Baby HHD

I got nothin’ to say other than parenting is a young man’s game. Why did none of you assholes tell me this?

This baby loves America. Beware commie jerk-off scum!

July 3, 2019
Categories: BANGLAR BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!, BOOP!, Booze, Bowel Prep, Electrical, furry, Garden, hey Poncho - that's Wiser!, High and tight, I Love You Peeps, I used to be funneh and shit, Joke thread, Juice, Merry Christmas, One Foot Muff, open your chaste mouth, Remembrance, rhymes with "your mom", Snake juice guzzler, Sure Why Not, this poat is dedicated to XBeeRad, this post stinks, You People Make Me Sick, your mom's flower, Your Welcome Hotspur, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: MJ (grease gun)

59 Comments

  1. Comment by lauraw on July 3, 2019 1:18 pm

    Oh God, he looks extremely smart. I’m sorry. I know you were hoping for a stupid baby. Good luck with “because I said so.” That’s not gonna work for long.

  2. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 3, 2019 1:27 pm

    Already after the chicks. nice work!

  3. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 3, 2019 1:27 pm

    heh, my new favorite tag: Your Welcome Hotspur

  4. Comment by Jimbro on July 3, 2019 1:53 pm

    Cute kid MJ.

  5. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 3, 2019 2:02 pm

    Parenting is a young man’s game if only because it ages the fuck out of you.

  6. Comment by Car in on July 3, 2019 2:31 pm

    Don’t be a pussy. Show ’em who’s boss.

  7. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 3, 2019 2:31 pm

    MJ: master of the stomp

  8. Comment by Car in on July 3, 2019 2:40 pm

    So … went to the lasik eye place today for a consultation. Appointment took over 2 hours of tests and explaining. The doctor spent at least 45 minuets with me (pretty amazing).

    Anyway, I guess what they want to do is correct one eye to 20/20 and then the other less (-150 power) so I can use that eye for reading. Mono something or other they call it.

    To test it, I’m wearing contacts to simulate what it will be like. It’s pretty interesting.

    Reading will take some getting used to … but driving, etc, no problem. I usually have to take my glasses off to use the computer, but I’m fine right now.

  9. Comment by lauraw on July 3, 2019 2:48 pm

    How much, Car in? I’ve noodled about doing lasik too.

  10. Comment by Car in on July 3, 2019 2:54 pm

    About $2000 an eye. that includes absolutely everything, including follow-ups for 2 years. it’s no knife/all laser etc.

    He says a lot of those places that advertise for much less are 1) lying 2) don’t include all the costs or 3) aren’t using the fancy machines.

    I can’t believe how thorough he was today. It was in Troy – which … is really close to $$$$ neighborhoods. But it seemed fair to me. I dont’ know that I want to pinch pennies with this.

    The doc and his wife have the exact same deal (one eye for distance one for reading) and says they’ve adjusted just fine.

    To seal the deal (he was S American of some sort – he mentioned but I forget) he strongly hinted that he was a good conservative. Now i just have to dig up the $4000.

  11. Comment by Car in on July 3, 2019 2:55 pm

    he has three of the most advanced laser deals for the various surgery types they do. Getting the tour, I was afraid how much it was going to be. But I don’t think it’s that out of line. I think the least I thought it could be was $1500 an eye.

  12. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 3, 2019 2:57 pm

    What the fuck is with Sinema? When did we enter bizarro-world where she makes some good sense?

  13. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 3, 2019 2:58 pm

    Careful Alex, we shift timelines again and you might find yourself going to a concert with her.

  14. Comment by Car in on July 3, 2019 3:00 pm

    My eyes are taking this really well so far. Honestly not having to take my glasses on and off to do things … is pretty awesome.

  15. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 3, 2019 3:02 pm

    Careful Alex, we shift timelines again and you might find yourself going to a concert with her.

    The concert is a go, but it’s just a cover. In the parking lot we’ll make the tradeoff: six silkies and a newfie pup for a somewhat melodramatic 19 year old girl.

  16. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 3, 2019 3:04 pm

    Crap, I thought you were referring to Car in.

    I’d go to a concert with Sinema. She seems like the type to wear a leather skirt and a torn Motley Cru t-shirt and want to hit the strip club afterwards.

  17. Comment by Car in on July 3, 2019 3:04 pm

    $4000 is 5 years of contacts or less (including the yearly doc appointment needed). So … just saying.

    I’ve been wearing cheapy glasses for the last few years, but it’s a major pain in the ass. The problem with contacts – is that I can’t read with them on (unless, of course, I got contacts as I’m wearing them now). But as I said- wearing contacts long term it’s just cheaper to get the surgery.

  18. Comment by Car in on July 3, 2019 3:05 pm

    The concert is a go, but it’s just a cover. In the parking lot we’ll make the tradeoff: six silkies and a newfie pup for a somewhat melodramatic 19 year old girl.

    Six PULLET silkies. And a Newfie that’s potty trained.

    Done and done.

  19. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 3, 2019 3:08 pm

    Honestly, if by chance you talk to the somewhat melodramatic 19yo girl I think she’ll swoon when you don’t brospeak to her or in front of her.

  20. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 3, 2019 3:14 pm

    I have a laser pointer. We could do all the lasic surgery at Lapeerpalooza 3: The one no one saw coming

  21. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 3, 2019 3:17 pm

    Coalex?

  22. Comment by Pupster on July 3, 2019 3:23 pm

    L to R

    Pup, MJ

    https://tinyurl.com/y2waqhek

  23. Comment by MJ on July 3, 2019 3:24 pm

    If you rub enough gravel in your eye it’s just like lasik.

    You should try it.

  24. Comment by Jimbro on July 3, 2019 4:25 pm

    Waaaiiiittt a minute … is that a bar of soap he’s licking in the third picture?

  25. Comment by Pupster on July 3, 2019 4:34 pm

    Pretty sure that’s a popsicle.

  26. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 3, 2019 4:35 pm

    Soap looks weird in Maine.

  27. Comment by Pupster on July 3, 2019 4:40 pm

    I thought they just rubbed themselves with old moose antlers.

  28. Comment by Jimbro on July 3, 2019 4:44 pm

    Either moose antlers or gravel from Deer Isle for the rich folks

  29. Comment by Pupster on July 3, 2019 4:48 pm

    Sometimes a tank is just a tank.

  30. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 3, 2019 5:08 pm

    As someone on Twatter said, “tell me this doesn’t look like the opening to a Brazzers clip.”

  31. Comment by osoloco11 on July 3, 2019 5:15 pm

    Cute kid.

  32. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 3, 2019 5:28 pm

    the other poat was better

    *pouts

  33. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 3, 2019 5:42 pm

    Sorry about the lack of grownup HHD, but this and the pet poat are fine.

  34. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 3, 2019 5:43 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/yxsvxk37

  35. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 3, 2019 6:08 pm

    Someone did a nice Photoshop of AOC drinking from a bidet, and now I can’t find it. I blame Zuckerberg.

  36. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 3, 2019 6:26 pm

    Look at that hoverhanding beta.

  38. Comment by Pupster on July 3, 2019 7:16 pm

  39. Comment by scott on July 3, 2019 7:51 pm

    Throwing peas yet?

  40. Comment by mare on July 3, 2019 8:24 pm

    This is the best poat in YEARS!!!!

    This is my favorite part:

    This baby loves America. Beware commie jerk-off scum!

  41. Comment by mare on July 3, 2019 8:26 pm

    This is an excellent child and way too good for MJ.

    This child is cute (really cute), he looks smart and like he’d do something naughty and then hug you so you can’t be mad, I appreciate that in a kid.

  42. Comment by PepeLp on July 3, 2019 9:01 pm

    https://tinyurl.com/y3gejllr

  43. Comment by osoloco11 on July 3, 2019 10:25 pm

    Pepe, true Story. I can’t use stainless steel cleaner on our stove due to MA. Her reflection scares her. We still have Ginger nose prints on the stainless steel. Soon

  44. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 3, 2019 10:43 pm

    like he’d do something naughty

    and make you laugh while he’s doing it.

  45. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 3, 2019 10:49 pm

    There is a Twitter video going around of a young woman complaining about men catcalling and chasing her and why can’t she just walk here without being harassed. While this is true, I am old-fashioned enough to think that maybe the best outfit for walking through a sketchy neighborhood isn’t a low-cut tank top and no bra. I’m not saying wear a burkah, but bouncing the girls while showing plenty of cleavage draws attention. If you don’t want that attention, wear something a little more modest.

  46. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 3, 2019 10:53 pm

    Might as well share it here.

    https://tinyurl.com/y34nwvza

  47. Comment by Colorado Alex In Exile on July 3, 2019 10:55 pm

    24 hour fast so far. Trying to go for 36-40 hours total. I did break down and have two breath savers mints while at tango class.

  48. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 3, 2019 10:56 pm

    It’s LA, so probably some of the 56K mentally ill and homeless harassing her.

  50. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 4, 2019 12:00 am

    Bernie Sanders will be in Slater then Ames for July 4th parades.

  51. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on July 4, 2019 12:09 am

    Seems like he ought to be in a May Day parade.

  52. Comment by lauraw on July 4, 2019 12:50 am

    Oy. Whose turn is it roll the blog over and burp it?

  53. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 4, 2019 1:00 am

    Haha, I was thinking the same thing roamy.

  54. Comment by PepeLp on July 4, 2019 1:00 am

    Seems like he ought to be in a May Day parade.

    =========

    Golf clap…..

  55. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 4, 2019 1:00 am

    laura, happy 4th of July!

  56. Comment by lauraw on July 4, 2019 1:24 am

    Have a wonderful Independence Day, Jay!

  57. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 4, 2019 3:12 am

    What a handsome little guy!

  58. Comment by Sean M. on July 4, 2019 3:20 am

    Destroy English Redcoats, Patriots!

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