falls into one of the latter two categories.
I’d post something but I’m too busy organizing that lynch mob which is after poor Mayor Filner.
Evenin’. Is this the Filner Fan Club meeting?
No, this is McCarthyites Against Filner. You want to go down the hall and it’s right next to the ladies’ room.
Evenin’. Is this the Filner Fan Club meeting?
You’ll know if you understand our secret handshake. I must remind you it involves drooling, and self-pity.
I propose the Birchers For Lynching Filner align with the McCarthyites Against Filner to form a more powerful Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Against Free Love.
Bob Filner and Amanda Marcotte ought to go out on a date. Sparks would fly… sparks of incandescent romance, fueled by ideological purity and social disgrace!
Filner Fan Coup
Bob Filner and Amanda Marcotte ought to go out on a date.
Your mere suggestion is the moral equivalent of rape.
Surely if Oprah can get a Medal of Freedom for being rich and black, Bob Filner can get a Medal for standing up to evil Republican lynch mobs, trying to destroy the good works performed by The Mayor of Love.
Recently it was reported 81% of San Diegans wanted Filner to resign. It is amazing Filner worked as long and hard as he did for his Democrat party in a city clearly 81% Republican.
No no no, you guys have it all bassackwards. Pepe, reverse psychology on the boy; tell him that she’s perfect and offer to let her move in. He’ll be done with her in a week, two tops.
Your mere suggestion is the moral equivalent of rape.
Filner isn’t interested in mere equivalents. He’s a man interested in the real thing: results.
I heard a rumor that Filner, Spitzer, Weiner, and John Edwards are opening a halfway house for battered women. Auditions for admission begin next week with the swimsuit competition.
*bings images for Helen Thomas in a swimsuit to submit*
Did anybody distance themselves from anybody else’s film adaptation of their work today?
Huh, they sure distanced themselves from this poat, or Weirdpuss is acting up again.
Cyn has it right Pepe, no relationship can stand up to parental approval.
I actually clicked on all the links.
There’s ten minutes of my life I’ll never get back again.
Good job pups.
http://tinyurl.com/cfdobkg
Maybe it was something I said. Meanwhile…
First Level of Weirdness: Having an unattended little kid try to strike up a conversation with you while you’re standing at a urinal.
Second Level of Weirdness: He’s saying odd, vaguely racial stuff about Chinese people–i.e. “they have disguises.”
Third Level of Weirdness: He’s Asian.
Parental approval wouldn’t help at all. The boy isn’t rebellious. We’re taking a hands off approach and hoping for the best.
Nah, SeaM. He’s a Hong Konger making fun of the Chinese in their tweedy, threadbare suit.
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska . He was cruising along the campground in the
‘Popemobile’ when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing ‘Go Sarah’ shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a
.44 magnum slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions!” he proudly proclaimed. “I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now
I’ve seen with my own eyes that this is not true.”
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, “Who was that guy ?”
“Dude, that was the Pope,” another replied. “He’s in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all kinds of wisdom.”
“Well,” the logger said, “he may have a lot of wisdom, but he doesn’t know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is our bait still alive or do we need to go back to California and get another
one…?”
From my e-mail…
http://tinyurl.com/kzrrbq7
>>>I actually clicked on all the links.
Someone needs to tell Dave about Hover Hand
http://tinyurl.com/ky9824s
I only worked 8 hours today. It was like I was on vacation!
My 6 sections were submitted and the PM took me out to lunch. I had Malaysian food for lunch. I have never had Malay before. It is kind of a fusion of Chinese, Thai, and Indian. (Dots like Tushar)
After lunch I had a heart attack! The job I started on today was scheduled for the design to be done today!
I was prepared to work all weekend but the PM said It was no big deal, the client has made 10 additional changes and we pushed back the due day by 2 months, so If I design it in 2 weeks we will be 1.5 months ahead.
The client is a long time one that is a household name. Well he was but he died, his company continues.
Wow the mayor of seattle sure is stupid.
Stolen from “Roughcoat” at Wretchards:
Hesiod, writing in the seventh-sixth century BC, lamented a similar state of affairs:
Far-seeing Zeus then made another race,
The fifth who now live on the fertile earth.
I wish I were not of this race, that I
Had died before, or had not yet been born.
This is the race of iron. Now, by day,
Men work and grieve unceasingly; by night,
They waste away and die. The gods will give
Harsh burdens, but will mingle in some good.
Zeus will destroy this race of mortal men,
When babies shall be born with greying hair.
Father will have no common bond with son
Neither will guest with host, nor friend with friend
The brother-love of past days will be gone. . . .
Men will destroy the towns of other men.
The just, the good, the man who keeps his word
Will be despised, but men will praise the bad
And insolent. Might will be right and shame
Will cease to be. Men will do injury
To better men by speaking crooked words
And adding lying oathes, and everywhere
Harsh-voiced and sullen-faced and loving harm,
Envy will walk along with wretched men.
Politics/America today…
Chris killed my 10 min poat streak.
My niece is still in the hospital on anti labor meds. She went in at 20 weeks having contractions. She will be at 30 weeks Monday.
I gave her my amazon password so she can watch free stuff while she lays in her hospital bed.
Amazon’s algorithm for suggestions has me as a very confused man, who watches chick flicks and wears dresses, but reads science fiction, and is in college.
Stupid Amazon
The SpecOps team in Bengahzi has had the perps in the crosshairs several times, but has never been allowed by the WH to pull the trigger. They’re coming home, and the killers go free.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/08/23/team-involved-in-tracking-benghazi-suspects-pulling-out-sources-say/
So it goes…
Crap. I am going to miss Breaking Bad this week.
Scott,
I’ve never seen a single episode of “Breaking Bad”. I’m gonna wait until it’s done and then buy the whole thing.
I’m always ‘late to the table’…
>>>Crap. I am going to miss Breaking Bad this week.
I’m DVRing it. You’re welcome to come over Monday and watch it with me.
Amazon’s algorithm for suggestions has me as a very confused man, who watches chick flicks and wears dresses, but reads science fiction, and is in college.
Every few months, it suggests one of those creepy horse masks for me. I don’t even want to know.
>>>I’m gonna wait until it’s done and then buy the whole thing.
I kinda like having to wait between episodes.
Let’s me mull over what I just saw.
Honestly the best TV show I’ve ever watched.
Thanks. I might take you up on that.
I found the first 5 seasons on the intertubes for free and watched about 4 episodes a night until I finished.
I worked, slept and watched Breaking Bad for about a week.
Laura wasn’t pleased.
>>>Thanks. I might take you up on that.
SQUEEEEEEE!!! Breaking Bad viewing party!!!!
*fluffs pillows
>>>Laura wasn’t pleased
*snicker
If you plan to do this, I won’t watch it until you get here.
It will suck, having to wait, but I’m willing to make the sacrifice for you, buddy
She watched one episode and quit.
>>>She watched one episode and quit.
Yeah, wiserbride watched a couple and gave up.
I tell her about what’s happening, but she pretends to be interested.
Too dark for them, I guess.
Not enough vampires.
>>>Not enough vampires.
But she loved The Sopranos.
Must be too deep for the wimmens…
>>>Not enough vampires.
But she loved The Sopranos.
Now who’s being naive?
“Not enough vampires.”
But, Does Walt “sparkle”, at least?
Sigh…
>>>But, Does Walt “sparkle”, at least?
Kind of…..
But I’ve said too much…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5HlOd6o4SI
I’ve looked at the picture of Barry S. up in the header. There’s NO WAY he’s anything other than a rump ranger … NO WAY!
County Clerks in Dona Ana and Santa Fe counties have started giving marriage licenses to same sex couples; evil Republican legislators are trying to shut them down.
…and I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you meddling Republicans and your pesky Rule of Law!
Poor Cyn.
http://tinyurl.com/lsztlc7
Don Enrique respected Pablo.