Big Bewbs Forever

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Also, most of the images are gifs, so this poat is mammary intensive, please update your RAM or go directly to the comments.

Hello, litter-mates; and welcome to Big Boob Friday. My name is Pupster, and I’ll be your host. MJ has been granted some time to pursue other interests, for just pennies a day, you can keep this happening.

Things are really busy for me at work, so I’m going to try and keep this poat Leon.

I’ve really got to get me one of those green body suits.

I didn’t write this song.

Your model for today was born a female, which is nice for a change, in Jackson, that state up north, in 1992. She has graced these pages before and hits the beach at 5’10”, 33-25-36. I dig her. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kate Upton gifs:

Self awareness is teh sexy.

You’re cool, I’m out.

423 Comments

  1. Best Kate Upton poat so far.

  2. Certainly the best one so far today.

  3. I don’t think she even lifts, dude.

  4. HAM

  5. She’s got burps comin outta her prow!

  6. Dost thou even hoist?

  7. bewbs before noon?

    It just isn’t done.

  8. Boobist.

  9. Mr. TiFW says “Thank you!”

    I gotta go pop a couple of Dramamine……

    (Nicely done, Puppeh – good boy! ♥♥♥)

  10. Tears I was laughing so hard pups.

    Your award:

  11. *calls pet store, asks if they have any geckos in stock*

  12. Titays! Thanks Pupster, and well done.

  13. One of my favorites was MJ’s interests.

  14. Thanks Pups.

  15. HAHAHA….The internet is awesome:

    http://tinyurl.com/awlmylg

  16. Nice work pupster, we’ll let you stay.

  17. I was wondering where you’ve been, Jay.

    *checks file for sex reassignment surgery.

    Oh.

  18. Mare, third grade…nailing it:

    http://tinyurl.com/d8ab8rg

  19. Superb job, Puppeh. It makes me fall out of my chair laughing that Kate has taken the modeling world by storm and she didn’t pay her dues. Bahahah!

  20. I don’t understand why people are shitting bricks just because they were fed horse meat.

    Ever seen how MacDonald’s hamburgers and chicken nuggets are processed?

  21. *checks file for sex reassignment surgery.

    Oh.

    Hi Jaymie!

  22. I don’t understand why people are shitting bricks just because they were fed horse meat.

    http://bit.ly/WMS44G

  23. Shut your Chardonnay hole, Hotspur.

  24. I have ZERO motivation today. You will all pay the price.

  25. I like Kate Upton. She seems to enjoy herself, and not consider modeling on a level with curing cancer.

  26. 40 is not gonna look good on Miss Upton.

  27. Her elbows aren’t getting any sharper.

  28. You will all pay the price.

    Don’t push it, MCPO, or you’ll get the newspaper too: this is day two of my dog moving kitchen chairs to get at the York Peppermint Patties at the center of the table and eating them. My patience is pretttttty thin.

  29. My patience is pretttttty thin.

    Just like the peppermint patty!

  30. Her elbows aren’t getting any sharper.

    She has elbows??

  31. Just like the peppermint patty!

    Bingo!

    I just called hubby to tell him what Sparky had done ~again, wrapper and all~ and he says, “I guess we shouldn’t leave them on the table anymore.” I’m married to a fucking rocket surgeon.

  32. My daughter is the same age.

    *does that frowny mom look*

  33. There could be a lot of money in fucking rocket surgery.

  34. Maybe you can borrow Laura’s spatula, Cyn.

  35. How come meteors don’t hit bad things. Like D.C.?

  36. I have to admire your dog’s ambition.

  37. “what Sparky had done ~again, wrapper and all”

    The heart wants what the heart wants.

  38. At least your puppeh didn’t eat your underpants. A friend of ours has had his dog in surgery twice to remove said garment from it’s stomach. Dumbest dog EVER!

  39. Actually, if it weren’t for our friend’s wife, he would have put it to sleep.

  40. Dammit, you people are making me laugh (and that’s a good thing/needed that)!

  41. >> The heart wants what the heart wants.

    Especially if what the heart wants has boobs.

  42. Has anyone told Mare that the Obama’s will be taking separate, expensive weekend vacations this weekend?

    Him to Florida, her (and chillens) to Aspen.

  43. Kwame Kilpatrick’s attorney quoted Martin Luther King in the closing arguments for his trail.

    Heh.

  44. Kilpatrick should be exiled to Detro. . . oh, never mind.

  45. http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/page/3/

  46. Cyn, my lab used to scout out the counters so I stacked pots and pans about 4 feet high at the edge. I only had to do it once, his paws never left the floor after that.

  47. Excellent Pupster and awesome links. You win your choice of a drone strike or a drone medal.

    Also All Hail SMOD and his meteorite minions.

  48. ba haa haaa haaa … scott. I can imagine that.

  49. I’m going to try that, Scott. Thanks.

  50. Meteor should have hit Iceland.

    http://www.newser.com/story/162817/iceland-moves-to-ban-all-online-porn.html

  51. Fucking rocket surgery
    Is fucking a noun, verb, adjective, or?

  52. Yes.

  53. Vmax, I neither know or care. I’m just disappointed that the meteor missed flying up Reid and Pelosi’s ass.

  54. Kate F’n Upton. Well played Pup. Well. Played.

    *claps

    OK, that may sound like clapping,… but it’s not. IYKWIMAITTYD

  55. Z.iii) All of the above

  56. HI RICH!

  57. If anybody wanted to watch the assroid live: http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl2

  58. Surgery with rockets must be exciting

    Well then, my flight is booked and the F2F is confirmed for Wed.

  59. No way am I clicking on that, Cyn. I can’t stand to even hear his voice.

  60. Don’t die in a fiery crash, Vman.

  61. YAY VMAX!!!!!

    Don’t forget to pack underwear.

  62. Also, when going through TSA at the airport, be sure to yell loudly, “TOUCH MY MONKEY!!”

  63. I’ll bet Xbad has a fucking rocket next to Dolly

  64. Hear who’s voice, Beasns? There’s no sound to this one: only the sweet, sweet silence of SMOD.

  65. How come meteors don’t hit bad things. Like D.C.?

    strange how we’ve gotten to a point where we feel badly that a meteor hit Russia instead of our own country, huh?

  66. And wear that monkey floatie thingie on your head too, Vman. They like that.

  67. Give ‘em hell, Vman

  68. assroid = the klingon’s mate

    I was trying to be funneh.

  69. 40 is not gonna look good on Miss Upton.

    Who was it over at the HQ who said about Miss Upton, “There’s a little piggy inside waiting to get out”?.

    I don’t think it will be that bad. She’ll get married, have a few kids, and plump up nicely.

    Hell, Kathy Ireland gained 30 pounds, so it happens to everyone.

  70. strange how we’ve gotten to a point where we feel badly that a meteor hit Russia instead of our own country, huh?

    The commie cancer spread too close and must be removed with meteoric surgery. From orbit.

  71. “I was trying to be funneh.”

    I laughed.

  72. Picks socks with no holes in them this time through the tsa

  73. I’d take a pudgy Kate Upton over a lot of wimmens. She’ll at least carry it well.

    Can you imagine Kate Beckinsale with 30 extra lbs? She’d be a beast.

  74. Don’t talk shit about Total! Kate Beckinsale!

  75. You should paint your toe nails a pretty pink and wear flip flops thru security, Vmax. I’ll bet you saaaaail right through.

  76. Hey, look everybody!

    MJ done bought hisself a Mercedes Benz!

    http://tinyurl.com/bedeunz

  77. I’m not talking shit KB, XBrad, I never would. I’m just saying that the ability to be perfectly poured into the black bodysuit is a major part of her appeal.

  78. [i]Can you imagine Kate Beckinsale with 30 extra lbs? She’d be a beast.

    [/i]

    She’d puff up worse than Mr. Stay Puft… or Ashley Judd.

  79. Cankles

  80. Good luck VMax. Go with the Animosity International T shirt for TSA, it’s what I do.

  81. Greetings, God-thankers.

  82. I’ll have to remember my AI golf shirt next time I travel.

  83. Ever since Pupster spammed us the other day, I am getting boatloads of emails. How do I make this shit stop?

  84. Is global warming causing the current crop of asteroids?

  85. If your email has a Spam function, mark the senders as Spam and they should go straight to your Spam folder, Hotspur.

    I’m sorry it happened, I was hacked. I’ve changed all my passwords.

  86. I’m sorry it happened, I was hacked.

    Well, that explains the dick pics.

  87. Pups, I’ve watched a lot of those videos today, and the burst of light and trail of flaming debris in the sky just blows my mind.

    If it came just a little closer, or if the object was much bigger, all those people who saw it could literally be toast right now.

  88. My wife must have been toasting bread on that meateor.

  89. Where’s Rich?

  90. Is global warming causing the current crop of asteroids?
    ————————
    Quick. Everyone start you car and leave it running for the rest of the day. If you can, remove the muffler.

  91. I understand .002% of all of Dickfloss’s comments, but for some reason they always make me laugh.

  92. Dickfloss comments in gif form:

  93. For some reason I think of this every time I see a Dead Mouse.

  94. Brian Eno:

    Roxy Music
    U2
    David Bowie
    Devo
    Talking Heads
    Coldplay
    Depeche Mode

    Yeah, he sucks and is totally boring.

  95. I was behind one of these yesterday:

    http://tinyurl.com/c8rgot7

    That’s a Mercedes Benz A-Klasse, sold only outside of the US. It looked to be in perfect shape, so I did a little research.

    The car itself probably cost around $34k new (2012 model). Then, shipping it here could run up to $8k, depending on where he bought it and how he shipped it. (Since it’s a MB, I’m assuming he had it shipped inside a container). Then he had to pay to have the emission control shit put on it.

    Total cost to be seen as an environmentally PC douche who simply must show the world he cares more than anyone else by driving what is essentially a $15k SmartCar TwoFor (which is owned by MB, by the way), but who simply won’t allow himself to be seen in anything not sporting a Mercedes Benz logo…..

    Approximately $45,000

    Way to show the world you’re an idiot, idiot.

  96. Fripp and Eno.

  97. Coldplay

    Nobody’s perfect.

  98. So it’s basically like driving around with your pants hanging low.

  99. High end model of that car runs a little over $40k in London.

  100. I found a used 4-door version of that car (sorry, “5-door”) selling in South Africa for $30k

  101. $45,000

  102. Does it have the anti-carjacker side flamethrower, wiser?

  103. Does it have the anti-carjacker side flamethrower, wiser?

    That thing better have a suitcase of coke and a hooker in it for that sort of scratch.

  104. I looked up import tax, it’s only 2.5% for cars. It’s 25% on trucks.
    25%!

    That’s why my truck was disassembled in Germany, sent over here as parts and reassembled.

  105. Can you imagine being at a party and having a guy tell about his MB A-Klasse that he had shipped to the US and that it cost him $45k and then asking you “hey, you want to see it?” than walking outside and seeing that?

    I would laugh my fucking balls off.

  106. Probably added several thousand dollars to the purchase price.

    Thanks AlGore

  107. It looks a lot like my old shitbox Japanese hatchback.

  108. Heh Those fact checkers on Fox need to do a little homework
    The Atomic Shockwave broke windows in Russia
    Atomic
    Someone lost their village idiot

  109. There has to be a simpler explanation for it.

    What eco-weirdo would go to the trouble of shipping a gas saving car across the ocean on a tanker?

  110. QUICK:

    Shitbox Japanese hatchback or 2014 Mercedes Benz A-Klasse?

    http://tinyurl.com/bpqayzw

  111. I wonder if he drives Wiser’s Atomic Mercedes?

  112. I saw Shitbox Hatchback at a bar on campus in ’88 before they got big and sold out, man.

  113. http://tinyurl.com/blaw7oz

  114. I would buy that Tercel and rice it out like a mofo. Sucker’d get 20 mpg and do 0-60 in 5s by the time I finished.

    I’d run it on moonshine.

  115. What eco-weirdo would go to the trouble of shipping a gas saving car across the ocean on a tanker?

    http://tinyurl.com/c4svovp ?

    http://tinyurl.com/bqoqh5e ?

    http://tinyurl.com/d5hnrjj ?

  116. Fripp and Eno should have done a concert in Flippin Arkansas.

    That would have been huge.

  117. Smug ecotard douche: “Yep, *smug sigh* .. got me a Mercedes Benz that you can’t even buy here in this country and it only cost me $45,000″

    Me: “yep *even smugger sigh* … got me a SmartCar TwoFor which I decorated with the Mercedes Benz logos I stole off of your car and glued to mine for only $15,000.”

  118. What eco-weirdo would go to the trouble of shipping a gas saving car across the ocean on a tanker?

    Seriously. That would take forever.

  119. Mare?

  120. Seriously. That would take forever.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    what a fucking douche.

    I guess buying locally is only for the little people.

  121. he can’t understand why anyone would send an enormous car from Japan to Britain on a plane.”

    Hey Paul… ever looked at a map?

  122. Well, it’s been one week, and not a peep from my former employer.

    At least I have closure.

  123. Paddy Gillett of the anti-aviation lobby group Plane Stupid, said: “For anyone to pretend that a private limousine is in any way eco-friendly is like pretending a private jet is. It’s total greenwash.”

    Awwwwwwww…. And Paul tried so hard to fit in with his friends too…..

  124. At least they didn’t send a TRO, Leon.

  125. Did you work there when you were chubby, Leon?

    They are probably worried about the break room snack budget.

  126. It says on my FaceDouche that Sohos got engaged. Where the hell has she been?

  127. At least I have closure.

    You’re giving up too easily.

    Show up wearing this and DEMAND an interview:

    http://tinyurl.com/ca3x69j

  128. I was chubbier then, but not a total lardass yet.

    It’s also possible that they looked at my resume and thought I’d be too expensive.

  129. I’m not sure the interview would go well after that entrance.

  130. Awesome poat, Pupster. Thanks for making some of the gif/youtube mashups G-rated. “Mom, what’s so funny?” **shows gif of cat scrambling on bed to Yakety Sax**

    How come meteors don’t hit bad things. Like D.C.?

    Word. I had an *interesting* morning.

  131. Where the hell has she been?

    She sort of quit us.

  132. I’m not sure the interview would go well after that entrance.

    But the stories at the bar later?

    Fucking awesome.

  133. Anyone else just have a 4,950 s.f. new house design approved by a client?

  134. Quit us? What the fuck for?

  135. She sort of quit us.

    No Bullshit?

  136. But the stories at the bar later?

    Well yeah, they’d have to be more interesting than the ones I currently have about chickens and weightlifting.

  137. Yeah, he sucks and is totally boring.

    Haha. Baby’s On Fire

  138. I don’t know what happened with Sohos on facedouche. If she decided to leave H2 because of it, it must have been pretty knarley.

    Can I blame Mare?

  139. I cannot recall at the moment. I think it had something to do with her moving on with her ‘new life’, post-Count if you will.

    I wish her well :)

  140. Anyone else just have a 4,950 s.f. new house design approved by a client?

    Four thousand, nine hundred and fifty?

    no.

  141. The Atomic Shockwave broke windows in Russia

    Damned atoms were flyin’ everywhere, bouncin’ off buildings, generally loafin’ around where they ain’t welcome.

  142. Can I blame Mare?

    It’s obligatory.

  143. Quit us? What the fuck for?

    because you touch yourself in the bathroom.

  144. In case you were wondering why I am absent, I’m drinking beer and throwing pointy objects at a plastic board.

    It’s pretty exciting, as you can imagine.

  145. Damned atoms were flyin’ everywhere, bouncin’ off buildings, generally loafin’ around where they ain’t welcome.

    Assault atoms need to be banned.

  146. The Atomic Shockwave broke windows in Russia

    Do you think their parliament will write a five thousand page pork engorged relief bill?

  147. because you touch yourself in the bathroom.

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

  148. Do you think their parliament will write a five thousand page pork engorged relief bill?

    No, but I wouldn’t be surprised if we did.

    because Do Something!™

  149. Well, how the hell else am I supposed to take a pee?

  150. Use tongs.

  151. Thanks for making some of the gif/youtube mashups G-rated.

    I don’t always work blue.

    http://tinyurl.com/clutesl

  152. Also, congrats on the contract.

  153. I’m drinking beer and throwing pointy objects at a plastic board.

    http://tinyurl.com/buzepst

  154. I think it had something to do with her moving on with her ‘new life’

    Ah. Well then.

    *shakes fist at Mare*

  155. Well, how the hell else am I supposed to take a pee?

    sit.

  156. I’m living my new life. It’s better than the old one, but I still talk to at least some of those people.

  157. I’m wearing regular shoes, not flip flops. It’s freakin Iowa in February.

    Plus, safety first.

  158. I think it had something to do with her moving on with her ‘new life’

    …although, she did come back by to visit once or twice… with an alias.

  159. Wait, Sohos is Rich?

  160. WTF do you mean…those people?

  161. Colorado?

  162. I’m living my new life. It’s better than the old one,

    Leon is Alice?

  163. I don’t always work blue.

    Hahahahaha. Now I have the Mail Song for an earworm. Some brain cells just won’t die, no matter how much you drink.

  164. Meet the new life,
    Same as the old life!

    we won’t get fooled again….

  165. 4,950 s.f. new house design

    Does it have a coopula?

  166. Not yet.

  167. Now I have the Mail Song for an earworm.

    You should switch to meth.

  168. Hotspur, congrats on the new client. Whatever happened with the frat house you were fixing up?

  169. Not yet.

    I like coopulas.

  170. Leon, we finished the first phase last fall, and are getting numbers together for this year’s phase, which will be a fairly large three story addition with full basement out the rear.

  171. WTF do you mean…those people?

    I think you know exactly who I mean.

    And yes, I’m sure it’s -ist or -phobic in some way.

  172. …out the rear.

    *giggles*

  173. I like coopulas.

    All of them?

    http://tinyurl.com/chlpb7u

  174. I like coopulas, too.

    http://xbradtc.com/2011/07/23/the-cupola-on-iss/

  175. blogwhoring.

    It’s the new LOLcats

  176. So box wine: cheap, but not all that good. Hrm, I need to calculate if it’s cheaper than Natty Daddy in terms of absolute alcohol.

  177. btw, if you haven’t watched these two videos that were linked in Ace’s sidebar, you really should, even if you don’t play GTA.

    they are hilarious.

  178. I think you know exactly who I mean.

    Uhm…yeah, no. I kinda live in my own little gif infused bubble.

    Sometimes bubbles.

  179. In any divorce, there are going to be some people who choose sides. I still talk to the people who either didn’t choose sides, or chose mine.

    I didn’t deliberately cut ties with anyone. Ties were cut with me. I’ve moved on.

  180. I kinda live in my own little gif infused bubble.

    Those are quite the bubbles.

  181. Man, those are going to burst and make a hell of a mess.

  182. I saw Bubbles at the Cheetah Room open for Delilah last night.

  183. Wiser, since I have never played video games, I really don’t understand what’s going on in those videos or what was done to make them do that or what they’re supposed to look like in the first place.

  184. Wiser, since I have never played video games

    I believe this makes you older than Hotspur.

  185. Be nice, Wiser, or I’ll call your radio program tomorrow and do my Lily Tomlin imitation.

    Did I say be nice, Wiser? **checks drink for rufies**

  186. Roamy, tell us about your “interesting” day at work.

  187. And please tell me it had something to do with re-prioritizing NASA away from Muslim outreach and toward defending life as we know it from a physics-based catastrophe.

  188. I believe this makes you older than Hotspur.

    No interest. Zero. I don’t even know why.

  189. . . . away from Muslim outreach and toward defending life as we know it from a physics-based catastrophe.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    As if. . .

  190. You’re probably better off, Laura. It’s just another potential avenue for addiction.

  191. *wonders if Leon is addicted to H2

  192. MJ – Wiser can’t quit you.

  193. I’ve never played video games, either – DD#2 and DD#3 more than made up for it, though……

  194. Me either. I don’t need another giant time suck in my life. I have y’all.

  195. Sohos is engaged?

    Quick romance?

    *shakes fist at myself!!

  196. “Me either. I don’t need another giant time suck in my life. I have y’all.”

    HA! That’s how I feel.

  197. Time suck is one of those phrases that sounds dirty but isn’t.

    Kind of like belly jelly. Or donkey punch.

    Wait, those are dirty. My bad.

  198. MJ – Wiser can’t quit you.
    ————————————–
    *ignore comment.

    When is DG coming for a visit. She seems pretty awesome.

  199. Well, I had to google one of MJ’s phrases. That was not as pleasant as I’d hoped.

  200. Never ever EVER look up those things.

    It cannot be unthinked.

  201. I tried to “google” “belly jelly” to see what it told Mare and google kept reversing it to “jelly belly”. Gucking Foogle. I really need to stop using their shit.

  202. Cyn, what if I was googling donkey punch?

  203. They say it’s fictitious, but it’s just horrible enough to be real and practiced. Look, if people can like this then anything is possible:

    http://tinyurl.com/2btcxy6

  204. MJ?

    http://imgur.com/gallery/LDWGp

  205. Belly jelly urban dictionary.

  206. Pug. Daaaawwww.

  207. >>> I really don’t understand what’s going on in those videos or what was done to make them do that or what they’re supposed to look like in the first place.

    I used to play GTA occasionally, and yeah games like that can be a time-suck, but so is the Internet. GTA was fun, but then it got to the point where I was going to have to buy a new computer just to be able to play later releases.

    As to why those clips are funny, the game has a physics engine that helps make objects act sorta like they would act IRL, with some exaggeration to make the game fun. You crash a car, it gets beat up until it eventually can’t run, catches fire and explodes. Unrealistic, but somewhat based on real physics.

    In the clips above, they reduced the tire friction to -9, as opposed to the normal 0, which made the cars fly around when they got pushed or hit by a bullet. Hilarity ensues. Absolute chaos.

  208. Cyn, what if I was googling donkey punch?

    Oh… oh dear… yeah; that’s bad no matter google or bing or ask. Though I was surprised to see a wiki entry for it. That made me LOL in my painted-on cat suit.

  209. MJ?

    http://imgur.com/gallery/LDWGp

    Nailed it. He TOTALLY looked like that before during and after our mini-meat.

  210. We won’t see D.G. until May. :-( But, I just bought here the most beautiful dress for Easter. ‘Cause every little girl should get a nice dress for springtime!

  211. You should just drive over and surprise the kids, Chief.

  212. Cyn – I would not impose. I go when I’m invited. Old school.

  213. Hey Mare…you want to hear a secret?

  214. Old school is showing up without a gift, aaaand since you have her dress already… there you go! Safe travels!!

  215. Slow down, Chief! http://bit.ly/Z3xWtS

  216. *checks breath*

    *straightens collar*

    *rings Cyn’s doorbell*

  217. Cyn – Dumb Brit! That guy missed his exit on the M-1 already!

  218. *answers door*

    Hold still, Pups!! http://bit.ly/12SeB3q

  219. >> That made me LOL in my painted-on cat suit.

    ideas intriguiging, newsletter, etc.

  220. Pups, we have to dig under that fence.

  221. Hey all!

    Nice job pupster…Kate is great. She has a body well suited for the gif format.

    Meteor huh? Never heard of such a thing, harumph.

  222. Evenin’, all.

  223. How is Mr Andrew?

  224. Excellent, my brotha!

    How are you?

  225. CAC from the HQ sends his compliments on the BBF, Pupster.

  226. Good as well, need to find a babysitter for Zeke.

  227. Lighten up, Michael.

  228. Tiger face plant.

  229. I could use a babysitter for these children. For, like, a month.

  230. CAC from the HQ sends his compliments on the BBF, Pupster.

    Its a labor of lurve.

  231. You don’t even bother with tinyurl anymore.

    It’s like, I don’t even know who you are pups.

  232. It’s a tough job, looking at Kate upton gifs.

  233. Sorry.

    http://imgur.com/a/ldGDI

  234. Who else just knocked out an awesome 90 minute nap?

  235. I would take Andy’s kids for a month. They are awesome.

  236. Pupster, apology accepted.

  237. I need Dramamine after that last link pup…me dizzy but don’t want the ride to stop.

  238. Evening homies.

  239. Did anybody boo anybody else because they were only playing stuff from the new album today?

  240. Hey, everybody, it’s MJ!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/cm27855

  241. Are Laura and Scott holding out on us? No BBQ, smoking or bacon descriptions or pics. in quite a while. Is the CTBRC defunct?

  242. Isn’t it buried under 200′ of snow Pepe?

  243. Hey, where has Michael been?

  244. Why doesn’t PJM visit. . .

  245. >> I would take Andy’s kids for a month. They are awesome.

    SOLD!

    Well, not “sold” sold.

  246. Comment by Vmaximus on February 15, 2013 8:59 pm
    Isn’t it buried under 200′ of snow Pepe?
    ===

    That’s no excuse.

  247. If you can drill a well deeper than 200′ they sure as hell can erect a smokestack above 200′ of snow dammit

  248. Hey, where has Michael been?

    I think he’s off somewhere trying to nail some Jello to the door of a church.

  249. Winter happened. I will be smoking some roast beef tomorrow. Pork shoulder roast is $1.49/lb, so I might be making Yankee brisket on Sunday.

  250. I just ate a burger with fried jalapeño and tomato chipotle sauce. And deep fried key lime pie.

    I’m either going to puke or puke.

  251. As long as I don’t have to pick up the payments Andy.

    All serial aside, you have some amazing, wonderful kids and it was a privilege. Can’t wait to see em again.

  252. Hey, where has Michael been?

    Just now? Walking the dog. Off soon to the Spirit Grille for a fish sandwich. Maybe I’ll watch some Cheers episodes (currently on Season 7) a little later.

    My life is so exciting.

  253. Whoa! Better slow down there Michael, you don’t want to burn out.

  254. Fried KLP?
    Sounds good

  255. Did I mention that Friday is karaoke night at the Spirit Grille? Maybe I’ll finally get up the nerve to do my own unique version of “Poke Salad Annie.” Maybe.

  256. Hehehe! Andy is gonna ship his kids to Texas. Boy, is Mrs. DinT gonna be surprised!

  257. Best spam tweet ever

  258. Mrs. DinT’s met ‘em.

    I think she kind of liked ‘em.

  259. Fake but accurate. Well done, spammer.

  260. They’re actually going to be down in teh DFW next week.

    We’ll all be down in Austin soon and I’ll drive ‘em up.

  261. Good, Michael’s not dead.

  262. It was really good Vman. It was warm, obviously, but that Mae it extra sweet.

  263. i’ve already banged 8 chicks in 12 days

    Think she used M-80s or cherry bombs?

  264. Does anyone know Charlotte?

  265. I know a Charlotte. Spinner. She was a good time.

  266. Good, Michael’s not dead.

    Aw, thanks Mare. I’m blushing now. That’s the nicest thing a whore has ever said to me.

  267. Crunchy sweet salty tangy tart KLP covers all the taste buds MJ.

  268. Heh
    Andrew wins.
    The office is in south end of Charlotte

  269. I know a Charlotte. Spinner. She was a good time.

    But not Mrs. Andy. Hmmm… she musta been nuts.

  270. Awww, poor little Knut.

    Stoopid Chuck Testa.

  271. I am on the road to winning the dead pool prize. Maybe it is the dead poat prize.

  272. Hell, she loves em more than me.

    All stupid aside, another pool party would be the shit.

  273. >> The office is in south end of Charlotte

    Well there ya go.

  274. The office is in south end of Charlotte

  275. Does anyone know Charlotte?

    Sometimes.

  276. huh Cyn?

  277. I meant it as a rimshot, Vman.

  278. Sean wins

  279. >> All stupid aside, another pool party would be the shit.

    I am so in! As are the kids.

    At 125 MPH, we can be there in no time.

  280. Anybody miss me?

  281. Done bringing people food.

  282. Sean wins

    Huh. There’s a first time for everything.

  283. We can heat teh pool Andy. I have propane, and propane accessories.

    Although they may not care. Kids. Cray cray.

  284. I have propane, and propane accessories.

    HankinTexas

  285. I had to head to Dallas yesterday at 9, before the gangs woke up.

  286. I tell you what.

  287. I really appreciate the fact that one of the Scout dads volunteers his time to go camping with the boys and haul all the camping stuff with his truck and trailer. I just wish he would show up within an hour of the agreed upon time, especially when it’s frickin’ cold outside.

  288. >> I just wish he would show up within an hour of the agreed upon time, especially when it’s frickin’ cold outside.

    I hate rudeness in a man. Won’t tolerate it.

  289. And, yes, that was Woodrow. But still.

  290. tell ya whut

  291. Good movie. I might just watch that this weekend.

  292. I re-read the book recently. Just excellent.

  293. they’s a book?

  294. Just picked up the oldest from robot/STEM at school…

    NOW the debriefing can begin.

  295. How convenient! My briefs are juuuust read for d’ing.

  296. “y” and “e” were held up from the last comment.

  297. *snaps on double latex gloves and dons a hazmat suit*

  298. “Y” is a pseudo-vowel anyway. Fuck ‘em.

  299. *snaps on double latex gloves and dons a hazmat suit*

    Whoah there, Honey, I just want some booze, not a proctology exam.

  300. fuck him. Put the gloves on

  301. shit be way to deep aroun heyah.

  302. I am sooo not drunk enough yet to give a proctology exam. Ever.

    I’m drinking Loopy vodka water rocks this evening. Does this meet your speed?

  303. Easy chicken dinner:

    http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/chicken_paprikash/

    /recipe blog

  304. A lady always wears gloves. Right, Dave?

  305. http://tinyurl.com/cphnwb3

  306. Actually, I just picked up a handle of generic store brand bourbon today, so I’ll stick with that.

  307. Was it good, Chrispy? Did you mod the recipe at all? I love paprika and chicken; we probably eat that skillet fried or oven baked at least once a week.

  308. Cyn,
    Yes, it’s good, and very simple. I put it over wide egg noodles.
    Sometimes throw sliced shrooms in it..

  309. Excellent. And I like the mushrooms idea; thanks Chris.

  310. I was over at Reddit reading some of the horror dates that waiters/waitresses witnessed. Some of these are just pitiful awful. Makes me a bit glad that I never waited tables. I’ll bet Carin might have some fun ones… then again, Lapeer…

  311. >> A lady always wears gloves. Right, Dave?

    But of course

  312. Toss us a link, Cynabuns.

  313. It’s just life stuff that happens everywhere; it was just sort of interesting to hear the story from the waitstaff perspective.

  314. What’s in the to-go booooooooox!? What’s in the fucking to-go box!?!

    Edit: Was it a ham sandwich?

  315. So, on Facechimp, I’m a member of a group for Grunts/11B’s. They have Man Love Thursday, where chicks send in pics of themselves to cheer up grunts deployed to A-stan.

    One ginger with nice hooters has a chocolate strawberry in her mouth, and is holding a sign:

    “I like my grunts like my candy. In my mouth.”

    Damn. God bless those ladies supporting the troops!

  316. Cyn, I was reading some of those stories. Eeek. We had a woman that saw a Sam’s Club membership show up on their credit card statement. She came in to pick up her card. Her hubby hadn’t put her on the membership. Had a woman tonight whose hubby had revoked her membership. Awkward.

  317. Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s plane! It’s…

    http://tinyurl.com/cvrr3j4

  318. Very nice, xbrad.

    BTW, I’m throwin’ you a gratuitous link in the morning thread tomorrow.

    It’ll be up for hours. So, like, 100 hits.

  319. Excellent!

    Is it Vanessa the Intern?

    Cuz she got 15,000 hits on Monday.

  320. I should punch Cyn in the poon for sharing that time suck Reddit link, even if I did ask her to1

  321. Main page. I should maybe mention the hotties.

    BTW, 2LT little bro reported to Ft. Lee this week. He’s in the Army now … as it were.

  322. For the Officer’s Basic Course?

  323. Yup

  324. Well, I’m pretty sure. He’s been out of college for months now, so this is whatever the next step is for an Army ROTC scholarship grad.

  325. From Faceplant “There was no meteorite impact in Russia. Chuck Norris was playing Angry Birds.”

  326. So, they stashed him somewhere until his course date, and now he’s starting OBC.

    Quartermaster Corps? Ft. Lee is the schoolhouse for that.

  327. He’s tracked on EOD, I believe.

    He just wants to jump out of planes and kill people. so we’ll see how that goes.

  328. Ordnance School is there too.

  329. Two of my fellow recruiters were QM or Ord, and went to BNCOC course there for 6 weeks. Rented a small boat every weekend and fished and crabbed the whole time. Sold the crab. Made a profit going to school.

  330. Great. Kilt it.

    And BBF has crabs now.

  331. Ha!

    I instructed him to read your blog and This Ain’t Hell every day.

    What do you want from me!!!???

  332. Instructed who? Your brother? Ace? The voices in your head?

  333. After the glow, the scene, the stage, the set
    Talk becomes slow but there’s one thing I’ll never forget:
    Hey, you gotta pay your derp before you pay the rent.

  334. When you see it, you’ll shit….

  335. Snicker, ISWYDT

  336. I don’t see shit.

  337. I shouldn’t have kept Michael alive. I keep giving him chances to not be a douche, he fails every time!

  338. It’s Rosetta’s favorite thing, goatse.

  339. Since I couldn’t sleep I watched Last of the Mohicans at 12:00 last night. I like the intensity of that movie. Didn’t help me sleep though.

  340. Maybe you can take a nap later Mare. I hate insomnia like Floyd hates hoseforkers

  341. ha! Yeah, I’m working out at 9:00 my time, running a few errands, cleaning the house, and generally getting ready for my husband to return tonight. Nap sometime in there sounds good.

    Vman, I’m really excited and hopeful for your interview. You’re going to nail it. And if they are mean to you, grab a stapler or the office whores ass on the way out!

  342. Morning children.

  343. From Cyn’s Reddit link up there – this made me LOL

    [–]joeyisapest 1432 points 11 hours ago

    but he got to go have fun with his whore.

    heh.

    wakey wakey

  344. Thank you Mare I would prefer the latter over the former.

    Morning pepel

  345. http://tinyurl.com/c66k5se

  346. She seems nice.

  347. HA! Boyfriend (husband?) looks tired.

  348. Yeah, I`ll bet he is exhausted.

  349. Who’s putting up a Saturday crap post and how can I listen to Wiser’s radio program?

  350. Good morn.

    I expected MJ to have a Saturday crap post by now. WTF?

  351. http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/82919670332.gif

    Ha. That’s my Ethan right there.

  352. MJ’s a slacker, Andy.

  353. Congrats to your little brother, Andy.

    Car in is correct. I am a slacker that is going out for a 6 mile run, then out to the lik-a-do (sound it out) to buy the shit to make a drink post for you rubber tube fornicators.

  354. HA! My kind of kid.

  355. “you rubber tube fornicators…..”

    Hey, wait a minute…

    MOM!!!! MJ’s BEIN’ MEAN!!!!

  356. Perhaps I will buy some interview clothes today.
    I have such a busy day planned.

  357. Yea, whatever MJ.

    I’m sitting on my arse debating whether to work out before I go in for a 10+ hour shift.

    I ran food last night, so my shoulder is a little sore.

  358. Car in needs a back rub.

  359. I DO.

  360. I’m sitting on my arse debating whether to work out before I go in for a 10+ hour shift.
    —————————–
    I can empathize with this, but it’s been awhile since I’ve done real work. I hope you have a good shift and make tons of money.

  361. . I hope you have a good shift and make tons of money.

    Thanks. I’m aiming for a million.

    I can do this.

  362. Carin, do the “bend and snap” from Legally Blonde.

  363. We are going to Tractor Supply today and I am terribly excited.

    I bet it’s better than Disneyland.

  364. My husband LOVES Tractor Supply….maybe a little too much.

  365. There’s one near Bangor but I’ve never gone. What are the top few things you’re looking for Scott?

  366. TSS is awesome.I was just there Wednesday.

  367. You should teach Obama how to be a waitress.

    He’ll fly you in and give you $1000 per hour.

  368. You should teach Obama how to be a waitress.

    He’ll fly you in and give you $1000 per hour.

    I don’t think he could manage carrying trays.

    Remember this?

  369. Bangor? I hardly know her.

  370. Just going to see what they have. I have seen them all over the country and just found out we have one nearby.

  371. That’s the beauty of it Car in, it would be a permanent job.

  372. CHick days are the best days to go to TSS.

  373. That’s the beauty of it Car in, it would be a permanent job.

    That’s … genius!

  374. My friend mentioned going there to pick up some steel cabinets he could re-purpose to securely store his ammo and magazines to prevent an easy theft.

    It’s on a road I could take to get to our camp. I’ll check them out this spring.

  375. Check them out online Jimbro. It’s heaven.

  376. We have a Tractor Supply here too. Awesome. I could even buy vaccines for the critters (cept rabies, that has to be done by a vet for the records).

  377. Just searched it out and found this.

    http://tinyurl.com/cg5pch4

    Not the chicks I was looking for

  378. You can buy chicks at TSC in a few more weeks, though you’ll want to watch carefully for tuckers in your “hens”.

  379. How do you sex a hen?

  380. *low hanging fruit alert*

  381. >> We are going to Tractor Supply today and I am terribly excited.

    Sweet. I lurves me some Tractor Supply.

  382. Tractor Supply? Well. . . It’s no Harbor Freight.

  383. Actually, I have no idea what Tractor Supply is.

    Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening.

  384. Andy, don’t know if you read about this but it might be material for the “Guns” post at AoS

    http://tinyurl.com/bpqx5f9

    BDN made the request for CCW permit holders and backed down 24 hours later as a result of the pressure.

  385. I intend to grow most of our non-meat type food this year, and I’m using Eliot Coleman’s Winter harvest technique. So I will need some tunnels and row covers.

    I keep enlarging my garden, but this year it’s going to be pretty much half the backyard.

    And as you all know, I have a huge backyard.

    *sets the fruit dangling 1 inch above the ground, with signs and blinking arrows so even Xbrad can find it*

  386. The irony of living where we do is that the nearest Tractor Supply is closer to where we used to live in Ann Arbor.

    Between Ace Hardware and the various feed mils, though, we’re mostly covered.

  387. Laura, do you like to have your garden accessed through your expansive back yard?

  388. I need to find some cold weather plants and fast growing things for the garden. And I’ll have to fortify the soil. Wyoming has horrible dirt.

  389. This guy Coleman goes out to his garden, in February, in Maine, and harvests fresh veggies. The key is to use cold-hardy veg, sow them in the end of Summer, and protect/cover them in two stages. Then you can harvest all Winter, and also sow things that will cover the hunger gap in early Spring.

    If he can do it in Maine where it hits -20 for a week or more, I can certainly do it in Connecticut where it only gets to 0.

    I’m also building a cold cellar. It’s stupid to grow fifty pounds of potatoes if you have no where to save them.

  390. Talent.

  391. How do you sex a hen?

    It requires a Journalism Degree.

  392. I wish I cared more about growing plants. I know I should make the effort so I can get more out of the land, but I just can’t muster any enthusiasm for it.

    I may actually try worm farming, though, to feed the birds.

  393. Laura, do you like to have your garden accessed through your expansive back yard?

    *moves Leon to the ‘Human Centipede’ list*

  394. Leon, what vegetables do you typically eat?

    Growing your own pays off best with foods where 1) the comparative superiority of homegrown is tremendous, or 2) it is something that is expensive at the store.

    That’s why I’m putting in 1) strawberries and 2) blueberries this year too.

  395. Oh, and a small sweet cherry tree. Just in case we get gout.

    And because homegrown cherries are simply unbelievable.

  396. Jewstin, my dirt is very clayey. I’m hoping Tractor Supply sells great big bags of peat cheaply. All my new beds are going to need plenty.

    And truckloads of free leaf compost from the transfer station.

    So much to do, so much to do. I really want to get going.

    *looks out at the snow and makes a face*

  397. Yeah. So.
    .
    .
    .
    *cough*
    .
    .
    *embarrassed, turns red, stamps off*

  398. Here we have an inch or two of top soil and then nasty thick clay. I think I know a guy who will give me his horse poop.

    But I can’t plant anything until sometime in May after the danger of frost has passed. And it has to be all grows up by September.

  399. I would just forget digging then, and plop a crate frame on the ground, and fill it with fresh dirt. Go on Craig’s list and see if anybody is getting rid of topsoil.

  400. I basically only eat sweet potatoes, broccoli, and carrots. Occasionally I’ll eat Yukon Golds.

  401. Oh, tomatoes and onions, I do eat a fair bit of those.

  402. …and you can certainly plant plenty before the last frost. Leeks, onions, peas, carrots, lettuce, spinach…all these things. I sow my sugarsnap peas on St. Patty’s day even if the ground is ringing hard. I just throw them down and cover them with bagged dirt. They come up fine, the seedlings are hardy to twenty degrees or lower. Frost tickles them.

    In April you can plant leek and onion starts. They love the cold. Seed potatoes can be planted out in tubs a couple weeks before the last frost.

  403. That was my thought as well. I can get plenty of railroad ties. There isn’t much topsoil around though.

    I may have to go over to the neighbors’ places and scrape off as much as I can in the dead of night.

  404. When he sees your neat raised bed garden and his empty lot, he’ll never put 2+2 together.

  405. You should just grow the sweet potatoes, Leon. They are super easy and in Fall you can harvest all you’ll need for a year. You just need to plop down a long raised line of not-too-rich topsoil and cover it with black plastic to make sure it heats up in the sun. Sweet potatoes are weeds.

  406. New poatato.

  407. Peas, beans and onions do well here. And garlic. The dirt is way too hard for potatoes. Carrots have to be planted in the old beans place.

    I’ve never tried spinach or lettuce. When I was a wee shirtless lad, my family ate lamb’s quarter and unidentified greens.

    I bet a blackberry bramble would be fine. I just hate pruning.

  408. >> How do you sex a hen?

    Years ago Texas Monthly had an article on “Worst Jobs Ever” Number 2 was “highway button sticker”, gluing those reflective things on the lanes.

    Number 1 was “chick sexer”, apparently you have to stick your thumb up a chick’s back yard to determine the gender.

    I was initially confused that this was a bad job until I realized it was about chickens.


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