Welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
First, the song. Back to a classic.
Now for the hunks. A redhead above the fold, for Carin.
Some leftovers from earlier poats.
And this one.
Nice pose.
Hmmm, is China taking over HHD, or am I just taking advantage of the latest Marvel movie.
Last, but not least.
Thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week, and y’all have a good day.
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Good morning dickmittens and snatchgrabbers
Happy anniversary Oso
Happy birthday Sobek
Hahahahaha, A guy won on a mini-tour (don’t know what that is) for the LPGA. Goodbye women’s sports. Hello mentally ill person getting the trophy.
Scroll and look at the body size difference.
https://notthebee.com/
And he’s not a particularly large guy to start with.
Gratz Oso
Somebody made that dude at top that sammich, is all I’m sayin’
wakey wakey
The new fitness test (failed by 80% of women, then 50% when they made it easier) combined with allowing trannies into the military are a back-door* attempt to eliminate women from the military. Change my mind.
*hhehehehehehehe
Women should make up 100% of front line combat soldiers in the next war.
Equity.
Happy Birthday, Sobek! If it really is your birthday. We have a sketchy track record around here on birthdays.
Most of the women who care and are fit enough to think they can be in the army can do everything on the fitness test except the pull-ups. For obvious physiological reasons.
There are slugs, just like the guys and they should be disqualified immediately.
Like all affirmative action scuts, allowing out of shape men or women in the military is a disservice to the military and takes away from the esprit de corp of those that take pride in their fitness and ability to keep the team from lagging.
But should women wear 80 pound packs on 15 mile hikes? No. It trashes their hips which are different and is just generally too much weight for a woman to lug. Everything breaks down faster. That’s been proven.
men and women are different, and accepting that is just too much for the left. Women have – generally – better endurance. They can be more graceful/agile and flexible. It’s just the way it is. We have “strengths”, but the woke will just continue to ignore it in their desperation to destroy society.
On the new test maybe the leg tuck will be difficult for females.
I just read where the army is prioritizing climate change. Don’t ask me what that means or why because we both know those in charge are trying to out stupid each other.
Top-down.
god damn achilles and tendonitis again, all week. Stupid boot
Jimbro, you remembered that I have a birthday! That’s awesome.
Happy birthday, sobek!
And Michael. And PJM
I assume everyone has had at least a few of those.
But then again, too few to mention.
so, a big automated truck.
Jeebus, Hotspur, those sawstops are spendy. The cheapest one is almost twice what I want to spend on a saw.
You work in a hospital, young lady. How much is a finger worth? How about a thumb? You can get by with a missing finger. You can’t do shit without your thumb.
I didn’t see any other traffic.
And Ford had cars doing the same shit 6 years ago.
I just loved all the comments, “It’s a bus.”
Um, isn’t it a bus?
And no, having it’s own lane in a promotional video with staged perfectly-new cars driving alongside it is not “other traffic”. Just having its own lane is cheating.
It’s electric!
So it can drive for 4 hours and then charge for 18.
Might not even drive that long. The Ford prototypes took enough electricity off the hybrid output that the cars were running almost entirely on gas to keep the brains functioning while the wheels turned.
Can’t wait until Chuck posts about the marvelous new Chinese “train”.
I love that a nation with about a billion extra people is trying to automate as much as it can, btw. That’s smart.
It will free up manpower for their military conquests.
They need the extra bodies to sacrifice to their goals of global conquest.
CoAlex beat me.
Do they invade Siberia for timber and farmland or India for sessy brown wimmen?
Or do they churn out another virus that’s targeted to military aged men, send that to India, then invade?
Siberia and Afghanistan. India is a tough nut that they won’t try to crack. They’ll attempt to encircle it, which they’re already doing by forging alliances with Pakistan, Iran, and South Pacific and African nations.
https://americanmind.org/salvo/build-your-own-america/
Hotspur, you owe me a plate of delicious fried fish.
Now I’m going to get spammed with your dick pill and single lady emails.
May any CCP incursion into Afghanistan experience all the success such endeavors have historically been met with.
I suspect that the Chinese will simply displace the Afghans and replace them with ethnic Han.
The build your own America article is good.
Very little is left to gain by continuing to fight this battle as if it was an honest debate. If your goal is to convince your interlocutor, and convince him to abandon the fundamental, often emotion-derived premises by which he organizes his political opinions, you are wasting your time.
(Shitposting (as it’s known), on the other hand, is an exception—and far more productive than it seems. It is, by definition, not intended to convince; it’s a MOAB rather than an intellectual volley, and it serves the key communications function of bolstering your side. The more biting, the more effective and entertaining. Remember Alinsky’s Rule 6: “a good tactic is one your people enjoy.”)
The Afghans will sell them opium. It’s a time-tested technique.
(Shitposting (as it’s known), on the other hand, is an exception—and far more productive than it seems. It is, by definition, not intended to convince; it’s a MOAB rather than an intellectual volley, and it serves the key communications function of bolstering your side. The more biting, the more effective and entertaining. Remember Alinsky’s Rule 6: “a good tactic is one your people enjoy.”)
Someone’s been reading /pol/
That’s precisely it. I’ve had a mental model for a while of what I call “Third-Gen Conservatism.” First Gens were the post-WWII conservatives: Reagan, HW Bush, Bill Buckley, Irving Kristol, etc. who built the modern conservative movement. They had to build the infrastructure and their ideas and theories were shaped by WWII and the early Cold War. Second-Gens came up through those institutions and learned to parrot the correct arguments and quote all the correct thinkers, but were unable to adapt to the world after the fall of communism. The knew how to operate within certain frameworks and so tried to make the world fit inside as well, and it didn’t. Third-Gens came along during the War on Terror and the Obama years and saw that the old paradigms no longer worked, so they started questioning them. They don’t have the reverence for all the old institutions. They embraced the internet and memes and mocking the absurdities around us.
Third-Gen conservatism is 4chan/, pick-up artists, and YouTube homesteaders.
Widespread mockery of Echo and Alexa users really should start at this point.
And we need Hackerman to get started on turning Sidewalk into a botnet that does DDS attacks on lefty websites.
Possum asked why our farm wasn’t on yooboob.
I can’t see an upside at this point. I might do it if we ever started off-farm sales as a form of customer validation, but I can’t see sacrificing our privacy without a monetization scheme, and YT is shit for that anymore.
Start and OnlyFans that’s just Leon flamethrowing shit.
So, I keep seeing ads on facebook for these sleeves to protect your ams while gardening. I think I’m going to order some.
https://farmersdefense.com/
arms
And he’s not a particularly large guy to start with.
That’s just dorm talk.
Or just… wear a long-sleeved shirt.
The remuneration model is better, to be sure, but each video would have to net me more than the cost to fill the gas and CO2 tanks.
I’ve got a small library of books on pyrotechnical DIY chemistry, but I think producing videos on that would get me on a different, much shorter List than the ones I’m already on, even though the books are widely available.
Or just… wear a long-sleeved shirt.
Long-sleeved button-downs are pretty common in thrift and second-hand stores. Dual purpose of plant and sun defense.
China should go after Africa. Much easier to eliminate the population with a genetically targeted virus. Lots of natural resources. Existing corruption makes it easy to get a foothold. “We’re here to help! Lots of cash for you, and free vaccines for your people.”
It always amazed me that when you looked at construction crews, the white dudes were all in shorts and wife beaters baking bright red in the sun, and the messicans were in long pants, long sleeved shirts, and wide brimmed hats.
Stupid wypipo.
I get so hot. Plus these protect the wrist. I mean, I could get gloves that go to my elbows but that would cost $$ too.
I do wear a hat. Always. Running or gardening.
Duluth cancelled the Armachillo line. Wish I’d bought a dozen of those. Perfect for summer yard work.
saw some Dri fit fishing shirts at sams that looked really cool and comfy.
The historical costumers I watch all get asked variations on that question, “aren’t you hot in all that” and they always reply that they aren’t any hotter than in normal clothes. Often, they’re more comfortable, since they’re wearing cotton, linen, or fine wool, which breathe better than man-made fabrics, and the layers protect their skin from the sun.
Amish men dress for farmwork in big hats, long sleeves, and long pants. Seems to work for them.
Whatever. I’m going to have to buy something no matter what, so why not just buy the sleeves? They are super cute anyway. You guys are haters. Why don’t you want me to be happy? And cute?
I just bought a pair for HotBride. Thanks for pulling my coat to them.
“Gardening” gloves
https://tinyurl.com/4825fmru
What if ransomware hits Sidewalk?
How much bitcoin does Amazon have?
Jimbro, those look like something Rosetta would have chosen for a rectal exam.
or leon when he gets into artificial insemination of cattle
Leon doesn’t artificially inseminate them. He does it the old fashioned way. Personally.
All my sheep are going to be ram lambs, so there won’t be any temptation to behave as a Scotsman might.
so there won’t be any temptation to behave as a Scotsman might.
Get drunk, don a kilt, and get into a fight before passing out?
Hotbride is gonna love ’em. Which ones did you get?
Get drunk, don a kilt, and get into a fight before passing out?
Or, you know, drag a ewe to a cliffside.
Is it too late to come out as non-binary? I always get on these fads sorta late.
The “I’m queer” attention must have faded and she needed to up the ante.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/i-am-proud-demi-lovato-comes-out-as-nonbinary/ar-BB1gU1nw?ocid=uxbndlbing
Where does she go from here? Alien? Dinosaur? She really should have paced herself.
Death by OD, most likely.
I got her the Garden Flowers. I thought the black one might be a little hot in the sun.
Comment by Car in on May 19, 2021 11:58 am
Where does she go from here? Alien? Dinosaur? She really should have paced herself.
She’ll go full radical: marriage, a small farm, kids, modest dresses.
I still say OD. Likely prescription uppers like provigil (weight loss is a known side effect).
I agree with Leon on Lavato, that is one seriously broken human.
@Pepe the Chinese are already in Africa in a big way. The expats are saying that they will learn that Africa always wins in the end.
Hotspur – I had the same thought about the darker ones. They looked really loverly, but hot.
For those concerned, Wiki has already changed all the pronouns to “They” on “its” page.
We are doomed.
No, wikipedia is doomed as it becomes less factual by the hour.
Citing it gets you laughed at by basically everyone at this point already.
My guess is that Africa will “win” because the Chinese won’t care. They will pay off local leaders to keep things stable while they strip resources. Additionally, their buildup in East Africa basically positions them to control much of the world’s trade in case of a conflict. A couple fighter squadrons and long-range missile batteries would shut down any shipping through the Suez Canal or around the Cape.
Michigan went from upper 40’s to upper 70s in about a week. It sucks.
The whole gender spectrum thing is pretty predictable.
You can customize anything. Why stick with a simple peen or vag preference.
We’re a few short years from normalizing Michael Jackson’s penchant for jacking it and gazing at prepubescent buttholes.
Justin Bieber is gonna come out as a Jacksonian Democrat in like 5 years.
Re: Dimmie
This is the kinda shit you get when a species has no predators. Even the weakest survive.
Could China defend that kind of battery from a US invasion through the Med? Serious question.
One bomb on the Three Gorges Bulge and they’ll be too busy to stop us.
Comment by Sobek on May 19, 2021 1:08 pm
Could China defend that kind of battery from a US invasion through the Med? Serious question.
A couple Chinese divisions would make life unpleasant for any US expedition tasked with clearing them out. The point would be to force the US away from the Chinese mainland and expend lives and equipment securing supply routes into the contested area.
Does China want Africa to use its resources, or to keep them from competitors? That’s the question that needs answers.
A couple of Chinese divisions? Piece of cake, send in the Fobbits!
Sobek, did you get my email?
Nope on the email. It’s crocopundit, and hotmail.
I meant hitting batteries in or around Suez, not the mainland. If we had to invade the mainland, that would basically be the apocalypse.
Sent it to that email addy last night. Hmmm.
Anywho, I’m off work by 5pm, and figure it’ll take about an hour to get up there, so if you want to meet I could probably make it by 6:30.
The Chinese would likely not try to defend the Suez directly, but would concentrate around the Gulf of Aden and the Horn of Africa, where the Chinese are building a considerable footprint. They can halt all shipping from the Red Sea, and combined with Iranian and Pakistani support would be able to deny much of the western Indian Ocean to naval powers at the beginning of any conflict.
As long as they respect our pronouns.
630 is good. What’s your email?
coloradoalexinexileprefersanal@buttseks.com
alexander.b.moon at the gstring.
I love that people are listing their pronouns now. In the off chance they don’t have blue hair, it’s a good way to exclude people.
I sent an email to both of those addresses, just in case.
I don’t really care what folks what to declare their pronouns to be. I refuse. I refuse to submit.
Just like with the fucking masks. It’s your Patriotic duty, folks, to take them off. To save our country. To help repair the mental health crises.
Xer, they/them, it …
Look, freak. I’ll just refer to you as freak. Because honestly, this bullshit is becoming passe and you’re going to have to up the shock value soon.
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
I follow some fitness things, and I’m just scrolling and reading and this is how someone begins their comment:
“Someone was asking about fluffier folk (they/them, twin parent) …”
Did anyone ask you your pronouns??????
cripes. I DON’T CARE. We’ve gone insane. Can’t we just get them a “I’m a special snowflake” flag, so they can wave that for attention?
“fluffier” = fatass
You’re sexless, we don’t need your pronouns.
Sorry, I was channeling Cole for a minute there.
My pronouns are kiss/my/ass.
Mask update:
Target: masks optional, we did not wear them 50% of the employees were not wearing them, 40% of the customers were not wearing them
Jimmy Johns (eating in): had to wear masks ordering, 3 feet away at a table you did not need masks which made me laugh out loud when a guy walks in with no mask and the “manager” says “sir, you have to wear a mask, I have 5 employees health to worry about” as I’m sitting there 3 feet away without a mask
Costco: masks optional, we did not wear them, 20% of employees not wearing masks, 25% of the customers were not wearing masks.
(Admitting to a temptation to try fus/ro/dah if it comes up.)
Comment by Brother Tim on May 19, 2021 4:14 pm
My pronouns are kiss/my/ass.
——
Stealing that.
More mask update:
Ulta (haircare and makeup store): required to wear masks.
Speaking of haircare, Mare I’ll hold yours if you need to puke.
Given the fact Mare is a natural beauty I’m calling bullshit on any supposed trip to a make up store
I asked about removing the mask requirements or at least making them optional at MJr school. This was the reply:
A lot of our teachers are Indian and India is experiencing a huge Covid spike. Some have lost relatives.
We are doomed as a society.
Urrrgh. People in Texas keep complaining about all the rain. Meanwhile, we’ve had about 3″ of moisture in the last 18 months. It’s brutal.
Dude, get that boy out of that insanity.
Nah, I can’t. He loves it and he’s learning a ton.
He’s 3.5 and he already called leon a fag. Montessori is different, they show them a bundle of sticks, a cigarette, and a picture of leon and ask if they are all the same.
Fags. Queer as a three dollar bill, he said.
Happy Birthday Sobek!!
I was in three different businesses and a customers home today and didn’t put on a mask once.
This is going to end quickly.
Canadian amigo listed his pronouns eh/buddy/sorry
You’re paying how much for him to be oxygen and fact deprived, MJ? Montessori around here ain’t cheap.
And tell him that pegging is not gay, so his teachers are wrong.
Thanks, Oso. You’re either super early or super late. I’ll go with early because it’s more thoughtful.
Thanks Jimbro. CoWs are taking off their masks. Members aren’t wearing masks. Had a woman ask me “How do you verify vaccination?” Oso “Honor system”. Her eyes were yuge.
Around here you can get daycare or Montessori for the same price.
We chose a place where he’ll learn some shit.
At one point we had a smokin hot nanny but she got a big girl job.
At one point we had a smokin hot nanny but she got a big girl job.
Stripper?
I shook a new client’s hand.
Worse.
Real estate.
I’ve seen those videos on Pr0nhub.
I mean… I’ve heard of the existence of those videos on unnamed websites.
Eh, it’s a racket, and decent looking women can do it and keep their clothes on.
Hooter’s waitress
Nanny
Real Estate sales
Seems like a normal progression.
From homewrecker to homeseller. Sounds legit.
Homewreckers to Homesellers sounds like an HGTV show.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/05/wow-biden-caught-fake-driving-someone-else-steering-vehicle-stunt-video-pics/
MJr: Dad, the nanny sure has nice tits.
I couldn’t figure out why we don’t have canola oil. Apparently, there’s a global shortage. We are currently limiting cooking oil, pool chemicals, and chicken.
CANOLA OIL IS RAPE CULTURE
Happy birthday Sobek!
https://is.gd/_I_got_you_onE_of__these
(Imgur Video)
Comment by Pupster on May 19, 2021 5:55 pm
Happy birthday Sobek!
https://is.gd/_I_got_you_onE_of__these
OMG
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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*house windows explode*
Given the people who I know personally who have gone into real estate … @@.
Honestly – Hooters to real estate is one path. The other is “bored housewife to real estate agent”. That encompasses all the realtors that I know.
Ethnic /first generation Americans are … paranoid about Covid. Everything up here is open by the Chinese/Asian etc restaurants. Lebanese – you have to call.
Thanks Pups. You guys are the best.
Sorry for saying “you guys.” I know that’s pretty offensive.
You twats are the best.
The thing about realtors … is that they spend an awful lot of time telling me how important it is to have a knowledgeable realtor …
For what?
A knowledgable realtor?
They bring in a builder to advise on costs to remodel.
They advise purchasers to hire an inspector.
They refer parties to an attorney for legal questions.
They won’t definitively answer questions about zoning laws or building codes.
A knowledgable realtor seems to be someone who has access to the multi-list system, a car, and a cell phone.
They “show” houses.
They certainly don’t really know the person buying the house “well enough” to know their needs. I mean, they’re just working for a commission – so they’re goal is to sell you ANY house.
Most of my friends and family that gush about their spouse on FB, are usually cheating. Last year, Dan posted “30 Years ago today, married my best friend. My response “Fuck you”.
Not Teresa and Paul. Koch Tour is amazing.
Dan made a cucumber,tomato, and onion salad. Baked brownies. Baking potatoes and air frying a ribeye. We already had a chilled champagne. Freixenet was on clearance. Going back to our Blanco Basura Cooks.
That sounds like a perfect Summer meal, Oso.
Did Dan only say that on FB because he knows what you assume about such posts and he was tweaking you?
Yes. He knows what I think about cringe FB posts. Multiple friends thought he was being sweet. He’s a demon 🤪
Lauraw, I have multiple friends addicted to your sharp cheddar cheese ginger snap snack. I’m testing cream cheese on ginger snaps. I’ll keep you posted
Ok thanks, I’m doing dirty keto but I can always figure out a way to make keto gingersnaps with pork rinds or something.
HEYYY-OOOOOO
https://www.myketokitchen.com/keto-recipes/keto-ginger-snap-cookies/
Happy Anniversary Dan and Oso!!!
https://is.gd/Thirty_one_years_ago_plus_one_
(IMGUR VIDEO)
Post Lauraw season test kitchen here
That looks like Willow and Sage!
dirty keto. huh
bow chicka wow wow
Ridicule:
Happy B’Day, Sobek!
Hbd sobek!!
Happy birthday, Sobek!
Speaking of birthdays, I’m kinda pissed at my stepmom. I visited her and my dad, celebrated her birthday with dinner (bbq brisket) and some flowers from the nursery that she picked out. Facedouche friend asks her, “How was your birthday?” Her reply, “Just another day”. Hmph.
Roamy, I don’t know what I am supposed to do. My mom has an active DNR. Her Hospitalist wants to put her in Hospice. Her cardiologist says they aren’t there yet. I’m getting major pressure from my Tias to head South. To do what? She was supposed to go to rehab yesterday, but she was having GI issues.
I’m sorry that punching her in the face, isn’t an option.
Today I learned that CoLex has a surprisingly high tolerance for rufinol.
The old Bill Cosby technique, eh?
Comment by osoloco11 on May 19, 2021 6:42 pm
Not Teresa and Paul. Koch Tour is amazing.
***blushes***
Aw, thanks, sweetie! I hope everything goes easily with your mom – I know how hard that can be.
Paul is doing better; almost back to his happy self, although when it’s time for pain medication he gets a little grumpy.
He had lost some feeling in a small portion of his right foot and leg after the surgery. Apparently those nerve endings are finally starting to wake back up – every once in a while he will yelp from the stabbing pain.
Ah, well – this, too, shall pass.
This is such a cool idea – check out what this dude did with his walker:
https://imgur.com/gallery/UzNVj1H
Hey everyone. Why does my ass hurt so much?
Seriously though, Sobek, it was nice to meet you. And thank you for putting up with my being almost an hour late due to stupid road closures. On the drive home I-95 had two lanes closed for construction. It took me almost two hours to go thirty miles.
Deborah’s efficiency raised productivity.
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