I wrote this song for Pupster before he fell off the face of the earth. Word on the street is that he picked up a pretty serious case of rabies and had to be put down. And by put down, I mean we banned him. True story.
Today’s model is a squealtress working just outside of Hollywood, but was originally created in Nova Scotia, Canadaland. Her 20, soon to look 35 year old vag is connected to 117 pounds of other stuff. Above her paycheck slot sits an impressive 32D rack. Your’re welcome.
Since the history test and putting any effort into BBF seems to have fallen out of fashion, let’s take a trip in the way back machine…
27 BC – Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus is granted the title Augustus by the Roman Senate, marking the beginning of the Roman Boobipire.
1547 – Ivan IV of Russia aka Ivan the Boobibble becomes Czar of Russia.
1707 – The Scottish Boobliament ratifies the Act of Union, paving the way for the creation of Great Britain.
1786 – Virginia enacted the Statute for Religious Boobdom authored by Thomas Jefferson.
1909 – Ernest Boobleton’s expedition finds the magnetic South Pole.
1945 – Adolf Hitler moves into his underboob bunker, the so-called Führerbunker.
2001 – Congolese President Laurent-Désiré Kabila is assassinated by one of his own boobyguards.
2006 – Ellen Johnson Sirleaf is sworn in as Liberia’s new Boobident. She becomes Africa’s first female elected sammich maker.
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