Hello, and welcome to Big Brimborion Friday.
brimborion – A useless or worthless object.
I still push and I still shove
I’m still hard to love
I ain’t changed, I’m still the same wise-ass I always was
They say the day will come
I’ll be too tired to run
Yeah, you can’t stop what’s comin’:
I’ll run until the wheels fall off
Run until the wheels fall off
Your model for today was born February 3rd, 1977 in Long Beach, CA. She stands 5′ 10″, 36D-26-36 and 130 lbs. Please follow your dreams and welcome Miss Maitland Ward AKA Maitland Baxter.
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Flawlessly naming puppies since March 2009 
MILFy Gingers, it’s what’s for breakfast!
She looks like a fun bundle of emotional issues and low-level drug habits.
holy moly
She’s at least age-appropriate for me. She’s older than my wife.
https://is.gd/Ca2FwP
She seems nice.
wakey wakey
Pelosaurus Vex and Amy Schumer’s cousin
Ooooh, a new nickname! I like it!
Since when are we elevating the Senate Minority leader to such a status?
Pupster’s in love.
This gal is so unwholesome, you need to wear a rubber when you jack off to her.
What are you talking about Lauraw? nothing says “bring home to mom” like a vag tat.
Asap is perched on my shoulder. I really need to move but he’s so comfy. I think he’s fallen asleep.
Always feels like the attempts at “geek cred” with these “ladies” is an affectation.
My case is at 11 but Ben needed a ride to school. For some reason I thought Paula was 9-9 today and I only had pickup duty. Nope. As I sat sipping coffee in my T-shirt and pajama pants she asked what time I was taking him. Well shit … I got dressed, drove him in and took advantage of the early time to brave the Walmart. Got cheesecloth and a cake tin to start the whiskey infusion process (that organized people begin after Halloween).
I’m not sure if it’s because of the busy shopping season but they had a police SUV outside and a lady asked for my receipt on the way out. That’s par for the course at warehouse clubs but a new one, for me anyway, at the Walmart.
This gal is so unwholesome, you need to wear a rubber when you jack off to her.
That made me giggle like a retard.
As a kid I remember my cousin doing paid details at a department store called Zayre’s in Brockton. He was an undercover cop so it was weird to see him in his uniform.
Most sizable PD’s have a “hire a uniformed / non-uniformed off duty cop” program. Back in the day we would arrive in a city (such as LA) and we would always “hire” a off duty white shirt to run interference in the event of a weapon(s) issue. Its how we concealed carried when in cities without permits. I was also on a residence detail in Beverly Hills and we had two off duty LA moto cops (one on each gate) along with a armed agent.
Zayre’s! We had one here, too. Mom used to work there when we were little.
It was a lot like Caldors. Which was a lot like every other ‘big’ but off-metro department store at the time.
Finally after months of pain I discovered using heavy medical tape to stiffen up the sole of my foot for plantar fasciitis pain. Sweet relief! Supposed to help healing, too. Prevent the plantar from stretching and tearing more.
Oh, baby. I need a bunch more rolls of this stuff. And to take my anti-inflammatories like a good girl instead of always forgetting.
I just went down the defunct department store rabbit hole and read the connection between Zayres and BJ’s Wholesale Club which I did not know. Once you start reading about them you remember other ones that have closed. Creative destruction of capitalism.
Pupster’s in love.
It’s nobody’s fault, it just happened. Try to remember the good times.
https://tinyurl.com/ybjhywls
I can imagine how much of a pain in the ass it is to get temporary CCW permits in multiple locations for multiple people
BJ’s Wholesale Club
I love 4th grade.
We’re thinking about a CostCo membership.
5’10” and 130 lbs. Suuuuuuuure she is.
Finally after months of pain I discovered using heavy medical tape to stiffen up the sole of my foot for plantar fasciitis pain.
Can you detail this treatment please, pervert?
We tried using the KT tape but it was kind of a pain to apply and Mrs. Pupster couldn’t sleep with it braced up her ankle and calf.
I had PF – bad shoes bartending. I bought an excellent pair of shoes and wore them 24/7. Even to go to the bathroom at night.
Heeled (get it?) w/in 6 weeks. Danskos. They have them in a million styles. I wear ONLY them to work, and my feet are never, ever sore. Even after super long shifts.
For night time, you’re supposed to wear a brace. Easier than tape.
Chapter two, of course, is different. HEELSPURS.
I’m reading a WSJ article about Fortnite and becoming more of a Luddite.
I wore an Aircast A60 ankle brace for my PF. Daytime only. It seemed to work but it took a while. Not sure if it was the brace or time that got it in the end but it made walking tolerable
Mrs. Pupster has 3 or 4 pairs of Danskos. Helped but not a cure for her.
Paula tried danskos but it was before her hip replacement so it was a failed experiment. Not sure whether she still has them or not. They’re popular with nurses as well as bartenders
I am sort of a luddite since I really know next to nothing about Fortnite.
I swear by them. Perhaps I caught it early – but I really couldn’t work in pain, so I didn’t really delay. I swear I never went barefoot. Those shoes were on me when I wore a robe and night time bathroom.
WalMarket has always checked receipts at the door around here. Or tried. I refuse unless I’m in a hurry. It became MY property the second I exchanged my money for it. You ain’t searching me, dammit.
Go ahead and call the cops – they have even less of a right to search my person or property.
https://tinyurl.com/ydcbl26x
That’s no monkey-washing-a-cat but it’s still damn funny
Merrell shoes really helped with my foot/ankle issues (heel spurs and PF)
Comment by Car in on December 21, 2018 11:17 am
I am sort of a luddite since I really know next to nothing about Fortnite.
It’s a freemium video game (free to play, but you can buy things like changes to your character’s appearance). Basically a cartoony hunger-games like setting.
There was a company called Dania Sko in my hometown, closed in 1981. Not sure if its related: https://www.danishmuseum.org/explore/collection/sample/clogs
Remember to give thanks at Christmas Dinner, with a table prayer
OK, I have danskos but they don’t really help me. I also have two different insoles, and same. Part of the problem may be that I have had a flexible flatfoot since childhood?? I don’t know. This tape thing is really giving me relief today and I hope will through my work day today as well. We shall see.
I’m not going to wear a brace at night that keeps my foot flexed in the position that causes the plantar to stretch and be painful. Plus there’s no way I’d sleep that way, I’m a light sleeper already.
I looked at this long silly advertisement and just copied the tape pattern in the picture that is halfway down the page: https://is.gd/EcPy8A
I put on two layers of thick cloth medical tape. It feels like my skin is a harder shell. It’s nice.
I know I probably still need to get medical attention of course. But bleargh.
NY Post breaking news: Ginsburg has 2 tumors removed from lungs
Where does the line form for liberal lung donors?
Looking at the aircast products on Amazon and getting intrigued
tryglycerides 55. bad or not? This is my friend again. She was very appreciative of all the other info – I just cut and pasted to her.
Nurses make the worst patients.
just saying
Bought one.
I think I’m done with Christmas shopping (I have to get some gift cards). Now I can start food shopping for Christmas.
/shoot me know
I work today and SUnday. I’m fooked.
Trigs I know less about. My last check I think mine were 54 and my doc said that was fine, particularly with my excellent HDL/LDL ratio (94/138).
Remember to give thanks at Christmas Dinner, with a table prayer
Dennis’s dad is a lucky man.
Standing rib roasts $6.99/lb. at Meijer.
RBG will be real life “Weekend at Bernie’s” before long.
Google and IBM Watson are currently writing an algorithm that will analyze RBG’s writings and construct a judicial opinion on any future issue.
Heh, now I want chicken: PETA squawks over Popeyes’ ’emotional support chicken’ meal carriers
Haha, I should respond to this:
My God, how did we wind up with such a totally corrupt imbecillic asshole in our most exaulted office? And every morning I go to our local cafe I sit beside folks who voted for him once and would probably do so again tomorrow. Jesus H Christ, did I wear the uniform of our forces and pay taxes every year of my adult life to experience such a catastrophe?
Buck up little camper, Obama is gone.
Wonder how long that comment would last? (it’s on a liberal’s page)
Little known fact*, Google’s “defeat death” initiative was initially started to keep RBG on the court indefinitely.
*well, maybe
Trolling on FB
Let’s go H2 Caroling!
Scott’s spirit lizard.
https://tinyurl.com/ybv3pudg
I know he won’t, but I think he should.
Comment by leoncaruthers on December 21, 2018 2:59 pm
I know he won’t, but I think he should.
Only if he starts hitting the weight room and juicing. #MakeAmericaSwoleAgain.
Whitaker could spot him.
Three Presidential Debates: Domestic Policy, Foreign Policy, Lifting Philosophy.
“President Trump, how do you answer charges that your knees go past your toes in the squat?”
“At least my hip crease goes lower than my knees. You’d think that would be more important. You don’t get red lights for knees past toes, you get red lights for not hitting depth. I always get green lights, fabulous, luxurious green lights…”
Miss Universe would now have a power clean event.
Properly speaking, it should have two power clean events…
Get all old school and add a “sammich” event.
Power clean? Let’s go full squat clean.
shouldn’t you be food shopping?
Miss Universe would now have a power clean event.
Absolutely not. Favors mentally-ill Spanish men.
Matter of fact… if they had a sammich event I would probably be induced to watch the program. It could just be in the form of a question….”What kind of sammich and beverage do you feel like the man you love deserves in your household?” I think the answer could be insightful..
*note to CoAlex….add to general questionnaire.
I’d add a chicken-slaughter and evisceration. Traditional women’s work that I don’t think most trannies can do. I want my beauty queens to have practical skills and not be vegan.
Can’t you be a vegan chicken killer?
Unrelated, my dagger came. Proportionally for little me, it’s basically a short sword.
I’m ready for orcs.
Can’t you be a vegan chicken killer?
No. The vegans will excommunicate you for killing anything but a fetal human or a Republican.
BDick is all over Ace’s comments. Not even saying hi to us.
Harrumph.
I wonder what Bill Whittle’s IQ is. Just saw his latest BW Now where he came up with more variables to life than I ever considered. Really smart guy.
And Victor Davis Hanson has an online course at Hillsdale on WW2. Probably would pop my head.
Well, you can be a vegan and not part of the community.
BDong? That’s the guy with the stuff in the stuff, right?
Raisins in his beef stew or something.
Well, you can be a vegan and not part of the community.
Well that’s silly, where would you get all of your social validation for histrionic virtue signalling, then?
Miss Universe would now have a power clean event.
And not a single snatch joke as a follow up. It’s like I don’t even……
It goes without saying that Miss Universe should have a fine snatch.
A real one, not a perpetually-opened surgical wound.
The Daily Ocasio
Comment by leoncaruthers on December 21, 2018 3:31 pm
I’d add a chicken-slaughter and evisceration. Traditional women’s work that I don’t think most trannies can do. I want my beauty queens to have practical skills and not be vegan.
Three-gun round.
Tactical driving a minivan around a holiday parking lot.
Proper meat smoking.
Comment by Jay in Ames on December 21, 2018 4:00 pm
The Daily Ocasio
And yet, ma’am, it smells like tuna…
Ya know ……Mattis is a chump for including the “more aligned” bullshit in his resignation. Not fucking needed. Certainly not helpful to a already divided state. Could of just went out on “I came, I saw, I conquered, I have reached the pinnacle of a Military mans career and service and Im done”. Whats the reason they are saying we need to stay in Syria? The Kurds?
It sure as shit isn’t the Syrian Christians. They get refused as refugees while we take in Muslim Somalians.
Yeah, the Kurds is what I’m seeing mentioned, TT
Scott Walker
8 years of budget surpluses. 10 months of record low unemployment. More than $8 billion in tax relief. Some of the best graduation rates. 6 years of frozen UW tuition. Great legacy!!!
How was he beaten? I’m still wondering.
Fraud.
People get used to things going well and stop thinking about why they go so well.
Famous Idaho Potato Bowl?
Has it always been this stupid?
you can be a vegan and not part of the community.
https://tinyurl.com/y6wn76sr
Yay Me. My super deluxe and super cool freedom / america (fuck yeah) virtue signalling hoodie has arrived. I forget who I got it from, either freedom industries or gruntstyle outfitters….regardless, it is THE hoodie to be patriot cool this season and I gots one. So nene nene boo boo to all the non hacking slacker pukes….that dont have a super deluxe and super cool freedom / america (fuck yeah) virtue signalling hoodie. Im gonna wear it when I send proof of life dic pic.
And just like that, my work year is over. As much as possible, anyhow.
Mine too, leon. HIGHFIVE!
Hmmmm, I’ll probably be doing some kind of work Christmas morning. Most of my days are the same except I watch some football on Sundays. I may be doing it wrong.
That’s where I’ll be (hopefully) in about 9.5 years, Pepe. Retired from wage slavery and just farming with some Church-related obligations to get me off the property.
I’m working next week. Even if there’s a furlough, I still have to go in on Wednesday, and I have four hours for an “orderly shutdown” of the labs. Finished a bakeout at 2:30 and decided to leave it in the vacuum chamber to cool down over the weekend. Place was nearly deserted by the time I left – four cars left in the parking lot.
Laura is working christmas eve and christmas day, so I’ll probably be working as well.
Attention. Formal Yay me notice follows…..
Arrived home from the workhouse to find that Santa Claus has delivered my 10.5 assembly……….
End of notice.
Yay me.
Finally home and caught up.
1. Good intro song by Blackberry Smoke
b. I bet that clog maker could be resurrected as an artisanal brand Jay
&. Mattis is now a politician, no longer a general. Not shocked.
0. A comprehensive competition for women (and men for that matter) with mental and physical contests would make great TV, especially if it had a MXE vibe to it.
@. I got a nice snowflake token from Pepe’s benefit auction. A real titanium snowflake, not an emotional cripple snowflake.
*. I’m jealous of you eunuchs who have finished your work for the year.
I took Thursday Friday off this week because everybody else was already off Wed-Friday next week. Unless something explodes I’ll probably be looking at Memes all week.
The legislature decided to take Monday off, so a lot of people in the office took Friday off as well. I’ll probably go in on Monday, in order to bank some admin leave for later in January and to get ahead on some projects.
My PTO is use it or lose it, so late December is a consequence.
My plan is to do a lot of traveling next year to visit family. Between PTO and comp time, I should be well set by that point.
I can only carry over 5 days to the next year. I have no idea how many I have left. Half day Monday/Christmas Eve, off Christmas Day and already scheduled for Wednesday/Friday. I should take Thursday off. I’m already booked for NYE, all freaking day. Bet there’s gonna be a lot of no shows that day.
Agreed on Blackberry Smoke. Someone here posted their “Son of a Bourbon”, and that is one of my favorites.
I think I’m actually in charge of the branch on the 26th and the 31st.
Mwahahahahaha!!!!
I can’t complain about my job too much. I’m paid pretty well but a lot below the national average for my sub-specialty. That being said, we’ve had a lot of meetings lately about “productivity”. The hospital corporation is in the hole big time from construction, mergers and acquisition of outlying hospitals and decreasing government reimbursement. They’re looking for more work. I can only work so fast before quality declines. When you’re super busy shit gets missed or delayed. Missed and delayed shit makes people angry and surgeons anxious. I’m smiling at them and saying the shit they want to hear but I know not much will change. *burp*
Nice, Jimbro, thanks for donating. It’s actually Zirc, not Ti. 🙂
Next year we’re planning on doing mini-tags instead of the coins. Penelope has been buying toys for the local needy kids and even some in nearby towns. (nearby is relative here, within 60 miles. 🙂 )
She’ll do the food banks next week.
https://tinyurl.com/y6vdzdb5
Why isn’t the nuclear option being used?
It’s a budget bill, reconcile the fucking thing.
Also, Roamy, now is the time to get us the secret data on the Nazi flying saucers that NASA has in the vault. Also anything you can find on the reptiloids and archons.
Sometimes it sucks to work from home.
Business call at 9 PM, and they expected to see me at 8 AM tomorrow.
I laughed.
Tomorrow? I can do that.
8AM? Not a chance in hell. You have to call me during the day for that to happen.
now is the time to get us the secret data on the Nazi flying saucers that NASA has in the vault
It’s in German and really bad handwriting. Engineers, y’know.
For Leon
I can read German. Give it!
He’s right, it is beautiful. Almost Tepes-esque…
One lick over the line.
https://tinyurl.com/ycrmc6ms
That being said, we’ve had a lot of meetings lately about “productivity”. The hospital corporation is in the hole big time from construction, mergers and acquisition of outlying hospitals and decreasing government reimbursement. They’re looking for more work. I can only work so fast before quality declines.
We’re talking about sawing off people’s legs here, Jimb. It ain’t exactly the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
All right, I sent myself a reminder for the day after Christmas, Leon.
U da bestest.
Watched “Murder by Death”. Nicely silly, lots of star power, politically incorrect.
My duck feet are too wide for Merrell/Danskos. I’m getting fucked by the merger of kid shoes. No more girls sizes or boys sizes. Narrowing the Y sizes, because genetic girls have narrower feet so we’re fucking over wide widths.
Sam’s is reorganizing in January. I fully expect to lose my job. Old. Can’t drive a lift. Can’t lift dog food, furniture, or litter. Unemployment is looking pretty good. I’m getting used to staying home, my GM calls me Wikipedia and All-Star. I can reapply after 3 months. Fight for 15 assholes have already negated performance reviews.
For those of you who aren’t on Facechimp, I got something wonderful today. The Station Manager of the radio station where Dad did the classical music show during Summer and Christmas vacation put a bunch of his Christmas shows and a few from last year in a Dropbox. Been listening to them all evening here at work. b-rad may help me get one up here in the next couple of days. I’m not a huge baroque music fan, but it’s a blessing to be able to hear his voice again.
That’s a wonderful gift for you, Sean! Btw the Sistine Chapel thing cracked me up something fierce. Lucky I didn’t wake the house.
Thanks, laura. I’ll try to tamp down the hilarity a little late at night.
Oh look, what those of us on the right predicted is happening.
Work was meh busy.
oso, I have the EE merrells
Dirty Eddie reads Penthouse.
Im a sophomore at a small mid-western church affiliated college. I’m so beta that I couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison and yet…….this is what happened to me at the laundromat one night last spring. So there I was sorting my whites from my colors…….
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