Good morning, and welcome to another day of Hunks and Humps. Or something like that.
Now for the hunks.
A redhead for Carin.
Borrowed.
Interesting lighting.
Nice one with Mare.
Last, but not least.
Thank you for your attention, thanks to Pirate’s Cove for the linky love every week, and y’all have a good day.
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Stay woke and foist!
The wedding photo with the guy holding a sword was funny.
Who gets to buy a ceremonial sword in the military? Only Cavalry? Or are the guidelines less strict to include anyone with the money?
Anyone itching to put a poat up tomorrow? Busy day here and I’ve got some stuff to do tomorrow morning. A Tool post by Carin sounds like a fantastic idea!
I’ll DO IT.
wakey wakey
Picked up a day shift today to help someone out. Spartan race is these weekend, and we have a nice little team put together. My two oldest, and my nephew, plus a bunch of people from crossfit.
She pays people to lift stuff.
CRAZY
Maybe if scott could format moving shit into an AMRAP? And metal music needs to play really loudly.
AOC says we need to decarbonize NOW. she’s so fucking stupid. but mostly because I think she’s surrounded by so many people who thinks she’s smart.
I’m confused by AOC these days. Is she trolling? Is she pushing the Overton window knowingly? Is she a zealot, a true believer?
I’m inclined to think she’s a zealot. I know a few of them and they all kind of speak the same. No nuance. No grey areas. Only the chosen people and the evil.
THIS IS WHAT CLIMATE CHANGE LOOKS LIKE.
And it hits poor, minorities, and LGBTQTIRLS communities first.
I just want to tell her “You go girl” … because I’m pretty sure that’s about the extent of conversation that occurs on her side.
Maybe some emojis too.
Hurricanes are caused by your SUV, but not by her plane rides.
Well, she doesn’t have a garbage disposal, so there’s that.
I’m pretty sure Hurricanes are caused by the patriarchy. And White supremacists.
They people are just fucking unserious. It’s as if they were middle school children, put in charge.
http://www.ktvu.com/news/ktvu-local-news/san-francisco-board-of-supervisors-designates-nra-domestic-terrorist-organization?fbclid=IwAR29uuMsn1B5PrStj81Ax-YOscFWk_aWPwEJ9xQbyXRvHzeKPVddwXCi0U0
Dammit, I wasn’t re-upping my membership out of frustration with the LaPierre situation, but they are going to drive me to it.
Climate change is history, it’s climate crisis now.
More like “I need a more effective grift” crisis.
I’ve watched CNN for several hours over the past few days and I can’t believe how fake they have become.
All of it.
Look at their radar of the hurricane and compare it to others. It isn’t real.
When they go to the reporters on the beach for updates, they blur out the background so you can’t see how calm the ocean is.
I think the best thing Trump has done is to get the media to destroy themselves.
I really like this idea that established institutions can only be destroyed from within.
But he’s an idiot that watches the Gorilla Channel.
They brought on a politician to say “scientists say these storms are more frequent and more powerful…..”
See? It’s proof.
CRISIS !!!!11!1
Trump has caused the masks to come off, for all sides. The left is open in its disdain for the white working class, in its desire for power for power’s sake, and in its damn near religious belief in its own superiority.
On the right, he’s caused the grifters and incompetents to expose themselves.
Every city south of the storm has dodged a bullet.
Cites to the north? Doomed.
I also like the contrast of the hype from Obama. What a dud.
Remember when the world elite tried to make him a thing?
Meanwhile people in Hong Kong are waving American flags and wearing Pepe shirts. And there’s a world wide political shift toward right leaning populism.
They are running a lot of ads for ANA airlines.
Anyone see a problem with their logo up top?
https://tinyurl.com/y2yyxngq
Seems fine to me
But that’s the way you roll.
And there’s a world wide political shift toward right leaning populism.
The second-generation political class has proven themselves to be horrible at their jobs. Obama and Hillary! were the pinnacle of this crap. Both were credentialed but not educated, shuffled from position to position without any real accomplishments, and were protected from the consequences of any decision they ever made.
I bet Ilhan Omar gives up the ‘ol goat hole. She just seems like that kind of woman.
I heard that she only ever gave it up to her brother.
Dads don’t count because muslim.
It’s so weird. As if she’s going anywhere just because she married he brother, filed false tax returns, and used campaign funds to finance her desire to get poked in the goat hole.
Even if that’s all true the Dems won’t bounce her out. No way.
I bet Hotspur uses the phrase ‘poked in the goat hole’ at dinner tonight.
I’d be surprised if he didn’t utter the words before lunch
Goat sphincters tighten as we type.
How are you testing that, Beasn?
Taste test?
The traditional way is the use of a sphincterometer. You can buy them cheap on Amazon, but make sure you don’t buy a Chinese made version. Quality control issues.
The Chinese one only works sideways anyway.
It’s a good idea to warm the sphincterometer’s probe before use. Poor little goat. Science is cruel.
I heard the best way to warm the sphincterometer probe is to put it in your mouth for about a minute.
Seems like it would work.
Grandpa died from a freak sphincterometer accident back in ’87. We got a settlement from the hospital and moved out of town.
Goat?
*laughs nervously
Scott was ranting about the storm coverage this morning. He said that CNN is showing this deceptively presented, enormous red-and-black whirling hurricane crashing into FL. It looks like a dragon attack, and that’s how they’re talking it up too.
But if you look at the legend on actual radar, nothing much is happening on land. The wind speeds over land are reassuring. It’s not even raining in most of that area. The hurricane itself is a cat 2 and far out to sea.
I was reading on another blog this morning about how even the ‘watch’ and ‘warning’ information is being presented dishonestly. You have to go directly to technical weather data and you can’t trust the interlocutors anymore.
This is all in accord with the ‘climate crisis!’ theme that is being pushed right now like a program.
That reminds me of that newscast during a flood of some sort where the reporter was in a canoe and implying it was super-deep seriously! and 2 bros casually walked by in the near background of the live shot giving her a WTF look.
1: youtu.be/ohmnBHzWOAM
2: youtu.be/teDKB1sQgrE
3: youtu.be/8slEPV9LyS0
I’m not sharing the blog post I ripped these off from because this guy actually actively took his posts down after I’ve linked him in the past. It’s funny when you see a blogger who really does blog privately and does not seek traffic, for some reason.
Not crazy about some of those vids, gonna put up the original:
youtu.be/r_WcJ3t3xP4
another: youtu.be/pyZdDQY37Sg
According to CNN’s own storm tracker online page, there are areas up the coast where the chances of experiencing tropical storm force winds will be 100%!!! Tropical storm force winds range between 39 mph and 73 mph.
Yawn.
How are you testing that, Beasn?
Observation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU
F*ck. Wrong critter. Same difference tho. Both beg to be sacrificed but not up the squeakhole.
What’s up with all the GOP retirements, AGAIN? An act to totally neutralize Trump? Pretty sure that’s what Ryan did.
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1169296467623907329
A long time ago my sister was watching CNN and called me in a complete panic.
She was certain I was going to die in the great Clearwater hurricane of aught whatever.
Turns out it was a pretty nice day. Not even cloudy where I was…about 2 miles from the beach.
Surreal day. We were both totally baffled.
Speaking of being totally baffled, where the eff is Mare?
Roamie, I’m liking your musical link. I saw mr Stapleton open for the Eagles at Jerryworld in ‘18.
Chris is a good singer. Wrote a lot of songs for others, until he discovered he could sing them just as well, if not better.
I heard this on the radio one night driving home from work with a bud light for company. I’ve kinda been a fan ever since. This song kicks the shit out of Tool.
Mare was watching CNN and evacuated to Iowa.
Does anybody else but me still see Biden as Obama’s insurance policy? I think it’s hilarious he’s actually running.
I remember a democrat who was one of my clients just looking at me after he was chosen to run for VP and she kept saying, “Really? Biden? BIDEN?”
That was a lot of people’s reaction at that time. It was incomprehensible to most Democrats. And now he’s The Guy, lol.
I pray Joe is well enough to hold on until the general election.
I read somewhere that Obama urged Biden not to run.
Tucker Carlson’s takedown of Biden a few months back was spot on. He’s always been a little weird and pretty dim but at 76 shot full of botox he looks super fucking weird and his IQ and age are actually the same.
I guess every 15 years voters need to remind Biden that they don’t like him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfcFQX-sTUQ
Biden will crater, Warren and Sanders flame each other out.
Gay dude sneaks in after the black states vote.
GO GAY HOMO!
It’s not gonna be Buttstuff.
Don’t we have a bet on this?
Buttegeig is too white and male. He may be the VP pick.
But, Stacy Abrams would be honored to run for VP! https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/stacey-abrams-says-shed-be-honored-to-be-vice-president/2019/08/28/4daeb2a4-c9ed-11e9-a4f3-c081a126de70_story.html
Buttegeig is too white and male. He may be the VP pick.
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Here are my best arguments for Buttegeig:
1. Gay is like so hot right now for the old white women who tell the black democrats what to do. He’s they’re shopping buddy!
2. Democrats know they’ll lose so they’ll nominate the guy that makes them feel good for losing. It reinforces the narrative that republicans are evil.
Buttegieg is the wrong sort of gay. There are already articles about how he isn’t authentically gay because he came out only a few years ago and only dated his current spouse and isn’t flamboyant.
In comparison to the rest of the field, Biden theoretically looks safe and sane. Of course he’s also by all rights a dementia patient, so there’s that.
I’m starting to think the eventual nominee isn’t running…yet.
Buttegieg is the wrong sort of gay. There are already articles about how he isn’t authentically gay because he came out only a few years ago and only dated his current spouse and isn’t flamboyant.
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I’d argue that he’s the right kind of gay. He’s non threatening. That’s not authentically gay, but it’s the kind of gay that they’ll think people might give a chance. He’s so normal-gay he’s almost straight! He once felt a boob!
Authentically gay apparently is walking around with cum on your mustache.
Y’know, I remember back when it was bad to stereotype people. Now not only is it required, but the stereotypes are enforced.
Cleansing fire. It’s the only answer, people.
The problem is that the left is in full tantrum-mode. They want the in-your-face transgressiveness. Black radicals, flaming homos, militant lesbian feminists, the worse the better.
I don’t remember if we bet on this, MJ. My bet is “not Buttstuff”. If they pick a gay guy, it’ll be Booker. He’s more gay.
If they go with a gay, Trump gets 20% of the black vote. I’m dead serious.
Ohai.
OH!
Brother Cavil has my evil plan all figured out.
I think he picks up a lot of black dudes this time around but he’ll get a shit fucking ton of black votes if Butt Stuff wins the nomination.
No normal human wants their male President tonguing his husband on National TV.
Nope.
Mare!
My day is made.
Pupster said it yesterday, you mofos are funny.
MJ!!
Don’t all gays fall under the butt stuff category?
Heh, my kindle fire won’t let me write butt stuff without a fight.
Only 25 minutes until the 7 hour climate crisis town hall!
∆∆pray for Oso∆∆
Climate crisis. LOL
Watching fat, rich, jet setting people lecture about reducing carbon emissions is like a preacher delivering a sermon while shooting a porn flick.
There are young people in attendance that have degrees in climate change.
Imagine that, taking on 6 figures of college loans to major in hoax.
You should head West before you head South, Scott. Swing by and pick up Alex then get on 77 in Cambridge and show him around Marietta.
Pretty sure Marietta is a rather snooty place today.
I wouldn’t recognize it.
Biden is up at 8 PM.
Must see tv.
Butthurt on FB again:
Me:
Citizen’s United levels the playing field, since unions can funnel all the money they want to politicians. But that’s another argument, isn’t it?
Lib answer.
When Unions have the same amount of money as corporations to spend on political advocacy we can talk about a level playing field.
Until then this statement is as hilariously silly as most of the other crap you post.
His left eye is full of blood and he is talking gibberish.
He isn’t going to win.
Joe is not well.
This is embarrassing.
Was he able to form sentences and make sound bites?
Hang in there, Joe!
Should I watch the climate thing? I’m watching the Braves. I know it’s a replay, hush.
Sentences?
Not even close.
At one point he realized that he forgot what he was talking about and said “sorry for taking so much time” and sat down.
It was one of his shortest answers all night.
When his time for the night was up he looked at Anderson Cooper and said “where do I go?”
Good ole Joe didn’t know how he got there.
Warren is pretending to be young.
I expect her to deep throat a beer any second now.
Ya gotta give them credit.
They invented a crisis and brainwashed a couple of generations.
Hotspur’s mom must be busy.
Heh, reaction videos to Chris Stapleton are hilarious.
Tennessee Whiskey
Saw a pic of Biden, wow, you weren’t kidding about the bloody eye. Ew.
My furry manager that identifies as a dog is getting married. To a guy who identifies as a dog. Manager broke up with his “Bear” that he dated for 3 years. Dogs exchange collars not rings. Pretty sure that I’m not getting an invite to the wedding.
New Mexico is weird.
I identify as a meat popsicle.
My furry manager that identifies as a dog is getting married. To a guy who identifies as a dog. Manager broke up with his “Bear” that he dated for 3 years. Dogs exchange collars not rings. Pretty sure that I’m not getting an invite to the wedding.
None of these people should be employed, but at least they won’t breed.
Those people go to the sperm bank, and get some. Somehow they always propagate.
FB acquaintance calls Worcestershire “wash your sister sauce”, and I’m mean because I can’t stop snickering.
CoAlEx, New Mexico is the future
My mom is here in the Q. My Nina is in AZ. Dan is guilting me into spending time with my mom. He is better than Sean on the forgiveness cycle. Sean is tough. Dan is more passive aggressive Mean Girl. Pray for Oso
Grandma no longer recognizes anyone. She remembers everyone, but she’ll tell my grandpa, “tell Robert I said…” Mom is going to visit this weekend.
Oso?
https://tinyurl.com/y8mlb8qb
I’m proposing Scott live comment all future debates. His comments on the stupid, climate change, bullshit, 8 hour, insanity driven, suck your money from your paycheck, do as I say not as I do, crapfest made me laugh.
Joe Biden is embarrassingly mentally empaired. FFS, he had a stroke tonight.
Joe Biden is a perfect example of how little dems\lefties care about individuals. Not, at, all.
Departing early, Ray proceeded.
I was told there would be Tool
Just hold your horses.
can’t find any good tool?
maybe some Taylor swift
Hillary: I’m fine! Nothing wrong with me at all!
*collapses in front of world press and gets chucked into a van like a sack of potatoes
Biden: Healthy as a Scranton union man! Fit as a fiddle!
*eye explodes on TV
It’s like Trump is blessed by the almighty meat popsicle hisself.
Dems: God is on our side, He wants us to succeed!
God: Hold on there, hoss! *pokes Joe in the eye
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA